Chet Hanks, the hottest fucked-up spoiled brat in Hollywood

He seems really mentally ill.

Thing is, he's over 18, so there's nothing his parents can do about it.

Gross. Is he retarded?

He looks retarded.

Hottest? Really?

Chet loves his body.

Wow he's super hot. Thanks for bringing him to our attention, OP.

Is he the ghetto Hanks?

Meh.

He was for years very bratty and obnoxious--a would-be rapper/gangsta who called himself "Chet Haze." He had bad drug problems and had to go through rehab.

He clearly has huge self-esteem issues, which explains packing on so much muscle. (His father stupidly insisted he be named "Chester," to be funny, which could not have helped.) Tom Hanks has repeatedly announced to the press he loves his son unconditionally and wants nothing other than to help him.

Just what I love, a toilet selfie!

What kind of a dick do you have to be to disappear on a bender when your mom is battling cancer?

While Rita was very sick, he disappeared for a week or so and no one could find him. You know, they didn't have enough to worry about.

He looks like nasty white trash with a roid problem. I bet he'd stink as well. If only daddy could fix his problems.

Maybe Chet is so fucked up because daddy touched him in his special place

If he wasn't so fucked up he might be hot.

Meanwhile, his half-brother is in a hit sitcom on CBS.

Not Hot....

He looks like he might have a nice anus

Hot if you're as pressed as the day is long.

Definitely a hot mess, and I wonder what amount of his drug issues/ mental problems derive from growing up with a rageoholic alkie father and a mother whose main job is enabling, calming and covering up for the father.

Dime a dozen.

Those hands aren't very promising.

Fuck off bitches, I'll jam a ski pole in your pee hole!

Oh please, you old queens would have your legs up in the air before finishing reading this sentence if he was up for it.

Damn. He is hot. Been watching him on Shameless. Hot ass body, good height , decent mug, and dumb as fuck.

The tattoos don't bode well...

R22 just told the truth!!!

He looks nothing like his father. Zero resemblance, not a single feature.

While his half-brother Colin could be Tom's twin.

I have a feeling that he and his dad have nothing in common.

Are there hole pix?

Bullet hole pix, maybe.

"Chet Hanks, the hottest fucked-up spoiled brat in Hollywood"

I feel as though you set a very low bar.

According to the late, great DL gossip threads, he allegedly is also a rapist & his daddy has paid off women to not go public or press charges. Not a #metoo bad date, guy's a jerk "rapist" but the real thing.

Here is Machine Gun Kelly's Chet Haze story starts at 2:17 in.

Also, in answer to OP's original question, didn't he already do porn at some point between the arrests and the rehab?

This guy is so baffling. For one thing he looks nothing like either parent. And his personality is a complete 360 from both parents as well. It's completely bizarre, like he's a changeling.

No, r22. He looks like he smells. And spends all day spraying himself with AXE to cover it up. He is ALL YOURS.

I think you meant 180, R33, as in, going the opposite direction. A 360 degree turn puts you back facing the same way you started.

[quote]Also, in answer to OP's original question, didn't he already do porn at some point between the arrests and the rehab?

You know damn well that Tom Hank's son didn't do any porn. That story would be EVERYWHERE.

How does Tom Hanks get a son like Chet Haze? I just came across his Instagram and was wondering how he turned out to be such a wigger, complete with a black child from a random hook up. I think it's safe to assume he was raised in the most affluent areas of CA. None of Tom's other kids are like this.

How is it that Colin looks almost exactly like his dad but Chet looks nothing like him or even his mom?

I mean, Chet looks nothing like Rita. I know Colin has a different mom.

He's such a hot fucked-up manwhore.

Here is a Chet Haze / Chet Hanks compilation by "Dillon" on the Wendy Williams show.

His parents are super career-focused actors and he lived a super privileged life in LA - how can he not be fucked up? Just living there would screw with any moral, ethical development. Being a superstar son would send it over the top.

R42, yeah but two things stick out. 1- none of the other siblings are like him 2- he has a straight out of Malibu persona.

he's never doing porn. stop dreaming. he looks hot but his attitude seems like a douchey asshole so it turns me off.

He looks like my brother, but I bet my brother is more of an asshole.

I see a facial resemblance to Colin.

It seems obvious he went the opposite direction of his fake golly gee father

Why would he do porn? He’s a trust fund kid.

And a lot of you are ignorant. “He grew up around all white People. How can he be a wigger???”

Please tell me you’re joking...

Yeah, white suburban kids are the ones who made urban performers moguls and billionaires

Rightfully so, r48

How bad of parents must Tom and Rita be?

Well, he does have a degree from Northwestern.

R48, true, but they rarely adopt the persona of a rapper.

r51, no way, really?

I went to high school with white kids who'd drive up in BMWs and wearing du rags

R54 exactly why I’m shocked by the ignorance here.

[R54] exactly why I’m shocked by the ignorance here.

Because it's wrong! [italic]Shockingly[/italic] wrong!

[quote] I see a facial resemblance to Colin.

They have different mothers.

It must gall Chet that Colin is so perfect and he's such a complete fuck-up. Even hot people (which Chet is, and Colin is not) are incredibly aware of this, and hotness does not make up for being a fuck-up in their minds.

[quote] How is it that Colin looks almost exactly like his dad but Chet looks nothing like him or even his mom?

Chet looks facially much more like his mom Rita Wilson, but surprisingly he gets his nice mesomorphic build from his dad. Tom Hanks had a very nice body when he was young (just check out the "Bosom Buddies" intro if you don't believe me, where in one shot he wears nothing but tiny shorts), and he passed that down to Chet

I can see Chet looking more similar to Rita than Tom even though Rita is not his bio mom. That’s how different he looks from his dad.

But why is that even a discussion? Sometimes you don’t look like either parent!

Tom had 2 kids from each wife. The daughter from wife 1 seems to be an academic of some kind and off the radar. The younger son by Rita is still in school and a nerd, I think.

Checked IMDB- he has a sort of career, he is on Shameless and Empire, multiple episodes of each. Maybe he is not a loser?

Chet works. He’s just a druggie alcoholic that is abusive and has raped women.

But he works. That’s all that matters.

[quote] and has raped women.

Link please.

The hottest? Op, I am guessing line one is a blur for you.

He is hot especially if you like a little swag in your vanilla.

He’s vanilla adjacent.

Jews are off white.

Nice link R64

i believe chet dropped out of northwestern. i would see him at a bar in evanston. total douche and NOT HOT in any shape or form.

Yeah R54, high school. For most it's just a phase, whereas Chet (28) seems to still hang in hood and even has a black child. I just find it strange coming from his background.

Anyway, he has this running joke that he is Klint Kingsbury. I guess there is a slight resemblance, but the coach is better looking.

R69 it’s strange when a white man has a child with a black woman? Aka a “black child” ... and because of his background?

Do you hear yourself?

No, that's not what I meant. She was a one night stand who he barely remembered that lived somewhere like south central LA, so yes I do think it's weird for someone like Tom Hanks' son. Let's be here real here.

Tom Hanks son is a human.

And you didn’t say “he even has a child with a one night stand”. You continuously bring up a BLACK child as if that makes it worse

That's when happens you want to give your child the world and spoil them rather than teaching them about discipline, humility and hard work. Spoiled brats are made, that's on his parents.

Well R73, Tom has 4 kids. 1 is a mess.