Joe Jonas and bandmate Cole Whittle: Lovers, Gay Besties, or just Str8 Bro Friends?

Watching the fangirls on his insta defend his sexuality is just hilarious.

Grabs his butt lol

Very eccentric

Last month they attended an event together without the other bandmates.

Cole is too weird looking for anyone to fall in love with unless they're that brand of weird.

Very femme

OP: that GIF gave me epilepsy.

Cole doing Joe's hair

Disturbing on so many levels!

Cole is trying to look like Damon Wayans on "In Living Color"

lol This is one of the best ones

No one can resist Adam Levine

I love R16. So I guess it's official then

Joe also said he loves S&M...Cole looks like somebody who is into that.

Who's the top?

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r21

There's a small thread on them already. Rumor has it Sophie's a lesbian and they're both bearding for each other.

R23: that would totally make sense.

R1 that's the best.

[quote]federica_binetti@pauloguedez Are you drunk? I was just telling you the truth about Joe: he's clearly fully straight and loves only women & pussies. Accept it.

Yea, he's *clearly* straight.

I think Joe is gayer than Christmas, but that's just me.

He has more chemistry with his male bandmates than all the women he's been with. With his other male bandmate, Jack.

Open wide

It's just like watching "Men on Football" The books has been read and the liberry is closed.

If you can ignore all the tats and weirdness Cole is an attractive man with a really nice tongue.

r29 Would the SJWs have protested "Men on _____" out of existence?

So only little fat baby Jonas is straight?

So they are either a couple or gaslighting us for some cheap publicity.

In either case, he's not cute or talented enough to think about beyond that.

Joe is certainly cute enough, R33.

Those Jonases are full of moles, I hope they have access to Valerie Harper's oncologist

R34 You are what every ugly person dreams of running into at a bar. Bless your heart.

Now, Joe Jonas is ugly? Well, this is DL where delusion rules.

Fangirls/women are hilarious. They defend a man's straightness at any chance they get and get caught up in fake celebrity relationships and then they're so SHOCKED when it's revealed the guy is gay. Despite many of us already reading between the lines and knowing. Then it's rinse and repeat for the next guy, and the next, and the next...

Wow talk about a glass closet, these pictures show the truth hiding in plain sight.

I can't tell whether R37 thinks Joe Jonas is hot or not.

It's hot that he's into being spanked, etc. I'd heard he had some masochistic tendencies but was surprised to hear him admit it.

[quote]Now, Joe Jonas is ugly? Well, this is DL where delusion rules.

It's not that he isn't good-looking, but that his looks are going fast. Look at him when he played Valerie Bertenilli's son on "Hot in Cleveland" and you can see he is 10 times as good looking there as he is now.

He's still very good looking but he's not aging well. This doesn't mean he isn't nice looking now, but he's not what he was.

Joe and Bill Kaulitz should look each other up. They're both tall, dark, and busted. Well, not so much the former two either, but their looks remind me of each other's and they're both somewhat ugly closeted guys in the business making similar music with a similar look.

Have we come up with the answer yet?

Joe is still hot. The problem is that in an effort to get away from his softer boyband look, he's made his look too hard. It's not as flattering.

Oh, that hair, R45. Times three.

Damn all those Jonases are full of moles. I hope they have an oncologist and/or dermatologist

[quote]There's a small thread on them already. Rumor has it Sophie's a lesbian and they're both bearding for each other.

Rumor has it? I think you mean "The imagination of some old queens on Datalounge" instead of a rumor.

[quote]You are what every ugly person dreams of running into at a bar.

It's like that Prince/Sheena Easton song

"Closing time, ugly lights, everybody's inspected...."

When the lights go on and you can see what everyone really looks like and you have to decide if s/he is good enough.

Joe says he likes getting dick pics from fans. He also is more attracted to "older, mature men."

So you have a guy who mocks gays and you gays think it's OK because you think he's hot?

What planet is R51 from?

Joe Jonas is as gay as a picnic basket.

[quote]So you have a guy who mocks gays and you gays think it's OK because you think he's hot?

Welcome to Datalounge!

His "girlfriend" is as straight as he is.

Jack Lawless is the only hot guy in that band. Jonas is not unattractive, he's just nothing special.

What about Baby Jonas the one odd one with the skinny ass and fat body?

Cole is hot and Joe is hot, so there may be some hooking up going on. Cole totally seems like he's sexually fluid.

Lucky bandmate

Joe could do better so they are just friends

I wonder what Cole Whittle looks like with normal hair. Joe would be lucky if they are indeed a couple hiding in plain sight.

R29 omg, I forgot how funny those skits were!

Don't know who he is, but Cole looks like a fucking tool and he dresses like a toddler.

Joe and Cole together!

"Your Mohawk has slipped again, honey. That's it, just push it up a few more inches, perfect!"

What the hell is going on here?

they been boyfriends for loong time....

well known.

[quote]I don't know if a thread has already been made on this,

Uh-huh...

[quote]They been boyfriends for loong time....

[quote]well imagined.

Fixed that for you.

Joe Jonas reminds me of a Rockland brother in that video at r63

Spot on R68!