Delicious, Delightful Tom Brady Shows Cock and Ass

OP = Worse than Hitler and the Detroit Lions

I saw it buried in another thread started by some disrespectful cunt. This definitely deserved its own thread

I'd lick his hole until it was raw. Damn.

Hes a trump supporter.

R4, is he a major pussy hound too?

R4 is right.

Brady has said he is good friends with Trump.

I hope he's a grower because that thang is tiny

It's very difficult to make out his cock.

R8: QUITTER!!!

r8, click on the photo to get the bigger picture and you can see his little cock is sideways

Is he cut or uncut?

I'll give him a pass on the Trump thing. He's beautiful not brilliant.

Teenie, Weenie Peenie

He must be embarrassed in the locker room with all those well endowed brothas

Fuck this cheater cunt. Good to know he is hung like a gnat.

Well, I guess he can't have everything.

Grower. Much kinkier than his reputation would indicate. Shoots spoo as high as the Bellagio fountains, and just as often. Bi but would never describe himself as such.

"Bits" is right.

It's hard to tell how big it really is. I'm going to imagine its HUGE.

R19 = Leonardo DiCaprio

he's 5 inches max

Tiny meat.

With all that money he can afford to fatten it up

The Guardian labels it: The Boho-Drain: Bohemians Say Goodbye San Francisco, Hello LA. Is this a thing? The article talks about San Francisco becoming just too expensive and given its very confined borders, there's no place to relocate within the city limits.

I hear Echo Park, Long Beach and San Pedro are the areas of choice for the hipster set. Echo Park for years was gang ridden and violent (although not the "murder" type of violence). Hard to believe its now becoming boho chic.

^^^sorry, wrong topic

Terminally bland.

needs bush

that doesn't look delicious at all

I give him some points for vacationing on the Amalfi Coast post-peak season and sunbathing nude.

Dat ass doe

Trump Supporter = No Thanks

It's a tiny Vienna Sausage

I don't get why he put a towel on his ass.

What is the point of sunbathing in the nude, with a towel covering more than a swimsuit -- unless it's all for the paps you KNOW are out there?

sexy..beautiful legs

Italy is very anti nudity. I know it's ironic.

Men wear bathrobes in locker rooms.

Very prudish about things like sunbathing nude on a beach.

Wrong wrong wrong.

I'm very surprised one can do it in Positano.

What they are very exhibitionist about is heterosexual pdas.

Nothing exists like this in the US.

Hanging on to each other for dear life and sucking face like they were oxygen tanks.

[quote]Very prudish about things like sunbathing nude on a beach.

Really? They wear speedo and tiny bikinis so no they're not as prudish as folks in the US

Huge huge jump from speedos to nude.

Still betting he has a nice anus

R36 Didn't they just passed a law decriminalizing masturbation in public?

that is such an invasion of privacy, the photographer should be arrested and those who post it fined.

For the sake of the NE Patriots' reputation, I have to believe he must be a grower. Lol!

For the sake of consistency, his penis is deflated, too.

Let the guy vacation without some paparazzi photographer invading every private moment. He's not Luke Evans seeking to be trailed; he's an aging football player on vacation.

R44 Oh, boo-hoo. He is super-rich and super-famous. Paparazzi go with the territory.

I've been to Positano. I wasn't naked in public. And I didn't even know there was a 100% chance of someone taking my picture, as he does.

Celebrities don't do this without it being a PR stunt.

R44 he's married to the highest paid model in the world. I don't think the paparazzi were there just for him

I was so unimpressed, I started looking at Rob Gronkowski's pictures. Now THERE is a MAN!!

Feh. Mine was bigger.

I'm used to the larger Brazilian penises, but what are you gonna do?

Yeah Gisele...the penises of other horses at the farm where you were born 🐴🐴🐴🐴

R17 I believe you. There was a story a while back that Tom has had MMF threesomes with his superfan Ben Affleck and the boys pay more attention to each other than the gash.

It is not small. Tom was known to pull it out when drunk in his single days to show it to the ladies. It is big.

My nude pictures were more impressive.

R53: Yes, but you're not.

His diehard fans, and they are legion, would never believe he is less than 8 inches.

The site is missing this pic:

R56 They must have omitted that one because you can actually see hole.

R56 is that the tip of his dick you can see peeking out from behind his right foot?

Nice ass, glad to see a celeb that's not tatted up

Now Ben and Matt are fighting over Tim's attention.

^^Tom's

It's so tiny one can barely even see it!

Does this take the 'title' away from tinymeat Brad Pitt?

Wow! I can almost hardly not see anything!

Interesting article on why Tom needs to denounce his endorsement of Trump.

Renounce^^

Tom tortures us with his talented tongue.

One of the few bright spots of 2016.

Brady's ass has nothing on mine.

Brady has a rather flat ass.

The ass is lovely and the hole tight and tasty.

With Tom poised to win his fifth Super Bowl victory with the New England Patriots, it's time to appreciate this hot fucker once again.

Tom was robbed of the MVP this year.

He's beautiful, a world class athlete, rich beyond reason, married to a supermodel and sexy as fuck! He's the envy of most every str8 man alive. I'm actually glad he has an average to small cock. No one deserves to have it all! But with that said...I'd fuck him in a second! Yum!

[quote]Tom was robbed of the MVP this year.

I'd be happy to console him with a prolonged session of rimming, but I guess Gisele has that covered. .

r74, see r17.

You might have a shot, so to speak.

Both of Tom's stolen Super Bowl jerseys were found in Mexico.

I wonder if they still smell heavenly.

Tom makes biscuits. I'd butter his buns...

Tom and Giselle only eat kale and seaweed. I doubt either one remembers what a biscuit tastes like.

But then again, he's going strong at 40, so good on him.

Is that micromeat on Tom!?!? : (

His ass looks huge. Hmmm.

OP, I think Aunt Raffy really is dead. She hasn't been on Giada's show since the earthquake.

(Unfortunately on her Super Bowl special she had on her "good friend" homophobic asshole Jeff Schroeder. Fuck Giada.)

[quote]There’s a blizzard today in Boston, and it’s probably from the cold day in hell drifting upwards. Cold day in hell? It must be, since Our Lord Tom Man Uggs Hold The Strawberries Brady broke his diet on TV with Stephen Colbert last night. Tom managed to toss back a strawberry AND a pint of beer. Hoo, boy. You know Gisele Bundchen made him take down a belt when he got home so she could whoop his ass.

Sounds hot!

R23 With all that money he can afford to fatten it up

You are right, though his wife has much more money them he has.

Oops, link for R82.