The moment various celebrities "jumped the couch"

Tony Geary waxing lyrical about his "affair" with Elizabeth Taylor to Oprah and Wendy Williams. This while Taylor was still alive.

Kevin Spacey professing his love for Diane (who was never seen before or since) and defensiveness about bring his mother to the Oscars.

Neil Patrick Harris already living with David Burtka and even thanking him in his theater bios and then going on Jay Leno and discussing his love of British women and how proper they are on the outside and kinky on the inside.

Perez Hilton started outing him soon after.

r2, that's a great one. The rumor at the time was that Dianne had a REAL boyfriend at the time she was posing as Kevin's girlfriend. I think she married the guy not long after that.

Matt Dallas and the 200 chicks he banged in High School.

John Travolta dating that old Eight is Enough Lady Diana Hyland. He sure got a lot of mileage out of her death.

Seann William Scott when he did this interview:

The new gold standard.

Jodie Foster holding hands awkwardly at the Oscars with Julian Sands (the first time she won) I was young and unaware of the rumors BUT I still remember thinking something doesn't look right there.

Rosie O'Donnell and the way she constantly went on about Tom Cruise. I was only a kid but I know she didn't smoke the pole.

Baba Wawa when she started the View (yes, she had issues before that but this was the end for me).

"Jodie Foster holding hands awkwardly at the Oscars with Julian Sands (the first time she won) I was young and unaware of the rumors BUT I still remember thinking something doesn't look right there."

Speaking of lesbians awkwardly pretending to be in love with men....here's Ellen with former heartthrob Johnathon Schaech. He recently admitted that his manager asked him to "date" Ellen to help her out.

I think they all have, together, because so many people are sick of "celebrity culture."

Susan Sarandon, Mark Ruffalo, and Rosario Dawson, this election.

Julian Sands was so handsome; I forgive Jodie.

Wanda Sykes! Remember her detachable pussy routine from years ago? A few years later, she officially came out.

Burt Reynolds dating Dinah Shore. Sure, Burt.

That was more Dinah's couch moment than Burt's.

"Mother, I don't care what they say about bringing you to award shows....."

Zac's wild adventure with Michelle Rodriguez.

Spacey's mother was supposedly pretty odd too. His brother wrote a book or a book proposal. They were nasty to their kids and collected Nazi memorabilia according to the brother.

The entire Amal and George show has raised the bar on couch-jumping ickiness. Prior that and still ongoing, Brad and Angelina took the cake.

When Jodie was trying to be romantic with Richard Gere in Sommersby. Never was anything so unbelievable and excruciating to watch.

Bobby Brown!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ellen Degeneres' kisses with men.

Val Kilmer skipping the sequel to Batman Forever so he could be in The Island of Dr. Moreau with a half insane Marlon Brando.

Richard Simmons sexually harassing a female QVC employee.

I think Ellen also briefly bearded with Arye Gross, her co-star from when [italic]Ellen[/italic] was [italic]These Friends of Mine.[/italic]

Liberace proclaiming that he is single because Sonja Henie, the love of his life, broke his heart forever. Such a tragic love story...

Ryan Seacrest's nauseating pap pics with Teri Hatcher.

I love "jumped the couch."

Robert Wagner claiming he had an affair with Barbara Stanwyck.

John Travolta and Lily Tomlin in "Moment by Moment".

Aaron Rodgers woodenly proclaiming, "I really, really like women."

The Sonia Henie story is the most beautiful piece of bullshit in the history of bearding. It's my favorite Liberace performance. He took "I just haven't met the right girl yet" to the next level.

Kenny Chesney and freak face Zellwegger quickie divorce. Hahahaha

Did Liberace really say that??? That is amazing.

And come on, it's not fair to count acting performances. Anything done in promotion of said acting performances is fair game of course. So this counts:

The Sonja Henie story was a hit with Liberace's female fans, believe it or not, because it made him seem unattainable yet tortured about it.

That's what's so amazing about it--it's the perfect cover. It hits every frau pressure point.

When Henry went grocery shopping.

Ryan Seacrest and the dancer chick from Dancing With The Stars.

Bradley Cooper with that girl at the tennis game

Joe Manganiello and his 'wife'

r25, ONG that is such a good won.

and so weird, like he thinks a straight man wants to be a gynecologist because they love doing pap smears and stuff. I remember Jane Lynch's reaction to the statement. She just looked like... you are a freak Morrison.

You know what's funny? When lesbians come on to men. Like Jane Lynch in The 40yo Virgin. Theres a lesbian that comes on to me at Walmart, I die, she's so funny.

Bradley Cooper - those staged beach pics with whatsherface

Aaron Rodgers - those staged pics of him kissing Olivia Munn

Troy Aikman - look at me, I'm dating Lorrie Morgan! And Sandra Bullock!

That movie with Tomlin and Travolta was the most boring, awful piece of shit I had ever seen up to that time in my young life. I actually went to a movie theatre and paid to see it. Moment by Moment is what the audience was counting until it was over.

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Frank Langella - here's my autobiography! Let me tell you about all the women I slept with, some of whom are dead and cannot dispute my claims!

Al and Tipper Gore's forced kiss at the democratic convention

(and by the way look at pictures of them in college and tell me "look at the cute gay guy with the butch lesbian" doesn't pop into your head.)

Jm J Bullock on the Merv Griffin show: "I'm into valley girls!"

I knew that Rosie and Ellen were DYKES the very first time I saw them on tv doing stand up, way back when. They were both so obviously lesbians, it was ridiculous to pretend otherwise.

Did Liberace start with the Sonja Henie bullshit after she died? I would hope so. And Liberace pretending to be straight is the all-time "WTF?" of celebrity closets.

the odd thing is people believed it back then r54

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I almost typed that exact thing, R55. There was just no such thing as "gay" to 99% of the US in the 1950s.

Why would he have a boner, R56?

[quote]That movie with Tomlin and Travolta was the most boring, awful piece of shit I had ever seen up to that time in my young life. I actually went to a movie theatre and paid to see it. Moment by Moment is what the audience was counting until it was over.

I always heard how bad it was and wanted to see it for myself but it wasn't available anywhere in the US so I ordered it from Amazon Germany). It is really surreal and unintentionally funny. Lily seemed to be on Quaaludes during the entire thing. Her sighing "Oh, Strip!..." (Travolta's character's name) throughout was a hoot. I really enjoyed it.

r58 when a straight man is on a secluded beach with a woman and they're both half-naked, his dick is going to respond. When those pics came out, lots of people commented about Bradley's obvious lack of interest "down there."

Yes, R60. That was my (overly tongue-in-cheek) point.

Andrew Garfield gushing about Emma Stone and comparing her to waterfall.

When Henry Cavill talked about an extra on a film set having "spectacular breasts".

Zac talking about bathing in pussy.

[quote]Aaron Rodgers woodenly proclaiming, "I really, really like women."

Why would you doubt him?! He's ALL man!

R65

I've seen the Rodgers/Lamasil threads...but DAMN! that is some major gay.

Zac Efron talking about spending the weekend at Tom Cruise's house, where they "rode motorcycles."

This is what happens in a real unguarded moment, r58

[quote]Mario Gotze

Who?

In Bradley's defense....they don't stay hard continuously no matter how nice the beach or girl are.

(Still think he's a homo! though)

David Guest owns this thread.

r71 wins

Anytime Henry Cavill proudly boasts about his new girlfriend he's been dating for only 2 weeks in interviews and displays her on the red carpet,.

Jake Gyllenhaal - dating Taylor Swift

Taylor Lautner - dating Taylor Swift

Jake G saying he likes ""Tits and ass."

Michelle Rodgriugez and the sausage

If Hiddleston and Swift break up, I am placing bets on Cavill.. He's much better looking.

I think Raymond Burr's couch jumping exceed even Liberace's. Burr claimed that he was tragically widowed not once, but twice--but the women he said he was married to never existed. He also invented a fictional son who, he said, died of leukemia at age 10. Then there was that time he was "dating" Natalie Wood . . .

These lies were widely accepted by the media and the general public, and weren't debunked until after his death.

R78, that's not couch jumping, that is lies and making up shit. At least with a beard, there is a real person, not imaginary people.

Couch jumping is defined by OP as celebrities "trying a little too hard to appear straight." Raymond Burr inventing two dead wives and a dead child more than qualifies. The fact that he used made up beards instead of real ones makes it all the more brazen . . . not to mention absurd.

r80 Not really.

Is r81 Burr from beyond the grave?

Chris Martin marrying Gwyneth, then dating* some young blond after the uncoupling. JLaw, right?

Nicole Kidman claiming she had a miscarriage with Tommy late in their marriage.

Peter Allen and Neil Sedaka marriages.

Tommy Cruise and Cher. Oh come on now!

Kristen Stewart and her pretend affair with her director...talk about a set up.

Moment by Moment WAS awful R48, but I saw it on cable not long after it's release, no more need be said.

I knew something was up with Lily Tomlin when she jumped the Dick Cavett Show. I was about twelve at the time-Chad Everett said something that set her off and she went bananas and stomped off. Funny, I had a dyke English teacher and SHE was bitching about Everett to the class the next day...hehe.

Chad Everett said his proudest possession was his wife. Lily did not " go bananas." She just walked off.

There are rumors about Chad Everett, too!

Adam Levine getting "married" in Mexico and not releasing any wedding photos "to keep it private". BTW I love how fat Behati is pregnant. It gives me life.

[quote]If Hiddleston and Swift break up...

R77. More like when they break up. Taylor Swift is a douchebag. And the men with whom she digs her claws are idiots who have lost their minds.

Evan Lysacek, during a taped "E.T." segment, making sure the newly-published "Playboy" coffee table book is prominently displayed on his dressing room vanity.

Did you ever want to see Lily's ass?

Queen Latifah, in her "Last Holiday" and "Just Wright" pictures.

r93, or when he pretended to be dating Vera Wang

[quote]Nicole Kidman claiming she had a miscarriage with Tommy late in their marriage.

Nicole just said she had a miscarriage. She didn't say it was Tom's.

Slightly off topic, but it's still a jump the shark moment:

When Ving Rhames won a Golden Globe and ostentatiously presented it to fellow nominee Jack Lemmon instead.

One of the most cringe inducing trainwreck TV moments ever, so embarrassing I couldn't even look at the TV as it was happening, and you could see Lemmon squirming in embarrassment too. Even worse than Spacey pretending to be in love with Diane, which is a close second in trainwreck awards speeches. Why didn't Ving bow his head and say "I love you massah, thank you massah, I a good slave to the white man." Spike Lee bitched about it and for once I agree with him.

What made it ridiculous is you can't give your award away. It's the voters who decide, not you. The official winner is still Rhames even if he gives the statuette to Lemmon.

R84, I thought it was supposedly a kid she had with Ewan McGregor on the set of MOULIN ROUGE.

Holy SHIT, R65. He looks like a nelly funeral director or interior decorator.

or it was just a turkey baster baby r99

Some people are confusing shark jumping with couch jumping

R93, haha no he didn't! Who the fuck did he think he was fooling?

FEEL THEIR SIZZLING CHEMISTRY

For old New Yorkers: Mayor Ed Koch and former Miss America Bess Myerson

Malcolm Forbes "dating" Liz Taylor

Had to add this:

KEANU pulled the same stunt as REVOLTA and BURRNED

[quote]from IMDb.com :His estranged girlfriend Jennifer Syme was killed when her Jeep Cherokee careered onto the wrong side of a Los Angeles road near Highway 101 and smashed into three parked cars. The force of the crash flipped the car over and she was thrown through the windshield. She was killed instantly. [April 2001]

Whatever, R89

I was twelve..Soright?

Go rub salt, asshole.

Still makes you over 50 now R109? So your write a soliloquy about your love of Gloria Swanson and the Gabours on afternoon chat shows on another thread and then link it back here! R89 said nothing wrong to you. No reason for a meltdown. Soright, hahaha. You sound more like 70 bruh.

bump

Hmmm, always thought that Mayor Koch was A-sexual and a Workoholic.....

And Bess Myerson had a (real) hunky boyfriend when she was campaigning for Koch, right?

Madge and Brit kiss.

Liza and David.

Either election night, the convention, or one of the inaugural balls; watching Bill and Hilllary slow dancing to “Evergreen” and awkwardly looking into each other’s eyes at such close proximity. It made my skin crawl.

"I don't remember molesting Anthony Rapp because I'm a drunk. Also, I'm gay!!!!"

Kyle and Mauricio

R22, Always wondered if these over-the-top laughably bad performances were intentionally signally something so outlandish as to make fun of the requirements of TPTB. Like ever hear any of the parody comedic acts of George Lopez re how all of the spoiled rich American college kids belong behind a strictly guarded high security wall on the US side of the border, so that they don't cause mayhem for the Federales, at any of the beautiful South of the Border coastal beach towns?

R65, why is he surrounded by trannies in that picture?

Didn't Paul Lynde have the same "broken heart" excuse that Liberace had?

WTF? Never heard that story about VP Al Gore and his ultra-Conservative wife who was horrified by the indecent music industry.

R51, R121, I am pretty sure that Al and the Tipster have S.O.s of the opposite sex now that they are divorced.

Their kiss at the Democratic Convention, was, for sure cringeworthy as was the kiss between Joe and Mrs. Lieberman.

R122, Joe and Mrs. Lieberman are both gay? WTF?

When Jennifer Lawrence humiliated a reporter at a press conference for reading questions off his phone, she went from American's relatable hot friend next door to sour Hollywood asshole.

r15

When? Did he have a horrible accident since then?

When my mom kissed the cat as I went off to college

[Quote] Kristen Stewart and her pretend affair with her director...talk about a set up.

I don't think that was fake. They both looked like major assholes.

Poor Lisa Marie. She had her own dedicated troll around here for years. She’s always getting caught up in a stunt.

I hope she pulls it together. I bought her album years ago and it wasn’t terrible. But in her personal life, I get the feeling that she is the type that just won’t listen to others, no matter what.

But I always root for her anyway. She seems like she just wants to be loved.

I'll raise you 21/2 beards, R104:

NFL Quarterback Aaron Rodgers attempting to kiss ANY woman.

R70 Langella always just seemed like he went through life on cruise-control. You can watch any of his movies selected at random and realise halfway in, “oh, he’s tired again.”

^^Meant for R50, my mad.

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The entire ‘90s part of Bryan Adams’ career.

He drastically rebranded; from a tuff-but-sensitive (and occasionally two-timing) hometown honey with earnest crushes on sweetly sexy virginal girls, who didn’t ever love him quite enough or stick around long (conveniently); into a turboslut 30-year-old drifter crooning about ratting with women he doesn’t know, skanking it up in motels (and there is nothing wrong with that whatsoever, when it’s the truth...).

This peaked when 18 ‘TIL I DIE dropped in summer ‘96, and the lead single (and video) ‘Let’s Make A Night To Remember’ was in heavy rotation. It seemed so false & tryhard, like the loser everyone knows at work who brags every Monday morning about the anonymous parade of hot easy women (plural) he supposedly slips it to on the weekend as a hobby. He’s transparently lying and everyone knows. As is Adams.

R134, Bryan Adams, my ultimate heartthrob solely based on his voice and lyrics. Who was his real sole mate? Why did suddenly stop creating?

I knew NOTHING of any of these people!!

I like that he doesn’t try to hide his age much. I think he’s pretty handsome and natural looking. I always thought he was cute, despite the pizza face.

Another fairly recent photo. By the way, he’s a keen amateur photographer and actually was awarded the privilege to take a portrait photo of the Queen of Canada herself, Elizabeth II.

R133 Never mind the truck that you could drive between them! His Tux looks like it came from [BOLD]Target.....[/BOLD]

I finally found Dianne!

[quote]The entire Amal and George show has raised the bar on couch-jumping ickiness. Prior that and still ongoing, Brad and Angelina took the cake.

true so pathetic

Hugh Jackman - his latest interview

Shawn Mendes - the Rolling Stone interview

As previously mentioned and bears repeating, the winner of the jumped the couch contest is :

Very private Clooney and his sudden all access, bring all the cameras and magazines and entertainment reporters Wedding Parade Circus.

Rosie's Tom Cruise obsession

Tim Tebow's latest Miss Universe "girlfriend"