Can We Talk About Julian Edelman's Beautiful Ass?

Not too shabby from the front, either.

That shit is padded, bro

Anyone have there ready reckoner to work out were it fits on the Recker Scale?

*their

R2 Not his chest and abs, bro.

Micro penis and butterface. No thanks.

Where too, R3.

I'll bet he has a nice anus!

I'm not crazy about his face.

R9 I've got absolutely no problem with it.

I'd tap that booty!

why is datalounge obsessed with booties? is everyone a top on this website? pardon me, i am newbie

Rosebud or coin slot?

R12 not only am I not a top I'm not a bottom ether (I'm a "side") but big muscular asses are life (just don't wanna be in one)

r1 love handles and red hair....NOT a good combination.

I like big muscle butts (a lot) the same way I like big knotty forearms and meaty calves. It's a bilogical genetic marker of an alpha male ....until he opens his mouth and ...etc

Seems like a sloppy drunk.

sounds like my type then

R17 what a disgusting whore that bitch is

Does he escort?

R15 LOL! Hey, if he's not your type, that's fine. But if you think what he's sporting are love handles, you have much to learn about the male muscular system, especially in the abdominal and oblique areas.

R17 I'm sure he had an "oh, fuck" moment when he woke up and saw that staring at him.

Umph.

Slap that ass!

He's got some action going on up front, too.

So beautiful...

R26 I'd stick a finger up there.

R24 it looks a bit deflated there...thankfully the other guy makes up for the slack with his sack

Some major shenanigans going on here with cake inconsistency

R26 ewww it looks horrendous there.. one of those too short cracks and flabby upper regions. I liked him earlier 😭

So Beautiful...

It's looks flatish.

Where does it fit on the Recker Scale? How does it compare to Recker's?

R32, hardly "flatish"...

there are so many dudes with better butts in the NFL. Why this one?

I just knew the hijackers would invade this thread with the "MY dream man who I'LL never have either is MUCH hotter...". You queens are so sickening!

R34, like Travis Kelce...

So-so butt and so-so face. He's an LA "5" at best.

[quote] there are so many dudes with better butts in the NFL. Why this one?

True. And, yes, why this one?

Travis Kelce's ass at R36 is flat too

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Not crazy about the Duck Dynasty-style beard, but that ass! That ass!

I see you, baby - shakin' that ass. Shakin' that ass. Shakin' that ass.

R34 Indeed Kelce is hot as fuck, face and body. And tall. Edelman is inferior in all stated categories. Plus he's a Patriot.

Work it, baby!

How does the idiot at R15 see what CLEARLY isn't there? I've noticed this on some recent threads. Like Tebow and a few others are being called fat. The fuck?

Will you do this to me, Julian?

Hey guys,

I heard you were discussing my ass. I'm rather proud of it. I hope you enjoy this sweaty pic.

He is about a 5 look-wise and that goes down to a 4 because he plays for the Patriots, the most hated team in the NFL.

R48 "5." Right.

You must not live in LA or NY if you think that's any better than a "5", r49. Nice body but the face is fug. But for your Midwestern ass, he is probably an solid "7". Enjoy, cheesehead.

If this is a 5, I'd hate to see a 4.

R50 Aww, looks like somebody's a widdle bit jealous of somebody else. Go get you pacifier, sweetie. It'll be all right.

Love to watch you leave, baby.

He's handsome.

You can't assess much from R26 because he's jumping in the air.

He's hot has hell -- and way better than a "5."

R55 Damn right he is. And I should know.

[quote]You must not live in LA or NY if you think that's any better than a "5", [R49]. Nice body but the face is fug. But for your Midwestern ass, he is probably an solid "7". Enjoy, cheesehead.

AHAHAHA You're such a fucking tool. Bite the curb.

R39, like hell it is...

r57, take your meds. You can have him.

OKay for a white guy, but football is stocked with stacked hot black dudes with better, bigger butts.

You can be sure that nothing less than 10 inches gains entrance to that stuff!

10 inches? That's kid stuff!

Another view of dat ass!

Need me to wash your back, Julian?

You guys are all just jealous of my man!

Plenty of cheek for me to pound.

Surf's up! And so am I!

When he sees Danny's ass:

Showing a little something in front, too:

I'd let him sit on my face!

Well, r69, one of his nicknames is "Minitron"

Edelman himself has said his favorite given nickname is 'The Squirrel'. "Guys call me squirrel because one time on the sideline I was yelling 'Don't let me get squirrely out there.'"

wtf?

Come and get it, boys!

Very sniffable

The ass in motion:

Bulges and butts. My kind of team!

Need a porch to go along with that swing, baby?

Not a bad view from the front, either.

Bump

Edelman?

A beautiful Jew

And cut, too...

Suck on that, anti-circumcision trolls

Sorry, he's already been taken by Danny Amendola.

His face is meh. You all are just thirsty

Perhaps, but he just re-signed w/the Pats for $20,000,000 to keep him on the team until he’s 35.

So while we may be thirsty, Jules is not gonna go hungry.

What a man!

So fucking hot.

New England Patriots great Julian Edelman announced his retirement from the NFL on Monday afternoon. Edelman, a three-time Super Bowl champion with the Patriots, posted an emotional video on social media of himself sitting at Gillette Stadium, saying how playing in the NFL as a member of one of the greatest organizations in the league has "been the best 12 years of my life."