I ordered a Big Mac with "no pickle", and they gave me one with a pickle. I was in the Drive-Thru, so there was NO RECOURSE!
It's a Disgrace!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 21, 2019 4:54 AM |
You should whinge about it on twatter, Mary OP.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 20, 2016 4:18 PM |
Well, in the interest of saving us all from this kind of thread in the future, there IS recourse, OP. I believe most, if not all, fast food restaurants now have designated spots for drive-thru customers to pull over and park if they have a problem with their order. Sometimes an employee actually comes out. If not, when you go in and inform them, they tell you that you can wait in your car and someone will bring out a corrected food order. Which the employees like to do because it means they get to walk outside for a fleeting moment.
Having said this, I did love your thread title and description and poll.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 20, 2016 4:23 PM |
1) The pickle is pretty much the saving grace of a big make, and makes it worth eating
2) If you're stupid and weird enough to not want pickles, THEY'RE EASY TO PICK OFF
3) You realize there are pickles in the big mac sauce, right? It's just thousand island dressing. Which has pickle relish in it.
4) You're an idiot. ' 5) I hate you.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 20, 2016 4:24 PM |
The staff does not make a fresh to order burger for no pickle - so whether you pull it off or they do, it tastes the same.
If you are actually making a custom order so that you get a fresh burger made just for you, you need to order it without something that is more difficult to remove - like no mustard or no onions.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 20, 2016 4:30 PM |
You should have got out of your vehicle while it was parked in the middle of the drive-thru, thus causing a pile-up, stopping them from doing any more business, dropped to yo knees, while holding the offending pickle in the air and weeping, weeping copiously, rising to a scream, as you swayed to the left, swayed to the right, then howling as you beat your chest with the egregious pickle...
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2016 4:34 PM |
........then went into a corner and curled up in the fetal position, rocking back and forth in a pool of your own urine and feces.
Thus, the event ends in tears.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 20, 2016 4:36 PM |
I don't know where you live, R4, but where I live they make fresh burgers if you order with no pickle. Also if they fuck up and put one on, they make another one for you if you insist. It's easier than arguing from their point of view.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 20, 2016 4:37 PM |
Here have mine I always throw it away anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 20, 2016 4:37 PM |
This is the Datalounge there is always a recourse- you should have driven back, gone inside and hurled the burger at the staff like a spoiled Olympian.
The question you should be asking here is what should you have been screaming at the staff as you threw the burger.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 20, 2016 4:37 PM |
"DIE IN A GREASE FIRE"
thread closed
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 20, 2016 4:47 PM |
wait. isn't McDonald's food all made from the same base substance anyway, like their French fries use the same granules they put in the milkshakes, just pressed together and fried? just swipe your card and eat your soylent, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 20, 2016 4:58 PM |
I was at the market today and painfully injured when someone threw a cucumber at me and struck me in the chest.
I think that's a disgrace.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 21, 2016 1:08 AM |
Just get hopped up on meth and tell them not to make you assume your ultimate form.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 21, 2016 1:13 AM |
Yummers . Now I want a Big Mac.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 21, 2016 1:32 AM |
Just don't let them throw any pickles at you, R14. Because that would be a disgrace.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 21, 2016 1:35 AM |
It's wrong! SHOCKINGLY wrong!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 21, 2016 1:40 AM |
I was in line at the very same McDonalds drive through a few years ago, and the squawk box was so bad they always though when I said "hold the pickle" that I was saying "double pickle", so you can imagine what a disgrace that could be; so this one time I said "with no pickle" and the kid repeated it back to me as "with double pickle". Without thinking I immediately shouted back "NO, GODDAMIT". I was so embarrassed, I couldn't even bring myself to apologize. Now [italic]that [/italic]was a disgrace!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 21, 2016 1:43 AM |
I'll tell you what a disgrace is. Having to ask for ketchup now. I always forget and then don't have any ketchup.
DISGRACEFUL!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 21, 2016 2:14 AM |
Take the fucking pickle off the fucking burger you big fucking goddamn baby.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 21, 2016 2:28 AM |
I agree with R18, that is a disgrace.
I do not agree with R19, for reasons already well known to him.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 21, 2016 2:47 AM |
[quote]they always though when I said "hold the pickle" that I was saying "double pickle"
Something similar happened to a coworker who treated herself to a Wendy's burger every Friday. For two consecutive weeks, she asked for "no ketchup, no mustard" and got no toppings but ketchup and mustard. The first week, she just grumbled a bit and ate it, but the second week, she took it back to be made correctly. The third week, the cashier remembered her, swore they would get it right that time and confirmed it with the cook. "No ketchup, no mustard, right?"
So, my coworker got back to her office, unwrapped her burger and found that it did, indeed, have "no ketchup, no mustard." Also "no meat."
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 21, 2016 3:45 AM |
R21 The brats that work there should be lucky that they have a deskilled environment available to them in which their feeble minds can actually perform any amount of labour required to provide some kind of goods or service. She should have them fired any which way. They can smile and make the fucking burger and they can like it or they can lose their job.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 21, 2016 3:59 AM |
I forgot to mention that "it's a complete disgrace".
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 21, 2016 4:00 AM |
[quote] 2) If you're stupid and weird enough to not want pickles, THEY'RE EASY TO PICK OFF
FUCK YOU, R3! Pickles are fucking DISGUSTING! And picking them off is NOT enough, they still leave behind their disgusting flavour!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 21, 2016 8:13 AM |
What kind of dumbass orders a burger without a certain topping and then doesn't check to make sure the idiots got it right?
I *always* check my no mustard/no pickle burgers before pulling away from the window or before walking away from the counter.
And if they *do* fuck up my burger, I make sure to pull off a chunk before handing it to them so that they *have* to make me a new one, instead of pulling off the pickle and giving me back the same gross burger.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 21, 2016 8:18 AM |
You know what's really good? The A-1 burger at Burger King, add extra pickles and extra onions, add mayo (along with the A-1 sauce).
Bring it home and put a little Worcestershire sauce on it.
OMG.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 21, 2016 8:25 AM |
"Do you think this rises to the level of being a disgrace?"
It's more of a 'Pretty Pickle.'
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 21, 2016 8:46 AM |
I thought McD has its sandwich making down to a science.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 21, 2016 12:45 PM |
They do, R29, that's why I think it's a complete and total disgrace and why they should apologize.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 5, 2016 3:09 AM |
I was kind-sorta hoping that this thread was going to be hijacked by anybody else who came into contact with anything that could be called a disgrace, especially since a certain political someone (or no one, depending on your viewpoint), keeps calling just about everything that doesn't go his way "a disgrace".
In fact, DataLounge, your failure to do so is a complete and total disgrace. There, I said it!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 5, 2016 3:14 AM |
R29, it's their "McSandwich making". Get it straight.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 5, 2016 3:15 AM |
Poor people are dreary, and fat, poor people are even more of a nuisance. That is the real disgrace here--your pathetic life, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 5, 2016 3:15 AM |
R3 is also an idiot but scores points for adding the "I hate you" bullit point which made me doubletake and laugh twice.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 5, 2016 3:18 AM |
R33, I prefer my pathetic Mclife, to your dreary, joyless McComment.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 5, 2016 3:21 AM |
Throw that shade, Missy-Ma'amela Champamela @ R33!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 5, 2016 3:21 AM |
I cry for you OP
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 5, 2016 3:23 AM |
R12 was referring to the attached link. The fact that R12 didn't include the link making me have to find it is a disgrace! A complete, and total disgrace.
Mrs. Helmus was attacked by another pickle wielding perpetrator, at the link.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 5, 2016 3:28 AM |
I don't know how you cope, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 5, 2016 3:33 AM |
[quote]Something similar happened to a coworker who treated herself to a Wendy's burger every Friday.
Someone *treats* herself to a Wendy's burger?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 5, 2016 3:33 AM |
I think R21 is on to something that really is a disgrace!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 5, 2016 3:37 AM |
You want to know what's really a disgrace? Ronald McDonald hiding in the bushes, trying to steal our children!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 5, 2016 3:40 AM |
There are more BBQs scheduled for tomorrow so there are more opportunities for complete disgraces. Everyone should be on their toes. Even their tippy-toes.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 5, 2016 3:42 AM |
Shouldn't McDonalds give you a rebate if you ask them to hold the pickle? (Good Lord, that sounds nasty!) I think they ought to deduct the cost of the pickle. Not doing so is, well, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 5, 2016 7:09 PM |
A special order at McDonalds?
Where did you think you were? Burger King?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 5, 2016 7:13 PM |
I think McDonalds ran a couple years' worth of commercials saying that special orders were ok there as well, R45. This was after Burger King had their big promo.
I will never forget BK's jingle.
I also know the 800 number for Sheriton Hotels, from their jingle in the 1970s. I don't remember where I put my keys, though.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 5, 2016 7:24 PM |
Hillary just had an epic coughing fit. I, personally do not think it's a disgrace, but I suspect it's on some people's list.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 5, 2016 7:30 PM |
Am I the only one picturing OP looking like Bubble Bass from the "Pickles" episode of Spongebob Squarepants?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 5, 2016 7:49 PM |
Did OP survive the pickle problem?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 8, 2016 5:58 PM |
Do not attempt to interfere with our perfectly legal condiment business.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 8, 2016 6:18 PM |
Yes, R49, I'm fine. Thank you very much. I am touched.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 9, 2016 12:03 AM |
I am not a pickel person, I must say.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 9, 2016 12:23 AM |
I think we need to get the Presidential candidates on record about the pickel pickle.
Johnson has already stated "What's a McDonalds?" You all realize that he quit smoking pot for the duration of the election, right?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 9, 2016 12:29 AM |
[quote] Something similar happened to a coworker who treated herself to a Wendy's burger every Friday. For two consecutive weeks, she asked for "no ketchup, no mustard" and got no toppings but ketchup and mustard. The first week, she just grumbled a bit and ate it, but the second week, she took it back to be made correctly. The third week, the cashier remembered her, swore they would get it right that time and confirmed it with the cook. "No ketchup, no mustard, right?"
[quote]So, my coworker got back to her office, unwrapped her burger and found that it did, indeed, have "no ketchup, no mustard." Also "no meat."
Ha ha, that fucker did it on purpose! Your coworker must've been a bitch when she came through.
And once again, anyone who order a burger made differently from usual but doesn't check it before leaving the restaurant is a stupid cunt who gets what they deserve!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 9, 2016 4:28 AM |
R54, but you didn't say it with the panache, or elan, of R2 or R3. As far as I'm concerned, the thread could have stopped right there. No offense meant to latecomers.
IOWs, R54, your a disgrace!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 9, 2016 11:18 PM |
Just dill with it, OP
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 9, 2016 11:51 PM |
Call 911, like Obesia, Quaneisha and Bodicaea did!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 9, 2016 11:56 PM |
Who eats at McDonald's?
Fat whores with no taste, that's who!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 9, 2016 11:57 PM |
I'm R55, and I know that "your a disgrace!" should have been "you're a disgrace!".
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 9, 2016 11:59 PM |
I haven't been back since 8/20. Too many bad memories.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 10, 2016 12:01 AM |
I'll set up a GoFundMe account to help with the cost of psychotherapy OP.
You've suffered enough.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 10, 2016 12:09 AM |
Thank you, R62. Every little bit helps.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 10, 2016 12:12 AM |
Thanks everybody for your concern!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 10, 2016 12:13 AM |
I once got a hotdog with mustard when I ordered ketchup. At a ball game, also no recourse.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 10, 2016 12:37 AM |
What is Bug Mac?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 10, 2016 12:39 AM |
Darfur Orphan, you've already had your say.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 10, 2016 12:59 AM |
And why does McDonalds no longer automatically give out ketchup?!! Of COURSE we want ketchup with anything we order there! It's McDonalds. We wouldn't be eating there if we DIDN'T want to slather our fat burgers and greasy fries in ketchup!!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 10, 2016 1:23 AM |
Yes I used thesaurus dot com to come up with turpitude.
If that's a disgrace, then well, I'm guilty.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 10, 2016 1:24 AM |
R5, r6, R13? I love you.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 10, 2016 1:35 AM |
Ha! I'm R6, but not R5 and R13.
You are in love with multiple people.
This thread is like a drug..........
And thus...........
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 10, 2016 1:43 AM |
You're a disgrace, R71.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 10, 2016 1:46 AM |
[quote]whether you pull it off or they do, it tastes the same.
I know I'm late for this but I can't just let it slide.
THAT'S A DAMN VICIOUS DIRTY FUCKING LIE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
It does NOT taste the same. Once you put a pickle on a burger, you can't just go back. Those disgraceful, nasty, fat green dicks DRIP, because the little abominations are actually fucking MOIST. They leave behind an ESSENCE.
And the essence that these atrocities leave behind is UNMISTAKABLE because their flavor is so pungent and RANCID. So I think I would fucking KNOW if I tasted PICKLE ESSENCE on my BURGER you CUNT!
To even INSINUATE that a burger would taste the same after it's been TAINTED WITH PICKLE ESSENCE just goes to show how ignorant you are on the subject of pickles. SO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN STUPID, PICKLE-LOVING ASS OUT OF HERE AND STOP SUCH LIES!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 10, 2016 3:56 AM |
What is ketchup? Is food for big mic?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 10, 2016 1:54 PM |
I support R73 with every fiber of my pickle-HATING being.
Of COURSE you can taste if a pickle has been on your burger! OF COURSE!!!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 10, 2016 1:55 PM |
Why on EARTH has no one pointed out R3's calling a BIg Mac a "Big Make???!!!"
It's a DISGRACE that he tainted the good name of Big Mac and it's more of a DISGRACE that none of you CUNTS noticed!!!!
Tighten up, cunts of DL!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 10, 2016 2:00 PM |
I agree with R73, and I applaud his enthusiasm
A burger really is ruined if you place a pickle on it. End of story.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 10, 2016 4:29 PM |
R76, I personally think R3 redeemed himself by adding to item 4, the idiot accusation; item 5, that he hated OP. His paragraphs were messed-up but I can understand that, because this is such an emotional topic that really touches all of us.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 10, 2016 4:34 PM |
Wtf is going on in this thread omfgggggggg!!!1???!??!!?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 10, 2016 5:52 PM |
R79, It's a disgrace, is that what you're trying to communicate? If so, I'm right there with you.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 10, 2016 8:26 PM |
[quote] R4: The staff does not make a fresh to order burger for no pickle...
This is distressing, I would say it's a disgrace! But I think I already did. It is a disgrace, btw.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 10, 2016 8:30 PM |
r79 your use of punctuation marks is a DISGRACE and I won't stand for it.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 10, 2016 11:57 PM |
I am OUTRAGED at r79 s weird punctuation! !!
Since he's anonymous I have NO RECOURSE!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 11, 2016 3:35 AM |
R79, National Punctuation Day is this month, too.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 11, 2016 9:41 PM |
This was so traumatic to me that I haven't been able to write about it before and really haven't ever told a soul, but back in 1992, I travelled from Boston and went to le Duncan Donuts in Montreal. The Frog Frau behind the counter prepared a sausage-egg and cheese with pickle on le croissant for me and then sneezed into her hand. She then stood in front of the mirror and wiped her nose with her hand, and when finished, put a huge thumb imprint in the le croissant and served it to me, all without washing her hands. I just stood staring at it so dumbfounded I could do nothing but get up and leave that disease-ridden breakfast where it was placed, untouched. Only my BF with me at the time knows about this.
I think this really was quite a [italic]DISGRACE![/italic] I challenge anyone to present a better pickle-relate international disgrace.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 6, 2016 4:57 AM |
A chick in my area shot a gun through the drive thru window at McD's when they messed up her order.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 6, 2016 5:03 AM |
I have come to understand that one calls 9-1-1 when one's order is flummoxed.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 6, 2016 5:06 AM |
R86, Was it the one across the El Paso border? Because it's a disgrace, and certainly a contender.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 6, 2016 5:07 AM |
R87, not in Quebec! They don't use English numbers there!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 6, 2016 5:08 AM |
True story, here she is
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 6, 2016 5:10 AM |
Team Zoo!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 6, 2016 5:21 AM |
But what would it be in a two-way polling match-up between Yes and No without Team Zoo and None of Your Business?
I ask rhetorically because the media keeps publishing two-way polls in places where there are four on the ballot and I keep thinking it's a complete waste of brain cells since it really means less than nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 6, 2016 2:40 PM |
Bacon is serious business, I can't say I blame her.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 6, 2016 2:41 PM |
Rising to the level of disgrace? I think Trump has set the bar too low.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 6, 2016 2:43 PM |
OP this reminds me. When I was trying to get sober I often sit at home and watch vids like this.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 6, 2016 2:49 PM |
Yeah, R96, that's a disgrace. It rivals mine, I must admit.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 7, 2016 1:11 AM |
Today, America faces a disgrace even greater than an unwelcome pickle.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 9, 2016 3:15 PM |
Trump will fix this. There will be tremendous big macs with delicious pickles.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 9, 2016 3:16 PM |
R100, that's a good one,
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 9, 2016 4:49 PM |
"Attia of the Julii, I cry for justice."
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 1, 2016 3:15 AM |
EST
Everyone knows it's impossible to get a hamburger of any kind at McDonald's without a pickle. They are welded to the inside of the bun
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 1, 2016 3:42 AM |
Op, you should have told them you voted for Trump, because you get special privileges at stores.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 1, 2016 8:57 PM |
Thanks, R104. I get such good advice on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 2, 2016 3:07 AM |
IT'S A DISGRACE!
Whatever it was!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 11, 2017 4:10 PM |
How the fuck does this thread have 106 responses (107 now)?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 11, 2017 4:34 PM |
How the fuck does this thread have more than 7 responses?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 11, 2017 4:39 PM |
How the fuck does it not have 300 responses!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 11, 2017 5:18 PM |
Because it is so fucking retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 11, 2017 5:21 PM |
Trump said today that it's a DISGRACE that the intelligence community revealed that Trump has been assisted by the Russians. Then he associated it with NAZI Germany.
Heaven help us!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 11, 2017 5:22 PM |
R102, I love that response. I know the reference. I hope you use it regularly everywhere; or else, I think I might!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 11, 2017 5:24 PM |
It's just like NAZI Germany!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 11, 2017 11:41 PM |
Censored, R114!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 11, 2017 11:44 PM |
If only they had McDonald's in NAZI Germany! It would be exactly the same thing! I DON't WANT THAT PICKLE!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 11, 2017 11:44 PM |
Well, that's a disgrace, R115! How do I get it uncensored?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 11, 2017 11:46 PM |
I think it's viewable now. If anyone still has trouble, please let me know and I'll try to fix it. Thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 11, 2017 11:54 PM |
Can I have your pickle? Or did someone already get it?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 12, 2017 12:26 AM |
My pickle was promised to no one, R119, you can have it!
There is a lot of interest in this thread in pickle swapping. I bet there is an egghead in a basement out there somewhere who can turn this into a lucrative online business. I don't want the pickle, but I do want my 20%.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 12, 2017 1:12 AM |
This thread is why us old-timers keep coming back to this place.
And THAT, my friends, is NOT a disgrace.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 12, 2017 8:36 AM |
Pickle is a funny word.
Pickle.
Pickle pickle pickle.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 13, 2017 2:43 PM |
Indeed, yes indeed, R122.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 13, 2017 8:00 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 14, 2017 2:31 AM |
r73 should run for office based on his passion and commitment to the truth. In what world, nay, UNIVERSE, is putting a pickle on a burger and taking it off the same as no pickle. Like, ffs, just dip the whole thing in a pile of garbage. It's already ruined.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 15, 2017 6:47 AM |
I still love this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 16, 2017 8:23 PM |
I have just discovered that cats are afraid of pickles and cucumbers. Why is that? OP, are you a cat?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 9, 2017 5:20 AM |
I don't eat McDonald's nearly as much as I used to. Maybe once or twice a month these days, if that. My outrage comes after clearly and distinctly ordering NO CHEESE on ANYTHING, some dumb fuck gives me a Big Mac or fish sandwich with cheese.
So, on my rare excursions to McD's, I check my order while I'm still standing in line if I'm indoors, or open my bag and check things out in the drive thru before I pull off. I'm sorry, I don't care who's behind me, how busy they are, how long the lines are..I ordered NO CHEESE, and that's what I expect. The pickles...I don't mind so much. I'll usually just toss 'em. Get my fucking order right, and we have no problem. Why does everyone assume that we ALL want cheese on everything? It's disgusting!!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 9, 2017 6:36 AM |
Your boundaries have been noted. Thank you for your participation, AIKC.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 9, 2017 1:37 PM |
I envision a scene at McD's in which AIKC's order has been fucked up, sort of like a Faye Dunaway/Mommie Dearest moment: No more cheese! No more Cheese, as AICK beats the living crap out of poor minimum wage order taker.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 9, 2017 1:48 PM |
Omg...you made me LOFL R130. It's beyond aggravating though. If I had a dollar for every time I had to send something back because I requested no cheese and they give it to me anyway, well, I'd be typing this from my seaside estate in Hawaii.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 9, 2017 3:08 PM |
Cheese is hard to peal off because it melts into the other things. It's like pickle juice in that way. But I hate that AIKC does this checking while he's still in line. I feel like I've been behind him. AIKC, you could pull into the spots reserved for complex orders, and do your checking there. That way, you don't inconvenience the people behind you.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 7, 2017 8:18 PM |
Hint: the Yiddish term "shonda" is far more dramatic.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 7, 2017 8:22 PM |
It' s an old thread but I feel Op's pain. Pickles are an abomination.
Nonetheless some things you just have to learn to dill with.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 7, 2017 8:27 PM |
Ow ow wow ow ow, R134!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 7, 2017 11:28 PM |
OP is Donald Trump?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 7, 2017 11:45 PM |
No, R136, but I was making fun of him.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 8, 2017 12:05 AM |
[quote] R40: Someone *treats* herself to a Wendy's burger?
My sister works with really poor people and one took someone else out to KFC for a dinner date. Not to bring the thread down on porpoise. I heard that 20 years ago and still feel bad. Now, that’s really a disgrace. Now, back to the serious pickle matter.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 24, 2018 10:47 PM |
A pickle?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 24, 2018 10:56 PM |
[quote] beats the living crap out of poor minimum wage order taker.
The thing that irritates us the most is the thing that reminds us most of ourselves, so.....yeah.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 24, 2018 10:57 PM |
Thank you, R139, I shall take that under advisement.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 25, 2018 1:47 PM |
LOCK AND LOAD!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 25, 2018 1:48 PM |
[quote]R128: I don't eat McDonald's nearly as much as I used to.
Because you are now making healthy life choices? Belatedly, Betty?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 25, 2018 1:51 PM |
I’m against pickles, but I do put relish in tuna salad, when I make it. That’s the only time I go near it.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 25, 2019 9:42 PM |
[quote]I ordered a Big Mac with "no pickle", and they gave me one with a pickle. I was in the Drive-Thru, so there was NO RECOURSE!
OPs post reminded me of one of my favorite books from the late 70's: NO PICKLE, NO PERFORMANCE! by Harold J. Kennedy. While it talks about a lot of old Hollywood and TV stars, the title refers to a story about Renee Taylor & Joe Bologna. Here's a recap of the story:
[Harold Kennedy's] book [No Pickle, No Performance] is dedicated to actress Renee Taylor, who refused to come on stage during a play's opening night until she got a pickle with her sandwich, as she had during the previews. The coffee shop that had provided those sandwiches was closed, and the curtain was held while a prop man got in his car and went searching for the holy pickle. It arrived seven minutes after the advertised curtain time, and the show went on.
Unknown to Taylor, the stage crew was so enraged by her antics that they performed "a little ceremony" with the pickle (dropping it in her dressing room toilet) before giving it to her. Gloria Swanson later said: "Poor Miss Taylor. Can't you see her shopping around to every delicatessen in New York complaining that she can never find a pickle to match the caliber of the one she had in New Jersey."
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 25, 2019 10:52 PM |
Bumping the pickle
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 21, 2019 3:45 AM |
Please welcome to the stage: EGREGIOUS PICKLE
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 21, 2019 3:51 AM |
I was in the car with an ex who drove all the way back through a Taco Bell drive up, just to throw an improperly prepared burrito through the drive up window at the clerk, screaming “I SAID NO FUCKING TOMATOES!”, before speeding off.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 21, 2019 4:15 AM |
I feel your shame, r149, and wish you peace. Just keep in mind the trauma that your ex was forced to endure.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 21, 2019 4:21 AM |
People who hate tomatoes REALLY hate them.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 21, 2019 4:25 AM |
I’m thrilled that someone bumped this thread. I created it in 2016 and I still am bothered by that unexpected and unwanted pickle, so your sympathy is of great comfort to me.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 21, 2019 4:48 AM |
MARY!!!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 21, 2019 4:54 AM |