A guy caught me checking out his VPL this afternoon

Useless sans pics

If you go around wearing those kinds of pants you're obviously putting le dique on display on purpose.

So he noticed you obviously staring at his bulge, and gave you a fun response to make light of the situation and make sure it isn't awkward...and you just clammed up and got embarrassed and made it more awkward?

You should have just made replied back appropriately "She is one lucky girl,take care man" or even a "too bad you don't play for our team".

Basic human interactions aren't that complicated...

He was practically inviting you to fondle the bulge, or at least snap a selfie next to it.

You are the worst EVER!

Missed opportunity.

You should've said 'Bet she can't suck it like I can'.

I woild have licked my lips with gusto.

Le dique, it's except use what you think I have a great day to day I will never get tired and hungry but I'm still in bed with a new phone and it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the rest of the year of high quality

I found video of the incident!

What's VPL?

What's google?

This was OP when big package caught him staring at his crotch

I googled vpl and Vancouver public library came up

TDH.

Please allow me to explain r9

Tall dark handsome

Fuck you r4 it's prostitutes like you that are the scum of the earth

r16 needs to MAJORLY unclench

R16 doesn't comprehend the concept of prostitution...

Haha "dickmatized."

Not a new term.

you're too modest, OP - should've just smiled back and said 'lucky woman'

Yep, OP can only stare at the bulge but when the guy actually talked to him he shut down. Wouldn't even be able to handle that much man.

Also, we all crotch watch but don't just blatantly stare! You gotta be a little more subtle with your perviness.

The OP couldn't have done anything anyway, the guy was married and didn't give any signs.

Listen to the narcissists who think that every single guy with a nice dick automatically wants them back.

No one is seriously saying anything was going to happen dear, but the reality is when the guy did talk to him OP just clammed up.

C-. Your initial scenario isn't bad, OP, but your dialogue is clunky and lack of real interaction dooms the scene. If you drop the class by tomorrow, you can still get your tuition back.

This didn't happen.

Perhaps if you gave the gentleman a generou$ offer, you could have been swallowing more than coffee.

I used to commute to work via train and each morning a hunky blond guy would sit facing the rest of the train car's occupants with his legs spread apart, displaying his junk for all to see.

I like it when its Balkans or North Africans in a group of buddies, and one is flaunting VPL and he sees me looking and there is a very very very very slight signal "yeah get an eyeful I know you want it."

What is the name of the "wife"...... Robert?

I saw a hot twink today clearly freeballing in his thin nylon shorts and not embarrassed in the least. I made sure he saw me get a good look and he didn't seem the least bit bothered by it and even gave me a better view. Saving that in the spank bank for a rainy day. Summer heat turns every guy into a slut!

[quote] You should have just made replied back appropriately "She is one lucky girl,take care man" or even a "too bad you don't play for our team".

Yeah, those would have slayed him, Faux Bro. Fuckin' hell. Hand your gay card in at the desk, Mary.

[quote]The OP couldn't have done anything anyway, the guy was married and didn't give any signs.

You're not very smart, are you.

Everyone is seducible if you've got the nous. EVERYONE. I known three guys who could, and did, nail any straight man anywhere - attached, unattached, and the seriously disinterested.

AND... what was more fascinating to watch...they could do it within minutes. Guys and youths that you would think - never in a fucking million years - would be eating out of their hand within 15 minutes. They're out there. People who know no limits. While you're walking round blind in your little box.

[quote]I don't think I've ever been so fucking embarrassed in my life.

Why?

Sounds like he was flattered by the attention.

r34/r35 lives in imagination-land.

Most straight guys don't want to hook up with you, quit being so damn thirsty and predatory. It's rather pathetic.

R37 types F.R.A.U.

R34, men don't nail straight men, and no one nails anyone who is seriously uninterested.

I would have told the guy that he had the opportunity to do a good deed that day by spilling his milky load into my coffee.

R3. You had time to think of a response that very few would think of spur-of-the-moment during an awkward encounter.

"Dickmatized". Ahhhhh, DL; ever informative, ever avant garde.

You're lucky, last time I got "caught", dude pulled a knife.....

R39, you are wrong. Sometimes a straight man is curious and will try fucking around with a guy. Doesn't make him bi or gay to try it unless the trying gets a little more regular.

The owner of the dick in question is guilty of entrapment. Straight guys do it all the time. He's a turd. Give it not another thought, OP.

R3 is correct. Missed opportunity to make a friend.

Straight men have 3 audiences to entrap when they prance around with huge visible bulges. straight men, straight women, and gay men. I think that is the order of their priorities. They do this mostly to show off to straight men - it's bravado and marking of territory. Straight women aren't a guarantee to be motivated but some are, by bulge. Finally, nowadays straight men are fine getting their narcissistic supply from the gay gaze.

As any good DLer knows, the correct response in OP's situation is to raise your muumuu, present hole, and hiss.

Could you tell if it was cut or uncut?

[quote] As any good DLer knows, the correct response in OP's situation is to raise your muumuu, present hole, and hiss.

How is the mating call hiss distinct from the defensive hiss?

Fake story

R46, you bumped an almost 4 year old thread to say THAT?!

R52 I browse the internet in tabs. I often have several thousand tabs open at a time. It took 4 years for me to get to the tab with this thread. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Aww, r53, you made me feel bad.

Especially since I completely understand what you’re doing and saying since I do the same thing.

C’mon, give me a hug! Fair warning though, I will be going for a grope.

Why didn't you ask him to present hole?

I hope the OP is true. That's so many kinds of awesome.

Some people have NO idea how to deal with an obvious window of opportunity.