Nolan Gould of Modern Family

is he legal yet?

There are at least 2 other Nolan Gould threads already.

Oh, sorry Miss Plimsow, R2.

Weird, creepy and very Jewish. Pass.

Nolan was in Bora Bora with his BFFs Luke Benward and Jack Griffo

I can't tell this dude apart from Shawn Mendes

Nolan has squinty eyes while Shawn doesn't.

Wow. Luke Benward grew up. Fried worms do a body good.

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Yes, OP, and I wouldn't be surprised if he and his TV dad get it on. That Ty Burrell is just STRAINING to come out of the closet , IMHO. Of course, the whole FUCKING show - minus perhaps the toddler, "Joe" - is a bunch of closet cases (and I first read this on DL!)

Is ugly a thing now?

He's ugly as hell

No way, R10. Joe is definitely a closet case. That little freak plays with Barbies behind closed doors.

I think he's quirky/cute.

His eyes are too close together.

let me fix this for you r5

Nolan was in Bora Bora with his FBs Luke Benward and Jack Griffo

Damn! Gould is shaving his chest already...

R11 : Yes.

Is there something they can do to make the eyes less squintey and move the mouth down?

He probably won't be a handsome man but he's at a good age now and looks very attractive in a ordinary guy way. He's also charming.

It's not his eyes, it's that Poodle pouf on top of his head. I didn't care for it in the 80's and I don't care for it now

R4 He's not Jewish.

Nolan Gould

Place of Birth: New York City, New York

Date of Birth: October 28, 1998

Ethnicity: English, French, German

Nolan Gould has a great body but a horrible (even fatal) case of butterface. He may improve when he gets a little older and loses some of the babyfat on it.

The squinty deep-set eyes could even be attractive when he's older. But he needs to get his nose fixed and get rid of that terrible poufy haircut.

If he stays in shape he can probably keep some fat off his face but if he stops it won't be pretty.

He's going to be very hard to cast when this show ends. Both he and the kid who plays Manny are incredibly mannered--they've clearly been taking classes at the Winona Ryder School of Dramatic Mugging. The two older girls, however, have really deepened as comic actors during their time on the show (and they were inferior to the two boys when the show started).

I wonder if he's socially awkward. Graduating high school at 13 and being an actor must make things difficult.

Hey, what about me R27? What am I, fucking chopped liver? Dick.

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He's cute sort of in a non-conventional way. Personality goes a long way to attractiveness as well.

Love to give him a back rub

Not bad.

Another example of a little kid actor who was super cute until puberty hit them with the ugly stick.

As a kid he was a decent actor. WTF happened? I get that child actors lose the cuteness but I thought once you could act, you could act.

[quote]they've clearly been taking classes at the Winona Ryder School of Dramatic Mugging.

The word "mugging" means different things when used in the same sentence as "Winona Ryder."

He's 18 now so whatever you're thinking of doing is now legal.

I had that haircut in 1985.

Wtf is wrong with you spitefull queens. This boy is beautiful. Jealous ugly queens seem to have a problem with him

He's cute but hopefully he'll grow into his looks when he hits his 20s.

He's cute, but "beautiful" might be going a little far.

r40 I think these might be his peak years sadly.

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Reminds me of Shawn Mendes in R43.

A friend who happens to be a very highly-paid escort mentioned his name in passing the other day. As soon as I expressed interest, he clammed up. But he did convey an anatomical oddity sufficiently unusual that it might serve as a distinguishing mark.

"anatomical oddity sufficiently unusual "

Sounds interesting. More please.

"A friend who happens to be a very highly-paid escort mentioned his name in passing the other day."

You have to wonder what it's like to be a "whore to the stars"...

HE'S GOT THREE BALLS!

But I would like tone lick his chest for a long time

He didn't graduate high school at the age of 13, he passed the GED at the age of 13.

I think he looks like a healthy kid in that it seems as though he is living a clean cut lifestyle. If his parents don't screw him over financially then he should be alright. I don't see him working much when that show is off the air.

He will be working in porn after. We hope

Thoughts on his SAG do?

He's 18 now. He needs to leak some nudes. Or join the male fappening leaks.

Oh dear, R52 - he always seems to try a bit too hard at these kind of events and it ends up failing.

Oh dear, what are those looks even meant to be?

He's ugly like Nick Jonas - good thing he's working out. Keep working out, sell it on the cover of Men's Health, and land a superhero franchise. If the first franchise doesn't work, try another one, like that Canadian whore... what's his name...

Really? I think he a cutie.

And if all franchises fail, make sure you've banked all the money you earned the past few years. You're gonna need it to pay for college to learn something, 'cause a career as an actor definitely is not in your future.

Has Ed O'Neill tapped it yet?

Poor David @r59: bitter that his post MWC career tanked, unlike his TV parents and TV sister.

R56 No he's not. He's nice looking, and so is Nick Jonas. He's not traditional cute, but he is cute.

Nolan is getting hot looking.

Should totally date Shawn Mendes. Love boyfriend twins.

He's cute in R52's gif (I don't watch his show and never see him in anything) and he's young, which is when people can get away with such hairstyles.

Kill it.

Kill it with FIRE.

He sure as hell is no Dylan Geick.

I can't take men with poodle hair seriously.

Either clip it short or grow it out, but don't create a puffy tuft of hair like you're about to be shown at Westminster.

[quote]And if all franchises fail, make sure you've banked all the money you earned the past few years. You're gonna need it to pay for college to learn something, 'cause a career as an actor definitely is not in your future.

[quote]Nolan Gould is a member of Mensa,and as of 2012, had accelerated ten grades in school. He stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that he has an IQ of 150. During summer 2012, at age 13, he graduated from high school by taking a General Educational Development (GED) test.

I think he'll be fine.

R22, who do they dink their fooling?

Adorable and smart. You guys are harsh.

cute

Nolan's arms looked great tonight in that shirt.

Nolan prefers his wieners to be 12 inches.

is he doing a skiing trip with Burrell?

^^^I didn't know they could bake cookies at such a high altitude.

Greta body, but from the neck up, he's the fourth long-lost Willis daughter.

He's sort of hunky-dorky. At least he's not trying to become a Kardashian, like Ariel Winter.

All the Modern Family kids look like fucked up trolls. He's actually the least unfortunate looking.

Nolan may be somewhat unconventional looking but he definitely is cute.

He's at Coachella...wearing an awful jacket a stylist gave him.

R82 he looks good, very youthful, and you sound very old.

In what way is he remotely muscular?

R80 He looks cute but very, very Jewish.

The jacket is better than the shorts, r82.

R85 He's NOT Jewish.

The Goulds I knew were German Catholics.

You can't hide the hook!

We already went through this. See r23

With his trashy "sister"

Looking extra gay there Nolan

I'd be more suprised if he was gay than if he was straight.

I think you have that backwards R93

The other "Gould" kid from "Weeds" wins in the cute department. AND he could act, both as a kid and as an adult. But where the hell did he go?

He had a surprise cameo in Finding Dory but it looks like he's left Hollywood

R94 Why do you think that he is gay?

I've only seen one new episode of Modern Family this season. They had four vignettes with each taking place in a 5 minute timespan. Mitch and Cameron's story was that they had taken sleeping pills before a flight, which was canceled before take off, and then, they had to wander through the airport drugged. It was all so unfunny, and at this point, I can't imagine anyone wanting a 9th season.

Anyhow, Nolan wasn't even in the episode. Is he just recurring now?

The three Dunphy kids only appear now and then. The powers that be decided that Sofia Vergara (Gloria) is the STAR of the show, so they are giving her more to do.

Alexander Gould went to Israel for 10 months to teach at an elementary school in the desert back in 2012/2013. The article says he intended on going to Clark University in Worcester, Massachusetts to study Psychology and International Relations. Seems like he's moving on.

Also, why does Ariel Winter look like that now?

Same but with boob reduction.

brunch game on swole as usual

NO. just N O.

[quote]Also, why does Ariel Winter look like that now?

I believe she is in some bad company for some years now and it turned her against her own mother and file for emancipation and now she dresses up slutty for instagram pictures. I wouldn't be surprised if she turns into a Lindsay Lohan. Or maybe I am too sensitive about this, because around the time she ditched her mother that pedo docu made the rounds where predators turn the kids against their parents to have full control over the kids.

Considering that Nolan hasn't acted much outside MF, I bet once the show is done he'll pursue another career, one more suited to his intellect.

R82 - Those sneakers look like Size 13s.

I'd 100% do him.

He's not a 10, more like a 7 or an 8, but he's fuckable.

[quote] he'll pursue another career, one more suited to his intellect.

"Would you like fries with that?"

R109 Considering he's in Mensa and graduated high school at 13, I don't think he'll have to worry about his future.

Yeah, he'll probably go to college or something. Has he shown interest in that? Wonder what subject he'd study.

R111

[quote]"I'm applying to film school right now," he says, explaining why he's interested in the big movies nominated for awards. However, his true dream falls outside the world of fiction.

[quote]"I'm actually really interested in making documentaries," the 18-year-old explained. "I think it would be great to make a documentary about animal conservation and environmental efforts."

R112 is a still from his upcoming documentary, "When Bad Hair Happens to Good People."

R110 I'm willing to bet you there are PLENTY of Mensa members who are either unemployed or working a minimum wage jobs.

R114 decades ago I knew some beardo-weirdo who worked at a local video store, the kind of place that rented movies no one else had in stock. He had three different degrees and a PhD and was a MENSA member. I asked why he worked at a video store and he asked "Why not?"

R112, he has hair like Betty Boop!

R112 You have to be actually pretty to pull off that hair style. He' s a TOTAL brown bag material.

[quote][R110] I'm willing to bet you there are PLENTY of Mensa members who are either unemployed or working a minimum wage jobs.

In this economy I would bet on that.

I think given his fame, potential connections in the buiz, and money he earns from the show (including residuals?) I think he has a good chance to have some sort of credible career. Of course there are a million things that can go wrong, but that's the case for pretty much everybody and still people hope they might succeed and try.

I see him becoming a producer, doing something behind the scenes. An acting "career" just isn't going to work out.

Now that he's old enough to actually access his own money I hope it's still there.

I do like that he doesn't seem to be a mess -- and comes off as somewhat smart. Makes you root for him a bit, doesn't it.

The concave chest MUST be worked on.

He is flawless. Ariel on the other hand is a complete mess.

Great looking kid - has a bit of an 80s porn star vibe to him due to the hair. I haven't watched the show for ages but caught an episode last week. What the hell is going on with the two girls that play his sisters? Both look like they are cancer steroids. Bloated, distorted faces. And while I'm at it Sofia needs to tone the whole tits thing down. She's just getting a bit to old for it. I've also noticed they avoid close ups of her face and she's a mass of fillers, botox and overstyling now. She used to have such a natural appeal.

The whole show is looking like a bloated botox mess actually, a shadow of its former great self. Time to do the MTM thing and call it quits early.

The cast are still fine but it feels like the best writers jumped ship and went elsewhere.

[quote]Sofia needs to tone the whole tits thing down

Are you kidding me? Why else do you think she's on TV? Her talent?! Her comic timing?!

Come on, Sofia is genuinely funny -- gorgeous and funny, the Holy Grail according to the late Brandon Tartikoff since there are so few of them out there so they deserve every scent. Watch her on the episode with Mr. Grumpy, her ventriloquist dummy, for all the proof one needs. She's great.

Gracias, R128!

Rico Rodriguez needs to show his chest bod..

Nolan has total BDF. As well as supple CSL.

I figure the cock is the average 5.5 inches. Balls are underpowered too.

His hair is coming in nicely.

So, he's legal now, right? So it's okay to imagine fucking his tight little bum and shooting jizz on his teeny nipples, right?

Yeah he's legal.

He's legal. Go for it and report back.

"Sofia is genuinely funny."

No, she's not funny at all. She is by far the weakest comedic link in that show.

If she was indeed funny, he movie career wouldn't have tanked like it did.

One of my favorite characters is Stella

[quote]One of my favorite characters is Stella

Certainly one of the better actors. And one of the subtler ones, too.

Now back to Nolan's legally ravishable butthole...

nice backpack

What's wrong with the backpack? My 12 year old sister has the same one. It's precious.

Having fun in Dominica.

Saving the planet

Some brench presses would do good for his chest

Hairstyle by Lyle Lovett.

Last night's Modern Family really tried hard to make Luke seem straight.

I missed it, but I bet they weren't very successful.

The kid has nice tits.

He's a super smart kid, I remember his interviews on Ellen years ago, and he's cute. But I don't think he will continue long as an actor. He needs to work with a speech therapist. He has mush mouth. He's smart enough to do well in some other capacity and just enjoy his residual checks.

Hair by Lyle Lovett and face too! How does the timing work out with Julia and that marriage? (Julia, deep breathing: "Nolan... I am your mother.")

Has he gotten his hand (or his mouth) on Ariel's jugs yet?

Only rico's tits

Well, Rico and Ariel probably wear the same bra size.

What does Rico look like these days? Stopped watching the show four years ago.

I'll give Rico credit for not becoming anorexic and ridiculously body-conscious like most chubby child actors in later seasons. (Like the kid who played AJ on The Sopranos.)

Anorexia doesn't look like it runs in the Rodriguez family.

Rico looks still looks like an albondiga on two legs, just bigger.

What's in Rico's future? I suspect he'll be hosting game shows a la Steve Harvey.

Rico probably has a future unlike Gould, due to that whole having talent thing.

r149 That's true. Nolan is a member of MENSA.

R160 Oh please stop promoting Mensa which is only a glamorized Self-Help Group.

I was just stating a fact r161. I wasn't promoting anything.

Now go put on some looser underwear. It's cramping your brain.

I'm a member of Mensa and my life is a clusterfuck of my own making. A high IQ isn't a guarantee of happiness or success.

That said, he seems unusually level-headed for a child star.

If he would just wear his hair differently he might be attractive.

I will still suck him

Shirt: @jacobholston

Blazer: @hugoboss

Jogger: @cottonon

Shoes: @kennethcole

Styling: @michael.mann

but no-one claimed credit for his hairystyle

Hair: @petsmart

R166 Are joggers in as proper event-wear now? I've seen people wearing them out and about recently, and they look really good (especially on Nolan), but they still feel a bit inappropriate for anything other than sports.

Really cute at R166.

As he ages out of his goofy look, I think there is potential for him to age into an attractive older man. It may take while though. Say, like twenty-five years.

Do you think he's best buds with Manolo Vergara?

I bet Manolo has tasted Nolan's hole. I'd like to see those two go at it.

R162 All I see is you bringing up this organisation again and again like being a member was Nolan's biggest accomplishment. Blablabla! The other thing you wrote doesn't even make any sense, ridiculous!

Is Nolan gay?

Does anyone else get a ping from these pictures?

Look at his outfit! It's so coordinated. Is he filming?

R175 Nope

R175 He doesn't ping to me at all. I think he is young, awkward and geeky but not gay.

Agree -- until he opens his mouth. Ssssssssteam heat.

Jim Duke shoot then the bitch get the boot unless she like ass and blow dicks like flutes.

R179 I don't know, he talks like he was retarded or disabled. Really weird but not gay to me.

The weird thing to me is that most gaylings are fairly obviously gay even as young boys -- and Nolan was not remotely. When his voice changed, the gay popped up big time and out of nowhere. Or, since you may be right, the Mushmouth.

I want Manny's fag hole.

You know that scene when that dude in that film gets busted in the ass: REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE

Shit I was ten when my daddy started doing it to me. Then my granddaddy and all my uncles joined in. They popped my cherry and worked my hole. They really busted my ass. They made me wear pinafores and dance degrading dances and sing humiliating songs.

He's definitely not gay.

Gould can really screw with your gaydar. He's got that lispy gay thing going on which could also be considered a disablility. Only Gould knows if he really likes penis.

I wish ABC would cancel "Modern Family" before it jumps the shark but I am afraid that it will keep the show on the air until we are all tired of it.

Definitely not gay.

R187 Judging from his IQ he is just really far from the mean, really 'special'.

R188 It's been renewed for two more seasons. And why would they cancel their #1 comedy?

To end the show with a tiny bit of integrity, perhaps?

R192 Hahahahahaha .... "integrity."

They missed ending with dignity around season three. At this point they're all in it for that syndication money. The Emmys are even over them, and they were winning Best Comedy for years.

I got my ass busted: REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE

He spoke about his "celebrity crush" today...

Why is he wearing so many clothes in these pictures? You can't see his ass cheeks in any of them!

R197 Is this any better?

[quote] I wish ABC would cancel "Modern Family" before it jumps the shark but I am afraid that it will keep the show on the air until we are all tired of it.

Yeah, like they would ever do that.

He could be an Aspie.

I would like to suck his aspie tits

So would I, r201

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As much as I still enjoy Modern Family, I hate that the writers have turned most of the characters into caricatures of themselves.

That's what happens when a show's been on for eight seasons.

R142 he looks great in that wetsuit.

I'm willing to give his face the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps he'll grow into it.

But I CANNOT get past that hair.

As a teen, I grew up with that exact type of hair, a super curly jewfro - I hated it.

But at his age, there isn't much you can do with it: you can buzz it really short but it ages you making you look much older than you are (or worst a neo nazi), or you can try what he's doing and try to style it.

I went a different direction and started getting my hair professional relaxed at a salon that specialized in black hair and the straightening process worked for me. Again, I'm not Black and always got bunch curious looks from the African American women in the salon when I went to get my hair done. But they were always nice to me and would be gossip about latest celebrity news story (yes that's how gay of a 15-year-old I was!) BTW, in my early 20's I did go the buzz cut look and have been rocking it ever since.

For Nolan, this style it isn't really working for him but soon he'll reach an age that a short buzz cut will be more age appropriate for him and you guys will be drooling all over him.

The more recent Nolan Gould thread seems to have disappeared, so I'll post this here-- Nolan is going to be a contestant on "Worst Cooks In America - Celebrity Edition." I have to say, this seems like slumming for someone who's a regular on a top-rated network series, but whatever. I mean, it's not even "Dancing With the Stars," which is at least on his own network. (His competition includes such luminaries as Ian Ziering and LaToya Jackson, so I think you see what I'm trying to say.)

Why did he get so little screen time last season? I swear he was only in like 5 out of 22 episodes. It was weird.

Because even Jay and Gloria’s toddler can out-act him, r210