U.S. partiers wash up in Canada, blown across St. Clair River

SHOOT THE CUNTS ON SIGHT! THEY CARRY POX AND THEY'RE ALL FUCKING RIGHT WING JIHADISTS!!

They're just really scared that Trump will win the election and are trying to make an early escape.

THEY'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE FREE HEALTH CARE! SEND THEIR FAT CUNTY ASSES BACK!

This wouldn't happen if we had a wall around our borders!

Was this white trash cluster too stupid to bring oars?

The St. Clair and Detroit Rivers are not good for recreational use. They have a steep gradient and all the water of Lakes Huron, Michigan and Superior in back of them. People who swim across at Detroit have ended up almost in Lake Erie from the current.

But people do it.

They put this guy in jail.

Meanwhile, back in Les Etats, evil schoolchildren were caught beating a protected Canada goose.

My father and brother once kayaked into Canada by accident. They saw the little hut and Canadian flag where you are supposed to register yourself and turned around in a panic.

Americans everywhere! Call the Queen!

Such an annoying attempt at irony. These are accidental arrivals, and most Americans oppose Trump’s racist immigration policies.

They illegally entered Canada from the South?

Well, they should be detained immediately pending investigations and provided the same level of comfort and care that detainees in the US can expect.