My Ideal Dude

who is he?

he's so fucking gorgeous... name please...

too young and twinkly for my tastes

He's a grown ass man with muscles

very hot. great pits.

So much swag

Dime a dozen

I wonder if he jacks off to his own image in the mirror? Gawd damn, he's hot!

^ can u spare a dime?

he looks like he might have a nice anus!

R7, where? Im moving there

[quote]I wonder if he jacks off to his own image in the mirror? Gawd damn, he's hot!

I did when I was young. I thought everyone did? Not that I was super handsome but it was just hot seeing a live sex show even if it was just myself.

me, too R12

Don't most people get turned on by their own image?

That's hot, bro.

I jacked off in the mirror all the time. I still do on occasion.

I love to flex in the mirror

He's got a nice ass too.

Men like that don't date other men, OP, let alone 57 year olds.

My ideal dude

I like this one

Identify?

That's my ideal guy as well OP. And I'm sure I'm his ideal guy too because some people say I am handsome.

Stud

First of all OP... that guy is too young for you. Second of all OP... you are too old to have such basic, vanilla tastes.

What happened to you OP? When did it all come undone? Does the sun no longer shine brightly in your sky, OP?

Total bae

I mean....that's pretty much most people's ideal dude-- generally speaking, OP. Was a thread about your generic tastes really necessary?

Wake us when you decide to crawl out of the basement and log off. Then you might not be so predictable.

Don't most 25 year olds who go to the gym look like Op's dude?

Is he into diversity?

[quote]Don't most 25 year olds who go to the gym look like Op's dude?

Most everyone that goes to the gym looks like OP's dude.

R28, I wish

Reminds me of my (more demure) upstairs neighbor.

Uh, a demure dude?

My ideal

Mine

Fine ass bros

Brandon Cole Bailey.

Sweet-ass perfection.

My ideal:

Mine

R38 is boss

More of r38:

Looks like a punk.

R20 wins.

My ideal

He has nice hairy pits, OP.

What you all really want is this.

Except those of you who like this kind of thing.

would sneer internally at anyone who referred to him as a "dude."

But me,I like men who don't need a bra.

R49 Or panties.

r44 is my ideal dude too

Yes, OP, but where did she do her graduate work?

I mean, if she even WENT to graduate school.

Sniff.

Stud

Oh yeah bro

Who's that, R54?

Woww

R4 : If you consider 18 year-olds to be grown ass men.

Who's R54? A model?

Would drink his bathwater

No one has topped the guys on the boat.

Oh I think someone has topped both those guys, many times.

Uh okay

OP looks like this fat black bitch. Keep dreaming fattie.

The guys in r60 are Spanish sailing olympic hopefuls, Onán Barreiros and Juan Curbelo. I wonder if they practice mutual onanism.

Smokin

Somebody named their kid Onan? fuck a duck

Physically someone like Jessie.

Alpha

R55 He is Vince Kowalski and very hot

Who is r59?

r46 that guy is the one

I love R47--normally fit, handsome, and hairy

Mmmmm

Alpha

I want to lick the pits of the guy in OP's post.

OP, you want an itchy guy?

above links from below link but no clue as to his name

Yeah I found the name of OP's Ideal Dude, it is Evan Downs

My ideal dude.

This one

R85 Wow!

This bro

R83, he looks so much thinner there

Naked backal of Evan Downs. Can't find a frontal.

You probably won't find a frontal, he is a model not a porn actor.

Dat ass bro

OP his FaceBook page says he is a cashier at Best Buy in Palm Beach Florida if you are into stalking.

Wonder if OP has come back to this thread to find the name of his ideal dude? OP let us know if you have.

Boss

Collin Joseph

Ah yes, my ideal dude, based completely on how he looks because that is the only thing that matters.

Never change my gays...

OP, I'd leave you sloppy seconds. He's hot.

R96, that's what a man does

I SO want to sniff his pits.

[quote] Ah yes, my ideal dude, based completely on how he looks because that is the only thing that matters. Never change my gays...

Oh yes R96 pretend like you are so cerebral that you are never turned by a pretty face, when in fact you are as likely to be turned on by a hot guy or girl depending on your persuasion as the next person. I don't know how you manage to make it through the day being so superior to us mere mortals.

EXactly

Mine

R14 I like to fuck in front of the mirror too

Absss

Mine

My dude

🔥🔥🔥💪🏽

The Tumblr linked at OP has lots of photos of very hot guys, many with natural pubes too.

Looks like someone got hold (catfished?) a bunch of straight guys sending photos to women.

Found a pic of OP.

Good luck OP finding your pure smooth clean-cut christian young man.

oh yeah man

this dude

R3 has literally no idea what "twink" means.

nice

"He's a ham sandwich. Fifty cents any time of the day or night."

Beiber Hair

R111 is photoshopped to death.

studs

The density of OP's fantasy lover's pit hair suggests that he has a VERY hairy hole.

Duo!

gadzooks bro

Amazing

lovely

Gymspiration 💪🏿

These are the type of guys even straight dudes acknowledge are hot

T#WINK-O-RAMA

Fine

All these posts and the OP's is still my favorite. Most of the guys are gym bodies and are too hard. A few are too soft. The OP seems just right.

Too hard bodied? 😲

the way i see it

if you want the fairy tale

you have to eat the poisonous apple and

fuck some midgets.

R126 gee how new and unusual to see this......thanks. i can sleep peacefully tonight now.

This

the only 'ideal' is what you IMAGINE, trust me

Close OP. Pits are too bushy.

Yummm to OP

Zac Perna

All man

Justin Rupitz and Simon Mathis

Marek A

this one

Who dat r139?

lips

Oh yeah man

Vump

Christian McCaffrey

One on right

Dylan McKenna

So many hot dudes here

wett

MMMMMmmm

Beauty of male body

Dudes today have incredible bods

Derek Chadwick

R25 has it right. Almost all of the guys posted here are mainstream vanilla gays.

OP, what do you look like? We can then let you know what's possible.

The most popular tastes are mainstream vanilla, by definition. Otherwise, it's a numerically minority or radical taste.

Eric Janicki is mine

IDeal

I'd bet when he opens his mouth purses fall out.

Not.

My type

This

And this

Nice

Just amazing dudes

Yusuf too

Yall have great taste on this thread. Like me!

yumm

dsss

Luke Layne

Michael Fitt

beautiful

R168 Now he's the man I would pay to get into my bed or whatever place he prefers.

Moses

adss

this dude

Mmmmm

These Dudes rock yo

MMMMM

Sam Cushing

love these dudes

I would marry him

Hot guys I'd like to date.

R180 is drop dead hot

The dude that owns these feet.

Uh okay

She is a magnificent homosexual, OP!

Chris Coudron

Dang, that dude's abs have abs

I gotta find me this Libra man!

Libra? Dude, wtf?

Turn in your gay card, r189.

R190, it is 2017. That card expired in about 1974.

my love

Hot damn!

These guys make my thing rock hard

Kiss me...why do anuses look like lips puckering?( My new drag name ).

UH wrong thread r195

Uh, r196 pic taken from OP link... kissy kissy

R186!

Anthony Michaels Markley

Oh yeah

this right here....

I vote for this guy because he looks happy.

Okay here he is....

Although [R170] did make me stop breathing.

Wonderful bros

Anazeballs!

This bruh

Was the guy in OP's image ever identified?

Yes R208. He is Evan Downs

Evan is much more ideal here

Isn't it sad that your ideal will never look twice at you

Not really, I am cool with singleness. If I am Not with my ideal, I am still fulfilled in singleness. I could never be happy settling for less than.

Hot to death

Mmmm

IF these guys dont motivate you to get to the gym, nothing can.

You better preach r215. After looking at these muscle hos, I am STILL not motivated to step foot in a gym. I'm relieved that I've passed this final test, so that I won't ever need to think about going to the gym, ever again!

Huh?

Uh huh

love these sad eyes

R219 is lit bro 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Boss bro

Stian Bjornes

wow!

Indeed

This

Michael Dean

Perfecto

Him!

Evan Downs. I need to sniff his pits.

Hottt

R141 is my type. Does anyone know his name?

Buff

Bruh of my Dreams

Jerdani Kraja

Taylor Rapp

Ozan

R232 nice smile beautiful body

R210, he looks like a slut or whore.

No he doesn't

Evan is not so hot in this pic. I agree that he has a boy-next-door look. But, aren't they all whores?

I bet that ass has been used and abused by numerous benefactors.

Evan is checking the highest bids on his phone.

Evan shows off his bulge.

john hirka is stunning

Alex Edwards

Ah, no...r245

Alex Edwards is off da chain hot!

Fady Bakri

DArnell y

Evan also goes by Chris...

Sexy

Florian Muntaneau

Brandon

dayum r253, is that ALL brandon in those boxers?

Brandon has the bod of dreams

Sebastian Mansla

Sam Asghari

Male beauty

HAF!

HAF!

HAF!

Nice bros

Marlon Estrada

Patrick Teutsch

Dude on mic

James Whipp

Mine

I need hotties like this

COlin Wayne

They all look like sluts.

And why is that a bad thing, R270?

both

just wow

Apparently OP's guy was using the name Chris Downs at one time. This article claims he is from Oregon not Florida as his facebook page claims.

Both

Lacrosse players are hot

Both

Ideal physique

R278: butter face...

So sexy

[quote]Ideal physique

That Jimmy Whipp is dreadful

Tight ass bods

Gorgeous wig work

Hot dudes everywhere!

Bod.

Kevin Thomas

This dude

Noah Levin

Kamiloo

Hot!

That Kamil has the absolutely most PERFECT body. He makes me feel all "funny" down there.

He's not perfect, but this guy's kinda my ideal guy

Nice

Yummm

Nathan is still my #1

,mmmmm

Boss

Dez Carlo

Luis Pachero Pena

Quin Bruce

Qwin Vitale

Qwin

Dusty Lachowicz

Qwin

Dylan McKenna

ALPha male

Brandon Patrick

Fabrice Lemonnier

Curtis Pressley

Chris Dahlan

Travis Cure

Matt Bishop

Mmmmm

R309 and R310 Fine looking men

LOok at Curtis’ arms! 💪🏽

JUST wow

Sam Gee

one of the hottest dudes I have ever seen

Oh yeah

Bobby Ida

beautiful

Alexander Myrvold

boss

So msny Goals dudebros here

this bro

StACKED

player on right

JOCK

So many hotties here.

Mike Roberts

hombre

R332:is that fucking thing REAL? Looks like it would hurt SO good...

REd compression

Jeff

boss

boss

Devin

Bae.

Babe

Torso

Daniel shoneye

DAmn

shane

Incredibro

R339 to R341 anyone of them would be more than fine to me.

Malcolm soloman

MMmmm

More!

Vlamir Ramirez

Power Ranger

Another one of those random threads that pops up every few weeks and disappears again.

This one always makes me sad because you know the OP has no chance of ever meeting a guy like that.

More

CHRistian “Run CMC” McCaffrey

Soldier

BOss

Produce

This type guy

Alpha

Jesse L Williams

Amin Elkach

Arad Win

Who dis?

Bump

Track pants

Rican

Jimmy G

FFds

Matt Barr is my current fave. DAMN good lookin’!

Shower

Alpha

I love that this insane thread shows up every few weeks, where guys post photos of unattainable guys they fantasize about. Sort of sad actually.

R372, you say it like it’s unusual. It’s the story of modern men seeking men.

Since the guys posted are likely straight, it doesn't really make a difference.

What's unusual (to me) is the tone.

Things like "Alpha" or whatever descriptors the guys use. It's like they've consigned themselves to the bargain bin of life.

ITS a Millennial/Gen X thing. The hot guys are called Alphas, Zaddy, beasts.

I am a Millennial and familiar with those terms R376, but don't really know anyone who uses them. If one of my friends did, we'd all laugh at him, it just sounds so pathetic, like the kid in high school who knew all about the hot jocks and what they did over the weekend and then you realized they had zero idea who he even was.

R377, you must never very white, in a very white place

I meant r377 must be very WHITE.

Flashman Wade

Stud

Great taste on this thread👍🏽

This guy

Alpha

JULIian michael smith

Behold

Hot!

Andre Burakovsky

MArino Katsouris

Rope

Alpha

BALLERS

Alpha

Corey Cann

My bro

My bro

Built

Boss

FRDds

Ako Rahim

Guapo

Biceps

Boxer

WHO dis?

Alpha Brotha

Alpha

Trevor BELL

restroom

Alton

Alpha

MBJ.

Trevor Bell

Baller

Bump

Whoever this is

Paul Bunyon

Ideal

This one

Nastase Daday

Fantasy

Eric Decker

Runway

Boss

Josue Jimenez

**I'm god gift** tattooed on his lower abdomen. I hope he can grow a furry enough treasure trail to cover that multi-level embarrassment up completely.

Yeah, horrible tatt on a stunningly hot dude

Antonio Brown

Bro

This one

Eyes

Alpha

Eyes

Sexy

Hells yeah

Warren

Yummm

Alpha

Jonatan Navarro

Smokin

A Ten 🔥

Michael Scanlon

R439 VERY nice, but why bump this when we can't even see the photo OP posted?

This one is mine

Ideal

Bump

Sam Asghari

Kings

Kings

Mine

Both

He could get it

Black

Jeans

Security