Keegan Whicker

...,,

Keegan, hon, you look like a big sloppy bottom.

I'd take him over Nicki any day.

STOP BOTTOM SHAMING!!! WE HERE WE BOTTOM GET USED TO IT!

Goodness me! He's certainly very fit.

Delicious.

Are those Joanie Weston's skates he's wearing?

He is 23? WTF

boring

Who is he? An Instagram model?

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

Meh. Not as cute as he thinks he is.

What's up with DL's obsession with all those Instagram narcissists desperate for attention?

Getting bald at 23? Must be steroids....

At least we got a young narcissist for a change!

Keegan, enough with the self-promotion! We don't like you over here.

Yes. Yes, I would.

R12, gay men like hot guys no matter where they are found. This shouldn't be news to you.

Who is she supposed to be? Some sort of cheap whore?

I've never seen him before today R15 but I like him.

He does look a lot older than 23 though.

Yum yum yummy

So I take it she is some sort of Arkansan whore-about-town in glamorous cosmopolitan Fayetteville.

Decidedly over rated. More along.

He does look older than 23, but who cares

He looks dumb as a box of rocks.

He's an engineer and tutors kids in calculus. He isn't that dumb.

Just one picture and I can tell he is exhausting.

I certainly hope he's a btm or the very least vers. I'd be all over that if i ever had the opportunity.

She should move to LA!@

DL has always loved Keegan Joyce.

I'd whack off to Whicker.

r26, yeah, exhausting after a long, hot night, probably. ;)

exactly r31. Those trashing him are just pissed he's that hot and will never have him. You don't even have to be into dudes to get he's hot as fuck.

He looked so different a few years ago.

Glow up!

(also has a gay brother)

"Load More" it says at the bottom of the Instagram page.

Meh. Too girly.

[quote]exactly [R31]. Those trashing him are just pissed he's that hot and will never have him. You don't even have to be into dudes to get he's hot as fuck.

Ooh I guess you told us! He's as hot as everyone else that's posted on this board on a daily basis. Dime a dozen. Nothing special. NEXT.

BTW he wouldn't piss on YOU if you were on fire.

She has pig nostrils.

you prove my point rather nicely r36. Good job bud

Who's the other gay bro?

Where's Whicker's wacker?

I hear he likes getting fisted.

way too girly. Sorry keegan, we are voting you off the island

micro meat?

R33

Working out and taking roids does wonders ! ! !

Pretty fucking lovely.

We need to see the Whicker basket!

I'd like to see what his hole looks like.

Hey guys! How about me?! Remember me? I'm cute, too! HEY!

Rusty Joiner with a beard!

Who IS she?

Not pretty enuff

He looks pretty beat up for 35.

Box.

This guy is fkin hot as the sun. God dam god dam god dam.

a instagram ho but a tasty one

He needs to share some full nudes

Swinging down the street so fancy free!

R53 LMAO that totally looks like a pic taken by one of his tricks at the hotel room.

I still don't get it. Is he a porn star, or a whore advertising his wares, or just a cock tease?

So, has he done anything since Reno 911?

Really cute.

A genuine question: do y'all think he's a top? A bottom? Or Vers?

[quote]you prove my point rather nicely [R36]. Good job bud

If you're point is that you're a vapid, shallow adult man with the personality of a teen-aged girl, then I did prove your point rather nicely. Anytime bud.

He is growing on me. Any full frontal shots?

Why are we still receiving no information about who he is or why we're supposed to care about him from the OP?

Google is your friend R64. Looks like Instagram stud and or slut

Beauty and brains, he's an electrical engineer.

R66 Sucking off few college professors apparently makes you an "engineer"

[quote]Why are we still receiving no information about who he is or why we're supposed to care about him from the OP?

Why are you supposed to care about him is in the pictures. He is just an instagram ho, someone who has a really nice body and likes to show it off and has built up a little following. It isn't complicated.

Then why not explain it a while back, r68?

That was my first post after opening this thread r69, but it was kind of explained. I mean in his instagram bio he says he is an engineer, and other posters repeated that in this thread. It's just a look at this hot dude's instagram account, we have these kind of threads a lot here.

He makes my cock hard

I wish he would show us his whicker

That would be nice

Phenomenal body. Lots of guys lift for years and never achieve that kind of proportionality. I'm sure I can manufacture a lot of reasons to hate him, but he's nevertheless hot as hell.

The weird thing is that in his early pictures, his face is attractive, but just average good-looking frat boy attractive. When he changed his body, his face went along for the ride.

Perfect body, OP. Nice choice.

Come on Keegan, we need more nekkid stuff! No need to hesitate now when you 've got DL's attention.

Guy even makes gum look sexy.

Hes smokings hot , but no one will ever love him as much as he loves himself . A relationship with him would be emotionally exhausting , all jealousy and rage . Not that I wouldnt give 20 years off my life for a week in bed with him .

Please r78, he is hot but personalities like that get old very fast. You realize the literal only reason you spend time with them is because they are attractive. Been there, done that.

Hot bro

Is he a little "Mexican'? White adjacent?

I don't think so

Piggly wiggly

Countless photos of in the same pose. Literally.

no "Of" ^^

[quote]A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of sheep.

So much eyeroll.

[quote]A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of sheep.

Except when the Lion posts photo upon photo of himself on social media clearly seeking the approval of said sheep.

63,800 sheep to be exact. I'm with you R86 and R87! Another insufferable qween. Hope his smarts and looks last while he's in Arkansas!

He's got nice tits, though.

I'd fuck him.

That body is gorgeous and he knows it. Boy, does he know it.

Yes, he is hot as hell, but R78 is correct: he'll never love anyone as much as he loves himself.

Apparently, he lives in both Fayetteville, Arkansas and Atlanta.

Gross. Another sissy nelly.

Birthday Lick

Looks interesting in drag

Nice ass

Interesting shorts . . . "Bless me, Father."

One can conclude since he never does full frontal he's not well hung and knows it. That's fine he's got all the rest from a physical perspective so he never has issues getting laid.

R93 24? More like 34

Look at his body r97. It's impressive as hell, but it speaks to how he obviously isn't well hung.

Since 95% of legitimate models don't do full frontal, should we also assume all of them are under endowed?

Well yes r100. Most of them have average sized penis or under-endowed. That is how it works, in spite of internet fantasies only a small percentage of guys have big dicks.

She's so desperate, I cannot bear it.

I know a little Mexican, r81!

He definitely looks mixed.

How can you all not see that?

he could sit on my face until i suffocate to death

He's fit but he only has one expression which makes him look retarded

I'm sorry, but if you have a LEGITIMATE STEM degree, you do not become a dead-eyed whore like this fool.

I'm guessing it's an electrical apprenticeship certificate, courtesy of the Weehawken Distance Learning Institute.

I googled him and Datalouge came up in the search with barely anything else. What is this guy famous for? Hopefully, not the obvious.

He's famous for being a gay Instagram model. Seriously. That's it.

[quote]I'm sorry, but if you have a LEGITIMATE STEM degree, you do not become a dead-eyed whore like this fool.

He has a BS in Industrial Engineering from University of Arkansas. A real degree. BUT, Industrial engineering is widely considered the easiest engineering degree and Arkansas is well...not a renowned school by any sense.

I'd say BS really speaks to it, R110

unpleasant anus

He's really quite taken with himself, now isn't he. . . . .

Well why shouldn't he be?

I find him quite swell, R113, especially when compared to what usually passes for goodlooking in the DL shitshow.

I was talking about his attitude, not his looks. A guy can be drop-dead gorgeous without coming across like a conceited jackass.

I have no idea what his "attitude" is.

Look who managed to himself profiled on Queerty today

So, Queerty continues its glorious tradition of parasitically cribbing content ideas from DL and other sites.

Hi, Oscar! You're a hack! And learn the difference between it's and its and you might get your crappy novel-in-progress published some day!

You can see that same face in lynching crowd photos from around 1930.

Apparently he is moving to a Seattle, look out seattle gays! If you are a sub 5% body fat white guy who looks like you could be his brother then he will be ready to mingle!

Seattle has a good looking group of gays just waiting

Weird, if he was in Seattle I would have sworn I had him not too long ago. He looks just like a guy I hooked up with who oddly enough, couldn't stop talking about Instagram.

He probably has visited Seattle on multiple occasions.

He looks like he might have a decent anus

hm, R124. Would be interesting if it was him. And he claims to be a top?

EVERY photo on his Instagram is a selfie. That's pretty fucking creepy. I bet he's a nightmare.

He's got a book coming out

Will the book be comprised of his top instagram posts?

I imagine an evening with Keegan would consist of him talking about himself and occasionally allowing the person he's with to contribute to the conversation BUT somehow that contribution will end up being about Keegan.

How did I ever miss this thread? Keegan is HOT!

haha. If this guy has a book coming out I'm pretty sure it was the same guy. The guy I hooked up with also mentioned he was about to be published.

I don't understand your confusion. You think you MIGHT have had sex with someone with my perfectly sculpted body? How is that not something you remember damn clearly? You don't see bodies like mine everyday. (well you can, if you buy my book! *wink*)

Well, Keegan, considering that my body is actually better than yours (to which you attested to) and I hook up with a lot of guys who have better bodies than you (yes, I'm a whore)... not so hard.

[quote]EVERY photo on his Instagram is a selfie. That's pretty fucking creepy. I bet he's a nightmare.

Yeah I had to go back two years to find something on his instagram that wasn't a picture of himself. It's a bit darkly amusing how we actually celebrate such pathological narcissism, as if narcissism isn't still considered a psychological disorder.

Buy his book!

[quote]Selfish: Vol. I & II AVAILABLE NOW!! Click the link in my profile to preview and purchase for yourself!! First time blurb purchasers can also get $15 OFF using the link in my bio!! 😁😘🙌🏼 #selfiebook #humor #kimk Individual Volume - $19.99 | Combined Volumes - $30.99 (ONLY $15.99 after discount 😉)

....So he wants me to pay to have his selfies that I could look at on instagram for free?

I swear this guy has a profile on rentmen.com

According to his LinkedIn, he hasn't had a job since January 2016, so he must have a lot of time on his hands.

[quote]Random people asking to take photos of the boyfriend and I at dinner.

He's always been so full of himself

Nice find r140, god, his narcissism really is out of control.

[quote]Random people asking to take photos of the boyfriend and I at dinner.

Proof he's no genius.

He's hot and photographs well.

No signs of any endorsement deals though, which is the ultimate goal of all these Insta-hos.

WIthout them, the photos are just an expense.

R142-- what's his voice/mannerism like? Is he pretty masc or is it one of those deals where you're trying to figure out why Richard Simmons voice is coming out of this macho-looking guy's body?

R143 if this is the same guy, I don't recall purses falling out of his mouth, but he was obviously gay. He was super impressed with himself, talked about himself constantly, and was desperate to fuck around. He wasn't a good lay and was one of those guys that made a lot of extraneous noises as though he were trying to impress and/or as though he were in audition.

I'm still wondering if this guy insists he's a top.

I really don't Keegan would ever claim to be a top. I mean just look at how he presents himself.

He's cute, but my guess is that he will be a new discovery, bareback audition for Lucas Entertainment in 10...9....8...7...6...5...4.......

[quote], bareback audition

Interesting you say that, R146.

[quote]According to his LinkedIn, he hasn't had a job since January 2016, so he must have a lot of time on his hands.

Didn't he just graduate?

Yes, R148, he just graduated.

R144, I hope you schooled him on how to take dick as a public service or career build

His linked in says he got his bachelors in 2016, I wonder if he went back for his masters. Or he might have just lied on linkedin.

Not pretty whew he smiles and that's rare. Usually people look better when they smile. He must know it's not his best look which is why he hardly ever does in his pics.

I see nothing wrong with his smile. It's a perfectly nice smile that certainly does not detract from his appearance.

Does he live in Atlanta now? Judging from the view that window pic was taken from an upper level condo at the W Hotel/Condo tower in downtown Atlanta.

Funny, fully clothed he looks nothing special kinda looks like every day doctors or accountants. I'm guessing that's why he's always with his tits and ass out since it's what gets him attention.

He is based in flyoverville Arkansas (soon to be Seattle apparently), he was probably just visiting Atlanta in that picture r154.

[quote]Funny, fully clothed he looks nothing special kinda

Yeah he doesn't have a ton of natural beauty, but he has put a lot of work into sculpting his body.

He should read the thread about steroids making your heart go kaboom!

Yes it's a apt thread R157.

He was splitting his time between Arkansas and Atlanta -- so, living in both -- and has now moved to Seattle.

Yes, I believe that he received a masters degree.

If he stays in Seattle he'll be dead from suicide withing a year.

Seattle seems a weird place for him.

He screams WeHo or South Florida. Somewhere more shallow and image obsessed.

Not the very hipster-eque Seattle.

Steroids will be much more expensive in Seattle.

Vintage Dom soothes all:

^ Oops sorry wrong thread...

Gross, don't spread that filth around even by accident.

It's a beautiful gay.

No one is buying his book, ha. He's getting desperate.

Gotta admit, that body is perfection. Face is damn near perfect too. In real life, he must pretty intolerable if he isn't humble as shit. Gorgeous people get pegged as stuck up pretty quickly if not.

His poops smell like Axe body spray

It's weird, he is so slutty on instagram but his snapchat is shockingly boring and tame. I unfollowed him..

He must be gay, judging by all the nasty comments here!

[quote]No one is buying his book, ha. He's getting desperate.

I don't know why he thought people would be so interested in buying a book of his selfies from instagram. It's not even new content.

He's literally the most beautiful man I've ever seen. I bet he's insufferable to be around. Nothing worse than a gorgeous guy who knows it.

Lots of sites seem to agree

It's those eyes... and those cheeks... I'm melting...

If he also has an amazing cock and beautiful balls... then there is no god.

OP's pic always reminds me of this

He wishes he were as hot as Archer.

[quote]Funny, fully clothed he looks nothing special

Yeah I agree with this poster. When his body is out he is hot as hell, when he is covered up he really doesn't look that special.

Is he gay?

R180, DUH?

[quote]I don't know why he thought people would be so interested in buying a book of his selfies from instagram. It's not even new content.

Because he's a narcissist.

Life must be very difficult for r180.

With Blake James Bridges -- just two Arkansas boys, . . . .

He looks like Eric Nies.

[quote]His poops smell like Axe body spray

More like Escape... because that's what his ass smells like.

Like Alpine breeze R186.

R179, I have to disagree. I find his face stunningly beautiful, so even when that's all you see, he still looks gorgeous.

Example:

Another example:

R188 I agree, handsome face, his eyes are beautiful, total bedroom eyes. I'm melting.

We will agree to disagree. I'm not calling the dude ugly of course, he is fairly generic when he is covered up to me. It's the killer bod that makes you do a double take.

He has beautiful eyes and lips, is masculine looking with a fuck me dirty look and a hot whore's body. What's not to like? It's only bottoms here who are complaining. It's always the bottoms complaining.

r192 seems lost. This is the DL, we bitch about things.

I ain't lost gramps. R193 is one of the old ass worn out complaining bottoms DL is famous for. Another thread on Jeff Stryker and Joey Stefano my dude? Unfollowing porn stars at your age could be dangerous.

R191, there is absolutely nothing "generic" about his face or about any part of him. What the fuck drugs are you on?

I'd love to see the guys who think KW is only ok or average looking with his clothes on.

Has he been linked with anyone? Wonder what he'd be like in a relationship.

R191 had to go to a really old photo... before his face became as stunning as it is now... to try and make his point. Dishonest.

So much attacking for *daring* to have a different opinion than you. And I was looking for one that wasn't facetuned r198.

R186 spill

R200 I think he did at R146.

Nearly a year @R33, someone mentioned that he had quite a "glow up." Also, that his bro is gay.

....

Wow! That's him on the left?! There's ​hope for everyone

He's a terrible kisser and doesn't give good head.. but he certainly thinks he does.

He looks beautiful and everything but the airbrushing/filtering all over his IG account is ridiculous

Did he have work done?

He was great on "Reno 911".

R107 I'm thinking the nose

That's a face I want to fuck.

He looks like the guy in 50 shades of grey

I can sorta see that.

Those protein shake farts do NOT smell like Axe body spray or a Calvin Klein fragrance. I have fucked enough body builders to know that. The smells that they make every 10 minutes are ungodly. Only their big, round asses and beautiful muscles divert YOUR attention from their stink. Many are likely to give you a chili dog dick due to abuse of laxatives - no matter whether they cleaned out or not. Any big dick top knows this going in, but plays along because they are hot as fuck. The absolute worst dirty dicking that I have ever experienced came from gorgeous muscle guys who couldn't stop farting all over my cock. I guess sharting is a more descriptive term. Roids, laxatives, salads and protein powder are a smelly combination - trust me. Some are so damn hot that you could care less. Many just fart up a storm and do not actually paint your dick. But many do.

And the "straight" muscle bottoms are usually the worst offenders. But they are often worth the shower after you pork them...

Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?

That was hilariously insightful, R215. No doubt the fart machines are fucking each other and therefore know what to expect/are empathetic.

[quote]Many just fart up a storm and do not actually paint your dick. But many do.

I see a new installation series in this!

Sure, R215, sure.

R215 preach!!

Looks like every other muscular gay guy on instagram these days, am i wrong?

Too many staged pics. I can't get turned on by guys who stage every goddamn picture of themselves.

These whores will be out of work soon when the sexbot industry takes off. It's coming soon boys so enjoy your 15 mins of fame.

Lots of Haterade on this thread to quench the fuggos' thirst.

Imaginary laxative paint is not going to change the fact that you're lazy, ugly pieces of shit.

Yes, R222. Yes you are.

So when is he going to do full frontal and hard nudes?

He's a bottom, so I doubt we'll see much full frontal

R225 Hi keegan, hou yew duin gurrl?

R225, I notice that you do not negate any of the statements made however. Anyone who has spent time with these guys knows it to be true. Gorgeous but smelly creatures. Par for the course.

He's totally smoking hot!

3 Faces of Keegan:

Fetus Keegan

Dude is not a bodybuilder no matter how hungry R215 is for farts. This man's nose and lips...thick kind of firm but shapely thighs and ASS is what dreams are made of for a nigga like me. His face is better than his body but don't throw out the socks! I won't fuck but the smoothest and bounciest white boys. That's a good bitch there. My body is much more muscular but I like a white boy with shape - y'all lose it so fast.

R233, that kind of explains why he's such an exhibitionist/show-off now. Ugly-duckling becomes hunky swan.

Aside from the weight, he wasn't even a hideous kid.

That pic of him licking a bannana is pathetic, he's clinching his cheeks to make his cheekbones more prominent, lucky I have high cheekbones and don't need to clinch.

He was fat as a kid? Well, that explains a LOT. No wonder he's such a narcissist now.

He was a cute kid, fat or not. What a cute smile.

Yeah, right R239. Talk about looking for a sad excuses that only ancient bottoms can create - the outrageously sexy dude that MEN on DL want to kiss and fuck was once a chubby cute kid??!!??

Actually, R240, I am a top. I also don't find it much fun to pick apart pictures of 10 yoa kids. He was fat as I stated in a more subtle manner but he did have a cute smile. You are correct that he would never have qualified to be a child model back then. While you might think me ancient, I am in my late 30s. Keegan is a very nice looking man and my interest in him begins and ends there. Thank you for that lovely cognitive post - much appreciated.

"I'm a top" sure, jan. Im versatile is more realistic.

[quote]We need to see the Whicker basket!

R46, you made me LOL. If W&W still worked, you'd get a big one.

Tig ole bitties? Yaasss kween

Those are some tits I could spend some quality time with.

It's Friday. Something worth smiling about 😁😁😁😁#smile #friday #crew #seattle #happy

With his daddy

I wonder how dad feels about having two gay sons.

Dad is too hairy.

Maybe in the stomach region. Chest looks fine.

R250, Not as fine as this chest.

Or this ass:

Couple booty goals

R251-R253 needs to learn to stay on fucking topic, or post your own threads. Jesus.

R254 So much jealousy in show business.

Jeremy, while stacked, has nothing to do with Keegan, so that was a colossal waste of time.

America Barbie moment

Chi chi chic chicaghoes

That boy is FINE!

The link below says it all.

I find people like him very sad. He clearly has enough smarts to be able to get an engineering degree (no matter where it's from), but is relegated (either intentionally or out of necessity) to basically whoring his looks out to make a living. Unable (or unwilling) to put down real roots anywhere, and like a used up porn star as his fortunes peter out in one city he is constantly moving from city to city to con a whole new set of people until they tire of him also.

I simply can't fathom someone who would want that kind of life.

[quote] but is relegated (either intentionally or out of necessity) to basically whoring his looks out to make a living. Unable (or unwilling) to put down real roots anywhere, and like a used up porn star as his fortunes peter out in one city he is constantly moving from city to city to con a whole new set of people until they tire of him also.

I'm puzzled as to where this is coming from. He split his time between Atlanta, where he was working, and Arkansas, where he was getting a degree in industrial engineering. When he graduated last year, he moved to Seattle to work as an industrial engineer. All fairly typical. Where do you get that he is "whoring out his looks to make a living"? Or that he is "constantly moving from city to city" to con people? He visits other places, but so do a lot of gay guys. None of these assumptions appear to be accurate or based in reality. How very odd.

He's losing his looks

He looks terrible @ R257

Hi Keegan!

Pushing the gay dating app, Chappy

How much does he charge for a night?

Too much, I'm sure.

If portrait mode mirror pics are wrong, I don't wanna be right.. btw I'm gay too 😛🏳️‍🌈 #thicc #dayafternationalcomingoutday

Yup.

He’s repellent, like a reptile.

That picture is so NOT HOT. So emasculating. So feminizing. Gross! Dude in short shorts with some figure skates. Boy bye!

R63 Yes.

Wow! I've never seen such a ratio of selfies!?$

Escort?

Professional Model

R275 hahahahahaha

This man is delicious and his current (short) husband must be delirious with pleasure and pride.

He sure is lovely.

Nice penis at R272

Pretty, brown eyes, Irish boyfriend. Gym bunny. Ironic.

Short, Myopic.

Occasionally nude and in drag.

I would say that the drag is now pretty much a constant.

Does he have a new boyfriend? Is he no longer with this guy?

R96 kinda looks like Matt Dillon.

I like that in his younger pics he looks so ordinary. A real cutie, but just the goofy kid that lives up the street.

The fact that he can then look so stunning in certain shots is amazing.

Does anyone know what photo editor he uses for his selfies?

he is the queen of facetune. He has clearly had some work done, he is so ordinary without photoshop snd facetune magic.

generic roid bottom queen.

He's like Willam, only more masc

This spoof on Kourtney Kardashian is both funny and sexy:

^ Who wore it better: