Van Jones' Penis

I saw him at Columbus Circle leaving work. He is a gorgeous man.

I read about him on Wiki or somewhere and there was one thing I think is a red flag. Van has always been this guy into defining a problem in our society and making a lot of noise and starting a non-profit to combat it, then quickly moving on.

Then he starts another advocacy non-profit, and moves on.

Then he starts another advocacy non-profit, and moves on.

Then he starts another advocacy non-profit, and moves on.

Hmmm, does that say something?

He is a VERY intense and passionate person.

I want him in me quite deeply.

I rather see Kellyanne's.

He needs better glasses.

He also did not stay on long at the White House, Obama does not like ANYONE who even momentarily takes the spotlight off of him.

Hence he had no proteges to alert him of Middle America's sharp turn away from the Democrats.

I think that is an opinion served as fact, r6, and rather a Today Show-style generalization.

His white wife looks like a blend of Idina Menzel and Minnie Driver.

He has a white wife? Damn. Sort of figures doesn't it. I've lost interest now.

Mr. and Mrs. Van Jones

In 15 years, he will also want to see it...without a mirror, that is.

R10 I'm sure they're a happy couple and she's probably a lovely person. But damn, I expected to see him with a partner as hot as he is.

OMG look at her yellow teeth. Is he insane?

I totally lost respect for him as well. And she is white! ?!?

Here he is interviewing Mayor Pete, and all I can think of is Van Jones should just cut to the chase and do porn.

R10, the 'wife' looks like she can't believe he chose her.

I can't either.

He married Hazel? That's insane!

Well, dammit, now all I can think about it Van Jones' penis. Dammit.

Who knows about his peen, I just love his hunky teddy bear smile.

His "white wife" is now or soon to be his "former white wife".

She's the daughter of Billy Carter, niece of Jimmy.

OP You needed to include the Monique meme in your post.

Watching him on CNN right now. So sexy. I'm pathetic.......

The wife looks like a crazed fan more than a wife.

He’s been told that he’s sexy and his reaction is (paraphrasing) “Fuck you! You should have paid attention to me when I was young, broke, and scrawny. You can’t hop on now that I’m famous and sexy!”

I’m sure that his attitude will change if he ever gets a divorce and wants to fuck some new, hot, white broad.

Any relation?

Van has quite a suckable foreskin.

R6, no, he left the White House because the right wing went after him. It was when they complained about Obama’s WH Czars. He became the sacrificial lamb

I noticed that he had recently stopped wearing a wedding ring.

That be because he be divorced. Go get 'im gurlfriends!

And she's the one that filed for divorce.

He could do very bad things to me.

^^Fisting? Scat? Goat Play?

Goat Play - good name for an indie band.

He married Kristen Schaal?

No he dint, R33.

I bet his peen and chocolate and beautiful..