90 Day Fiance

Nikki is really a man, right?

I mean... that's a ladyboy if I ever saw one.

I think the reason that "Mark doesn't want kids" is just a cover story, because Nick/Nikki can't HAVE any kids.

This is a repeat. I saw this last year. It also a couple - 20 -something guy from Tunisia and his U.S. 40 or 50 something (overweight) fiance. That story was harrowing to watch.

I can't remember what happens to Nick/Nikki relationship. That was also disturbing to watch.

Nikki is definitely a trannie. They should have done a dick-check on "her" before s(he) was allowed to get married.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's nice that people take such pride in their fucked up lives.

Closet case 58 year old with his 19 year old Filipino ladyboy. Gross.

The only two couples who could honestly be attracted to each other are Loren & her Hot AF Israeli husband and the cute guy Ross from OK and his Colombian wife. The rest are such obvious gold digging or green card situations. The worst was Mohammed and Danielle.

I've been laid up sick and binged this train wreck. The gay Mormon boy, good lord. And his creepy brother and parents. I feel bad for the Russian bride. The Jamaican and Israeli guys were hot, but there is no way all these marriages won't end in tears.

I can't believe the Arab from Tunisia and that granny from Ohio. Likewise the fat blonde from wherever and the Arab from Morocco. Trump won't close the K-1 Visa because that is how he's found his wives.

I'm also sick and binge watching r7. The guy who moved to Portland to try and please his Thai bride pings.

The fucking sweating pig who is marrying the Morroccan guy is too much. To hear her say she's a picky eater as she lumbers through the market place is hilarious.

R10, yes, and did you see the part where she tells him that SHE cheated on him? Even after going over there and seeing the cultural differences, she still gets mad that she can't show affection in public. As soon as she could, she announced to the camera, "we had sex!" Ugh. What didn't make sense was when he said he was surprised she was so "big" when he first saw her in person. They met online, so why didn't he know how overweight she is? She already has a daughter, too.

The couple that's really disturbing is that 43 year old mother of 3 teens who married the 20-something guy from Tunisia. Surprisingly they lasted for more than a year, but he split as soon as he got his green card.

r11 Yes! Danielle and Mohammed and the breakout star, Danielle's wandering eye! He's a fucking prick and she's an idiot to think he was actually interested in her and she still doesn't seem to get that it was a scam. Nice to know broody malcontents can come over here on visas by marrying fucking morons like her.

That fat pot dealer and the beastly Russian are disgusting too. Hun, you're not that hot, settle for maybe 3k a month and call it a day.

There has to be something very wrong with all of these Americans, if they have to find a relationship with someone outside of this country.

There are 330,000,000 Americans! And you can't find even ONE to date?

These people are fucking trainwrecks.

And I agree that the guy married to the Thai girl pings. You know what they say about guys who marry asian girls...

But interestingly, the two Arab guys pinged for me, as well. ESPECIALLY the Moroccan with the heavyset girl. He looked tortured!

I can't believe how stupid all of these people are to not understand that they are just being used.

Does the hot Morrocan understand they have to be married for two years?

Oh god...that face on that chick. And fuck her for bringing this shit into her life, she has a baby. Her parents seem to know she's a fucking idiot and an unfortunate looking one at that. Her and Danielle need to be spayed now.

Anfisa is the Russian fiancé whose breast implants look like sand dunes, not mountains. Jorge is no real prize either.

These two are an episode of "Snapped" in the making.

Yeah r16 they're both fucking beasts. That toothy guy that's been married 3 or 4 times is also a little extra extra for me. That idiotic Chantel is at least on par with her guy in the looks dept. but they both seem a bit dim. And we have still yet to meet that fat black chick who was catfished by her ex and is now going to marry him.

R17, agreed. Pedro (I think he's from DR) has an incredible body. I'm not sure what the Domincans have in their water, but guys from there are ridiculously hot.

No. Can't watch that or the crazy pageant shows or some of that other stuff on TLC. I watch some of that British stuff and porn.

Ugh, this Florida trash Nicole is so disgusting and infuriating, having her young kid call this guy "daddy". And wtf honey, I think you know why he doesn't want to "show you off" besides him telling you a million times there are not pda's in his country, you are fat and fucking gross, why would he want to show you off?

Nicole and her Moroccan fiance rode camels in the desert out to a campsite. The camel was straining. He should have left her jumbo body out there for a month.

I can't believe that fat blonde has so little dignity. It's obvious Azin? is not physically attracted to her and doesn't even like her. He sees her as his ticket to the US. If she's that desperate she can find an fuckboy at home who can at least work in the US.

I can understand the people who are kind of attractive being together. Like the JAP & her Israeli guy, the sexy Oklahoman & his Colombian wife and the two dimwits. I don't get Jorge with Anifsa. If he was going to pay all that money couldn't he have found a hotter Russian? Her face is busted.

I don't think Chantal is dim, just immature. Tough to tell with the Dominican, due to the lack of language. But I wonder if they'll last once the heat subsides.

It might end in more than just tears, R7:

Danielle kept the fact that she was deep in debt from Mohammed until he arrived. While he is in Miami with Luisa, Danielle began dating a guy she met online who's married. She thinks it's OK because "he's separated." Read that she set up GoFundMe to pay for the annulment.

Nicole's mother questioned why the Moroccan would want her daughter since there are more attractive women available. We know she meant "more slender."

Luisa said that she was going to reveal some "secret" about Mohamed, but she never did.

I'll just bet she found out that he's gay. The guy pings big time.

Luisa will reveal that he escaped the Muslim tradition of circumcision;

I love that Luisa recognised he was a himbo fuckboy and ditched him.

I am so in love with Alexei.

That is one 6'4 hunk of Ukrainian stud meat!!!

I can't believe that he hitched himself to that crazy girl with tourettes.

I'll just bet that he has a nice long, thick dick.

Mmmmm... Alexei

R28, I didn't realize Mohamed was so bosomy. His mildly retarded wife has less chest than he does.

LOL r33, I noticed the same thing.

Maybe he's transitioning. There's no way that guy is straight. But he's definitely a grifter.

I think he wasn't fucking Luisa because he's gay and that's why she ditched him.

Jesus, is that foreign dude with Danielle also attracted to wonky eyed halfwits? It fucking sets my teeth on edge to hear her double negatives and talking about her "mel" (male) friends. And Luisa is a bit fat too but it doesn't matter because Mohammed is clearly gay.

Hearing him talk bout how he fantasises about omen is hilarious r36

The best storyine IMO is the one in Morocco. The guy, Hazan, is this exquisite little guy and he is saddled with this crinkly eyed hog from Florida who demands that he hug her all the time, which he claims is against his religion.

This week he drags her out to the desert to ride a camel and walk through deep sand dunes. I think he's trying to kill her.

Also like the updates on Jamaican resort rentboy Devar and dopey ass Melanie, who is slowly draining herself of all her assets.

I've never watched this. These people appear to be trashy AF.

By exquisite you mean gay, right?

I've been pretty lonely in my life but never sad enough to buy a spouse. Why not just hire a hooker? These people are next level pathetic. Most of their spouses aren't even trying to hide the fact that they're con artists. The world of the heterosexual is indeed a sick and boring life.

That 24 year old guy from the Dominican Republic is hot as fuck!

It's really disgusting that those fucking pigs Nicole and Danielle can marry some malcontents and get them citizenship. Nicole can't be surprised that her "fiance'" thinks she's fat and lazy, isn't that why she had to choose a desperate, non American? I guess she didn't think he'd actually voice it. Anfisa thinking she's going to be some high fashion model is hilarious but her dude is a pig too so she may as well get what she can from him and try and make some money too. Only Chantel and her guy are evenly matched in looks and brains, they seem boring and dim witted.

Devar's sisters are straight up laughing at the hatchet-faced Melanie supporting their boy toy brother.

Yeah - I cringe-watched this show last year. The Tunisian with the overweight Ohio woman 20 years older than him was just disgusting. She was SOOOO annoying.

And all of the mail-order brides who dream of moving to the states and living the high-life only to end up in some broke-ass small town in the middle of nowhere. No culture, no excitement, no jobs - not much better off than where they came from.

The tension in those homes must be thick as hell.

Why don't you want to show me off?

I'm actually surprised more of these mail order bride/groom situations don't end in murder or murder suicide.

Oh god, I love you guys. No one I know will admit to watching this show. I was sure Nikki was a ladyboy, too. And all the other things you say here, yes, exactly. Mohammed's moobs. The gayness of so many of these men. Most of the Americans are either big stunted babies or off-kilter creepers.

Mohamed's sense of entitlement is unbelieveable. He knows that he tricked Danielle into marrying him for the green card, and now that she wants to pull the rug out from under him, he's saying, just give me a divorce (not an anullment), and he'll be on his way. "You don't own this country." "I want to stay in the USA and get on with my life." "I left everything behind, just to come and be with you!"

Is he fucking kidding? The only reason he's even allowed to be in the US is under the pretense of being married to Danielle. KICK HIS ASS OUT!

The chubby girl has a cute face. I'll bet if she went on a diet, she'd be very pretty. Her boyfriend still doesn't seem like he'd be interested in her, though.

Pedro the guy from the Dominican Republic has a fantastic body. I wonder if he'd ever "experiment" with a guy? Are Dominican guys sexually open?

Alexei from Israel is still the hottest. His muscular arms and tall frame just drive me wild!

They might as well change the name to 90 day trash can fire.

Well, almost none of these people would be able to get someone much younger/hotter than themselves unless they paid for it. They're not interested in a real relationship with a peer. Frankly, many are so strange, it's no wonder normal people go in the other direction.

They should do a same sex couple next season. And not a ladyboy coming over from the Philippines. Something like a hot Argentinian for a 300lb. sci-fi geek who lives in Orlando or Tampa. Probably Tampa so there could be beach scenes of the hot one in a speedo being chatted up and the 300lb. one under the beach umbrella acting insanely jealous.

I like your idea r52

What was the Russian chick Anfisisa? doing before she married that pig. Was she a hooker back in Russia?

All the Eastern European chicks on this show are butterfaces. Is that common with Eastern European women?

No r55. But the pretty ones marry early, to men in their own countries.

Luisa is a scammer with 2 sons from 2 different men. I think the manipulation Mohammed tried didn't work on her because they're made of the same cloth. He couldn't use guilt on her, or play on her emotions.

Even if his marriage is annulled, Mohammed could conceivably remain in the US. Too bad some vindicative INS agent isn't watching the show.

There are couples on that show that are even matches and appear to be I love. So, I don't think it's a loser dynamic. I think things to watch are whether they are of similar ages and physically matched. Most of the couples are still together.

I think Devar, the Jamaican, does love Melanie. He actually seems to be a stand up guy. Pedro, the Dominican, is also either in lust or love with Chantel.

The cute Filipino woman and the fattish guy with the bratty daughter seem to be a genuine couple.

Yes. She is smarter than he is. I'm happy he is standing behind her when his trash family suggests she married him for a green card.

Alexei is probably the most legitimate of all the relationships, because he proposed to Lauren in Israel, while she was on a trip.

In fact, he doesn't even want to live in the US! All of his family and friends are in Israel, and he seems quite happy to stay there.

It's Lauren who wants him to stay in the US with her family.

Clearly, he's not in it for the green card. And they're actually quite a cute couple, minus her "tourettes."

Lauren should move to Israel. He'd Be happier and maybe she'd get more dick. I can't believe that blonde fatty in Morocco couldn't walk up a hill. All the overweight people I know can at least do that much and they don't waddle everywhere. She must live off mcdonalds.

I guess instantagram is where anifisa advertises her "services"

I know someone from Egypt, r63. He said sand dunes are difficult to walk on, even for locals, and worse if it's uphill.

R65 = fatty fat fat Mcfatterson Danielle

Mohammed is a fucking prick but Danielle is a moron too. He made it clear in about a thousand subtle and not so subtle ways that he was not the least bit interested in her and she should have sent his ass home before. Even now when she meets him she wants to "save her marriage"...bitch, please....use that wonky eye to look inside yourself for some peace, you won't get it from any asshole on the internet.

Mohammed, your boobs are bigger than mine, bitch!

Danielle is a real beauty!

Sorry Danielle, I can not kiss you at our wedding because it is the month of Ramadan...

Danielle is legitimately dumb, but she plays the passive aggressive victim role well enough that it's clear she's spent her lifetime trying to perfect it.

Her specialty is making bad decisions and trying to get everyone to feel badly for her.

TLC is exploiting Danielle with its new show. Mohammed is a con artist, so I don't think he's being exploited.

Danielle, I can't kiss you on any day that ends in "Y".

I feel sorry for sexy Alexei....he and Loren, along with her parents, travel back to Israel to have another wedding ceremony for his family and friends First his father tells him that his being gone has sent him into severe depression, and that his mother cries every day. He's been gone a YEAR. And his crummy friends won't show up for the wedding because they're angry he married an American. He went to one guy's house to personally ask him and the guy treated him like shit.

I also feel a sense of impending doom for that giantess and the catfishing Nigerian. She was slobbering Modge Podge on some cheap candle holders and covering them in glitter. And WHY do these heifers insist on going out and buying wedding dresses? Danielle clearly did not have a pot to pee in and she got one, and the horrifying sight of that black woman trying on dresses for some dude from NIGERIA who she has never met?

It beats ROB AND CHYNA, at least.

I really feel sorry for Danielle's kids.

I feel sorry for Danielle's kids as well. I think Mohammed had a restraining order against Danielle's son.

Danielle seems to have a need to be the centre of attention, to the detriment of her children.

Yeah Danielle is a huge asshole and yes, professional victim. She was hiding her financial ruin from Mohammed in order to keep him around, it's safe to say they both lied and got what they deserved. Her kids seem smart and self-aware though, so I hope they run from that narsy idiot mom as soon as they can.

I think TLC is giving them so much airtime to replace the Duggars.

I liked how, before Danielle went to meet Mohammed, she had her daughters do her hair and makeup, saying she wanted him to know what he is missing. LOL.

Didn't TLC also unleashed Octomom or Kate-o-mom, plus the Duggars and their forgive-me-Jeebus molestation? So why would this latest shit show be any less of a trainwreck?

It is must watch TV, r80, if only to confirm the degradation of American society.

Who's that old guy who is Mohamed's "friend"? Is he tying to fuck him?

I thought that, but apparently the guy's wife met Mohammed at Walmart and offered him a place to stay.

Meanwhile, Luisa, the woman he was with in Miami, posted that he was a pig for blow jobs but nothing else.

Are we supposed to be appalled or surprised that Anfisa is only with that fat drug dealer for money? No shit, she's using what she has to get what she wants, as is he. If he really thought she would be with him even if he's broke than he wouldn't have bought her all that shit all along. It's mainly just sad the fucking pigs people are willing to marry to escape their homeland. At least she's honest.

I could not take ONE MORE SCENE of cockeyed Danielle sobbing! Jesus!

Mohammed cracks me up. That bitch is cold as ice.

Danielle: "I love you."

Mohammed: "Ok. I have to go."

Omg. And for the record, yes, I have a feeling he's sleeping with the old guy. Hell, he's probably sleeping with all of them. Mohammed is what we in the business call, a "whore."

I did like when he told Danielle, "You don't own the country, it's not like you have a key to it!" Because he's right, she was fucking dumb enough to think he'd be into her wonky-eyed dim wittedness and despite him giving every clue to the contrary, she married him.

Wrong, R87.

Mohammed came to this country under false pretenses. He just wanted a green card.

And when Danielle called him out on it and tried to force his hand with an annullment, he pressured her (along with his sugar daddy) to call off the annullment (which would have gotten him deported), and to get the divorce instead.

He's a fake and a phony, and Danielle should have had his ass deported asap. Period.

Do any of these couples not get married?

Anfisa should have been put on the next plane back to Russia after she told Jorge she was using him for expensive things. Jorge's time would be better spent getting gastric bypass surgery and recovering at his mother's house.

Nicole has been in Morroco for four weeks and hasn't dropped a pound. She probably sweats like a whore in church being in that heat and walking around the markets.

The woman marrying the Nigerian thief is unwatchable. All those facial skin cysts on her friend's face and her bad weave distract from the storyline. I can't believe TLC would script a Nigerian scammer to become a US citizen.

How is Mohamed getting money to traipse about the country. We know he doesn't work.

Mohammed has women contacting him all the time. He had a woman in NYC give him $40000. She assumed he would leave Danielle for her. Eventually, she pulled the plug.

Mohammed assumed Luisa would support him, but she's as big a con artist as he is, and his primitive manipulation attempts didn't work on her.

He's also getting money from TLC.

Finally, an annulment doesn't necessarily mean he'll be deported.

[quote] I've been pretty lonely in my life but never sad enough to buy a spouse. Why not just hire a hooker?

Most of the men who go for the mail order brides don't just want a hooker for the night. They want a woman who will be subservient to them that they can fuck whenever they want, and who will also cook and clean for them.

Exactly r92! And this is why I don't feel bad for Jorge getting used by Anfisa.

And at least a few of them want punching bags as well.

As if I had the time to care about those nasty heterosexual relationships

What's fascinating about the two Arab guys is they're so actively hostile to the women - Mohammed bitching at Danielle in the car when they were going to the courthouse was hard to even watch. This could reaffirm that they're secretly gay or just that they're seething with resentment. The Moroccan one would rather have a million tortured bs arguments about his "culture" than have to even touch that fat sow.

Azam the Moroccan and Mohammed from Tunisia are hilarious. Personally, I think they're both gay because they set off my alarms.

Even so, they are funny as hell.

Azam in the desert was just too much. "C'mon lazy. Don't be so lazy. You need to workout more." Rofl... He was even laughing at her when she got on the camel huffing and puffing!

My guess (seeing Azam's mother) is that his mother wants him to marry the American girl so that they can all eventually move to America.

As for Mohammed, it looks like Danielle's not done with him yet. Next week... "I'm here in Miami! Surprise!" Followed by an exasperated look on Mohammed's face. Hahaha. The producers are probably fucking with him.

This show just cracks me the fuck up.

Muhammad will probably end up as gay-for pay..

Who are these people?

Heavy set drug dealer with a whore from Russia who demands a 45,000 wedding dress (for a wedding no one will attend), and thinks she's a "model."

Delusional girl from Atlanta who lies to her entire family about her "friend" from the Dominican Republic, and who then announces... "he's actually here on a K-1 Visa and we have to get married by Thursday." Omg.

Okie from Muskogee who thinks that his spicy Colombian wife who wants to live in Miami with her Latina whore friends, is going to be happy living in Oklahoma or Seattle. Good luck with that!

Kentucky guy with 3 ex wives and a jealous streak, marrying a fugly girl from Russia to live with him in coal country. Oh yeah, that'll work.

Fat girl from Florida marrying a buff sexually ambiguous guy from Morocco who thinks she's lazy and he's not at all attracted to her. And on top of that he wants to control her and have her stay at home and raise the kids, while he's out "working." Oh, and btw, she's so big she can beat his ass to a pulp. That's going to work out well.

37 year old mother of one who was "engaged" to a "Nigerian Prince" who constantly lies to her. She has to constantly check on him to make sure he's not lying to her. What a recipe for success!

I had no idea there were so many delusional people in this country.

R99, you wrote that long description and left out the breakout starts of this shitshow. Let me add:

40-something, wonky-eyed, obese mother of 3 teenagers from Bumfuck, Ohio married to a 20-something Tunisian guy of questionable sexuality, no moral compass and a fraction of her body weight. She's borderline retarded without a pot to piss in and a rap sheet that's several pages long, and he's a skilled con artist leaving behind a trail of cum stained sheets wherever he goes.

Sorry, I just realized my faux pas. Those 2 are on the sister show, 90 Day Fiance, Happily Ever After?

I actually like Alla, the Ukraine woman. Her English is really good. What she sees in three time loser Matt is beyond me. He seems very tightly wound, like a bomb is about to detonate inside him. He reminds me a lot of an ex friend of mine who was also married 3 times, now on his 4th. I did kind of like his mother, though--she seemed to want to actually help out with giving them an actual wedding. They are stuck in KENTUCKY, for crying out loud. That is their biggest problem, along with Matt's dumb stooge brothers and friends.

Unemployed Okie "engineer" needs to kiss that hot Latina pussy goodbye. Unless he decides to move to Miami. It would be kind of cool if Paola and Mohammed hooked up in Miami. I am hooked on his and Danielle's pathetic storyline. Apparently there are no depths to which Danielle will not sink. Who the fuck paid for her ticket to Miami? She has no job and at one point her electricity, phone and cable were cut off.

[quote] Who the fuck paid for her ticket to Miami?

I think it's pretty clear that the producers of this show know that Mohammed is a grifter.

They're probably just fucking with him.

R102, Alla wants to escape Ukraine. At least Matt is in not fat and is good to her son.

I think Paola and Russ, the Okie, are in love. I think all of the drama on the show is created for the show.

Mohammed and Danielle are a train wreck.

I think that Russ from Oklahoma pings.

I'll bet he's getting dick on the side. Just a hunch.

Tell me that Russ doesn't smell cookies!

I wanna bang Russ... HARD!

But they looked so happy together!

R108, is that a Carl's Jr. t-shirt? Classy.

And Mohammad might want to use some of those cash donations from female fans to pay down some of Danielle's debt. Legally, he married into it and now shares half of it.

Danielle refiled the annulment, but it has now been dismissed.

Danielle is a goddamned mess!

No wonder she had to go out of the country to find a husband.

Agree r95 I thought it was hilarious when Mohamed was speaking with disdain about how Danielle got all "emotional and weird."

Jorge does seem to have a lot of case. He could have found a hot gold digger in America and not had to pay for her flight over.

Cash not case

I like Luisa she kind of reminds me of Cristal Connors.

Why, r110?

I'm not sure, r116. I suspect she filed on the grounds of fraud. But she had advised immigration her marriage was not fraudulent, so I assume it would be difficult to make that case.

I read somewhere that each of the returning couples get $2000 each per episode, so it's in her interest to prolong the appearances.

I AGRee the Ukrainian ala seems nice and I feel sorry for her. Matt seems unhinged hopefully she can get a green card and leave before he kills anyone. Something tells me Mohamed will end up as a gogo boy if he's not departed he strikes me as having really below average intelligence. He's lucky he's good looking.

Tonight's episode is 3hrs. long? Is it the season finale where they get hitched or deported? I'm sure at least one goes back.

I love the Morrocan hottie but can't imagine he would stay with Nicole.

As trainwreckish as the rest are, I bet they stay. Even Anafisa. Who better to stay with an obese marijuana professional than a whorey aspiring UK model that demands a 45k wedding dress?

Is Kyle's mom a crackhead?

ROBIGHG was gikaeious. I can just imagine the cops face when that himbo Mohamed says "I need a restraining order from my wife" god and that scary methed out stripper matts friends got him

Russ needs to chill out about his conservative 'morals'. Move to Miami do your own modelling shots in a speedo, and be grateful you have a spicy Colombian snatch access-pass.

Love promo for next week with Danielle crying hysterically when she realizes Mohammed got over on her again. In another promo where contestants talk about the experience, he says Danielle smells.

Kyle's mom is an alcoholic. She was shown last season clearly drunk on camera, and did not come to their wedding.

The producers of this show found a GOLD MINE in Danielle! Slobbering all over that bed at the Kent in Miami....unpacking her hideous "bathing suit" which I bet she never ever wore. What a pathetic creature.

And speaking of pathetic creatures...how hideous was Matt's "bachelor party" on that bus, complete with scrawny meth addled stripper? YUCK!

Lol, R124!

Ohio and Kentucky, baby!

I just wonder what Danielle smells like. Gin and regret?

Danielle has not one, not two but three teenage daughters who live with her. During the course of the show she lost her job and their electricity and cable were cut off. She evidently scraped up the money to pay for Mohammed to come to the US and begin the K1 process. Her three daughters have far more sense than she does. Hopefully the money she has earned from the show will improve their lot in life.

Next week: Devar the Jamaican lifeguard gets his green card, drains what's left of Melanie's bank account and runs off! Melanie had a sweet young son who was very likely damaged by his mother's stupidity and lust. That tub from Florida left her five year old daughter behind to spend five weeks in Morocco, only to come home and sob that he wants her to lose weight!

These people are delusional enough on their own, but to hurt their children is really unconscionable.

r126 are you kidding me? Wow, I knew that hatchet faced Melanie was an idiot but that's too bad. Yes, her son really loved him and now her porky sister can gloat.

And I'd almost feel bad for Nicole if she didn't have a fucking toddler at home. That's great you wanna experience young love, etc. but you have a fucking kid who you need to be raising. Grow the fuck up, you dumb fat twat. Her parents seem to know she's an immature asshole so they need to either take that kid from her or stop enabling her by watching her daughter for 5 weeks so she can sulk around the desert complaining about the lack of air conditioning and hot dogs.

Devar was going to school to be a professional diver - WTF is a professional diver? How dumb of Melanie to give him access to her bank account. Did she go to Jamaica just to find a husband? I can think of much nicer places to vacation at.

Devar, Melanie and her suspicious sister Beverly were all guests on DR. PHIL months ago. They were proclaiming that their love and marriage were legit. Clearly before Devar's green card came through.

The one who's in for a real shock is that big tub who took unpaid leave from work to fly to VIETNAM to meet up with her "Nigerian prince" who catfished her and that she wants to marry anyway! She already bought some outsize satin tent of a dress!

Melanie's sister was right to be suspicious. He told her to butt out, that this was "between me and Melanie." She knew he was a con from the beginning. Everyone in Orwigsburg, PA must be giving her the look for being such a fool when she walks in the town square.

Any Immigration lawyers here? How often are Green Cards revoked when the spouse claims fraud?

A murder/suicide with Danielle's friend then talking about her while they show wonky eyed footage on "Snapped" would be fucking great!

Jorge's whore from Russia might be the worst one of all but it's so hard to choose.

From a recap site: Brace yourselves, smart shoppers. Anfisa would like a five-carat, $150,000 engagement ring, paired with the $45,000 wedding gown she insists upon. Jorge sits Anfisa down and asks her to be reasonable. I mean, Jesus. He sells marijuana, not cocaine. According to Anfisa, Jorge originally promised a level of opulence that he's now unable to provide.

Jesus the background show I'm watching on Danielle and Mohammad is really sad and pathetic. TLC should be ashamed if this Danielle is to be believed. What exploitation of an obviously "challenged" woman.

Danielle is definitely challenged. I don't know what TLC was thinking by putting her on the show.

I'm really bummed to hear about Devar. I thought that he was on the up-and-up, but clearly he was just a grifter. Melanie seems very smart and grounded, but I guess she (like many of us) was blinded by the dick!

The worst of all is Anfisa. SHE'S NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE! The fact that she can manipulate Jorge into spending all that money on her ratchet ass, is just pathetic. Jorge even let her kick him out of the apartment that he's paying for!

These people are so fucking unbelieveably stupid!

Jorge's sister have been warning him since the first episode, what's his problem?

The fact that anfisa was able to find a meal ticket should give hope to fugly girls everywhere. Plus her twat is probability all stretched out from hooking.

[quote] Plus her twat is probability all stretched out from hooking.

Well then Jorge's little nub isn't going to do a thing for her...

How did Danielle get impregnated three separate times??

[R141] Right!?! Danielle is so fat and ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road! The vet must have used AI on that beast to get her pregnant.......or the bitch is just lying.......

I find this show to be a welcome antidote to the hideous election coverage. They should change the show's name to UTTER DENIAL, because that is where most of their HEADS ARE. Anfisa is like a human robot from The Twilight Zone. Jorge is getting more robotlike himself the longer he is with her; his reactions to her behavior are so blunted. And volatile Chantel, this show's answer to Farrah Abraham. She told her parents she had four days left, and they started pressuring her to get a PRENUP! It does not appear she has a pot to pee in, with that teensy little one room apartment. That beautiful Latina should leave that unemployed Okie sitting on that couch with his butt plug in, talking about his morals.

I have a terrible feeling that all of these are going to end in weddings. Certainly Matt & Alla and Azan and that Florida heifer.

To be clear, the show is picking up the tab for Chantel and Pedro's studio love nest.

Has anyone ever not gotten married on this show?

Meanwhile, all the American relatives are having meltdowns, knowing this will all end badly.

R144 I think everyone has gotten married on this, I've (sadly) watched all the seasons. I don't get the Anfisa hate, yeah she's a golddigger but as she pointed out, Jorge wouldn't be with her if she were ugly so he's getting what he wanted. Also, I read somewhere that those two actually have a pretty extensive relationship and have been dating for a few years so he should be pretty keen to her motives by now and doesn't seem to care much. I find him much more repellent than her, just an opportunistic drug dealer who blows his money on stupid shit, he could have gotten someone more like Alla but he chose this tacky over spender so he can now deal with it. I hope he's got some savings though, this weed selling can't last forever. He should look into maybe another career for when it's over.

Anfisa is just using Jorge as a stepping stone to someone richer and better.

He is her ticket to the USA as a citizen, and once she's in, she'll "trade up."

That's something that he can actually bank on.

Why do we let Russians into this country?

They're all trash.

Why are they eligible for student loans? Hatchet faced Melanie was saying Devar would get a loan to study for his fucking underwater basket weaving degree or whatever useless thing he was talking about. It sets my teeth on edge that judges of character like Melanie and fucking Danielle are able to vouch for someone, as it were, and get them over here to use these benefits.

The sanctity of heterosexual marriage!

Lets see a gay 90-day marriage!

Somehow I think that there would still be lots of drama!

My thoughts exactly, R148. They get access to federal student loans? That's preposterous.

I haven't watched the show, but one of the sucker women looks just like my stupid niece, who fell for and married Mr. Green Card. A coworker's dad bought himself serious trouble when he acquired his Russian mail order bride. All these desperate foreigners want is a green card, cash, and to bring their families over to help leech off their American Fool.

The initial spousal green card needs to be converted in a permanent one at two years. An annulment, or even separation, before then means the foreigner loses their status.

I believe that the "permanent" gc status can be revoked for fraud later.

Did Danielle ever force Mohammed to have sex with her?

I wonder if they ever "consummated" their marriage?

r154 Probably not, which is why she did the annulment. That fucker wouldn't even give her a peck on the cheek on their wedding day.

Danielle says that they are intimate.

And Mohammed has a huge cold sore on his lip.

Ah, young love.

Oh, and Mohammed married into "Wrong Turn 5!"

Four times, r141. She has 3 daughters and a son. Mohamed took out a restraining order against the son.

Danielle's self prepared annulment was dismissed. She recently hired a lawyer and refiled it.

She spent all her money to visit Mohamed in Qatar, and as a result, she and her three daughters were evicted from their apartment and had no electricity. Mohamed did have sex with her in Qatar. He found religion once he landed stateside. She locked him in the room a few times, demanding sex.

Oh Danielle honey, he does not want you. Please get help.

These people are fucked up. If I brought some sleazy foreigner here and they were acting like an ass hole I'd call off the wedding and report them to immigration. I wouldn't even pay for them to go home.

Anfisa is ugly though. Her face looks like she hit a wall. She's got a good body but Russian women are beautiful. If you're shelling out cash you should be able to get a nice body and face.

How do you know this r159? Watching those clips I kind of feel for Mohamed. Danielle seems like a real hag and he looked on the verge of suicide.

90 day freakshow

Other than the annulment, which was reported on facebook, everything else has been on the show in past seasons.

Danielle is obviously not too bright, and was played by Mohamed. I don't know if an annulment will lead to his removal from the country. He had a habit of calling police when they fought, probably to build a domestic violence file.

Anfisa is such a Butterfat. She has about 15 minutes before she can no longer trade on her looks. If Jorge would lose a few pounds, get a real job and change his shit attitude about American women maybe he could get an authentic relationship.

Matt and Alla are a puzzle. His mom seems to be quite the shit stirrer. Maybe Matt's friends could be a bit more supportive.

I meant to say butterface, but butterfat works too.

So the fat blond got an annulment? She was really stupid and the boyfriend would eventually kill her on grounds of stupidity.

Maybe I missed something about it in past episodes, but what is up with Kyle's mother? Does she have Bell's Palsy? Is she merely shitfaced 150% of the time? It looked as though she had a caregiver in last week's marathon. She's a piece of work, to say the least. I feel horrible for him; he seems like a very sweet guy.

Matt from Kentucky is gay. He's clearly a momma's boy, and he pings like hell.

Kyle is also gay. He married an asian for fuck's sake! That's an automatic alarm bell.

Matt is over compensating by getting married and divorced 3x, with Alla being the 4th. He's just doing it for show. He didn't want the stripper, because he's not attracted to the stripper.

As for Kyle, he's just damaged by his alcoholic mother. He needs to come out of the closet.

Danielle, who has red or brown hair, has refiled for an annulment. It hasn't been granted yet. She did it because she thinks it will result in him being deported.

She admitted to locking him in the bedroom when he tried to leave her. He's a grifter and she's a delusional narcissist. The only ones I have sympathy for in this story is the poor kids.

r169 Kyle's mom is a huge boozer and I kind of feel bad for him, when his "wife" came at first he didn't even want to take her to meet his mom and said she was an alkie and they didn't really have a relationship, but he did it against his better judgement. Of course his drunk mom was right up TLC's alley so of course they want him to interact with her as much as possible.

Yeah, Kyle hadn't seen his mother in four or five years before his marriage.

Anfisa has the ugliest mouth, besides being a shitty person.

I CAnt believe kids we're adopted in the us can be deported as adults yet people like Mohamed are allowed to remain.

The latest episodes have been so hilarious!

Russ from Oklahoma has no idea what hit him. I guess he's used to mild-mannered women, and his fiery Latina wife is way more than he can handle. You can tell that he's totally overwhelmed by Paola and her family, and the fact that they mock him makes it even worse.

Loren and Alexei's wedding is such a disaster. I like Loren, but she can really be neurotic. Poor Alexei looks so beaten down, and they've only been married one year. He's so laid back and relaxed, and Loren is just insane when she gets stressed. Oh, and was his dad wearing a black toupee at the wedding? Yikes!

Danielle and Mohammed are still the best thing about this show. I love how they play wonky music whenever they show her. She is such a trainwreck! Danielle doesn't even know how to open the door to her hotel room. And showing her unpacking her swimsuit for a "romantic day on the beach" with Mohammed? Delusional, party of one!

This show is unexpectedly one of the funniest things on television.

According to Mohammed's social media, Danielle smells like pee. She's a treat to all the senses!

The last few episodes have been a hilarious distraction from everyday life. Can't wait for the finale.

[quote] According to Mohammed's social media, Danielle smells like pee. She's a treat to all the senses!

Omg... *faints*

Where can you watch last season?

I do believe that Danielle smells like pee. She looks like she smells like pee. Did she think once Mohamed got there he'd be her sex slave

He says she locked him in the bedroom and yelled "I want my sex NOW!"

It's on iTunes. I don't know if there's a charge.

[quote] He says she locked him in the bedroom and yelled "I want my sex NOW!"

That's enough to turn anyone gay!

When they ask the group during the reunion who thought Mohammed was in love with Danielle when they got married, no one raises their hand..

Danielle's humiliation is complete.

He looked totally miserable at their "wedding".

Bump

Danielle's pussy stinks!

[quote] It's on iTunes. I don't know if there's a charge.

Yes. $19.99 per season

The reunion "tell all" episode is tonight.

Mohammed reveals that Danielle smells like pee!

*gasp*

Alla is going to admit that she doesn't love Matt? Oh well, he's gay anyhow.

Omg, Mohammed revealed WAY too much information about Danielle's personal hygiene.

Even the host of the show didn't want to hear any more!

These people are so fucked up.

And what's with the Latina who dropped her husband's last name? Why even bother getting married to him if she doesn't want to live with him or have his name? I don't see the point.

She's reclaiming who she is. Latinas don't totally give up their names. She probably caved when she was first with him. Do you blame her for not wanting to be stuck in Armpit, Oklahoma with that stick in the mud? She's going where the work is and where it's fun. He doesn't have a job, so what's holding him there other than his dull, prim family?

He is an engineer on the oil industry. Not too many jobs for him in Miami.

Her family ridiculed and disrespected him and she laughed. She's too old to be a model in Florida at 30.

[quote] Do you blame her for not wanting to be stuck in Armpit, Oklahoma with that stick in the mud?

She knew exactly what she was getting into when she married him.

Paola had 90 days to live with him in Oklahoma, get to know his family, and know what he did for work. In fact, he HAD a job working on a rig but he quit that job because she was complaining about him "being away too much" and that she was lonely.

So only AFTER he quit his job for, does she decide that she wants to move to Miami for work and then also change her name.

It sounds like if any of these people were in it for the green card, it was her.

Not only does poor Russ not have a wife who lives with him, but he doesn't have a job anymore either!

Poor guy. He seems very honest and sincere, and she played him for a fool.

r196 = Russ

I was gonna say, either Russ or one of his prisspot relatives is lathered up.

So none of what I wrote is true, R197/198?

Idiots and typical Trump supporters. Hurl insults with no hard evidence to back it up.

A legitimate modeling agency doesn't ask you to pay for pictures or to join the agency, If an agency knows you can make money for them, they foot the bill for everything, then make the bucks in commissions for your work.

Danielle needs to warsh her pussy!

Danielle is a convicted felon, which she didn't tell Mohammed before he arrived. She passed a bad check and also used a credit card that didn't belong to her. Had no guilt because was she "bought food for the house."

Relax Russ at r196, why the fuck do I have to be a Trump supporter? Paola and her family seem like creeps, Russ does too, maybe find an American chick and don't put your woes on tv.

After four kids, Mohammed probably had to put a 2 X 4 across his ass, so he wouldn't fall in. Were all these kids by one husband., and if so, what became of him?

How many times does Jorge's sisters have to tell him that the fiancé is greedy bitch whore ? We seen him on video driving one-handed down the freeway while talking on his cell, He should be given a Retroactive Summons.

I should have typed "we've seen him on video."

The host of the reunion show asked Mohammed if he was gay!

I couldn't understand his answer, but it was something like, "it would be the very last thing on the list." I have no idea what that means.

I want to see Russ and Kyle hookup. They're both really cute.

Okey Russ looks like he attends Pastor Davey's "church."

r205 That Eddie Munster looking fucker should have called her bluff and bought her a plane ticket but instead he dumbly begged her to stay and let her continue to somehow fuck with his phone causing him to blow the biggest drug deal to ever go down at the 99 cent store! He's a fucking idiot.

I loved how they showed the rest of the cast looking on while Danielle and Mohammed were interviewed separately. They were laughing their asses off.

It was interesting that he said Luisa only wanted to be on tv - how's it feel to be used, Mohammed?

Everything that was shown this season is going to help get Mohammed deported.

R207, just saying it wasn't any of his choices, though his male friend/mentor in Sandusky pinged.

Alexei's father didn't care enough to wear a shit and tie. He looked like a bum in that baggy brown shirt, while his mother was in a nice dress with earrings. Glad his friends showed-up. They let bygones be bygones.

r213 He didn't mean to wear a shit, he had some problems in the bathroom at the Israeli Bellagio.

R198, please 'splain what "lathered up" means.

ID stay there as long as he kept his looks and I got to fuck him a few times a day.

It means he's gay, r207 but can't say so because he's from a backward Islamic country where you have to deny your homosexuality.

Luisa posted on her FB that he was a bj hog, but was unwilling to reciprocate.

Danielle truly looks like the kind of person who smells like pee.

....and/or ass funk.

The Paola storyline reeks to me. She is a beautiful woman, but no way is she going to be a professional model, not in the USA. Stealthy editing has omitted some information about her and I'm not sure what it is--probably nothing major, but you can't just move to Miami when your husband is unemployed and carry on. Escorting?

Danielle and Mohamed, after last night's sit-down, have taken me past entertained and into just plain nauseated. Seriously, they are gross human beings. Repulsive, repulsive creatures, both of them, on all levels.

Where was Nicole last night?

[quote] Where was Nicole last night?

Fused to her couch.

R220, she was on earlier, stuffing her face and complaining that Azan wants her to lose weight.

Did you see the huge heap of white and beige starchy glop Nicole was wolfing down in the dinner scene? Meanwhile her mom and sister were eating carrots and some other normal food.

Yes. She said she doesn't like vegetables. I guess potatoes and corn don't count.

Someone who works with cognitively disabled individuals commented to me that Nicole has many of the markers of cognitive impairment. That may be why her mother indulges her.

These fuckers better start packing up their shit!

It wouldn't surprise me if that Russian hooker has borderline personality disorder.

R224 interesting that Cognitively Impaired Danielle and Nicole picked Muslim men from North Africa. Those choices were part of their impairment, making poor decisions.

Are you talking about Melania Trump, R226?

She probably came here on a K1 visa herself.

I agree r227. I assume they could have found Latino men to scam them. At least the culture is more similar.

Melania Trump was born in Novo Mesto, Slovenia (now Yugoslavia), not Russia. I am being serious though, Anifisa does displays many traits that people with borderline personality disorder posse. I had a brother who was diagnosed with it and Anifisa shows many of the same traits. Sadly, my family and I didn't take the push and pull crap (they wish you to suffer badly, but you aren't suppose to leave them at the same time) and fear of abonoment shit easily at first, but you learn.

Anifisa is nothing more than a young (20 years old) girl who was born in a shithole and raised on watching American T.V. She has a good body and a butter face and is delusional enough to think that Americans living in L.A. especially, are rich and she is a trophy. Reality is that Jorge is a fat loser without wealth and she is not beautiful enough (unlike our new first lady) to snag a true millionaire. She will end up in a mediocre escort agency after the show ends if she doesn't high tail it back to Russia.

This show is so hilarious.

Everytime I see Danielle, I start cracking up. There's just something so unintentionally funny about Mohammed and Danielle, and their "marriage."

I had absolutely no idea that he refused to kiss her when the pastor said, "you may kiss the bride." He refused!

Don't know their names but the fat black woman with the Nigerian scam artist are disgusting. I don't want to see them sucking on chicken bones or each other. GROSS.

[quote] Don't know their names but the fat black woman with the Nigerian scam artist are disgusting.

He's a Nigerian prince!

My favorite line of his was, "everything I told her was the truth, except for the lies..." ROFL!

r234 So? I think you people are forgetting George Costanza's motto, "It's not a lie, if you believe it!"

If I was going to be scammed I'd rather it be a Latino.

What an odd statement, R236.

Not really, R237. Latinos are not going to try to bring their jihadist family to America.

"My favorite line of his was, "everything I told her was the truth, except for the lies..." ROFL!"

Same here, R234! That had me laughing.

Why do I have the sinking feeling that Danielle from Sandusky, Ohio voted for Trump.

"Ah voted fer Trump becuz he's gunna deport all Muzzlems, and I want Mowhammed tuh git deeported!"

R235, Hillary has quoted George Costanza frequently.

And Latino guys are hotter and usually hung. I've fucked a guy from North Africa and his dick was tiny.

r30, There is no "Yugoslavia."

That was to r230.

Wait Danielle takes care of mentally disabled people? How is this possible when she'd mentally disabled herself. I'm watching their special on Youtube

Danielle can empathize, sympathize and join in with their mental disabilities all at the same time.

Danielle's best friend, Beth is quite the character herself. Apparently, her father is an immigration attorney.

There is a petition out there to get Mohammed kicked out of the country.

Mohamed looked kind of chubby in the beginning. He had itty bitty man boobs.

Danielle's sister is fat but looks halfway decent.

But I brought my husband to the USA on a 90 day K-1 visa. Before DOMA fell I was living in Asia for 12 years to be with him.

Shit, I don't know if I mentioned this because this thread is so long now (yay!) but supposedly Anfisa and Jorge have been doing this dance for a long time and he spends lots of time in Russia or somewhere with her. So all their harrowing fights and her threatening to leave are kinda exaggerated.

How convenient every time Danielle saw Mohamed it was "during Ramadan"

This thread is hysterical. I got sucked into this show when they had a marathon. It's so obvious they all just want the green card. The only couple on the show that was believable was Alexei and Loren. I did feel bad for the woman who was marrying the guy who was married 3x or was it 4x and the annoying MIL to be wouldn't allow her to have the beach wedding she always wanted because she couldn't afford to fly to Florida. The mail order bride seemed nice and I think she could have done better than a guy married that many times. I didn't see too many episodes, so I could be wrong. Jorge and his Russian, horrible. She bascially admitted to being with him for the money and green card. He's was such a moron. All the model wannabes on this show were ugly too.

Any updates on some of these crazies?

Jorge follows Anfisa around like a little puppy dog.

r254 "little" puppy dog?

Ala's sister is really pretty why can't she find an American husband?

I really can't muster up any sympathy for these people. Jorge is trying to get a trophy and deserves what he gets, he knows how she is. That fucking toothy moron Matt is an idiot too, she said she didn't love him, and then he lets his wacky ass mom get involved..I hope Alla and her sister run for the hills with whatever he has. Let's be honest, these people are looking outside of the states because they want a subservient and backwards thinking woman who will be happy just to be in fucking Oklahoma and not starving. And then the idiotic way they go and tell their family, who already dislike and don't trust these people, all the shit that they do is infuriating too. I learned when I was 22 to NEVER tell my parents or siblings about the shit that went down between my bf and I because the one time I did they never forgot it. Matt's friend is a fucking jerk but he's right, I just don't get why he even hangs out with slack-jawed dummy Matt. Pedro is right about Chantel and the reason her family doesn't like him IS because of her. She seems like a pain in the ass anyhow.

Well, Danielle and Mohammed did not disappoint on the aftershow. Per Mohammed, Danielle has embarrassing vaginal odor and she PEED ON HIM! I cannot understand why everyone was attacking him. I am Team Mohammed all the way. Danielle is a pathetic nightmare.

r259 I agree that Danielle is a despicable asshole too. She needs to be concerned with raising her fucking kids. She lied to him about her financial and criminal status and she's fucking traipsing all over the world chasing him like a befuddled cow. Mo is a dick too but he was so clearly not interested in her and everyone told her that and that she plays these fucking games...she's smarter than people think and she's manipulative too. She's one of those wolf crying types that would call the cops on and get a restraining order on someone just because they pissed her off. Mo should have at least made nice though, until he was sure she really pulled that annulment or whatever she was supposed to be doing.

I nearly choked at least three or four times, listening to Mohammed talk about Danielle's problems "down there."

O.M.G.

Everyone was on his ass about it, but he was right! They kept pushing and pushing and pushing him about why he wouldn't have sex with her, and finally he had to tell them. And when he told them the truth, they got mad at him. What the fuck???

You asked, he told you. Now shut the fuck up!

Mo is a manipulative con man and I hope they deport his ass. His brother lives in Canada and he assumed he could just move there.

I don't have sympathy for Danielle either.

I don't think Pedro is in it for a green card. That couple is in heat.

I think Anfisa plays things up for the camera. I do believe they have knock down arguments.

I hate Anfisa. She's a miserable gold digger with not a hint of joy. Jorge should have put her pouty ass on the next plane to Siberia.

[quote] Matt's friend is a fucking jerk but he's right, I just don't get why he even hangs out with slack-jawed dummy Matt.

Matt's friend Patrick acts more like a jilted lover than a good friend.

I swear, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that Patrick is just jealous of Alla because he's in love with Matt. And I think Matt knows it. They've probably fooled around before.

Their relationship is so strange, and Patrick's possessiveness towards Matt is ... interesting.

I wish that the producers would have let Mohammed elaborate on Danielle's hygiene issues. I want to know the dirty details!!!

R259, Mo called the police routinely on Danielle once he learned abuse is a ground for staying with a conditional green card. He once called the police because it appeared someone had opened his laptop and looked at his facebook. He reported her son and got a restraining order against him. He's done this numerous times for minor things. He also cleaned out their joint account, which had their TLC money, when he ran out on her the first time. She was going to use some of that money for Christmas presents for her kids. When she asked for some cash back, he refused.

Danielle has not called the police on him.

Why does Danielle have to see a doctor for her "personal" hygiene problems??

This has my curiosity so piqued!

Maybe she has a yeast infection. The folds of fat skin can also stink.

Dear lord R266, Mohammed is a braver gay man than I could ever be!

I don't know if I could have sex with her, even for a million bucks!

LOL. He denied he's gay because "it is not allowed in my culture". The most non denial denial I have heard from him.

WHY Did Danielle pee on him?

[quote] WHY Did Danielle pee on him?

He never said she peed on him. He said that she has a "problem" down there. And he tried to get her to "fix it" for two years! rofl.

I don't even want to imagine what he's talking about. It's too frightening!

To put out the fire caused by all of the flames.

Sarcasm is reporting that three of the couples won't be getting married this season - Asan/Nicole, Anfisa/Jorge and NARKYIA / OLULOWO.

Anfisa then tweeted: Hey @starcasm if you wanted real spoilers you should have contacted me and not you-know-who...😉 #90DayFiance

Such a spoiled brat.

I am so shocked that Nicole's family weren't willing to sponsor some sleazy grifter who calls their daughter fat. They know he'll come to the US and follow in the path of Mo.

DANIELLE was the one who brought it up first! She said, "He said I smelled bad and that I peed on him." To his credit Mohammed did not go into such exquisite detail.

[quote] Nicole's family weren't willing to sponsor some sleazy grifter who calls their daughter fat.

Rofl!!! He didn't call her fat. He said, "c'mon lazy. don't be so lazy!" hahahahaha

And then he laughed when she almost broke the camel's back.

Azan could be a motherfucking datalounger!

Don't even get me started on how Danielle's pussy stinks!

My mistake I thought she was blubbering to her family about how Azan wasn't attracted to her fat or something.

He also told her that she should exercise more and maybe eat healthy, but he never called her fat.

Azan was quite tactful about it, all things considered.

Azan will be a datalounger once he gets his green card. I'm sure he'll find Cheryl very triggering.

She did tell her sister and mom that and her sister said, "if my hubby ever called me fat I'd never marry him..." There was a hushed moment when they all realized that it's because of Nicole's fat whininess she had to leave the country for love to begin with...

When the immigration lawyer asked Nicole about her living situation, she ignored the question. Does she live with her mom and dad?

r280 She must, she can't rent an apt while traipsing around Morocco and complaining for 6 weeks. I like that her fucking tween brother is even smarter than she. She is annoying in a way Danielle isn't, an entitled, whiny, millenial kid that has a tantrum and whines when she can't get her way, her mom is an asshole for enabling this shit for even a minute, let alone 6 fucking weeks of babysitting.

The fact that she found someone to cheat on Azan with shows that somebody in America would hit that. But no that bitch would rather marry an impossibly hot foreigner who isn't on her level.

I loved how horrified Nicole looked when her mother told her to get a second job if she wanted to make $25K a year as required. And if she doesn't make $25K, where the FUCK did she get the money to buy a ticket to Morocco?

It's the same with fucking Danielle. She has three teenage kids at home, and has already racked up a bad check charge and a stolen credit card charge. How in God's name could she rationalize going to TUNISIA to find "true love?" I can hardly believe that CPS has not gotten involved after watching her antics on this show. It cost money to file the annulment too. That's money better spent on those poor kids.

Dick will make you slap somebody r263

[quote] Danielle ... She has three teenage kids at home, and has already racked up a bad check charge and a stolen credit card charge. How in God's name could she rationalize going to TUNISIA to find "true love?"

Because I want my sex now!!!

"Because nobody will have sex with someone like you! She has a problem that she needs to see a doctor!"

*gasp!*

This was a classic moment for television

I think Danielle got a lot of child support, how lucky she found someone who fucked her AND paid for the kids.

Now that's a smelly pussy. Imagine two years and the problem isn't solved!

That scene just kills me.

Mohamed puts Danielle on blast, and then Loren gasps.

You can just see all of the husbands laughing their asses off on the inside, but covering it up on the outside.

"We feel you, bro!"

I actually think Nicole would be very pretty if she lost 80lbs.

But she's "not an exercise person. It's not my thing!" Uttered in the midst of the Moroccan desert....

C'mon lazy... don't be so lazy!

I hope it was the editing that made Nicole come across as an idiotic lazy pig.

Denny-yell is definitely special needs...

Nicole's trek through the desert... lol

I love the goofy elephant music that TLC uses in the background at r295.

They are so shady!

WHET to "Gabriel?" He's hot!

Did the smell scare him off?

I suspect TLC funded Nicole's trip to Morocco.

Danielle gets some aid for her developmentally delayed daughter. Still, she left her daughters homeless chasing that con dick.

R298, I suspect you are right. I also think Jorge is nowhere near as wealthy as the show would have its audience believe. The whole thing is about as "real" as an episode of KUWTK (Keeping Up With The Kunts)

R291 Nicole also said she's a picky-eater, and doesn't like vegetables.

ha r300, she did! I forgot that. She said she was picky and just liked things like hot dogs and french fries...yes, she's picky like a 4 year old.

C'mon, lazy... don't be lazy!

Gabriel is already in the states why is he wasting his time with Danielle?

I read on previously tv that Danielle has been living with another man for a year. Not certain where he's from. I'll update if I find out.

Isn't some of this show staged? I would assume that's where Gabriel comes in.

Big night tonight, girls! Jorge and Anfisa at the altar! 3 time loser Matt going for #4. And the last reunion show, which I hope will give us the most recent update on everybody's faves Danielle and Mohammed!

Matt's toothy, dopey friend looks like Jim Carrey in "Dumb and Dumber". No way that guy is gay with that hair/clothing combo.

Matt's "friend' is his fucking fraternal twin, Patrick you fucks!

Nicole's feelings were hurt by social media y'all! Same with that pig Analfisa.

Jorge is a dead man walking.

Poor Jorge seems to have a wonky eye to add to his heavy figure and cunty bride. Why did those two look like they were dressed to get sealed in a fucking Mormon temple?

Does Jorge live in the fucking valley? Ohh the horrors!

Nicole looks like she's lost a bit of weight. Maybe she can find a man who isn't using her for a green card now. I think Jorge is cute but THAT personality is gross.

This season doesn't even compare to last season with Mohamed, Danielle, and her stinky pussy.

That was ratings gold!

I think Danielle and Mo were 2 seasons back. Nothing compares to them.

Someone upthread asked about watching other seasons. TLC has a downloadable app and it's free.

How sad that no one was at Jorge and Anfisa's wedding. Everyone in America hates her. I wonder how his little business is going to go now that recreational pot has been legalized. He's probably in a position to do pretty well.

I wonder how Alla got her son out of the country without her ex putting up a fight.

The ex likely is not in the boy's life. That is common in Ukraine. She would have had to have had her ex's permission for the boy to leave the country.

So many Russian whores, so little time.

There's a three hour show on now recapping their relationship. TLC is going drag this out another season? A new season must be starting.

I'm not going to lie and pretend I won't watch. Danielle is smarter than trump and that makes me sad.

Oh shit r319! It's back? Oh man...thank you and also fuck you, now I will be stuck watching it too.

[quote] TLC is going drag this out another season?

Danielle's stinky pussy is ratings GOLD!

I think he mentioned her hygiene at the reunion show and said she smells like urine down. She should mention the probable skid marks in his underwear if she did his laundry and saw any.

It's so fucking disgusting that pigs like Danielle, Nicole, and Jorge actually have power to get people into this country when probably decent immigrants are turned away. They need to change these visa laws.

I like that Jorge has a lot of debt and his Moscow import wife is now legally responsible for half. Same with Mohammed absorbing half of Danielle's debt.

My mom watches this shit. She had it on in the background while I cooked. I hope these people are actors.

If not, I like how that American mope with his "20 year old" Russian gal dislikes Western women because... they are greedy? Bahahaha.

Anfisa hit Jorge at the post nuptial meeting with two lawyers.

Also, Pedro's one on one game of basketball with Chantel's brother was nothing short of homoerotic. Two men working out their aggression towards each other. Lots of grunting.

I bet Mohammad and Anfisa weren't expecting a trump presidency when they started this craziness.

Mohammad is at high risk for being sent back. Anfisa and Jorge deserve each other.

I've liked Chantal and Pablo story but the episode last night made him look like Dominican trash. Especially at the airport when his family kept asking about the TV. He came across as scammer.

Loren has Tourette's and is left handed. She also never googled Tourette's and passing it along to crotch fruit.

She portrays herself as a circus freak and Alexei feeds it. It's not like learning your kid will be born with no face and three ears.

I wish the entire episode had been about chicken feet. Pablo's mother was such a bitch for cooking them. Pablo and his family don't eat them although he ate one to try and save face. They were throwing shade through fried chicken feet.

His family lived like a bunch of thieving lowlife bandits in the woods. They were filthy. That marriage is doomed because of his mother and sister.

Is Chantel's brother, River, over18?

[quote] “I’m going to cancel the green card and go back to my country as quickly as possible,” he said. “It’s my decision to leave. If there were no TV show my marriage could be much better.”

Danielle and Mohamed were divorced in March. No annulment. She doesn't think he went back to Tunisia though.

River is hot and looks to be at least 18.

How could someone not see that a divorce is imminent...

Loren has remained a hot mess this season and Alex has large, sexy muscular feet.

This show becomes a bigger clusterfuck each week. Chantal and Pedro have stolen the hottest mess award from Danielle and Mohammad. Paolo is one photoshoot from being a porn star while her cuck husband just watches. Loren gives a speech for the Tourettes Syndrome Association when last week, she didn't know it was hereditary.

Why can't Chantel open her mouth? Has she got her jaw wired shut?

Chantel will spend the rest of her marriage sending money to Pedro's mother. That smart ass sister of his needs her teeth knocked in along with the voodoo mother.

Paolo's photographer was a man who specialized in booty pics. Russ is an idiot to have dropped everything and moved to Miami to watch his wife become a prostitute. Jorge and Anfisa have become boring.

Mohamed is apparently back in Tunisia. He said he went back on his terms.

There's nothing remotely spectacular about Paola. She's strip club material at best. I'm sure Russ will allow even that as he has no testicles.

This show was probably the pinnacle of Danielle's life. She might have to go back to her old life of credit card fraud.

Clarification purposes: Danielle is the one with the stinky pussy, yes?

Russ knows he's not going to do better than Paola, so that's why he puts up with it.

Russ could do better attitude wise. Maybe not as curvy, but Pao loves to eat. Two kids and those curves will be gone.

Danielle apparently smell like urine.

Is Nikki from a few seasons ago trans?

Which one is Niki

R338... YES!

R341... YES.

r346 Niki is the Thai lady boy looking one who married the creepy little gnome from Baltimore I want to say, the one who has a daughter who is older than she and whose first wife was also a Filipino mail order bride.

Mark and Niki r still together

Pao's fucking hair is so annoying and she looks like a muppet. George is gross as ever and Loren is twatty, like she's a fucking relationship expert because her internet guy was at least hot.

My Ka-reer!

That cousin with his mail order bride had a lot of fucking nerve talking about the other guy's online chick.

Anybody watching Before 90 Days? Some of these couples (Antonio and Cortney + Patrick and Myram) seem a little too fake and pre-scripted. But the show does have a few interesting characters: Dutch robot Jesee, slightly-gay Spanish playboy Antonio, Cortney the dunce with huge gums from Orlando along with serial arsonist Paul's rendezvous in the Amazon with plain Jane Brazilian Karine.

[quote] Mark and Niki r still together

That whole storyline about not wanting any more kids was just a cover for Mark's family.

The real reason is because Niki (aka Nicholas) can't have kids.

Cuz she's a MAN, baby!

Danielle has been trying to get her ex deported!!!

Why did she actually believe that a young man wanted to fuck an ugly old sow?

So I got a chance to see the reunion of Danielle and Mohammed's first season, and now I'm actually starting to believe everything he said.

He sat there very politely, and he didn't say anything bad about her.

His reasons for coming to the US was simply because he hates staying in one place, and he just wanted to "try something different." He didn't lie about anything, and when the host asked if he was truly in love with her, he again didn't lie. He said, it was about 60% love and 40% something different.

You could see that he was just starting to get irritated with how things were going in their relationship, but he kept it all quiet. All he kept saying was that I wish that she had just been honest... I wish that she had just been honest.

Apparently, he was concerned because she never mentioned any debt from her previous marriage and he didn't want to be saddled with it. There were other things too, but he really came across as very honest and very sincere.

Was he cold? Absolutely. But he was actually willing to make a go of it. I just think that Danielle's financial problems and personal drama became way too much for him.

Truth be told, I don't think that Mohamed would be that affectionate with anyone. He just doesn't seem the type.

Dutch Jesse seems gay (check the haircut), and I'm obsessed with how Paul says Kareenee

Bump. Can't find a more recent thread, but want to discuss this show and its many iterations.

Currently into "the other way," fascinated by the princess moving to Ethiopia, and her mother doing her best to tolerate the situation.

The gal moving to Jordan strikes me as total bs, a bid for TV fame.

Why can't the Korean guy find a decent job? Is it that difficult in South Korea?

He has Down Syndrome.

This whole series is like crack... I love them all!

At least 50% of the guys must be gay

Hmmm, the American of the gay couple is paying for the nice apartment in the gated community in Mexico. Does he have a lot of money? I wonder if that will eventually become an issue. Bet his kids don't love that.

I love the "other way" show, watching spoiled Americans adjust. These women who have flings and immediately get pregnant, yeesh.

The gay Mexican guy has an American accent. Did they say how that happened? His English is perfect.

r363

he learned english when he was young, that's the key

I gotta say, Angela is reality show gold. So fun to watch, and seems natural. The casting person must have been ecstatic finding her and Michael.

"Why can't the Korean guy find a decent job? Is it that difficult in South Korea?"

He is uneducated and has a criminal record. His prospects for employment are severely hampered by this.

In addition, he seems "slow".

How the hell does poor Karine understand Paul's English? I barely can. His speech is rapid and slurred.

And the gal who married the childlike Samoan and popped out two kids.....she seems so much more capable and mature than he is. Did she just like big fertile Samoan dick?

Watching Andrrrei and Elizabeth. He is a douche, but hotter than his butterface bride and I suppose laying down some pipe because that girl is willing to put up with a lot of macho. Her family is the archetypal Deplorable ugly Americans. His family seems nice but he turned out to be a jerk.

Let's drink every time the words "my fommily" are uttered.

[quote]I gotta say, Angela is reality show gold.

Bingo! r265! Angie is a scream. I'm not a Roseanne fan, but I was thinking she'd be a good actress in a sitcom as well. She's so unlikable, leaves her nearly **dead** mother back in GA to meet with Michael, trashes Nigerian culture, verbally abuses Michael at every turn, the most uncouth character on 90 Day Fiance. She is comedy gold!!!

Meant r365. Oops.

Angela is hilarious and Paul is a creep.

R370 All of the qualities I LOVE about her!

Not sure I understand the continued focus on Larissa. I don't find her at all interesting.

R374 - Coltee and his mom are creepy.

I do believe Useulo (sp?) guy is sociopath-light walking out on his family during a family holiday. He is sneaky and plays on Kaliani's father to score points. Useulo is very sly. Don't be fooled by seeming s-l-o-w conversation. I used to be charmed by his Samoan ways but he's just a pos now.

Karine has stated in a legal document (order of protection application) that Paul has subjected her to physical and sexual abuse (including rape).

Asuelu is plain retarded. I’m not even saying that to be a bitch. I legit think he is mentally impaired. There is something wrong with big Kalani to even want to be with that simpleton.

I'd love to see Pedro naked - he's is crazy handsome. His wife is crazy and so is her family.

Why isn't there a naked calendar in the works to show us more of Alexei, Pedro, Mohamed, and some of the others?

Asuelo is definitely riding the short bus, he must have Kalani dickmatized. Angela is DELUSIONAL (Michael too) if they think her dried up uterus could have a baby at her age. Why do producers think we care about Larissa? She is vile and her accent makes me want to jump out the window.

I’m also watching a previous version of 90 day with the convict from TN going to Russia, and the you tuber fake lesbian that goes to Australia (she is the worst!) that season is messy too. The old white lady in Nigeria in that season Lisa, may be tackier and louder than Angela.

I **live** to hear Larissa say Hopee instead of hope, Coltee instead of Colt, cheapee, instead of chieap. I almost can't hear the dialogue I laugh so hard.

Yeah, Kalani is suffering from dick love, no question there r381. I was **shocked** when she announced she was pregnant with her 2nd with that idiot. He's definitely borderline retarded (not being a bitch either) but he's smart enough to try to wrangle a trip back to Samoa to get the heck out of the U.S. or away from Kalani or both. He's slippery enough to try to con $1,000 out of Kalani to give to his mother in Washington AFTER Kalani bought a ton of clothes to please his family. He's endlessly scheming that guy and it's never for anyone's benefit but himself.

R381 What do you mean by you tuber fake lesbian?

R381 Angela is hilarious and lovable, Lisa not so much

R384 Stehpanka has a you tube channel and an OnlyFans site where she peddles nude photos and videos of herself. She is not a lesbian but tried to cosplay one so as to get on 90 Day Fiance to bring in more subscribers to her media channel.

I kind of hate Osuelo’s mother. Greedy old grasper.

R378 - I am astonished someone can make that reference about petting the rabbits in a world of illiterates. Maybe some gays can consider women as potential mates for the literary references alone and forget about sex....

R383 - don't be fooled by these "slightly retarded types" from places like Samoa. I am a PhD and so was my ex bf and his "mildly retarded and semi-literate" ex was from Tampico and I could NEVER, in my wildest dreams imagine the level of manipulative and slippery behavior that bitch visited on my poor ex bf. Enough to ruin a man's life for good and here I am with my degrees and my jaw would drop at how this absolute microcephalic would play him like a violin, all in her special needs vocabulary.

r388 - Please see my first post at r376, -(r383).

R389 - you are spot on but I am always amazed at how people like this guy manage to get away with this crap.

Lol Ariela's mother trying her best to be open minded....

Interesting the relationship between the Texas guy and the girl in Colombia. She's kind of chic and educated, and her parents have one of the nicer homes and lifestyles I've seen on the show. Texas guy makes an effort to speak Spanish. Also, Medellin seems nice, whereas all I think of when I hear that name is cocaine.

I just started watching 90 Day Fiance about a month ago. I saw there's another related program pre-90 day Fiance with a whole bunch of different characters - like tall guy from Netherlands with American dark-haired goth-looking woman. I'm guessing this American woman is now the blonde-haired Darcey? Anyway, I'm thinking poor Ariela is going to have a wicked post-partum experience with dancer boyfriend, living in "squalor" as her mother calls it. Why are these otherwise 'normal' woman getting knocked up with all these under or uneducated, weird guys?

Areola is trying to be "edgy" - she is a nice Jewish girl with a cardiologist daddy who dotes on her and pays for her life. This is her way to show how cool she is.

BTW her "fiance" has been refused a visa to the US numerous times when he was married to American white woman #1 (with the exception of a humanitarian visa that briefly allowed him to see his sick American son). He will never be allowed in the US and Areola knows that.

Many years ago I knew a girl who, when I ran into her, told me she had gotten married and in the next breath said “he’s English.” For no reason. You could tell she thought she was cool.

Fast forward 25 years, think how cool Ariella‘s friends will think she is with her half-Ethiopian child. That’s like the coolest!

I'm guessing Alexei has the biggest cock on that show . . .

Andrew or Alexei

Well, we know it's not Jihoon, since Deavan claims the condom was too loose and fell off.

It's not Big Ed because he constantly boasts about it.

r397

I'm blanking on who Andrew is

I think he is that super macho guy from Moldova who refuses to work and bosses his wife around.

r401

Thanks, that is Andrei and if that who r397 is talking about, I may agree

Ugh, I hate Asuelo's family. But it is funny the way the awful greedy mother shouts "I'm DONE" and storms off. I guess they're all coached to use that line.

I want to start watching the 90 Day Fiance franchise, including the spinoffs, from the beginning chronologically. I need some type of guide. Can anyone help?

R404 This sub is the best!

90 Day Fiancé is the original and has seven seasons. 90 Day Happily Ever After followed. It includes the original couples. 90 Day Fiancé:Before the 90 Days followed. There are others. I would start with the original.

Thanks, r405. But all I'm getting from that sub is discussions about the latest episodes, so spoilers without context. But I'll definitely use it once I'm familiar with the characters.

The original season of the show was a bit boring. It bears very little resemblance to the hot mess that came after. Just something to keep in mind if you're looking for the trainwrecks.

The show really changed around season 3 or 4, I think. Before then, it was actually earnest and attempted to be sweet. Obviously, the trash route will get you more viewers. I'm not complaining.

The early shows are less staged. There was still “conflict”, but it was more normal. I think Danielle and Mohammed changed it. They were ratings gold.

That's how I got started on this Fiance program. I slogged through the highs and lows (mostly lows) with Danielle and Mohammed and I guess I never stopped watching. They're all pretty hopeless cases except for maybe couple who met in Israel (can't remember names ....). I fear what future episodes will look like if it's this crazy now.

All these reality shows follow that pattern. The first season of the Real Housewives of Orange County was practically a documentary, shot in near-cinema verite style.

We really need to see Pedro NUDE

[quote] We really need to see Pedro NUDE

I'd rather see Colty nude!

R414, those droopy belly buttons are so nasty.

r413

I would be ok with that along with Andrei, Kyle, Jonathan, maybe Russ, Luis and Jay(just to see if Molly and Ashley were really dickamatized)

Kenneth proposes to Armando tonight!

I love the family Kenneth has made for himself. He's going to miss having them around.

Kenny is going to end up moving back. He's not gonna last with "woman making tacos with BARE HANDS!" LOL

Kenny and Armando are boring as fuck. A couple of Marys who cry endlessly.

Poor Kenny, he is so out of his element in Mexico - it's almost hilarious to watch him cringe, squint, smirk at various situations he encounters.

What I'd like to know is how the fuck do you raise three kids as a single dad and you don't know how to cook at all.

When did he say he didn't know how to cook?

Kenny has 4 children. He has a son and the triplets.

What I can't figure out is why can't Michael see that Angela is obviously **menopausal** and nowhere near close to being able to conceive a baby.

[quote] When did he say he didn't know how to cook?

A couple episodes ago.

Has anybody REALLY been clamoring for a spin-off focusing solely on that pathetic, needy, surgified trainwreck Darcy and her equally tragic sister?

Darcey is pathetic

R425 Michael is playing the long con game. He wants a green card and should he ever get one, he will dump the fat old lady and find a young American-Yoruba woman to marry. Houston is full of them.

R427 No. However, I must admit the trailers were enticing, so I did tape the show.

Darcey and Stacey's show was hilarious.

Those two are a total trainwreck. They are so passive aggressive with each other, and so competitive.

This season looks GOOD.

Darcy went to HS with a work colleague of mine, she is not 45 yo. More like 49. Her father was a big deal in Middletown *mafia-ties* that’s why she thinks she is superior though she comes from a blue collar 3rd rate Connecticut city.

I'm shocked at what they looked like in high school, ,R432.

Totally not what I expected, compared to what they look like now.

They were so homely and nerdy back in high school. Then in college they turned into total cheap sluts.

And they both look so phony now.

Kenny trying to "adjust" LOL

Sitting at humble little diner/hovel in Mexico:

Kenny: What kind of food do they serve here?

Armando: Um...Mexican food.

Poor Armando.

He must have the patience of a saint, to be with Deplorable Kenny from Florida.

Kenny acts like the stereotypical stupid American. Completely clueless about customs in foreign countries, where they expect everything to be the way it is in the U.S.

For that alone, I would have dumped his ass.

"My family" - drink

What dating apps are these people using to chat with others internationally? Is it Tinder or is there an app specifically for international dating?

wow what an episode! Coltie is a disgusting piggy who thinks he has a nice dick. Can one of these dick pic recipients let us know if he's packing?

Larissa has body dysmorphic disorder for real and it's just sad to watch at this point. Angela is wack, the birthstone bouquet just felt very country to me.

Why does Chuck think he is lead detective on Law & Order by hassling Andrei's friends and family? Andrei is legally married to Libby for what, two years and they have a kid, you aren't going to change her mind now! She is obviously dickmatized and loves the drama they have going between them! I was listening to the 90 Day Gays podcast and they said that via friends they have heard that Chuck is a slumlord who is letting lots of his properties go into foreclosure.

Khalani makes me so sad! Why oh why did she breed with a simpleton? The fact that it took her this long to realize that he is of below average intelligence is sad. She should worry that her kids are likely to be dumb too.

Karine dang girl, hope you got away from this psycho loser.

Khalani pretends to be a practicing Mormon but was pregnant with a second child before she even married.

r439

They all need the D

Speaking of Andrei and his butterface wife...

I don't think there's an app specifically for international dating, they probably all use Tinder.

Many have met through Facebook groups or international dating sites, not tinder. Kenny met Armando on a social media page that served as a support group for gay fathers.

Eric lives in a shitty house with a roommate, and he drives a shitty car...and somehow he has 15k to invest in Larissa's tits and injections?

Elizabeth's family reek of deplorable Trumpiness.

Larissa the whore allegedly raised the tit/nose money via Cameo. Supposedly there were 1500 people stupid enough to pay that slut $100 each for an indecipherable video message.

Is that why Elizabeth's family always seem so nervous about the fact that Andrei used to be a cop?

Id let Andrei fuck me in his cop uniform.

Chantel's brother, River, is never seen with a girlfriend or even mentions dating. Maybe he's gay, otherwise how do you explain the eyebrows?

r449

I would be ok with him on the team but I don't like his sideshow bob hair

[quote]Chantel's brother, River, is never seen with a girlfriend or even mentions dating. Maybe he's gay, otherwise how do you explain the eyebrows?

He had a profile on Match.com before all of this, so. . .

r451

looking for whom?

R452 I don't know. I believe it was for a girl, because I saw this on IMDB before it went to shit. Otherwise, the poster would have run with River is gay.

Colt is very small down there, saw it leaked

Link r454! I need to see the good morning dick

No one watched last night?

I watched. Elizabeth's ugly drunk brother should have gotten his ass beaten by one of Andrei's friends. Oh well, maybe next week.

Is it true that all of Libby's family except her Mom have mug shots?

I think Pedro and Chantel are not going to last. She's crazy and runs to her family to bad-mouth Pedro. Her family is nuts too.

The lies and secrets of Azan are catching up with him. And Nicole knew about his other wives and kids? And who is going to believe that this couple wanted to open a beauty spa? LOL

r460

where did you see this?

fuck Andrei is sexy especially with that voice

Andrei is definitely hot.

When I see the interaction between Elizabeth's brother Charlie and Andrei, I definitely detect some sexual tension between them. Maybe not so much on Andrei's side, but definitely on Charlie's side.

I think that Charlie is a closet case. That's why he drinks so much and always gets up in Andrei's face. I'm expecting Charlie to start making out with Andrei, when I see them face to face.

Ericky is so cute.

At first I thought he was just another fame whore, but he seems like a very decent and nice guy. He has a nice ass, too.

[quote] Why Larissa Dos Santos Lima Will No Longer Be on 90 Day Fiancé

Larissa Dos Santos Lima, a cast member on TLC's 90 Day Fiancé, reportedly has not been asked to return to the series. In her new "final statement" posted to Instagram, the Brazilian reality star, 34, claims it is over a lingerie camming show she did on website CamSoda.

"Dear Friends and Followers, I want to make a statement for you, I'm no longer a cast member of the show '90 Day Fiancé,'" Larissa wrote on the social media platform on Saturday, Sept. 26. "Because of my show with CamSoda, I was released from my contract with TLC by phone the day before ICE arrested me. I will continue producing content for my official channels on Instagram, OnlyFans and Youtube. Thanks for your understanding, love and attention."

Larissa is referring to her recent arrest by ICE, who reportedly checked her immigration status just before she and new boyfriend Eric Nichols were set to move from their Las Vegas home.

"Larissa was taken into custody from ICE early this morning just as she was getting into a U-Haul truck with her boyfriend, Eric Nichols, while preparing to move to Colorado for a fresh new start," Larissa's reps told E! on Saturday, Sept. 19, adding that at the time they were working "meticulously on her release and clearing up this misunderstanding."

E! News reached out to ICE for comment regarding Larissa's case, however, they said in a statement they will "not be releasing information on the case at this time."

Per TMZ, Larissa made upwards of $100,000 from her show on CamSoda. The show was reportedly one of the most watched of all time on the site.

Larissa began her time on the TLC series in 2018, alongside her then soon-to-be husband Colt Johnson. The couple finalized their divorce in April of 2019 after a publicly contentious marriage.