Hey Conspiracy Theorists Remember Madeleine McCann?

I don't know much about the case, as it was covered more in Europe, but I thought public opinion was,that the parents did it. Apparently they've made quite a bit of money over the years by keeping the story alive, while knowing the girl is dead.

R1, I came to the same conclusion you did that the parents were obviously responsible. Today I was presented with a brand new theory which is why I presented it to DL in this manner, odd though it may be. I have started many threads which were later disproved however such as those about Malaysian plane 360 alternative theories which keep cropping up.

Fat and skinny went to the zoo. Fat slipped in some elephant poo

I have no clue what you're on about OP, plus the sketches don't look remotely like anyone recognizable to me.

Oh my gawd, she was abducted by Anthony Rizzo of the Cubs and Tommy Carcetti from The Wire.

Thank you, R4, my sentiments exactly. Did the OP mean to post this to one of her other sites? Maybe Web Sleuths or something like that, I'm sure those people would know exactly what she's talking about.

Too late now, OP, you've posted it to the DL so now you'll have to explain it.

R3, R4, R5, R6, Look I thought DL needed some humor. A discussion of the "stinkfish" version of Ghostbusters and an imitation of an imitation of the all male hunk fest, phony casino robber caper sub with "stinkfish" and 1 or 2 preferably shirtless MEN isn't going to cut it either.

So the latest on the internet is one shocker (that at least has nothing to do with the election) is that John and Tony Podesta look like the drawings of the 2 men that kidnapped Madeleine McCann, as they're supposedly part of the international child kidnapping ring. This supposedly involves Saudi Arabia, the English Royals, and good ole' USA. So now there's a search of where the Podesta brothers were the day or is it the night Madeleine got nabbed.

Why Saudi Arabia? Because there's regular auctions of turbaned men participating in little kids in Vegas. Why England? Recall the human flesh that was supposedly found in Queen Elizabeth's refrigerator?

Now is that enough of a post-Halloween crazy ghost story to keep you up at night?

I didn't say I believed any of it. I thought there was enough evidence as verified by trained canines that the McCann's accidentally gave their daughter too much of a sleeping medication rather than hire a babysitter to watch her while they got drunk at dinner next door.

However posters were discussing all of the crazy rumors this election cycle is bringing out and I thought I'd present a real nutso one that's making the rounds currently instead. So enjoy. LOL.

Who are John and Tony Podesta?

R7/OP someone would have to have a lot more awareness of bizarre and obscure right-wing fantasies than we do to be able to understand what you're babbling about. It makes no sense at all. Maybe freepers understand it?

They are saying they look like the sketches

[quote]Why were sketches of her 2 suspected male abductors kept secret by police investigators for 5 years?

Because she wasn't kidnapped. Her parents killed her [probably overdosed on Benadryl aka "the Binkatini"] and disposed of her body.

The widespread belief in the UK and Europe is that the sketches closely resemble Madeleine's father, Gerry McCann.

The night of the disappearance of Madeleine, a man matching Gerry McCann's height, build and hair colour was seen carrying a child matching Madeleine's build and hair colour, wearing pajamas, by a family holidaying from Ireland. He made an effort to cover his face when they saw him, and did not respond when they wished him a good night or something. It was not until they returned home to Ireland, and saw Gerry McCann on the TV news, following the breaking of the story of Madeleine's abduction, descending from a plane carrying one of his other children in a pose similar to the man they saw the night of Madeleine's disappearance in Portugal, that the Irish father suddenly realised, according to him, that the man he had seen that night could very well have been Gerry. He reported this to the Irish police and they arranged I think for him to create an identikit picture. This is not a fame seeker, he's a respected person in his community.

Anyway the McCann's hired their own detectives to investigate the disappearance and suppressed the findings. Those findings were later revealed to include the fact that the irish family were credible and the identikit should be taken seriously. The problem being, of course, that it looks just like Gerry.

Two of the identikits, and two photos of Gerry McCann

OP, I thought the punchline was gonna be Mario & Luigi

R14, You're too funny. It's just the most outlandish conspiracy theory I've ever heard. Now they've got loons searching who knows how many travel records of ships, airlines, small boats to see if the Podesta brothers were both in the general area on that particular night. You see it wouldn't hold water if only one were nearby. Must be both. They've already found pictures of John at that time period and claim he hasn't changed his appearance. R13, R10, Thank you for your research assistance.

Clinton's Podesta brothers? No, her brothers are Tony and Hugh Rodham.

R16, Speaking of adding humor to DL, are posters interested in song parodies mocking both candidates? Admittedly some are better than others.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

"Why Saudi Arabia? Because there's regular auctions of turbaned men participating in little kids in Vegas. Why England? Recall the human flesh that was supposedly found in Queen Elizabeth's refrigerator?"

Whoa.... What's this about? Saudi Arabians buying little kids at auction in Las Vegas?? Human flesh found in Queen Elizabeth's freezer?? Where are you hearing about this freaky psycho stuff???

R19, I kept reading the same tales from very different authors and speakers on videos all over the internet. So I combined them into one thread. In sum both England and Saudi Arabia have child sex rings involving both Royal Families and the Clintons appreciate they get paid in "beanie babies" as well as in currency. This connects with when Bill Clinton was a rising star first in Mena and then as governor of AR and controlled the coke trade. Supposedly the coke financed US political interests in Latin and South America.

Personally I would more likely believe the sale of coke to England and SA as initially the drug was viewed as expensive and a party drug but not nearly as addictive as heroin. I have a friend who was a Navy Officer at the time whose job it was to intercept ships with coke. However if the coke was bound for high end sources in So Cal it always was allowed to go on its way.

[quote]I kept reading the same tales from very different authors and speakers on videos all over the internet. So I combined them into one thread. In sum both England and Saudi Arabia have child sex rings involving both Royal Families and the Clintons appreciate they get paid in "beanie babies" as well as in currency.

OMFG, you are a genuine lunatic.

Why don't you take your meds properly?

Oh yes the standard totally unoriginal DL reply when silly posters can't think of a sensible rebuttal. Yawn.

On those forums where the gullible and mentally ill hang out r19.

R23, Who'd ever believe 2 highly respected medical doctors would give their beautiful young daughter a sedative rather than spending just a few dollars to hire a hotel recommended babysitter while they ate dinner? It doesn't make sense. Then you find out Mr. McCann was a control freak and couldn't tolerate the fact his daughter wasn't perfect. Perhaps she had a mild case of ADD or appeared too needy.

Then you learn many Muslim cultures have a tradition of bacchi bazza, hiring poor young boys to perform like belly dancers. It's more interesting to have slaves from a variety of countries and races. Many undocumented Hispanic boys of all ages and looks end up in Vegas searching for work and end up in the underground sex trade. So it makes sense a group of older men would join in an auction for a late night party of those they preferred.

R12,, Following your update which I had never learned as the case was suspiciously hushed up, II found the linked video on YouTube. It's very well done with English translations of the original Portugese. The video is a summary of the book written by the original head detective investigating the case. Part #3 shows how the case was solved. The little girl died 5/3 the day she was supposedly found "missing.

Therefore there is no way the 2 Podesta brothers had anything to do with the case despite multiple rumors on different sites all over the internet.

Did daddy drug her up and carry her off to hand her to pedophiles? That chills my blood thinking about that. Look at her dad’s eyes. He looks evil.

Haha this was posted 2 days before the election. If any here actually believed that the Podesta brothers had anything whatssoever to do with this, you are a complete and utter moron.

Either a Russian bot posted this, or an idiot fell for it and posted it.

The just released Netflix documentary is on the side of the McCanns and try to get the viewer to believe a pedo ring got her.

Bullshit. Fuck that Netflix docu.

It was Zanny The Nanny. That bitch gets around.