Name a shit movie you suffered through lately

I have MANY!!!

Suicide Squad Human Centipede 3 Norbit The conjuring 2

Florence Griffith Joyner Foster Jenkins. Oy.

I see the "Florence Griffith Joyner Foster Jenkins Oy" troll has found this thread.

"The Nice Guys"

"Café Society"

Invasion of the grand maul seizures.

That awful Adam Sandler movie, Jack and Jill. Brother is a big Sandler fan and we went with my Dad too.

Only good thing is Dad and I can rag on him about making us watch it. Any time he acts up, one of us just says "Jack and Jill" and he shuts up.

What prompted this was my rental of "45 Years" which felt like forty-five years in a Turkish prison.

Ugly, boring, unfulfilled people being saaad.

Can someone kidnap Charlotte Rampling and force her into cosmetic surgery? She has more wrinkles than my nutsack.

Jason Bourne sucked ass and not in a good way. No real dialogue or complex plot like earlier Bourne films. Just a lot of crashing, blasting and interminable car chases.

London has Fallen. Quick-forwarded through the hopeless thing.

Ghostbusters 2016. What a tragic mess.

Not the latest but the one I suffered through most and could not watch to the finish - Moulin Rouge!

Dancer in the Dark & The Peanuts Movie, Rachel Getting Married, Meatballs 2

Lord of the Rings

cafe society wasn't dramatic enough to be a drama or funny enough to be a comedy. badly underwritten, unappealingly performed (enough with aspies Jesse Eisenberg, he's a complete dud on screen), and cheaply made. Woody Allen should retire. His work is just beyond meh now.

Not anything recent but Les Mis was more painful that getting poked by a porcupine

London Has Fallen for me too. I thought the first one was entertaining in a craptastic way, but LHF was just a piece of shit.

And Channing Tatum is looking older and fat, IMHO.

Almodovar's latest Julieta. What a waste!

Pixels!

Didn't know anything about it, thought it was all animated. It's not. And Adam Sandler's BFF is Kevin James who is the POTUS. Yeah, riiiight.

Gave it a chance, got about 20 minutes in and said "Fuck this shit!" Stopped watching and immediately deleted the file.

R1, why did you watch Human Centipede 3?

I actually enjoyed the first one, it was amusing in a so-stupid-it's-funny way, but the second one was nasty and fucked up. I don't intend to watch the third one.

So r13 you have not seen a movie in years? Why do you bother.

I watched the Marvel Universe films this summer while I was doing chores - so I didnt even demand they capture and keep my attention. They are colourful and some of them are entertaining but a few have long long stretches of nothing.

Netflix thought I would love The Get Down

Cafe Society and The Sausage movie.

Batman v. Superman. Terrible. I'm definitely not going to see Suicide Squad now.

THE BALLAD OF TAM LIN (1970). Roddy McDowall's insanely bad mash-up of horror movie and Swinging England romp.

Secret Ceremony

I saw this movie for years on my video store shelf, and always hesitated picking it up for some reason .. Randomly found again it on youtube .... WOW, what a sticker!!!! Carrie playing basically the same sarcastic/pushy/whiny woman she has played in every film since Jedi, only this time she's not funny at all... Looks like it was filmed in less than two days, with no production values to speak of (by prolific gay porn director Joe Gage). Carrie does try in a few scenes, then seems to give up after 15 minutes.... Never felt so awkward watching an actor withering away off my screen before. OUCH!

Don't Breathe.

It seems like most movies these days.

The Invitation

[Quote] Don't Breathe

Hmm was thinking about seeing that. I thought it was supposed to be half way decent.

"A Walk To Remember"

The Imitation Game. Benedict Cucumbersandwichbatch went full retard for that role and I managed to watch exactly three minutes of that movie.

I also couldn't get past the first ten minutes of Max Mad: Fury Road. The editing style was a bit too much for my taste.

45 Years was great, and Charlotte Rampling gave one of the best female performances in recent years. Glad she got her long overdue first Oscar nom for it.

"Joy" and "X-Men: Apocalypse" - any movie that features the overrated casting coach whore, Jennifer Lawrence.

I have not been to the movies in years because there is just nothing intersting out there. I mean, nothing. It's ALL comic book movies. Meryl Streep should just do comic book movies now.

Many years ago I saw Pretty Woman and I hated it. Since then I have never gone out of my way to see anything she is in. She is a very unappesking and horesfaced to.

Cafe Society lacked oxygen. Captain Fantastic needed more screen time for the Viggo Mortenson full frontal penis scene. "It's just a penis."

But, for what it's worth, Bad Moms was likeable enough.

Is Kathryn Hahn the new Jennifer Coolidge?

Watched maybe 1/2 of Self/Less (another shit/gift from Ryan Reynolds. Thanks, Ryan!).

Gave up midway into the ridiculous Fifty Shades of Gall. Jamie and Dakota's leftover dignity shreds are available on ebay.

I did make the effort to get all the way through the why and so what of Woman In Gold which is more effort than the makers maked.

Everyone involved with Jurassic World should be fed to a T. rex that giggles and chews very slowly.

CAROL. Godawful. Long on style, absolutely devoid of substance.

[quote]Everyone involved with Jurassic World should be fed to a T. rex that giggles and chews very slowly.

I wish people would send hate mail to Bryce Dallas Howard the way they do to Leslie Jones.

Light Between The Oceans

Maybe I'm the only one on the planet who feels this way, but I did not really enjoy "Star Wars - The Force Awakens" as much as the hype led people to believe they would.

And I can watch the first three ('77 - '80 - '83) over and over again.

Probably the worst ever was Runaway Bride. Of course I knew better, but it was a friend's birthday and that was what she wanted. It was excruciating, not helped by my friend crying most of the way through the movie and sometimes sobbing.

R7, is your brother otherwise normal and functioning? I've always wondered who goes to see anything Adam Sandler does.

The new GHOSTBUSTERS.

What a tremendous bag of shit. Everyone in it & associated with it, should be banished to a desert island, never to be seen nor heard from again.

I suffered through 45 minutes of it before I just shut it down.

I'm on a bad streak. Make the Yuletide Gay, West Hollywood Motel, Love or Whatever, Arizona Sky, Long Term Relationship

What a horror parade of bad movies

Sausage Party

The Perfect Host. I watched this based on recommendations from people on DL.

What a shit movie.

The Curse of Sleeping Beauty. Stupidest thing I've seen in a while.

r49 is that the one where he imagines everybody? I love that movie.

I've seen more bad horror movies than I can remember but I just tried watching something called "The Amityville Legacy" on amazon prime and I have a found a new low. It looks like it was filmed on someone's phone in some generic low-income house with a cast found at the local tattoo parlor. The evil "dad" is maybe 5 years older than the actors playing his kids. One of the sons is gay so the evil ghost gets to stir up dad's homophobia with lame gay slurs. It's only about 80 minutes long but I couldn't even make it halfway. Don't be fooled by the insert shots of the real Amityville house.

R50, that's the one.

Not lately, but this crap film was absolutely unbearable. I can't believe it won some award at Cannes.

Jupiter Asending.

WTF???

I LOVED Jupiter Ascending. So sorry to see Mila devolve into Bad Moms material.

"W" by Oliver Stone was the only movie I ever walked out of. It was sooo boring.

I still haven't been able to finish "Eraserhead" I keep falling asleep

Don't hate me james Bond lovers but the most recent shit movie I saw was an oldie not a goodie "The Man with the Golden Gun" so dated, the stupid flying car, and the fights were so awkward and slow, like elderly people slow. Just awful, not even Christopher Lee Maude Adams or Britt Eklund could save it

Fifty shades of grey.. I don't even understand why people talk high of that movie..

R47 - I actually watched the very worst gay movie ever, so you didn't have to: The House of Adam. One reviewer said he thought the cast seemed drunk. Reply said "They had to be to get through the job!"

Independence Day: Reassurance what a piece of shit.

My boyfriend recently made me watch "Les Miz" (gag). I hated it, SO MUCH, and not just because I hate AnnE. I have never been moved by the musical, even though I've only seen clips on the Tonys and other TV shows. It's just not my type of musical. My BF was in TEARS by the end, and he's seen the musical and movie numerous times! He couldn't believe I wasn't tearing up. ...

One of those "Fred" movies with that little twink with the annoying voice. I think they are Disney or Nickelodeon? My niece wanted to watch it. Terrible. John Cena was in it, so at least there was that.

I'll second "Star Wars: The Force Awakens." It was enjoyable but nowhere near what the hype said it was.

"Iron Man 2": just terrible and started putting me off comic-book movies. "X-Men: First Class" then "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" sealed the deal. D

"the Last Witch Hunter".

Caught it on cable. I like Elija Wood. And even Vin Disel.

But dear god, talk about a movie that has zero reason to exist. It's so utterly pointless, and so devoid of any purpose or any originality or ... anything.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is the best comic book movie out there, R62... easily my favorite of all the Marvel movies. So strange that you think it was terrible. It was amazingly well crafted.

Me too, R55.

R46, the first act of the new Ghostbusters was slow and not funny. However, it completely picked up after that. I ended up liking it quite a bit. You quit just before it got better.

Bless your heart, R64.

No, R67, bless YOUR heart. Winter Soldier was awesome. Robert Redford was perfectly cast. The movie is extremely well crafted, tight, great story-telling. Top to bottom, it's easily one of the best of the Marvel movies.

If you're going to select a marvel movie... stick to Iron Man 2 and Spider Man 3. THOSE movies were bad.

R44, you're not the only one. Reaction was actually fairly mixed on The Force Awakens... and like you, I though it was over-hyped. Better than the prequels, but not better than the original trilogy, imho. Not a 'shit' movie, but a disappointment certainly.

I thought Star Wars: The Force Awakens was the worst movie ever made. I was wrong. Independence Day 2 beat it by a mile.

I just saw "The Fifth Wave" on HBO. It was terrible.

BITE YOUR TONGUE, R14!!!

X-Men: Apocalypse really was terrible.

The new Star Trek... Beyond? Was not good either.

My god, fanboys and their outrage if you dare to criticize one of their favorite little movies. Two words: Grow up.

I'm done with the Marvel movies. The first ones were entertaining enough, but now it's just the same shit over and over again. Same basic plot, same 15 minute battle scenes, pretty much the same dialogue, etc. I know they're going to ride the gravy train of these movies as long as they can, but they ran out of ideas a while ago, it seems.

It's just that there's no basis for calling it a 'shit movie'.

Shit movies are bad. Terrible. Poorly written or crafted.

YOU grow up. Seriously. Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Agree on Jurassic World, I took my niece and nephew to see it and of course I wasn't expecting Shakespeare but I figured that a movie with CGI dinosaurs would be fun and entertaining. Wrong! It was such a piece of shit, and seriously, how inept of a filmmaker can someone be to make a movie about an island full of dinosaurs actually boring as watching paint dry? That's just beyond incompetent.

Also, Chris Pratt is can't act worth shit and Bryce Dallas Howard such an unappealing twat of an actress I can't believe they get as much work as they do.

Not a recent movie but I just saw "The French Connection" on Netflix. Leaden, uninteresting story with no depth; some interesting cinematography in parts. Everything else was just like a drawn out cop show episode. And the characters were shallow and unlikeable, mostly. I thought I was going to be in for a "Taking of Pelham 123"-type film (a movie that really surprised me- no, not the crap remake) but it was just an absolute snooze. And that ending! Oy.....

I can't keep up with all the crappy films that I have attempted to watch lately. One thing that its really starting to annoy me is those films with about 20 production company credits before the film starts. It's usually those really independent films and it takes about 10 minutes to get through the stupid little production company animations and logos. Brought to you by: Stark Films, in association with Pickle Productions, with Rancid Reel Films and the BBC Lottery Film Fund, with help from Trifle Titles and so on.

Star Trek Beyond. I fogot about that. It was closer to Independence Day2 bad. The only redeeming quality is that the the theater served alcohol.

How do you type with your little fists on your hips, R64/68/76?

[quote]The only redeeming quality is that the the theater served alcohol.

And Chris Pine was drinking alcohol during the actual filming!

"Bo Dean Is Jake Cruise's Birthday Surprise"

The surprise is how quickly it wilted my dick.

The Shout. Absolute pretension without any coherent arc. What a waste of the wonderful Alan Bates and Susanah York. Nice tit shots of Susie though

Can you blame him, r82?

Rich and Famous. I'd just watched Old Acquaintance, so I thought I'd watch the remake. Even Hart Bochner couldn't make me keep watching it.

They All Laughed (1981) directed by Bogdanovich. No discernible plot with the actors secretly following each other around the streets of NYC. Very disappointing.

"Hail Caesar". I wanted to like it, I'm a classic film geek and I've loved some of the Coen brothers previous films.

But about half an hour in, I turned to the friend I was watching with and asked "Does this make any sense to you?", and it didn't. It's an incoherent mess with a strange streak of religiosity, and the only reason we kept watching is that the coen brothers threw in several enchanting imitations of studio films. Seeing Channing Tatum do a Gene Kelly number was worth the $1.50 rental.

Yeah, R88, pretty much. That movie never gelled into anything. It was a mess. A huge mis-fire.

Rickie and the Flash. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Awful!

Magic Mike XXL .

WTF was that??

The director and writer of that movie should be given award. He had 3 of the hottest guy in his star cast , a plot involving male strippers and he got me (one of shallowest gay in the whole world) as audience .

Yet he was able to make that movie such a big snoozefest that I almost slept in the movie . I woke up in the end when last strip dance was happening ,even that was horrible

WTF he was trying to make ? Documentary? Mocumentary? feature film ? Because it didn't turned out to be either .

If you're not enjoying a movie, TURN IT THE FUCK OFF. If you and your moviegoing partner are hating a movie, walk out and get a refund (or a re-admit pass, which is a free ticket).

For fifty years, audiences have made it a point to suffer through movies they aren't enjoying in the hopes they'll get better. It almost never happens.

There's an occasional movie where the ending can bring some clarification to a plot or add a new layer. Those are about 1 out of 1000. If you're in one of those movies, you've likely been given the heads up that something special is coming. Although I'd argue that's the case with the end of Sausage Party, which is memorably filthy and debaucherous followed by a meta twist that is fun. But any asshole who sits through that entire movie and then complains about it because they didn't find it funny could just as easily be aware of that after 5 minutes of viewing. I'd never judge someone for saying that film isn't for them, I would judge someone for sitting through it if they didn't like it.

you suffered through LATELY

reading comprehension - never a given at DL

Cafe de Flore. It's about French people, some of whom are French Canadians. This guy has a mid-life crisis and leaves his wife, whom he's been with since they were teenagers, for a piece of hot young ass who he meets at AA. Meanwhile, the wife goes to a psychic who tells her that she was her husband's mother in a previous life and both the husband and the young snatch had Down Syndrome in that incarnation. As his mother, she was so jealous of his friendship with the little retarded girl that she barely swerved from killing them in an intentional high speed wreck. There are all these non-linear visual bit flashes to help ram home the point that the husband and his girlfriend are retards. There are all these retards wandering through an airport over and over again and they all have the girlfriend's tattoos. I guess all the people at AA are supposed to be retards, too. I don't know what I was supposed to get out of this other than the ex-wife being psychotic and that the filmmaker thinks drunks, cheaters, sluts, the tattooed, DJs, French Canadians and everyone in airports are retarded.

SAUSAGE PARTY.

It sucked.

And it's my job, R92, don't judge things you don't understand.

Do you think someone on LSD could enjoy Sausage Party?

I saw Cape fear recently and I was pretty shocked to see Gregory peck was a horrible actor. The movie was lame too.

*Cape Fear

Someone mentioned Les Mis. I just turned it off. It's the movie that led me to view Anne Hathaway with a weary yet aggravated contempt.

The Lobster vacillated from ghastly to torpid.

It takes some real skill to make a POS like that.

Jason Bourne was just a retread. Boring as hell.

Best movie of the summer's animated Kubo and the Two Strings which is a fucking masterpiece.

R97 Someone on a heavy dose of acid probably shouldn't be in a movie theater. It's too public of a space, you're surrounded by people and its expected that you will be quiet. Any deviation from that or loss of control will be noticed and you could end up arrested if you create a disruption.

Acid isn't built for 90 minutes of concentration. You're just as likely to enjoy spending 5 minutes looking into your bag of popcorn and then another 20 staring at the pattern on the carpet as following the movie.

I took acid once when I was a teenager. It was awful, I hated tripping. I never touched it again.

Acid helped me get over a relationship that had ended.

"Brought to you by: Stark Films, in association with Pickle Productions, with Rancid Reel Films and the BBC Lottery Film Fund, with help from Trifle Titles and so on."

THIS.

R86 - I just watched Rich and Famous again as I was in a Candice Bergen mood.

R78 - I have The French Connection on my pile to watch. I recently saw another Gene Hackman movie - Scarecrow, also with Al Pacino. Took me two attempts to get through it and I think I was fast-forwarding to the end.

X Men Apocalypse. So dissapointing. Stopped watching 15 minutes before the end.

Disappointing

r94, I am NOT retarded!

Pixels was funny. I like most Adam Sandler movies, he should just stick to comedy though, he's no great actor.

Pixels was geared to late Gen Xers.

I love stupid, even raunchy comedies and I don't care who's making me laugh. I swear some of your faces would Crack if you broke a smile.

Terminator Genisys was dreadful. So disappointing. Sinister2 weak sequel, only finished it because James Ransone so intensely, creepily HOT. StarTrek movies.. No thank you. Suicide Squad, a friend's bootleg, I knew better than to pay movie price..sucked. Freefall, a gay-themed movie on HERE. This made me dump the HERE channel. Finally.

The Ab Fab movie was dire.

R112 How was Pixels even remotly funny?? Im so sick of movies pandering to fucking nerds nowadays.

For R79

I just had to evaluate a thesis on Marguerite Duras. We all tried to discourage this choice, but failed. I had to rewatch bits of her films which are excruciating nowadays. I mean really all that French shit was intellectually and formally significant but SVP, non.

Pixels really was terrible.

"Chappie"

Diarrhea of a Mad Housewife.

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.

I checked out Gods of Egypt at the library to ogle Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. It was so awful I didn't make it to the five minute mark.

Shame, with Michael Fassbender and Carey Mulligan. The acting was good, but the plot was so fucking boring. The gratuitous nudity barely helped.

I tried to watch Irrational Man on Netflix last night. I usually like Woody Allen movies but I couldn't get past 10 minutes of this one. I think Woody should retire and write his autobiography.

Same here, r124 but I made it to 25 minutes before I shut it off. Absolutely awful, and I can usually watch Parker Posey in anything.

Yes, R79--lol!

I agree with everyone who was annoyed and disappointed with Cafe Society. Zero story. Unappealing main couple. Lazy writing. Typical latter-day Woody.

Cafe Society has zero story? Please. I just watched Post R92 and I can't believe I sat through the entire thing. God it was so pointless.

Sisters w/Tina and Amy. Wanted to like it..But a long drawn out bad SNL skit.

Anything with Bryce Dallas Howard, the most useless twat of an actress to come down the pike in a while.

Sisters was so bad and it included an epically failed characterization by Maya Rudolph.

Seth Rogan is not just lame, he's EVIL.

Don't Breathe (don't go)

Café Society

Captain Fantastic

Amy Shumer's TRAINWRECK.

It was.

The 5th Wave, what a hot mess. I don't expect much from YA dystopian action films, but this mess makes K Stew look like a master thespian in comparison.

The Ben Hur remake. I started looking at my watch ten minutes into it. My 10 yr old nephew wanted to see it, and even he thought it was crap.

Noah, Anomalisa, Zoolander 2, 13 Hours, Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Ben-Hur, Terminator Genisys, Florence Foster Jenkins...

[quote] Anything with Bryce Dallas Howard, the most useless twat of an actress to come down the pike in a while.

If she ever plays a nun on an airplane with a guitar, I'm giving up on Hollywood forever.

I have been frantically trying to find this thread just so I can release the burden that was watching Money Monster.

I am going to sue those assholes for 2 hrs wages for suffering through that. And that was after fast forwarding through half.

I need to go shower and wash that movie off of me.

The most recent Avengers movie. I shut it off halfway through when I realized that it had no plot.

I watched The Blue Lagoon on Blu-ray tonight. Okay, so Chris Atkins is a total babe with an incredible body, but he can't act for shit. Brooke Shields, though breathtakingly beautiful, isn't much better. The photography was gorgeous. Not so much a terrible movie as much as it is mediocre.

The light between oceans. Walked out

Agreed R90. Ricki and the Flash was a pile of festering horsedung. The Revenant. How did Leo get an Oscar for three hours of grunting and frostbite? The only redeeming factors were the cinematography (although pine trees and snow get hella dull) and Tom Hardy. If I hadn't been in the cinema with friends I'd have left after the tenth grunt.

Pete's Dragon. Not at all like the original. Poor characterization, irrational actions/motivations, and terminal bad acting, and that's just the dragon.

[R140]Nobody watches The Blue Lagoon,then and now,for the acting.

the baywatch movie. the storyline was so shitty.

Bratz

I listen to a podcast where they trash awful movies and it's more fun if you have seen the movie. Bratz was truly shitty, no redeeming schlock or camp factor, just a stupid kids movie.

r129 OH STFU... She was awesome in Black Mirror.

Jackie (2016)

It Comes At Night...

Trailer so good. Movie so bad!

R148 Jackie fucking sucks!

I turned off Guardians of the Galaxy 2 after five minutes.

Godard's Un Film Socialisme

R54. Lol!!!! Same. Jupiter Ascending. I walked out after 20 minutes.

The Jerry Seinfeld comedy “special” on Netflix.

Turned it off halfway through. All the jokes were old material.

The Revenant. Total crap. It's nothing but cinematography and Di Caprio's just godawful.

I also tried to watch the Seinfeld Netflix special, and shut it off. It was awful. I did the same with the Amy Schumer special a while back, I didn't even last 10 minutes.

La La Land. I saw it on a free pass and still wanted my money back.

A movie from 5 years ago called "Stuck In Love". Not one character to care about. Unwatchable.

The Witch from early 2016. 2 hours of moodiness with a pilgrim family on a farm. SPOILER ALERT- the demon is the goat

Florence Jenkins, the Meryl Streep Hugh grant movie. Ugh. And Dunkirk. endless.

"La La Land"

Dear God. It was tedious.

OMG, you beat me to it by 17 minutes, R161.

What a load of CRAP.

Pluto Nash

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - tedious.

Actually, most of what I've seen lately seems tedious. A better question might be, "what movies have you seen lately that you didn't suffer through?"

I loved “Guardians of the Galaxy 2“.

“Star Trek Beyond” was beyond awful, though.

"The Strangler" (1964): belated & blatant rip-off of "Psycho" (right down to a murder in a shower). Hitchcock could have sued.

Mamma Mia 2. Wanted to walk out but there were too many 300lbs dancing fraus blocking the exit.

Tully. Worthless crap.

“Kiss The Scabs Off My Lips.” Dreadful schlock.