Tim Tebow Flaming on "The View"

Oh. My. God.

I never saw him speak before, and indeed -- you can see those flames from outer space.

How is it that people don't know this?

He is........just impressively fruity. His mannerisms and voice, the way he drinks, everything. Notable gayface. Doesn't take away from him being a gorgeous fuckable guy. Too bad about the Jeebus Freakiness.

Mary! I still fantasize about Rob Gronkowski offering to take Tim Tebow's virginity. On another note, I am a pop culture junkie and I had no idea The View was on now with these complete unknowns.

Same here, r3.

I don't recognize any of the hosts. Not even one.

I put my hand on his thigh, and started to pray.

I think I read more into that then intended.

He is cute.

Totally fuckable. Wish he'd come out.

He's even more flaming than Gatlinburg, Tennessee!

Why were they talking so much about "tea balling?"

Was that the 700 Club?

I feel sad for him. He's trapped by a conservative religious culture that's been imposed on him since birth. Imagine what's been internalized.

The cheering was obnoxious.

He's a born again mussy grabber with child bearing hips. Pass.

.....

I'll bet that Timmy gave his tight ass up to some BBC!

He was also on Live with Kelly this morning. Her cohost today was Anderson Cooper and the eye contact Timmy kept giving Anderson while answering Kelly's questions was very noticeable. I can just imagine the action backstage!

Lol, you ladies are tare-a-bull!! Honestly! Leave him be, though. Tim's on his own journey. It's not his job to come out for others.

One suspects Timothy does not park in the pussy grabbing lot.

Gayer than the pink parasol over the parrot cage on Merv Griffin's lanai.

The fraudience was eating it up, however.

[quote]Rob Gronkowski offering to take Tim Tebow's virginity.

I'd pay to watch that happen in person!

'Fraudience"!

Perfect, R19!

Yes, R20! We could clap in time to Gronk's thrusts!

I love him but what a hair disaster that is.

GURL!!!! We can see the flames from here!

Disgusting.

Pretty eyes.

Watch in fullscreen!

And his book is entitled 'Shaken'..........

[quote]How is it that people don't know this?

They know....they just play along.

Gayer than a Bob Mackie vibrator.

Lumpen

Gayer than 20 yards of pink ribbon.

You know that one is a screamer in the sack. I hate it when a big cute guy's voice cracks as you penetrate his rectum. That's an outback sheila if I ever listened to one.

Even gayer than the Ernie Flatt dancers?

Gayer than a drag queen wearing a Boyfriend Blazer from Liza's HSN collection.

This closet case triggers me.

Gayer than Liberace's diamond encrusted crotchless panties.

I believe that he's still a virgin. He seems like a nice fellow and I'd love to see him wearing Liberace's diamond encrusted crotchless panties.

Gayer than a be-ribboned picnic basket at a Liza Minnelli concert in Golden Gate park on Super Bowl Sunday.

I agree with R31. I'll just bet he's a screamer in bed.

Still, I wonder if he's still a virgin when it comes to sex. I don't think his mommy would approve of Timmy having sex before marriage.

Rather fruity!

R2, I find the "hint of mint" really sexy. I kinda dig "see Tarzan, hear Jane" guys.

Gayer than a 1990 red LeBaron convertible.

I bet Tim is "on his knees everyday" just like our Veep elect.

[quote]Gayer than a 1990 red LeBaron convertible.

Is that tres gai?

I always admired them - but, of course I'm gay, so...

Gayer than a poodle permed and frosted tipped middle-ager squeezing his fleshy backside into a yellow Geo Metro.

Gayer than a half-price sale at Caftans-R-Us.

And to think, this is him using his "man" voice.

It reminds me of then-closeted Clay Aiken. Who was he fooling back then?

Fucking hell - Rosie's makes EVERY question she asks him, about HER. Watch it & see.

What a frooooooot!

OMG. I'd drop off my hubby and kids at the Goodwill and run off with Tim if he asked me to.

Gayer than Keram Malicki Sanchez' bowl movement the morning after Vancouver pride.

Do you think he's gay, DL?

R48 Hahaha, she does! All her comments and questions are not so coded ways of talking about her own career or anxiety or hot flashes.

Clay's pretty adorable in that interview. How gay-savvy was America at the time? I was closeted as hell in 06, but it seems like people treated him like the adorable boy next door that they want to take care of, which in retrospect is pretty ignorant. Nice to see he was well-loved though.

I'd never heard him speak before. He needs Thindy Brady's speech therapist.

WWSS?

He's not gay he's just...Southern?

Gayer than a box of pink feathers. But he loves God and that's how he'll live his life forever.

He's gayer than a skipping sailor in heels carrying a velvet-lined, wicker basket filled with pink, poodle puppie!

^puppieth

[quote]I feel sad for him. He's trapped by a conservative religious culture that's been imposed on him since birth. Imagine what's been internalized.

Hunh? You don’t feel sad for him. You want to fuck him. If he looked like Chris Farley, you wouldn’t give a shit.

Ok I just watched the interview at the top of this thread expecting Jim Nabors and he did not seem flaming in the least to me.

That said I loved his outfit and would pay to suck his dick.

R61 - Tim Tebow

[He's gay!]

How come it's OK to say a gay is fruity and has gay face, but if I dress up in black face and start tap dancin' I'm a racist?

It's OK only because you ARE gay R64

Here's a thought, R64, why don't you just GO THE FUCK AWAY?!

[quote] but what a hair disaster that is.

That may be, but it is a very current "gay boy" haircut.

Do you think he actually allows himself to have sex with guys, or does he just use a dildo on himself and reason that that is not sinful because it's not a real man?

[Quote]He's not gay he's just...Southern?

Exactly, r56! Thank you SO much for stating that.

i would love to fuck him until he starts sing " oh sweeet mystery of life at last i've found you".

it would be a one tim thing as i couldn't handle the cavalcade of tears that followed, but we'd both enjoy that one time, i guarantee..

I saw the View and thought Tebow is gay gay gay!!!

He is gorgeous- those blue eyes!!!! Even if he is gay, i have a feeling he is not good in bed. Just a feeling. But he is genuine and charming as all hell and a good sport. (but not that good AT sports....but props for trying).

His unfortunate delusion about The Big Sky King aside, I think Tim's a genuinely kind and loving guy. I definitely think he's gay, and hopefully, one day he'll feel comfortable enough to acknowledge that. But I have nothing bad to say about him. I think he's a big, cute hunk with a heart of gold.

He's a closeted Trump voting fundie who hates us.

29 years-old? Where's the girlfriend?

Oh hell, who flames anymore than Ryan Reynolds and no one seems to care.

1:10 - 1:30... gay voice, prissy wrists, the Lance Bass twinsie look, the upper torso sassiness LOL. How can people still debate he ISN'T gay. He's gonna be like Ricky Martin and out himself after 35 when he KNOWS his career is over. Maybe he gets a kick out of being in a glass closet. Handsome man to say the least.

He's great at broadcasting. Just host!

[quote] Oh hell, who flames anymore

?

I'll never come out, but that doesn't mean I'm not available, men!

He's styled like a gay priss. The hair, the skinny jeans, etc. If he were hiding, I think he could do a much better job.

Gay priss?

Just say f-ggot, R81. You know you want to. Don't hold back.

Oh, and FF'd.

Still not getting much of a consensus on Tim's sexuality.

This is why some gays kill themselves, especially kids. They're mocked and mercilessly bullied by their straight counterparts, and so they run to their gay peers...where they encounter the same mockery and bullying by some of them. And this thread is replete with it. That's what's disgusting.

That's true R85. That's why never mock gay people. It's very fragile. Not all kids are rick solids. Handle with care.

Rock solid

I'm sure they want Rick solid, as well.

Enough.

That did make me laugh though. But enough.

[quote]His unfortunate delusion about The Big Sky King aside, I think Tim's a genuinely kind and loving guy.

You just think that because he's cute. He's a god-botherer who has more than once allied himself with far-right anti-gay pastors and Christian spokespersons.

Doesn't he know that God knows he's a gay? He does seem like a genuinely nice person, though.

R48, I noticed that when Rosie did her one-on-one interviews during her OWN talk show. She kept interrupting her guests to talk about her life of her views about the world.

This thread reads like a best of DL.

Before I viewed the video, I rolled my eyes at the thread title and fully expected this to be yet another "he's hot, so he must be gay" fantasy thread. However, after watching the video, I admit that he pings to the heavens and there's really no way to deny that he's gay.

Tim Tebow was so gay in that interview I bet his breath smelt like jizz.

The religions bullshit aside, he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Because of his religious values, I hope for his sake that he's not too tortured over liking guys. He seems to be more comfortable in his skin than he's been in the past, so maybe he's come to terms with being gay. I come from a religious background, so I can definitely empathize with how difficult it is to reconcile homosexuality with one's religious upbringing.

R96 Ya I suspect he's gay but deeply conflicted about it due to his religious convictions. It's sad.

R95 : ...is that what straight chicks' breath smells like?

A DL classic

He sounds like Ms. Timberlake.

R99, the only thing missing from that clip was a great big MARY! at the end.

R98 gays enjoy oral sex far more than het chick..don't you know nothing.

I want to fuck his big ass.

Hi Gronk!

Now can we lay off poor Tim?

He seems like a really decent person. When you see him at charity events, he really seems to love kids, and is so good with people. If he's not gay, it seems odd that he hasn't snatched up some Christian snatch by now. There are tons of fake tittied KKKristian wannabe FauxNews cohosts who would gladly latch herself onto him. You'd think his people (his mom) and her people would have put them together by now, especially when he's young and relatively still popular amongst 'that' crowd. But you don't get even a hint of him dating anyone.

R92 I think God only knows you are gay when you do a back alley hook up or cruise in a public place. If you invite a gentleman over and go into a nice comfy room all the Angels & God turn away and assume you are talking about the Bible. I think that's how it works, but I'm not a Bible scholar.

Do you think he's closeted - has acknowledged to himself, even if ashamed, that he likes men, and has had sex with men, or is he in denial and male-celibate?

It's funny you post that Liberace pic R49 because Tim has always reminded me of a young Liberace....particularly when he smiles.

Careful when you click on the video....you might get burned.

R108 My guess is the latter.

Jeez, I hope sure not R108. As I said in the Tebow-does-baseball thread a few months back, what a fucking waste it would be if no one was climbing all over that 6'3" 255 lb. muscled body of his.

R70's post is perfect! 🎶Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you🎶--love it!

TT is a five-alarmer, that's for sure. But still yummy!

R107 = Senatrice Lindsey Graham

Senatrice? Lol!

It ain't gay if you pray.

Yeah... what a waste if NOBODY is getting a piece of him in his prime...

Y'all are a bunch of sex addicts. I give Tim credit for not giving into his gay struggle and channeling his sexual energy toward a more constructive and fulfilling endeavor, i.e. spreading the word of Christ. He is a truly righteous human being with an amazing amount of self control. Most of you could take a lesson or two from him.

When he opens his mouth, pink clutch purses go flying — pink clutch purses full of jizz.

FF R117 and blocked.

I highly doubt he has ever had any "jizz" in his mouth. He might very well be gay, but I would bet my life he has never acted on his same sex desires. There's a huge difference between being gay and having gay sex. It's who you are (which you cannot change) vs. the type of lifestyle you choose to lead. Tim has obviously chosen to live a celibate, rather than sexually decadent and impulsive, lifestyle. Good for him.

[Quote]I give Tim credit for not giving into his gay struggle and channeling his sexual energy toward a more constructive and fulfilling endeavor, i.e. spreading the word of Christ. He is a truly righteous human being with an amazing amount of self control.

That sure worked out well for Ted Haggard.

Stupid religious frau at R117 doesn't understand that repressing your sexuality makes it bubble up in unhealthy ways in other parts of your life.

Go fuck your crucifix.

The overly zealous Christians certainly step out of line when they start insulting gay men, but the rabid anti-Christian atheists are equally disgusting. All you fucking socially-stunted whores get a grip and stick to the topic at hand!

So back to the topic at hand - do you think he uses one of those suction cup dildos (e.g., standing in the shower) or missionary on his back with a big veiny latex dick?

Well, I guess I can let my pastor know that Satan is alive and well at r124. What a filthy, diseased mind! There's a little thing called Judgement Day. That should be very interesting for you.

R125 gurl you're being judged enough on your own. Leave some for the Holy Ghost to enjoy, greedy Gus!

I have R125 on block. Weird.

I find that I'd already blocked both r117 and r125!

Someone has clearly trained him to tone down his effeminacy because I didn't think the original video was particularly bad but he is literally flaming in R99's classic video.

On its own, that confirms for me that he is gay and closeted.

He may have trained himself.

Isn't Miss Graham's seat up for grabs soon?

An excellent crop of "Gayer than(s).." in this thread. There's hope for DL yet.

Do you live in Sausalito, R44?

[quote]Isn't Miss Graham's seat up for grabs soon?

Honey, my seat just LOVES to be grabbed!

The voice in the R99 video has been altered. The hand gestures, however, are his own.

Someone previously posted the complete version of the R99 news conference, and the voice was not the same or as flaming.

Oh, Jesus. His words are sperm-colored.

She's Hindenburg redux.

He has a misogynist pig vibe.

He doesn't have an Anthony Recker ass.

R90 is altered? 🙄

R99 I mean. If the "original" press conference can be produced fine but until then R133 is *probably* a homophobe.

I want him aboard the Nostromo. Armies of aliens would be flamed out each time he'd open his mouth. Problem solved.

I've DATED Rick Solids! Yep, he's gay!

I think the fascination with him is that he appears to be a gay guy masquerading as a Middle-American, superstar athlete, Christian hetero role model. If he were to come out, DL would quickly move on to something new. I personally don't care if he is gay or if he ever lives his truth, but he's annoying as fuck writing inspirational books about overcoming adversity while appearing to live an inauthentic life.

True, R143. He's not the most honest guy.

Even if he never opened his mouth, that haircut speaks volumes.

I love his new haircut. The top side of his head is moussed up to resemble a flame. Or that's what it looks like to me. He hot.

He's the friendly, albeit pretty, face of right-wing Christian hate. Don't be fooled.

He channeled his sexual energy towards spreading the word of Christ?

How does that work?

Lots of time on his knees.

[quote] He channeled his sexual energy towards spreading the word of Christ?

Please. That's how the Catholic Church has filled its seminaries for centuries. There is a staggering number of repressed, gay Catholic clergy. Timmy fits right in.

Is he in his 30s? Guys like him that are way into religion are usually married by 25.

And while we're at it, will there ever be a frank and open discussion of the real connection of seminary work and sexuality? It sounds like the deepest closet.

R152 will there EVER be a frank and open discussion of wether Tim shaves or lets his pubes grow? It sounds like the deepest closet needs to be explored.

Rosebud or coin slot? I'd love to find out.

He's a great big heap of 'mother love'

He was born on August 14, 1987, so he's now 29.

I bet he was fucked in High school and then turned into some Christian douche because he liked the gay sex and that scared him. He probably stands around for hours in a public restroom hoping some Closet Republican will fuck him. You're too old now Timmy. You ain't a teen no more son.

Does mommy still choose your underwear Timmy?

Isn't he a bit old to be a sportsballete?

It's plausible that he's still a virgin at 29 given the tremendous amount of Christian propaganda he has consumed in his life. Some people actually believe that stuff.

I can't believe Tim Tebow is almost 30 and still not married. He's hot, rich, and famous; he should have a Christian wife by now.

[quote]Lots of time on his knees.

We should definitely spend some quality time together. Tim, wanna worship first?

Is he rich? His career as an NFL athlete was short-lived and it's been a rocky road since.

His haircut at r156 looks great. It's the extreme haircut with the over-buzzed sides that he sports on The View that just looks stupid on such a big straight guy.

He and Michael Sam need to make a sex tape. Even if it only sells 10 copies, it will have been more successful than either one's NFL career.

Tim Tebow and Aaron Rodgers coming out TOGETHER as a couple would be the HOTTEST thing EVER!!!!!

What about CR7 are R165?

"Tim Tebow and Aaron Rodgers coming out TOGETHER as a couple would be the HOTTEST thing EVER!!!!!"

Gronk won't be the one to take Tebow's virginity if I have anything to say about it!

R167.

R164, R165, R166, R167 = W&W!

The boys at Outsports were on the case about Tim Tebow years ago.

[quote] I can't believe Tim Tebow is almost 30 and still not married.

He needs a girlfriend first.

Unfortunately, his last girlfriend said that he wouldn't have sex with her, so she dumped him. rofl!

I bet he's got a wonderful collection of dildos

As if any of you bitches would turn THIS down!

Oh hell yes!!!!

I hear he has a girlfriend in Canada.

[quote] I hear he has a girlfriend in Canada.

Lucky for him that he won't ever have to have sex with her!

I remember reading the article at R171 over a year ago.

That's when I became convinced Tebow was gay. Olivia Culpo is a professional beard who "dated" Nick Jonas.

Tim is into daddies.

He really loved his former coach Urban Meyer. Like, REALLY loved him.

After Tim graduated from Florida, Urban was never the same, and the program suffered.

Urban had to leave Florida, and now he made a new start at Ohio State, but he just had to leave his memories of Tim @ Florida behind.

They had an "interesting" relationship, to say the least.

True love...

"I love your sweet caress..."

Girls are icky!

Ellen knows. And Tim Tebow knows that she knows...

They both go out of their way to use gender neutral pronouns.

Yep - no mention of "girls" or "women" in that vid. Tim saying "somebody" and "the right ones". Ellen not using any pronoun at all.

His thighs are LIFE.

Ellen is obviously in on the joke, but she plays her frau audience like a finely tuned fiddle. Bravo.

Jacob Young, suspect closet case from The Bold and The Beautiful, also sports this haircut.

Wasn't Jacob Young spied at Splash Bar in NYC several years ago? He had amazing sexual chemistry with the actors who played his brothers on GH and AMC. Wasn't he fucking on of them IRL? I forgot which.

^^That's the rumor.

Jacob Y. fucking one of his AMC co-stars is the rumor.

What's her name, R190?

A Fundie Christian from the South who's still unmarried at 29 years old? Come on! It's pretty obvious, even without the mannerisms, voice and grooming.

Damn right, I'd hit that.

And those massive, muscular thighs.

OMG yes. I never paid a second of attention to this guy. Heard his voice, looked up and saw his name, and promptly googled "Tim Tebow gay." No doubt whatsoever. GREAT pairing for soon-to-be confirmed cockgobbler Aaron Schock.

Kathy Griffin outed Aaron Schock in her new book.

He's just now starting a baseball career at 29?

Can you imagine what Tim looks like in person?? I mean, if that 6'+ whatever just walked up to you in your bedroom smiling at you, what the impact of the true life sight of him would be?

It's no wonder those fraus went crazy when he walked onstage of The View.

I haven't watched the View in ages. Are Joy and Whoopi gone? I didn't recognize any of those three women.

Dear Paula Faris Christian lady, Tim is gay!

I try not to be judgmental about closeted celebrities. Imagine all the gay-hate that surrounds you as a private person and then multiply it times 100. I don't know if I could do it.

Don't forget that Tim also supports Focus on the Family. He may be gay, but he's also antigay.

he's a tad bit confused

[quote] Imagine all the gay-hate that surrounds you as a private person and then multiply it times 100.

none in my community, everyone is out and proud. it's a much better way to be

Those pics from r173/74 made me gasp! Yaaaas hunty!!!!!

Yes, r204, but we don't all live in West Hollywood or Chelsea.

I don't live in either. and I'm sorry that you're such a fucking cunt coward

Shame on you R206.

Tim, please don't go and Jolene my man.

I think you're right r178. He did a show with Mike Holmes and seemed to get really happy every time old Mike touched him.

He wasn't born in the USA so I often wondered if he's cut

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he has Zika?

Lindsey Graham is also a Southern Baptist and not married at a much older than Tim. Probably married to their work.

[quote] I don't live in either. and I'm sorry that you're such a fucking cunt coward

Exactly...gay-hate. Why would anyone entertain this kind of vitriol from the majority culture when gays are so savage to one another?

According to the Wikipedia, lisp is not a physiological problem and can be addressed by speech therapy. With all the money he has, he could maybe afford a speech therapist?

[quote]Successful treatments [of lisp] have shown that causes are functional rather than physical; most lisps are caused by errors in tongue placement within the mouth. The most frequently discussed of these problems is tongue thrust in which the tongue protrudes beyond the front teeth.

Danny Glover has a lisp, and no one says shit about it.

Because nobody wants to pound Danny Glover.

I think he acted more gay in this old video. Someone has been working with him to tone it down. I'm sure these people have put in plenty of overtime to try and 'straighten' this one out (at least on the surface).

He also looks about 17 and his first time in front of a camera in that video so it's excusable..

Tone what down, r218? In this video, all I see is a very expressive, demonstrative man. Doesn't mean he's homosexual. Many perfectly normal heterosexual men are like that. My brother in law is very expressive, and he's as straight as they come. I've only seen pics of Tim acting romantic with women, so there's really no hard evidence that he's nothing but heterosexual. Nice try though.

r220, I have news for you about your brother-in-law.

If he wasn't hot, no gay would care. Just like that whole Aaron Schock stuff--- we want these conservative/Republican guys to come out because we want to bang the shite out of them and maybe "reform" them or "coach" them into becoming super-fabulous slutpuppies.

[quote]Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he has Zika?

And what does someone who has the Zika virus "look like"?

Erin Drewes had been rumored to be his girlfriend at UF, but she came forward to say that they were just acquaintances who ran into each other a few times at parties.

um, I'll post where I want to, thanks very much. Oh and my brother in law IS very straight. You can't drag that man away from ESPN on the weekend, my sister's biggest complaint. He wore crocs to my daughter's graduation last June, has no fashion sense. He thinks beer is a food group LOL. Reminds me of a comment he made many years back. We were all watching a Brad Pitt movie (forgot which) and my sister joked about how handsome he was. My bro in law joked that "yup, I think I'd go gay for him," made his trademark hearty laugh and downed a beer. If he were the least bit of gay, he wouldn't make a joke like that.

He should hook up with Arthur Lynch.

"Beer = a food group" + "I'd go gay for Brad Pitt" = beyond basic bitch

I want to have his baby.. Ohh. I think I am getting the vapas (fanning myself)..... oh my... "Ohh sweet mystery of life at last I found youooooo!!

MARY!

Wow he's really fruity in that instagram!

Yeah it really cements the mental picture of him singing into a hairbrush in front of his pink bedroom mirror. Probably to a Beyoncé or Mariah song.

[quote]Probably to a Beyoncé or Mariah song.

Or Sandi Patty.

r224, the space where his brain is supposed to be is really, really tiny.

Tim likes country music, attending gun shows, playing ice hockey with his bros, and attending church with his family. His favorite movies are Caddyshack and Porky's and his favorites books are The Bible and Fight Club. He's straight buddy.

Yeah r235 a guy who's into all of the most deeply Basic and masc bro stuff couldn't POSSIBLY ever have indecent thoughts about the intoxicating scent of another man's skin! All of that high-fivey roughhousing after hockey will keep things clean!

We do they come to this site, let alone this thread?

r226 Sherri Panini, is that you?

[quote] If he were the least bit of gay, he wouldn't make a joke like that.

Isn't it wonderful that a straight woman can be such an expert on gay men?

[quote] Yeah it really cements the mental picture of him singing into a hairbrush in front of his pink bedroom mirror. Probably to a Beyoncé or Mariah song.

Did someone say singing?

He may be a deeply repressed closet case,or not, but I find it strange that he's not married and still apparently a virgin at 29. These uber-religious types usually get married very young, to any available decent female, so they can get on with the sexual congress. It's strange that he seems to be in no hurry to end his celibacy.

Hey, gurl, heeeeeeey!!!!

He has stated that he will remain a virgin until he marries a woman. Therefore he will never have sex with any man. So, what does it matter if he is gay? He will never act on it.

He will cum on it.

When Timmy was signed here as a backup QB, there were rumblings that he had been brought in to have a positive influence on Aaron Hernandez, which obvs didn't take. But the thought of those two bros, the ultimate good/evil, is enough to send an erotic shiver up the spine of the most picky ghey!

R244 All these good Christian boys say that though. Who knows what really goes on behind closed doors though.

He won't "act on" women either R244. FF'd.

He's gay. All this debate is silly--over him, Aaron Schock, others. We know what we know and there's no point in acting like it's a big mystery. They both have all the stereotypical mannerisms...the voice, the gestures, the pop culture references, the self-absorption, the coyness, the gay faces. Sorry if people are taken aback by the stereotypes but they are accurate 90 percent of the time for all of us whether or not you believe you are an exception (hint: you aren't). They are both in long-term relationships with their own narcissism. They both are hyper religious and therefore pressured to deny reality. The only reason to debate this is because gay men love the wishful thinkng of converting straight men, which is foolish, and for us it's part of "the chase," just as courting coy women is part of the chase for straight men. Can we just be honest? We know a fag when we see one and hear one. Yes?

Timmy can stay in the closet forever. There is no upside. Ask Michael Sam. Or consider how quickly Colton Haynes -- the biggest DL star of all time -- was marginalized and maligned after he (finally) came out.

Are you closeted R250?

R250, do you believe that gays would be safer from Muslims and Christians if thry went back into the closet?

[quote]I try not to be judgmental about closeted celebrities. Imagine all the gay-hate that surrounds you as a private person and then multiply it times 100. I don't know if I could do it.

It's much worse in the real world.

What positives does the closet bring?

R254 : Promotions, better pay rate, respect, standard workloads instead of having everyone else's shit dumped on you.

R254 and on top of R255's valid ones, there's also a ton of free publicity generated by gay rumors. I'll always say it: Re-view I Love Lucy episodes with an eye toward what we can learn about Hollywood practices. The show was very straightforward about contrived romances, feuds, artificial and obscured relationships, celebrities "saving" people, etc. None of this has ever changed. Rumors are orchestrated and carefully controlled to prevent too much damage and yet to generate as much publicity is necessary to keep clients in headlines. Gay rumors still have a "notorious" effect, and being notorious (even reviled by gay people for being in the closet) always has a greater payoff than being respected and loved. Think how much space on this site and in tabloids is dedicated to discussing rumored gay celebs (free publicity) versus comfortably out celebrities, who become boring and no longer newsworthy when the rumors stop. Celebs' careers suffer from coming out to this day if their noteworthiness has less to do with talent than with being ubiquitous and attractive.

Yay closet!

Y'all are nasty.

[quote] Or consider how quickly Colton Haynes -- the biggest DL star of all time

Hey what about me?

@R249 They both have all the stereotypical mannerisms...the voice, the gestures,

Always nice to hear from 1963.

HOOray for the closet!

I LOVE THE CLOSET!!!

Lol.

Steve Young didn't marry until he was near 40...of course, after jilting several women in a row and finally settling down after a big SF newspaper threatened to out him for being arrested with an Asian guy in the restroom of a posh restaurant. But Steve is a Mormon, and shit, they marry practically right out of the womb.

Poor Tim.

Yeah, R264 Mormons have a much harder time coming out, they pretty much have to lose friends and family, and are kicked out of their faith. Ordinary Evangelicals have an easier path, they can leave behind the sexual repression and bizarre strictures, and just move to a more moderate form of Christianity. The Jonas bros. seem to have left their purity rings in the dust. I hope Tim can transition to a more affirming form of Christianity and come out eventually.

Do you think Hot Tim knows about all of these threads about him?

R266 You think his mom lets him have unsupervised internet?

"Steve Young didn't marry until he was near 40...of course, after jilting several women in a row and finally settling down after a big SF newspaper threatened to out him for being arrested with an Asian guy in the restroom of a posh restaurant. But Steve is a Mormon, and shit, they marry practically right out of the womb."

Sorry, but no NFL quarterback has ever been gay. It's nothing but straight dudes like me, Steve, Tim, Aaron Rodgers and Kordell Stewart.

Link to the Steve Young arrest in the restroom, please!

I love juicy gossip like that.

He dates in Europe!

I can't believe he's still a virgin at his age.

Yeah, if no one is climbing that gorgeous beef mountain it's a real tragedy.

Timmy loves being interviewed by lesbians!

Just looked through his Instagram account, it really reveals nothing as to what he's really like. It's just full of pictures of fans and kids and him doing events, interspersed with fortune cookie like Christian self-help quotes.

[quote] Just looked through his Instagram account, it really reveals nothing as to what he's really like.

Really? His Instagram shows he's a fabulous gay uncle!

That's a hot clip, one of the few. He no Instagram Ho for sure.

Nobody wants to address the question? What does it even matter if he is homosexual if he's never going to have sex with another man?

R277 No such thing. He's a virgin in the same way Mormon girls who say "any hole but this one" are virgins. Many young religious people have agreed among themselves that taking it up the ass qualifies them to call themselves virgins. I used to edit a health education journal and this was a serious concern for health educators in Utah because high school girls and boys decided that non-vaginal sex was not sex, and so they were all having unprotected buttsex and STD rates were skyrocketing. People make up their own realities and this is a big one among young Christians and Mormons. I do not believe that a young man who is obsessed over his physique (great athletes do not have to have sculpted, chiseles bodies and many straight ones are well insulated with blubber) is not intentionally attracting prey into his honey trap. He just has well written nondisclosure agreements that will destroy the life of any trick who outs him--and/or he meets anonymously on the DL with headless body pics via Grindr and the gays don't recognize him because why would they? He probably wears a Metallica shirt or something when he hooks up just to throw off people from suspecting he is the religious nut he is portrayed as being, just in case. If we all don't know by now that *every single religiously obsessed proselytizer* has a secretly shameful and self-destructive life, then we just aren't paying attention. Mark Foley, Ted Haggard, Tom Cruise, Steve Wiles, Jim McGreevey, Aaron Schock...and on and on. I don't get why we all collectively deny this reality and then act all shocked when scandals erupt. Antigay religious nutbag? Yes, we know you love the dick. I'm not being facetious, and I am looking at you, Mike Pence.

When I hooked up with CGAS years ago he showed up in a suit, said he came from the Hill, and I had no idea who he was. Headless body pic on Grindr. Friendly and very affectionate.

R279 How big was his cock?

R280 Honestly, I don't remember. I was promiscuous until my early to mid-30s and never really was a size queen at all. I don't have any recollection of the sizes of most of my hookups, with a few exceptions. And especially when I knew a guy was way out of my league physically, my hookup experiences always were overshadowed by my insecurities. :-/

That is almost the whole point, R277. Sometimes, people are fascinated by those who they perceive to be deeply-closeted homosexuals. Just the idea of hiding/suppressing such a basic, innate trait - and covering it up with duplicitous heterosexual facades can be a sight to behold.

Sometimes, it is more interesting to speculate on straight-identifying people who betray gay "vibes" than to talk about the gay people who are fully out and who are simply being themselves. In many cases, people who are hiding a big "secret" about themselves can make for more interesting conversation.

Also - there is the matter of such closeted people harming the cause - either passively or actively. Many of these deeply-closeted, deeply-suppressed people are implicitly or explicitly homophobic - which may make people more inclined to look for and to expose any hypocritical signs of gayness.

There is a certain lurid fascination with people who are not what they are portraying themselves to be.

Building on what R282 wrote, my fascination and resentment are compounded by the fact that Christianity teaches that hypocrisy is a capital sin, as lying and especially lying to oneself and denying reality essentially is an attempt to lie to God, who after all knows and determines everything, and yet Christianity insists upon denying homosexuality and forces a lot of LGBT people to live outwardly in denial--which they take out on others by trying to cause harm to those who aren't hypocrites, and which *always* fails anyway, as gay men who live in denial always fail to suppress their biological instincts and end up fucking on the down low. Always. My grandmother's first husband was her best friend and they loved one another and she had no concept of homosexuality even existing in the world until she caught him fucking a dude in their bed during her lunch break. It ruined her life. She never got over it, really, although by the end of her life I think she realized they were both ultimately victims of their Catholic upbringings. He died from alcoholism and she pitied him (and resented him). Her resentment of him expressed itself in her resentment of me around age 12 when I "turned out" to be gay. I grew up without religion and yet my grandmother's and her gay husband's (not my grandfather) Catholicism really fucked with my head and ruined a very close relationship with my grandmother until we made amends just before her death. So for a lot of people there are a lot of deeply felt and complex feelings associated with gay people who live in denial because of religious fuckeduppery.

Douglas Sirk could have made a movie out of R283's grandmother's experience.

R284 My relationship with my grandmother from beginning to end was high melodrama and the way it ended really felt unbelievable, even living it. It was right out of a Hallmark or Lifetime movie. She was rushed to the hospital after a stoke (she had many--literally every woman on her side of the family has died from strokes, without exception), and after a few hours around 3 am she insisted we (my parents and I) leave. My mother always stayed with her in the hospital throughout my whole life but this time my grandmother insisted that my mom leave so that she could rest. As we were leaving, she told me to come to her. I went to hug her and she grabbed my hands and squeezed them and said, "I am so proud of you. I have always been proud of you and I always will be." It was sooooo strange and out of character for her to say something like that, only because her way of showing affection always was with food and gifts, and never by outwardly expressing it with words. In my mind I attributed it to the stroke. The moment we walked into the house, the phone rang and a nurse told us my grandmother had just died, and I immediately felt stunned that my grandmother knew she was going to die and her last words to anyone in my family were to tell me she is proud of me--after all those years of treating me coolly because of my sexuality. It felt too much like a Lifetime movie, but it also changed my entire life from that point on. It gave me so much confidence and really released me from the lifelong self-imposed pressure of trying to make people like me. But if it were a movie no one would buy it.

Who is CGAS?

R286 CockGobbler

What does it matter is he's gay or not? He believes homosexuality is a sin. That's what he was raised to believe, and if he is indeed gay, then it's probably a very difficult struggle for him. But he's living his truth, just as those of you who are out of the closet are living your truth. Judge him all you want, since he's probably judging you. Turnaround is fair play. But just remember he doesn't owe you anything.

R286 Cock Gobbler Aaron Schock

Wow r288 ok Mary don't hurt yourself yo on that high horse. Nobody is spray painting a pink triangle on his house or even talking to him personally. We are having fun on an Internet forum talking about a beautiful famous muscle boy who is almost doing a Liza impression every time he opens his mouth. Do you take everything so seriously and personally? Point to the doll to show doctor where we hurt you.

[R288] - Well!

[quote] But he's living his truth

Not Dylan's truth?

Just because someone doesn't have traditionally masculine gestures or speaking voice doesn't mean he isn't normal. Sheesh, some of you...

[quote] He believes homosexuality is a sin.

You have no idea what he actually believes.

R293 "normal" ?????? Really, you asshole? What are you doing here if you believe being gay isn't "normal"? I should assume that you feel anyone who isn't white is also not "normal" shouldn't I?

When the axe came into the forrest the trees said "The handle is one of us."

ANYWAY

I saw him on "Harry" and my God his biceps are as big as my fucking head. I would absolutely RUIN him.

People like R297 make my soul weep. If Hitler had big biceps I have a feeling most gay men would follow him straight into the oven. I can't believe how many guys here are so vicious toward various openly gay celebrities because of their bodies and lust after the likes of Aaron Schock. You people don't really deserve the lives you have. Seriously, you don't.

[quote] most gay men would follow him straight into the oven

Silly, R298. Hitler would never have gone into the oven.

But if someone opens the refrigerator for R298, there she'll go.

Candace is leaving The View. If they need another Christianity girl, they should hire Lisa Welchel.

Oh, PISS OFF R298. Nobody gives a shit about your weepy soul or your overly dramatic analogies, you silly twat.

[quote] Steve Young serves as a managing director of [bold]Huntsman Gay Global Capital[/bold] after being involved in business ventures with the private equity firm, which he co-founded with billionaire industrialist Jon M. Huntsman and former Bain Capital executive Robert C. Gay.

Gee. I wonder why Mr. Huntsman's name comes first in the company's name. And why doesn't Steve's name appear at all?

Teblow reminds me of the jocks I used to seduce in college. Once I finally got them in bed (or a shower, or a locker room), my affections got them to accept they were gay, I hope. One of them I fucked standing up, and when his multiple bursts of cum shot against my dorm wall, it was as if I'd fucked the closet right out of him.

Finding a "special" opposite sex partner is the goal of ex-gay therapy.

"Teblow reminds me of the jocks I used to seduce in college."

HAWT

Mr.Tebow sports a voluptuous bum but one suspects his bits and pieces leave something to be desired.

Same here, R307. I have a feeling he's un-hung.

For what I'd like to do to him he requires no penis at all so un-hung poses no problem.

r304 I wish I'd been your college roommate. HOTT!!

I hear you r298. DL is demoralizing for that reason, absolutely no conscience. The true mind-f*ck is learning that your real-world gay friends are equally shallow and single-minded. The tide is turning and we are not long for this world. Soon enough, the closet will be the only safe space for gays.

Speaking of flames wafting on The View, I am watching Edward Norton on there right now. Edward Norton always has had the gay voice and the gay face and yet the world has played along with his not-gay narrative. How has he avoided the hounds of speculation?

R312 Edward Norton put his dick inside Courtney Love. No one - straight or gay - will go near him after that.

I can't even imagine the festering cesspool of Courtney Love's cunt. Norton must've had a death wish.

Let's please not lose sight of the important topic at hand!

Lumpen

I love the hint of jockstrap in r315 's pic. Hot.

I just saw this older picture from June 2016. Look what Tim wore when he visited the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting. He sure knows what it takes to cheer people up.

I'm healing already at the sight of his titties in orange.

So hot. So fucking hot.

It's hard to pray the gay away when you have a cock in your mouth.

R304 Writing that post from the hospice are we?

Bitter little cuntlette who has no clue how to have sex, are we, R322?

R322, writing that post from Club Prude, are we?

R322, writing that post from Asshole Prissville, are we?

R322, writing that post from "I don't know jackshit about football or sex, but that doesn't stop me from being a nasty cunt dripping about those or any other topic; quick, someone shoot me because I'm going to otherwise pathetically hang myself on Christmas Day, which I will spend alone, because I have no life or friends, and even my biological family shuns me" -ville, are we?

Girls, girls...

Yeah, I don't get how a reasoned discussion of Tebow Tits can devolve so quickly....Please try to concentrate....

Bigger, rounder tits: Tim Tebow or Henry Cavill?

Bump

Nip slip!

I want Tim to be my date at the closing night at G Lounge.

Tig Ol' Bitties

Tongue caress on those sweet nips.. Mmmm