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Cristiano Ronaldo getting an oil massage from his mother on a yacht

Disturbing or endearing?

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by Anonymousreply 21December 8, 2020 1:34 PM

Hes sexy and a super hero, super rich, and he's on a yacht, he can do what he wants with my blessing.

by Anonymousreply 1July 16, 2016 11:23 PM

Looks more like a prostate massage.

by Anonymousreply 2July 16, 2016 11:24 PM

She's protecting her investment.

by Anonymousreply 3July 16, 2016 11:28 PM

Oh, sweety, you can fit 10' easily in there!

by Anonymousreply 4July 16, 2016 11:59 PM

Well, she's better than that thug with whom he's been hanging.

by Anonymousreply 5July 17, 2016 12:01 AM

Nothing weird here. Everyone knows a boy's best friend is his mother. Who better to give him an oil rubdown?

by Anonymousreply 6July 17, 2016 12:59 AM

Oh, she's seen it anyway.

by Anonymousreply 7July 17, 2016 1:57 AM

Disgustingly inappropriate. DL probably thinks there's nothing wrong with it, just like they saw no issue with Stephanie Seymour's son groping her breasts and making out with her.

Most mothers harbor incestuous desire toward their sons. Some sons are too weak-willed to set boundaries, which inevitably leads to actual incest.

by Anonymousreply 8July 17, 2016 2:03 AM

Mother used to rub me down with oil, too.

by Anonymousreply 9July 17, 2016 2:20 AM

Eh, I've seen worse.

by Anonymousreply 10July 17, 2016 3:20 AM

Jealous, OP?

by Anonymousreply 11December 8, 2020 5:10 AM

Mothers can't keep their hands off their kids, always fussing about. For some that dynamic never change even when the kids have become grown-ups themselves.

by Anonymousreply 12December 8, 2020 6:15 AM

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by Anonymousreply 13December 8, 2020 6:20 AM

Lucky bitch.

by Anonymousreply 14December 8, 2020 9:36 AM

Catholics are fucked.

by Anonymousreply 15December 8, 2020 9:56 AM

Was there a happy ending?

by Anonymousreply 16December 8, 2020 1:26 PM

r16, for the mom, because she's convinced her son still needs her.

by Anonymousreply 17December 8, 2020 1:27 PM

Who among us hasn't gotten a rub and a tug from ma?

by Anonymousreply 18December 8, 2020 1:28 PM

She's the only masseuse who he will NOT try to sexually assault.

by Anonymousreply 19December 8, 2020 1:29 PM

I wish he had asked me to sail with him and oil him and sleep with him.

by Anonymousreply 20December 8, 2020 1:29 PM

I assume he supports her, so why not have her work a bit for the money?

by Anonymousreply 21December 8, 2020 1:34 PM
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