My Cousin Romerry's Take on Christmas
I was at the family's tonight and they let the children open one present so my cousin Rommery, age 9, got a 16gb Samsung tablet. She was all like, "This is wrong, I wanted at least 64gb with 4G. I can't use this." Then she tossed aside the tablet and sulked.
So my Aunt Tansy says "Oh that's terrible, don't worry you can go with your Uncle (not my aunt's husband, rather, the person who gave it to her) and exchange it for what you want. Then Rommery says, "Let's go right now."
I pointed out to her that it was Christmas Eve and the stores were closed so their employees can celebrate Christmas, and Romerry comes back with "Jack is working tonight AND tomorrow." I told her that Jack was a doctor in an ER and it's very nice of him to give up his holiday because it's important to help others at Christmas.
Then Romerry say "Well THIS is important to ME." And of course Aunt Tansy says "Now there's a girl who knows her own mind and isn't afraid to speak it." And everyone laughed.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 23, 2018 7:07 AM
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After the Trumpocalpse I hope Romerry is the first one from your District called for The Hunger Games.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 25, 2016 10:36 AM
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Rommery? Tansy? What's your name, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 25, 2016 11:01 AM
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This fucking little brat is going to get hit by my Christmas rock if she mouth off like that at our party
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 25, 2016 11:55 AM
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Kill this thing with fire!!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 25, 2016 11:58 AM
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I know a little hussy when I see one.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 25, 2016 12:20 PM
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Fucking funny, Mrs Patricia Ramsey :)
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 25, 2016 12:42 PM
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Yeah, Romerry definitely needs a midnight snack of Pineapple....
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 25, 2016 12:43 PM
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I've seen my nieces and nephews go through this stage.
The ones that were fortunate to have good parents only did it once - the next Christmas, the child who behaved this way behaved appropriately and later came around and thanked each gift-giver individually.
I think their mother had a whole year to change this behavior and she used it wisely.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 25, 2016 12:47 PM
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She sounds like cousin Dudley in Harry Potter. Wow, so, it really is true and not just in fiction. Blame the parents who are enablers.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 25, 2016 12:49 PM
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I've flushed little shits like that down bathroom toilets at the studio....
Mr. Mayer could never understand why he had to spend so much money on the studio sewage system.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 25, 2016 12:51 PM
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"Romerry"? That sounds like William Hung trying to sing [italic]My Fair Lady[/italic] songs.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 25, 2016 1:48 PM
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Is this a television show OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 25, 2016 2:12 PM
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What were little Treblinka, Endive and Sasquatch doing while this was happening?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 25, 2016 2:12 PM
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Fuck her little 9 year old ass till it bleeds. She'll change her ways.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 25, 2016 2:14 PM
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Was cousin Fiduciary Happy to get her ribbed X-tra large Dildy?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 25, 2016 3:26 PM
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Was your co-worker Hambilton there to witness these shenanigans ??
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 25, 2016 3:31 PM
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OP, next year you should just celebrate fESTivus!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 25, 2016 8:46 PM
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White people and their rude ass kids. I suspect that in a few years she will probably kill her whole family because someone upset this precious little snowflake.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 25, 2016 8:51 PM
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Romerry has seen this thread..
And has announced to the family that her gay cousin is spreading lies about the family on the internet because he sexually compulsive and frustrated...
And because he's stuck in the house with his conservative family and hasn't had any butt sex for a few days...
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 26, 2016 1:28 AM
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And she's ANGRY with you now, OP
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 26, 2016 1:29 AM
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Have you shushed her, OP! Have you given her the finger?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 19, 2018 4:24 AM
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Helps to remind me, why I did not want any little darlings.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 19, 2018 4:35 AM
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I need to invoke a higher power. Namely, MOTHRA!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 19, 2018 5:00 AM
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Tell little Romerry about Krampus if her attitude hasn't improved in the last year and a half.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 19, 2018 6:00 AM
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I don't know too many kids. Are they all like this these days?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 19, 2018 6:23 AM
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R11, And what would you do about Romerry? At this point, she isn't going to fit down a drain.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 23, 2018 6:37 AM
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Perhaps if she intends to sell Cunt Scout Cookies again this year, you might direct her to the home of your friendly neighborhood sex offender.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 23, 2018 6:47 AM
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And was Uncle Bottom doing, by chance?
Was Romerry's antics a distraction from something far more sinister in the upstairs bedroom?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 23, 2018 6:56 AM
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Honestly. OP, did you figure out this stuff with Romerry?
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 23, 2018 6:58 AM
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[quote]Was your co-worker Hambleton there to witness these shenanigans?
I think he was out getting drunk with the Christmas Moose and OP's other co-worker Threndy (Tha-REN-dy).
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 23, 2018 7:07 AM
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