George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Fake Arranged marriage

March 7, 2016

The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee doesn’t approve of his extra curricular activities with his male celebrity friend so our wife now stays far far away when our actor is having his fun. (Amal Clooney/George Clooney/Rande Gerber )

March 29, 2016

So, you are married to an A+ lister. You have a gorgeous home with him. Why on earth would you have a big event somewhere else? Oh yeah,because the other place is owned by your “ex” who you seem very close to. Didn’t you have dinner at your ex’s hotel while out of the country and again in this country while on “business.” (Amal and George Clooney)

Believe every word

I knew it's a sham marriage

Such betrayal!

So who is her not so ex boyfriend she is still fucking?

R5

The only part I don't get is why would Clooney have a need to get married? He was the confirmed bachelor of Hollywood. I also don't believe the male prostitute parts. Never really any credible rumors he's into dick

R7 George has political ambitions and he needs to represent himself in a certain way preparing for his political future.

"someone she has worked with frequently in the past who is a celebrity in his own right"

Julian Assange?

R6 Thank you, so this is her so called Ex boyfriend!

R8- But if he has political ambitions, it's not very smart to pick Amal. There must be a ton of American actresses that could have fit the bill.

The italian Vanity Fair article is noncommittal gossip that won't even confirm his identity. Why would either prospect be embarrassing to be known? Is the Colombian in the trade trade or something?

the DRUG trade...

If Clooney plans to run for office in California, he doesn't need a spouse. In certain states I guess it would be important, but there are a lot of other places in the US where it wouldn't be important.

3 July, 2012

Single Guy and Married Couple have been friends for a long time. You will often catch pretty photos of them hanging out together every couple of months. No, this isn’t going where you think it’s going. They are not a threes*me. Nor is Single Guy romantically involved with Married Girl. However, they do have a very interesting arrangement.

Single Guy is quite the package, so it’s not exactly hard for him to land an attractive woman. In fact, he always seems to have a new Single Girl on his arm. However, he is not the only one doing the selecting. Married Girl has a big say in Single Buy’s choice of mates. That’s because the bottom line is that the Single Girl is really for her. That’s right. The real couples here are: Single Guy + Married Guy and Single Girl + Married Girl.

So, now you know that whenever Single Guy breaks up with his Single-Girl-of-the-Month, it’s really because Married Girl has decided that it’s time. Married Girl is the selector of Single Girl, ergo the decision maker in Single Girl’s termination.

It doesn’t always go smoothly, though. Once the Single Girl is part of this lifestyle, the fame-by-association and the lifestyle can make it very difficult to leave. However, they always do go, thanks to a binding contract and a nice payoff.

Single Guy: George Clooney

Single Girl: Stacy Keibler

Married Guy: Randy Berger

Married Girl: Cindy Crawford

If he's really into to dudes that would mean he and brad banged at some point. It's not exactly a secret that Brad is bish. Clooney that's never really been the word.

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Is there some way we can have threads on this topic auto-deleted?

So according to these blind items, Amal is a lesbian who sleeps with her ex-boyfrined.

Got it.

R19 The blind items didn't say Amal is lesbian!

Why did you gather an array of blind items allegedly about George Clooney? OP? And I do not believe that Cindy fucking Crawford is dictating who beards for George, so that she can fuck them. How ridiculous.

I don't know if Clooney is in the closet or not, and I don't care. If he is, then I don't understand why he chose Amal to be his beard. Amal looks like a post op Trans, wearing heavy makeup, hair extensions, with an eating disorder to boot. He has plenty of cash, and could have married, and has dated women 20x more attractive than this Amal woman.

Some of you will believe anything. One has to wonder why.

R20, one of the blinds posted by OP implies that any woman dating (or married to) Clooney is bearding for him, while actually involved in a sexual and perhaps emotion relationship with Cindy Crawford. So this blind is implicitly suggesting that Amal is a lesbian.

Clooney might be bi but this is clearly not a sham marriage. He's not going into politics. He's settling into the life of an aging slightly lushed out movie star. Maybe they both have something going on the side too who knows.

Blind items are usually right at best or have some sort of truth at worst.

R23 YOU ARE DUMB. That blind about Randy and Cindy is from Clooney's bachelor days. HIs last marriage was over in 1993. It was a frequent rumour for years that Randy Cindy George and a George GF were swingers and bi.

The blind did NOT anticipate a marriage.

God you are dumb.

Most of these blinds are ridiculous. Angelina Jolie "isn't going to let his phony new wife use her"? Please. Besides, the latest ridiculous blind says Clooney's marriage is a cover up for going after underage girls, including one who supposedly died on his property. So depending on the source, he's gay, he's into kink, he's a swinger, he's a pedo, or some combo of these. Such irresistible bait for an ambitious and successful international lawyer.

"Married Girl has a big say in Single Buy’s choice of mates. That’s because the bottom line is that the Single Girl is really for her. That’s right. The real couples here are: Single Guy + Married Guy and Single Girl + Married Girl.

So, now you know that whenever Single Guy breaks up with his Single-Girl-of-the-Month, it’s really because Married Girl has decided that it’s time. Married Girl is the selector of Single Girl, ergo the decision maker in Single Girl’s termination."

How am o dumb, R26? DID TOU READ THE FUCKING BLIND??? IT IMPLIES THAT THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TERM ARRANGEMENT AND A CONTINUED ONE IN THE FUTURE BECAUSE OF THE LAST PARAGRAPH. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM???? LEARN TO READ AND WRITE IN ENGLISH!!! IF YOU CANNOT CORRECTLY COMPREHEND WHAT YOU ARE READING, STOP AND THINK BEFORE YOU ATTACK OTHER PEOPLE THAT HAVE SUPERIOR READING SKILLS TO YOURS, YOU STUPID ARROGANT CUNT. THE BLIND IMPLIES THAT GEORGE ALL OF GEORGE'S ROMANTIC PARTNERS ARE ACTUALLY DATING CINDY -PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE, CONTINGENT OF COURSE, ON GEORGE'S CONTINUED FRIENDSHIP WITH GERBER AND CRAWFORD. GEORGE WAS FRIENDS WITH GERBER AND CRAWFORD WHEN HE STARTED DATING AMAL AND HE IS STILL FRIENDS WITH THEM TIL THIS VERY FUCKING DAY.

I wonder who started this thread? Could it be...

R28, Annie, please, calm down...

R30, I am sick of this fucking "You are dumb" troll. This cunt clearly does not know how to read. Even R19 understood the blind item correctly. I don't give a fuck about Clooney, his cock or his hole, but I'll be damned if some cunt on DL is going to tell me that I am dumb, when indeed, I comprehended a blind item correctly.

Sure you did, dear. And all caps drive home your superior intellect.

More globalism!

Hmmm, if it's true about George being gay, it reminds me of the rumors years ago about Mark Wahlberg letting George fuck him for movie roles....

DL became so fucking boring , whenever some interesting gossip thread (like this one) start , some whiny posters begin bitching and kill the whole thread.

DL is a gossip site first and foremost Not a fucking trump and politics forum!

It is getting ugly here I agree r35. In general. I don't know if some folks had a rotten day or need to blow off steam. At anything. And anyone.

There's a thread asking if "Armenians are White." A few posters have got their knickers in a twist over absolutely nothing.

Is Angela Merkel's calendar so empty that she makes room to have a conference with George Clooney?

Really?

Clooney?

This is how she spends her time?

Yikes!

Clooney probably used Amal to get that meeting, Amal being a pretty high profile "human rights" lawyer.

She's also from Lebanon and may have offered opinions on middle east politics and the refugee crisis. I wonder if Clooney hogged the time or if Angela shaded him out and concentrated on Amal. That is just one snap-shot, flattering Clooney.

George only married anal because of Saudi blackmail threatening to expose his homo sex. Now they have them and can get access to politicians, celebrities, etc

I heard a rumor. I heard that once upon a time in Hollywood, actors were just that - actors. They were not traveling to other countries, sitting down with heads of state, hoping to influence foreign policy.

Oh please, R41. Legendary actresses in particular often met foreign heads of state.

And you guys make fun of HKN and the Havenettes

Why do you find this interesting? It's just a lot of half-baked BS from people who seem to have a problem with Clooney having a life while they have none. I still find it amusing that so many don't understand the difference between fantasy and gossip.

R44, you're right. This is silly gossip, and definetly fantasy. You don't think that most people commenting on these boards actually believe this shit, or really care about it, do you?

Clooney thought he could morph from ageing has been to something relevant. What Clooney never understood was that a modicum of intelligence was required for success. Intelligence does not include marrying someone who defends despots and crimes against humanity scum and then going overboard attempting to sell her as a "human rights lawyer".

Poo Shoes? How I've missed hearing about your escapades in Hollywood!

To me, george is a traditional type of guy. Bisexual. But only dates women.

he isn't gay. He dated my colleague's cousin back in the day.

The Oct 3, 2015 item is obviously about Mrs. Matt Damon.

George is probably asking Merkel if she likes falafel. Amal likes falafel, it's the food of lesbians.

This thread was started by Poo Shoes in reaction to tabloid rumors that Amal is pregnant.

Get an off-DL life, woman.

I just don't buy the gossip GC is into dudes. He's not really the type who would bother hiding that.

[q]George only married anal because of Saudi blackmail threatening to expose his homo sex. Now they have them and can get access to politicians, celebrities, etc

Like him being gay hasn't been an open secret for decades. Try harder next time.

I have it on good authority that tonight, George Clooney is hooking up with dancer Nick Baga. They were seen together tonight at the Motion Picture & Television Fund. Baga is bisexual.

[quote]They were seen together tonight at the Motion Picture & Television Fund

the nursing home?

r55 Clooney Loon. Always has things on "good authority" and always disparaging Clooney (since he married).

It's so easy to pick out the pr shills even in old threads.

Almost all Entertainment Lawyer blind items are made up, OP

I really couldn't give a rat's ass about them. So irrelevant now.

Cancel! NEXT!

From those Vanity Fair Italy photos, no wonder she keeps losing her cases.

^^^Someone needs to correct the her wiki page where it says "she gave birth...", LOL.

Two of the biggest shams in show biz are George Clooney and serial cheater Julia Roberts.

Didn’t George marry Anal because the press was on to his gay lovers and to help him clean up trouble in Italy, where he maimed a teen boy? He’s a fake.

Does anyone care at this point if it’s fake? He’s old, lost his looks, and has kids now.

Has anyone else noticed all of George’s celebrity friends have abandoned him?

Was his career ruined with this video?

Wishful thinking. And believe me I've dreamed about doing him.

I'm friends with his former longtime publicist who spent oodles of time with him. He's straight.

r67, they aren't even claiming he's just gay but a predator who abuses boys

I think it's pretty awful to accuse someone of that without anyone coming forward

His wife is a dog, but then there's no accounting for taste.

Yeah. I’m sure George tell his publicity people all about his sex life. Riiigggghhhtttt

These pr interns all use the same stock lines:

I know someone who knows him and he's straight.

I have a female friend/cousin/yoga instructor/co-worker, yada yada who slept with him.

I spent time around him on a movie set and he didn't ping and/or his girlfriend was there.

You're jealous.

Amal is "accomplished".

You are the woman who hallucinated George was her agent and met his parents.

LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Get a new repertoire, PR Interns.

^^^ I forgot to add the standard "Loon" which seems to be their default.

Hmm. He seems to like projects with young men.

Anal influences

^^^^The comments section on that Deadline article are hysterical, LOL.

9/10/19

Several years ago, right here in this same space, I shared a story about this permanent A list mostly movie actor who from time to time directs. Our actor was involved in the death and the cover up of said death of a minor who had been sexually assaulted. This happened outside the country and whatever investigations there have been have been half-hearted because law enforcement doesn't want to anger their high profile neighbor. Well, times have changed since I wrote that original blind and the friends in high places the actor enjoyed nationally and locally, have fallen from power. There is also the matter of a little revenge. You see, the woman he called his girlfriend at the time is fully aware of what happened. The former girlfriend has run into some trouble with tax authorities and is doing a little trading. Information about the death has been traded. This all happened a couple of months ago which led to the police investigating a little more thoroughly. It could also explain why the actor's current significant other and the actor himself, seem to have fallen off the face of the earth the past couple of months.

Shady just like George

Enty caters to the Qanon crowd. Hollywood had Qanon followers protesting and calling it's celebrities pedos etc today. They then hit the gossip sites. Hanks, Oprah, Ellen, and Clooney. It's why Ellen featured in rightwing media sites today. It's election related. It's known because Tulip the Q troll on LSA is watched. What they actively post about hits gossips sites a little later. Tulip was also actively trying to link Markle with the elections and being anti trump. It's also why an old thread was bumped

I LOVED this Elisabetta person, she could not even be bothered to pretend to like him most of the time. The looks she would shoot him were priceless.

...but the best was her parting shot --- something along the lines of "he was just like a father to me, nothing more." BURN.

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Or George is just shady. Look at his fake marriage.

Maybe an old thread was bumped to fuck with a pr intern's weekend?

Did somebody step in poo?

Shady Saudi access, who is this twat?

So real!

r76, Entertainment Lawyer blind items are bullshit

R82, more than stepped in it. It's as though a river of feces has come flooding in.

Plenty of those blind items have come true. George is not who you think he is.

The only ones I can think of he has written about for years are Jennifer Lopez did not record her own vocals (now accepted as true) and George’s legal troubles over the young boy in Italy. I mean we are talking for several years he has been writing about this with no one asking him to stop.

#celebritylivesmatter

Fuck off Davida

r88, he made up the shit about Lopez - no one accepts it as true except people who believe that the Entertainment Lawyer is legit. He made up the shit about Clooney.

For every one of his blind items that "came true" there are 10000 that didn't. He also fudges facts to make it look like his blind items are "coming true" - he did one about an athlete who was planning on coming out, then when Michael Sam came out, he tried to pretend the blind item had been about Sam even though the text of the blind item didn't describe Sam at all.

Unfortunately it’s all true. And if you believe Jennifer Lopez recorded her own vocals, I unfortunately cannot help you.

I see poo shoes is active

r92, I'm sure her vocals are HEAVILY autotuned.....but that's not the same thing as hiring someone to sing for her. There's no evidence to support that theory and there never has been. If you believe the Entertainment Lawyer is legit and that every single thing he writes is true, then I can't help you.

I think J lo recorded her own vocals because even on CD her vocals sound underwhelming but I respected her for singing mostly live at the suprt bowl unlike Shaniqua or what her name is.

Her first few albums were not her.

As for George...fake.

QAnon...go find another place.

Why the fixation on "blinds"? Has no one here ever traveled? Amazing what you hear on vacation from real, live people.

No one in this thread has any info on Clooney. It's cobbled together from shit they read from the Entertainment Lawyer

Amal is one letter away from Anal.

Coincidence? I think not!!! So stop pissing on my leg and telling me it's raining.

All of this is true. ALL OF IT!!!

Case closed.

R100 So this is illuminati symbolism?

I feel so sad for that young boy’s family. Chased off a cliff in the middle of the night. Tragic.

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They will try to get this thread zapped now because of the picture.

I suggest we stop engaging PR person on this thread and just abandon but preserve the thread.

They are already working on scrubbing the picture, it is already less prominent in search results than it was earlier today.

They are worried.

No wonder the boy jumped off a cliff. The Clooneys and the Gerbers reek of shade.

^^^and his QANON screeching PR Intern will be here in 3, 2, 1....

What does this have to do with QAnon? The whole reason George bought a house at Lake Cuomo is because the age of consent is lower than in the US.

More stories about George and the Gerbers!

I wonder if George is big...

Cleaner, this is what the Streisand effect is all about. No one was giving a shit about some obscure Clooney gossip. Now they're pulling threads from 5 years ago.

I don't think the Cleaner is the one bumping old threads.

However, if the Cleaner is looking to get threads deleted, I'd rather they got old ones deleted.

[quote]So stop pissing on my leg and telling me it's raining.

Don't worry Judge Judy. When I piss on your leg I will gladly tell you it's piss.

How are things on the Kentucky Stars website?

I wonder if Jack Brooksbank has anything to do with circle?????

One should never miss an opportunity to bring up the BRF on a DL thread.

Where’s Waldo?...

Zzzzz....no one cares about.

This is another QAnon conspiracy theory.

Anal Clooney

I have never understood his popularity. He always reminded me of those annoying assholes from school who would play stupid , irritating tricks on us as a way of flirting and think it was cute. It never was.

I remember all this years ago... that’s all.

That's because this thread is from years ago... that's also all.

R11 If he has political ambitions marrying a barrister who specializes in human rights and international law would certainly be a better choice than marrying an actress. It makes the whole arranged marriage theory more persuasive to my mind.