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ABC's Matt Gutman Shows Off Pubic Hair in Deleted Instagram Photo

That's a nice bush.

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by Anonymousreply 202April 11, 2020 11:13 PM

Really, that was a thing? An extra inch of hair.

by Anonymousreply 1August 5, 2016 2:25 AM

Damn, you can see the vein in his cock through his swimsuit.

by Anonymousreply 2August 5, 2016 2:27 AM

Maybe it got pulled because of the baby's butt showing.

But Matt is hot.

by Anonymousreply 3August 5, 2016 2:27 AM

Matt is hot. Too bad the chubby wife and ugly baby are in the photo too.

by Anonymousreply 4August 5, 2016 2:29 AM

Yum. Your move, David Muir.

by Anonymousreply 5August 5, 2016 2:31 AM

I didn't even notice the vein. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 6August 5, 2016 2:31 AM

I didn't notice the vein when I went back to look, either.

by Anonymousreply 7August 5, 2016 2:34 AM

[quote] Maybe it got pulled because of the baby's butt showing.

That's what I thought immediately when I saw the pic. You just don't post pics of your naked kids online.

by Anonymousreply 8August 5, 2016 2:36 AM

What's with his wife's pose?

by Anonymousreply 9August 5, 2016 2:36 AM

Why such a homely wife?

by Anonymousreply 10August 5, 2016 2:42 AM

She is fine.

But I do want him.

by Anonymousreply 11August 5, 2016 2:44 AM

Gutman? He won't be allowed at the Mortimer Club.

by Anonymousreply 12August 5, 2016 2:46 AM

He's a bossy bottom.

by Anonymousreply 13August 5, 2016 2:46 AM

Dang

by Anonymousreply 14August 5, 2016 2:47 AM

R2 is doing the Lord's work, R6 and R7.

by Anonymousreply 15August 5, 2016 2:48 AM

The baby is giving dad a toe job.

by Anonymousreply 16August 5, 2016 2:49 AM

Thanks R15. Look right above the baby's toe, R6 & R7.

by Anonymousreply 17August 5, 2016 2:55 AM

Yup. It's the kid. Gutman could get arrested in many states for publishing that photo.

His pubes are not going to be greeted warmly by his Corporate Overlords, either.

by Anonymousreply 18August 5, 2016 2:58 AM

That baby has a cellulite ass.

by Anonymousreply 19August 5, 2016 3:01 AM

R17, I'd say it's a bit of a wishful thinking to see that as a vein but it's not impossible.

by Anonymousreply 20August 5, 2016 3:01 AM

David Muir gave a thumbs up for those pubes

by Anonymousreply 21August 5, 2016 3:13 AM

R19 The baby has pozface and is aging terribly.

by Anonymousreply 22August 5, 2016 3:19 AM

I think he posted it because it was a cute pic and then realized it was a bit too much of baby's bottom and daddy's bush. He replaced it with a shot with a tighter crop. I'm just happy to see the lush chest fur.

by Anonymousreply 23August 5, 2016 3:20 AM

Grown men have pubic hair.

ACK !!!

He's pretty cute.

by Anonymousreply 24August 5, 2016 3:22 AM

he must have a nice hairy anus

by Anonymousreply 25August 5, 2016 3:23 AM

Is that baby fingering his daddy's cock with his toe???

by Anonymousreply 26August 5, 2016 3:25 AM

That Fat Incest Baby can go fuck himself

by Anonymousreply 27August 5, 2016 3:29 AM

big nose, never noticed that on tv

by Anonymousreply 28August 5, 2016 3:29 AM

Molestation.

by Anonymousreply 29August 5, 2016 3:32 AM

My life is now damn near complete. I would have Matt Gutman's butt baby.

by Anonymousreply 30August 5, 2016 3:43 AM

He should be in the excessive hairy thread. GORGEOUS!

by Anonymousreply 31August 5, 2016 3:44 AM

hair*

by Anonymousreply 32August 5, 2016 3:46 AM

Would much rather be with him then all the typical "celebs" DL usually salivates over.

by Anonymousreply 33August 5, 2016 3:52 AM

..One smoking-hot Hebrew. Dreamy workplace fuck-buddy fantasy.. Matt Gutman and Rob Marciano. Couldn't keep it a secret though... A spontaneous solar eclipse would do the snitching...I even watch awww-ful Sat. morning kiddie show, "Sea Rescue", to get a peek at Gutman's package. Dude doesn't give his lusting queen team, like me, a little wardrobe malfunction thrill, or big bulge shot....Fucking tease.

by Anonymousreply 34August 5, 2016 4:04 AM

Dang I thought maybe Matt was gay, didn't study it and didn't have proof but was hoping.

by Anonymousreply 35August 5, 2016 4:07 AM

His beard has heavy calves and their children are fugly.

Is he Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 36August 5, 2016 4:10 AM

No he is not gay but very gay friendly , met him , so hot beyond anyone else at ABC, a real man , hairy hot jew meat, she is one lucky bitch.....

by Anonymousreply 37August 5, 2016 4:15 AM

What are you saying, Barbara? That you don't want Murray to go to the club because he's Jewish?

Blanche and Rose were right about you!

GO to hell.

by Anonymousreply 38August 5, 2016 4:15 AM

I wrongly assumed every male at ABC news was gay.

by Anonymousreply 39August 5, 2016 4:19 AM

Ok scenario , Guttman, Gio, Muir, and Rob in a 4 way. pick the tops and bottoms and describe in detail ha ha , just for fun bitches, I think we all know who is placed where....However someone may flip flop during the heat of passion....

by Anonymousreply 40August 5, 2016 4:26 AM

You were close, R39. Almost all of the newsmen based out of ABC NEW YORK are gay... and several of the foreign correspondents. Gutman is a rare exception (and the rumor is he's not against a little bisexuality....)

by Anonymousreply 41August 5, 2016 4:54 AM

At least he is not a tragic shaver with no sex appeal.

by Anonymousreply 42August 5, 2016 5:57 AM

..R36.. Racist much? For the record, Matt's kids are adorable and cute...Like their fine-ass Father, only mini-me munchkin-sized. His wife and children are beaming with serenity and wellness. Even Matt's feet are attractive. Preferable if you're going to do a weekly show in a form-flattering wet suit, near nudity, and nicely formed feet... Matt baby, you really are gorgeous from head-to-toe... Work that hot bod. Mesomorph body types are just born beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 43August 5, 2016 6:45 AM

That picture shows less baby butt than the old coppertone ads. It is adorable. Baby, mom, dad, pubes, butt, toe, all of it

by Anonymousreply 44August 5, 2016 8:14 AM

Yeah, that's just a sweet family photo and anyone who thinks it's objectionable in any way is just .... whatever

The only remarkable thing about it is that he has the smallest nipple I have ever seen on any person ever, live or in a photo.

by Anonymousreply 45August 5, 2016 8:37 AM

He is extremely hot, no doubt about it. Only thing I would change is his Theresa Guidice ape hairline.

by Anonymousreply 46August 5, 2016 11:26 AM

He is too hot for the nightly news.

by Anonymousreply 47August 5, 2016 12:01 PM

Question: Is 'Gutman' likely a Jewish name? Could it be Germanic?

by Anonymousreply 48August 5, 2016 12:10 PM

Walmart photo processing employees have stupidly contacted the local police for such photos.

by Anonymousreply 49August 5, 2016 12:15 PM

I wonder if Matt had to get down on his knees or bend over to get his job at ABC. ABC is rumored to have the biggest gay casting couch in regards to its male on air talent.

by Anonymousreply 50August 5, 2016 12:17 PM

[quote] Could it be Germanic?

unlikely, most christian germans had profession names - schneider or schreiner for example - Gutman sounds like "the guy who has the goods" - in other words a banker, a traditional Jewish occupation in Medieval Europe

by Anonymousreply 51August 5, 2016 12:19 PM

You can see part of his wife's boobs.

by Anonymousreply 52August 5, 2016 12:22 PM

Do you know what Germanic means, r51?

Can you tell us what Yiddish is?

by Anonymousreply 53August 5, 2016 12:23 PM

Gutman is Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 54August 5, 2016 12:27 PM

The wife is cute, but damn, she won the lottery. He is hot af.

by Anonymousreply 55August 5, 2016 12:32 PM

Too much bush. I wish he'd trim it back some. She's even got his pubes between her teeth if you look closely.

by Anonymousreply 56August 5, 2016 12:33 PM

R56 I think his bush is fine. I like a guy with pubes not a thicket but some pubes. I don't like bald it's a little too catholic priest pedophile for me.

by Anonymousreply 57August 5, 2016 12:38 PM

..If it was Bluish, R48, It shouldn't/doesn't diminish his diminutive/masculine HOTNESS and appeal. Shorter guys always rock a pair of snug fitting trousers nicely. Matt knows how to work it alright...his fine mesomorph form for the camera, and appreciative viewers. But never in an overt, "I know I'm hot", total turn-off manner. Above OP's and his demeanor show him to be humble, and engaging. The COMPLETE package. You totally ROCK the airwaves Matt...

by Anonymousreply 58August 5, 2016 12:54 PM

Love him and Tom Llamas as well.

by Anonymousreply 59August 5, 2016 1:25 PM

I've jerked off to Matt Gutman and I'm proud of that fact!

by Anonymousreply 60August 5, 2016 1:38 PM

FINALLY we get to see what he looks like SHIRTLESS. YUM!

He has got the skinniest waist I have ever seen

by Anonymousreply 61August 5, 2016 1:45 PM

That is nasty, I already filed a complaint about him on ABC!

by Anonymousreply 62August 5, 2016 1:49 PM

R62 I also wrote ABC demanding Gutman does all his reports shirtless and showing pube.

by Anonymousreply 63August 5, 2016 3:44 PM

I love that he has a healthy bush and is not trimmed and plucked within an inch of his life.

by Anonymousreply 64August 5, 2016 6:09 PM

The gays love BUSH.

by Anonymousreply 65August 5, 2016 6:17 PM

That fat pig of a wife will only drag him down. He needs to cut her loose and let his hotness free.

by Anonymousreply 66August 5, 2016 6:26 PM

Matt's casting couch audition photo...

by Anonymousreply 67August 5, 2016 6:43 PM

He's very sexy...much more than 99% of celebs or instagram models out there

by Anonymousreply 68August 5, 2016 6:45 PM

Is he chasing the Maltese Falcon?

by Anonymousreply 69August 5, 2016 6:47 PM

Oh, my... the trifecta!

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by Anonymousreply 70August 5, 2016 6:52 PM

Nice view...

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by Anonymousreply 71August 5, 2016 6:53 PM

What a whore (the baby, I mean)

by Anonymousreply 72August 5, 2016 7:24 PM

Wide birthing hips R71

by Anonymousreply 73August 5, 2016 7:35 PM

He looks even more inviting upside down.

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by Anonymousreply 74August 5, 2016 7:37 PM

I don't know what the big deal is - and this imaginary cock vein is just stupid. The dick would be lower down anyway.

Jeez - you people.

by Anonymousreply 75August 5, 2016 7:43 PM

I hope he at least shaves his balls.

by Anonymousreply 76August 5, 2016 9:38 PM

Take a Midol R43. Asking if someone is Jewish is not racist. Perhaps it's just curiosity.

by Anonymousreply 77August 5, 2016 9:40 PM

R43, in bed in a smart dressing gown with a box of bon bons

by Anonymousreply 78August 5, 2016 9:42 PM

Why, R76?

by Anonymousreply 79August 5, 2016 9:45 PM

his face looks like it was smushed ever so slightly

by Anonymousreply 80August 5, 2016 10:00 PM

I want my face buried in his bush

by Anonymousreply 81August 5, 2016 10:12 PM

Am I the only one who thinks he trims his bush? Refer to the "Guys With Full Untrimmed Pubes" thread for bush comparison photos. At any rate, Matt call me!

by Anonymousreply 82August 5, 2016 10:27 PM

He's adorable. I met him once and krelmed. He shook my hand and I got a boner. He's cutely short. I visible blushed!

I've fapped to his news coverage, which is bizarre, since it's often with an entire countryside burning behind him.

by Anonymousreply 83August 5, 2016 11:04 PM

He's perfect, love his pubes.

by Anonymousreply 84August 5, 2016 11:09 PM

I'm sure he took it down because of the baby. I think his kids are cute, the wife not so much.

by Anonymousreply 85August 5, 2016 11:22 PM

He's definitely hot . . . but too hairy for my tastes.

by Anonymousreply 86August 5, 2016 11:30 PM

How short is he? I'm guessing 5'6". Not hot.

by Anonymousreply 87August 5, 2016 11:36 PM

He's very cute and sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 88August 5, 2016 11:47 PM

Adorable. I want to sex it up with him so bad.

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by Anonymousreply 89August 5, 2016 11:48 PM

gotta smash that ass

by Anonymousreply 90August 5, 2016 11:49 PM

The hairier the hotter. Show it off, sexy.

by Anonymousreply 91August 5, 2016 11:49 PM

[quote]How short is he? I'm guessing 5'6". Not hot.

Seriously? Height is an issue? That's sad.

by Anonymousreply 92August 5, 2016 11:50 PM

You and me both, R81.

by Anonymousreply 93August 5, 2016 11:50 PM

[quote]Too bad the chubby wife and ugly baby are in the photo too.

You're half right.

by Anonymousreply 94August 6, 2016 12:02 AM

He reminds me of Fred Ward.

by Anonymousreply 95August 6, 2016 12:07 AM

Nice that's what I like. A nice hairy bush. I wonder if his ass is just as hairy?

by Anonymousreply 96August 6, 2016 12:20 AM

Bet he's a hot fuck in bed. His wife is definitely lucky.

by Anonymousreply 97August 6, 2016 12:24 AM

Matt looks hot Sat mornings with his Sea Rescue show in his wetsuit.

[quote] I wonder if his ass is just as hairy?

Really, you have to wonder?

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by Anonymousreply 98August 6, 2016 12:31 AM

He's not tall, but handsome in person.

by Anonymousreply 99August 6, 2016 12:51 AM

His pubes showing is just nasty.

by Anonymousreply 100August 6, 2016 12:59 AM

I'd sniff his hole...

by Anonymousreply 101August 6, 2016 1:16 AM

I'd lick his hole. Twice.

by Anonymousreply 102August 6, 2016 1:23 AM

The creepy baby commentators can just fuck themselves to death with a copy of the latest kanye west cd

by Anonymousreply 103August 6, 2016 1:37 AM

R103, has there been a single creepy comment about the baby? We were wondering the reason he pulled the pic was because there's a naked kid in it.

by Anonymousreply 104August 6, 2016 1:42 AM

R66 love you ....

by Anonymousreply 105August 6, 2016 4:12 AM

He was reporting from Rio last evening on the news, with Tom Llamas sitting in for David Muir.

by Anonymousreply 106August 6, 2016 3:33 PM

R103, what creepy comments about the baby? All I see are jokes about cellulite.

by Anonymousreply 107August 6, 2016 3:36 PM

Anyone who has a problem with his hairiness? OUT! OUT! Get out!

by Anonymousreply 108August 6, 2016 3:37 PM

Matt is a homosexual who also fucks fish, which is quite common!

by Anonymousreply 109August 6, 2016 3:47 PM

His pubes showing are gross.

by Anonymousreply 110August 7, 2016 2:48 AM

r110 = fish or nelly?

by Anonymousreply 111August 7, 2016 7:33 AM

His pubes showing is incredibly sexy

by Anonymousreply 112August 7, 2016 11:19 PM

I can't believe anyone would be upset over that little half inch of pubes.

by Anonymousreply 113August 8, 2016 2:05 AM

Perfection. Love the pubes.

by Anonymousreply 114August 8, 2016 2:29 AM

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 115August 8, 2016 2:30 AM

I don't wanna see his baby's foot. I wanna see his baby arm!

by Anonymousreply 116August 8, 2016 2:35 AM

Very hot guy. Never seen him before. Weird question, but does he wax his arms? Kinda weird to see a guy with nearly hairless arms and then such thick, hairy chest.

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by Anonymousreply 117August 8, 2016 2:56 AM

His wife looks like Melissa Rivers in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 118August 8, 2016 3:28 AM

His wife is woof but I believe they are high school sweet hearts.

by Anonymousreply 119August 8, 2016 12:35 PM

I hope he does not have any dingleberries...

by Anonymousreply 120August 8, 2016 1:03 PM

If he does, R120, I'll bake him a pie.

by Anonymousreply 121August 8, 2016 1:06 PM

We hope something bad happens to the queen.

by Anonymousreply 122August 8, 2016 8:27 PM

R122 SHe could get hit by a bus I pay.

by Anonymousreply 123August 8, 2016 8:29 PM

He's cute, but his Olympics coverage is so biased and sided with sponsors and cops. Huge protests and he gets to play dress-up with their bomb squad outfits.

by Anonymousreply 124August 8, 2016 9:26 PM

He's also done puff pieces in Rio about the luxury spas and nail salons for athletes, while ignoring the dilapidated dorms for non0rich countries, where the toilets aren't even functional.

Basically, he's a hot whore.

by Anonymousreply 125August 8, 2016 9:28 PM

His muscles aren't as big as mine.

by Anonymousreply 126August 8, 2016 9:29 PM

Neither is his ego, queen.

by Anonymousreply 127August 8, 2016 10:41 PM

Matt's the answer to the question, "What if a Hobbit fucked a monkey and the child turned out adorable?"

by Anonymousreply 128August 8, 2016 11:06 PM

R60=David Tyler Muir

by Anonymousreply 129August 8, 2016 11:18 PM

BRAVO, R128, BRAVO!! That exactly sums it up.

by Anonymousreply 130August 8, 2016 11:36 PM

That pic at R71 shows Matt riding the water slide in Kansas where the boy was killed.

by Anonymousreply 131August 9, 2016 12:21 PM

Matt is showing off his hairy chest in Rio!

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by Anonymousreply 132August 16, 2016 3:45 PM

Matt should have warned everyone! No kind of journalist there, R131!

by Anonymousreply 133August 16, 2016 4:00 PM

Is Matt Gutman partially responsible for the tragedy at Schlitterbahn by not bringing its dangerous design to the public's attention?

by Anonymousreply 134August 16, 2016 4:00 PM

Matt is a 100% homosexual who also might be fucking fish!

by Anonymousreply 135August 16, 2016 4:13 PM

Wow! I wanna suck him off. Those delicious pubes!

by Anonymousreply 136August 16, 2016 4:27 PM

Never heard of him until this thread, but he sure is hot.

by Anonymousreply 137August 16, 2016 4:36 PM

I admit it, I beat off to Matt Gutman on 20/20 once. He was doing a story on a murdered woman but he insisted on wear tight jeans the whole report.

by Anonymousreply 138August 16, 2016 4:37 PM

At least when I showed my pubes to piss off ABC censors, I did it on film.

by Anonymousreply 139August 16, 2016 4:43 PM

He needs to shave his anus in order to remove the dingleberries

by Anonymousreply 140August 16, 2016 4:46 PM

Newsmen these days just love to show how hot they are. Scott Pelley of 60 Minutes once interviewed Hugh Jackman and part of the interview was done during a workout routine. Sure enough, Scott joined in and his big guns were on display!

by Anonymousreply 141August 16, 2016 4:58 PM

Well, I never! Can you imagine the likes of Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow stripping for the cameras like that? Or Newman and John Chancellor cavorting around in Speedos leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination? Positively shameful!

by Anonymousreply 142August 16, 2016 5:06 PM

Matt Gutman makes me MOIST.

You know, down there!

by Anonymousreply 143August 16, 2016 5:07 PM

[quote] Newsmen these days just love to show how hot they are. Scott Pelley of 60 Minutes once interviewed Hugh Jackman and part of the interview was done during a workout routine. Sure enough, Scott joined in and his big guns were on display!

I bet Pelley is a horse hung alpha. And Hugh probably rode on that dick, too.

by Anonymousreply 144August 16, 2016 5:07 PM

It's disgraceful.

MARY! GET IN MY OFFICE!

by Anonymousreply 145August 16, 2016 5:08 PM

Lucky baby gorilla!

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by Anonymousreply 146August 16, 2016 5:24 PM

Not about Matt Gutman but I saw CBS Jeff Glor naked in a shower once at a gym in Montreal. He was there covering a story and had a surprisingly cut thick dick - average length though.

by Anonymousreply 147August 16, 2016 5:25 PM

"Surprisingly cut"? Isn't Jeff Glor Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 148August 16, 2016 5:28 PM

R148 I think he was saying surprised at the thickness and Glor isn't jewish.

by Anonymousreply 149August 16, 2016 5:51 PM

Start your own Glor thread before the circumcision trolls attack.

by Anonymousreply 150August 16, 2016 5:53 PM

Jeff Glor has the Gay Lisp.

by Anonymousreply 151August 16, 2016 7:46 PM

I wonder how many cocks Gutman had to suck to go national.

by Anonymousreply 152August 16, 2016 7:47 PM

Jeff Glor worked at Channel 7 in Boston just before he went to CBS in NYC and he always made watching the news worthwhile.

by Anonymousreply 153August 16, 2016 10:08 PM

Start your own fucking Glor thread, you ninny.

by Anonymousreply 154August 16, 2016 10:38 PM

Pelley's pecs, starting around 10:45 mark.

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by Anonymousreply 155August 17, 2016 2:13 AM

Isn't he adorable?

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by Anonymousreply 156August 17, 2016 2:26 AM

Hot!

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by Anonymousreply 157August 17, 2016 2:29 AM

The issue wasn't the hair so much as the fact that the kid was digging his toes into dadcrotch and pulling the shorts lower. It was NASTY, DANGEROUS AND POTENTIALLY HARMFUL TO CHILDREN to the censor frauen.

by Anonymousreply 158August 17, 2016 2:52 AM

GF of mine slept with him 6 or 7 years ago and wasn't really that impressed. She loved his looks of course but in opinion just wasn't a great lay. Maybe he just wan't that into her who knows but she didn't make up they banged more than once.

by Anonymousreply 159August 17, 2016 3:14 AM

R159, you should hear what he says about your friend! Pussy lips that long are just gross!

by Anonymousreply 160August 17, 2016 5:30 PM

Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk

Can'tcha see, Matt Gutman?

it's ME

by Anonymousreply 161August 17, 2016 5:48 PM

No, he's not R156 R157. You're a tiresome troll. Now fuck off or start your own fucking thread, you douche nozzle.

by Anonymousreply 162August 17, 2016 6:10 PM

Such a lickable chest.

by Anonymousreply 163August 17, 2016 7:52 PM

I find him adorkable and want to milk him dry.

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by Anonymousreply 164August 17, 2016 8:00 PM

He's no Cronkite, so why not flash some skin? David Muir should follow his example. People might actually start to see him as human.

by Anonymousreply 165August 17, 2016 11:33 PM

Hey y'all, is this here the Jeff Glor thread?

by Anonymousreply 166August 17, 2016 11:39 PM

Matt Gutman should start a new Naked News channel.

by Anonymousreply 167August 24, 2016 1:47 PM

"In days of old, a glimpse of pube-hair

Was looked on as something too bare

but now God knows

Anything Goes!"

-- Cole Porter, reporting live for ABC News

by Anonymousreply 168August 24, 2016 1:52 PM

Yes, r167! With Rob Marciano doing weather.

by Anonymousreply 169August 24, 2016 1:53 PM

R169 only if Rob makes it rain all over Matt's face!

by Anonymousreply 170August 24, 2016 2:15 PM

Bro is hot

by Anonymousreply 171August 24, 2016 2:19 PM

Dude!

by Anonymousreply 172August 24, 2016 3:59 PM

A stupid posed "Look at how handsome I am and how perfect my family is" picture. And of course DL posters reduced it to nothing but a lustfest. So skeevy. So base. So vile. So FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 173August 24, 2016 4:07 PM

R168 Not to worry -- I'm shaved and look like a 10-year old.

by Anonymousreply 174August 24, 2016 5:54 PM

His dreary wife has no tits.

by Anonymousreply 175August 24, 2016 6:00 PM

"Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

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by Anonymousreply 176August 24, 2016 6:06 PM

His pubes showing in that Instagram photo is so gross.

by Anonymousreply 177August 24, 2016 11:33 PM

R177 oh because pubes are so unnatural...if you sleep with 10 year old boys.

by Anonymousreply 178August 25, 2016 1:17 PM

I'd munch on those pubes for days. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 179August 25, 2016 1:25 PM

His pubes look good to me, visible but not an out of control bush. I prefer men with hair down there.

by Anonymousreply 180August 25, 2016 1:27 PM

[quote]Pelley's pecs, starting around 10:45 mark.

God, Pelley in his two sizes too small ,$100 muscle tee and monkey arms was SO thirsty in that clip. Thirsty for admiration, thirsty for validation and most of all.............

thirsty for Hugh's thick, Aussie donger.

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by Anonymousreply 181August 25, 2016 1:50 PM

#dadcrotch forever

by Anonymousreply 182August 25, 2016 1:51 PM

LOL, r181.

by Anonymousreply 183August 25, 2016 2:23 PM

That is not a handsome look in r176 photo and that hair is not real.

by Anonymousreply 184August 25, 2016 2:27 PM

Those pubes nestled on my chin - NOW!

by Anonymousreply 185August 25, 2016 2:43 PM

Why is he shirtless holding a naked baby? He should be arrested or at least place on a pedophile watch-list.

He needs to be sharing a cell with the Subway Guy.

Watch years from now he'll be "discovered" as a pedophile and the world will wonder when I stated it, this picture clearly shows his pedophiliac leanings.

by Anonymousreply 186August 25, 2016 3:45 PM

R186 I know it's gross! How dare he hold his nude son.

by Anonymousreply 187August 25, 2016 3:47 PM

Wrong on both counts, R184.

by Anonymousreply 188August 25, 2016 4:13 PM

Barbara Cuntdyke r12, you make that same comment on every thread about him.

by Anonymousreply 189October 7, 2018 2:35 AM

This is now a two year old thread but where can I see the PUBES PHOTO??? It's been taken down!

by Anonymousreply 190October 7, 2018 3:01 AM

R190 Here you go.

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by Anonymousreply 191October 7, 2018 5:49 AM

STUDLY AS FUCK

by Anonymousreply 192October 7, 2018 6:03 AM

That...was it?

by Anonymousreply 193October 7, 2018 6:11 AM

You Americans are so Puritanical.

by Anonymousreply 194September 3, 2019 12:54 AM

r194 is clearly a Lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 195October 27, 2019 7:38 PM

The baby already has cellulite on its ass.

by Anonymousreply 196October 27, 2019 7:46 PM

He should be called Matt Cuntman

by Anonymousreply 197October 27, 2019 7:49 PM

Once the baby hits 4 he'll be working out with his dad. Can't have a fat toddler!

by Anonymousreply 198October 27, 2019 7:49 PM

PLEASE, GOD, LET ME TONGUE MATT’S SWEET ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG.

by Anonymousreply 199October 28, 2019 2:09 AM

He's hot!

by Anonymousreply 200March 21, 2020 3:35 AM

I wouldn’t mind staying at home with Matt!

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by Anonymousreply 201April 11, 2020 11:11 PM

He’s so hot. Love the pubes!

by Anonymousreply 202April 11, 2020 11:13 PM
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