What do you hate during sex ?

Guys with a short tongue who can't French kiss properly.

A fart in my face while I'm giving an Olympics-worthy rimjob.

r2 I concur.

and will add

air humping

people that start pumping once or even before they get the tip in

I need a slow, sheet clenching, pillow biting, descent into my hole

they gotta be balls deep before they start fucking

Corn nibletts on a hole Im about To eat.

Actually happened 20 years ago.

r2 because of morons like you I still feel embarrassed when when husband eats my ass because I do not want to fart on his face.you are so stupid.

Sloppy, wet beery kisses.

Ha ha, R5. Can't you control your farts? You are so gross, honestly.

"What do you hate during sex ?"

Vaginas.

Someone saying 'I'm all man, but I haven't had bottom surgery yet. But you won't mind because a transman isn't a transman, he's a fucking MAN!'

R5, have you gotten you Crohn's Disease checked out yet?

Men should not have landing strips.

My partner was out partying with friends on the weekend and came home 'stinking' drunk. I hate that sour alcohol smell, and it's even worse when someone is trying to ram their tongue down your throat. No sex or making out if you're drunk.

Messy bottoms. If you're gonna do it, do it right.

I had one guy who was begging me to fuck him, over the course of two hours, going back and forth on Grindr. I finally went over because I had no other options. He was serving brownies as soon as I slid in. I mean, in those two hours, he couldn't prepare to get topped? Come on.

Some bottoms are just never prepared. The shit gets stuck in the lower rectum and they don't know enough to enema it out. You can check yourself to see if you're ready and if you're not, you get a suppository or an enema if it's really loggy there.

Having to keep promising them more screen time.

Surprise fetishes.

Stay away from my nipples. Thanks.

I love the phrase 'serving brownies.'

I had that with a Grindr hook up. I knew when I fingered him that it was going to be a no-go and suggested he go and sort it out. He didn't seem to know how to, so we settled on blow jobs instead. It seems to be a millennial thing. They've read that all you need to do to prepare for anal sex is have a shower and they eat their usual pizza and ice cream for dinner and things get backed up.

You mean like when they walk out of the bathroom in a giant diaper and bib, R17?

Tumblr tells them that anal sex is just as easy as vaginal sex and, sorry, but it ain't.

The sheer boredom of the 'ritual' at times. It's way, way more enticing to go out together, have fun, and just stretch out the evening........by getting into another head-space. Sex prefaced by slow foreplay is far more of a turn-on and it makes the ultimate act - superb. Fireworks.

For god sakes take a shower. I just had to cut off my latest trick because he never showers and so I put him IN THE SHOWER and he still stinks and has shitass so I'm like DO I HAVE TO SCRUB YOU AND WASH OUT YOUR HOLE TOO??

ITS so awkward that I can not bring myself to discuss it with him in like DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO BATHE. if I ever brought it up with him I would start screaming. Or texting it all caps. It's so infuriating cause it happens all the time with younger guys. TAKE A FUCKING BATH AND WASH YOUR HOLES.

Cut off! This is not an est. I will show the text. He asked to come up and I said I was going out to eat.

Let this be a warning! you will not be getting a pounding from me of you are salty tasting or you have stinky pits or questionable groin odors or stank hole. No sir! Not under any circumstances! I'm not putting any more people in my shower. You just be shown the door.

Anal. I'm technically a top, but I'd rather just get my dick sucked. I don't like Hershey surprises. There are other issues as well. The mouth is just much more enticing.

Everything. Why do you suppose I just let it happen once?

and the stink just doesn't go away. It ligers around and gets on your tounge and nose and no matter how much you scrub you can't get that stank off. It takes 5 minutes to run a bar of soap up and around your privates people have some class.

r23 = Redd Foxx

Yep, people on here talk as if you can eat what you want and have your ass available 24/7. Nope, doesn't work that way. Maybe eat a lot less and you might get there.

That would be one example, r20 ... or walking out in very bad drag, or pulling out a meth pipe in the middle of it, or screaming, "fuck my pussy! make me pregnant!" or a dozen other things. These things have happened to me, and much worse.

R28, that's why I don't understand how anyone has spontaneous anal. I've heard the stories (probably fantasy), but ive never experienced it.

1. Don't ever call me "Daddy." 2. If I am blowing you don't push my head down, but putting your hand on my head is ok.

What do you hate about having your head pushed down, out of curiosity? I don't do it unless I can tell he's into that kind of thing.

Dirty talk like 'breed me, daddy'.

Any reference to pregnancy or being bred or filled.

I don't like theses guys that lay there like a wet rag either.

But the worst are what I call 'the mirrors'. You kiss them on the neck then they kiss you on the neck. You grab their thigh they grab your thigh. I'm like, can you get your own moves? Because your damn sure going to need them as our roads will be diverging here soon considering I'll be topping you.

And these guys that start moaning beofre you even start doing anything to them ...like ok, this is not a porno, let's dial all that back a notch or two.

But the absolute worst is probably the ones that don't make a peep. I had this one trick the other night, I was just pounding away a good 5 minutes before I realize he came.

And these Grindr tricks with messy houses...they like push over the piles of clothes with the ashtray and the game controllers.

Of course we can't forget the ones that offer a T shirt too clean up after. The worst!

Licking me all over my face, especially in my rather large Will Smith industrial sized ears...ewww.

Not being able to tongue kiss properly. Don't just open your spit-filled mouth too wide and not know how to use your tongue...or smashing your mouth too forcefully, causing our teeth to "clink." Definitely a turn off. Bye bye.

If you're going to insert your finger in my butt, you should have clipped your fingernails first!

3) Your talon-like toenails digging into my legs.

2) Your nasty dry-as-Death-Valley heels scraping the skin off my shoulders.

1) The rancid odor from your athlete's foot fungus wafting up my nostrils.

My last trick suddenly started sucking on my toes, which might have felt nice except that all I could think about was how dirty and sweaty my feet had been for the previous few hours, gross!

I'd be down for a nice footrub and some shrimping or whatever, but I'd need my feet warshed directly beforehand!

1. Bad breath - for God's sake, pop an Altoid! I want to kiss you, not your beer, cigarette, or nacho cheese dip.

2. "The Corpse" - don't just lay there....move a little!

3. You want to rim - fine, I'm clean...but don;t expect to kiss me at any point thereafter.

All this is why occasionally a woman makes a nice change.

Always clean and soft, no dry skin or talon nails, easy entrance every time.

"easy entrance every time. "

And every month, the oozing blood makes it so much fun!

I've been with a lot of guys, and never have I experienced "arm licking"...WTF is that?

R40, don't make me whip out the HPV and vaginal teeth photos.

Nope, you just don't have sex during the 3-4 days of oozing blood. It's better than getting your dick covered in shit, anyway.

Mystery lumps on his cock/scrote/hole.

Oh, my sides, R40!

R46, you won't get dry skin and talons with young straight women. They're moisturised to a fault; it might come sweating off rather than anything else. Plus I am not into anal with women - if you are, you'll get the same problems we do with men.

War story #1, R47: once upon a time, I shared a barracks with about 80 young women, most of whom were straight (stereotypes about military women to the contrary). Some of them were, as per your reply, immaculately groomed, waxed, depliated etc. But some of them were motherfucking stank pigs, which brings me to

War story #2: I shared a small compartment with 3 other females on deployment. We kept as clean as we could under the circumstances (about 110 degrees), using a lot of isopropyl alcohol, which is a natural deodorant though it doesn't keep you from sweating. One girl though, refused to wash or take her clothes to the laundry. She had a religious objection, apparently. We endured it as long as we could, until we couldnt, so, with one standing guard in the showers, we donned rubber gloves and scrubbed her down with bristle brushes and dish soap. She was April fresh afterwards. Her uniforms we cleaned with concentrated dry cleaning fluid.

A buddy of mine just retired from the Navy; he worked on piping and plumbing systems and numerous times he had to enter the female berthing area for maintenance. He's gay and grew up with 3 brothers, and until his first cruise assumed women were cleaner than men, but when the ship returned to homeport 6 months later, he was convinced women were actually grosser than men.

So in summary, R47, though you're being gentlemanly and giving women the benefit of the doubt, when y'all aren't around, there's just as much pube-scratching, farting and nose-picking going on as in fraternity house. Basically we're smaller, less hairy dudes.

I had a linty dildo shoved in my mouth recently. Linty! It was so rude.

dirty fingernails

smelly schlong

humorless sex

shitty holes

tiny dicked tops

dental plaque

alcoholics

pets present

tangible stupidity

fear

Lightweights who don't know how to properly bury their face between my titties, shake their heads back and forth, and go brrrrrr with loose salivating lips.

Guys that go back on Grindr the second you're done fucking them. I guess that's after sex, but still . . .

The shoulder tap

Pre-cum

A hook-up that won't SHUT THE FUCK UP !

When someone buries their face somewhere on your body and does a playful raspberry ( I think that's what they're called). Not cute, not amusing,, a turn-off

Biting.

Millennials in particular are all about love bites or actual bites. They also like holding you down, clawing, or being un-necessarily forceful. It's the 50 Shades effect.

r44 no baby I'm sorry to break your bubble but the ones who like to cover their cocks with three things, blood, pus and poop are those who enjoy having sex with women, not the gays.

Foot fetish types playing with your god damn feet all the time.

R59, you don't have to go near poop to fuck a woman, what are you talking about? To fuck a man, you risk coming into contact with it, and occasionally do. Lots of examples on this thread.

If you fuck a woman during her period and get some blood on your cock, it take two seconds to wash it clean and the stench doesn't hang around for hours afterwards, like the stench of shit does.

As for pus, wtf? We're not necrophiliacs here.

r61 no you are wrong, the majority of straight girls end up with vaginal infections because after they have anal sex they stick the cock right in their pussies. Plus, what the hell is that which women squirt out of their hole, mango juice????? it is called pus and even though I have never seen a pussy in my whole life, and I won't, I have seen speculum in clinics completely covered in a nasty pus that sometimes even looks greenish,totally revolting I know, but that is what gets you horny,I wish I had your stomach made of stone.

And who told you that in order to fuck a men you have to stick your cock in his ass? are you bisexual? yes definitely.

Is there any pesticide that gays can buy to get rid of bisexuals like we do with a pest infestation? just wondering?????? you know, those people cling real bad to gays.

If they wouldn't trash-talk and belittle gays so much in the way they do, I would think that they actually love us.

The unbearable inconsequentiality of 98% of it.

If there's a chance you're going to hook-up (trick or partner), then for christssakes, clean yourself. Don't have sex thinking your shit doesn't stink. Or your body. Or your pits. Or your teeth. Or anything else for that matter. You may not need to be pristine, but a modicum of hygiene isn't that difficult.

I hate guys who don't know how to kiss. Particularly the ones who force their tongues down your throat right away

Or the ones that don't move their mouth and just rub their lips all over like a human lint brush, R65.

Don't even get me started on turtle-kisses from the thin-lipped.

It's turtle time!

I used to have a FB who would lick my nostrils.

GROSS

LOL, R68

What breed was he? Was he chipped?

The mobile phone/landline ringing.

Even worse, coitus interruptus to answer it.

If you ever spit in my face again, I will sledgehammer your teeth down your throat in your sleep.

R71 I fucking HATE the spitters!

WTF is that all about--some domination thing? It's like they are trying to reenact porn

nothing in my ears, don't even go near them, NEVER.

don't bite my fingers, never.

Condoms

Fortunately, I haven't seen one of those in years.

Getting to the point of sex only to discover that he's got Pyronie's disease and never told me beforehand. Worse, he lied and pretended that he'd never seen his flaccid dick bent in half before.

R56/AIKC, I'm with you on that one. I can't stand constant talkers during sex. I had one guy who wouldn't shut up and kept asking me questions. I usually say, "Let's not ruin this with dialogue." Some still won't shut up, though, even after I say that. Total boner killer.

R42 It's when they stick their tongue all the way out and lick your arms from your elbow, up your biceps and shoulders , and all the way up your neck to your ears.

I only had one guy do that to me . It grossed me out . I'm not a fucking lollipop but I got one for you to lick on motherfucker!

Also , a cheesy dick. Are you fucking kidding me ? Pull it back . Scrub it out . Done.

I like a tongue at the back of my throat, so I try to weed out the many guys with short tongues who can't kiss properly. Short tongues are very common but hardly ever discussed and they're a real turn off for me.

R78 - They're not short, they just need to have a quick cut-and stitch. It's fixable. I have that problem and always feel like an idiot because I can't kiss like a "real person". I'm going to get it fixed so I can be normal in that regard. Just haven't had the time.

Guys that have porn on during sex. Especially if it's straight porn with the typical annoying woman fake orgasm screaming.

Dicks that curve down, dicks that curve sideways, and beautiful dicks that have a disproportionately small head.

CONDOMS but I'm not poz and don't intend to be and yes I know about prep but I'm not a convert yet

Dicks without a properly separated foreskin. Yikes. It seems like a medical emergency to me, but somehow they live.

[quote]What do you hate during sex ?

Obligations.

Guys who have oddly possessive dogs that whine and bark outside the bedroom door. Don't forget about feline onlookers.

Agree with lots here. Anything having to do with hygiene is an immediate boner-killer. Bad breath, dirty ass, etc. At this point I'm likely to get up mid-act and leave. Additionally....

Bad Blow Jobs: It's harder than you'd think to find someone who gives a decent one. Too much tongue on the head is actually uncomfortable, or maybe my dick is overly sensitive. And let's not even mention teeth.

Guys who know your preferred sexual role (top for me) and then proceed to try and flip it after you're already naked. Leaves mewondering why I bothered.

Bottoms who don't like being rimmed. More common than you would think actually.

For hook ups it's guys who have their places so dark from the moment you walk in, it's hard to even see clearly. What the hell are you trying to hide exactly. I wanna see who or what's going on.

Those who don't open their mouths/use tongue when kissing. Just pecks. What am I, your mother?

Bottoms who try to sneakily start riding your dick with no condom.

R86, add bottoms who sit on your dick and then start gyrating like their using your cock to stir their insides around to the list.

You hate pre-cum, R55? Why? Usually that's the appetizer.

When my partner leg-locks me. At first, having legs intertwined is hot, but if I feel trapped, I lose focus on enjoying the sex and then fight-or-flight kicks in.

Pre-cum is hot. If a guy doesn't pre-cum at all I feel like his balls/cowper's gland are broken.

Or he ejaculated recently, R90. There is a vas differens between those two scenarios.

Or he's not that turned on, R91. Pre-cum is the sign of a happy camper.

W&W for vas deferens, btw,

[quote]If you ever spit in my face again

What's your problem? It just means you turn me on.

Sheesh, there are worse things I could do.

I hate when the other person says " you should retire from this sort of thing".

When a guy says 'I haven't quite got the money for the full session, will $700 do?'

Bad kissers. If I want a bath, I'll take one

R72 - spitting was de rigueur in France, Switzerland and Germany circa 2002. Very porno. I thought it was hot with the right person, especially outside fucks, which were also all the rage.

I'm celebrating all the bullets I dodged over the years. One thing bugged me. The death breath that came out of a smokers lungs. Toothpaste and mouth wash did nothing to get rid of it.

All the screaming of "Stop, who are you?" "Please don't kill me!"

The ice water enemas, the Chopin....

When Dad tries to sneak out without giving me my 5 bucks.

I don't recall.

[quote] Bottoms who don't like being rimmed. More common than you would think actually.

[quote]Those who don't open their mouths/use tongue when kissing.

Pick one, R86. If you rim me, you do not get to French kiss me afterwards.

Definitely guys who fart when you're rimming them.

Guys who lick the inside of your ears AND your nose!!!!! WTF. This happened to me 4 times while I was in Spain! Are the Spaniards really into this?

Bottoms who push and wriggle their asses too much when you're rimming them.

Bossy bottoms who try to ride your cock all the time. I'm the boss, bitch. I'm not a lazy top.

He cleans his ass and hole, but there is shit hanging from his taint hair.

R106

DISGUSTING but I've been there. Total turn-off !

Tops who cum too fast. Tops who rabbit fuck--ram, ram, ram, ram. Tops who fuck like they're blocking a porn scene. They're just aren't a lot of tops who know how to fuck well.

There are^

Oh Jesus, there just aren't^

I think I finally corrected it. I shouldn't post before I go to bed.

Oh, Lady, some top really rammed your ass rattling your brain. Go to bed.

I don't like having my nuts fondled since one of them is a prosthetic. It's only meant to be looked at, not played with. I don't want you pulling loose its mooring chain.

LOL @ R112!

Guys that talk like or want to be talked to like a woman. You can suck my titties. Call me a whore! Oh, Daddy! There ain't enough Viagra in the world.

First the gentleman calls. He may be invited to an interview at my parlor. I assess his appearan:e, manner, and potential for a date. I tell him the long, long list of passion activities i will do. He also hears the very short list of things i won't do. For examples, I won't do trapeze maneuvers or wear strap-on dildos that are just not proper.. .

R104, so your own asshole is clean enough for me to eat but not clean enough to touch your lips secondhand after the fact.? It's sex! Get over it and stop being so damn prissy.

Guys that can't suck dick properly. Really? You don't know what is enjoyable about this?

My hand getting tired.

I hate it when your hands gets tired, too.

When you run your hands through their hair and you realize it's a toupee. That is either a conversation starter, or stopper.

being kicked in the nuts

teeth

Men who stick their tongues into your mouth, then just hold it there, and do nothing.

Men who at first appear masculine, then get all girlish while I'm fucking them. (One man said to me, all coy, "Oooooh, you're so macho!") Easy way to make cock go limp...

Any man who refers to his hole as his "mangina," or "man pussy," or similar terms...

Men who refuse I use condoms, saying they're "allergic." Even when I produce non-latex condoms, they still refuse. (To which I usually respond by asking, "So how long have you been positive?")

Men who won't kiss. They'll suck my cock, eat my ass, but won't kiss. Fuck that shit...

[Quote] Men who stick their tongues into your mouth, then just hold it there, and do nothing.

That's a thing??

[quote] What do you hate during sex ?

Eating boogers - I don't enjoy watching guys eat their boogers ..

I used to love eating ass,until the last time I ate one. He was a hot redneck type with an ass to die for,and went wild when I kept switching from sucking his dick to licking his hole. Then he farted right in my face. Not a little air toot either, a full on rumbler of a fart. As I reared up in disgust, he started laughing ,and when I angrily denounced his action as revolting, he told me I shouldnt have been down there anyway. So I punched him in the nuts and left him screaming and writhing in pain, and havent been able to eat one since. Ive tried,but its psychological now.

[quote]So I punched him in the nuts

You're fucked.

Watch it cunt R127, or else you get a nut punch too !

r126 because of people like you many gays like me cant enjoy to the fullest being rimmed. I farted once when my partner was rimming me, I was extremely embarrassed but my husband has also farted even when while banging me and I knew he did because of the smell, and I asked him, by by chance did you just fart? good sex is about all that, sex is not supposed to be a clean thing by any means.

[quote]Watch it cunt [R127], or else you get a nut punch too !

Sadistic. Fucked.

R130 " Im punching your nuts,Im punching your nuts!" said to Kids in the hall skit " Im crushing your head" !

Wisecracks

Splinters

Noisy bedsprings and loose headboards.

Thinking about whether to leave a tip or not.

Not into anal because I don't like shit. So, if I'm blowing a guy I can smell shit, it's a total turn off. And yes, I've encountered quite a few guys who obviously don't wipe properly that I can still smell shit when I'm sucking their dicks.

Guys who won't leave my nipples alone. I'm not "wired" and my nips are sexually stimulating at all. Some guys go to town, nawing, flicking, licking, pushing, twisting. They might as well be doing it to my elbow for all the enjoyment I get out of it.

'good sex is about all that, sex is not supposed to be a clean thing by any means. '

You keep telling yourself that., R129. If you want to be rimmed, you need to be able to control your farting. If you can't, no rimming for you. You're disgusting.

Farting in someones face by accident while being rimmed = hilarious

He thought it was hilariious too,R138 ,until I punched him in the nuts . Bet he never farted in anyones face again.

Are you commenting from prison, R139.

I hate fucking a guy wearing a crucifix. Talk about mixed messages.

My nips aren't wired either. Guys into "nipple play" - well I will do theirs, up to a point it doesn't become the only sex that is happening in the tryst. Guys into nipple play - I tell them it doesn't work for me. If they insist on continuing, its just a bit of torture. I might like that sometimes a bit but then if I have to keep shutting it down, its a sign the whole thing has gone south.

This is the situation with fetishist of all stripes, in fact.

People who are too rough with your balls like Bruiserina at R139.

shaved anything

Long fingernails scratching up my pussy.

Body stubble. It's like sandpaper.

Barebacking all night, going to the bathroom to clean up and finding a bottle of TRUVADA sitting on the sink.

When my boyfriend won't take his eyes off the porn video while I work on him....

Men who call their ass a pussy

When my partner asks me if I've farted while we're fucking.

Come on, man!

R147 - wouldnt that be a good thing? A bottle of truvada would mean the guy is HIV- and on PrEP. That's good, no?

Maybe R152 but when a guy I'm hooking up with says to me "I'm on PrEP, so if you want to do it bareback, we can," that's an immediate turn-off. It just says to me that he still doesn't take protecting his health seriously, not to mention the question how many guys has he fucked prior to me who probably took him up on his offer?

Hello R153, reading skills??? R147 said "Barebacking all night, going to the bathroom to clean up and finding a bottle of TRUVADA sitting on the sink." So he was barebacking and assuming his partner was what? Many people barebacking in big cities nowadays are on Truvada.

Maybe R147 is FUCKING IDIOT and doesn't realise that Truvada alone is not treatment for HIV. Anyone with "a bottle of Truvada" in the bathroom is on PrEP. Not treating his HIV infection.

Running out of lube and he says WHAT ABOUT HAIR CONDITIONER?

As stated above ^ lousy, lazy kissers who haven't learned to tongue kiss properly. I only fuck guys 40 and older...so it's like..really dude? How long have you been doing this? YOU'RE the legendary 40 yr old virgin?

Wet, slobbery kisses everywhere but my mouth. I already showered before I even considered hooking-up with another human, so you can save the tongue bath to "hole specific" don't even think about licking or biting my oversized ears.

And I hate overly aggressive kissers who grab some part of your cranium in a vice-like grip...and basically restrain you. Unless you're one of my now deceased Grandmas or Great Aunts....oh no you don't sweetheart. This isn't MMA, but we can throw down in the bed instead of a mat...then again.

Please don't bite my nipples like they're a Golden Delicious.

please don't roll your eyes when I ask you to put more lube on. It hurts.

Don't touch my face with anything other than your dick.

My boyfriend staring at the porn instead of into my eyes.

Hugging sweaty =yuck

Liking armpits =yuck

Laying on top of me while pounding me and suffocating me=yuck

Fetishes of any kind =yuck

I fucking loathe music during sex especially garbage female pop like shitney or rihanna etc.

when an anal hairpiece comes off unexpectedly ...

OP Where do you find these arm licking fetishists? Gurl, you're cruising some free ass tea rooms.

Man, you people are no fun in bed!

[quote]Hugging sweaty =yuck

People generally sweat when they're fucking someone properly.

The smell of pussy.

Millennials who are into love bites, as so many of them are.

No, no, no, no and no. It's not sexy, it's not clever, even if you have that picture of the huge heart of bites on your Tumblr and want to try and replicate it on someone.

Begging him to top me.

I just hate to be bitten more than anything else. Do. Not. Bite. Me.

File this one under believe it or not: I hooked up with a guy this past year who absolutely hated the feel of cum on his body. The moment he shot his load (on his back, I was the top), he began having a mini-freakout. When I asked him what's the problem, he said he just can't stand having any semen on his body and can't relax until he wipes it off. Nice guy but okay....

Going down on unshaven balls. Really?

Non stop talking during sex. Shut. The . Fuck. Up.

People calling me daddy.

Fuck. Off.

people fingering my anus without preauthorization

Never understood ass slapping during sex. It fucking hurts, and it's just stupid. There's nothing erotic about it.

Don't stick your tongue in my ear. It wilts my dick.

This is the best thread in a really long time. Laughing until it hurts.

Don't wipe your dick on my frilly café curtains!

My boyfriend farts a lot after he bottoms.

When I'm thisclose to cumming and I hear, " Can we change our position?"

Are you fucking kidding me ? ! You're breaking my concentration !

Shut the fuck up and keep fucking me right where you are asshole !

People that are dead silent when they cum. What the fuck?

In gay and straight porn, what is the purpose of spanking the pussy/asshole? It makes me laugh every time I see it. Does anybody do that in real life?

R114

AMEN !! I had one say things along the lines of "I wanna be your dirty little whore, daddy. Tell me I'm a bad girl. Blah blah blah"

foreskin

I hate it when a trick does a Bette Davis impression while fucking. Real turn off !!

I hate it when he is ready to nut and looks at the tv screen instead of you!

I'm laughing while reading some of the responses, because I can relate. Do you guys actually let your partner know not to do the things you're bothered by? If I hate something, I will tell you within a split second. Which brings me to the thing I hate: Not admitting that you hate something.

I dated this guy for over a year when he complained about not liking his nipples being licked, touched, looked at, etc. Don't moan and waste my time for a year, just tell me to leave your nipples alone. Instant turnoff. You're not doing this for England, Victoria - speak up.

When someone opens the sauna door.....

Begging the top to be more active!

I hate that I have to actually physically touch another person. I also hate that I have to pretend to like or care about them.

Knowing that my boyfriend just wants me to stop so he can jerk it.

A lazy top who just sits on the sofa and wants you to ride him. Sheesh.

My nipples played with.

I know many of you are into that, but my god, leave my nipples alone.

It's suprising how many men think twisting my nipples during sex is going to turn me on.

Ouch. Just stop.

Also---bad breath and BO. Not into "man smells." Take a fucking bath.

r193 I hear that bath thing. Love when you are going down and it's like STOP. GET THE DIAL SOAP BITCH

LOL R93.

I am also one of those self-righteous ex-smokers (5 years now) and cannot STAND even the slightest whiff of it now.

If your breath smells like an ashtray, buh-bye bitch!

Yes, the farting thing is pretty much the worst I've encountered. If you know we planned to hook up the day before, please do NOT eat deviled eggs or order the beef and broccoli a few hours before the scheduled time. Some consideration, please.

R125

Then you would not be thrilled watching Lyin' Ted.

This thread is very entertaining

Watching him "warm up" for you while watching porn and wondering why the pounding he gives his palm is nothing like he gives you in the bed.......

The OP hates it when his credit card is declined.

Most of the above... plus hairy moles (can't you trim that shit), skin tags, thread veins, varicose veins (young guys too!), spotty asses, crypto fatties (look athletic or even sometimes skinny in clothes but then ...all hell spills out), actually I get squicked out and turned off very easily. I'm better off with porn, quite honestly.

Weirdest one I encountered was "cold mouth syndrome"... eww was like mouth kissing a corpse. Paradoxically an extremely hot guy.

Looking interested

Every fucking minute.

I hate when you meet your hookup and he starts responding to Grindr messages right in front of you. At least wait till we finish the deed. Also dirty...no filthy houses. Like hoarders and Grindr have some strange connection.

Don't lick my nostrils, or press your thumbs into my throat! (same person!).

When the flaming bottom you're banging tries to recite Jeff Stryker's dialog with his Paul Lynde voice.

When the well hung top wants YOU to do all the work. "Sorry,,,I don't like standing. Can you arch your back?" Jeez.

Bump

Any pet watching. I don't have pets. I don't want my fuck buddies' pets watching and judging.

R210 = Princess Tiny Meat

[quote]Any pet watching. I don't have pets. I don't want my fuck buddies' pets watching and judging.

Or joining in?

When the man spanx come off and Mr. Right Now morphs into the Michelin Man.

Thinking about Robert Sepulveda by mistake.

trying to position the laptop screen on the small of my back so my top boyfriend can be entertained. Yawn.

I don't like my balls to be sucked into someone's mouth. It hurts.

OH God, R162, Amen to that! Or that fucking gay techno shit.

The pube in the back of the throat that WILL NOT come back up no matter how much you try to quietly wretch it out... Only thing you can do is get up and eat some bread and get that fucker swallowed. GAG!

r218 I hear that. Please shave that sac.

My sister and I always used to refer to the 'Ick Factor', when you finally get to that point where you come to a halt, and you know you're going no further. My sexual tastes are pretty vanilla, although I'm attracted to lots of different men. But it's sort of hard to figure out which ones share the same more-or-less vanilla tastes from the ones who are a little more 'advanced'. It's not about being judgmental: we all have our own tastes and scenes. So, over the years, when things are progressing well, and you start getting ready to get naked, and the guy bends over to pull out the buttplug he's been wearing to place it on the nightstand, or has a 'meaningful' tattoo right over his cock, or is wearing a leather thong with a zipper down the front, I know I have to find a polite way to end things before I get in over my head.

R202 , that's a vampire. Stay away from those.

When bottom twinks whine.

When someone asks you to call them Robert Sepulveda as part of role play.

When the guy blowing me keeps looking up at me. It's very awkward and distracting. Dude, close YOUR eyes so then I can close my eyes and we can concentrate on the fucking. Keep your eyes on the road.

I hate this in porn too. "Doll eyes" are so goddamned creepy. It's almost as if the guy is a predator or serial killer. Waiting for you to close your eyes so he can pounce.

When someone has a bm on your bed right after orgasm

R224, completely disagree. A guy looking you straight in the eyes while he's sucking your cock is a HUGE turn on.

When a guy says he wants to fuck me until I bleed.

r224, Fellow Scorpio here, but can't help but disagree here. I'm totally gay, but just don't get off on dicks. The dicks have to belong to a man to whom I feel I desire. One of my straight friends was talking with me about (at that time) his former girlfriend and blowjobs. When I explained to the eye contact was all about making making that connection between the dick being sucked and the man we loved, he actually teared up, realizing that this his former girlfriend actually loved him. The 'Look of Love' indeed,

R228, huh?

R226-R228 I guess different strokes for different folks, literally. I prefer the deep, soulful glance exchanges during foreplay and heavy making out sessions. That's just me.

Once the heat of passion starts, my eyes are usually closed in passionate surrender and release. Are you 2 the types that kiss with your eyes open? Not a knock, some people do. Not me however, if orgasms are a state of mind then I need to get into that state of mind, so I can unleash that inner Scorpio sex monster and fuck you six days and sideways to Sunday.

PS: That's why I don't use dating apps. I NEED that special mojo of magnetic attraction when searching for hook-ups or FB's. I don't/won't screw just ANYBODY. The dance of seduction between two potential, interested parties is my mental foreplay. I love when they kinda play hard to get. Yeah baby, make me work. Make me use my Scorpio magic...but NO head games please. Then you'll find out what that tail is for.

I hate it when they won't accept change as payment. So what if I pay in pennies, it's money right?

Not stopping when I say "Stop!" My Puerto Rican boyfriend replies something meaningless like "I know!" and keeps on trucking.

r230, I appreciate your honesty and point of view. My post (228) comes across as sort of incoherent: sorry about that. In my case, I need to feel that I 'know' the person I'm with. I could do sex with strangers when I was younger, but not now. If I can't feel a personal connection, then I can't do it. Cocks, in and of themselves, just don't do anything for me. I have to know the man the cock belongs to to get excited at sucking it.

Me too fellow Scorpio, me too. R233

PS. I came of teen-young adult age at the dawn of the AIDS scourge, so this as well is ALWAYS in the back of my mind somewhere, factories into my decisions to some degree.

Factoring ^ R234. To keep my B Rh factor + blood free of the HIV and the herp.

Lately, while I'm in the middle of fucking a guy, he'll hand me his phone - sometimes without a word. Now, I get that he wants me to film it. I didn't get it the first time. This has happened with a bunch of different guys. Seems like it's the new version of instagramming the plate the waiter just put on the table.

Now that I think of it, phones are coming out more and more frequently at the point of undressing ("Lemme take a pic!").

This obsession with documenting every second of life is tiresome.

Hearing my top say, "Let me get back to my fuck weight and then we can do it." Huh?

Not being able to post on DL about Donnie for however many minutes it takes until I cum.

R62 menstrual blood is the most sterile type of blood. It's clean as a whistle, so don't be hysterical.

The vagina generally is a very clean space biologically, for all the stigma.

Masc bro who suddenly "drops a bobby pin" (as us masc guys are won't to say)

Sex is dirty . . I always hate this when it happens . I went down on my knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me.

* wont not won't Fucking autocorrect

When your boyfriend is watching the porn flick -- not you.

Gonna be some dry mussies, football widows tonight. I'll fill your your holes for you baby... yeah, after the game. Now where's my buffalo wings?

I don't like cumming so much and I don't like cock suckers who demand my seed.

I can fuck for hours without any need to cum. My schlong isn't easily satisfied and there are some upset cocksuckers who dont get my cream. The lucky whores who earn my jizz are always thankful....but they have to earn it.

[quote]You can check yourself to see if you're ready and if you're not, you get a suppository or an enema if it's really loggy there.

Which is why I have just never been into anal.

Give me a torrid "69" or mutual while deep kissing ANY day!

I hear you R246. I can't really get into oral or anal without some hot deep kissing/making out. Works like a must have boner pill for me.

I like the taste of a guy. His natural scent - flavor. I don't mind cigarette or beer breath. It can be an erotic turn on for me. I like a guy's hot breath when tongue fucking his mouth. But I can't abide halitosis or a rancid mouth. See ya' later. Kiss me, you mad impetuous fool.

Bad breath. I hate encountering anyone with that. Big turn-off.

I've never been into anal either. It always makes me laugh when heteros think that's all we do....buttfuckers...right. Snore.

lack of humor

Someone flailing around like a mega spaz.

I hate when guys think they have to act like they're in a porno, or act all tough in order to top. Some of the phrases are just ridiculous - I just don't need all that "Yeah, suck my big swollen cock" and the other variations. I don't mind 'you like that don't you' - cuz it does engender whether or not I'm liking it.

I've only had real porn like sex in a long term relationship. When you don't know them, it's just weird and stupid.

Last week I abruptly ended a hookup because the guy kept biting me.

I hate when a guy uses some obvious line he's picked up in a porno .

I was with some guy a few years back and was totally into it until the moment of orgasm where he yelled out:

"I'M FIXIN' TO COME!"

Well, he certainly did but all I could think of was that he must have heard that in some rural themed gay fuck film. I don't think I saw him again after that.

A guy I really liked asked me to wear green contacts so I'd look more like Harry Styles. I tried them out but it got old quickly.

[quote]A guy I really liked asked me to wear green contacts so I'd look more like Harry Styles

God, that sounds like Jimmy Stewart in "Vertigo".

Someone arguing with me about barebacking, saying it's safe because they're on Prep. Fuck you, I don't want to be the one to get the next AIDS.

And you just keep on thinking that R257.....you're smart.

Guys who like to probe my navel. It is annoying having a finger digging in that hole.

R247 smell is a huge deal no matter what, and those goes for scents both natural and synthetic.

Taking a woman to bed who is doused in perfume can be a nauseating experience, worse if a floral/oriental or gourmand. It's surely better to just smell clean, showering and changing your sheets before you have company, rather than spraying on arochemical nightmare potion from Happy Land.

It's crazy how a woman will go to bed happily smelling like her niece or her grandmother. If she absolutely must wear a scent, a dab of animalic/musk (something with mature sex appeal already) is the only choice that works. GTFO with wearing Nina or Chloe or Tommy Girl to bed, save that for the office or the mall.

Stinky balls

I got fucked last night by guy with 10 inches. Very exciting to look at, but try as I might, I couldn't take the last inch. I asked him to try different positions and he wouldn't.

When I get close and a guy goes for my nipples or my balls or speeds way up. All 3 are boner killers.

I'm with you, R253. Biting is the only thing that turns me completely off. Bite me and we're done.

Voter surprising and right wing lies

Is "right wing lies" a kinky position? And I like surprises in sex, myself.

When he surprises me in the shower and want to use conditioner as anal lube. WHAT!??

surprise finger bangin on the bus

Men who wants to cuddle and snog after sex. They are just bad at it.

to snog means to fuck

Pretty sure snog means make out.

oh. my dirty minded scottish friend taught me wrong. Sorry!

Snog means make out or French kiss.

What do I hate during sex? Being alone!

Unclean undies are a huge turn off! 😨

Dingleberries!

Unshowered balls.

Constant switching of the positions: never really getting a rhythm going in any particular position before flipping me into another one.

r278 Agreed. My top only can get off if he is standing and plowing me. But he is lazy so it's a series of flips and flops. Just stop and plow.

When my right hand falls asleep and I have to switch to my left hand.

My boyfriend downloads Sean Cody vids and makes me copy whatever they do.

r281 really? My boyfriend downloads and watches them and doesn't come near me. Your lucky!

I dont like partners who cant communicate with words, eyes, or movements, what they like, want, need, don't like, etc.

r283 Agreed. Silence is not golden in the bedroom.

Bossy and/or selfish bottoms.

[quote]Any pet watching. I don't have pets. I don't want my fuck buddies' pets watching and judging.

Speak for yourself!

People who seemed to have learned EVERYTHING from porno and want to try EVERYTHING with you, on you, in you, behind you, etc. without even asking you if it's a turn-on.

The silent orgasm guy. Am I a mind reader? Say something!

So true. Silent guys suck.

earrings

Caftans!

Spit. Scat. Biting. Pain.

1. Non-kissers or bad kissers.

2. Frottage. Sorry but grinding your dick on my stomach or my thighs just doesn’t get me off no matter how much you moan.

3. Poppers. I fucking hate that smell and worry about spills on my bed.

Also selfish tops who cum in 2 minutes and start to get dressed.

Loud, awful FARTS. (His! I NEVER fart!)

I hate when men spit at me. They pick it up from porn, I guess, but it's NEVER a turn on.

Bad kissers who are complete dick wilter. It completely turns me off if they can't kiss.

I'm beginning to think that the ability to kiss is genetic and can't be learned.

BUTT GREASE

Do not spank me. It is NOT a turn on

Stay away from my feet.

My belly button or ears licked why do guys do this?

Because some of us love having our ears licked, r301.

Too lazy to go through the 300 replies but over dramatic moaning is a big turn off..

Tops who think they don't have to suck my cock, or pay attention to the other non-asshole parts of my body.

Being touched.

Lots of fussy queens here.

Being ignored in a threesome. Why have one then?

Being ignored in a onesome.

Tongue in ear. Stop it.

When he lets his pet dog watch.

When he lets his pet dog participate.

Black oily discharge from the anus. It ruins sheets, the smell and oil mark never wash out. Ever.

I hate when my blow up doll/gf finally pops due to overuse. Dat sucks balls.

R312, that's what you get when you fuck the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Ass cheese. Hate it when you're about to fuck but discover layers of ass cheese. Yikes.

Ass cheese!? How can a person possibly let THAT build up and not be disgusted with themselves!? (Unless you're someone featured on 'My 600-lb. Life' or something . . .) Gah --- practically horking up my breakfast, here.

Having to be considerate.

What's "considerate"?

^ "Considerate it done!' (Wipes dick on frilly café curtains, gets dressed, and leaves.)

Being called “babe”. HATE IT!

Santorum. Stains on nice towels & sheets.

For FSM’s sake, buy some cheap towels to fuck on, r321.

The crying.

Anyone who says "does that feel good?" during sex. I HATE that. Also a bad kisser. And biters. It does not feel pleasurable to get bitten.

Fingering a hole and running into a cold obstruction where nothing should be evident.

Finding out he's a datalounger.

I don’t like it when he jerks me, but rather than the fingers running over the skin, it’s his fingers gripping so tightly they move the skin over the organ. *shudders*It feels awful to me but so many people seem to like this. They’re even doing this in that gif above. I like a light touch.

I always shudder

When he's rough on my udder.

When my shlong is roughed up

It rarely gets fluffed up.

Udder-wise,

It's a pretty good size.

Waiting for the pills to kick in.

All the mess.

Douche you fucking fiber queens.

Somebody sweating on me

Abusive sex talk. Where's the fun in that

"Finding out he's a datalounger."

You're obviously a datalounger. I guess that makes you pretty unfuckable.

Wet, sloppy kissers and ugly feet.

Sloppy kissers are the worst. I once fucked a guy who I thought was going to swallow my entire face. It was disgusting. Make my dick wet, not my face.

Am I the only one who gets nothing from being rimmed? There was one guy who ate me out once and he knew what he was doing and I actually felt something for the first time. Everyone else must not know what they're doing or maybe my hole just isn't very sensitive or something. I wish I could get pleasure from it, but it never does much for me. I LOVE to eat ass, though. If it's clean.

I REALLY hate when someone says "it's all about you, baby. I wanna make you feel good." and the moment I say "don't stop, that feels great", they stop. What's that about? I thought you wanted me to feel good, asshole. Keep going. I'd do the same for you.

Passive aggression

Guys that lack any sensuality. My body is really sensitive (nipples, dick, balls). I get off much more with a light touch and kiss than someone going aggro. I don't know that you can teach someone to be a good kisser or sensual.

Yeah, some,guys are like chain gang workers.

[quote] . I don't know that you can teach someone to be a good kisser or sensual.

No you cannot.

Hate when a guy eats your ass then kisses you. Yuck. Oh and Trump.

I make zero sounds and don't talk while having sex. The majority of stuff that people say during sex is silly and kills the mood for me.

I've been told by guys that it bothers them that I don't make any noises and don't talk during sex. And no, before the armchair psychologists start, it's not shame, and I'm not embarrassed to make noises. I'm not self-conscious about it and don't feel silly. I simply never really got into the habit of vocalizing during sex and so don't. Now, it would be no easier for me to start making noises as it would be for most people to stop making them.

Taking out his dentures just as we are about to kiss. Ugh.

Ewww, R364!

"The majority of stuff that people say during sex is silly..."

Commentary on the cum on Terry.

Not being alone.

Encountering a wart on an uncut penis...there's always more where the first one came from....

Hand cramps

I agree with the people who stop once doing something when you start saying that it feels good. I went out with an, otherwise, great guy and had to break it off because of this. We just weren't sexually compatible at all. And yes, like the previous poster, he'd always start out our sex sessions by saying "I want to make you feel good" and "it's all about you." Really? If you want to make me feel good and it's, apparently, all about me, why are you stopping when I tell you something feels good? Maybe I wouldn't have been as angry if he hadn't started all of our sex out that way. I mean, why would someone do that?

If I was blowing someone or eating someone's ass and they said to keep doing what I was doing, I'd fucking keep doing it. I'll never understand some people.

If he was otherwise so terrific, why didn't you ask him why he behaved that way?

Hate when a guy tries to show you he’s all alpha by viciously fucking your mouth to the point of choking you on it

Yes, after 20 minutes of that, I absolutely put my,foot down and ask him to remove his appendage. I'm no wimp.

Hatefucking is hot. Like a mexican servant slave getting revenge on her masters.

Adios, Skeevy.

I used to hate going down on a guy because after a very few minutes I'd get awful pains in my jaws. I thought I was doing something very wrong and did everything I could to improve my…skills…but to no avail. I was eventually diagnosed with TMJ syndrome. Now I don't do BJs any more and my jaws feel fine.

Yay!

I don't like having a guy stick his finger up my butt when we're rollin' around naked and makin' out.

I have to agree with R63. I hate it when I'm part way into it and think that.

When they decide to stick their hand right up your ass like their puppet. Also qhen they give uou anal or genital warts. Yuck.

Lot of talk that anal warts are making a big comeback in Los Angesles, particularly Silverlake and East Hollywood. Very easy to spread.

"Taking out his dentures just as we are about to kiss. Ugh."

Why the hell would anybody remove their dentures as they're about to kiss somebody? That just doesn't make any sense. Now removing them before a blowjob I can kind of understand, seeing as how a toothless mouth might make a blowjob more pleasurable.

Dear God - gay men are spoiled with sex. Just when I think there can’t be anything else someone could complain about, this thread keeps getting replies. Is it the abundance of random partners - so there is poor communication and more chances of the partner doing something they done like? Is it the ability to pick the specific experience. Is online porn? Pickiness? Innate bitchiness of gay men? The unfulfilling nature of abundant, random sex with strangers?

The absurd amount of sexual turnoffs displayed here is fascinating and deserving of its own analysis.

R343 I'm the same way. Most people never shut the fuck up anyway, why do they have to talk during sex too? I think of it as basically a physical form of non verbal communication anyway. Or why people have to grunt when they come, did they do this as kids when they jacked off so the whole house could hear them?

[quote]And no, before the armchair psychologists start, it's not shame, and I'm not embarrassed to make noises.

Sounds like it's not intimate for you. Like you're just fucking and not connecting with the other guy.

R258 you forgot this in the article "only two documented cases of PrEP failure so far underlines the strong likelihood that such cases will remain very rare." Stop making specious and inflammatory claims. Tens of thousands or even hundreds of doses and just two so far. You are the ones that continue to fuel new infections. I really hate you.

Not having correct change.

I vote for innate bitchiness, R362.

Shit on my dick. Seriously, I am test of whether you have prepped adequately. Happened more times than I care to count.

The "difficult brown." Hate it!

Then fuck fish, R368.

I hate it when somebody asks, as they're doing something to you, "Does that feel good?" What do they want me to say, something like "oooh Daddy, yesyesyes, it feels so GOOOOOD?" Fuck that!