My Partner Came Home Smelling Like Pussy

Lol!

Girl, you probably gagged when you got a whiff of the good ol puss puss.

Smelled like what?

Next time ask to smell his dick

My husband knew a guy whose wife was very jealous. She would force him into the tub when he came home and watch if his balls floated at all. Is so, evidence he'd been cheating.

1/10 OP

8/10 R5 - pictures will earn your scenario a 10/10

Vivian Vance.

I too am interested in floating balls.

Wait, what?

I wish it were an EST, r6. Alas, it is true, though I never did figure out how the husband's balls would float if he were sitting in a tub.

After I graduated high school, I had a summer job at a coffee shop that was owned by a husband and wife. The wife was paranoid, always calling around checking up on her husband. Those two were odd, but other than feeling sorry for their neglected young kids I didn't think much about it.

Fast forward fifteen years, and I'm working with a woman who grew up with the couples' sons. She, loudmouth that she is, starts talking about her friends' crazy parents and we figure out that out I know them. It turns out that my old boss, the husband, was quite the cad. My young co-worker and her friend (the guy's son) walked in on him having sex with his employee - a very pregnant crack addict - in the "supply shack". It had a dirty mattress in it.

It was a small hick town.

Because presumably they were temporarily empty r10.

Yeah, but if you are sitting in a tub, your balls aren't going to float above your dick. And if they aren't empty, I assume they wouldn't sink.

... and I always thought "Who would sleep with my boss?? He looks exactly like David Koresh and dresses like Jerry Seinfeld in dirty old sneakers and dad jeans. She's got nada to worry about." But what do I know.

Right, nobody said it made sense r13.

Maybe he's moonlighting as a fishmonger?

OP, you watch too much Maury. Or, as most of his guests call him, Murray.

R14 Koresh was hot

I kept so many balls drained, the whole town often floated.

I'm sure he came home smelling like good old fishy man sex. He screwed a mussy filled with decaying sperm. Clean uninfected vag doesn't smell like 🐟.

How do you know what pussy smells like, OP?

R21 You beat me to it...I was about to ask him if he's sure he knows what pussy smells like. DH probably was at a fish fry.