Alex Pettyfer takes the hottest sluttiest selfies on his Instagram

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He's still a bag of shit.

Really OP? You are desperate to get people to care about him. "Hottest sluttiest selfie" my ass. It's a very, normal tame picture.

Do you ever wonder whether people like Pettyfer regret that they were such total douches and ruined their otherwise promising careers?

I mean, people like Taylor Kitsch had major bombs which torpedoed their careers. But Pettyfer was just an ass in interviews and while filming the few movies willing to hire him. While it's not Shakespeare, many actors do commercial movies like the superhero stuff, then do more serious Oscar-bait movies for credibility - think Jennifer Lawrence (whether you think she's any good or not).

He could have had commercial success like any of the Chrises - Hemsworth, Evans, Pine, or Pratt. Instead, he's posting bland pix of himself - most likely advertising for a sugar daddy.

What a career he very briefly had!

He must be catnip to people who have a mole fetish.

Yes r4, that's a lookbook. Not an Instagram.

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He looks rough and not in a pleasant way

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doesn't he have "thank you" tatooed right above his cock "in case he forgets to say it" after a blow job?

R8 you seem to have forgotten where you are posting. Pettyfer can be considered "hot", so who cares if he beat her or disemboweled her. When you're hot, you're not accountable for anything.

[quote] He must be catnip to people who have a mole fetish.

Good. He needs to give Sam Heughan a little competition for the mole lovers' attention.

Gurl, he has nothing left but to start selling that hole

So many moles. They look cancerous! have them checked!

Is the poor guy on assistance? Looks like it.

Don't like the beard at all. Looks much better clean shaven.

Hate the beard

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He's shit poor Diana she is beautiful

Who is this and why should I care?

He is no one and you do not need to care R21.

He really needs to keep that beard. The photo at R19 is sooo 'mutherfukin' hot.

He revealed that he has a cut cock, so that is a bonus.

That is not the apartment of a well-to-do Hollywood himbo!

Doesn't he come from a wealthy family? Why does he live in a rat nest of am apartment?

He needs to shave that beard so he doesn't look like a dirty bum who's homeless.

[quote]He needs to shave that beard so he doesn't look like a dirty bum who's homeless.

Yeah...I'm pretty sure he doesn't care but appreciates your concern, grandpa.

He looks 40 and doesn't bathe often.

And you know how we feel about that. Especially looking 40.

He looks like the kind of guy who likes to skip deodorant and sniff his own pits to get off while jerking or getting a blow job. (Not passing judgment on that. It's perfectly fine if that's what gets you off; just making an observation.)

But since he is circumcised he is presumably cleaner down below than the average Brit.

So trashy... So hot

I've yet to see slutty selfies. You fail, OP.

Hate the beard

Those birthmarks ruin it for me. Disgusting

It's sad to think that being a cut Brit is his greatest claim to fame at this point.

mole mole mole sauce

More mokes: Pettyfer or Matt Damon?

[quote]He's an awful person he used to beat Diana agron

Or did he? Those rumors were always suspicious. Glee people had weird fans and it was easy to blame Pettyfer for everything. Granted I know nothing of what really happened and judging by his other problems Pettyfer is a hothead and possibly a narcissist. But still the accusations of him being violent towards Agron seemed at least partly like fanfic that came from her teen female fanbase or from Agron's team. It could've been true but now when I googled the only concrete thing I found was Agron hiding in a hotel after their breakup since she felt threatened by him after he'd accused her of cheating him with Sebastian Stan. Did she ever claim he did anything violent?

he looks like he smells in a bad way, not a good way

Actually R40, smelling in a bad way IS the good way.

Nasty, R41. Smelling bad is never good.

Why would an actor get visible tattoos? Doesn't that impact one's employability? Sure they can try to cover them with makeup, but if you don't have the pull of a Brad PItt, that seems to me to be one check in the "NO" casting category.

[quote]It's sad to think that being a cut Brit is his greatest claim to fame at this point.

I think it makes him hot.

[quote] but if you don't have the pull of a Brad PItt, that seems to me to be one check in the "NO" casting category.

How do Pettyfer and Pitt differ including with respect to their appearance? Who's better looking in your opinion?

Bump.

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It's warm in Tuscany, so he needed to undo his shirt.

His imdb shows zero projects in the works, no one wants to hire this asshole. But at least it seems he can still afford a publicist, it seems odd to be how often he is pushed on this board.

Why would his publicist be on DL?

His publicist is Simon Halls.

I think he is one of the most handsome guys on the planet. Totally hot.

He used to be hot, but I think he's starting to catch up with his age.

He needs to go full-frontal in his next project.

[quote]He used to be hot, but I think he's starting to catch up with his age.

He's 26...

He's 26 but could pass for a guy in his late 30s

"Instead, he's posting bland pix of himself - most likely advertising for a sugar daddy."

Did someone say sugar daddy?

Yeah, he does look older than 26 sometimes.

More like 30.

I remember when he was 20 and looked almost 30.

Would lick his shitter.

Keep that beard, skip your bath, and head on over, Alex. I will knock you upside the head and fuck you in the ass.

Less talk, more pics.

He looks great here.

I want to see his cut British cock.

Alex Prettyfer

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He looks amazing at R66. Pity about the ugly beard.

Fuck yeah

I guess the pic at R66 shows he's in better shape than we thought.

Lose the beard and he'd be even hotter. But yeah, he still has a great body.

Christ that's not a beard, that's two-day growth, you sissymarys. He looks hot AF.

It's a beard and it is nasty. He's a hot guy except for the beard and tattoos.

The unmentioned thing about the pic at R66 is that he has a new movie coming up which is why he's working out. Who the hell hired him?

Well I didn't but I would.

I liked him in Magic Mike a lot. He might not be the greatest thespian out there but he's got presence and he's nice to look at. Hopefully he's learnt his lesson and is now a good boy on set. IMDb tells he was in Elvis & Nixon that came out in April and starred Kevin Spacey and Michael Shannon. One can hope he behaved so well that he got more work out of it.

He was hawt as fuck in "Magic Mike".

He's reminding me of that Sad Old Gay trying to make himself happen, Anthony.

The male Heigl.

[quote] He's reminding me of that Sad Old Gay trying to make himself happen, Anthony.

Anthony?

Bigger version of the new pic:

Honestly I'm a bit surprised that with all his apparent impulse control issues we haven't seen boner pics yet.

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Looks like he's showing a hint of pubes at R80.

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R80 = prettyfer

WLHS

Is he willing to do nudity in his next film?

He looks really hot. And I love the beard.

I hate the beard.

I don't have a strong opinion on the beard one way or another as long as he does nudity in his next film.

He shaved

[quote][R80] = prettyfer

Go to Twitter, and check out the latest photos. You might like what you see! :)

The treasure trail is pretty hot!

Alex looks better with blonde hair.

True, R94

I'm so glad he shaved the beard off.

I like him fine as a brunette.

I am nostalgic now for the age when I could be a sloth for a while then easily get back my washboard.

Kudos, young man!

Delon is his idol, apparently....

Just now

Not for one second, R14

Take it off!

He really fucked himself bad with those tattoos. Lens/Ryan-style fucked himself.

He looks great when he cleans up.

AWG alert! OP has terrible taste. There's nothing remarkable about this guy except his reportedly poor attitude

R103 you're blind.

Does he appeal to any particular DL trolls?

I am surprised the Yellow Skin Troll hasn't zeroed in on him.

He can clean up and look alright but what a shame. He personifies sexy bed head and compelling body odour.

[quote[] I am surprised the Yellow Skin Troll hasn't zeroed in on him.

Why?

[quote] I am surprised the Yellow Skin Troll hasn't zeroed in on him.

Why?

He's not a Brylcreem queen. Or shouldn't be.

He looks so much better without the beard.

Beard less:

Without facial hair.

Oh, no. This man needs facial hair. Forever.

[quote] I am surprised the Yellow Skin Troll hasn't zeroed in on him.

So why would the Yellow Skin Troll zero in on him?

Old pic. Looks good.

Old pic again but nice look.

R111 reminds me of Harry Hamlin

Alex has a very strong masculine jaw

[quote] I am surprised the Yellow Skin Troll hasn't zeroed in on him.

Does Pettyfer have yellow skin?

decidedly average

[quote]decidedly average

I wanna live where you live.

Alex is really handsome in "I Am Number Four", but I didn't like his look in "Endless Love" mainly because of the dark hair.

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Another guy covered in moles. I guess that's just a thing of mine but it's a major turnoff.

R124 = dr zizmore

LOL, I have better hair.

I've seen sluttier selfies.

Our fragrant hydrangea has jumped on the Taylor Swift hate train.

Oops, wrong thread.

[quote]I've seen sluttier selfies.

Well what do you expect when you mainly follow porn stars?

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breed me

That one looks a little blurry, R131.

More dirty.

Well, I like his slutty dancing here.

Here's the slutty dancing you want.

Nice, R136. He mentioned working late and that his "team" were. He has a team? And what does he do for work nowadays.

He craves the cock of Channing Tatum. Once you go tard you don't go back

He seems like the type to turn tricks on the side

He's too old for the baseball cap.

We need nude pics.

[quote]He's too old for the baseball cap.

Fail. If you look like him, it works.

New shirtless pic:

Already posted at r98

He looks like a southern christian fundamentalist male escort turning tricks with a down low republican senator that may or may not have AIDS and only goes for bareback

You're complaining about an extra shirtless picture of Alex Pettyfer, R144?

Too bad he's a jerk.

He's not a jerk in any pic.

He may not seem like a jerk in pics, but he's a jerk in real life.

R149 My fantasies do not require him being a nice guy. He did get thanx tattoo'd over his dick, so he does appreciate the action he gets.

He is not part of my real life, nor I of his, so JNGASP.

I should have specified that it's a BIGGER version of the pic at R98.

He doesn't look jerky in his sexy photos. Besides, Alex is known to support his gays.

True, R153.

Stephen Fry said he & Alex had a good relationship when they worked together.

I haven't read through this thread, but OP's selfie is so embarrassing I'm literally cringing.

How can you not picture his arm holding a cell phone pointed at himself...AS HE LOOKS AWAY LIKE HE'S JUST BEEN NATURALLY CAUGHT GAZING IN A PICTURESQUE MANNER!!!!

I'm so horrified!!

^Meaning Pettyfer's selfie, of course

Omg!!

Oh my

photoshop? I didn't imagine him being a "shower"

I think its really kind of ironic his "app" is called "Hypit."

Is that the outline of his cut British cock?

Yup.

Hopefully it's not photoshopped.

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Dirty boy.

He has the feet of a fat person. Weird.

I tried searching for the vpl pic at R158 with reverse image search until it turned out it was posted by a guy who took the image himself in a park two days ago. He's a regular at justadream but only with a bit over 140 posts (some of the guys have thousands of posts) so it's hard to say if he's telling the truth. Still, I'd like to believe. If that really is Alex's cock I'm surprised he's very rarely showing any bulge since he seems like a guy who'd flaunt it all the time. He doesn't have problems getting his shirt off but maybe he's shy about nether regions.

R158, are you the guy who posted it at justadream or did you just see it there?

No I saw it on Tumblr

R168, ok. Thanks for posting the pic anyway, it's very nice.

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He's riding around on a double decker tourist bus with his shirt off.

Today's slutty selfie

R170 performing public service work

Not slutty, just trashy.

you want trashy/?

Not so slutty

Not slutty.

i sent them to his mother.

Follow Orlando Bloom and Bieber's example, we want nudes.

Not slutty but cute nonetheless.

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Always good to see slutty photos of this circumcised Brit.

That horseface is a screen buster. Still, Alex handsome enough. PS: If you're going to appear in a dance flick (exotic or whatever), take some fucking dance lessons. He looked pretty, Pettyfer did, chewing the scenery in Magic Mike.

HCFMH

Not slutty.

Cute.

Younger Alex.

[quote]Yeah...I'm pretty sure he doesn't care but appreciates your concern, grandpa.

Oh, piss of. His beard scraggly, dirty, matted beard is disgusting, and that perception has nothing to do with someone's age. Also his tatts make him look like a low-level rent boy. But I guess you're into the "homeless hooker" look.

Alex Pettypurr

I want to see his cut British cock.

Cute pic. Pity about the awful, scraggly beard.

what kind of person can post a pic of himself everyday, from past and present, looking fab? Instagram wannabes to this sort of thing, but Alex is a working actor and pretty famous and successful, even if he is a career dip at the moment. Isn't it possible its his PR handling this account? I can see female stars like Taylor Swift being more hands on in a daily way, getting out the pics, but I don't see male stars being that dedicated or even interested. He doesn't come off to me as someone that desperate or in love with himself.

R191, I think it's a generational thing.

Most young stars today, male or female, have grown up with social media.

They consider it to be a key part of their public profile, and it wouldn't surprise me if Alex is the one doing the posting himself.

He's so pretty, too bad he's also a jerk.

I think he's matured over the past few years, but who knows.

I hope for him cause it nearly killed his career.

Pettyfer needs to get together with Miles Teller to make a movie that's pure eye candy and assholery.

And on the last day of filming, they both need to do the world a favor and plunge off a cliff, Thelma and Louise-style.

Miles Teller and eye candy

Does not compute

R1967 You posted just what I was thinking about Miles Teller. What a plain, pinched-face random looking guy. Next.

What R197 said. Miles Teller is eye diarrhea.

How about a graphic love story with DILF Jared Leto.

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What's the deal with handsome people that try with all their strength to look like shit?

Does he have the fabled "yellow skin"?

Trickster Alex.

[quote]random looking guy

What is "random looking"?

^^^ This:

Petit fours

Yes, the beard has to go. Someone with his chiseled jaw line has no business covering it up with a scraggly, smelly beard. It probably has fecal matter in it. They say most hipster beards do.

Disgusting.

He's off to Jamaica, hopefully we will get some slutty bathing suit photos soon.

[quote]They say most hipster beards do.

What is a "Hipster beard?" God, you type old. EVERYTHING has fecal matter on it.

[quote]He's off to Jamaica, hopefully we will get some slutty bathing suit photos soon.

Right?

Really, R211? You need me to splain it to you? Okay--scraggly, unkempt, un-groomed, unwashed, bushy and gross = hipster beard. Sometimes accompanied by a man-bun and hipster uniform of nerd glasses, flannel shirt, converse sneakers and a skateboard.

Not everyone with a bushy beard and a man bun is a hipster, nor do hipsters skateboard. Wow! Take a nap, gramps.

Is it wrong if i'm attracted to R212 ? Or only wrong on DL?

It's just plain wrong, R214.

What is this beard shit these days? It's almost as bad as tattooing.

[quote]Is it wrong if i'm attracted to [R212] ? Or only wrong on DL?

If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

BTW I think he's hot.

No, you don't think he's hot. Think with your brain, honey.

I saw five -- literally, five: I counted -- guys at WFM today with top knots, not necessarily with beards. As ever, whether they were attractive depended on whether they were attractive. Hair length and placement had nothing to do with it. The cutest guy had short hair -- not a baldy -- and no facial hair growth.

Remind me again how a thread about Alex Pettyfer's slutty selfies got derailed into a thread about manbuns?

He's wearing one in some of his pics, R220.

Meh, boring grey trucks

You see trucks, R222?

So does he have the fabled yellow skin?

In movies shot with the yellow filter, sure!

Does he actually, R225?

What's wrong about liking beards? Absolutely nothing. Some of you are starting to sound like teen girls who hate chest hair. Pettyfer looks great with a beard. I have a feeling people bitching about his beard only really liked him when he was in his teens.

Beards are disgusting, R227. Facial hair is disgusting.

My philosophy is

Get there before the hair

R228, have you ever grown a beard yourself?

No. Why would I? Beards are disgusting. Facial hair is disgusting. I don't want it on me and don't want it on any man to whom I'm attracted. I don't like facial hair on Henry Cavill, and I think he's one of the sexiest men ever. He's one of the few men with chest hair I like and that's because he had such succulent boobs that the hair doesn't detract.

R231, are you male?

What?

Of course I am, R232. I just don't like hirsute males. Is there anything wrong with that?

How are we supposed to see his bulge outline from that far away, R222?

R234, for some reason Pettyfer threads always bring out people who constantly bitch about beards. He obviously likes having one from time to time so I can't help but wonder what's the point of whining about it all the time. You can certainly whine about whatever you want. Just don't act surprised when people whine about your whining.

Pettyfer needs to post photos which reveal his cock outline.

Cute video.

Nice.

"Dude bro"?

Facial hair and body hair is sexy, unless you find 14 yo twink sexy.

[quote] Facial hair and body hair is sexy, unless you find 14 yo twink sexy.

You rang?

Could be sluttier

Bigger version of R243's photo:

Beards were fine before straight men ruined them for everyone. They use them as a phallic prosthetic I think. I'm still trying to work out why they've assimilated them from bears (of various sizes).

R245, you make it sound like beards are a new thing. There have always been men with beards, and most probably most of those men were straight.

These Jamaica pics seriously need more sluttiness

At least his body looks really good in that pic, R247.

Regardless of the level of sluttiness, you have to admit that the man gives good nipple.

R249, are you Chewy McNip?

I believe that there is room on DL for more than one man who appreciates fine male nipples R250.

True, R251. Just curious.

Hurray! Slutty selfie!

Not very slutty. Looks rather pensive actually.

Hot, but not dirty enough.

Old but shirtless.

Old but slutty.

As I said above, he needs to show us his cut British cock.

He is eating sparingly, don't see an ounce of fat on him.

Today

[quote]He is eating sparingly, don't see an ounce of fat on him.

Well he is a "hunky" actor whose career relies on how he looks. And he is getting in shape for a role as he mentioned in one post.

Nice, R260.

Slutty selfie with slutty friend

Off to Miami now for some slutty fun, I hope

Do you think Pettyfer is a fan of Kissyfur?

No R264.

Post more photos guys, and stop sitting there like a bump on a log!

Oh yeah

Ride that slut boat

Who is his friend in R267 and R267

R263 oops

Look at this vain, gorgeous slut

Fkin hot to death. Too bad he isn't family.

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Beautiful slut!

R231 is into kids. I'll be generous and say teenagers.

R271 I have family who've worked in the entertainment industry. All these actors are bi, and I do mean all.

Looks good in this family pic.

Cute.

People who like "Beach" as a favorite on Facebook. I'm looking at you Orlando Bloom, Derek Hough and Stephanie Seymour.

This thread is one of my favorites, not because of the pictures, but because of the poster(s) using the word slut wherever he / they can. Like "Ride that slut boat" in r267. Just so random out of nowhere. Made me laugh out loud (LOL).

His older brother's hot.

Oops, wrong thread.

Meh.

OP's pic does an injustice to Alex Pettyfer. It doesn't even look like him compared to the other pics.

Leaving... on a slut plane...

Nice head shot several years old.

Admiring the sunslut

He needs to present hole

Dancing again with guys this time.

Dear old slutty dad

Alex's father is hot, R289.

Slutbutt

Flat butt. Pity about the tattoos. I still like his face and wish he'd rid himself of the facial hair.

I wonder if Daddy Pettyfer also has a cut cock?

Fan poster.

Castro Clone Alex

Does he have BO? He looks like he might. It's the beard.

He has heavenly BO. Filthy, beautiful slut!

Jesus Christ Superstar, he is so HOT.

He should shave the beard.

I think he looks better without the beard.

Greetings from Amsterdam:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He's only in his 20's.

He should wait until at least his 30's before getting married.

I guess he needs something to do since his movie career isn't exactly on fire.

Looks good without facial hair.

Cute

Cute with adorable dog.

Would guzzle his jizz

He's overdue to show his cut British cock.

He's sucked a LOT of cock.

He hasn't taken a slutty selfie since his Jamaica trip.

Losing interest in this slut.

Gosford Slut

Moley moley moley moley!

Not a slutty selfie but rather a pic of when he was a beautiful young man and did not yet look trashy.

Not much action on this thread lately.

Awwwwwww

does he escort yet?

With dog.

Slutty new movie.

R315 I disagree. That blond do is a trashy don't. He was the trashiest prettyboy to come down the boardwalk in quite some time. Now as a man he is much less trashy looking.

Mind you, trashy pretty boy isn't a insult!

SO hot.

Is he the one who is hated by most everyone who's ever had to work with him?

just the one, in Hollywood, dear?

[quote] He craves the cock of Channing Tatum. Once you go tard you don't go back

I just saw this upthread and it made me laugh so hard I spit Coke Zero out of my mouth.

Wow, The Strange Ones has some mind-blowing visual effects!

The Slutty Strange Ones gets a bad review, but Pettyfer plays a sexually ambiguous character.

Nice.

Ewwwww to that photo of him in his underwear!!!

It's nice that he has a sense of humor about his being fired for his unprofessionalism.

I don't get a sense of humor for the real reason he got fired at all r331

He needs to go full frontal.

This guy is not attractive especially with all those moles. Who does he appeal to?

Beautiful arms.

Is this his job now?

Gratuitous selfies on Instagram are a symptom of narcissism and tremendous uncoolness. Embarrassing.

He does look smelly in a very good AND bad way (both good, actually), so I guess that's that.

Any bi rumors? Is there any reason whatsoever why we should be interested in him?

So what's the deal with Alex and Jules Horn? They are constantly on each others' Instagram stories.

Well, they MUST be gay R338. What else could it be!????

Alex is overdue for a full frontal.

They are ALWAYS together.

[quote] Alex is overdue for a full frontal.

In which case it better be in porn, r340. His career is Hollywood is OVER.

[quote] His career is Hollywood is OVER.

It already was.

Walking dog. Not slutty.

A point in his favor is that he isn't smegmatized like most Brit actors.

Lipsynching to Diana Ross in a cryotube.

How do you know he is SSS (sans stank sleeve), R345? Is he Jewish?

R344, is that a filtered pic?

I don't know, R348. Why do you ask?

Lipsyncing to Diana Ross?! Gay!

It looks too grainy for an unaltered pic.

R347, Alex revealed he was circumcised on Chelsea Handler's show.

Is he white?

THEY ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER!

"Alex revealed he was circumcised on Chelsea Handler's show."

Alex revealed on Chelsea Handler's show that he is circumcised.

That sounds better, doesn't it?

[quote]Walking dog. Not slutty.

I dunno r344, that dog looks kinda slutty to me.

Well if that's his new bf, he's hot

That guy he's with is gorgeous

Jules Horn is a top model

Alex went to see Bette in Dolly tonight. Don't know if Jules was his plus one.

If he's turning gay, he certainly is doing it according to the handbook.

[quote] Alex went to see Bette in Dolly tonight.

Bette Davis fucked Carol Channing and/or Barbra Streisand tonight?

Wow r361

I'm embarrassed for both of us.

He's doing it like no other bitch could! Live cunt anand do what you were meant to do!

Jules posted on his IG story a video of he and Alex listening to music at home together and Jules has his shirt off.

I really think they are a couple. That is why Alex posted the I'm Coming Out video.

Link please, R364.

didn't Alex get engaged to Dutch model Marloes Horst earlier this year?

It's on his story so you have to be using the app to see it

All for Alex?

R366 not engaged it they were still together as of a few months ago

Now Alex spends all his time with Jules

Et Jim?

Return of the slut

Return of the slut

His gaze in most recent photos is very 'stern'. Like he's trying too much to project an affected 'serious / hard' 'tough man' look. He needs to chill out & drop the act. He's a narcissistic pretty-boy actor who frequents the gym - not a real tough guy of his dreams.

I thought Alex was straight, but I'm all for him exploring his bisexual/gay side . . .

^ me too. I'd like to help.

He posted this. Does he see some commonality?

New slutty photo!

Beautiful, R376. Thanks.

Jules is so hot for Alex it isn't funny

Do any DL trolls fixate on him?

nice trail @ R376

RETURN OF THE SLUTTY SELFIE!

Thank Christ! It's been dry around here.

He could use a bit of face fat.

[quote] He could use a bit of face fat.

Why?

[quote]Do any DL trolls fixate on him?

Cut British Cock trolls.

He would make a good James Bond. Aestheticy at least.

[quote] Aestheticy

Is that a real word? If not, I like it nonetheless.

He has more moles than the the KGB.

“Mama! We caught a white slut!”

Reunion

Do they fuck each other in the butt, R390?

It would le be such a loss to humanity if they didn’t

New shirtless selfie:

Now THAT is a treasure trail, R393.

R393, Thalia for posting. He posted it several months ago but still nice to see again.

R393, Thanks for posting. He posted it several months ago but still nice to see again.

New slutty selfie.

New slutty selfie:

The bump bitch is back at it.

Alex shows his butt in his new film:

He has a new film?

R400 Looks very taut and symmetrical but I bet it also looks like a flat pancake from another, less flattering angle.

R400 WGAS?

[quote]Alex shows his butt in his new film:

Thanks, R400.

Wish they'd chosen brighter lighting though.

New shirtless

still purdy

To whom does he appeal on DL? He seems like a total asshole.

People who appreciate his near-nakedness, r407. There's not much else to be said for him.

um, anyone who likes male beauty maybe?

[quote] um, anyone who likes male beauty maybe?

He doesn’t look beautiful to me. Rather scraggly and dirty looking.

^ so quit wasting your time in the thread

He is goals.

I'd still like to look at his cut (apparently) dong.

He is BAE.

[quote]I'd still like to look at his cut (apparently) dong.

Me too.

He told Chelsea Handler he is cut, so it's time for us to see his cut British dick.

Sexy.

known as one of the biggest divas in the business....people dont want to work with him.

king of doosh.

Alex Pettyfer is the glam of them all.

Channing Tatum wouldnt let him be in the sequel to Magic Mike he was so prissy demanding on the first. Rumor has it they almost came to blows. No love lost between those two...

New shirtless pic.

Great pecs.

Another new shirtless pic.

He's still good looking but aging fast!

^ I'll have some. Now.

New shirtless pic.

He has resting bitch face. I would still fuck it.

Beautiful filthy slut

Filthy trashy slut

Alex Pettyfer is mutilated tattooed trash.

Reunited with bae.

Why is he in Miami? Isn't he English?

Hot!

R431, are you of the opinion that the British do not or should not visit Miami?

They don't tan well, that's why R433

[quote]Why is he in Miami?

To dance the samba til morning, then lie on the beach, Rose.

Well, R434, he looks much better tanned than the other guy at R430. Why so too think that is?

In an upcoming movie with Jennifer Morrison

R435, does he have beach friends?

How does he tan so well for a Brit?

[quote]In an upcoming movie with Jennifer Morrison

Does Alex have any nudity in this new movie?

He showed his ass in The Strange Ones

Nice ass at R441, but I wish they hadn't shot it so dark.

Their knees and feet are touching. They fucking.

Partial hairy chest

He’s back on the Slut boat.

Who would be obsessed with theAlex?

They fucking

Is that a question, R447, or did you miss “are”.

Is that a question, R447, or did you miss “are”?

[quote]Alex Pettyfer is mutilated tattooed trash.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

What do you all think? Does Alex Pettyfer enjoy the smell of his armpit?

Who wouldn't?

More sluttiness

Beautiful torso at R453.

I seriously have NEVER heard that name nor seen that face before. Who the FUCK is Alex Pettyfer ????????

R455's google is broken. Poor r455.

Is there any gay stuff on him?

r457, yes, in the "Gossip no one will say out loud" thread

BFFs.

70s porn stache.

With a slutimundi

luv it @ R359

Slut's back at it again

He plays a gay pedo in The Strange Ones which I watched last week. Good thriller. And he gets his ass out.

Pic from R462 taken by Jules Horn.

Yes. Yes, I would.

Even unshowered and rolled straight out of bed.

Is this slutty?

New shirtless pic.

Unbuttoned shirt

r467

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Slutty?

Slutty?

Black and white shirtless

He deleted all his old slutty selfies!

Why, R473?

When did he do this?

I don’t know why, R474, but he did it last week.

If he wants to revive people's interest, he needs to go full frontal.

The slutty selfies aren't enough.

Let there be dong, Alex.

[quote] If he wants to revive people's interest, he needs to go full frontal.

And not be a prick.