Name Datalounge's Official Fragrance

How about Eau de Mussy by Momma?

^Recommended bottle shape, R1?

Shape it like a Summer's Eve bottle and call it Cheryl.

[quote] exclusively in select Big Lots with tony zip codes.

Why big lots? Wouldn't a higher mark up be more attainable in smaller bottles?

How about if it was shaped like Momma lifting her muumuu? When you press the button on top of her head, a mist cloud of Eau de Mussy emanates from beneath her muumuu.

We also need to offer the scent of freshly baked cookies. Name/bottle ideas, anyone?

Oh that's good, R5.

The project is still in it's concept phase, R4, so feel free to suggest alternate channels of distribution.

Amway is classy.

Gin and regret.

"Grease Fire"-- it smells like burning flesh and comes in a bottle shaped like a tombstone. The name on the tombstone can be personalized for the recipient.

How do you say "meatballs of turkey" in French?

Poussée de Cheryl

R4 Big Lots is the name of a store.

Ah, cheers, thanks a lot, R11.

For R12 - as you can see, Big Lots is eleganza manifested.

They carry only the finest selection of out-of-date, off-season, and irregular random piles of objects.

C'est chic!

Larmes Ameres.

Call it peg, and shape the bottle like a tampon

"White Thighs"

Anyone remember peg? Where is that old trout? You'd think this political season would see her sliming out from under her rock...

Je ne regrette nien!

Eau De Nyle (DeMarco)

R18 I meant RIEN, not nien.

"Evening in Terre Haute"

I'm picturing an elegant bottle representing the night sky, speckled with stars, and a plane flying across the bottle's face.

"Your Face....Your Face"

Well I think we should do one of those fancy holiday gift assortments. Definitely Mussy by Momma' is one of our bottles. Eau de Julie should be at first sweet, turning cloying and vicious after applied.

Obsession For Men

Everyone know's it is [bold]Helenesque! [/bold] by (Miss) Helen Lawson.

Or perhaps Pfffffft by Ina

All my men wear Rimmeseat. Or they wear nothing at all.

"Acqua di Parma"

The bottle would be shaped like a ham

Eau De Caftan... by Prince Machibelli

GASP! R28 that is an amazing fragrance. How DARE you?!

Verificatia by Sizemeat

You bitches are hilarious!

#dead

"Delusion for Men"

"Twenty-Five"

The bottle would be mirrored

"Twenty-Five" The bottle would have a silk screen and would be smeared with Vaseline.

I can definitely picture a building full of screeching DLers replacing the angry models in the Égoïste commercial.

Gay de EIder

It already exists...

Fat Electrician

His beauty would have been his greatest asset. One imagines he was raised in the big air of Texas, his soft skin scrubbed by ears of wheat, his eyelashes curled by grappling with grace against a blinding sun. A Midnight Cowboy lost on city asphalt.

A fisherman without a line, he was made to be hooked by others, to believe in his fate without knowing it, to wreak havoc and forget it over time. Youth for women-of-a-certain-age, stock for late-night parties, a partner to accompany the wealthy of Palm Beach on nature walks, his splendor is consumed in the service of others. Now, a Fat Electrician in New Jersey, his talent depleted in his sexual decline. This is the curse of beauty — it doesn’t last.

R37 Or El Derguée

Ennui

De Trop

Merde! by Lanvin

Yellow skin musk.

In a penis shaped bottle with an anus shaped top.

Verificata, by MPC.

It would smell like the inside of an adult bookstore, crossed with a urinal cake.

Sufficient

Acqua di Gio e Tommy

The bottle would be shaped like a question mark

[quote] Sufficient

Yes!

A new fragrance by Elizabeth Taylor, featuring her in her larger years. She reaches up to touch her diamond earrings, but pauses. "I never go anywhere without wearing this." The camera pans down to her caftan. Caftan, for those larger than life moments.

I love it, R48.

Eau Dear

Schockingly Wrong, for the Cockgobbler in you.

"Tasteful Friends" -- the bottle is a stack of books, and the cap is a flower vase

Werq, R52!

Uncut..... by the House of Cheeseman

Puttana!

Eau de Bellagio

Need I tell you the scent?

"Clutching"

The bottle would be shaped like pearls or straws

Rideaux de Boeuf

We're thinking along the same lines, r40.

But I like "MEH", a new fragrance from the House of Ennui.

I Vous Ignorez

With a butt plug for a bottle stopper.

Poppers and Lube

Les Critères Impossible

The bottle would be a stylized interdictory circle

CUNT!

I like your style, R63

It's aggressive and bold!

Senatrice - the fragrance would magnolia, musk and a hint of mint julep.

I knew a girl who wore Verificatia by Sizemeat, r31. But then she died.

[quote] CUNT!

What's the fragrance?

Phagotte

Can we feature a brooding Albanian doorwhore in one of the 4 minute long artsy commercials?

[quote] What's the fragrance?

Rotting fish, maggots and a yeast infection

Now you too can smell like a B movie star!

I think a lightly herbed tuna-salad-sandwich scent would be more appropriate, R70.

Gets the point across, and evokes spring picnics, picnic baskets - well I hardly need to finish the linkage.

This was decided a few years back.

Why is the even open for discussion now?

Eldergeigh--It would smell like coffee, leather loafers, old books and cats all mixed together.

R73, we call it Vag by Madge

Insatiable bottom -- smells like semen and anal leakage , with hints of lube and excrement .

SPLAYED

by Chelsea Clinton.

Now you, too, can smell like NOTHING!

[bold]WELL?[/bold?]

He's the dude you see all around your program, the one who stands out in a crowd and leaves behind an ephemeral vapour of popularity and a scent you can't quite put your finger on. Well-bred, like a K-pop dilettante whose daddy financed his career and double-eyelid surgery, he is also a cyber-wraith, flickering on a Facebook timeline before being forced to go private. English? Singaporean? Australian? Perfection. But, oh, that scent...

He would take you on a dream date to Quickly or a Tom Hardy movie, or maybe both. He is pure Lacanian blank-screen and wherever he is, there's that scent. What is it? What do you think he smells like? [bold]WELL?[/bold]

Base notes: vetiver, Hibiclens, tonka bean, Commonwealth-country musk

Middle notes: coriander, inferior Thai spice, guaiacwood, formaldehyde

Top notes: yuzu, sparkling citrus, used textbook, black pepper, vivisection

Damn it!

Holy shit, R78, that was genius.

I'm genuflecting as I type.

Brilliant, R78. I have to read it again.

The only thing wrong with R78 's post was I wasnt sitting across from him sipping on an ice cold vodka tonic at a sunday Tea Dance while he composed it . Brilliant .

R78, you should write some about other DL trolls.

Alabaster - it will have an SPF of 100 and come with a complimentary liege hat

SH R I EEEEKKKK

Textbook

Gobblecock

Recker Arse

[quote] Recker Arse

What would be the shape of the bottle, fragrance and tag lines?

Eau du Jabba

Smells like fromunda cheese, rotting hymen, and a mother's basement

"Paid Shill - The Scent of Courtesans"

Thirrsstyyyy

"Thirsty" by Steve Grand

I think you mean "Fisty" by Steve Grand

Nephew---the only cologne that brings together the smell of lecherous jailbait and untouched innocence!

Hanger. (can induce abortions!)

r96 I meant will induce

WHET - For Men in the Know

For Christmas...a gift set for your least-favorite person: Soft Butch Sous Chef & Smokin' Hot Pastor's Wife

Smells like: A grease fire & death

I think R48 is in the lead - for me at least.

Truly captures the essence of DL

"Tranny." Smell like this or we'll kill you, TERF scum!

Le Heurre Claire Base note is gourmande creamy bread pudding, middle note musky aggressively masculine lesbian. The dry down is warm loaded baked potato.

Vicarious - For the Mature Man

The GAY---because after one sniff everyone IS!

Waterlily for Men

Basic

Boundaries, the ephemeral new scent from Tuppence Vagicape.

"I'm smelling you now so I don't have to smell you later..."

Cookie by Cheryl

Giving "smelling cookies" a whole new meaning

"M" for when the race is won.

R78, will do a writeup for EST?

Please!

The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kunt.

With essence of regret, cheap gin and gluten.

MARY! by Datalounge

That was awesome, R112

R50 wins.

"Fibro" by Tender

The sympathy evoking light scent that says "Don't touch" for those times when you just want to talk.

80'sGayPorn perfume--smells like Aqua Net, men's locker room and farts.

Red Dragon

Smells Like Teen Ween - by Bryan Singer

FartiLiza

Corn!

BY Carol Channing

It should just be a patchouli-scented scroll where you tear off sheets and rub them on your skin, then dispose

feu d'graisse

Gold Man Socks

"Triggered"

PUNCH

and delete

Something with the original Morris the cat's cunty face on the bottle

He IS DL personified

[quote] Recker Arse - What would be the shape of the bottle, fragrance and tag lines?

Caftans, Earrings.

R78, please do entries for the yellow skin and womanly ass/feminine features trolls. Thanks.

Fuckbiddy.

^This

Nutloaf

Les Biennes

Top notes of sawdust and mortar with a hint of Subaru brake fluid.

Sold only at Home Depot.

Mr. English Leather

Condole

Blue, by Joey.

R78 We're not worthy! Brilliant from start to finish, but the Hibiclens and inferior Thai spice really sold me.

Hell, even John will have to laugh at the perfection!

PITT by me, YST

PITT by me, YST is the essence of the gilded white man. Only rarely do we catch a fleeting glance, and only during the magic hour. The sun taps one tentative toe on his aureate countenance, then….away! For even the sun feels itself inferior when forced to look upon his refulgence.

What was once oozing tree resin and a sprinkling of ancient insects has been sculpted by the masterful hand of Khrysus, in his greatest work yet, into liquid gold made flesh.

And flowers… The buttercup, the sunflower, the precious Chrysanthemum of Tran; made flesh!

And songs… The Gold Digger, the Sunshine Superman, the Yellow Flicker Beat; made flesh!

And food… The Mountain Dew, the beurre d’Isigny, the saffron rice; made flesh!

Under my obsessive gaze, new shades appear as this gilded white man radiates colors seen only by me: evening primrose, Colman’s mustard, urine specimen, lemon chiffon pie, nicotine finger… My list goes on and on as the finest noses Grasse has to offer pore over my detailed notes.

This man is unique; so elusive, so white, yet so very yellow. Like that ancient ant trapped in amber, I have captured him for you, in PITT by me, YST.

Base notes: turmeric, ghee, proceed-with-caution light, pustule, raincoat of toddler

Middle notes: daffodil, ripe pineapple, 12-year-aged cheddar, pageant curl, fading bruise

Top notes: lemon curd, pollen, golden retriever, marigold, egg yolk

R138 - Poet Laureate of Datalounge - I am astonished by your brilliance.

Please accept this silk-laurel wreath from Michael's to adorn your learned brow.

Midnight Anus

Smattering of Smegma

ManMusk by Datalounge

Khamel Toe from Skank City USA: when you need to let a room know you've got a mattress strapped to your back without a word.

The bottle is a take on Shocking, whose bottle was Mae West's fit mannequin: Kim Kardashian from the side.

For the lesbians, "Tight Hymens", by Elizabeth Taylor

or what R38 suggested would also be a good lesbian fragrance name

Don't pinch my shit, R122. I slap.

Nanesse

Bellagio Satin

Caneieux

Nacreous--the sticky cologne in the pearlescent glass bottle.

My Pussy Stinks By Cheryl

Its $4.85 per ounce and comes in a specially made douche bottle.

Selected ingredients include the oil from dollar store tuna cans and musk of polecat.

Alibi

The smell of Freedom

Let's Smell! by Lisa Beamer

The scent of cinnamon and financial despair, now in one bottle!

Tammy! The powerful celebrity scent with the aroma of 40,000 hours of auditing and private wrestling sessions.

Bianchi.

Raw. Deep. Meaningful. Splash it on all over! Because you're the One. The forever soul mate. Until next Tuesday.

Love this thread

I cannot believe nobody has yet proposed

[bold]BITCH[/bold].

Pungent. Toxic. Citrusy.

Triggered.

The scented dew of special snowflakes, blended for the truly deserving. Because no one understands the pain you're going through. Except you, darling you.

Age Of Consent.

Created especially for The House Of DL, and available strictly upon presentation of age ID for those between 25 and... 25.

PRESERVA

For those 58 year old DL denizens who are mistaken on a daily basis for 29!

With notes of formaldehyde, Botox and amyl nitrite.

Mamas Basement by You Type Fat Smells like sticky keyboards,unwatched laundry, old Cheetos and Box O' Wine.

Nan No.5 "Righteous vengeance never smelt so good!" In a phallic-shaped bottle, with a missing knob.

NUTLOAF

The smell of the fall of patriarchy!

Libtardia for women; smells like rotten fish and vinegar chips, nestled in obnoxious christmas potpourri.. in a bottle shaped like Jabba the hut on a motorized scooter, but we're told is curvaceous, vivacious, empowered woman -- the only way to open the bottle is to find her wet spot.

Libtardia for men; smells like an explosion in a chlorine factory and the burning, stinging tears of the patriarchy or self loathing and shame.. in a bottle shaped like a pubescent teen male with the face of david cassidy (post facelift) -- the only way to open the bottle is castrate it.

Libtardia for non binary individuals; the inTOXICating scent of camel arse crack, bernie's sagging sweaty balls and manic panic -- it's in the shape of a usb compatible razor blade -- the only way to open it is to slit your wrists which will automatically update to your tumblr that the commercialization of culture in western imperialism is, like, um, worse than hitler and like, uh, literally kills you. like you can't even, hashtag cis people suck.

r138 More!

r160 Poor.

Breathe! by Kelly Osbourne.

Pooshooz -- for the woman (or whatever) on the go.

Desperation, a mix of Aqua Velva and Ben-Gay, with top notes of Cream of Wheat

Especially for the eldergay!

Mme. Pouchoux

“Listen to me! I know!” shrieks Mme. Pouchoux. Our heroine never lies about her insider knowledge of all things arcane, hence my exquisite agony as I wait with bated breath for her next revelation. Illuminati, family connections, numerology, crime-scene artifacts; today? Tell me more today, Madame? But Mme. Pouchoux is a cruel mistress, dropping the tiniest DARK BROWN CRUMB as if to taunt me, then deleting the DARK BROWN COOKIES from which the crumb fell.

Afraid that my repressed anguish would burst forth and overcome me, I set about distilling the essence of Mme. Pouchoux. It’s all there, and now you can own it, too. But, Datalounge, beware*!

Mme. Pouchoux is only to be worn during your most intimate moments, behind triple-locked doors and aluminum-foiled windows. Worn in public, the sillage wafting about the wearer acts a magnet for [italic]them[/italic]. [italic]They[/italic] will find you. [italic]They[/italic] will follow you. [italic]They[/italic] will use a chemtrail to deliver a genetically-modified mosquito to your person. It will be equipped with the tiniest fiber-optic listening device, which it will then implant in you. [italic]They[/italic] will hear your every thought. I have sources who are very, very, very high up and they have confirmed this.

Base notes: Tinfoil, Miele-vacuum exhaust, tonka bean, DARK BROWN MUSK, rotten Lebanese za'atar

Middle notes: Thorazine, white tea, Casamigos tequila, death-row love letter, complimentary toiletries

Top notes: Imperiousness, buffet leftovers, delusion, lime blossom, Illuminati orchid

Now available in 666 ml bonus size!

*Seller assumes no responsibility for mind control or psychic harm incurred while wearing Mme. Pouchoux.

Pooty Tang

[quote]DL's official fragrance

McDonalds Big Breakfast

Femme pour Homme

CUNT

R78/R138, please do one for the womanly ass troll. You are brilliant.

In the end, it's just Joop.

Vapid

Rafalca! by Ann Romney

Whiff-0n-Poof

Thank you, r170, but I'm not familiar enough with the womanly ass troll. I see him mentioned all the time but for some reason I don't think I've ever read one of his threads.

Eau d'Anus

Simple, yet chic.

Hole, by Courtney Love

Dild'Eau

Lovely, R178.

YOUNG?

Trans. It will make you feel like a real woman without the need of pesky surgery.

DaMont

Feu de Graisse

Graxy….. by Coty

R78/R138 - Can you do one for EST?

The Tall Tales of Datalounge must be captured!

Take my money!

CUT? - by Lagerfeld

Le Petomane, from the Ina Garten Collection.

R167 killed me

Ingenue...from the essence of $5 tomatoes

L'Eau Hangeurs, by Pete Burns

Smoke by Tony Stewart. It smells like burning tire rubber and Chef Boyardee Ravoli.

Love R167

LMAO

[quote] LMAO

LoL! :)

Poo Poo.

A long awaited uni-sex release by the DL Scat Troll, this intoxicating eau de toilette introduces an entirely new fragrance family: Bacteriological. Not since Dior's Poison has a fragrance been so persistent and lingering. The coiled brown glass bottle delights by its novelty. Available also as facial wipes for purse and pocket.

How Now Frau.

Not since Revlon's 1970s fragrance 'Charlie', has there been a fragrance which captured the essence of the modern woman. 'How Now Frau' captures the feminine zeitgeist with the scent of cupcakes, soccor mom car vinyl, and office sweat and entitlement.

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things.

Extortionately priced beyond the budgets of all but the most clambering A Gay, 'This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things', is the bespoke scent of desperate want and denial. Its sharp opening notes land with the impact of a face slap delivered by Mrs Alfred Steele, before developing into an impenetrable wall of stench that says again and again: those of Sodom don't deserve pleasure.

Roof Rack

For the practical down-to-earth sister on the go, Roof Rack is the scent that can travel from truck to bar and back again. Redolent of grease, flannel, cat and hardworking dungarees, Roof Rack is the sapphic scent for womyn of boundaries who know none.

Shrill

For the uptight nelly who is excited or upset about everything, Shrill offers a blend of grating endless high notes that never quit.

Hate.

Fuck the pretence. But true to yourself. Honest and uncompromising, Hate encapsulates everything you feel about life and people right now. Its 'don't fuck with me' cut-through offensive base notes enable you to push past everything by carving a wide path. Also available in the concentrations Pure Hate, and for the fatally fed up: Lethal Hate.

Dick cheese

First, the packaging - DL's Official Fragrance comes in an extra-large aerosol can - or a five-gallon drum for industrial users.

Presentation is everything...

And now for the name...

It's called, "Can You Smell My Pussy Now?"

Leslie Jordan's wig is actually VERY flattering when you see Tammy Wynette's actual helmet hair do (circa 1969) in this clip...

And Tammy was a licensed beauty operator...

But God bless her, Tammy was inspiration...

R2165 OMG you did it yet again!!

Casamiga tequila....I'm dying!!!

R201 oops that should have been Casamigos tequila

R195 is everything!

Someone do

OVAH

BAREly Legal, by Bryan Singer

Out!-spoken, by Noah Galvin

Fluide, by Nyle DeMarco

"Say YESH!"

- by Liza! (who else?)

For you, r183...

EST by Atelier Est

Does the troll create the story or does the story create the troll?

EST — The Creation. A blank canvas awaits letters. What is a letter? It can be formed by brush, pen, pixel, or even fingered onto an outstretched palm. Does the letter live? I think not. But what about a cascade of letters spilling words, sentences, paragraphs, epic poems? Surely it lives? No, my child, but please don’t cry. The EST ejaculates life and emotion into letters. The EST gives letters a heartbeat.

EST — The Glorious Sylph of Datalounge. He rolls off the futon in his mother’s basement at noon and ponders his afternoon’s work of drawing the naive into the labyrinthine hall of mirrors on his canvas. Or is it really a web spun from silken pixels? Fall in, dear reader, and the chase is on.

The cascade of letters becomes a torrential downpour as the EST pants grotesquely, typing with one hand; orange-flecked drool and Mountain Dew polka-dotting the screen as he, nearing climax, chokes on a bit of Cheeto dust. Undeterred, he presses on as you unwittingly fuel his lust. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Ohhhhh, fuuuuucccckkkkkkk!!

He awakes once again on the futon. Did that really just happen? The WiFi is out again and his mom threatened to kick him off her AT&T plan if he exceeds the data plan again. The flickers that haunt him become cloudy and he can’t help feeling it was all a dream. Clarity eludes him, his mind spins in a dozen directions. Did that really happen? Needing to recapture the dream, he rides his childhood bike to the library to post about pinching a ugly toddler in a Target checkout line. Gratification awaits. Or does it?

EST by Atelier Est — Get Drawn In

Base notes: turkey meatball, lunchtime car-wank, nephew musk, bread pudding, crabwalk

Middle notes: frozen guest-pizza, noodle, Denny’s Samsonite, family-destroying masturbation video

Top notes: frosting, gargoyle smoke, Red Dragon cheese, effervescent doorman, umbrella-poked ass

D'K by Chanel

Available in a tasteful brownstone packaging.

Coupe de la Lune

R209 BRAVO! You have won this thread.

BRAVO !

It's not a fucking contest.

Oh Eeyore, you can play too

R212 you'd lose at that too I'll bet.

R207 - POET LAUREATE OF DATALOUNGE!

BEAUTIFUL! BRACING!

A TRIUMPH!

"EST by Atelier Est — Get Drawn In"

I repeat, R207, your brilliance knows no bounds!

This has to be the best thread on DL in a long time.

You guys have some brilliant suggestions. My favorites are:

Eau Dear

Delusion for men

Caftan

Insatiable Bottom

Frau

I would like to add Twink - with vanilla notes, of course....and Hot Teacher. Also PRON. And... SO!

There should be an entire line of DL fragrances and they could be available exclusively in some designer's boutique in NYC.

How about Tom Ford? Would he be willing?

This thread is definitely going in the DL Book of History, Lore, and Legend

I think some of the old-timers have been posting

Well done!

SO! is fantastic, R217!

Dead to Me! by Alexander McQueen

Thank you, R219. I really like the simplicity of it.

Oh, and R218 gave me a new idea: Eldergay

This is such fun!

It's a fairly good thread spoilt by frau gushing.

L'Air Du Toit Ancienne

R222 is Michael Kors.

Seriously, MUST you always dump mustard on the ice cream party? It's because of you that we can't have nice things. Damn!

MyCellar Water by L'AnalVin--Take the Waters from Behind the Brown Door--For connoisseurs and cognoscenti the world ovah! Now sponsored by Truvada Sinclair de Lune.

Sweet Stuff

By Matt Damon

"Le Data Lozenge"

from France!

The suppository that scents your wind!

The Nelly Collection:

Oleson - for the bitch cunt in you

Forbush - for the lesbians

Nelly!

Butch! by Ross Matthews

Eau de Dieu Da Day

Eau Klahoma

Le Butte Plogue.

A French fragrance for ze anusse.

Keep it simple and classy, yet so fabulous like the DL: Eau D'Or

La Datte et Eau de l' Orange- (Say it fast--Datalounge!) from the Siwa Oasis to the orange groves of Orlando give gay peace a chance or gay chance a piece whatevah!

[quote] The scent of cupcakes, soccer mom car vinyl, and office sweat and entitlement.

Don't forget the note of silent but pungent office queef.

SERIOUSLY

by Julianne Moore

(Cinnamon and sun blocker)

'Mon Ami Julie', un parfum de haine profonde.

STRHATE - THIS is why they….

Dragon Rouge. Start a Riot.

While Belt. The scent of forgotten summers past.

Lizha. Becauzh we all likesh to shmell good. Right, darlingszh?

SJW. Reparate yourself! Because we demand you do!

Molestée, from the Lorna Luft Collection

Fancy Boy! For the Golden Girl in you.

Available in Eau de Parfum, Eau de Toilette, Loafer Lightener and Mincing Gel.

Gift with purchase (see photo.)

Exclusively at Burdine's, the Florida Store!

W&W for R240

R240 "mincing gel"

DEAD

Rollin' by Denny.

The subtle musk of Wranglers. The effervescent top note of Samsonite wheel grease. The citrus edge of despair of needing to find a trick before the bar closes, or be homeless.

Will you take Denny home - or will he keep Rollin'?

PENETRATION

Suprise d'Anal

TOILETTE D'EAU PRON

Bottle shaped like a fat finger

The scent- overwhelming flopsweat with a hint of nail scrapings of cheese dust.

For the man that doesn't bother to proofread because he's both eager and lazy.

R217-

[quote]should be an entire line of DL fragrances and they could be available exclusively in some designer's boutique in NYC.

Nasty Pig, home of the sales bottom!

It's shopbottom, R247

^Which would be an excellent name for a fragrance in DL's collection

"Shopbottom - For the man with style, opinions, and nothing but time."

Because this video really is the epitome of every sneering, prissy, didactic, and impoverished DLer.

My brothers!

MARY! by DataLounge

A sparking, feminine fragrance for the man who minces to his own drum. Top notes include pink peony and exuberant lime which lead to a heart of tender rose de mai, delicate jasmine, and plush iris. A lasting base is comprised of creamy Mysore sandalwood, powdery orris, and hint of exotic styrax.

"SYNTAX - Rule the world."

Eau de asshole

Eau J'ai Simpson -- It'll take your breath away.

Minces to his own drum is the best turn of phrase ever.

Eau Shit the fragrance you experience when the condom breaks.

Nan Michigan Womyn's official Fragrance---"Au Naturel" It comes in vulva shaped bottle made from 80% recycled glass. What does it smell like? The bottle is empty. Au Naturel fragrance is a statement of rebellion against the patriarchal establishments shaming of womyn's natural body smells. We womyn need no fragrances! That's why our fragrance has no fragrance inside the vulva shaped bottle! On the bottle it says "love yourself as you are, Au Naturel" Fragrances are evil capitalistic money makers for the patriarchy. They body odor shame womyn! Fragrances VIOLATE BOUNDARIES!

The only fragrance allowed at Michfest is Au Natural i'm telling you now so I don't have to tell you later. It can be purchased in the womyns body odor acceptance tent. Please systyrs, many womyn who will be attending Michfest are deathly allergic to fragrances, last year an attendee named Venus Moonqueef had to be taken out on a stretcher after her fibromyalgia was triggered by someones overpowering boundary violating fragrance. If you feel the need to wear any fragrance other than Au Naturel please report to the womyns body odor acceptance tent ASAP to rid yourself of the body odor shame that the patriarchy brainwashed you into having.

Creme de queef--Cheryl's pussy

Base notes--rotting corpse, feces, Middle notes--sulfur, ammonia, bleach top notes--feta cheese, deli ham that's been sitting in the refrigerator for 3 weeks, rotting used tampons

LMAO @ R256

Elder Spice.

Devil's Dingleberries

PENETRATION sounds wonderful, R244.

Bitter(With undertones of whore)

Puttanesca, by Cheryl

Whatever it's called, it should smell like Giorgio (1981) which perfume enthusiasts often describe as 'crass'.

Le Troll - all purpose scented hair conditioner, body lotion and lube, in glass jars with metal lids bought from the same supplier to Dukes Mayonnaise. The label should be a variation of Duke elegant affair. It should actually be a pretty good product based on natural ingredients and it should be a bit pricey. Not lux pricey but still, you think about it before buying it.

I have a few, all by Beth Jarrett

Buck! By Beth Jarrett - Bottle in the shape of a muscular male- 18 or 19.

La Eau De Bucky by Beth Jarrett- same bottle as above

Anymore by Beth Jarrett (As in I don't know what anyone wants from me anymore!)

Clean Break by Beth Jarrett- In the shape of a plate with a break down the center- smells of cinnamon (french toast) and other scents

Lake Forest by Beth Jarrett- smells of pine trees, benzoin, snow (as in cold and ICEY) with a touch of musk

ALDI - Smells of 72% lean ground beef, expired produce, and desperation.

you're terrible!

Fresh sturgeon.

There's only one fragrance for this place. DIRT by Demeter.

[bold]Trôle de Russie[/bold]

Top notes: Cheez Whiz, Mountain Dew, and a Cathy Mitchell chocolate-chip dump cake

Heart notes: Fake YSL Opium sold out of the trunk of a 1983 Yugo; a crushed OxyContin 80 melting on tinfoil

Base notes: Vodka, vomit, and cynicism

#MoiAussi

r271, you omitted the chyphre of krokadil as a base note in Trôle de Russie.

[bold]PMBT de John[/bold]

Top notes: Bergamot, neroli, and a plodding but earnest attempt at naivete

Heart notes: Clove, geranium, and a tendency toward obsessive fixations

Base notes: Civet, castoreum, and festering viscera