Lightning bolt almost strikes blond, tanned teenage Adonis

I hope Brooke Shields was okay in her seashell bikini.

cutie

His voice hasn't changed yet. Or maybe the lightning reversed things.

You people make me SICK‼️🚷😡

Supposedly true story: an ancient Roman nobleman was struck by lightning, which left him with scarred buttocks. After that, he was nicknamed "Jupiter's chicken."

[quote]It was Zeus trying to bring him back to Olympus!

Or transport him back to 1973.

An Italian Bodine. Just think of the future reality show.

His story about the bike grounding him made no sense. .

I DIDN'T MAKE HIM SO HE COULD DISCOVER COLD FUSION!

FLASH! AAHHHHHHHH!

I love you, r1!

Was it the lightning that did that to his hair?

He is incredibly beautiful and seemingly innocent and sweet. Oh, and will probably have a sweet hairy hole once he's of legal age. ;)

I'm assuming his name is Ganymede.

His name is, Shadow.

Ethan Bodine sounds like a name that a Hee-Haw porn star would have. Hay Seed Hyjinks.

Hey Ethan. Wanna hang out?

R15 = From Bumfucke, Ohio, tells everyone she works in "marketing" and lives in a public subsidized four floor walkup in Astoria.

He is one of us isn't he? I don't know how I know, but I know!

My gods. The generic, bland shit you guys consider hot never ceases to amaze me.

That bleached 1982 hair is just tragic.

When does the DL "he's fugly, has gay-face, gay-voice, dyed hair" start? Oh, wait ...

David Ferry wants his hair back

I love his retro look. So much hotter than the average hipster millenial with his rancid beard and metrosexual wardrobe.

R22 types old. And pervy.

At 16, the subject is maybe not the best candidate for conscious cultivation of the "average hipster millennial...rancid beard and metrosexual wardrobe" look.

Not to disappoint, but his bike does look a little hipstery, though.

I want to invite him to a pool party but that might be dangerous if he's a lightning magnet.

Fuck it. Come over, Ethan. Swimsuits are never required.

Wasn't he already killed by that bucket of blood that fell onto his head at prom?

Adonis? We can't even see his body? The bleached hair is just comical.

Ethan is growing into his looks. He also seems to be a magnet for danger. Here he saves the life of an injured friend - only 14 at the time... (Check out original hair color)

I smell a movie.

Every time you queens fawn over a generic looking blond twink, it makes me think of this song.

I thought he was Tom Berenger with a Crayola Yellow Orange dye job.

Hes adorable and will age really well. But he reminds me a little of that buff blonde duck that was Daffy's nemesis ... Its the hair color.

HUNGGGGGG!

Dumber than a box of hair

R32 Maybe, but looked like a book or a phone in his right pocket to me.

Did you check out the size of those hands? He's digitally "enhanced."

That's Marilyn Monroe hair fabulousness.

What was on his I-Pod?

Hung and adorable. Plus he's a lifeguard so you know his various parts (which I will not name since he's underage) are deliciously salty.

Big bro

Was his hair like that before the lightning strike?

Give me a couple of years, R40, and I'll tell you whether the carpeting is shag, berber, or plush.

The lightning strike brought all the Clairol #32 to the surface of his hair.

[quote]Oh, and will probably have a sweet hairy hole once he's of legal age. ;)

When I was young, parents bought (lucky) kids their first car for their eighteenth birthday. Now they get them anuses?

What is the evidence that he's hung?

FYI, he's legal. The age of consent in New Jersey is 16.

Damn, I didn't know that, R45. And holy crap! What were they thinking in the 1880s (especially in Delaware)??

[quote]While the general age of consent is now set between 16 and 18 in all U.S. states, the age of consent has widely varied across the country in the past. In 1880, the age of consent was set at 10 or 12 in most states, with the exception of Delaware where it was 7. The ages of consent were raised across the U.S. during the late 19th century and the early 20th century. By 1920 ages of consent generally rose to 16-18 and small adjustments to these laws occurred after 1920. As of 2015 the final state to raise its age of general consent was Hawaii, which changed it from 14 to 16 in 2001.

I don't think his hair is dyed. Perhaps an unusual colour but its for real. The picture in reply 39 shows that he is tall, well built and I bet he'd look very hot in his lifesavers gear.

r46 If you knew Delaware, you wouldn't find this surprising at all.

Does anyone have his Instagram?

He looks pretty average to me.

But he is white, blond, and underage, R50.

That's enough to earn the lustful fantasizing from the DL grizzled, pozzed out chickenhawk contingent.

His name is Ethan Riozzi-Bodine. Mixed ancestry, part Italian, perhaps?

I wonder if he inherited a massive Italian salami.

BTW, that hair color is completely FAKE. It looks as if her tried to lighten his eyebrows as well, with ridiculous results.

But he's still freaking HOT.

Here's his Instagram. Unfortunately (or fortunately) private.

I used to know someone a little bit like him when I was younger. He was a blonde surfer dude type; pretty attractive but very straight. He was one of the most weirdly nice guys I've ever met. He ran with a clique of 'Cool kids' and he was the only one that didn't turn into an asshole. He still always made an effort to say hi and see how I was doing, etc. There was one time I was going through some eyeroll-worthy emotional issues and rather publicly threw a bitchfit like only a true DLer-in-the-making could pull off, and he went out of his way to offer his support, even though we hadn't talked in probably months. I was always really cold to him though, because I thought he had a hidden agenda, lmao.

On the left.

[quote]His name is Ethan Riozzi-Bodine. Mixed ancestry, part Italian, perhaps?

"Mixed ancestry?" Italian is a white ethnic group. Furthermore, most people of European ancestry who are third, fourth or fifth generation are rarely 100% anything. It's rare to find a white American whose families have been in the US for 100 or more years who are 100% Irish, 100% German, etc.

I think I've ordered Riozzi at Olive Garden before.

Thanks, R55! As I said, HUNNGGGG!

So where in NJ can one find Powder Bodine?

that's 16 years old????

Fuck!

They grow hard, er, UP, fast!

r59 Probably Salem County, NJ. A lot of hot Jersey 'hillbillies' there.

I think I love him.

Here's a higher quality picture.

There must be Speedo pics somewhere. He's a competitive swimmer.

Any links to swimming pix when he was... younger?

Can someone send his photo to Bruce Weber? I feel he needs to be made aware of him.

Okay, now r66 is just creepy.

None of you will EVER have him...let it go.

He's better than Alex from Target!

He's hideous!

Teenage sizemeat.

There sure are a lot of grizzled, pozzed out elderqueens here lusting after a teenager.

You're all so fucking filthy.

Speaking of Alex from Target, here's what he look like today.

Is he any relation to the Bodines from Bugtussle?

Thank goodness for that bike then huh ?

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

R76 One of our Nancy Negs has declared that the grounding the bicycle provided "made no sense."

I think she's tremendous, R74!

Is she... transitioning?

What a drama queen. He was not hit by lightning and his bike did not save him. Frankenstein was also afraid of fire.

Sorry. It did not restore my faith in humanity.

I see he has the curse of the tiny nip. (Shudder)

NEXT!!!

This is Datalounge, R56.

Italians and the Irish aren't white.

Where have you been?

The Irish aren't white, R83? Where have YOU been?

Irish are white. Yes, even "black" Irish.

Italians are white-adjacent.

So, did he get powers?

[quote]Italians are white-adjacent.

Yeah, this guy looks SO "white=adjacent." *rolls eyes*

No offense R87, but that guy isn't white white. You don't see those types summering in Newport.

What races or ethnicities constitute as white white?

Hillary is a cunt. Chelsea is cunt adjacent.

[quote]What is the evidence that he's hung?

Where's the evidence he was struck by lightning for that matter?

I mean "ALMOST" struck by lightning.

Here's one Italian dude who could pass the "summering in Newport" test.

Farrah Fawcett called from Heaven.

Cute, but the blond hair doesn't suit him.

His mother has a faint but distinctive trace of Scouse (Liverpool, UK) accent. So probably recent English and Irish genetics too.

I'm sorry. We don't consider Italians respectably white. Not even northern Italians! They are a tinted people: from slight to swarthy. And as for Sicily...so frightfully close to Africa, half the island is mulatto! I've always maintained taht anywhere south of Turin you need grip your purse tight.

Is this thread because the creepy old guys on DL are being creepy or because he was almost struck by lightening? I mean...who hasn't been?

R93 is hot. Clearly northern Italian, with lots of German in him.

He passes.

I smell eastern european in R87's celeb pic of peter whoever.

White-adjacent indeed.

fucking yum

Is that the guy from Camelot, R101?

R102 was Franco Nero in Camelot? I don't know these things.

Yes, R103!

My mother told me he memorized the script phonetically, because his English was poor.

poor baby... looks sad

From R27's post, it would appear that he is probably a lifeguard in Belmar, NJ.

I wonder if he uses one of Marilyn Monroe's old hairdressers.

He is a lifeguard at Bradley Beach per the video.

DL should set up a scholarship for worthy young twinks.

R109 failed her assignment on Twinks vs Twunks

For white people, if you can't trace your lineage to Jamestown or Plymouth then you are not white-white. You will not be allowed into the best country clubs, boarding schools, and will have a hard time in certain co-ops in NYC. The problem with the world today is that too many people think they are white, when they are just white adjacent.

Black people have a similar thing, called the brown paper bag test.

He reminds me of Triscuit.

It's Offended!

Look at all the pedos coming out of the woodwork , guess beiber is too old now... Sick

Kudos to R112 for remembering Triscuit.

Kudos to Kassie @ R115 for noticing.

He's modeling with Wilhelmina International now.

thanks for the update

what a specimen

R54 what happened to him? He sounds like a sweetie and very endearing.

R54 do you think he ever farted?

Of course he farted r120.

It is common knowledge that beautiful people fart much, much more than the rest of us.

[quote]That's enough to earn the lustful fantasizing from the DL grizzled, pozzed out chickenhawk contingent.

I don't see any "lusting" per se, more like humor and having fun with a cute kid. You think old straight men don't joke (or even lust) about nubile teen-aged girls?

If you are a normal human being you can admire beauty without actual lust involved. Many gay men can appreciate a beautiful female body without any sexual desire going on.

His hair is sun-bleached, not dyed. My bf has pics of himself as a teen when he was surfing and he had hair just like that but it was quite a bit darker if he didn't go out into the sun.

r119 He moved away somewhere. He actually ended up coming back years later, but he was totally different when he returned. Still polite, but very serious and much less outgoing. Not sure what happened to him.

More photos incoming!

I follow him on Insta. and sent him a message about our collective perving.

"'s cool, bro!" he smiley-faced and winked.

Nice. I requested a follow on Instagram... not sure if he'll accept it though. His IG wasn't always private.

R133 did he accept?

R132 what did you tell him, exactly?

R74, a more current picture.

[quote] DL should set up a scholarship for worthy young twinks.

R109 = Milo

Who on Earth bumped this thread to post photos of Alex from Target?

I got all excited because I though there were going to be new picture of the Blond Adonis!

F&F/blocked R136

R17 that's strangely specific.

Yeah his hair isn't dyed and here he is with his "normal" look.

He looks like Typical Kid.

R54 how do you mean by 'weirdly nice'?

r142 Nicer than most people that I've met?

Why would a Whilhelmina model have his instagram account private? Stalkers?

R140 yeah, his hair is sun-bleached. You can tell in that pic he's a natural blonde, whose hair becomes lighter in the sun, especially since he works as a lifeguard at a beach in the summertime.

It's interesting that it seems like he's had 2 Instagram accounts. Though I'm not sure how up to date his non-modeling account is.

He's a big boy. Does he escort? I'd like to mix in a little thunder with his lightning bolt.

I wonder if his voice has dropped

He's in college now (class of 2018) and on the swim team. Can you imagine him in speedos? He's super hung, so I'm sure it's a gigantic distraction to the other swimmers.

[quote][R133] did he accept?

No... ☹️

His hair is not sun bleached it's outright dyed, but lots of males do that now.

His modeling photo is obviously altered or he lost a ton of weight and put it back as he has a full face in every "normal" picture.

He's quite the graceful sexy athlete. Trump can have my Social Security check, but he'll have to crowbar Ethan's sweaty jockstrap from my cold dead hands (assuming I ever get a hold of it, of course).

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r153 it's called sucking in your cheeks. modeling 101.

His legs are amazing, seriously. Straight, sturdy and sculpted.

Oh get over it. There's a million more hotter guys at any local gym.

He's gorgeous and very hot. Can't believe he's 16. He looks about 22.

R158, such as yourself, ma'am? Tis past the season for ham hocks.

I'll stick with Ethan, thanks.

Yeah, as Michael Phelps proves a nice body without a bag for his head means he's just a six foot bottle of ipecac

He is gorgeous, but so are thousands of others his age. Let's hope that he finishes his education before his "modeling" leads to Seancody...

R151 how can he be in college if he's 16, 17 this year? Don't you mean he'll graduate high school in 2018? That makes more sense... and incidentally makes me feel so old, since it would be my 20th high school graduation. I can't believe it's already been two decades!

R163 20th high school REUNION, not graduation.

[quote]A quick-thinking Catholic school student served as a modern-day Good Samaritan May 4 as he helped to save the life of a young girl. Ethan Riozzi-Bodine, a student at St. Rose School, Belmar, and his friend Taylor Davis kept 12-year-old Hannah Peters alive after she sustained a deep chest wound until paramedics arrived.

This dude is a publicity whore. I bet none of these things ever happened.

R165 I don't know bout the incident at your link, but the the one with the lightning, you do see it strike within feet of him. It spooked me, as well, because I wasn't expecting it to be that close or that bright. I can only imagine what it was like in person.

Any updates on this dude?

found this:

He un-privatized his IG.

I like him better as a sun-bleached himbo (see OP's link). I don't much care for him in those professional Wilhelmina photo shoots. *shrug*

New pics:

He's less extraordinary looking without the beautiful Chrisopher Atkins hair.

"Healthy white male remains healthy! A CNN Exclusive!!!!!"

I'd finger bang him and lick that boy shit right off my fingers. Just like Curly Sue. Then I'd eat that ass until I got to his small intestines.

R180 how do you know he has intestines?

R17 LMAO!

Sweet mother of God R180 I actually spit my coffee out laughing.

He looks like he could be an Irons-Cusack.

SHAZAM !!!!!!!!

R185 what's that?

I assume R185 means that he looks a bit like Max Irons and John Cusack, which I can see... especially in regards to Irons.

I didn't know that Adonis had yellow skin. Can he dance ?

R190 what's this yellow skin obsession? I've seen numerous times on DL.

R191/R192 I don't like the new photos. They're tying to overemphasize his cheekbones and jawline, which just makes him look angular. He looks much better as his natural self. Reminds me of the Sean Cody models who look ten times better in their everyday lives than when SC makes them over (i.e., tanned, plucked, shaved).

Why'd he change his hair? He looks plain now.

He looks great, and it seems like a datalounger found him!

Probably the feets troll. Anyway, he's in the drama club, and he certainly has the resume for it.

He's gonna make his IG account private, better download the shirtless pics

ewwwwwwww, white meat

R195 I think that's the Wilhelmina (sp?) modeling agency makeover. One reason why I'm not attracted to models is because they make them look so artificial and unlike themselves. Ethan is beautiful as he is.

R198 it was private for the longest time until he opened it up. I wouldn't be surprised if he did it for business opportunities. A model with a private IG is pointless.

Having a blonde moment.

Prom king:

R201 how do you mean?

Who has prom in March?

He needs a quick trip to Tom's Rhinoplasty.

Until then, he's 7/10

R206 what's wrong with his Roman nose?

A snout is not a nose, R207.

[quote]R201 how do you mean?

Models are made to be seen, so a private IG is counterproductive.

[quote]Who has prom in March?

It's an old picture. He's a freshman in college.

He's on Instagram Live right now in his swimming gear. It looks like he and his swim team are at a hotel or something. They just threw yogurt out the window and it landed on someone's windshield... this dude's an idiot. Now they're throwing a slice of pizza.

There's something just so 1982 about him.

The nose really doesn't look good in the new photos.

He should get it fixed if he's serious about modeling.

super cuties

R209 I thought he was only 16?

Nope. He graduated high school last year.

I can understand throwing yogurt out the window, but pizza?! That's just too much.

He goes to Monmouth University in NJ.

I'm assuming it was lightning in a (peroxide) bottle.

R97 "tinted people" 😂😂😂

It must be nice to be white.

You can be ugly as sin and still be considered hot by a bunch of gross old men.

Bitches be stalkin'.

He's gorgeous. Does he escort?

He looks better at R221. The dark hair did not suit him.

[quote][R59] Probably Salem County, NJ. A lot of hot Jersey 'hillbillies' there.

No, he is from further north in Bellmawr.

That said, there are some real hotties in Salem and Cumberland Counties. The guys aren't guidos down there like they are up north.

R222 you sound bitter, if you think he's 'ugly as sin.' That's just laughable. The guy is obviously very good-looking, but he looks better as himself, not made up as a model.

Has he gotten any "legitimate" modeling work? He doesn't seem very top model.

R188, product of Jeremy Irons and Sinead Cusack.

R229 He's signed with Wilhelmina Models... for whatever that's worth. He just started maybe in the last year or so though.

R227 is one of those ludicrous "you're bitter" twats. A very lazy, dull breed of twat, indeed.

R232 what else can it be but 'bitter' if you describe this guys as 'ugly as sin.' I can understand not finding him attractive or he's not your type, but 'ugly as sin'? That's a little extreme.

It's not even a little extreme, it's fully extreme. You'll find this on every thread about any attractive guy. Someone will come in, frothing at the mouth, calling the person a 2/10. They never post pictures of who they deem gorgeous though. They're not here to contribute, but to tear down.

Raw sexual heat

Somehow missed this one!

Looks like he grew into his looks!

Beaut.

Hom-in-a hom-in-a hom-in-a...

That waist... that hip crest....

He looks best with the surfer blond hair

JEAH, Baby!

Love his natural, tousled curls.

That's his little bro behind him.

hawt Adonis bump

I'd bag him. I'm very Angie Jolie sexy fem butch bottom.

Zeus would be mine.

So...how old is the brother?

R248 He's 8 inches into me.

None of these are loading.

r241 Like the porn Tough Competition with Kyle Carrington in the 80s

He is one of these guys that has a "good side" and definitely he won't last in the looks dept, like Prince WIlliam. I hope he enjoys these few years he has.

Cheesy pose. Very porny.

Bizarre but I can't see this guy's pics on Instagram, and I don't even follow him.

[quote]The nose really doesn't look good in the new photos. He should get it fixed if he's serious about modeling.

Oh yeah? Maybe he should consider hiring you as his agent. You've got your finger on the pulse of the fashion industry, I presume.

I'm curious to hear what you think a "serious" model's nose is supposed to look like.

[quote]No, he is from further north in Bellmawr.

It's Belmar.

You rode the short bus to school, R254?

r250 Is that real? It looks like his head is pasted on a body. If it is real, then his head is twisted into a weird position.

That's my boy

He goes to my school

R255, what is that supposed to mean? No, I didn't.

The town he's from, or hangs out in, whatever, is called Belmar. I've seen his Instagram; he has lots of pictures (with location tags) taken there and the neighboring coastal towns: Bradley Beach, Avon-by-the-Sea, Spring Lake.

I could look at OP's picture all day. And night. (LOL)

He's so so very

You jealous bunch of pussy nothings.

Who dat? ^^^

Keegan Key is the model in R262. I have a feeling he meant to post this pic though:

amazing

I don't like armpits, but I want to bury my nose into what's at R250.

Even I wouldn't hire him

He's no me

The nose is tragic

But at least he can get it fixed

R270 = Dennis Parker

He's gorgeous, but a TERRIBLE model. He can't "work" the camera; no fire behind the eyes.

The title of this thread makes me laugh every time I see it.

Agreed, R272. Best that he go right into porn and skip this modeling crap.

He's not a gay you know.

r270

He should get it fixed

Some new pics:

His turning into an awg is almost complete - and surprising.

so hot

He's nice looking but will not be famous

He's hotter all fake blondish

Walking the runway at Fashion Week.

He's lost all his beefy baby fat. Meh.

Yeah, he looked much better a year or so ago.

I think he and Alex from Target should get an act.

He looks awful at R285 like a younger version of Robert Duvall.

Today

That kid was damned lucky. My close relative was struck by lightening in Monmouth County during a storm that came up just like that one. He was killed instantly.

Nothing hot about him now

I haven't been a fan of his recent pictures, but this one works for me. He was definitely more attractive before it was his job to be so.

That photographer is really talented

I bet his guy would be horrified to find he is being objectified by a bunch of aged queens on a homosexual gossip site.

The Weather Channel did an interview with him today (it's lightning safety week). He's even hotter now.

R294, no link?

If Ethan doesn't want to be objectified (and perchance, masturbated to), then he has no business posting pix like this online.

Still hot.

where are the nudes?

Tinymeat and he needs that nose fixed.