Frottage?

We can only answer your questions if you provide photos of the young lovers.

Trollin' trollin' trollin' . . .

OP, I'm sorry your life is so empty and your writing career so stalled that you feel you have to resort to this sort of thing to get attention. I hope you find something or someone to help you fill that hole in your life. Perhaps seeking therapeutic help wouldn't be out of the question.

Let me just say that frottage (when it's done correctly) involves Crack pipes, Shetland Ponies, angry Germans, and some quantities of Crystal Meth...

But look, you can be supportive without getting overly involved in your son's sexual experiences.

Remind him to diaper the pony when he's and his "friend" are at your house and let's leave some mystery to their sexual experiences.

What about docking?

Well, docking involves sailors and given your overprotective attitude...

it's probably not a good idea to send him to those parts of the city.

So let's just work on your Frottage PowerPoint presentation for now.

Lol - never mind. I'm sure not going to ask him, though! (I don't have a writing career.)

Give your son a fleshlight, not a dildo. Tell him if he wants to be more sexually valued he needs to learn to top. That is responsible parenting.

Have you taught him to keep a clean hole? Make sure he's not using your products, now.

Google intercrural hon, you'll get your answer.

R9 is another example of poor punctuation completely changing the meaning of a sentence.

Will this launch a committee for concerned frottage moms?

R11, the punctuation wasn't poor. It's equivalent to me saying, "That was the point, honey, " not "that was the point honey." I didn't mean for her to check on him "now." (And yes, punctuation goes inside the parentheses.)

If you want to be a grammar troll, don't be a dumb one.

For you, Mama.

Mama's gotta let go!

hey mom, frottage

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[quote] What about docking?

Unfortunately, the majority of posters at this site are Americans, and they've all been mutilated after birth, so they cannot give you accurate information on this topic.

Thank you, guys. It's what we don't understand that scares us the most. Don't worry - I'm not going to try to interfere with my son's sex life, but I think moms should discuss safe sex with their straight sons and their gay sons. I am very sorry that I offended some people with my question. Peace and love.

Frotting is about as safe as sex can get (unless there's an open wound in the lower abdomen) so I suspect he's just spinning you a line to allay your concerns. If he's telling you they're frotting you can be sure they're actually double-fisting.

Can't you be like most mothers, and think none of your children will ever have sex until they turn 30, and on their wedding night?

Why don't you join my prayer group? We welcome the mothers of sodomites as well.

We had a long conversation about jerking. I think we really connected.

It's the ONLY sexual act I participate in.

R24 is different "Mom"

Is this the new version of the nephew troll?

1.2/10

Hi, another mom posting here (hope thats ok boys! haha lol). QUESTION: How do I make sure my son grows up to have a big dick? Me and the gals have been size queens ever since Sex and the City. I figured, if anyone knows about dick, it's you fellas!

Ain't what my priest taught me about frottage when I was an alterboy.

Look, honey, let's don't make this harder than it has to be.

The next time your and your hubby are hosting a cocktail party with some of your favorite swinging neighbors, just take one of the cuter husbands aside and ask him to show you...

Make the Martinis strong and wear a low-cut cocktail dress - it has always worked like a charm for me, sweetie.

You should tell him, "Son, gay sex is a dirty subject never to be talked about honestly with your mother."

That way he can begin his life as a gay man with an appropriate sense of shame and isolation.

frottage and moms

yikes!

More like Frauttage

[quote]Frotting is about as safe as sex can get

Unless someone has the herp...

Hot

Frankly, your son is going to become a whore. Stick to pornhub.

The idea that a mom would ask DL (of all places!) about her son's sexual practices is hilarious. Talk about 'scarred for life'...

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