I used to jackoff to Saved By The Bell and Simon & Simon Reruns

A local station would air high school and college wrestling Saturday mornings. That was my jackoff material when I was 12. This was 1995 and I didn't get internet access until 3 years later. I remember visiting my first gay site in my teen years and seeing rimming for the first time. I was like "Oh, we do that? Cool." Anyone remember Gaypost?

I used to stay up late watching Sundance Channel and IFC (back when they actually played indies) searching for gay movies. It was a lot of Araki movies and foreign films, but it did the trick.

Club International magazines that i stole from my brother (they had men in some of the scenes).

The gay section of Penthouse Forum that I stole from my brother (I can recite the stories from memory, including the typos).

Jonathan Frakes in the scene where he has this bathrobe thing on and Dr. Crusher is sort of running her fingers through his chest hair while closing a wound he got. (And Jonathan Frakes in general... all the time).

I'd go to the 7-11 style convenience store by my house, and one day when I was looking at the porn, I asked the guy if he "had any more stuff than this" and he said "sure, come around to the other side"... which turned out to be ALL gay. In the middle of my sleepy little suburb, there was this massive cache of gay porn on VHS! I was so embarrassed but he just said "It's 2 for $20" or something, with literally no judgement. So, I found something with hairy guys and something with jocks, and that tided me over for a while. I used to go back there and then he knew me and would be like "sure - come back" - lol. One day I asked him, is this stuff popular around here, and he said, "oh yes, very - all the time, men come in for this." I can't even believe how many married dads in my town going there for gay porn... no wonder people used to have hot sex in video stores. That was an era I missed out on.

I used to scour local bookstores to find the very rare gay themed book. Keeping in mind that we were living in a tiny expat colony in Africa, with just two bookstores that imported books from abroad, I am amazed at how many books I did manage to find there. But I would also buy books on trips back home, and then hide them from my parents in the luggage to take back. Most of my luggage allowance was taken up with books, so it was basically hiding them in plain sight. Then I would hide them under my mattress.

When I was 11, I tried to convince my grandmother to buy Playgirl for me from Walden Books at the mall. LOL.

I told her that it was to play a prank on another kid. Don't think she bought my story and she didn't buy me the mag either.

In OP's pic John Hillerman can't take his eyes off Gerald McRaney's ass. While Tom Selleck's gaze is fixed on Jameson Parker. Creepy fun!

OP, did you jack off to Simon or Simon? Or was it you in a double-team scenario?

Jameson Parker had a SMOKING HOT Body

[quote]Jonathan Frakes in the scene where he has this bathrobe thing on and Dr. Crusher is sort of running her fingers through his chest hair while closing a wound he got. (And Jonathan Frakes in general... all the time).

Here here. Frakes is partially responsible for my sexual awakening. I would record Star Trek TNG episodes all the time and pause the tape whenever he was profile to the camera because not only was his ass great, but he always had a tent going on in the front of his Starfleet uniform.

R6 - It was 99% of the time to James Parker, but Major Dad was alright back then, too. Gotta take what you get, ya know?

This is for you, OP.

Oh wow I hadn't thought about Jameson Parker in ages, so I wondered what he looked like now. Funny I have an easier time with getting old than I do with my crushes getting old.

Oh, man. I caught an episode of "Riptide" which I haven't seen since I was in 4th grade on one of those retro channels. And then last week they were running the old "Tarzan" show with Ron Ely.

My head almost exploded.

Riptide was the bomb! Joe Penny was so hot!

Did Joe Penny ever come out?

Wrestling

[quote]When I was 11, I tried to convince my grandmother to buy Playgirl for me from Walden Books at the mall. LOL.

When I was 11 I was stealing Playgirl from Walden Books. I remember the incredible rush I'd get walking out with it under my arm or in the sleeve of my jacket, knowing that if they nabbed me I'd not only be in trouble for shoplifting, but my entire life would be over once my 'secret' was revealed. Then of course another rush once I got it home & could jerk off to it.

Oh, and I too shot many a load to AC Slater and Zack Morris. I still find them hot as hell.

It was funny how MPG was the puny one on the original SBTB show, but when they did THE COLLEGE YEARS, Mario was the puny one. Gosselaar got huge by the time they did TCY.

Me I just took a train to Grand Central, strolled over to Times Square and bought gay porn. They sold it to me no problem. Plus there was gay porn VHS in the 80s. Where the fuck did you guys live? Missouri?

Yeah - they really used to gay it up - particularly the blond

Ron Ely for r12.

MIke Henry as Tarzan was outrageous.

I found a stash of Playgirls out front of a house a couple of streets over when I was about 15 or 16. I was alone, and swiftly grabbed them and snuck them in the house. Still, my mother found them and asked why and how I got them. Like the poster upthread, I gave a lame story which she probably didn't believe, prompting me to find a much better hiding spot...The following year, on a vacation across country, outside LA, I roamed a nearby large bookstore, alone, with vacation pocket money. I found two or three gay mags I wanted, convinced myself that I was miles from home and that the tall, mousy clerk probably wouldn't know my CA relatives or my parents back home. She wasn't mousy. She blustered and bellowed and queried just how old was I? I shamefully said 17, and she said I was too young, and I slithered shamefully out of the store.

But, to the point of this thread: wrestling, Select, any show that seemed to have the potential for a hot shirtless guy. One summer I was in heaven over a very short-lived show called "Code Red" or "Code R" or something that had that actor from Karate Kid/Cagney & Lacey.

R23: Martin Kove from Cagney & Lacey.

He had a great ass and his balls looked quite suckable.

The video at the link shows him full frontal. It is a crazy scene.

From the vid ^:

Holly is a cook in that vid.

kook kookie

Not Saved By The Bell, but overlapping for about a year, California Dreams especially for Michael Cade

We weren't doing anything, honest.

Surprised nobody has mentioned Ken Wahl in Wiseguy yet, or even Fred Dryer in Hunter.

Hunter.

Dryer in Hunter had bulge for days.

Fred Dryer's elderly beefcake phase.

What is his workout?

Simon with a stache.

For me, it was Starsky and Hutch. Paul Michael Glaser was the dark-haired furry one, and David Soul was the blonde smooth one, which gave me a choice of jack-off fantasies. And the bulges! The bulges!

Oooh, R35, Paul Michael Glaser was HOT! I'm too young to have ever seen S&H, but know the name of course. Sticking to our 80s and 90s j/o tv celebrity friends, anyone else get it off to handsome Ken Olin of Thirtysomething?

I really wish contemporary actors would show bulges the way these 70s and 80s guys did. Jon Hamm is the only one maintaining this proud tradition of unapologetic bulge display.

I'm with r15 WWF wrestling was everything a gay kid could want in the 90's. You got sexual gratification from the sweaty, buff guys writhing around in speedos, and you got your LIFE from the campy Divas. I can't believe it was legal.

[quote]I gave a lame story which she probably didn't believe

I'm curious what excuse you gave, 23?

Between Taxi and Who's The Boss?, Tony Danza was a delight for any gayling fascinated with taut, muscular grown man butt encased in so-tight-they're-obscene jeans, as I was.

Speaking of Ken Wahl, I remember being awestruck by this racy scene from Wiseguy when I was a kid...

Greg Evigan in My Two Dads really pumped my 'nads

The white guy with the yellow skin

R42 - You should have been around for his seventies series BJ and the Bear, in which he played a trucker who traveled with a chimpanzee and cavorted with DL sensation Judy Landers.

Oh, I'm very familiar with Blow Job & The Bear. He was hot in that one too.

BJ.

[quote]Me I just took a train to Grand Central, strolled over to Times Square and bought gay porn. They sold it to me no problem. Plus there was gay porn VHS in the 80s. Where the fuck did you guys live? Missouri?

There's that gross, ignorant NYC-centric attitude again. I see it here often. YES, some of us were born & raised in Missouri. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone lives in fucking Manhattan! Pull your head out of your ass.

Steve Burton in Out of this World. I'd race home from school everyday for my appointment!

I also recorded and kept a tape of a male stripper segment from Donahue. Might have been Geraldo. It was well worn.

10:09.

You're welcome, fellow eldergays.

I played sick to watch Ryan Phillippe on One Life To Live.

when atm cards became more easy to use like credit cards... I'd order 'things' but lacking proper id, it was mostly queer films (like wildreeds, a lot of french and quebecois films) with scenes and eye candy magazines. Although I was able to get OG magazine - asian homoerotic (mostly solo) porn - still scarred by a guy masturbating with a pomegranate.. although intrigued by the photoset of two dudes in mawashi (but lean rather sumo wrestler builds) doing some erotic dance involving an orange or a ball but without touching, the ball simply between them.

and there was the international male/undergear catalogs... oh, and one of the local shops had a 'leather' store for *cough* ranchers... but their ads was like a leather cowboy fantasy -- chaps and denim so tight you didn't have to use much imagination.

R50 wins for originality with the Asian porn.

R49, that was stupendous. I used to get hard watching the opening credits of Trapper John even before Gonzo stepped out of the shower, but I never saw the pilot with the original scene.

The casual, confident nudity and brazen flirting would have done me in as an adolescent.

Bump

R39, I think it was similar to the one the other poster gave, or I might have said that I got them for her, even. Maybe some adolescent version of "I was interested in the articles," which certainly wasn't very swift of me either.

FORGOT about how I used to lust for Glaser from Starsky/Hutch every Wednesday night.

I used to jackoff to Erik Estrada in Chips as well as both Schneider and Wopat on Dukes of Hazzard. God did those hunks fill out those damn jeans!!!

Hi boys.

For a 68yo Jameson Parker doesn't look so bad.....lose the mustache and I would take my childhood crush around the world in a night. Why not?

for [R55] I agree

and [R55]

camel toe (moose knuckle?) for days on the Dukes of Hazard [R55]

Like many of you I resorted to "emancipating" Playgirl magazines form Waldenbooks, B.Daltons and local grocery stores throughout my early adolescence. My biggest haul was at some second hand store that had stacks of old Playgirls and Playboys behind the counter. I waited until the owner left the building to help a customer and managed to stuff around 30-40 mags down my pants and inside my coat before running out the back door. Exhilarating! The only time I almost got caught was trying to sneak out with the issue with the photo of the guy I've included. When I took one look at him there was NO WAY it wasn't coming home with me and no suspicious, bitchy old checker was gonna stop me!

Now....what to do with all this purloined porn?

Right now, (unless they've been discovered over the past 20 years) under the attic floorboards and hidden basement recesses of my childhood home are enough back issues of Playgirl to fill the bed of my truck!

There may still even be some torn out centerfolds placed between the pages of dusty old back issues of American Quilter magazine stored at the Monmouth,OR public library.

I was a lucky gayling.

During a 2-3 year period, the postman accidentally delivered more than one of the neighbor lady's "Playgirls" to our home and I happened to get the mail those days. I was smart enough to know what was inside due to the black plastic wrap. And lucky me! I got both of Steve Rally's issues! (His original layout and Man of the Year issue.)

Yes, yes, guilty of mail theft. ... But I rationalized that it was simply meant to be ... and God works in mysterious ways!

If I had a fresh load of gay porn mags, I would skip school and go to the forest around the quarry and whack off multiple times. I wrapped up porn mags in plastic and hid them in tree holes.

And I meant to add in R62 --- That on TV, it was Don Diamont from "The Young & the Restless" in his famous Speedo-clad scenes each summer at The Abbott Family pool.

I remember how I stole an issue of Playgirl from Rite Aid Pharmacy as a kid. I took it apart slowly, and would stuff a few pages down my shorts at a time. Eventually I had a complete mag, although not in mint condition. I hid it behind a bunch of other mags, and no one found it. It was the Chris Atkins issue. I think I was around 13.

William Katt in Greatest American Hero

Simon McCorkindale

That was one "Manimal" I wanted to get mauled by!

I would get an amazing discussing feeling in the pit of my stomach when I'd go to Times Square for porn. I might stop in the downstairs super cruisy mensroom off the waiting room. First time I discovered that I also discovered that men could have humongous dongs.

I remember when I was 18 or 19 and had the courage to go to a peep show. I came buckets. I saw that now infamous scene of the stallion hung black man at the glory hole with the white boy chocking on it.

NSFW

distressing

When Ponch had to teach dancing lessons undercover or something in 1982 on "ChiPs", I thought I would never stop cumming to the scenes of him SHIRTLESS in super-tight black satiny pants while dancing... Erik Estrada was UNBELIEVABLY HOT!!!

Dialogue from Will and Grace

Jack: Is it Greg Evigan, from TV's B.J. and the Bear and, after a brief hiatus, My Two Dads?

Will: You know, I never realized how gay those shows sounded. It's a wonder he didn't follow them up with a show called "Hey Faggot!"

[quote] And lucky me! I got both of Steve Rally's issues! (His original layout and Man of the Year issue.)

Never warmed to Steve Rally's permed and mustachioed look but DAMN that cock and body!

Brandon Court shoulda been MOTY 1985

Just an FYI - some of us LIKE staches!

I was stationed on a Navy SEAL base and would rush to the barracks after work to go and beat off after spending a day helping the SEALS walk around in those tight t-shirts and shorts and wetsuits.

R72 I didn't care for much for his hairdo either, but I didn't mind the 'stache, and it prepared me for my first boyfriend ... Plus to a kid staring at a cock like this, it didn't really matter... lol!

I've taken to bed as nobody mentioned me.

Simon & Schuster always got me hard.

James Naughton, Kelli O'Hara's father-in-law, used to give me raging boners when I'd catch Planet of the Apes in syndication in the late 80s/early 90s. And he also starred in a bunch of forgettable 80s tv movies and had minor roles in b-movies like Stephen King's Cats Eyes and often took his shirt off in those films. He was SUCH a sexy young-Daddy in the 80s and early 90s. Wish there were more pics and vids from those otherwise forgettable projects.

Naughton was like the modern TV version of George Brent - always a sturdy shoulder for the leading lady to cry on. But way hotter than Brent was.

[quote]Simon McCorkindale That was one "Manimal" I wanted to get mauled by!

I always thought Simon Mccorkindale had the kind of masculine look that always comes equipped with a thick cock. In my experience,men who look like him always have incredible girth and density as well as luxuriant pubic hair.

This episode of WKRP.

R61, great story. I live 20 minutes from Monmouth. Are you still in the area or did you move away? I'll bet old ladies were frightened to find those in the quilting mags.

Mine was Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap (and yes, I'd still hit it). Funny enough, I stole a few Playgirls back in the day too, and the first one was the one he appeared in in 1995 or so. I didn't realize celebrities did non-nude pictorials and thought he was going to be naked, and I had to have it. The lack of nudes of him was disappointing, but luckily there was other good stuff in there...

But yeah, his chest always did it for me. A few years ago I rewatched the circus episode, and given the lingering shots of his ass in those tights--and the bulge in one profile shot--the producers rightly knew what they were showing off.

[quote]The lack of nudes of him was disappointing, but luckily there was other good stuff in there...

Didn't Ken Ryker do a spread in that issue?

[quote]I'll bet old ladies were frightened to find those in the quilting mags.

And I'm pretty sure this is the centerfold they'd find!

I live in Portland now...I moved away from Monmouth 20 years ago after h.s.

r4, you are awesome. Please tell me you have your own small fortune already. Thats what you call balls.

I still remember the wardrobe choices from this episode of Charles In Charge. Too bad Scott Baio turned into (or always was?) a complete right-wing loon.

Battle of the Network Stars.

Jim Palmer's Jockey ads.

Loved locker room scenes - Backdraft, Tango and Cash, etc.

Gil Gerard aka Buck Rogers

Erik Hexum

Where might one find that video, R68?

I shot a load to several episodes of HBO's The Hitchhiker. And the Hitchhiker himself helped to produce a lot of the pre-cum moments.

Page Fletcher resembled 90's gay porn star, Jake Taylor.

Any movie on cable TV that had a shirtless Steve Guttenberg (Cocoon, The Bedroom Window, the Police Academy series).

Thanks Steve!

Richard Gere's intense groaning as he's shooting his load up Debra Winger's snatch in 'An Officer & a Gentleman'. I shot my young teen load simultaneously, wishing I was her character.

Steven Bauer in 'Thief of Hearts'.

THIS scene.

R3 which country did you grow up in?

Sorry, Steven Bauer will forever be the dork on "Que Pasa, USA."

[quote] Sorry, Steven Bauer will forever be the dork on "Que Pasa, USA."

No, that was Rocky Echevarria who underwent a metamorphosis into Steven Bauer.

R56 who are those men?

This is for you OP. I find the man on the right very handsome.

R99, that's Douglas Edwards and Walter Cronkite in a promotional shot for the hand-off of the CBS Evening News in 1962.

[quote]I shot a load to several episodes of HBO's The Hitchhiker.

Oh yes. Page Fletcher in those extremely tight jeans was sex on two legs. I often only watched just to see him in the wraparound scenes.

James Naughton is the older brother of bubble butted David Naughton from An American Werewolf in London

Am I the only one who jerked off to Steven Bauer on ¿Qué Pasa USA?

Since I was watching it in Spanish class, I'll say I did not.

Everything on HBO after 10:30pm.

Especially if TV Guide denoted it as having Strong Sexual Content.

Many of the guys who are on American Ninja Warrior right now.

[quote]Many of the guys who are on American Ninja Warrior right now.

R107 doesn't get the purpose of this thread...

R91 I'm not R68, but you can find the video here:

Rob Estes in 'Silk Stalkings' anyone? (God, we were SO unsophisticated in the early 90s)

The old western Laramie had the requisite two hunks, blond sensitive Ranch Owner Slim (John Smith) and hot headed brunette Jess (Robert Fuller). They SHARED a bedroom, together adopted a little boy and had an Aunt Harriet character played by Spring Byington to make sure no hanky panky went on. Both men had great chests and usually Jess would be kidnapped and Slim would have to ride to his rescue. There was one scene where Slim taught Jess how to swim, pushed him the water then realized he couldn't swim and he held him in his arms after pulling him out of the water. This was the late 50's! Those writers definitely got it.

Was Laramie shown in syndication in the 80s or 90s?

Laramie is rerun on cable today and I've DVRd every episode. It truly was the Brokeback Mountain of its time because Slim and Jess were clearly in love with one another from episode one. Robert Fuller's ass in those tight pants and John Smith's ever-present VPL in equally tight pants are enough reason to watch.

I concur R110. Ever notice how Rob was clearly going commando in various episodes? Those thin dress slacks would sometimes clearly display his junk.

I always found Rob Estes to be sexless and charmless. But Silk Stalkings used to have a lot of hunky male guest stars on it, particularly Pete Koch.

R115, I think I would as an adult, but as a pre-teen, the sight of Estes in his silk boxers (LOL) did things for me.

I wanted "Jarod" to be my furry daddy.

Michael T. Weiss in "The Pretender" (1996-2000).

Good one, r117!!!

Rob Lowe - Youngblood

Jarod (R117) in the tub.

What is Weiss up to nowadays? Is he out yet?

Thanks, R109. I'm in absolute awe of that man's BBC. He could be the ruler of the world with that thing (at least my world).

Even as a kid I knew this show as stupid, but, damn, Tim Daly and Steven Weber were sexy. They both still look great for their ages now, too.

Agreed, R123. Their good looks and brotherly relationship was the only thing that kept it going beyond season 1.

Well, the oddball old lady was kinda fun, but, GOD, what awful writing. But, anyway, Tim & Steven's shirtless scenes were always fun. And then Steven had gay sex in 'Jeffrey' and Tim stripped down in 'Dr. Jekyl & Miss Hyde' - both of which I rented from Blockbuster and then..."lost".

Tyne Daly's bro...

R121 You can find headshots of Weiss at his IMDb page that he had done in 2014 (though some of them were put up in 2016). But here is a candid shot of him from just four months ago during hair/makeup for a little film he was doing in NYC called "Sunset Park." According to the stylist, they were on location at Bootleg Bar in Brooklyn.

Jens Peter in Wild Orchid. My gonads exploded.

Probably the most beautiful person at the time

Who is that, R129?

r125, I busted many a nut to Steven Weber's BJ scene in Single White Female!

Of course, I had to quickly turn the video off before he's nailed in the head by Jennifer Jason Leigh's shoe.

Gotta get me some Screech.

As I recall, she plants a stilleto heel into his eye socket, r131, just as he realizes that it is not his girlfriend but her - and ejaculates at the same time.

What a money shot.

Nah, 133, it happens a couple of minutes after the sex scene/ejaculation - otherwise, it would not be j/o material (for me, at least!)

R130 Jens Peter. The only video scene i know is R128

Jens Peter in Wild Orchid did it for me too. He looked under hung in those speedos, and didn't have much ass, but boy was he HOT.

Bruce Dern in "Coming Home." Please do not judge me.

R131 - looks like THIS might be the scene you're referring to. Popped up when I searched Steven Weber + BJ. LOL.

Robert Conrad tied up and shirtless on Wild Wild West. Classic.

If we've branched out to movies, I remember seeing the cheesy 1987 flick "Hunk" on cable when I was 10 and being fascinated by smoking hot John Allen Nelson even then. And the moment when the geek undergoes his transformation to become Nelson the "hunk" and his bulge grows...yeah. and then Nelson started running around in tiny black briefs...yeah.

Repeats of LARAMIE. As others have mentioned, often, here.

Lol R140, believe it or not I have HUNK on VHS. JAN is smoking hot in it.

R142, Heh. I don't blame you for holding on to it. Now, if you still have a VCR to play it on, I'm really impressed!

I do!

Shoplifting Playgirls seems to be a rite of passage among gay boys of the pre-internet era. I did it, and I know so many guys of my generation who also did it.

I taped School Ties off of HBO with the naked shower scene that had Brendan Fraser, Matt Damon and Jerry O'Connell, and also Calendar Girl with Jason Priestly's nude scene. When nobody was home, I'd pop those tapes in the VCR and take care of business. I would also set the VCR to record those soft-core porn movies on Skinemax overnight. Some of them had male nudity.

It's all so quaint to look back on that now, with every kind of porn on the internet, all of it available anytime you want it. But back then we had to take whatever we could get.

[quote]Gil Gerard aka Buck Rogers

I loved me some beedy beedy Buck as a kid too. I've been searching for a guy like Buck Rogers/Gil Gerard my whole life and believe me.......the combination of handsome , hairy , well-built and sweet is NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE to come by.

It just breaks my heart to have to post this recent pic:

Steve Guttenberg was the first guy that I remember who's body was completely diametric to how he looked in clothes. A nerd with a jock body.

R147 - Yes! God, he was so hot in Cocoon, with his short shorts and big bulge. Then when he took his shirt off and got in the pool - yum!

Robert Urich in "Vegas" was the hottest man on TV.

And Fred Dryer in "Hunter"

My tastes have never been refined.

Others pined for Duke boys, while my eyes were set on a hairy Syrian in a sailor cap.

Speaking of Tumblr, can someone start a thread on Favorite Tumblr Porn sites?

Anyone can start a new thread, This is not the DL of old. The fucking prompt is at the bottom left of the screen.

Everyone jacked off to Simon & Simon, OP.

Saved By the Bell is a little weird but to each his own.

I don't think it's weird at all. Mario Lopez and the blonde guy were hot.

God, things were desperate back then. I recall j/o to Will Smith in a skintight sunflower costume on Fresh Prince.

Yet another thread asking about what got you off as a minor.

I guess one way to mask your pedophilia is to mask it in feel good nostalgia.

Creepy as shit.

Only one mention of Robert Conrad in The Wild Wild West?

I also stole Playgirls, in abundance.

I hope you didn't jack off to Screech, OP.

Home from work today and watched Laramie on GRIT and Robert Fuller and his arse were on full display, One scene had him laying on a bed in a motel, slightly on his side where you could just imagine entering him that way. s

R38 took me back to my crush on Stone Cold Steve Austin.

I got my first VCR when I was 14, and I captured lots of great scenes...some I used as j/o material for years...

The Simon & Simon episode at a nudist colony

The Dukes of Hazzard where they went skinny dipping and then had their clothes stolen

Sadly, we didn't have cable.

You jacked off to dukes of hazard with a vcr??? They had porn on vhs, you know.

Where was I supposed to find porn on VHS when I was 14? We were so far out in the country we couldn't even get cable. It's not like there were gay porn shops around the corner.