OMG, he’s naked: Brandon Myers from ‘MTV’s Ex On The Beach’

Major fug

Yeah. He'll be famous.

Dick is apparently becoming longer and skinnier.

Damn!

Could you fit that entire thing down your throat?

Too bad about the face, and the terrible haircut. Never heard of him, he looks super-gay, is he?

Damn, he does indeed have a massive cock. Nice of him to show it off to us.

R5, I'd sure as hell would! Love to throats that fucker soft, and then feel it swell and lengthen.

Nice piece.

Is that a 24 inch waist? How are they doing this? Whalebone corsets? Plastic surgery? 500 calories a day?

Brandon Myers has a beautiful foreskin.

Hes totally hot,from the waist down.

New pic of the dick

Bulge

Photoshop, and ugly.

The dick isn't photo shop trickery, he really is just hung.

Now that's a beautiful cock. Perfectly intact.

r17 would you just die in a fucking grease fire already? DL is the only place where I ever hear this idiotic obsession with cut vs. uncut. Nobody in the real world, at least those under a certain age, could give a flying toss if a dude is cut or uncut.

Shame about the head hider.

He's still ugly.

[quote]—WTF is a "flying toss"?

Indeed. Can tosses fly?

Toss = British slang for beating off.

So it's the semen that flies.

What are his rates?

More than you can afford.

I love he turned a one episode appearance on some reality show into being a bit of a celebrity thanks to his dick.

tinymeat!

Brandon Myers, aka "Butterface Nobody."

Without his dick he'd be nothing

Raw sexual heat

His cock is nice and long, but pencil thin.

Amazing torso

A "flying toss" is a rugby play. When one player is running towards the goal, he spots an open teammate and tosses the ball to him over the heads of the defenders so that the teammate can proceed towards the goal.

If the teammate tosses it back, it's a reverse flying toss.

Hot guy. Don't care about his dick size at all.

Reminds me of Barry Manilow in the face.

Ewwww, R35. I can't unread that.

He's ugly as hell, apparently, although he looks okay in the OP's pic with the towel.

Does his dick ever get fully hard?

It's actually gross. And I'm sure that never gets erect.

Gorgeous between bellybutton and knees.

Not crazy about the rest.

Raw sexual heat

fake

r41 is stupid

That's John Holmes territory if it's real.

big beautiful uncut dick.. very nice indeed.

Why didn't it look that big on the Bromans?

Do you have a dick r45?

Flaccid dicks vary in size. If you fluff it up and give it a partial chub for a picture it will be bigger.

Two, he didn't even show his dick in Bromans yet.

That stank sleeve has to go. He looks pretty much retarded in the face.

The leaked photos are of him flaccid

he looks weird and photoshopped

First. They aren't leaked photos dear, they are photos he posted on snapchat to show off his penis. They are definitely fluffed up. Do you know nothing about penises?! This conversation is idiotic.

And you can see him hard and having sex in the linked thread.

Shoo loon

But... do you own a cock?

A long dick that can't get hard is more like a pork tenderloin than a usable penis. And you don't stick pig loin up your butt, do you?

Never step between a fat datalounger and her porn obsession!

His dick is long but it's skinny and weird looking.

Yeah, it is long but not especially girthy. Still a very nice dick, I'm jealous.

R10, I'm going with the 500 cal a day theory; my local Abercrombie store used to have beautiful boys and girls standing outside; one night, I think it was getting into the fall too there was a guy, 6'2" maybe taller, beautiful, blonde, friendly...he had an open hoodie on, jeans, no shirt; I could see the 'devil's shoulders' on him.

I asked 'how many calories a day?' he was sweet, gave a chuckle and said 'not as many as you think'

So that's the key. no food.

She starved herself to be a shop bottom?

Poor thing...

If you thirst for long needle dicks, relocate to Santiago, Chile!

Finally a celeb without a mutilated cock!

They saved the mutilation for that hatchet face

Why doesn't he show it erect? What good is a limp cock. The true size test is an erect cock.

R62, meet r42.

I wasn't going to waste my time trawling through the posts R63. The cock wasn't worth it.

Meh, it's a thin seven inch cock that looks bigger due to him being thin. Not the worst looking cock ever but plenty better out there with better looking faces attached to the body.

There's no there there.

Another whore staring vacantly into a dumbphone.

I think i chatted with him on grindr.

Why can't we get a pic of it hard?

F&F R47

[QUOTE]Another whore staring vacantly into a dumbphone.

Watch your mouth, motherfucker.

Showing off on Instagram

Besides the schlong and svelte body, he does have pretty eyes. Face is fug but there are plenty of attractions.

See, nice eyes. Actually he isn't even all that fug. Masculine looking in many shots.

He is so young and has already had plastic surgery on his face.

I think he's hot, and I think his cock is perfect... I'd love to have it (either as the owner or the servicer).

Wow, for once, that really is an impressive cock!

Please someone tell him bangs are NOT a good look for him?

Terrible haircut. And ruined his body with so many atrocious tattoos.

Yikes.

Boxer briefs

Perfect body and dick, wow.

I love that white trash look with a big dick. Definitely not boyfriend material but fun for a night.

Uh okay man

Eyes

perfect fun for one night

Verifcatia of outcall rate?

My type bro

Dong!