Even uglier than Jude Law's "supermodel" son, Rafferty!
Yet Another Ugly Offspring Of A Movie Star Becomes A Supermodel Through Nepotism (Sean Penn's Son Signs with Wilhelmina Models)!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 10, 2019 11:30 PM |
He's already losing his hair, he isn't even trying.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 17, 2016 4:22 AM |
Rafferty is short and chubby, and yet he's walking the catwalks of Dolce & Gabbana in Milan.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 17, 2016 4:23 AM |
If R2 is "supermodel" Rafferty Penn, whose pic is in the OP?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 17, 2016 4:26 AM |
The photo in the original post is of Hopper Penn who is Sean Penn's son.
Hopper was just signed to Wilhelmina Models!.
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by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 17, 2016 4:30 AM |
What about Anwar Hadid (Gigi Hadid's brother).
For some reason even with his busted face, he's now become a leading male model and landing magazine covers.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 17, 2016 4:30 AM |
He's not really ugly, though he's not a dreamboat either. I think he's got a very French-looking facial features. But what the fuck is that weird thing on his nose?
Jude Law's son, on the other hand, is fuglee.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 17, 2016 4:44 AM |
Scar or birthmark on hopper Jack's nose.
To me, it's like his features were close to forming a hot person, we're almost there, (a Josh Lucas look a like) but it didn't quite happen. Must've been his dads genes that messed it up.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 17, 2016 4:50 AM |
He has a good old-fashioned actor face. Very 70s.
I wonder if he can act, or sulk convincingly on film?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 17, 2016 4:54 AM |
something about the Law kid makes me think of Luka Magnotta
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 17, 2016 4:54 AM |
He's not the only one.
Destry Allyn Spielberg, the youngest daughter of Steven Spielberg and actress Kate Capshaw, is officially in the modeling business.
The 19-year-old USC student signed with DT Model Management, the same agency that represents Paris Hilton; Alec Baldwin's daughter, Ireland; and Dylan Penn, the daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 17, 2016 4:56 AM |
I think hopper is pretty hot. I remember reading some things about his years ago that made me think he was a dick. I hope he's grown up.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 17, 2016 4:57 AM |
I was an International Male catalogue model through college. I also escorted and sold used underwear and jockstraps. Now I am over 40 but still much more handsome than most current supermodels.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 17, 2016 5:30 AM |
Modeling is so fucking stupid. I'm glad it's become the go-to default industry of the untalented offspring of the rich and famous.
The guys in this thread are HIDEOUS.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 17, 2016 5:40 AM |
He's looks so fucking old. like in his 30s.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 17, 2016 6:03 AM |
None of the people mentioned in this thread should be modeling. Hopper I can see working, maybe, in some art film as some slovenly character. Rafferty looks like he should be sat in front of a computer perpetually. Destry... well... I haven't the words, and she's dating a Vine star. Spielberg's daughter is dating a Vine star. Let that sink in. Anwar Hadid needn't be photographed.
Cinematographer Wally Pfister made a pretty hot daughter, though.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 17, 2016 6:16 AM |
In this day and age models don't need to be stunning looking but they have to have "something" which translates to a good photograph.
Never seen this kid Hopper before but he has that "something" they are looking for.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 17, 2016 6:18 AM |
In that picture, R19, he looks like an extra in an old 1930s prison movie. Not the star, no lines to speak, just one of the faces behind bars.
Do any of this generation in the "Hooray for Hollywood" bunch have any brains? Any doctors? Scientists?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 17, 2016 6:24 AM |
Are they looking for a receding hairline, a weak jawline, and droopy eyes, R19?
Cause he's got em.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 17, 2016 6:27 AM |
Are all the men in Robin's family bald? Is Robin bald? Is the daughter bald?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 17, 2016 6:34 AM |
What fascinates me is the genetics of Hopper's looks. I mean, I believe that as Penn and Wright's son, he's only one quarter Jewish (?), but man, he looks like a Rabbi. A hot Rabbi, but not a model.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 17, 2016 8:20 AM |
It's easier and less expensive for celebrities to "subsidize" their untalented children's modeling careers then pretending they have recording contracts and acting careers. How much did Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have to spend on making us think that Kelly and Jack we're going to be big singing stars and actors? Bruce and Demi have spent hundreds of thousands and cold in every favor they could trying to make the uber-untalented Willis sisters employable. How many singing venues did Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley have to buy out to make us think that Alexa Ray could carry a tune and not scare animals with that face?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 17, 2016 8:35 AM |
I believe that nose scar is from a skateboarding injury that left him with some degree of brain damage. I remember him being in the hospital and one of his parents, probably Sean, talking about being with him as he recovered. He looked just like Robin as a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 17, 2016 8:41 AM |
They're models cause they can sell their name.
Without daddy's or mommy's name, they would be barista at starbuck.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 17, 2016 8:49 AM |
R25, it looks like he got punched in the face while wearing glasses.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 17, 2016 9:40 AM |
Fuck. You're all barely functioning idiots...
And you're all [bold]FAT[/bold] too.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 17, 2016 9:44 AM |
Ewwww
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 17, 2016 9:44 AM |
This is how it works. Two famous people have a baby. A least one of the famous people is beautiful, often both are. Their children, despite having gorgeous parents, 9 times out of 10 are nowhere near as attractive. They grow up entitled, rich and having smoke blown up their ass because of who their parents are. Their parents want them to do something with their lives, lord knows they can afford to send them to college. But these kids know there's a big fat inheritance coming so why go to college, why get a job, why do anything? But their parents are mortified. They're sick of telling their friends "he/she is still finding himself/herself" when in reality the kid has just partied away the last 3 years. So after a lot of pressure to "do something" the kid says "well I'd love to be a model" since it sounds easy and they're under the impression they've inherited their parents looks. Which they most certainly have not.
So their parents, ignoring the fact that their kid is homely at best, call in favours, pull strings and negotiate a modelling contact for their kid when agreeing to do their next movie. Voila, Ugly McFatty is now walking catwalks/on the cover of Vogue/the new face of some fashion line.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 17, 2016 10:02 AM |
R28 Shut up Raffer.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 17, 2016 10:02 AM |
The ugly little fucker is a homophobic asshole. Any gay man that has something nice to say about him needs his head examined (and not the one between his legs).
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 17, 2016 10:43 AM |
That's cute, he has daddy's temper.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 17, 2016 10:47 AM |
Dat shits nasty!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 17, 2016 11:48 AM |
Guy from the OP's post certainly isn't ugly. He needs a shave and a better haircut.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 17, 2016 12:08 PM |
These ARE the new supermodels - celebrity offspring. No one said they had to be beautiful. They just need a name/celebrity heritage.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 17, 2016 12:11 PM |
r36 I hate to see what your definition of 'ugly' is then if you think that thing in OP's pic isn't ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 17, 2016 12:14 PM |
[quote]Rafferty is short and chubby, and yet he's walking the catwalks of Dolce & Gabbana in Milan.
But you can never be the ugliest thing on that Dolce & Gabbana runway with those clothes!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 17, 2016 12:56 PM |
R15, how does it make you feel that International Male was not a fashion catalogue? I am guessing you don't care, since you escorted. I wonder if you were ever my inspiration. If so, thanks for the memory.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 17, 2016 1:58 PM |
Nice one, Babe@R39!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 17, 2016 1:59 PM |
Wtf is that thing on his nose??
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 17, 2016 2:01 PM |
[quote]I was an International Male catalogue model through college. I also escorted and sold used underwear and jockstraps. Now I am over 40 but still much more handsome than most current supermodels.
So are the rest of us, R15.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 17, 2016 2:04 PM |
These people are putting real models out of work!!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 17, 2016 2:10 PM |
Robin had to do something with him. He couldn't lay around the pool all day FFS.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 17, 2016 2:13 PM |
R42 it's a mongoose, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 17, 2016 3:45 PM |
We know Hopper. Sean Penn was in Haiti on a humanitarian mission. Hopper was sashaying through Beverly Hills calling a black TMZ reporter a "n*gg£r" He's a spoiled brat piece of shite.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 17, 2016 4:12 PM |
Is Rafferty a FtM trans person?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 17, 2016 5:09 PM |
He looks identical to Jude. People are expected to look like their parents, but that is next level.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 17, 2016 5:11 PM |
[quote]He looks identical to Jude. People are expected to look like their parents, but that is next level.
Go to Lenscrafters, honey. Jude was a very handsome youth. He was gorgeous in The Talented Mr. Ripley.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 17, 2016 5:13 PM |
this thread made me think of Martha Plimpton in Pecker:
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 17, 2016 5:15 PM |
Clearly you're the one suffering from poor vision. He looks exactly like Jude in TMR.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 17, 2016 5:16 PM |
R52 You are the dream of every ugly person in every bar in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 17, 2016 5:27 PM |
Ok...
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 17, 2016 5:29 PM |
Rafferty resembles Jude, but an unattractive version of him imo. Weird. Hopper is a douchebag but I do find him attractive in a Jewish kind of way.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 17, 2016 6:26 PM |
Rafferty was a cute kid, but sadly he has matured into a dough faced young adult. Jude was exquisite as a young man. Just breathtaking. There really was no way any of his kids would be able to measure up to his beauty. The daughter, also a model (big surprise), is better looking than the son, but still nowhere near her dad's league.
Now if Jude Law and Robin Wright would have spawned? That combo of DNA could have created the most gorgeous offspring of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 17, 2016 6:48 PM |
These are the best shots of Jude Law available. He is attractive, but he's always had bags under his eyes and looked rather distressed. The son looks like him. Get over it.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 17, 2016 7:04 PM |
In OP's photo he looks the the child of Billy Baldwin and Dave Franco.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 17, 2016 7:07 PM |
[quote]but he's always had bags under his eyes
Uh, no. He was the epitome of male beauty in his youth. Perfection. He and was even cast for that reason in Gattaca. Get over it.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 17, 2016 7:09 PM |
Ok, that's your opinion. The son has the same bags. It is hereditary.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 17, 2016 7:10 PM |
Jude Law had the look that 99% of dataloungers prefer. Delicate and weak with a wisp of masculine.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 17, 2016 7:11 PM |
99% of 65 year old men.
Here is Jude in Gattaca.
The bags are there.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 17, 2016 7:13 PM |
Here is the son with the exact same eyes. There is no difference. He can lose the so called chubbiness in a heartbeat.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 17, 2016 7:15 PM |
The character was sick in that scene, R63. Terminally ill. The eye bags are make up.
Here he is six years later in Cold Mountain (no eye bags). I was pissed at first when I found out they were casting a brit and an aussie (Nicole Kidman) to play the leads in a classic American civil war drama. Cold Mountain was one of my favorite books at the time. But they were both fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 17, 2016 7:36 PM |
[quote]These are the best shots of Jude Law available. He is attractive, but he's always had bags under his eyes and looked rather distressed. The son looks like him. Get over it.
Wow, you really have to get up early in the morning to get one past your eagle eyes. Yes, looking at them again, I see that they look like identical twins! Thank you for setting all of us straight.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 17, 2016 7:39 PM |
The bags are not make up!!! They are in every single photograph on google image unless there is mass lighting and photoshop. I have already stated that he is an attractive person, but the son will look identical to him once he gets some age on him. They already share the same eyes, bags, lips, and chin.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 17, 2016 7:41 PM |
[quote]I was pissed at first when I found out they were casting a brit and an aussie (Nicole Kidman) to play the leads in a classic American civil war drama. Cold Mountain was one of my favorite books at the time. But they were both fabulous.
Not really. They both come from the "There Is Only One Southern Accent" School of Acting.
It is annoying to hear a poor male in the North Carolina mountains sound as if he is a rich male in Charleston, South Carolina.
And her accent was straight from the 1930s MGM lot.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 17, 2016 7:41 PM |
Stop posting the worst pics of Rafferty while posting the best of Jude.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 17, 2016 7:44 PM |
I don't necessarily find Hopper Penn attractive, but I don't find him fugly either. Isn't that precisely the point regarding many male models? Some degree of confusion/ambiguity of personal attraction? Rafferty Law, OTOH, has improved dramatically since he's lost some of the baby fat in his face. I actually find him somewhat hot.
If the modeling industry is going to shove celebrity spawn down our throats, why can't they do so with consensus hotties like Patrick Schwarzenegger?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 17, 2016 7:46 PM |
He truly looks so hideously ugly! Nothing at all like pop!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 17, 2016 7:47 PM |
I'm sure you're right, R68. I'm from the Northeast so I'm not very good at distinguishing southern accents. I thought the acting was superb though.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 17, 2016 7:50 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 17, 2016 7:50 PM |
I agree with the posters who say that Rafferty is the plainer version of his father. They have the same eyes but they're not "identical". They're father and son not twins. Regardless of whether or not he looks like his father though, the truth is if he weren't Jude's son he'd never make it as a model. He's 175cm tall for starters. Way shorter than your average male runway model. And for a while he was as lightly chubby. Try getting work as a model with even a gram of extra weight on you if you're anyone else.
He gets work because of his dad, as does Rafferty and a whole host of other celebrity kids. That's just how it works. Next they'll want to be "serious actors".
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 17, 2016 8:03 PM |
OP is misinformed. Signed by a modelling agency does not make one a "Supermodel".
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 17, 2016 8:21 PM |
He needs to return those seven noses he stole from those old Sicilian men.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 17, 2016 8:31 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 17, 2016 8:53 PM |
Kill it with fire.
Actually, he kind of looks like Liam Neeson
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 17, 2016 9:00 PM |
R77 ok don't be snob, who is the pretty boy?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 17, 2016 9:01 PM |
why Sean Penn's son is a dead ringer for Liam Neeson? I'd ask for a DNA test if i were Sean. Jude's son acts a d-bag because he must be SOOO jealous of his dad's beauty. He's as plain as any fat, dumb chav you'd meet puking on a random friday night in London. I like the name "Rafferty", tho.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 17, 2016 9:05 PM |
He looks like Sean to me. Just not as good looking.
People not in fashion fail to realise that there have always always been jolie laide models especially on the runway.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 17, 2016 9:12 PM |
Nepotism -- a hallmark of "also-ran" cultures
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 17, 2016 9:14 PM |
R80 he signed his name- it's Max Irons. Son of Jeremy Irons.
One of the legitimate hot celebrity offspring.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 17, 2016 9:23 PM |
oh thanks silly me I missed it.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 17, 2016 9:25 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 17, 2016 9:31 PM |
R24 (cheaper for parents than music career) + R26 (famous names sell) = Truth
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 17, 2016 9:35 PM |
.r85 I thought long and hard (no pun intended) about this one. He was the cute high school jock, but he's does not have the movie star looks. If it wasn't for his famous father, he would have done a few seasons of summer stock and then married and settled down.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 17, 2016 9:43 PM |
R88 He looks like Kevin Connolly.
R90 Was Max Irons a jock? He always seemed too posh and thin for that.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 17, 2016 10:06 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 17, 2016 10:07 PM |
r91 In the U.S. he would be a private school jock, probably a swimmer or gymnast.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 17, 2016 10:08 PM |
R93 By all accounts he seemed to be a theatre kid, but I see what you mean. I can see him being a swimmer. A gymnast less so. Way too tall at 6'2'.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 17, 2016 10:25 PM |
Ehh, Scott Eastwood is a tricky one for me. He is objectively hot, no question, but the fact that he tries to coast by on his looks, and more specifically looking like his father, is a huge turn off.
And he doesn't have a patch on young Clint, who was just about as sexy as they come.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 17, 2016 10:27 PM |
r94 I think you're a Brit. In Britain his looks are probably considered gorgeous, but the U.S. the standard of beauty is so much higher.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 17, 2016 10:29 PM |
Roan Stone looks like a little Eggsy from Kingsmen to me (blanking on his name right now)
And that's a terrible name- roan stone. Unless Roan doesn't rhyme with stone and I'm mispronouncing it?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 17, 2016 10:29 PM |
Maybe Sharon renamed him after the divorce?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 17, 2016 10:32 PM |
Got kind of boring this thread. Yeah some jolie laide (had to look it up) people are models, always have been R82. Who needs to be in the fashion industry to know that? Ugly can be very photogenic and personalities can be beautiful. The 'models' here are just ordinary looking people with bad bodies and good connections.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 17, 2016 10:32 PM |
R97 Oh! I've been (mis)pronouncing it Rowan. As in Atkinson.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 17, 2016 10:34 PM |
Are Sharon Stone's sons designer babies or just normal adoptees?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 17, 2016 10:34 PM |
R96 I'm American.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 17, 2016 10:35 PM |
r99 I've heard he's 5'5". You like midget sex huh.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 17, 2016 10:36 PM |
For a face and body like that I'd deal with 5'5" R104
I suspect you, OTOH, bear more than a passing resemblance to Eric Stonestreet
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 17, 2016 10:39 PM |
R104 is someone's "husbear"
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 17, 2016 10:41 PM |
What does Isabelle Adjani's other son look like?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 17, 2016 10:43 PM |
Adjani is Kabyle. The 2 Kabyle men I've enjoyed were horse hung and gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 17, 2016 10:45 PM |
r105 r107 How dare you? Must I associate with such riffraff Milburn?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 17, 2016 10:47 PM |
r110, eh...he'd look better with a haircut from this century.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 17, 2016 10:57 PM |
If these celeb offspring had to go through what the male models in this documentary deal with (and without Ma and/or PA's $$$), they'd NEVER do it.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 17, 2016 11:38 PM |
Do they actually work or do the agency owner s just sign them up to placate the parents?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 17, 2016 11:45 PM |
I can just see the high fives and congradulations in the office after they signed this meh. They are probably so taken with the fact that he is Penn's son, that they overlooked his average looks. Show biz is all about nepotism.....unfair, but that's the way is works.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 17, 2016 11:56 PM |
Show biz kids have rich parents who could fund their way through the best colleges, post-graduate work, medical school, law school. And yet almost none of them do that.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 18, 2016 12:00 AM |
To me, Hopper Penn looks just like Sean. Ugly. And yep, he inherited papa's douchey temper. Sister Dylan Penn looks *almost* like a doppelgänger for mom Robin Wright but alas, she still has hints of Sean Penn in her features. Imagine if Robin Wright had had offspring with a handsome man? Or at least a kind, good man. What a total waste of perfect genes.
She and Carey Elwes should've had a dozen kids together.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 18, 2016 12:42 AM |
r118, kind, good and handsome are clearly not her type. Wonder what her deal is.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 18, 2016 12:44 AM |
My sister and her husband are wealthy. They've told their children that they need to have career of their own to inherit the family money. The kids can be anything they want, but sitting on the laurels and waiting for the cash to come in once their parents die will result in them inheriting nothing. Pulling strings to get their kid a job doesn't count as a "career of their own". I don't know why more rich people don't do this.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 18, 2016 12:51 AM |
Most people don't come into an inheritance from a parent until they are ready to retire themselves (60's). You can't count on parental inheritance in lieu of your own career. I don't know anyone who does that.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 18, 2016 1:30 AM |
Most people don't come into their inheritance until their 60's? That seems a little old and also assumes that the parent had them at a very young age.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 18, 2016 1:35 AM |
"Hopper?" Who the hell names their kid "Hopper?" It seems like child abuse.
And yes indeed, Hopper IS ugly. That thing on the bridge of his nose looks like a wound that won't heal. But then why shouldn't he be a model? There are plenty of ugly models these days, both male and female. Ugly apparently is in.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 18, 2016 2:06 AM |
r123, he was named after Dennis Hopper and Jack Nicholson, two wife battering addicts.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 18, 2016 2:08 AM |
I need to see his body. Face isn't great, but it's better than rafferty.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 18, 2016 2:13 AM |
R122 that's when my parents got their inheritance. My grandparents died in their late eighties and had kids in their early twenties. My great grandmother died at 102, so my grandmother was eighty. Not that she had much to leave. At any rate most people are well into adulthood before their parents die, it's a waste to sit around till you're 40 to 60 and your parents die. I think the Hollywood kids have trust funds or their parents just pay for everything, so they don't have to wait.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 18, 2016 2:14 AM |
"He was named after Dennis Hopper and Jack Nicholson, two wife battering addicts?"
Why didn't they just name him Dennis Jack Penn? Having the first name Hopper must be awful.
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by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 18, 2016 2:21 AM |
None of these kids are as attractive as their parents...why do we have to pretend they are.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 18, 2016 2:26 AM |
R127 Sean wanted to name him 'Steak' so Hopper isn't a bad alternative, considering.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 18, 2016 3:05 AM |
Steak Penn?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 18, 2016 3:09 AM |
Hopper was signed to Wilhelmina's celebrity model division, that tells me everything I need to know. They also rep Nick Jonas, Shawn Mendes, and Levi Dylan (Jakob's son, Bob's grandson)
He's a rough looking 23 year old, gotta say.
And of course he has already started acting. He appeared in Netflix's upcoming War Machine starring Brad Pitt, and in some film with his dad.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 18, 2016 3:14 AM |
He looks like how his dad looks now
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 18, 2016 3:19 AM |
Sean was always ugly tough he had bad boy appeal and charm
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 18, 2016 6:26 AM |
holy shit that is fucking ugly individual. Having the right name in hollyweird works I guess. The modeling world has fallen to its lowest point these last 10 years though. None of the very top new names are stunners. They're all either average or just "attractive"
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 18, 2016 6:34 AM |
Destry Spielberg is the most anonymous looking person I have ever seen. She is big boned, has no waist and what look like fake tits. I won't even comment on the face.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 18, 2016 6:48 AM |
R133 23?! I thought he was late thirties
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 18, 2016 8:15 AM |
Brosnan's kid has long limbs. Poor thing will never find a coat with sleeves long enough.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 18, 2016 8:24 AM |
Bronson reminds me of Kodi Smit-McPhee.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 18, 2016 8:28 AM |
I had to google Destry. Hells Bells, she is as anonymous as r138 says. It's hard to know whether she or Hopper is the more plain looking one. The irony of course is that if she weren't Spielberg's daughter, but just some aspiring actress, she'd never even be remotely considered to audition for a part in his movies, yet she has a modelling contact. She's doesn't seem especially photogenic in any of her pictures or seem to have any kind IT factor that could overcome her homely face.
Maybe Hollywood needs to introduce an annual nepotism award for celebrity children. The biggest trophy goes to the kid with the least amount of talent or aptitude for the "career" they currently have but did not earn.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 18, 2016 8:47 AM |
Hopper looks like Dennis not Sean.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 18, 2016 9:21 AM |
R28, I don't give a crap if you think I'm fat! So, what if I'm am? It's not any of your business.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 18, 2016 10:46 AM |
I don't think Hopper's plain looking. He has very distinct features... they're just not model-like.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 18, 2016 11:01 AM |
You're crazy, R143. He is a clone of Sean. Same tortured expression, distinct eye brows, big nose, small mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 18, 2016 11:32 AM |
Hopper Penn is what we used to call a "hatchet face"---someone with a long, thin sharp face and a prominent nose.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 18, 2016 11:39 AM |
Is "Gabe" Day-Lewis still trying to be a rapper?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 18, 2016 12:00 PM |
Hopper's facial disfigurement is called "Drew Brees Pigmentosa"
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 18, 2016 12:09 PM |
Spot on, r147. Kudos.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 18, 2016 5:13 PM |
Alright, I'll do the work. This is Destry Spielberg. Not as horrid as I pictured. Still not attractive, but she does have a waist and isn't so big boned.
Pity about the face.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 18, 2016 5:25 PM |
They're not models but I was just looking at photos of Harrison Fords' sons. Harrison's genes aren't strong so the kids only bear a passing resemblance to him. One is a chef and looks like an average guy but he seems well adjusted and to have made a life for himself, whereas the other two adult sons look like they just couldn't handle their pops' legacy and wrecked themselves in an effort to rebel. The youngest boy, his kid with Calista, is the only good looking one and shows promise to be a handsome man one day, although again he looks just as much like Calista as he does Harrison.
Dylan Brosnan is so comically lanky that I can't look at photos of him without giggling. Human stick figure.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 18, 2016 6:24 PM |
If Hopper had his dad's hair and shaved (with his melange of features he can't do a hobo look, he needs to show his bone structure), he'd look fine enough for a jolie laide model, assuming he is tall.
Destry Spielberg however is irredeemably homely.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | November 18, 2016 6:42 PM |
Poor Destry. It's not her fault her dad passed his fug along to her. Not much to work with there.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | November 18, 2016 10:34 PM |
He looks like a male Steffi Graf.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 18, 2016 10:40 PM |
r154, Calista and Harrison's son is adopted so...any resemblance to either would be incidental.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 18, 2016 11:29 PM |
I imagine he would look great doing commercials for rat poison.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | November 18, 2016 11:49 PM |
R159 LMAO!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 19, 2016 11:36 AM |
Who says kids of celebrities dont inherit their parents looks?- Just look at the offspring of Will and Jada.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | November 19, 2016 3:40 PM |
[quote]Stop posting the worst pics of Rafferty while posting the best of Jude.
Well, that's how they operate. They'll call someone ugly than find the WORST picture imaginable of that person. MEANWHILE, 10 years from now, the very same people will be posting about how hot Rafferty is.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 19, 2016 3:46 PM |
Michael Douglas looks like Kirk and looks great. Cameron Douglas looks like Michael and looks unfortunate.
Rafferty isn't ugly, but Jude has very alert and vibrant eyes, which he needs as a movie star. Raff is a normal looking young man. Ordinary does not a model make.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 19, 2016 3:48 PM |
I like Harrison Ford's chef son. Total husband material.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 19, 2016 3:53 PM |
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn's son Wyatt is 100% my type.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 19, 2016 3:55 PM |
[quote]Ordinary does not a model make.
It doesn't? See Giselle, Kate Upton, Cara delevewhatever, and most of the male "Supermodels."
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 19, 2016 5:44 PM |
Poor Destry. She looks like Laura Dern's plain younger sister to me. If she has any talent at all, I foresee a future of playing "heroine's best friend."
BTW: is she buddies with the Gummer sisters? If she isn't, she should be. Maybe a support group.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 23, 2016 8:22 PM |
That's a face only a mother could love OP!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 23, 2016 8:23 PM |
Is Destry a nice person? I'm guessing yes. Is she funny?
She might turn out to be a Great Personality kinda gal.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 23, 2016 8:25 PM |
Shut that down IMMEDIATELY, R170.
OMG. The horror....
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 23, 2016 8:37 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 23, 2016 8:44 PM |
Why do they all want to be models or actors?
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 23, 2016 9:49 PM |
r175 Unattractive, poor students, no distinguishable talent.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 23, 2016 9:54 PM |
Harrison Ford's son, the chef, looks like someone who is comfortable and happy with his choices in life. Someone who it might be interesting to talk with and know.
Most of the rest of these kids look like self-involved jerks with nothing to say.... except insults.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | November 23, 2016 10:54 PM |
"Destry?" Where did that horrid name come from? The only thing I can figure is that she named after the 1939 western "Destry Rides Again" starring James Stewart and Marlene Dietrich. That's the one where Marlene sings the show stopping number "See What The Boys In The Back Room Will Have." If that's where they got the name from....well, it's a good movie but that is a horrible name to saddle a child with.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 23, 2016 11:56 PM |
Good Lord, somebody please make this thread stop!
These "models" are so hideous that my eyes are starting to burn.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 10, 2019 11:21 PM |
I miss the good old days when models were "discovered", because they had the right look.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 10, 2019 11:24 PM |
[quote]Good Lord, somebody please make this thread stop!
WTF did you dredge it up after three years, douchebag?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 10, 2019 11:24 PM |
It was linked to in the Hollywood Nepotism thread. I didn't even look at the dates.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 10, 2019 11:29 PM |
You certainly didn't, douchebag.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 10, 2019 11:30 PM |