I have another, though I don't know if it technically qualifies as a date because he was an acquaintance whom I'd known for several years and fooled around with a few times who I'll call John. John was invited to a new years eve gala at the gorgeous home of one older (think late 70s) gay men in town to whom I'd only been been introduced to a few times in passing, but who John had know since his early 20s (I was 28, John was 40).
Being single at the time John asked me if I'd like to go and I gladly accepted as the host's antique collection was considered legendary by many in town and I loved the idea of viewing said collection for myself. John and I agreed to meet for dinner beforehand at one of the nicer places in town along with a few other friends who would be attending the nights festivities.. We assembled beforehand for a drink, I noticed that John was wearing a Vest and not a waistcoat, and his wearing of leather oxfords that had a toe cap. I looked at the other four men in our party and noticed that, like me, they were wearing the appropriate patent leather pumps, (Steve's were vintage worth killing for) after a couple cocktails we were seated for dinner..
John took off his dinner jacket before sitting down. Not his overcoat, HIS DINNER JACKET! He draped it over the back of the chair as though he were a child in school. Otherwise he was fine throughout dinner and either did not notice, or ignored the looks of us, his dinner companions, or of those who were seated after us.
We took at taxi to the home of our host for the evening, we joined the receiving line to greet our host and almost immediately after John motioned to the maid, who'd answered the door and asked (to the group) "Whoever heard of a white maid?" Now, as a gay man in the south, I enjoy the writing of Florence King as much as any other man, but this was not an appropriate time for such a quote.
The rest of the night was great. our host was happy to show off his collection and recite funny (and I thought a bit made up) stories about how he acquired some of the pieces. The pianist never tired and I don't believe that he took more than two, very short breaks over the next several hours. By the end we were singing show tunes. It was positively delightful.
Afterwards I thanked John for inviting me, but declined to have sex with him. A few weeks later I saw him at a local dive and during the conversation he mentioned his faux pas saying that he did these things intentionally and loved the look in my eyes when he removed his jacket.
This was nearly six years ago and until he moved back to his hometown a couple of years ago I avoided conversation (and sex) with him. In this town you don't fuck around with formality in this town. Ignorance is one thing, but this... I still feel disappointment when I think about it. Actually, writing about this has put me into a foul mood.