Celebrity oddball couples . Which ones fascinate/repulse you ?

They love each other?

Jesse Williams and wife

[quote] They love each other?

That is beyond the comprehension of most people here. They don't understand how there can be love without youth and beauty.

Maxwell and Juliet have been married for 36 years!

The Mills sisters and their taste in men has always fascinated me - Juliet married Maxwell who is 18 years younger, while Hayley's first husband was 33 years older than her!

Juliet and Maxwell used to look rather odd together (mostly because Juliet aged very rapidly and always looked even older than she really was) but now that Maxwell ain't a spring chicken no more they actually look kind of adorable.

Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend.

Michael Tucker & Jill Eikenberry were the oddball/looks-discordant couple of the 1980s.

When L.A. LAW debuted, some prominent t.v. critic wrote a glowing review. Loved everything about it except....he didn't believe, for a second, that a woman who looked like Kelsey would go for a guy who looked like Markowitz. Steven Bochco wrote the critic a note, thanking him for the positive review, adding: "I will pass your comments along to Mr. & Mrs. Tucker, who have been married for 15 years."

Pearce Brosnan and his dairy cow of a wife , who was skinny when they got married . With all his money and connections he could hire a nutritionist , personal trainer , or get her lipo, phentermine , coke , crack, etc .

Unless he's a feeder ,

Wow r8, I always feel bad for that chick cause it never fails they have her fat ass plastered all over tabloids in the summer with a "you'll never guess whose wife this is!" teaser, but Jesus, what the hell is she wearing that arm showing dress for? She looks like she's about to arm wrestle someone. Cover those hams up!

r6 Yes! That's the first thing I thought when I saw the thread title, not that she's not fat but he's absolutely revolting.

[quote]Michael Tucker & Jill Eikenberry were the oddball/looks-discordant couple of the 1980s.

New York's always been full of the homely Jewish guy with the pretty WASP wife couples.

They often make for successful, lasting unions.

Can we start by you telling us who that couple even IS, OP?

I always found the Burt Reynolds/Dinah Shore thing icky. She was 20 years older than him. I wonder if it was a "lavender relationship"?

These two?

I always wondered why Catherine Zeta-Jones hooked up with Michael Douglas. There is a 25 year age difference and Cathy certainly wasn't a dog. She didn't need to attach herself to a dirty old man.

I was going to be snarky and mention Tina Fey and her diminutive husband, but apparently a picture I saw of them a long time ago was just a bad angle and he is really quite the cutie pie and there are a lot of pics of them to verify it. Very David Hedisonish.

His name is Jeff Richmond and they have been together for a long, long time. Hung things come in small packages?

[Quote]I always wondered why Catherine Zeta-Jones hooked up with Michael Douglas. There is a 25 year age difference and Cathy certainly wasn't a dog. She didn't need to attach herself to a dirty old man.

She's bipolar.

None of you bitches better mention us!!!!!

What did Janet see in Jermaine Dupri? He was and remains to be totally against what seems to be her type.

Some of them are relationships of convenience, but some men are truly attracted to older women - I've known some - they're into to GILF porn, the whole thing...

Just as some fit men are attracted to heavy women - there's no accounting for taste

Jeff Richmond is a fucking genius. His music for 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt is so wonderful. The MEAN GIRLS musical workshop is casting now. I wish him the greatest success.

The former Princess V Asshole and her Troll husband the Prince.

None of her husbands were hot, except Conrad.

Did she at least have an affair with Salt cellar Rubiroso?

These two

Roseanne Barr and any man

Rosie and any woman

Liberace and Sonja Henie

Clark Gable and his first wife

Maury Povich and Connie Chung

Judy Garland and Minelli

Rock Hudson and Jim Nabors

Stephen and Elliot

Real, true love is blind.

And quite frankly, (and I'm not humble bragging here) but I am really good looking. Guys have told me, after the fact, that I am intimidating because of my looks, so they were afraid to even approach me because they didn't think I'll talk to them. Quite frankly, I like smart guys and guys who can make me laugh. My last boyfriend was a 300 pound investment banker who wanted to do stand-up. We dated for 5 years.

The prefect thread to attract all the superficial assholes.

Pierce Borsnan's wife was incredibly beautiful, it's painful to see the extent to which she let herself go

[quote]Pierce Borsnan's wife was incredibly beautiful, it's painful to see the extent to which she let herself go

Holy crap. She really did not give a fuck. Pierce deserves better.

Tom Ford and the fossil he's with. Bless their hearts.

This is easy. We just insert any fat person's relationship with anyone else and call it a day. I mean, who could ever be in the same air space as a fat person let alone love and marry one.

Juliet Mills and Maxwell Caulfield look appropriate together now that he's lost his youth and beauty.

They look the same age now.

R26 here. As you can see, there is nothing superficial about MY asshole.

He's straight, and he's all mine.

Cate Blanchett & the Mister.

Kate Winslett and this guy.

Pierce probably loves her as a partner. He can fuck around with some bombs when he just wants something young and hot, a long term relationship is about more than sex.

Bimbos*

R25 is right and so is R3.

Patty Duke and John Astin

Pierce is Irish and we know all about the Irish curse. If you never felt anything during sex because your partner had tiny meat, you'd not give a fuck either. Honest luv, it's just easier to have a cuppa and a few hundred biscuits.

More Keely pre-obesity

Keely is a bitch, too. Pierce is a very dutiful person and she conveniently got knocked up 2x before he married her.

Well, to be perfectly fair good 'ol Pierce has been slipping recently as well.

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Whoopi Goldberg and anyone

Re: Keely---When you know you'll always play second fiddle to a dead woman.....

You rang?

Woody Allen and any of his partners

George and Barbara Bush

Martha Raye and that big queen

Mark Anthony and JLo

Mark Anthony and ex-Miss Universe Dayanara Torres

Billy Bob and Angie

Jean and Casey Kasem

[quote]These two?

There's nothing remotely odd about Bomer and husband. Or most of these couples. Sometimes really good looking people get tired of dealing with superficial assholes--like most of you posting in this thread--and let their guard down long enough to fall in love with someone who's more than just arm candy.

If you grow up a little, you wouldn't find these couples so odd.

And they're still married R7. I met them recently at the Met.

Damn Maxwell Caulfield has aged horribly.

[quote]And they're still married [R7]. I met them recently at the Met.

They had a tiny role as Erica's friends in DL fave 'An Unmarried Woman'.

(Unfortunately, no online pics).

r47, to be fair, we've known since he was young that our beautiful Danny would never be able to find a match that was his equal.

Rachel Maddow and her partner Susan are a perfect example of an old-school butch/femme couple. I think they look great together. I think gay men just don't get it but that's OK.

Their girls are ETERNALLY grateful that they look like Mom.

Michele & Marcus

Does Keeley perhaps have a physical problem?

[quote] There is a 25 year age difference and Cathy certainly wasn't a dog.

50 year! Where do you get your information?

[quote] Did she at least have an affair with Salt cellar Rubiroso?

According to her she did.

[quote] Martha Raye and that big queen

You rang?

[quote] Martha Raye and that big queen

Is he still alive?

Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie. They were a great prize for the other until they got bored.

Uh, Ms. Olsen at R30, your hideously ugly and elderly husband disqualifies you from mocking the pleasingly plump.

Ha, googled Mark Harris and found this. He was creep but I fucking hate PETA more than anything.

Whenever I see a woman with a guy of major age difference or not handsome, I figure he must have "hidden assets".

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

Larry King and Shawn Southwick

Gary Coleman and Shannon Price

Meryl Streep and John "Fredo" Cazale; not really "odd" but definitely fascinating. And nearly 40 years after his death, it's still very difficult for Meryl to talk about him (John's brother practically begged her to participate in that Cazale documentary a few years ago).

Two completely mismatched and weird former couples (what would they have in common?):

Aaron Sorkin and Kristen Chenowith Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff

[quote]Tom Ford and the fossil he's with. Bless their hearts.

Richard Buckley was quite good looking when he was younger. He aged badly due to illnesses.

Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson are repulsive

When Sorkin was dating Chenoweth about a dozen years ago, she was still rather adorable and voluptuous. It was very soon after when she starting getting TV and film work, that she began corrupting her face and body via bulimia and plastic surgery.

I think Chris Evans and Jenny Slate are an oddball couple. He's very good looking and she looks a bit tranny with that weird face shape.

Them. Then . . .

Them - Now

I don't find them odd at all, R74/R75.

Neither do I, R76.

Connie Chung and Maury Povich

Paulina P. (model) and Rick O. of the Cars

I presume if Brosnan loved the woman when she was slim, he didn't stop loving her when she got fat. Just as women don't stop loving men when men go bald. Or lose their teeth. Or their marbles. If staying beautiful was a pre requisite for staying married, hardly anyone in Hollywood would get divorced. And I have a funny feeling that might not be true....

r74 and r75 I don't think they're coupling is weird so much as it's weird that little Anna Mae Bullock is now an ex-pat and Swiss resident with no interest in coming back here, and I guess I can't fucking blame her, this country bred Ike after all...

Keely still has a beautiful face

Yes she does R82. And nice hair. And a fine rack. And she's got Pierce. Fuck the haters.

Pierce and Keely = RL Link and Tracy.

[quote]Pierce is Irish and we know all about the Irish curse.

And there are dimly lit clips from a movie called Nomads that indicate he is afflicted.

Chris Pratt and Anna Farris only works when he's heavier. I give them three more months now that he's hunky. In recent interviews, he and Jennifer Lawrence look like they're keeping a secret.

1940s big band singer Margaret Whiting and 70s gay porn star Jack Wrangler

Sandy Dennis and Eric Roberts. Does not compute.

Brad Pitt and Juliet Lewis

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Richard & Lee.

^ That's a hot couple, not an oddball couple

R86 They hooked up while making the movie and she got knocked up. Had an abortion. That's if you believe rumors/blinds.

R90, they look quite happy there. I'd never seen a picture of them together as a couple.

Bullshit about Lawrence and Pratt. They tried to build up gossip about them to try to save their flop of a movie but it didn't work. Now that it's a notorious flop, you'll never see them within a mile of each other ever again.

R89 I didn't think they were odd together.

[quote]Yes she does [R82]. And nice hair. And a fine rack. And she's got Pierce. Fuck the haters.

AND 80 mil....give or take a mil.

Jolie and her brother.

Are Richard Armitage and Lee Pace still a couple?

Mia Farrow owns this thread.

R86 I thought the secret was that Lawrence was dating Aronofsky. Now that's a couple that belongs in this thread.

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Swedish crime writer Camilla Läckberg and hunky (and hung) MMA-fighter Simon Sköld. She's old enough to be his mother (and looks it).

I don't see that big of a difference in those pics, R012.

And now?

Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig.

NOT!

Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson

R104 Lucky her for having young stud in her bed!

Tina Fay's husband looks like a cross between Casey Affleck and Peter Dinklage.

Mila Kunis and either Culkin/Kutcher. She's a beautiful, charismatic young woman. Is it deeply inbetted refugee guilt?

Let's focus on what's important, R102.

If Simon Sköld is hung, we need visual verificata.

I see thickness for Simon, but not sure how hung he is. Nice balls, though.

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield when they were together

When very famous, beautiful people marry or get in an exclusive relationship at the top of their game, it's often a good reminder of how specific personal taste can be. They literally have a world of options and yet they've chosen someone who may be lovely and someone they connect with but not exactly who is being promoted as that moment's "sex god or goddess".

I think about Martha Plimpton and River Phoenix. I think Martha is a beautiful woman but she's sort of a tough broad and not precisely the bag of curves Hollywood was promoting as ideal during the "Baywatch" era. River was the most beautiful boy in Hollywood at that time and had legions of die-hard "Tiger Beat" fans around the World. Yet he wanted to be with the little, dark eyed blonde with a shaved head, who had the grizzled spunk and wit of a 70 year old Bea Arthur.

I'm not downplaying Martha's specialness, I just think it's interesting how when people have carte blanche, they don't always choose what people think they're going to choose from the buffet.

R1 Attraction happens before love, though. Human attraction is complex and fascinating.

Lindsay Wagner married some weird looking Indian guy, didn't she? They just looked odd together.

This...

Bruce Willis and Aaron Carter

Jesse eisenberg and his "girlfriend" She looks older then his mother and he just looks so awkward around her!

R116, meet R17.

Eisenberg is in a permanent state of awkwardness R118.

Jean Marais and Jean Cocteau were the Tom Ford and Richard Buckley of their day.

Neahg, fahg...vehgeeevehg you ahg

I believe zat ze heahgt vill go on...

[quote]Swedish crime writer Camilla Läckberg and hunky (and hung) MMA-fighter Simon Sköld. She's old enough to be his mother (and looks it).

Who the fuck?

R120 Not around andrew garfield justin bartha emma stone or kristen stewart he isnt!(I sense a theme here)

Oh my, R104.

Taylor Swift and anyone (fake fake fake).

Rayn Gosling and Eva Mendes (he's too good for her, besides he likes peen)

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (super annoying and pretentious)

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters (he deserves better, she's crazy)

Beyonce and Jay-Z (black supremacists)

Kim and Kanye (pathetic, at least Kris Humphries had balls to stand up to them bitches)

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris (he's so hot that he deserves to sleep around)

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin (fooling no one)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick (makes no sense whatsoever)

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan (if he fucks her pussy, she's one lucky bitch)

Madonna and Sean Penn (he's too self-willed and strong for her)

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka (boring)

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively (did he tell her on the same day that they met that he loves sucking cock?)

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis (just odd)

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth (sex maniacs, probably fuck two or three times a day)

"Beyonce and Jay-Z (black supremacists)"

Coming from a white supremacist, that is funny. Btw, you sound like a mean girl, jealous of any woman who dates a guy you think is hot.

Bonnie Raitt and Michael O'Keefe

Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky. I used to think that she only got with him for a career come-up and money, but I now really do think it's love.

Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann

It's fascinating that so many of the seemingly "odd" couplings are long term and successful while so many couplings that make more sense to outsiders fizzle quickly.

R32 That is how I imagine all DLers in real life.

Do I need to elaborate?

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore .

Courtney Love and Edward Norton . Although when they hooked up, his mom was dying of cancer so she probably got him at a low point .

Belinda Carlisle and Morgan Mason.

The druggie from the Go-Gos and the staunch Reaganite raised eyebrows when they got together. Thirty years later, they're still together.

Apparently Ashton Kutcher and anyone who is not him.

I'm still mystified by this pairing.

Lyle was always too good for Julia.

Cher and Tom Cruise. Even pre-Scientology he gave off a creepy vibe. I know she liked them young like the Bagel Boy, but at least Rob Camilletti seemed sweet and decent.

Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko (this is the weirdest one by far to me)

Jocelyn Wildenstein and Lloyd Klein

Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson

Mary-Kate was mentioned already, but Ashley Olsen seems to have similar taste in old, ugly men.

[quote]That is beyond the comprehension of most people here. They don't understand how there can be love without youth and beauty.

This is why I can't identify with DLers or most American gays. In Europe it isn't this bad.

Oh, but it is R140

Debbie Reynolds and Harry Karl

James Woods and that kid. James Woods and anyone. Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus also seem odd to me.

Ahem.

"Debbie Reynolds and Harry Karl"

Lesbian and her old man merkin

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Fergie and Josh Duhamel

HELLLLLOOOHHHH!!!

Can't believe close to 150 post and no one has mentioned these two. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Sandra and Jesse.

R13 These two started symbiotic. Simon, "Hollywood is my playground and he is as cute as can be. A boy toy. I'll make him a star." Matt, "He's older than me but he's 'important'. He'll make me a star." Pictured: Simon and his Jiffy Popped hairdo husband.

Sharon and Roman

Sharon must have loved Roman. I still can't believe she put up with him cheating.

Marilyn Manson and anyone

Michael Jackson and anyone

"Sharon must have loved Roman. I still can't believe she put up with him cheating.'

In his memoir he stated that she told him she would be ok with his cheating:

"Don't worry", she told me, "I won't swallow you up like some ladies do." Knowing my fear of possessive women, she made it clear in all sorts of ways that she understood my life-style and had no intention of cramping it. I'd never received such an assurance from anyone else."

Well, I guess not! Not a whole lot of women would be inclined to accept constant infidelity in a relationship. Poor Sharon; she really fell for Polanski, but why? His brilliance as a director? They had zero, zip in common, he was arrogant and egotistical and he was almost midget short and rat-faced. But she loved him. She told him "I really enjoy every second I'm with you. I always feel so happy. Really, I don't now how to write it but I just love everything you are about. I know it sounds mushy but I simply love you." Love is blind.

R153 Sounds like Roman was attempting to rewrite history.

R147 I always think of Trump as asexual. Like she said, he wouldn't have been interested in her if she were ugly and she wouldn't have been interested in him if he were poor.

Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson always bewildered me. What the fuck was WRONG with him that he would become involved with her? She was the subject of one of those celebrity "roasts" and he did a bit where he was in blackface and told some very nasty jokes (one was about her vagina) and said some racially offensive things ("in a coon's age"). A lot of people were offended and grossed out by the blackface routine and the disgusting things he said; Goldberg tried to salvage the situation by saying hey, it was a roast, what do you expect? She also said it wasn't all his fault; she'd actually written some of the nasty jokes he told.

She was also involved with Frank Langella. Isn't he gay? Anyway, in his bitchy book "Dropped Names", he says a lot of things, mostly uncomplimentary, about famous people he'd known. But he says nary a word about Goldberg. Maybe he wants to wipe his association with her from his mind? Anyway, I can't really imagine any man (or woman, for that matter) being coupled with Whoopi Goldberg.

I think Ted and Whoopi started dating during or after they filmed Made in America.

[quote]Marilyn Manson and anyone

I thought Marilyn was perfectly matched with Rose McGowan.

Noel Fisher and Layla Alizada. I don't get it at all.

Not a couple anymore but still joined at the hip.

R45 = W&W!

[quote]Sharon must have loved Roman. I still can't believe she put up with him cheating.

Candice Bergen allowed it with Louis Malle. I think she even met his mistress.

Did anyone mention us?

I mean I know why they coupled, but still it seems very odd on her part. She had a thousand handsome princes to choose from and she chose a toad.

That one is obvious R163. She wasn't as well off as most thought and really needed his money.

Serena Williams is the MVP of this thread.

[quote]Serena Williams is the MVP of this thread.

No, she isn't. "Fascinate." Sort of. Repulse? Absolutely not.

r163, Jackie apparently carried on an affair with RFK after JFK's death. She was devastated when he was killed, and had already slept with Onassis at that point when he hosted her on his yacht in the Mediterranean. 'I hate this country,' she told former White House Press secretary Pierre Salinger after the funeral. 'I despise America and I don't want my children to live here any more. If they're killing Kennedys, my kids are number one targets. I want to get out.' They both got something out of the relationship. And Jackie supposedly also slept with people like Beatty and Brando, too.

R167 I remember the "grieving widow" went out to supper with her sister, Marlon Brando and the producer George Stevens only a week or so after the assassination. At the time there could be no criticism of the saintly widow but this did raise some eyebrows. So they gave out a press release that they had met to discuss a film to be made to honor JFK's memory. Needless to say no film was ever made.

Jackie also let Onassis sleep in the White House after the assassination and before she left. Jackie could never have lived life on the extravagant level she intended to as only JFK's widow. He didn't have that much money. And Bobby had a bitchy wife, hundreds of kids and no money, so he was out of the question. She did like cuckolding Ethel though. So she stole Onassis from her sister who had been having an affair with him.

Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney

r168, I wish I could find the exact quote, but Quentin Crisp disparaged her by commenting that as America's Widow, she had a guaranteed job for life, but she threw it away for a vulgar billionaire. But that's what she wanted, and he got he wanted as well, although it seems like he came to regret it. He commented that he didn't know who she spent so much on clothes when all she wore around him were sweaters and jeans.

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman

[quote]but Quentin Crisp disparaged her by commenting that as America's Widow, she had a guaranteed job for life, but she threw it away for a vulgar billionaire.

If the silly girl had any ambition, she could have gone on the lecture circuit and changed the world.

R170 Jackie notoriously used to buy clothes, never wear them or wear them once and then sell them in Manhattan. Onassis found out about it and was furious and complained to people around him. She just wanted the cold, hard cash and obviously didn't think she had a future as Mrs. Onassis.

Beyonce, Jay Z with Jay Z Jr.

"She wasn't as well off as most thought and really needed his money."

She didn't "need" his money; she WANTED it. She wanted to be filthy rich. Jackie worshippers say she married Onassis for "security" but it she wasn't destitute by any means. She married him for his money. Obviously she was a very unhappy person; she'd go on ridiculous spending sprees to assuage the emptiness of her life as one of the idle rich.

There was never any evidence that she had an affair with her brother in law Robert Kennedy. That's just more Kennedy gossip, like all the shit about Marilyn Monroe and how she and RFK were in a torrid affair, and he was involved in her death, and all that crap. She did depend on him a lot after JFK's death and he was like a surrogate father to her children. But an affair? That seems very unlikely.

Maybe not an affair R175 but they both fucked anyone and everyone so why not each other?

Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor repulse me.

Pierce actually likes his women with a little more cushin' for the pushin', Doesn't fit the Hollywood stereotype, but that's how he likes them. He doesn't mind one bit that Keely has gained the weight (and it looks far worse in pictures than in person. In person, she looks like a human sized woman, which is fat in Hollywood standards. She's maybe a size 14, max. Think of "plus" model Elle's figure.)

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Woody has odd taste in women

Help

Still

Together

Devito and Perlman

John McCain and Lindsey Graham...with Joe Lieberman chaperoning

Vladimir and his bitch

I thought Devito and Perlman were evenly matched.

Damn, Maxwell Caulfield was so handsome. He's only 58, but he's aged terribly.

r28, it's important to remember that the famous aren't paper dolls paired up for our amusement, dumbass reality TV norms notwithstanding. Also, if she's dealing with a challenge such as (idk) rheumatoid arthritis, would that necessarily be our business?

Jenny McCarthy and Jim "the Autism Whisperer" Carrey, because they were given a national platform from which to publicly preach pseudo-science about vaccines.

Hey, you forgot us!

lol....the above person who mentioned aaron carter and bruce willis.

one can only imagine what the bald oaf did to liddle aaron to warrant such exxtravagance gifts and $$$. wheeee

maxwell is a terribly nice person, he still appealing to me, juliet is a darling.

love is blind, true love is not cruel...

Fascinating photo at R121. Cocteau looks like he could eat him up.

I wasn't really that aware of Simon Hall's appearance, but @149, he really looks a lot chunkier and out of shape than he does presently. Matt may have pushed him to push himself to the next level.

Sorry, that's R149.

R163, R164's comment was only part of it. He had his own island and she was terrified after losing her husband and BIL that something would happen to her kids. No one messed with him, so she thought she and they would be safe.

i find simon hot. handsome in a euro way.

also he is rich, smart, and influential.

and a good daddy!

You called...

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Martina and wife Julia Lemigova.

These two lovebirds.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi: Portia is beautiful and talented. She could have any man or woman she wanted. If ever a bitch slap was in order...

Tiny Tim/ Miss Vicki

Shirley Jones/ Marty Ingalls

Charlie Chaplin and the eighteen year old Oona O’Neill. Her father, the playwriter Eugene O’Neill, completely disowned her for this.

Hugh Hefner and wife Crystal Harris.

Eugene O'Neill was an overrated playwright, in my opinion. And a terribly misguided father.

Eugene was always one of my favorite writers. And I noticed he was a very good judge of character.

Adam & Eve

Adam & Steve

Serena Williams and her white billionaire tech hubby - so mismatched, I'm sorry but she still looks like a man.

And this one- beauty and the old bitch: that woman is one lucky bitch.

Ellen Page and her ex-gf Samantha-- to me, the height difference. They broke up last year and Ellen married some 22 year old who is not so tall.

Before Ellen found out she was gay...

St Joseph and Our Blessed Mother.

These two rascals.

[quote]Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman

He had a big dick. His brother mentioned it in his speech at the wedding reception, and Christina nodded.

OP, beats me what Juliet is doing there with that old queen.

Riz Ahmed's odd looking GF/wife.

As there is virtually not one red carpet photo of these two in existence, this is the best I can do. This woman is brought into events through a back door. Riz actually Denys being in a relationship. They;'ve been together since 2012.

Here's the pic of Riz's GF/wife. She's hideous.

You can understand why Riz hides her.

Keely looks like she has a thyroid problem. Maybe medical steroid use for illness. She looks bloated, not just fat.

“Name-Keely Shaye-Smith Dirt-Pierce Brosnan's wife is bisexual and gets it on with women when he's not around ”

“Brosnan, Pierce. Homophobe. Stoner. Bad tipper.”

Marilyn Monroe and all the men she married.

Another gorgeous view of Riz's odd looking GF/wife. Look at those teeth! No one is sure if Riz and this woman are actually married. Riz is same actor who always goes on about being a proud "brown" man and POC, yet he's with a white woman.

Pierce Brosnan's wife might be fat, but at least she has a pretty face!

Rick James and Linda Blair

Nancy Barrett and David Ford, who Dark Shadows fans will know as Carolyn Stoddard and Sam Evans. They were briefly married while the show was on the air.

R116 Gotta say, I am fascinated by Lance Dustin Black's face. I don't think I have never seen a man who uses so bloody much Botox and fillers. Sure he has a husband half his age, I get it, but he is taking this way, way too far. A man in his 40s should have at least some expression on his face, a line or two, how long can he keep this up...?

Christina Hendricks and her husband are repulsive.

Pierce Brosnan and his wife are always getting papped at the beach. I never see them papped anywhere else. It's the red carpet, or the beach. She's always in a black swimsuit, often a bikini (although sometimes a one piece and sometimes with a rash guard). He's skinnier than she is, obviously, but not loaded up with muscle tone. Pasty, middle-aged skinny guy. Then they often notice the paps, and start making out. Or they CALL the paps and make out. Anyhow, whatever that she was in perfect shape when they dated, he's always been a bit unconventional. His first wife was older than he is, and he does seem to be into Keely. Maybe he likes them hefty, and since she retired when they married, he encouraged her to gain. Some guys like them hefty.

There was a paper/article about the difference between what people's tastes are in private, and who they marry and date. The guy who wrote it said most people really screw themselves over because they date as close to what society thinks is conventional and appropriate, but in private their taste varies. Apparently there's a huge market in older woman porn - OLD woman porn, I should say, not even older - because a lot of men go for it. A lot of men go for heavy woman. The rapper Common is one of them. I know a black woman in NYC who can spot a celebrity sixty years after they were famous. She recognized Jackie Cooper (Little Rascals) at her dentists office before he died - and ONLY from watching Little Rascals, nothing else. She said "I know you." He says, "Young Lady, I'm sure you don't." She says "You're Jackie Cooper." He said "How did you know?" and she said, "Same face." Anyhow, so she recognized Common and got a pic with him that she showed me. She is a VERY big woman, and he is so up on her her face looks like she can't wait for the pic to end. I said why is he practically climbing you? and she told me he dated Serena Williams, who was one of the thinner women he's actually been with for real, and so he likes her type.

Not everybody likes matched sets. It does mean that people - men and woman - who are not what society deems desirable get stuck without a partner, because the people who would be attracted to them end up marrying what society prefers. There are guys out there who would date senior women and date fat woman, but don't own it.

Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor!!!!

Geoffrey Arend is so odd looking, I always though he was part Filipino. He's actually Pakistani, German and English.

Not really, R198, although that might have been a nice cover for her. It was mainly about money and freeing herself from the burden of the Kennedy legacy.

William and Kate are repulsive.

I wouldn't call them an odd couple, though, they seem suited to each other

The "woman" at R159 looks Trans and old enough to be his mother. Xtina married Bratman because she wanted a husband who would protect her finances. Bratman wasn't that bad looking anyway. Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson are indeed repulsive, but I doubt sex is really part of the equation in that relationship.

Wow! Juliet Mills and Maxwell Caulfield have been married since 1980. Googled it.

R230 aw you beat me to it

ginger rogers and jacques bergerac

Gloria Vanderbilt and Leopold Stokowski

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

r2, jesse and his wife actually look like a lot of non famous good looking couples. Where the wife has gain weight after pregnancy and aging.

Pierce brosnan's wife used to be fit and was very good looking too.

Bey and Jay

Did anyone mention Marlon Brando and Wally Cox?

Liza and David

Grace and Rainier

Ellen/Portia

Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande...gurl...

All beard/merkin couples repulse me

Daniel Newman & Sean Cody's Tanner! So fascinating!!

Beauty is in the eye of beholder!

[R31] That photo looks like Max and Juliet are at an autograph convention. Those conventions seem like a sad last stop in a career. It seems very sad.

Seeing this video of them arriving at the Dior show the other day reminded me of how fucking weird Gwendoline Christie and Giles Deacon are together. Considering he's a designer, he looks and dresses like a butch lesbian, and she looks like she's had moderately successful gender-reassignment surgery. Their dynamic here is plain bizarre and horribly awkward. It looks like he can't wait to get away from her. What gives?

When I first heard Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks were married, I didn't believe it, because she was so hot nd he was so not. And that was supposed to have been one of the happiest marriages in Hollywood.

The indian chick with one of the jonas brothers. so fake. who are they kidding?

The guy who plays president on The Scandal and his wife...who looks more like his mom...

R257 beat me to it with Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas. Ridiculous.

R241 what the actual fuck am I looking at?!

Sansa actress and Joe Jonas lol

beard/merkin couple Seal and Heidi Klum

Penelope Cruz and Harvey

R260, you are looking at a photograph of Gloria Vanderbilt and her second husband, the famous Maestro Leopold Stokowski with their first born child together. They had two children.

Interesting thread.

Will and Jada....

Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Sam Taylor Wood.

I always found these two interesting.

^Those two look perfect for each other.

R256 Mel Brooks = gay