Keith Papini is hot!

He's not hot...

He's HOT goddamn you R1!!!!

[quote] Why did he cut off all of his wife's hair???

His hobby is making cushions.

Goddamn you too, R3!

Sherri Papini is a deplorable!

Which one of these people abducted Sherri?

I hear Mr. and Mrs. Papini love Jesus.

R5 They both have odd mouths. And those gums of hers! Jeezus - feed her a sugar cube!

For the groomsmen: black, the color of evil For the bridesmaids: dark rusty-red, the color of dried blood

What a tasteless bitch.

Damn, that is an ugly wedding. And the bride and groom wore white?

Keith is shorter and smaller than I thought. He's probably with this mentally ill broad because he couldn't land anyone else.

Reddit comment:

" ... Tommy the Texan has a scathing analysis of Gamble's suffering from Short Man's Syndrome, a very real social diagnosis, which requires him to display manly posturing and language in order to make up for his unprepossessing appearance and failures in the business world. Well, I saw the little bantam rooster on 20/20, and he lived down to everything described: his metrosexual hair styling; his jacket collar rolled up for a more thuggish, James Dean flavor; his obvious facial desperation to be seen as a rugged, competent MAN.

What surprised me was that Keith is also a short fellow with similar failings; however, he can't manage to conjure up any semblance of masculinity, only a tepid adolescence still remaining at the age of 32. I suppose I should have expected this since he comes across as Sherri's brother in those photos, not a protective husband.

If the sheriff is not playing Columbo in this transparent case, then something is terribly awry."

I'm sure he has a nice pappini!

I'd fuck him!

I'm going to name a drink the "Papini Pumptini" in honor of this brave man!

I think he is handsome. I'd fuck him. WHat's the verdict. Is he gay?

He has a Pinterest so DL's verdict is YES.

Are you blind, R16? Yes, he is gay.

He's very cute.

Any shirtless pics?

Lol...where are you guys getting that he's gay?

Doesn't he have a shitload of kids with the crazy lady?

Being married with kids has never stopped DL before and Keith Papini won't stop DL now.

Yes, where are the Keith Papini nudes?

Would you settle for pics of him in his Best Buy uniform?

R24, post or stop teasing.

[10] and [11], haha! That's considered edgy in redneck land.

[R10] [R11]

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Is he the reason for the multiple threads?

Crop the wife out of the pictures and gaydar all over the country will start pinging.

Everyone has different taste. I think he is adorable. I'd fuck him.

Sorry, but he looks like Martin Short:

He wore white because he was also a virgin. Probably still is.

Maybe Sherri killed that other girl and this was her chance to divert suspicion.

How big is his puppini?

I don't see a bulge.

He wears Abercrombie and Fitch.

Gay!

Sherri had the entire family arrayed in A & F and Old Navy too. I rather doubt that Keith had much say in anything concerning the family and their presentation to the outside world. I don't think he's gay.

I believe this comment from a local (just because I do)::

"I wish I could find it, but a few days ago I read a post on Facebook from someone who took their daughter to the same daycare the Papini's used. The woman said Sherri was a little high maintenance for the daycare provider. Sherri showed up late to the daycare a lot when dropping the kids off or picking them up. She also mentioned a confederate flag key chain their eldest child brought from home one day. She sounds like a piece of work. Keith always creeped me out, because he always seemed to be checking out us other moms."

[quote] Keith always creeped me out, because he always seemed to be checking out us other moms.

Sure, Miss Frau.

He was checking out the other DADS.

Don't know who she is, but she looks like a 12yo band geek

Something about this broad and her obviously straight. not gay in the least bit despite everything pointing to the contrary husband doesn't sit well with me. I think some jelly guy wanted to teach them a lesson but chickened out once blondie's disappearance gained too much attention

r9 Shaddup. He's hot. Let's see your photo fat whore.

Did she admit she made everything up?

The bitch deserved it