Ever Seen a Celebrity Nude - In Person? Describe Who and What You Saw

Colin Farrell sex tape

R1 - Very nice, but I'm talking about celebrities you've seen naked in person. Maybe in a gym locker room, maybe in your bedroom...

I saw Tiger Woods at a nude beach. Beautiful like you would expect. We wandered off and had amazing sex - I would have never guessed him to be a bottom but he took it so easily. He cried out when he came and we did it again. I fell in love with the guy but never returned my calls.

R3 Uh-huh.

This doesn't really count as seeing a celebrity completely nude, but I once peed next to Forest Whitaker at a urinal at LAX. Of course, I looked to see what he was packing. Very disappointing. Thimble-like.

OP - you are very demanding. Are you a Virgo? Is your apartment very neat with plastic covers on the furniture and little doilies under the candy dish? What kind of candy - soft or wrapped? I think you sound like a guy who would like wrapped candy. I hope your thread is extremely successful - you seem very invested.

R7 Waaay back in the day, I went to the same gym as soap actor A. Martinez and used to see him naked in the locker room and shower all the time. He wasn't very tall - about 5'8. He had an incredible body - muscled, but not bulky and without an ounce of fat on him. Amazing set of six-pack abs. His dick was about average length, but girthy and uncut.

I used to love watching him soap up in the shower.

Very early in the run of Oz, I saw Christopher Meloni in the locker room of Crunch on Lafayette Street, standing buck-naked in front of the mirror blow-drying his hair. He had very little hair but was taking his time and clearly wanted to show off.

His ass was spectacular up close.

I saw Scott Bakula nude many times when he was in college. He behaved like a good straight guy in theater dressing rooms and looked pretty good in his tighty whiteys.

I saw Rob Lowe nude on several occasions at a gym in Brentwood. This was many years ago. That beautiful delicate baby-face on a perfectly masculine body... Stunning.

I've seen Susan Sarandon and Vanna White topless. But not together at the same time.

R8 OMG, I went to college with Christopher Meloni in the 1980s and I used to see him in the locker room at the rec center all the time. He had much more hair back then and an absolutely beautiful body. I agree - his ass was perfection! He was never shy about parading his naked body around. With a body like that, why would he be?

R10 Did you ever see Rob's cock and/or naked ass?

R9 What did Bakula's dick look like? I always imagined him as having a big one.

R13 needs to look up the definition of "nude".

Was Hank bald then OP, or still wearing that horrible toupee?

Also saw Meloni naked several times at Crunch on 84th. His attractiveness was lessened by the fact that he was obnoxiously on his cellphone 90% of the time, both in the gym proper and in the locker room.

Meloni isn't shy about showing off in locker rooms because he is looking for hookups

R18 I'd gladly hook up with him.

R16 Hank Azaria had hair, but I couldn't tell if it was a toupee. It didn't look unusual to me, so I'd guess it was his real hair.

This will really date me, but I used to go to the same gym as Rex Smith. Remember him? He had a hit song in the 1980s called "You Take my Breath Away" and also had some middling success in films and TV. Anyway, in the locker room, when he got undressed, he would always take his towel and put it over his crotch, but he didn't seem to have a problem exposing his ass, which was really nice and round.

In the showers, which were all open back then, he'd always go to the shower head at the end of the room and face the wall. He NEVER turned around, so I never got to see his dick. I figured he was worried that somebody might take a picture of his dick, so he was very careful to keep it concealed. Either that, or it was a tiny penis that he was insecure about.

Nonetheless, I was always happy to see his great body and bubble butt.

I think with Meloni, we really have to start asking who HASN'T seen him nude.

Rex Smith is reportedly hung like a horse, so Im sure thats not it r21

R23 Damn! Why didn't he just proudly show that thing off, then?

R7, A Martinez showed most of that body in the Speedo he wore in "She Devil".

I love that movie R25.

R25 And I was lucky enough to see it in person. **sigh**

R25 Martinez in that Speedo.

Rex Smith was also the lead in Street Hawk, a sort of Knight Rider clone but with a motorcycle. I loved it as a kid. I was 13 and Rex was one of my fantasy men. After visiting IMDb I'm a bit astonished they only made 13 episodes of the show, wow. I remember it running much longer.

R29 Ah, Rex - what I would've given to see that cock.

R3:

I saw Dave Kopay nude on Black's back in the early '80s. He used to hang out there for a while.

R32 I've seen nude pics of him. He has a nice thick cock, huh?

NOW I remember who Rex Smith is. I about melted over him in an episode of Cagney & Lacey. Can't remember what it was even about, though.

Keanu Reeves in the Golds Hollywood locker room a few months after Speed was released. He had mostly lost the toned, worked-out body he had achieved for the movie. Average, a little doughy, medium-sized dick. You wouldn't give him a second look unless you knew who he was.

The locker room was a little more populated than usual. Suspiciously. I think word had gotten out and guys were there who didn't really need to be. It was pretty funny. Even funnier was noticing how guys would be pretending NOT to look. Side glances, etc. And Keanu had no issue standing naked, even toweling his head at one point as he was completely naked giving everybody the view they were hoping for. He truly seemed to be oblivious to it all.

But again, nothing special. Sorry to disappoint.

R35 Not surprised to hear that description of Keanu. I've never thought he was all that hot, and a while back, there were some nudes of him that got online. I think he was at a nude beach or something, and yes, his body seemed a little "doughy." Nothing to write home about.

In a thread here earlier this year about JFK, Jr., one poster stated he was often at the same gym in NYC that the poster went to, and that JFK, Jr. seemed to enjoy being nude in the locker room and let anyone see everything. I wish the poster would come to this thread and provide more details, with drawings.

R23, he was very well endowed. He was somewhat of a fixture on Black's in the mid 80's, right at the height of the AIDS crisis when pal Jerry Smith succumbed.

No dong report, r10?

[quote]Ah, Rex - what I would've given to see that cock.

Who hasn't seen that thing?

R38 What is "Black's?"

R39, there's a sex tape out there with Lowe sporting a boner. Granted, the quality is VHS level bad but still you can see it's probably a six incher when hard.

Thank you, R42. I am quite certain someone who's interested in hearing about the size of Rob's cock has never seen, or even heard of, the "VHS level bad" tape to which you refer. Quite certain.

R43, I apologize for existing.

As well you might, R44.

R44 Don't feed the trolls. Some bitchy queens who are miserable with their own lives get satisfaction from spreading their misery around. Back to the good stories now...

R38

Black's = Black's Beach, the infamous nude beach near San Diego

R47 Are you saying Rex was gay and frolicked with gay boys?

My sister was a regional theatre actress and in a touring production of 'Oklahoma' with Dirk Benedict, post-Battlestar Galactica fame. He could really sing!

I went backstage to say hi to her, and she asked if I wanted to meet Dirk (Duh!)

She knocked and opened his dressing room door and he was stark naked with a towel! Huge hanging cock! The memory is burned into my mind. I was about 20 at the time. He smiled politely, then covered up with the towel.

Another Meloni spotter here. At the Crunch on Lafayette in the early aughts. The guy really despised clothes.

I saw Mandy Patinkin naked at the Gold's Gym in Hollywood in the late 90s. Not a pretty sight.

Saw Gerard Butlers dick at the urinals at The Chateau Marmont just last weekend. It's those big ol ceramic ones so there's no hiding. Just saw the tip though so couldn't tell if he was hung or not - but the head looked nice.

My best friend was at some sports event in Chicago in the late 80s. His family is crazy rich and connected so he always got to go be in the locker rooms after and at this particular event he walked into the locker room and saw Mr T standing there completely naked. He was only 8 at the time, but he said his dick was huge.

Lastly, saw Dave Matthews naked at the old Peninsula Hotel Spa, before they renovated it all Asian-Zen like. I actually got a bit of a vibe from him. Had his legs spread wide with his dick hanging out and wasn't shy about making eye contact and smiling. His dick was a nice size but nothing crazy.

R49 I always thought Dirk Benedict was so cute. He had quite the bulge.

So, porn actors don't count in this thread, right?

Too bad

How about seeing actors nude on stage?

R52 Sure, why not? In the 1990s, I went to a gym in San Francisco that had a predominantly gay clientele. The owner of this gym also had a reciprocity agreement with the owner of a local gay "go-go boy" club that regularly featured "dancing" appearances by popular gay porn stars. The porn stars could use the gym free of charge while they were in town performing at the club.

The late Joey Stefano used to come to town frequently - had a beautiful body, but was none too bright. The late Joey Romero used to work out there, too. He was a rude asshole, full of attitude, and frankly, not all that hot in person. Blue Blake worked out there, too. Such a nice, friendly guy - big, fat uncut dick.

Then there was Tom Chase, back before he had evolved into the "bear-ish" porn star he's become today. He showered next to me one day and got a big ol' boner. I definitely enjoyed the view, but was way too scared and shy to do anything about it.

R53 Yes! I saw Daniel Sunjata on Broadway in the play "Take Me Out." He was completely nude in several of the play's scenes. He was much beefier back then; he's gotten much leaner over the years. And his dick was small to average. But kudos to him for putting it all out there on stage! It made him a star!

Not really a celebrity but I saw CBS's Jeff Glor nude in a gym shower in Montreal a few years ago. He had a good body with an average sized cut dick and trimmed pubes.

We saw Sam Elliot nude in the showers at Golds Gym Venice in the 1990s It was a sight that we will never forget!

R57 Details, please!

R56 Jeff Gloor's cute!

a perfect beautifully shaped and thick 7 inches soft with massive low hangers. Cut.

That story about Keanu is bullshit because a few months after Speed was released, keanu was skin and bones. He isn't into body building though, that is nothing new, you didn't even notice if he was cut or uncut.

R60 Yes! I've lusted after Sam Elliot since his "Lifeguard" days!

I saw several wrestlers when I worked at the sportatorium in the early 80s,including Hulk Hogan (average ) Mike Graham (nice fat one,big bush,super nice guy,had a huge crush on him) Ric Flair ( nice dick,bigger douche youd never want to meet ) Brian Blair (BIG dick,super good looking) dusty Rhodes ( hung like a gerbil, super nice guy ) Kerry Von Erich ( Big dick,VERY sexy in person,super dumb ) . No,I never slept with any of them, no,I never saw them sleeping with each other,but there was a lot of grab ass and nudity.

NPH and Josh Radnor in "Paris letters in LA. Radnor brief penis shot ( surprisingly tiny and very bushy bush). NPH nicely trimmed, but thick pubes, cut penis ( avg to above avg) and a very nice ass, was on stage naked for about five minutes.

R63 Kerry Von Erich was hot. Even better to know he's hung. Do you know if any of the guys were gay?

Helen Keller, r22.

R55, average for soft is 3.6". Look again.

Sunjata's cock looks quite girthy. Might be a heavy grower.

Hank Azaria, Christopher Meloni, Scott Bakula, A Martinez, Sam Elliot...

I am jealous much!

Logan Lerman sat on my face but it was dark.

Jonny Lee Miller at a party in Marina del Rey, of all places.

It was a pretty drunk/drugged group and people started swimming naked. JLM never bothered to put his clothes back on, just walked around nude the rest of the night. In retrospect, I'm not that shocked that he's uninhibited, given his ex-wife.

At the time, however, it was odd to see someone semi-well known walk around chatting with people without anything on. Before anyone asks, nice body, not muscular but nice just the same. He wasn't hard, of course, but looked average length but thick.

Though he didn't exactly flirt with anyone, he seemed to enjoy the attention he was getting from both sexes. Again, not shocking considered to whom he was once married.

I've seen a ton of celebrities nude as a large number of them workout at my gym chain. I have the unfortunate luck of constantly seeing Andy Cohen naked in the steam...

Tell us more, r72.

I've posted about it before in one of the other threads. He's is (or was) a steam regular... but was only interesting in steaming in the same room with you if you were his type.

*interested

R74 this is the kind of gossip we come here for . We need names and details please .

R76, the person I was referring to in R74 is Andy Cohen.

R65 ,if any were I never knew it. And I was a young,pretty boy if I do say so myself, and Id like to think at least one of them would have hit on me. There was a LOT of drugs, mostly coke,and a ton of women . There'd literally be a line of them waiting at the back door . The first time I saw Kerry naked I had to take a stack of towels into the dressing area and I immediately thought " Where did he hide that thing?!? " There were several like that, I always wondered if there was some trick they used.

R78 You had a great job! I'd have probably stared at Kerry's big cock. How hard was it for you to act nonchalant about it? Did they know you were gay?

R71 Jonny Lee Miller is sexy as hell. Too bad you didn't get a picture of him!

R72 Does Andy have a big dick? He looks like he has a nice body. Sounds like you're saying he's a douche, though.

R79...They were very much aware I was as gay as a goose! No one seemed the least bit bothered by it,but I also didnt run around shrieking and flaming at the sight of a naked man . Id like to think I was "cool" . There was one amateur wrestler that made me lose it a little bit ,his nickname was "Tripod" if that gives you a hint as to why ! I think his ring name was "tarheel" , I swear it looked like a radiator hose on a soft ! How he made it disappear in those tights I'll NEVER know . In my short time there (about 4 months) I partied so hard and did so much coke Im surprised Im not dead.

I will say it was the hottest,smelliest place I ever worked at,beefy men notwithstanding ! At the end of the night Id be dripping in sweat,and not the good kind . Thats why I quit actually,I was far too vain to be looking like a hot mess all the time !

R82 I love your stories. Glad you got out of there, though, before the coke took you away. God, if you find any more information on or pictures of this guy named Tarheel, please share 'em.! Tripod, huh?

R74, I was actually inquiring about the guys who aren't Andy Cohen.

This was back in the 90s. At Bally's Hollywood. A friend in the locker room motioned me over as I was heading to the showers (with oh-so-convenient gay-designed shower stall-across-from shower stall open floor plan). He said "I don't normally point things like this out, but go over that way and look to the right shower stall at the end." I did. There was porn star Maxxx DeLong, with his enormous, swollen, freaky, elephantine cock that never gets fully hard, just standing there, head tilted back, letting the water run down his body. It was quite a subtle/overt scene; guys were tripping over themselves to get a look. It was quite a sight. He was younger and quite good looking back then and he knew exactly what he was doing.

I also used to see him at Rage from time to time, not dancing but sitting up against a podium, wearing tight pants with that huge bulge for days.

R85 Good lord, what a sight that must have been.

I regularly masturbate with my cousin, who played Tommen on Game of Thrones.

Only every day in the mirror.

I've seen Will Arnett's and Scott (Party Of Five) Wolf's naked asses at Equinox gyms in NYC. Both were white, hairless and meaty. Neither did a thing for me but I'm not an ass man.

I've seen Jake Shears from Scissor Sisters nude, also at Equinox. You can probably find nude pix of him online because he's not shy. Short, a bit too hairy for my taste but big cock. I think he was looking to get off in the steam room but that I'm not his type.

[quote]Maxxx DeLong

How artfully subtle.

Now Scott Wolf is one guy I'd like to see naked.

I showered many times with Marc Almond back in the day at the Central YMCA in London. HUGE cock. HUGE and liked to stroke in the shower.

R92 - is this Marc Almond? Looks like Alaska Thunderfuck and Marilyn Manson had a baby.

R93: Ratty $7 Korean Wig Alert!

Also Mark Almond and John Barrowman at the gym. I wasn't best pleased seeing either in the altogether.

R63

Went to Google Mike Graham and turns out he killed himself four years ago. He was cute when he was young and he aged pretty well for a wrestler.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned John Travolta . I would pay to see Keanu . I am SO disappointed with Hank Azaria , I think he's hot.

Mid 2000's at Gold's Gym Hollywood i saw Anderson Cooper, and like R35 wrote, everyone was pretending not to look put everyone was looking. As Anderson undressed, he wrapped a towel around his waist shimmied out of his workout clothes then shimmied into a speedo to take a shower. boy the level of disappointment in that locker room was palatable. But i don't blame him the Iphone had made a big splash and anyone could have taken a surreptitious photo of him.

Anyway, great body but Cooper was surprisingly shorter in height than i expected and had a pretty tight small physique.

R81 Andy does not have a great body. His clothes hide it well and make it look like he's fit but he's got a paunch and isn't really tone. He doesn't have a huge dick, not small, but enormously hung. It looked thick though. He can be pretty gross the way he'd flash it at me.

R89 you must go to one of my locations, ha.

Damn I hate the internet sometimes ! I had no idea he had died,R96 ! He was the hottest teddy bear I ever saw, I had a major crush on him then. He was also a very nice guy ,he always interacted with his fans . I remember once he was arched over backwards trying to crack his back,totally nude,and I about died of lust ! I think he is the reason I like thick thighs on a man .

Late 90's at an under the radar gym in Hollywood I would see Jerry O'Connell post-Scream fame. He's tall and more handsome in person than on screen/tv, he would engage in small talk with other members. In the locker room, if i recall, beautiful skin, had a nice dick and great ass.

At same gym around the same time, Eric Roberts. He was a convivial guy while working out and in the locker room. He smallish dick, but who knows, maybe a grow-er not a show-er. but the surprising thing was he was a talker, engaging in conversation while nude. taking his time to get dress and made sure everyone saw naked. And i have to admit i enjoyed the show tremendously.

After R93 I'm forced to post something great from Marc Almond.

Does Marc Almond write musicals, R103? He should. That's a really good song. And stagey, in a good way.

Drew Bledsoe former QB from the New England Patriots in a gym shower. Tall, built, ripper and a big cock. I had to wait for him to leave because I was hard as a rock. I was so horny after I saw him that I was very naughty.

"He doesn't have a huge dick, not small, but enormously hung. It looked thick though."

Not huge, not small, enormously hung, thick. You're not making sense.

That Blasberg guy. His writing talent matches the rest of him.

Obviously Miss Cooper is a tinymeat or she would not have to hide it.

Looks the same as Sunjata

R105, God, what I'd give to see Drew Bledose naked. And he has a big cock! Yes!

R106 I think he means, "Not huge, not small, but not enormously hung..."

Thanks for posting that r103 - I have heard lots of Marc Almond but never that song. poignant.

r111 that's a Charles Aznavour song

Ha! R89 - When I saw this thread I immediately thought of you because years ago you came here and wrote a delightful post about how you saw Scott Wolf in the locker room and sort of gasped as he put on his pants WITHOUT his underwear.

I also remember another guy here who wrote about how he went to high school with Peter Krause and said Peter was well-hung.

Anyway, my most recent sighting was over a year ago when I was unemployed, I worked out midday at the NYHRC on 23rd and Anthony Weiner was there several times. The face is worse close-up but he is rather strong-looking in person. I saw no cock, but as he changed clothes he always hummed. Yes hummed. As if he wanted you to notice him....because who the hell hums in a men's locker room?

[quote]"He doesn't have a huge dick, not small, but enormously hung. It looked thick though."

Yeah, meant to say, he doesn't have a humongous dick, it's not small, but it's not huge either. It is thick.

We saw Anthony's weiner online. tinymeat.

John Stewart commented that AW was big.

John must come from tinymeatland himself to make such an observatia!

Not really sure if this counts, but I saw William Shatner's cock at a urinal at the Orange County airport back in the late 1990s. Tiny.

Tina Louise at Equinox in 2009. The gash on that woman is impressive. It's like a Jack o'lantern smiling at ya! Shaved box, too.

I pissed next to Mathew Modine once. It was thick and juicy but soft. Big head.

I can't speak to how it would look engorged.

Janet Reno in the Justice Dept loo - hung like a glazed donut!

R120 I'm not surprised Modine has thick dick. He has BDF (Big Dick Face).

I once knew a Modine Gunch ....

r89, this is too hairy for you? Are you into infants?

Bea Arthur. Shudder. My sphincter snapepd shut.

No, but I've smelled Cheryl from two floors up.

Not really a celebrity, but I used to have a major crush on a male model back in the 1990s/2000s who I encountered in a changing room in a sports centre in Brighton. Basically used to think that this guy must have a massive cock, or massive balls because the underwear he was touting in catalogues and magazines seemed packed to bursting point...oh, honey, but no.

Did used to see James McAvoy naked, mind you, back when he was studying at RSAMD. *Nice* little arse he had. Likewise David Paisley. He went from uber-twink to a bit of a woof in recent years.

A decade or so ago, I was on a firefighters' team. Chris Cristie was on opponent's baseball team but we used same locker room. I observed Christie changing.

I'll spare the details. .

We are forever in your debt r128

Hung like a thoroughbred, r128?

R130 Uh, no. But wasn't watching with curiosity either.

More. More!

Antony Hamilton getting fucked in the steam room of the old Athletic Club. Fabio in the locker room of Gold's Hollywood.

Antony Hamilton was a well-known slut, but damn, he was beautiful. Did you see Fabio's cock?

Fabio's cock was as forgettable as the rest of him, R134..

R105 - I always thought Bledsoe was more handsome than Brady. Thankfully, I now know he is hung as well.

R135 So Fabio's all meat and no potatoes, huh?

I saw our own Mrs Patrick Campbell (AKA "Erna" and "Michael") writhing on an orange shag run in some 70s porn video. He was pretty hairy. And although his junk was smeared with homeless vagrant excrement, it seemed pretty sidemeat to me.

R133 I have a feeling we might know each other.

We used to lunch in the same Sunset Blvd. WeHo restaurant at the same time as Fabio 15 or 20 years ago.

She always dined alone and was most aloof.

We did not find her attractive at all.

Rupert Everett circa 2000 a few times in sex clubs. Slim pasty English of course and looked like he did some sort of minimum workout to have the semblance of pecs and a "hot body" but he would have been better off just being slim and natural and getting some sleep. Each time he looked strung out and drawn in the face. I never found him handsome but I think he's an interesting character and he writes funny dishy books. No dong report he was wearing a towel and I didnt follow him around to try to see the full monty.

17 years ago, while Sam Neill was in San Francisco filming the movie "Bicentennial Man," he would frequently work out at my gym, The Bay Club. I used to see him out on the gym floor, but never saw him go into the locker room. Then one day, after I was finished working out and was in the locker room getting ready to shower, he walked in. He was really sweaty, like he had just done a big cardio workout, and I said to myself, "Oh, please, oh, please get undressed to take a shower!"

Sure enough, he went to his locker and took off his clothes. He had a good body for a man his age (he was in his early 50s then), and as I recall, a pretty tight ass. His cock was long, but not thick (I'd say maybe 4-5" soft), uncut with lots of foreskin, and a nice set of low hanging balls. Very furry bush, too.

He headed off to the showers and I followed him. Unfortunately, the Bay Club showers are all private stalls, so I couldn't enjoy watching him soap up.

I am jealous of those that saw Chris Meloni. I find him so sexy.

I wonder whether he would have let you suck him off, R143. Maybe with the entire locker room watching, which would then turn into porn. You never know.

sign me up r144

R143 He sexy today, but he was even sexier back when he was about 22. That. Ass.

I saw Jane Fonda's exposed boobs at an anti-war rally in the late 60s'. Doesn't match the intent of this thread, but it is something I still recall vividly.

Jeremy Piven - good sized, thick, cut cock, proportionate to the rest of his endomorph body type, shaved/waxed most of his body hair (this was during Entourage), not shy about showing it, makes eye contact as you look, no gay vibe at all, other than the ease of being naked.

R148 I hear Piven is a total doosh bag, but I like the fact that he doesn't mind having people look at him naked.

[quote]doosh bag

Oh, fucking dear.

r141 What do you mean I looked "drawn in the face"?

R150 Um, yeah, I do know how to spell "douche." But in reference to individuals, the "doosh" colloquialism is commonly used. Don't you have some Little Debbies to eat now?

I rather like that misspelling of douche. It's very Bowery Boys.

Does it count that I once saw John James' penis when he was peeing at a urinal in a hotel restroom? I remember it being quite long and cut.

For R152

R155 So you haven't had your fill of Little Debbies yet, DOOSH? :-)

Kevin Kline in a gym in Santa Barbara about 15 years ago. He was in good shape, hairy. His ass was a little flat and he had an average-sized dick.

Why do major celebs use gyms rather then use equipment of their own or in their buildings?

Maybe celebs like to see people like us naked?

I saw Don Lemon of CNN changing out in a hotel gym locker room in Chicago. I just saw his crotch through his undies. and unless he is a massive "grower", not very impressive, especially for a black guy.

R154, of course it counts! Dead god can't remember how many times I must've wanked fantasizing about him. I started watching Dynasty when I was 13 and he was the hottest thing.

[quote]doosh bag

I love this as well.

And I, r161, love "Dead god"

R162, lol, yes I should proofread before posting. It does sound quite dynamic, though.

So many modern and ballet dancers back in the 80s when I was taking classes (sometimes no showers, but in changing rooms).

But my fave was Paul Taylor dancer Christopher Gillis, one of the most beautiful, sweet and talented guys ever.

Oh, you've just reminded me, R164, that I saw semi-nude Rudolf Nureyev in a changing room on Greenwich Avenue sometime during the '70s. He waved his wang at me. I guess he wanted me to suck it. I was too shy.

And sadly, both died of AIDS.

The "doosh" trolls are too defensive and not funny or witty.

I saw Donald Trump naked once and then I died.

Do you think that doosh would work for me?

R158 A lot of times, celebrities are away from home filming movies, doing concerts, etc., so they go to gyms in the cities they're working in at the time. It's not all that unusual, actually.

I went to the rehearsals for the Grammys one year and just as I was walking to one of the backstage restrooms, Carson Daly was right in front of me! There were no dividers! I felt so lucky and nervous! He stood next to me to my left and I got a good look at his average head only. The rest of it was behind his hand and it looked average size.

The ONLY celebrity I've ever seen naked is.....Jerry Stiller, in 1981.....as you imagine.

Doosh is so delightfully chav which is the British version of (White) trash. It's like I want to punch the word and the guy who spells it doosh.

R172 My condolences.

R172 And after that, how long did it take you to master Braille?

Billy Idol used the urinal next me at the Fairmont Hotel in San Francusco in the mid-90s. I didn't see his cock though...so no, I haven't seen a celebrity naked in person.

R176 close but no cigar, alors

Rupert Everett at my gym. He is hung like a HORSE. I was stunned. Nice body, seems to work out regularly these days. And he is very proud of it, let me tell you. That face though. Tragic. He went into the steam room and had sex with some gym rat in there.

Jerry Stilller. NOT a pretty sight.

As a teen I was janitor at the old BMC (Business Man's Club!) at the Westside YMCA-where I lived- in 1981. It was the high-end facility within the Y, and you had to be sponsored by a member and all that to get in. It had a nicer locker room, a massage therapist on duty (a gay middle-aged black man named Lorenzo T. Mucker), private steam, sauna, weight room, nap room (!) and a huge lounge with it's own tvs and kitchen! It was an actual gym facility, but lots of old duffers came on the weekends to play cards, watch tv, take a steam, and escape their wives it seems.

Jerry always came in during the last 90 minutes we were open, took a steam and stood on his head naked for half an hour (claiming it was good for your circulation)! He engaged me in conversation, told me jokes, and seemed like my own nutty dad. Most of the members called me "boy", or "son". It paid well, and everyone was very nice to me. Black supermodel Renaud White was also a member, though I never saw him naked!

Jerry who, R180? Seinfeld? Lewis?

Stiller, R181?

R180, anything gay ever happened or were people behaving like good old straight boys?

"And sadly, both died of AIDS".

You moron.

Nuryev was murdered by the global "HIV/AID$" criminal conspiracy via AZT.

[quote]the global "HIV/AID$" criminal conspiracy via AZT

Tell us more, Erna, SVP.

I would think a celebrity would take great pains to at least towel dance in a gym. That view is quite valuable and it's theirs to protect.

"More fudge, Daddy! More fudge!"

John Wesley Shipp in the Act II bathtub scene in the site-specific Armory production of 'Tamara' in 1987. I heard he stands in the tub totally nude and wet, but only for a moment, so I found the room/set where it happenes and parked my twink self up front.

Saw it twice! What an amazing body, and he fluffed! His cock and ass and muscles!

DL is populated with geriatric gays.

So from the comments, I gather Erna/MPC has made scat films. Not surprised but couldn't they have found someone more attractive for porn?

R190 Where weren't a lot of people to show up at gay porn casting calls back in the 1940s.

R189 will die from crossing an intersection while walkxting. Millennials are useless sacks of flesh, so no one will care.

R188 Holy shit! That ass!

I imagined Chris Meloni had a bigger bush before I saw him in Oz. Can any of you confirm he trimmed for the Oz role? He was in the sitcom "Finelli Boys" playing the hot, dumb brother. Best line, after being congratulated about his impending nuptials, "Thanks. Can you see them through my tee-shirt?" Little did we know what was to be revealed; beyond my wildest dreams...

R194 That's a great line! I don't remember that show; it must have been pretty short-lived. I actually don't recall Christopher Meloni's bush when I used to see him in the locker room in college, but I have to imagine he wasn't trimming back then, since this was in the early 1980s. I was probably too focused on his body and his flawless ass.

I saw Tony Danza walk out and of the shower at a Bally's in North Hollywood (mid-80s). Very tight body. Muscular. Full dark bush with a nice, meaty, cut cock. If his pubes were trimmed his cock would be quite pronounced. Not much hair on the rest of his body though.

R196 Lucky you. But I thought Danza was uncut.

"Not much hair on the rest of his body though. "

If you'd actually seen him even shirtless, you'd know that he has a substantial amount of lower back hair, almost like a tail.

But you never saw him naked, so who cares?

Maybe he only saw him from the front, R198. I never look at the back-slash-ass.

Because you are psychologically damaged from teenage anal butthurt?

No, you ninny. It's because asses are boring. Even women have them.

Who would waste one second of seeing Tony Danza's cock to take a look at his ass? Certainly no one gay.

R201 ^^ This! I'd check out the ass if I could, but I'd make looking at his cock a priority!

Serious R198?

Dude is recalling a 30+ year old memory. Accuracy level is not going to be all that high.

Damn R196! Another bush fan here. You just made my weekend knowing that. I wouldn't have cared if the rest of his body was smooth. I would still be coughing up pubes.

LMAO R175

I saw Frankie Grande naked. Does that count?

We saw a once very famous tall blond gorgeous t.v. western star in the locker room of Vince;' Gym...... tiny tinymeat.

No she don't count!! R206

"Who would waste one second of seeing Tony Danza's cock to take a look at his ass?"

Tony Danza had one of the best asses in 80s TV!

""Who would waste one second of seeing Tony Danza's cock to take a look at his ass?"

Guys interested in fucking said ass.

Where does Meloni work out now?

Danze looks uncut to me.

R212 He looks Photoshopped to the rest of us.

I've seen "the whatever" everyone else has seen, and now so have you. Cannot be unseen!

If you'd rather look at someone's clothed ass than his naked cock, R209, there is nothing I can do to help you.

Yes, R212, that truly looks like uncut dong.

R215 has delusions of authoritarian complex.

Bitch, no one cares what you think you saw, since a 20-year-old FAKE image of Tony Danza so easily fools you. Your literalist stupidity hints at a touch of Asperberger's. Having posted a picture of a clothed Tony Danza doesn't imply only wanting to see that. There are no nude pictures of his butt, or his cock, that are real and online, you completely stupid cement-headed pansy.

I didn't post the damned thing, asswipe r216. Take your vagination where it belongs.

"that truly looks like uncut dong. " - R217, a blind, stupid gullible fool, looking at one of the known FAKE images on the entire internet, then trying to cover his stupid ass for being a fool.

This one will SHOCK R217!

I saw Buck Angel nekked. I felt a strange mixture of desire and revulsion. And later I jerked off to him/her.

Did you look at the picture, R218? Do you see head or stanksleeve?

Do you imagine I've ever seen that picture before, or any other pic of that geezer, Danza? He may star in most of your masturbations, but he is no one to me, beyond the pic that is causing you such agita.

R219 TMI, and please return your gay card.

R220, gullible fool still arrogantly covering up his stupidity.

On to another thread with you, Mary!

Will you two fucking big girls blouses take it offline? Christ, it isn't like there's money riding on this.

[quote]big girls blouses

Tents?

R209 I sure do miss the days of tight jeans for men!

R225 where do you live? they've been back for years.

I had to give an enema to Roger Staubach years ago. He was having a test done where I worked. It wasn't particularly memorable.

Not much of a contribution, I know...

Which decade are you communicating from, R225?

R227 Was he full of shit?

Nudies!

Hey, I'm impressed by the quality of the photoshopping effort on the frontal of Tony Danza. It's not really him, but I'd assume it's a pretty good approximation of what his package really looks like. The proportions are right. His Mediterranean heritage may account for the larger-than-average bush. His mother was born in Sicily; maybe his parents chose not to circumcise him by tradition. If I was lucky enough to unzip his jeans, the imagery in the photo is what I would expect to see. So, I'm in fantasyland. What you don't see in this picture is my mouth applying suction to the base of his cock, my nostrils filled with those pubes. I don't think Photoshop would effectively capture that moment. I wish it could...

I know the internet is always right, but I remember seeing the Danza frontal in a photography book at least a decade before the internet. So I'm adding a lonely voice in believing it's genuine.

Yes, it's on the Internet, so it must be true!

R232: Hate to pee on your parade, but there is the unphotoshopped pic out there with him wearing boxing shorts.

The faked photo (yes, it's Danza from the waist up; the necklace and everything else is the same) is from a 16 magazine photo shoot. It's sincerely doubtful that such a teen-oriented magazine photographer would then say, "Oh, hey, can I also take a photo of you fully nude?"

Notice the sweaty hair is almost the same. This is not the exact photo, but from the same shoot. Also, the towel in the fake is oddly shaped.

Also, if the grainy B&W image is real, then where's the color version? It doesn't exist, because the person who made this fake could not create the right color tone.

Could anything BE less important, or less interesting, than this Tony Danza bullshit?

Proving a stupid idiot wrong is the raison d'etre of stupid gossip websites, Mary!

Voila!

The original photo:

"Could anything BE less important, or less interesting," - R236, please do link your erudite threads about quantum physics, because of course DataLounge is all about IMPORTANT things! (whores, reality shows, actors' sex lives, Trump's tweets, and daytime soap operas and talk shows).

Rupert Everett at my gym. He is hung like a HORSE. I was stunned.

Really?

Maybe one of those miniature horses.

It is SO OBVIOUS that someone Photoshopped those shorts on Tony Danza.

I've lived in NYC for thirty years so I've seen a lot:

Kevin Bacon above average cut, slim and spent a lot of time blow drying his hair while naked. Tony Goldwyn average cut and a little pudgy 25 years ago Don Murray ( Bus stop) very nice man, but very small - RIP Chris Meloni ubiquitous John Leguizamo beautiful ass small package Kieth Carradine long slender dick Anderson Cooper beautiful and dreamy in person but not a tradionally beautiful body slim Giancarlo Esposito big uncut dick

Tons of soap and theater actors

R242 Too bad about Tony Goldwyn. I always thought he was hot. Nice to know at least one of the celebrities you saw was hung.

Does Dave Salmoni count as a celebrity?

R244, Um, yes! Spill it!

OK, Dave and I go to the same gym in Toronto and I've seen him in the lockerroom on more than one occasion. I caught a glimpse of the cock and it's nice but not breathtaking (mind you, it was limp, maybe it's a grower...) The ass was OK, not as muscular as I had thought it would be. And he's hairier in real life than in his beefcake shots - I once stared at him doing ab crunches or something like that since his jersey would lift and expose the hair on his stomach. His upper body is great but the legs are a bit thin for my taste. No surprise, since most of his training is lifting weights. He's a very friendly guy, chats with pretty much everyone at the gym.

r242: What theater actors?

R246 Glad to know he's friendly at least. As far as his body goes, sounds like a lot of guys - they only work the upper body, so the ass isn't that great and the legs are birdlike.

Barak Obama after a basketball game in Chicago.

He is Irish from the waist down.

I sucked Jeremys cock in a men's room stall at JFK. it was early morning and two janitors came in and he bolted. All I got was so tasty precum

Saw Stanley Tucci naked in showers at REEBOK club. Nice big schlong. Wish I could have had it in my holes.

R251 I think Stanley Tucci is so sexy. Glad to know he's hung, too - cut or uncut?

R250 Jeremy who?

We still remember sam elliots massive 'business' hanging low in the showers at golds.

We so wanted to apply our lips!

Tucci is hung like a mule. I saw it too

I want more details about Andy Cohen, just because he acts like such a skeezy manwhore and yet has somehow kept all his personal details private while dishing on others. Mr. Andy's Type, if you think he'd still be into you, you need to bring your phone into the steamroom and get some covert video of him doing his peacock strut for you. I'm sure TMZ would pay you handsomely.

We think, though not 100% sure, that we saw homosexual Patrick Stewart several times in the Santa Monica YMCA sauna a long time ago, before big stardom.

Horse hung like nobody's business but very weird. She seemed to be showing it off to tease.

Uncut also.

R257 I love Patrick Stewart. I recently read that production was going to force him to wear a wig on TNG but decided at the last minute he could be bald. Can you imagine the captain with a wig on? It would have been a different show entirely.

Ricci is cut. His pert, round creamy white alabaster ass is a thing of wonder.

R259 Oh, Stanley. I've loved him ever since he showed up in that Levi's commercial. Looks a lot like my other object of lust, Christopher Meloni, in this one:

Tucci, not Ricci - duh...

Ah yes...that commercial....Stanley in his skin-tight wifebeater..... Mmmmm...

R250 1. You can tell that's an 80s commercial because despite his huge chest, no marketing firm would ever hire a balding guy for a "sexy" spot today. Standards for male beauty have become as one-note as those for women nowadays. 2. Tucci, Meloni...as an American of English/Irish/German/French ancestry, I am well qualified to say that Italian men are the most physically gifted of all the men of the universe. It ain't fair!!

Josh Charles, from TV's 'The Good Wife.' Peed at the urinal next to me, huge cock. Huge and cut. Like the trunk of an elephant. Seriously.

[quote]I want more details about Andy Cohen, just because he acts like such a skeezy manwhore and yet has somehow kept all his personal details private while dishing on others. Mr. Andy's Type, if you think he'd still be into you, you need to bring your phone into the steamroom and get some covert video of him doing his peacock strut for you. I'm sure TMZ would pay you handsomely.

He is skeezy and gross. He likes young guys... very young. He likes to act like an Alpha top but he's more than happy to bottom out all the while proclaiming he doesn't normally and / or you're the first.

Tom Colllichio. He's a good friend of a friend of mine. Our mutual friend was hosting a party and we were both there. We were introduced earlier in the night and made small talk. We ran into each other in the restroom. He was at the urinal when I walked in and turned his head and watched me come in. When he saw it was me he stood back from the urinal, basically offering me a view. I took the urinal next to him and after he was done he stroked it a little bit, checked me out, smiled wryly and left.

Josh Charles, from TV's 'The Good Wife.' Peed at the urinal next to me, huge cock. Huge and cut. Like the trunk of an elephant. Seriously.

That's why they get to be stars, dear.

All of these elephant cocks are a part of the imagination of DL

Seven or eight years ago, kayaking north from Square Bay on BC's Sunshine Coast. Went around a headland and spied a naked older body, pale hair, walking out of the water. My kayaking partner said "And that's Joni Mitchell's house, and that's Joni Mitchell" but what I mostly saw was her butt which was flattish. No comment on how donkey-endowed she was. Sorry.

[quote]Josh Charles, from TV's 'The Good Wife.' Peed at the urinal next to me, huge cock.

I shoulda gone for it.

"Can you imagine the captain with a wig on? It would have been a different show entirely. "

Hello?

[quote]All of these elephant cocks are a part of the imagination of DL

Yeah I saw Tucci full frontal on Broadway and it must have been colder in the theater that night than I remember, not to mention he's five foot tall. Even an average dick would look big on his frame. Saw Maxwell Caufield, and Jude Law also on stage and between Tucci and them, there was no gasping in awe, just appreciation for the view.

I'm telling you, Josh Charles had an obscenely large flaccid penis.

I BLEW RICHARD SPECK!

R270 I meant Picard with a wig, obviously.

Stanley Tucci was nude on Broadway so thousands of people have seen it. (but still no photos!!!)

Josh Charles makes me horny

Some of these are not really nude celebrity sightings, just urinal peeks. We recently had the "Do you peek" thread - maybe we need a "Celebrity Do You Peek" version.

Mrs Fisk, r247.

Tony Goldwyn showed off his handsome muscled frame and thick cock in a production of 'The Water's Edge.'

How the hell does every male celebrity mentioned here have an unbelievably thick cock? I don't believe it for a second, and not only because I have a long but thin one.

Tucci wore a cock sock on Bway.

no he didn't r281

They do not all have thick cocks. DL has a thick imagination

Keep the cocks cumming!

I still want to know why if Andy Cohen is such a steamroom pervert (many people here have said he is) not one photo has surfaced. Phone cameras are everywhere. If he is as forward as people say and so rampant, someone would have photographic evidence, no? It would be easy to tuck a phone into a towel.

Brian Boitano about thirty five years ago before he became famous. I didn't get a great look as his cock was down my throat and I had my eyes closed.

R286 I don't get why every male ice skater isn't OK with being out. They are honestly my gay heroes. They are athletic, very often extremely attractive plus kind of geeky, and they fly over ice like little ice pixies. All gay men should be openly gay ice dancers!! <3

(This doesn't mean I find Johnny Weir sexually attractive. He tries way too hard. But all the others.)

With all these posts it seems like your best chance of seeing a celebrity nude is in the movies.

R265 - please don't cock tease us! What did it look like?

I have the HOTS for him. Plus any post-coital meal would be AMAH-ZING!

[quote] I don't get why every male ice skater isn't OK with being out. They are honestly my gay heroes.

What is "heroic" about sports? It might be fun. It might require discipline. But "heroic"?

[quote]Tucci wore a cock sock on Bway.

Only when he knew you were there, Dear.

If we have to imagine the cocks of celebrities, is it wrong to imagine them as big and thick?

R285 you sound special. Who the hell would bring a phone into a steam room? You're deranged if you think there are hundreds of men willing to invade another person's privacy in a steam room and also risk the chance of getting into it with another member or the gym.

R293 The guy who discussed Cohen sounded like he was the target of ongoing displays of cock against his interest. That would have been called flashing decades ago, and it's creepy and I think it warrants exposure. My opinion.

[quote]With all these posts it seems like your best chance of seeing a celebrity nude is in the movies.

Only if you're sitting next to him.

R294.. it doesn't warrant bringing a cell phone in to record him. THAT is creepy. And if bothered me enough I would have reported it to the gym. You see a lot of guys expose themselves that you don't want to, especially at that gym. You get up and out and move on.

Dick Fisk showed me his dick. I put it in my mouth and went up and down until he came. He did the same for me. We switched on and off. It was in my car, which was small, so fucking and 69 were too difficult.

Yes, he got the Dick Fisk car sex scene before. Thanks.

We're apparently in rotation.

Who the hell is Dick Fisk?

"What the hell is Google? How do I breathe?" - R299, an idiot of pathetic proportions.

Well we know R300 is a Dick, Fisk or not.

I have seen Mo Rocca nude a few times in a steam room and sauna. He's cut and very well hung when soft. He didn't give me a second look...I must not be his type.

R302 I remember someone posting here that they fucked around with Mo at a bath house. They mentioned he had a donkey dick.

[quote]Josh Charles makes me horny

Josh was only sexy once in his career: in the oddly erotic paddling scene from Dead Poets Society.

I saw Geraldo Rivera in the locker room at a Ballys health club at 43rd & Madison in 1987. It was too disgusting to discuss then - or now.

So who's seen Charles Manson's dong?

r306, who would want to see it?

r305, I used to work out there. I remember walking into a crowded steam room and then everyone got up and left. That was the first time I realized I interrupted a play group. I learned as soon I walked into that steam room again to immediately touch my crotch to let everyone know I was safe and game.

[quote][R306], who would want to see it?

Squeaky Fromme?

I BLEW RICHARD SPECK!

bumpedy bump

There is one dick which is truly worthy of the descriptive "elephantine."

First off, I'm a chick(I was recently told that I should reveal this when discussing anything even vaguely sexual) and I was with my husband in the Pats' locker room following a game. My husband is a sports atty/agent and he reps two of the Pats' players.

Gronk defies any rules of physicality. I have been around NFL players for twenty plus years, so I am accustomed to big buff, ripped guys. I've seen so many I barely even take notice at this point. But Gronk is in a category all by himself. He is HUGE in every way imaginable. The man has hands the size of toilet seats and his dick and ass are of the same proportion. He is a god....,a true god.

I love my man, but ever sine then whenever I am having a bit of "private time," I am thinking of Gronk and his god-like physique.

R312 - spill the beans on Amendola and Edelman, please!!!

Who or what is a Gronk?

Any photos of his face, never heard of him.

R314 Rob Gronkowski is the #1 TE in the NFL, and many sports journalists feel that he is the best non-QB player overall. He was seriously injured recently(back) and many fear that his career may be over at 27. He has already had two back surgeries.

R312 Is a sad guy with delusions of grandeur.

The pathetic fangurling moment in R315 just desperately wants it to be true.

If wishes were hung like horses hey bitch.

More on Gronk, please (ignoring 316). Tell me he's hairier than in his waxy smooth photoshoots.

No, R317, I'm afraid that he is not very hairy at all. Sorry to disappoint.

R316 Good lord, another "this never happened" spoilsport. I have posted comments for years about inside poop on professional sports which I have learned through my husband. While you may doubt me, I imagine that some will remember me from past threads.

Oh, well, r317. Maybe he waxes for the locker room, too.

R312, what does Gronk's ass look like nude?

Gronk's ass is glorious.

Here he is.

R312, describe his ass please.

R322 waxed or not we can see he's got a hairy pussy

Are stinkfish allowed in the locker room?

The cat is cute.

I'd already blocked R316 for reasons unrelated to this thread. He is a troll.

R312, after reading your post, I am literally gasping for air. Lucky lady!

LOVE the Gronk tea! Keep spilling and ignore the naysayer bitches R312 . They dont believe anything about anybody.

Oh R312! What an early holiday present for you. I just want to know if his pubes match the hair density in his underarms and if the carpet matches the drapes.

Tanya Tucker naked from the waist up. Decent set of implants.

R312 - please inform Mr. Edelman that I have a place for him to deposit his seed so that he won't have another surprise child.

R312 please describe his cock in detail : width, length, bulbous head?

You just know Edelman can ride a dick as well as pound a pussy.

I've been hoping r312 would return with more details. Let's hope r316 didn't scare her away. I hate when assholes ruin threads

since i don't like sports, i had to look google Gronk and wow!

[quote] I have seen Mo Rocca nude a few times in a steam room and sauna. He's cut and very well hung when soft. He didn't give me a second look...I must not be his type.

He's into husky/chubby bears.

Gronk may be an immature asshole, but he looks like a perfect specimen.

yum yum

Gronk has a weird skin color. Is he white?

I'm a grower, not a shower;

Flaccid my pee pee shrinks up smaller than George Castanza's.

But erect, it's pretty big.

I used to go to massage therapists who'd advertise as 'legit' because I was so freaked out about having safe sex. More often than not, they'd end up going down on me. I finally asked someone once: how come you do that when your ad says 'legit.' He looked at me funny and said, 'baby, a piece of meat like yours doesn't come along everyday.'

Trump

Gronk bulge. Brady almost touching.

photoshop but nice fantasy.

This thread has morphed into Gronk worship. He's not that hot.

he's hot enough until someone tosses out someone else. step up to the plate rather than bitch you dickhead.

R346 fan boy

I jacked off in a hotel sauna with the local TV news anchor. He's married to a woman and has two teenage kids. He's also known in our community for his love of musical theater. And he was very sexy! We played for quite some time in there without interruption, and touched each other in all kinds of ways. He didn't want to talk much, but the one thing I remember him saying was "I'm gonna cum." I would gladly get off with him again.

r340: Polish ancestry = sizemeat

Does he like Busby Berkeley musicals and moonlit walks under the stars? Any more kitten-holding shirtless pics would be dreamy...

Richard Gere. He had a tight ass.

R343 That is Tom Brady and murderer, prison-celly-favourite-punk, AARON HERNANDEZ.

[quote] He didn't want to talk much, but the one thing I remember him saying was "I'm gonna cum."

I hope you responded, "Film at 11."

Seems like there are a lot of Gronk fans here so you may appreciate this. Take it FWIW as it came from CDAN but it was so odd.

[quote]Interesting choice of party companions the other night for this A+ list athlete from an A+ list team (looked at objectively from someone who dislikes the team) and this B+ list mostly movie actor. They were both hanging out with a guy very well known for pimping out young male celebs to much older wealthy men for sex.

They're referring to Rob Gronkoski and Ansel Elgort hanging out and partying on a yacht together recently. Google it. Don't know who the pimp was.

r354, I wonder how much they charge. There goes my life savings.

A friend of mine saw Parker Stevenson nude, he was stepping out of a pool house shower (not a sexual situation), my friend was impressed.

R354, R355 - here are some pics.

Gronk fanbots really need to jerk off to completion and move on

So based on the link @ R357, the pimp is super creep Jonathan Cheban. What a bizarre trio...Gronk, Ansel Elgort, and...fugly flamer and Kuntrashian ass-licker/hanger-on Cheban. It's hard to even contemplate what would bring these three together.

Since the steams are closed...

Mike Tyson quite a while ago in NYC gym. Great body and average dick, uncut. Seemed totally unaware of anybody checking him out.