All things Chris Evans

Chris gets a lump in his pants

Total bae

Chris likes tits

The Evans family at GLAAD in 2013. Chris still claiming the straight label. Would all their family be in films if he hadn't?

Who's his surgeon?

Chris Evans shirtless

Stud bro

Chris and Scott joking around

I need him inside me quite deeply I need my tongue inside him quite deeply as well

I would pay good money to watch Chris Evans and Aaron Taylor Johnson fuck each other. That would be the hottest sex tape ever!

I think the brother is so much cuter.

Hot brothers. Luke is the ugly one.

The brothers really got the looks in that family.

Sweet

Bump

walking tall

blue

There are some super hot pictures of him shirtless in bed kind of pulling his jeans down. They're lit like neon or something. I'll post them later if I can find them. Anyway, here he is rock climbing.

o face

jiggle

He's actually hot (as opposed to whatever generic Instagram model being pedestaled) and seems to have a personality and a good head on his shoulders. Him talking about his social anxiety also made him more relatable and attractive.

I like this pic of him:

Chris LOVES the cocaine that his brother used to sell!

He would hate himself after I was done with him.

The brother was a dealer?

Just... damn.

I first saw him in Not Another Teen Movie. Couldn't even imagine he was going to make it big

Oatmeal bland.

Me too R33. I remember that scene and saying, "Who the FUCK is that?"

Here's Scott Evans naked and hard....

That photo shoot @ R20 & R21 is one of the hottest things that ever happened on Earth.

Totally hot!! 😯

R31 and the father smelt of elderberries!

Yep r38. The Chris Evans "Flaunt" magazine photo shoot is the gold standard when it comes to a male sex-symbol photo shoot.

And c'mon r33, that Chris Evan's whip cream bikini was the highlight of that silly movie. I remember both laughing and being turned on by their Varsity Blues parody.

Total stud

He's horrendously handsome, especially on Captain America.

[quote]especially in Captain America.

Though I am surprised that he has only gone shirtless in the first Captain America.

Seriously in the two sequels and the two Avengers movies they have kept his shirt on (though they always give one scene where he is wearing a very tight top at least).

Still, seems a waste of all the work that goes into his body. Why not show it off.

He wears Under Armour which is better than shirtless

At R16, he reminds me of this stripper I used to hook up with.

We've seen his gay brother's dick. I wonder if his is as big.

He also has a killer ass in the CA costume. Love him.

He's also pretty humble and down to earth, which is nice. He's not smug like Damon or a douche like Affleck or Wahlberg.

I wonder if he's ever had a cock in his mouth.

Did he ever get to bang Sandra Bullock?

Is he still with Jenny Slate?

Nope.

Have we ever seen Chris' cock? I can't recall any pix.

[quote] We've seen his gay brother's dick. I wonder if his is as big.

His brother is cut so then most likely Chris is too, right?

I don't know why the cut/uncut thing is such a big deal here. I don't know anybody in real life who gives a shit.

But anyway, most American men of that generation are cut.

So Chris and Jenny have allegedly broken up because her comedy is too raunchy. I get that. They're cute together, but he does seem a bit too wholesome for her. It's a shame she divorced her husband because I thought he was pretty attractive.

[quote]So Chris and Jenny have allegedly broken up because her comedy is too raunchy. I get that.

Do you believe every line that publicists come up with?

The penis-obsessed old dudes here care about. Everyone born after 1964 wonders wtf....

After all this political stuff of late OP's gif is the most comforting thing I've seen in a long time. Hot, yes, but comforting.

[quote]Do you believe every line that publicists come up with?

I wrote, "allegedly," for a reason.

Though it's rather amusing r58.

Marvel Studios went out of their way to shoe-horn a love story with Sharon Carter into "Civil War", just to make sure audiences didn't get the impression that Cap and Bucky were being too gay for each other.

The reality is for Hollywood movies, a love story does have to be between a man and a woman.

I hate it when a love story is shoehorned into a movie where it isn't necessary. I want to watch a science fiction story or a thriller/suspense story, I don't need a dumb romantic sub-plot!

I'm a huge comic book fan and never got the whole Bucky/Cap thing. You could argue Bucky has more chemistry with Falcon. I do agree that the Sharon bit was shoe horned, especially considering she's the niece of the woman he loved and they have had 8 minutes of interaction total.

Captain America is technically gay.

So hot bro

hot bro

RT @sebastiahstan: I'm Not Gay, But If Chris Evan's Penis Were To Be In My Mouth, It Probably Would Not Be That Bad. - an ancient proverb

[quote]He's also pretty humble and down to earth, which is nice. He's not smug like Damon or a douche like Affleck or Wahlberg.

Why only name Boston celebs? There are celebs from other cities/countries that are douchebags, as well.

Chris Evans is so beautiful, I don't think he poops.

Chris poops. Trust me.

Chris don't convence me with his girlfriends.

Hot bro

I read something about him on AGC getting it on with guys - but bump and booze are required first.

What's AGC?

R73 AGC Blind Items... Basically a long list of all blind items chronicled by year and then month

R74 aka Made up bullshit for suckas to believe.

Exactly. Lies

Bubble

Fine Azz man

Brah

He's super hot, and prob messed around with guys, but I think he's straight.

I actually think that he's single so often and hesitates getting married because of his crippling anxiety. Like, I think he actually has the panic attacks that Colton made up. Seems to not socialize at all or requires massive amounts of booze to act natural. And he always overcompensates in interviews, like "HAHA DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING OMG THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!"

OMG I could just cum all over his face.

Hot bro

With Aaron Taylor Johnson

Go Chris! It's your birthday!

^^love it!

He is sizzling

R98 love how he keeps pointing to the camera at a imaginary person. haha

He's a cutie

I've never seen pics of all three Evans brothers? Are Chris and Scott estranged from Luke?

Have Chris's brother Scott's nude selfies been posted yet? I wonder if Chris's dick is as nice as this.

Scott cumming

^^Wow, when did Scott post that spooge photo? That's pretty...out there and definitely one step beyond the straight frontal pics. He's got a callous on his finger, no doubt from copious j/o sessions.

I would love to be in the middle of a Chris and Scott sandwich!

R104 does anyone know what that's from? He looks sizzling!

^^^ I seriously need a psych major or body language expert in here. Who else gets away with doing that to that poor innocent water bottle in front of hundreds of women? Like bruh? Was he doing it unintentionally or is he giving that "I'm single and ready to mingle, ladies. Find me around NOLA. You could get this work like this bottle but I'm just a tease." teas. Maybe it's his nerves, but come on?! Is this a Freudian slip? How sway how?

R119 "It's a huge piece. I almost touched it. God, I almost touched it!"

Flicking Ruffalo's crotch!

R112 he pushed a bottle between his legs and you think he wanted to flirt with women? c'mon.

^I'd sniff that stool

For a masculine guy, he was amazing eyelashes. I know some women who would kill to have eyelashes like that.

those eyes.

WOW!!

I would so bury my face in his ass, then flip him over to pound him silly.

His Gucci Guilty ads with Evan Rachel Wood.

Bae!

Current turn on....the eyebrow raise. Damn.

New gif covers for some of Evans' films:

yeah!!!

He is cute

hmmm. . .

Puff puff puff!

Fuuuuck this look! I would literally never get shit done. I would never get out of bed, my ass would be permanently spread for him. My family would have to send a damn search party to find me.

Evans getting a standing O from the audience at the D23 Expo 2015 Presentation:

Handsome guy, decent actor. Very underrated, IMHO.

I like that he also chooses interesting, small projects, not just focused on big budget blockbusters. He obviously wants to grow as an actor.

I also love that he's really close with his mother and gay brother. He really does seem like a very down-to-earth, genuinely nice person who just happens to be one of the most attractive, sexiest men in the film industry.

I love fratboy Chris!

Chris Evans, Milo Ventimiglia, and Kyle Howard in drag in the shorlived 2000 serial OPPOSITE SEX. I must say, he make a beautiful woman. How can he look so good as male AND female?

JFC r191 learn how to link directly to a picture, you fucking piece of dogshit.

R194 I'm sorry. Chris Evans is my new obsession. I watched the movie BEFORE WE GO on Netflix over the weekend, and though a so-so film and BEFORE SUNRISE wannabe, Evans looked mighty fine in it. I'd known of him for some time, since his FANTASTIC FOUR days, and thought he was pretty and what-not, but for whatever reason he didn't grab me. Last weekend, he GRABBED me! And now I'm in lust. I did a search here and found this awesome thread. For the past two days, I've been filling it up with my favorite pix, gifs, vids I find online. Lipstick Alley is one of the forums I came across that had a lot of pix, but I accidentally copy/pasted the site's URL instead of the clip. For that, I apologize. I'll try to be more vigilant in the future. ;-)

NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO POSTING MORE ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!

Those lips!

Is he still dating that gross chicken lady Jenny Slate?

R211 'chicken lady'?!

R214 I forgot to add a pic of Chris "girlfriend" chicken lady. Here she is from her college days at Columbia.

Is his gay brother single?

R211/R215 why do you call her the chicken lady?

Good lord, get a fucking life. We just had a thread on obsessive fans.

If you ignore on poster like a hundred posts on this disappear, stop fucking spamming the thread asshole!!

I concur! We all know what the fuck he looks like!

Oy! The hate. Okay, I'll stop. I thought I was contributing to the thread. *shrug*

He is so pretty.

....

What happened to his PR bromance with Chris Pratt? I can't believe how desperate fanbois and fangurls are for their faves to be friends and hangout doing things they wish they could but can't because their real lives are pathetic and friendless and nothing like what they put on Facebook.

[quote]What happened to his PR bromance with Chris Pratt?

Fundie Christian Chris Pratt probably ended the bromance when Chris Evans started dating Jewish girl/chicken lady Jenny Slate.

Are we sure Chris is really dating Jenny Slate? I mean c'mmon, he could do waaaaay better!

Looking through this thread, I've realized I have no idea who Chris Evans is.

Yeah, Pratt is religious and almost certainly a Trump supporter, I can't imagine him and Evans truly getting along in real life.

I think Evans and Pratt are friendly but not necessarily friends. Two years ago, when their respective home teams (Patriots vs. Seahawks) met up at the Super Bowl, they made a public bet that whoever lost had to go to the other's city and visit sick kids in the hospital dressed as their superheroes. Pratt lost, and they ended up doing it together.

Anyway, Evans doesn't strike me as the type who has many celeb friends. He's very attached to his family and the Boston area, and spends a lot of his free time there and with old friends. I wouldn't be surprised if he still has the same buddies since grade school.

BTW: Is Pratt really a Trumpster, or is that just speculation because he's religious and loves to hunt? I know that Evans was really furious with the election results.

Chris Pratt isn't an idiot, he has stayed silent on the election. But based on everything we know about him I'd say he definitely was a Trump supporter.

Re celebs, Chris is very friendly with Ellen Pompeo and Dane Cook. All three grew up in Middlesex County within 20/30 minutes of each other. In 2015, Chris watched the Pats vs. Seahawks Super Bowl with Pompeo and her husband. Ellen posted a clip on her Instagram at the time. And in 2012, for Pats vs. Giants rematch, Chris attended Cook's Super Bowl party.

Ugh, there was a little bit of discussion, then of course the same nutcase goes back to spamming pics. Reminds me why I normally don't come into this thread.

[quote]Are we sure Chris is really dating Jenny Slate? I mean c'mmon, he could do waaaaay better!

I have wondered about that. She isn't pretty at all. Maybe a nose job would have helped her.

Most straight people aren't as shallow as scene gays, r255. Hard for you to fathom, but most real guys would never take a supermodel type to meet their mother.

Jenny Slate!

Jenny and Chris.

Looking very Gilda Radner.

Maybe he isn't into supermodel types ,but Jenny Slate looks like Ted Cruz in drag!

Gilda Radner was better looking than Slate.

There were also rumours about him secertly being into black plus-size chicks, however that's lipstickalley-gossip so I'm not sure what to think of it.

Why is lipstick alley always referenced on this site? Are they somewhat twinned with DL as a sister site or is the gossip there any better?

Well Dane Cook is a confirmed 'mo, right, so....

Dane Cook's plastic surgeon apparently likes an hourglass figure on gay m en.

Lipstickalley is refered on this site, because they sometimes have threads about celebrities that are also discussed here ( Chris Evans, Michael Fassbender, Tom Hiddleston etc.).

⬆️ What? I thought LA is primarily black women?

Gilda Radner!

[quote]Maybe he isn't into supermodel types ,but Jenny Slate looks like Ted Cruz in drag!

I totally see that.

Wow she really looks like Ted Cruz in the pic R259 posted

So is she a beard or what? Also does anyone know more about the stds rumours regarding Evans?

What std rumors?

There were rumours that Evans either had herpes or gonorrhea, however then his mom allegedly threatend to sue lsa for spreading those rumours.

The Human Torch, indeed!

bump

This looks like fun.

Does anyone know how good his relationship with his father is and why he never mentiones his half-siblings? And if he and Scott are really that close ?

What half-siblings? His two sisters and his brother are all full-siblings.

BTW, Scott is a druggie who got busted by an undercover LAPD officer trying to buy off the street (dumbass) a few years ago. Chris bailed him out.

Scott was also fired from One Life To Live for his drug use and unprofessional behavior.

[quote]BTW, Scott is a druggie

As opposed to Chris is so clean-cut....? He loves his substances as well.

[R278] Chris has three younger half-siblings trough his father Bob Evans second marriage.

[quote]Bob Evans

[quote]There were rumors that Evans either had herpes or gonorrhea,

I refuse to believe that!

Chris' new film <3

He would make a great father one day.

[281]

There was a lot of gossip on the internet a few years ago that Chris Evans had an STD and was spreading it around. His lawyers tried unsuccessfully to get the gossip scrubbed.

You meant his MOTHERS lawyers tried unsuccessfully to get the gossip scrubbed [R285]. There was talk about him having gonorrhea and allegedly someone working at a hospital saw some paper he had to fill out in order to get treatment, where it was stated that he indeed had an std, also there were rumours that he has herpes and that it is the reason why doesn't publicly date much, because the only women he can date "safley" are those who have herpes too.

r286 Chris's lawyers also got in on the act. You can google it.

So did Chris and Chicken Lady Slate starting banging while filming that movie?

There are some vicious liars out there

[R289]=Lisa Evans

Fake news!

Hi Chris! [R291]

[quote]Hi Chris!

You seriously need to find a new hobby. FLAME ON!

I totally love him

Go back to tumblr or lsa if you can't handle the DL! [R293]

[quote]There was a lot of gossip on the internet a few years ago that Chris Evans had an STD and was spreading it around. His lawyers tried unsuccessfully to get the gossip scrubbed.

Maybe Chicken Lady Slate should get tested.

Ggggf

more!

Does anyone here know anything more accurate about Chris' alleged coke habit?

He apparently suffers from social anxiety so he does coke to self-medicate.

His brother Scott was fired from One Life To Live due to his drug use and partying. He was also arrested on the street in LA for trying to score coke off an undercover cop. Doh! Chris went to the lockup in the middle of the night and bailed him out.

Boss

[quote]Looking through this thread, I've realized I have no idea who Chris Evans is.

R244, seriously, what rock do you live under?

Seems like Chris is single...

Yeah dude

I guess Chris was finally disgusted by Chicken Lady Slate's face.

Uh no r305. Grow up dude

AIKC claims in another thread that Chris is gay...

And we in now that's a lie, dude.

Stick figure legs and flat booty. He's straight.

VINtage

Even more vintage....

Chris Evans is talking about President Donald Trump and his recent Twitter war with David Duke in his new cover story for Esquire. The Captain America star, who was a Hillary Clinton supporter during the 2016 campaign is still shocked that Trump won the election. He’s also not impressed with Steve Bannon.

“I feel rage,” he told the mag. “I feel fury. It’s unbelievable. People were just so desperate to hear someone say that someone is to blame. They were just so happy to hear that someone was angry. Hear someone say that Washington sucks. They just want something new without actually understanding. I mean, guys like Steve Bannon—Steve Bannon!—this man has no place in politics.”

Discussing his spar with the former Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, he acknowledged that some might think it’s unwise for him to share his opinions online. While he gets it, he feels differently and told Esquire, “My God, I would not be able to look at myself in the mirror if I felt strongly about something and didn’t speak up.”O

Boss

............

What is R311 from?

I love this thread so much.

Hot bro

R317 = Scott Evans

R315 from a popular game named Mystery Date back in the day.

Maybe Dr. Bob wasn't the real father.

Blind Item about the Evans/Slate break up.

I do wonder if Chris is closeted, it might sum up his need to retreat from the public eye. He never strike me as straight. Most Hollywood actors don't seem that comfortable with heterosexuality when they are not in character.

As someone mentioned in another thread, if Chris hadn't an openly gay brother there sure would be more rumours about himself.

R327 He has social anxiety. It's like Generalized Anxiety Disorder with social triggers. The people who suffer from it tend to have well-developed introverted activities and prefer to be in the company of loved ones.

It seems he's damaged, not closeted.

Does Blind Gossip post fake stuff? I'm not buying that Chris and Jenny hate each other.

We've all seen the brother's cock, I wonder if Chris is packing the same?

They are identical.

Well Chris was publicly dating Jessica Biel who is now Mrs.Justin Timberlake, make what you will of that.

Jessica Biel is slightly better looking than Chicken Lady Slate. Biel and Timberlake are bearding for each other. I remember a rumor years ago that Biel and Olivia Wilde were fuck buddies.

Dapper

More!

Look alike?

Yeah, it's been published that he suffers from anxiety and panic attacks. You can kind of tell, based on the way he overcompensates in interviews, and exaggerates emotions.

Boss

Happy Birthday Chris E!

Bffff

my bae

NASA

He's back with the Chicken Lady.

She’s hot

She's not hot. She looks like Ted Cruz in drag.

Jenny: "What do you mean you did ALL the coke?"

Chris: "Well, I'm the one who fuckin' paid for it!"

Great to hear they are back together

I guess I give Evans credit for dating a girl who is not super-hot and is actually his age. You kinda assume he would be with some 22 year old bombshell.

PR move

Infinity War

Chrish Evansh jusht vishited me at Shierra Towersh!

Meh, she's probably a beard.

There was a blind item about him not too long ago saying that he is recently interested in men.

"Recently?"

He's handsome, but there's something really off-putting about him.

R349, it’s an obvious lie. Blind items are stupid lies

Sure Jan R352.

So wholesome

He’s my ideal man.

Totally cute

SExy not cute

Looking at r354's pic, I'm trying to tell if he had a nosejob.

Guapo

Beautiful

I love CE

On set of Avengers 4

So hot

Smoldering

Bump

🔥🔥

He has a hot body, but he looks much better with a beard (the kind on his face). A beard hides that weird overly botoxed, over chemically pealed skin. His face looks like a store mannequin.

I prefer him with hair.

Timeless

He's definitely had some fillers and god knows what else in preparation for the new Avengers press tour.

I don’t know what fillers are. He looks great to me.

Once again, Captain America has saved the day. But instead of assembling his fellow Avengers, the real-life superhero Chris Evans has called on his diehard fan base of 11.9 million Twitter followers to help take down a little-known atrocity happening on American soil.

Evans retweeted a Daily Beast article about a U.S. policy that is stripping citizenship from the children of LGBT Americans, slamming the practice revealed by the report. “Take a minute to read this,” Evans’ tweet read. “It’s maddening. We are regressing.” The Daily Beast article, “Trump Administration to LGBT Couples: Your ‘Out of Wedlock’ Kids Aren’t Citizens,” investigates the impact of a new rule, unilaterally passed by the State Department, that has changed the interpretation of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA). These changes have, in turn, impacted the eligibility of U.S. birthright citizenship for children of LGBT Americans.

He's a good guy.

Indeed

Happy Birthday CE!

He's a very handsome guy with an incredible body. He also seems like a good guy. If the opportunity presented itself, there's no way I'd ever decline, nor would I turn down an opportunity to be in a relationship with him (at least until I got to know him and his cray).

Yet, when I think of hot celebrities, he is rarely top of mind. If I made a list, I'm not sure he'd be in the top 5.

He is physically one of the most perfect people ever, but he is a bit sexless.

in honor of chris’ birthday, here are some of my favorite bloopers of him as captain america. enjoy! #HappyBirthdayChrisEvans

My hero

Men’S Journal

From Chris Evan's new film Red Sea Diving Resort

Dope

he looks better older

He has always been hot

He is so hot in a snug sweater in Knives Out

Thicc

Game

Such a shame he tatted up that great body.

Feels black to me

Boom

So asses and bodies are a dime a dozen... I think what makes Chris Evans' ass in particular and body generally pop is the quality of - warmth? niceness? kindness? Something that he exudes and drives the hot factor through the roof.

What a cool bro

Drip

America’s Ass

Scrumptious

Brosexual

The actor Chris Evans has turned 40 years old today

Ass man