Celebrity Tinymeat Club

the harry potter actor

Emma Watson?

Is OP photo the guy who won Survivor from Boston?

Yes, let's laugh at people over something they have no control over. OP must think it's ok to make fun of gay people.

Bump

Howard Stern claims to have micro meat, Brad Pitt looks to be uninspiring,

Terrence Howard

Tom Selleck - it's part of the reason for his overall self-hatred, nasty temperament, and inability to accept his sexuality....at his somewhat advanced age...

Whatever it is you are talking about...I think it's safe to say Kirstie Alley has a BIG one!

OMG, that $cientology must be an amazing religion - look at how it has transformed her life, and not just Kirstie...what about John Travolta, Tammy Cruise, and Miss Cavige!

........

Enrique Iglesias has said many times his is tiny. Not sure, sadly haven't seen it.

Rafa Nadal has done some modeling and he had nearly no budge.

Trump.

Montgomery Clift was, as most probably know, allegedly very small.

Jane Fonda

Budge??

Carrot Top

Elaine Stritch

Abe Lincoln

That is something only discussed between a lady and her gentleman caller once she gets to know him better.

Alex Sarsguard from true blood. He was naked for 1 episode and it was normal looking but you know the tv makes you look bigger/heavier than in real life, so I think his is on the small side. Probably 5 inches at most.

What is seen in the boudoir remains in the boudoir.

All of the Asian ones.

Anyone else struck by the fact that the first picture looks an awful lot like Paul Ryan?

I would think Johnny Depp.

OP's brain?

Ryan Reynolds, supposedly according to both ScarJo and Alanis Morissette.

R13 = Little Marco

Who is the pic that OP posted? No celebrity I've ever heard of.

I'd take Ryan any day, tinymeat and all!

R30 = Aaron Schock

R29 according Google it's Mr Asia USA 2007 Chris Friel. If he looks vaguely familiar he most recently goes by the name Christopher Sean, has appeared on Hawaii 5-0 and of course on DOOL...

Elvis

Andy Dick apparently.

Trump is rumored, there were also stories in the media about it.

Bill Clinton

Bill Gates. Didn't he name a company after his flaccid small penis?

[quote]Enrique Iglesias has said many times his is tiny. Not sure, sadly haven't seen it.

He was making fun of such dumb question by saying that. Do you really think Kournikova is gonna to stay with a guy with a small dick for a decade?

[quote]Alex Sarsguard from true blood. He was naked for 1 episode and it was normal looking but you know the tv makes you look bigger/heavier than in real life, so I think his is on the small side. Probably 5 inches at most.

You saw him hard?

Oh... and, oh, dear.

Colton Haynes

Bernie Sanders

Yes, Ryan Reynolds is supposed to have a tiny dick. He's still hot.

I still want to see it, Ryan Reynolds that is. I bet its probably just average but he feels its small compared to all the internet porn out there.

Bruce Jenner & sons

If Bruce Jenner ever gets his operation, I wonder how much his dick could go for on Ebay.

Oscar Pistorius

Pistorius? Dutch genetics usually result in nice cocks....

POTUS small. FLOTUS huge.

Bradley Cooper, rumored.

Miss Lindsey

Aaron Schock

Sadly, Tom Daley.

We've had a few "celebs you've slept with" threads here....anyone want to share their personal experiences?

Patrick Dempsey, Steven Weber

R21 is utterly delusional. Skarsgard showed a nice looking flaccid dick on his 6'4" frame. He is in no way on the small side or belongs on this thread.

Anyway, guys who are actually confirmed small are Terrence Howard and Jonathan Groff. Though I give them credit for going full frontal anyway.

Darby Crash the singer for the Germs. The singer for Greenday.

Groff's bubble butt makes up for what he lacks up front.

Groff does have a great ass

Bradley Cooper

James Franco

Tom Cruise

Ryan Reynolds

Donald Trump

Yes, the President-elect.

But the Donald has such nice tits....one almost forgets his tiny hands and his tiny meat...

Chris Pratt. Usually showing no bulge at all. I suspect the modest bulge in Jurassic World was mostly padding the studio made him wear.

Carrot Top has a great cock that can be sucked in just about every Adult bookstore in Las Vegas. Have seen him suck thru a glory hole and my fiend sucked him, and went back to his house and got fucked good by Scott Thompson aka Carrot Top. I remember he drives a Mercedes SUV w/ Florida plates and a rhinestone License plate cover.

Yes, I can confirm that Scott has a nice meaty one R63.

The Chinese guy who jumps put of the trunk in "Hangover". Huge metaphorical balls though.

Elvis had a nice-size cock, not tiny.

Ben Aflleck

Carrot Top?! LOL

Henry Cavill, without a doubt.

R69, on the contrary, Cavill looks like he's packing an 8 incher.

More than a mouthful is a waste

Danny Bonaduce

Chris Mears.

Russell Brand

Harvey Keitel. Did full frontal in The Piano and The Bad Lieutenant.

Peter Frampton. According to the famous groupie Sweet Connie (I think her last name is Hansen) he is 3 inches hard. She was on Howard Stern saying that.

She also said Huey Lewis was the biggest and she could hardly get it in her mouth.

[quote] [R69], on the contrary, Cavill looks like he's packing an 8 incher.

Padding.

Yeah Cavill does not really look like he is backing a lot of man-meat.

Not that it matters to me.

I mean of course the reality is the vast majority of guys do not have big dicks. Most are average or smaller than average.

Except in the fanstasy internet world where no guy is smaller than 7 inches, and 8 inches are pretty standard. Back in the real world 8 inches are big and rare.

Obviously Cavill might have a four incher but he sort of does look like a man who really does have an eight incher. Yes I know we have some crazy Cavill haters here but I'm just guessing the size by his nose and hands and the overall body structure. Naturally in the end those mean nothing since dick size can be anything.

Garrett Clayton. She's all ass.

who is that in the photo at r1?

r75, with the way Peter could play that mouth harp, i'm sure he had no problems satisfying whoever he was with.

oh yeah, and his musical abilities (guitar, keyboards, drums, mouth harp, singing, etc.). all of that makes up for a whole lot of "eh, you're not that big."

A Cooper

That actor from Grey's Anatomy who was/is married to Rebecca Gayheart.

Remember when that home video came out where they were having a threesome with a hooker? He was wandering around, not fully erect but still obviously unimpressive.

Meanwhile, he, Gayheart and the hooker were doing drugs.

Leonardo DiCaprio was none too impressive looking in "Total Eclipse"

Hi. I'm R4. I'm the false-equivalence troll who is always finding ways to show off my homophobia on a gay web site.

I am a cunt who doesn't belong here.

The sight of Terrence Howard's little pecker will give you a yen for button mushrooms.

Marjorie Main

😂r48

Forrest Whitaker 🍤

No, R71.

Zac Efron. At least now (post-roids).

Sean Spicer 🍤 like everyone else mentioned in this thread who don't have a🍆

Kathy Griffin said in her book Celebrities A-Z that a female friend of hers had sex with Carrot Top and he had a huge cock .

Also I think Ben Affleck has a nice one . He shows it for a split second in Gone Girl .

Daddy's willy is wittle.

Justin Tinkerbell

Fuck a duck, Carrot Bottom is straight?!

R93 😁👍

In politics (yes personal sightings not rumors)

Barak Obama George Snuffleguppulus Paul Ryan Rand Paul

I can't believe that Obama has a small dick.

R99, you are correct. Ask anyone who would see him a few times a week at the Chicago health club he belonged to while a state senator. The type of guy who's self-confident enough to walk through the locker room naked on his way to the shower. There's a reason 44 has that casual, cocky stride.

Jon Bon Jovi.

Supposedly Jessica dumped Nick Lachey over this. Or she made fun of it during the divorce.

Any word on the Avengers/ Marvel guys? Evans Downey Hemsworth ( whose ass was lovely in Rush) Cheadle Ruffalo et al

Christine Pine

The smallest I've seen is D.W. Moffatt.

R92, there's no female who's had sex with Carrot Top.

Barak is small, but keep your fantasies if you want them.

R108 thinks Mitch McConnell is hot

OMG R86 that is tiny. I'm embarrassed to have even looked!

Small while flaccid by no means indicates a lack of meat. Many growers can go from 1.5" to 8"

GG Allin. GROSS everyone was looking at it at his funeral.

R108, Back then I would have loved to help him think it didn't matter. No idea what he looks like now

Oops, I meant r106.

r103 that unappreciative hussy!

Before he went to Hollywood, when he was an off-Loop actor/producer, D.W. ""Donny" Moffett was rumored to go to Berlin to play with the boys. He seemed to have NPD, but also a rich father (as opposed to a rich "daddy").

r4 is very, VERY sensitive about this matter and wishes you would just not discuss it!

And FOR NO SPECIAL REASON HAVING TO DO WITH HIM PERSONALLY, either! So just get that RIGHT out of your heads!!!

Some of my best boyfriends have had small penises. Even mine isn't all that great. All I really care about is if it gets hard for me.

[quote]Sadly, Tom Daley.

We now have an alleged dick pic of Tom Daley.

Was R51 right?

R119, it’s like a hot dog in my cavernous, cavernous hallway.

Don't know r119. But it's a lot like mine. I feel like going to a cosmetic surgeon to cut that ball sac attachment that goes so far up my dick. My balls would hang lower and fucking would be less painful when I reallly want to plunge it deep. Less painful for me, I mean.

R104 asked the most relevant question. It MUST BE ANSWERED !!!

R108 should be FF'd. There is a youtube video that strongly disagrees with you.

Allegations of tiny meat are worthless without photographic proof. So get with the pictures.

Ansel Elgort.

I don't care how large Carrot Top's dick is, I'm not hooking up with Carrot Top.

Can't see the original link but I've read accounts from the stage production of "Frankenstein" where Benedict Cumberbatch appeared nude which had comparisons to a baby carrot. In fact, his Sherlock brother, Mark Gatiss, remarked after watching the show, that his brother was a "grower, not a shower."

R122 Someone who has hooked up with Downey in rehab said his dick was average.

People on LSA and ONTD claimed that Evans has a big dick.

Mark Ruffalo has said himself that he isn't "well endowed".

[quote] Mark Ruffalo has said himself that he isn't "well endowed".

Oh, but he is. His full-frontal in "In the Cut" looked like a big ol slab of beef.

Looked average to me, R128.

Timotheeeeee.

^^^ I well reckon she's a lezzer.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Zac Efron for sure.

Garrett Clayton

Selleck accepted being gay a long time gal and he isn't small.

R129 that looks pretty big for it being flaccid just resting on his thigh.

Jennifer Garner.

Our president owns this thread.

^^ YOUR Resident Rump. ^^

Gayle King

[quote]Supposedly Jessica dumped Nick Lachey over this. Or she made fun of it during the divorce.

Actually she said on the show, If you cheat on me I'll cut it off and he laughed and said...good then I can trade it in for a bigger model. Just a joke.

[quote]that looks pretty big for it being flaccid just resting on his thigh.

R135, I think that's his semi-erect state.

I heard that Kevin Jonas had tiny meat. Apparently both Joe and Nick are quite well endowed and would tease Kevin about not being hung.

Trump