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MISS CLEO is DEAD!

Bet she didn't see that coming!

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by Anonymousreply 68December 19, 2020 9:45 AM

Not gone soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 1July 26, 2016 5:41 PM

Someone find Miss Warwick and put that bitch in a protective bubble!

by Anonymousreply 2July 26, 2016 5:43 PM

Do we really have to R2?

by Anonymousreply 3July 26, 2016 5:45 PM

[quote]Bet she didn't see that coming!

Get ready for a few dozen more chuckleheads posting that exact thing because they were too excited about their hilarious joke to actually read the thread.

by Anonymousreply 4July 26, 2016 5:49 PM

Quick! Someone contact Latoya Jackson and Philip Michael Thomas!

OOPS! They should've known before it happened!

by Anonymousreply 5July 26, 2016 5:53 PM

So sad

by Anonymousreply 6July 26, 2016 5:55 PM

Only 53.

by Anonymousreply 7July 26, 2016 5:57 PM

[quote]Only 53.

Damn! I thought she was 53 back in the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 8July 26, 2016 6:01 PM

She was a con artist who helped bilk people out of their money. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

by Anonymousreply 9July 26, 2016 6:04 PM

She was a cheap version of me

by Anonymousreply 10July 26, 2016 6:16 PM

[quote]She was a con artist who helped bilk people out of their money.

A fool and his money...

by Anonymousreply 11July 26, 2016 6:31 PM

R9, a 3 year old cold have figured out Miss Cleo was bogus. What are you talking about.

by Anonymousreply 12July 26, 2016 6:39 PM

You severely underestimate how stupid and gullible a lot of people are r12.

There are tons of people who will fall for every scam and con artist.

by Anonymousreply 13July 26, 2016 6:41 PM

R12, not everyone has the intelligence of a three-year-old. Why do you think televangelists make so much money and that GOP is still a viable party?

by Anonymousreply 14July 26, 2016 6:43 PM

CARR ME NOW FER YER FREE READIN!

by Anonymousreply 15July 26, 2016 6:43 PM

She was entertaining in those commercials and infomercials.

The Miss Cleo soundboard!

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by Anonymousreply 16July 26, 2016 7:04 PM

Cold me now!

by Anonymousreply 17July 26, 2016 7:05 PM

The Jamaican accent was fake! Just like her psychic readings.

by Anonymousreply 18July 26, 2016 7:09 PM

Miss Cleo liked the vajayjay,

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by Anonymousreply 19July 26, 2016 7:11 PM

CALL CLEO NOW!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 20July 26, 2016 7:12 PM

Speaking of death--what's up with this website? It used to move quite swiftly. Now threads & comments just trickle in. Did everyone jump ship after the big mobile overhaul?

by Anonymousreply 21July 26, 2016 7:20 PM

It might be on Primetime b/c of the Convention

by Anonymousreply 22July 26, 2016 7:28 PM

R21 Yes, a lot left with the new design. It took me quite a while to get used to it. I think others might have left due to some of obsessive, right wing and troll posters. Lots of Primetime lately too. The site owners no longer seem to care.

by Anonymousreply 23July 26, 2016 7:29 PM

I'm not a member & am able to post, so it's not PT. I'm one of the ones who left after the mobile switch, and just recently decided to come back and give it another try. It's like a ghost town around here.

by Anonymousreply 24July 26, 2016 7:37 PM

[quote]I'm not a member & am able to post, so it's not PT.

There are different levels of PT. Right now, non members can post on threads already started, but can't start new posts.

by Anonymousreply 25July 26, 2016 7:42 PM

Oh…so even non-members are allowed to start new threads now (at certain times)?

by Anonymousreply 26July 26, 2016 7:43 PM

It's official, 2016 has become the most tragic and iconic year of celebrity deaths.

by Anonymousreply 27July 26, 2016 7:46 PM

I didn't care for the site when it was a gay site, but now most of that is gone. Being able to ban specific threads, for many of us it takes most of the sissy out of datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 28July 26, 2016 7:51 PM

[quote]Oh…so even non-members are allowed to start new threads now (at certain times)?

Yes, at certain times. But you also have to develop a street cred based on the number of times you post. If you clear your browsing history, you have to start all over again "earning your trust" as a poster. In other words, you have to build up to being allowed to post.

by Anonymousreply 29July 26, 2016 7:55 PM

Damn! Now that silly DL bitch on that other thread may NEVER find his wallet.

Pity.

by Anonymousreply 30July 26, 2016 8:13 PM

R16, knew some white hispanic that visited her sound board. Juvenile and his mom was a skanking welfare ho.

by Anonymousreply 31July 26, 2016 8:17 PM

I can post on my phone but not my laptop. And I don't clear the history on either. And I often use my home wifi for both devices...

I'm posting much less than I used to because my phone doesn't like DL.

by Anonymousreply 32July 26, 2016 8:17 PM

I think I'll go over the edge if we lose Robin Byrd this year.

by Anonymousreply 33July 26, 2016 8:20 PM

R32, because your phone is cheap like you.

by Anonymousreply 34July 26, 2016 8:21 PM

Never could stand the phony bitch!

by Anonymousreply 35July 26, 2016 8:34 PM

Well the cheap bitch can post on DL. My laptop must be a class act.

by Anonymousreply 36July 26, 2016 8:35 PM

[quote] not everyone has the intelligence of a three-year-old

Yes, you're average three year old doesn't get a disease that's 100% preventable.

by Anonymousreply 37July 26, 2016 8:46 PM

She was a labia licker, you know.

by Anonymousreply 38July 26, 2016 8:51 PM

Dem cards dey never lie (but I sure do!).

by Anonymousreply 39July 26, 2016 8:52 PM

I was not able to find a happy medium with Miss Cleo.

by Anonymousreply 40July 26, 2016 9:05 PM

She was so young! If she had caught the colon cancer in time, she'd be alive.

by Anonymousreply 41July 26, 2016 9:08 PM

"A 3 year old cold have figured out Miss Cleo was bogus. What are you talking about."

I'm talking about all those poor dopes who called the psychic network to get advice from "Miss Cleo." There were plenty of them. Don't you know there are gullible people in this world who would fall for her act, as stupid and fake as it was? How can you NOT know that?

by Anonymousreply 42July 26, 2016 9:22 PM

Da mon wit da scar and da moostache, he yer baby daddy, congrashoolashuns!

by Anonymousreply 43July 26, 2016 9:50 PM

I called her and said "Polly(anna), You in Danger Girl"

by Anonymousreply 44July 26, 2016 10:35 PM

Dead grifter. Who really cares?

by Anonymousreply 45July 26, 2016 10:35 PM

Grifter Extraordinairre. Bet she's in one those masaleaum tombs in Florida. Should be Potters Field. Whore.

by Anonymousreply 46July 26, 2016 10:38 PM

All of those losers who called her are most likely dead. Do not pass go. No social security check. Drain on humanity and they always have a bunch of kids. Skankin Hoes.

by Anonymousreply 47July 26, 2016 10:42 PM

Before she became Miss Cleo, she was an aspiring actress. She did a play and conned the other performers out of a paycheck after she told them she had bone cancer and her medical costs prevented her from paying them and skipped town.

by Anonymousreply 48July 26, 2016 10:59 PM

I do not know why I have to be pulled out of a very important strategy meeting here in Philly - yes, Damont, I said that's a full kilo of the Mauna Loa Hot Love Number 69 to the Presidential Suite and 1/8 gram of the Softy Toffee Hash Splash to the Vermont delegation, now let me deal with this - to say something about some scene-stealing gig-snatching turban-topped phony with a fake accent and breath that smelled like Lady Carp just because she occupied the low end of one of my entrepreneurial successes. Fuck.

I TOLD her, when we would meet at seminars and Nancy Reagan's table-tipping orgies that she needed more roughage in her diet. Shit. No - that's what I'd tell her. SHIT. At least three times a day. That's why I always chew my roaches and make tea out of the bong wipes. But no. And look where it got her. Dead.

And, yes, I knew it was coming from non-medical diagnosticals. Helen Keller herself showed up at a recent seance and said that even a blind corpse could see Cleo was heading for the box.

Well, actually, the voice at the seance said, "Bllllshsklpokeap Kkkkkkrppplaaaahbababa Wa Wa!" But one DOES learn after time how to interpret dear Helen's prognostications after a while. Sally Struthers is a very re-liable medium, you know.

NOW I am heading back into the fabled "smoke-filled room" here at the convention. I hear the California delegation is voting overwhelmingly for symbolic inclusive diversity and putting in a big order for cherry blunts. Slow-burners, baby. Fuck. I LOVE me some Democats.

But STOP confusing MY illustrious career with Cleo's. She was a HACK. Whereas I simply hack.

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by Anonymousreply 49July 26, 2016 11:18 PM

That bitch had nothing on me!!!

by Anonymousreply 50July 26, 2016 11:46 PM

[quote] Yes, you're average three year old doesn't get a disease that's 100% preventable.

What the hell are you talking about??

by Anonymousreply 51July 27, 2016 3:44 AM

Bow our heads.

Miss Cleo made the NYT.

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by Anonymousreply 52July 27, 2016 12:11 PM

She was just a front like many of the music performers are just on the live stage or in videos singing songs that were written by others who get most of the sales profits.

She just did her theatrical future telling act for show so others would call "her" hotline (owned and run by others).

by Anonymousreply 53July 27, 2016 12:18 PM

Colon cancer.

by Anonymousreply 54July 27, 2016 12:21 PM

Yes, R54. We can read.

by Anonymousreply 55July 27, 2016 12:22 PM

Liars get ______.

by Anonymousreply 56July 27, 2016 12:28 PM

R56 Their own TV show on Amazon?

by Anonymousreply 57July 27, 2016 12:30 PM

R55 - I really haven't seen evidence 1/2 the people on here ever read the articles or can understand them.

by Anonymousreply 58July 27, 2016 12:34 PM

Yes, she was a grifter, but I lived to watch her commercials. They were hilarious and thoroughly entertaining. RIP Miss Cleo.

by Anonymousreply 59July 27, 2016 12:46 PM

Miss Cleo is a drag queen's name.

by Anonymousreply 60July 27, 2016 1:28 PM

Is thar a man in yar life? Is he incarcerated? Yep!

by Anonymousreply 61July 27, 2016 2:12 PM

YOU'RE A LIBRA AREN'TCHA DARLIN'?!

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by Anonymousreply 62July 27, 2016 8:25 PM

I don't hate psychics enough to wish cancer on them.

DL bitches be cold and not funny.

by Anonymousreply 63July 28, 2016 4:10 AM

She was a big faker !!!

by Anonymousreply 64July 28, 2016 4:32 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 65December 19, 2020 5:39 AM

“Call me now for yer free readin’....”

by Anonymousreply 66December 19, 2020 5:40 AM

How could she still be in her 50s? Wasn’t she from the 80s or 90s? Was Miss Cleo a teen at the height of her stardom?

by Anonymousreply 67December 19, 2020 5:45 AM

She can now be a guest on Crossing Over with John Edwards. Psychic besties!!

by Anonymousreply 68December 19, 2020 9:45 AM
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