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Topless Baker

Topless Baker - 24 year old foodie exploring the world of cooking one brownie at a time, with a little less clothing.

Topless Baker is all about fun, delicious recipes that are easy to make and enjoyed by everyone.

Every week I'll be uploading a brand new video, showing you how to make the food that I love to eat - from cookies & cupcakes, to brownies & burgers.

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by Anonymousreply 42December 2, 2019 9:00 AM

Same gimmick as that fucking hipster who bakes, except this one's had a shower.

by Anonymousreply 1September 9, 2016 10:08 PM

Yeah, he did remind me of the baking hipster... this guy seems a lot less insufferable to me, though. Also cuter.

by Anonymousreply 2September 9, 2016 10:13 PM
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by Anonymousreply 3September 9, 2016 10:15 PM

Get back to me when he turns into the bottomless baker.

by Anonymousreply 4September 9, 2016 10:16 PM

He took the template out before he put it in the oven. (You have to tell Americans every single thing you do).

by Anonymousreply 5September 9, 2016 10:28 PM

Another obnoxious Brit.

by Anonymousreply 6September 9, 2016 11:04 PM

That apron has a top ..... LIAR.

by Anonymousreply 7September 10, 2016 2:06 AM

And a big ole bottom, R7.

by Anonymousreply 8September 10, 2016 2:11 AM

Just found this guy online. Get a major gay vibe, but he says he straight.

Don't know what to believe

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by Anonymousreply 9July 2, 2017 5:13 PM

Cute-ish. Has he done melanoma macaroons yet?

by Anonymousreply 10July 2, 2017 9:53 PM

I hope he has a better career plan than gym and youtube exhibitionism.

by Anonymousreply 11July 2, 2017 10:09 PM

I've had a bad day and seeing this thread made me happier. DL GOLD, this one. I immediately thought of the 'fucking hipster who bakes' when I saw the thread title. Good times. If the inspector that certifies that professional kitchen saw R3, they'd pull their lisense is a hot minute.

Also, didn't that hipster move to LA and marry a woman?

by Anonymousreply 12July 2, 2017 10:21 PM

Who bakes burgers?

by Anonymousreply 13July 3, 2017 1:18 AM

That stupid hipster was banished from NY.

by Anonymousreply 14July 3, 2017 1:25 AM

Non pareils in a macaron that has no sheen. What a foolish amateur, no matter how often he receives a creme filling.

Also, R3, no bad day is bad enough to perpetrate "lisense" amid such otherwise successful navigation of (needlessly) complex syntax. Perhaps me should assume it was a simple mistake, and not an error of illiteracy.

I don't like gimmicks in baking.

by Anonymousreply 15July 3, 2017 1:32 AM

I need to see tits! Give me tits, Baker Man!!

by Anonymousreply 16July 3, 2017 1:37 AM

He waves his hands around a lot.

by Anonymousreply 17July 3, 2017 1:39 AM

His father had a 1 Michelin star restaurant for over 20 years. This twink is 25 and his name is Matt Adlard.

by Anonymousreply 18July 3, 2017 1:47 AM

I think he needs to take the glasses off and put on a tight t-shirt and be taken a bit more seriously.

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by Anonymousreply 19July 3, 2017 1:49 AM

moley, moley, moley .........

He may be a great baker, but he wouldn't know because he obviously never eats what he bakes.

by Anonymousreply 20July 3, 2017 3:08 AM

Summer Q&A

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by Anonymousreply 21August 12, 2017 6:49 AM

R9, The cake is a lie.

by Anonymousreply 22August 12, 2017 6:56 AM

He's just precious and I love his voice.

by Anonymousreply 23August 12, 2017 7:03 AM

Naked would be so much better

by Anonymousreply 24August 12, 2017 7:29 AM

With Tom Daley

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by Anonymousreply 25November 26, 2017 7:29 PM

Another

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by Anonymousreply 26November 26, 2017 7:30 PM

FtT?

by Anonymousreply 27November 26, 2017 7:36 PM

[quote]moley, moley, moley .........

You got that right!

by Anonymousreply 28November 26, 2017 7:47 PM

Gay or just English?

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by Anonymousreply 29December 3, 2017 2:27 PM

I would nickname those pink macaroons as "Nude Barbies"

by Anonymousreply 30December 3, 2017 2:29 PM

Macaroons are not the same thing as macarons, R30.

by Anonymousreply 31December 3, 2017 3:30 PM

r31 Matt pronounces it "macaroons" at the beginning of the video. And yes, I know the difference.

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by Anonymousreply 32December 3, 2017 6:45 PM

Bump. Cute.

by Anonymousreply 33April 5, 2018 3:00 AM

Topless Twink Baker more like it!

by Anonymousreply 34April 5, 2018 3:54 AM

He's fugly. I honestly don't see why ugly people work out, you're still ugly after.

by Anonymousreply 35April 5, 2018 5:33 AM

Let's see what you look like.

by Anonymousreply 36April 5, 2018 5:48 AM

Bottom needs to show the world his body. Hold the front page.

by Anonymousreply 37April 5, 2018 6:01 AM

R36 he has a better body, I have a much better face.

by Anonymousreply 38April 5, 2018 1:08 PM

Very cute but once I saw his tiny flat nipples I understood why he usually wears the full apron

by Anonymousreply 39April 5, 2018 1:24 PM

Compared to the not so ... on the network tv food networks, I’ll take him, with all his imperfections (as edible as I do think they are) any day, any time Agree with nuances or not, he actually shares useful details and insight

by Anonymousreply 40December 2, 2019 2:35 AM

Stray armpit hairs in brownie batter? PASS

by Anonymousreply 41December 2, 2019 8:46 AM

Nothing top about him.

by Anonymousreply 42December 2, 2019 9:00 AM
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