Beautiful bitch-face

Love him but he definitely has beautiful bitch face.

Ben Barnes

This one always came across to me as the bitchiest bitch of the West when I was young. calling her beautiful is a stretch though!

Uma Thurman

Sade. Very beautiful. Very beautiful bitch-face.

Ava Gardner

Lauren Bacall owns (owned?) this thread.

Megan Fox

R1 That's a classic arrogant posh boy expression.

Tyler Hoachlin

Joaquin Phoenix, when he's not desperately trying to make himself look like hell.

Keira Knightley

And this is the most hot bitch Megan Fox pic ever:

Apparently, green eyes and dark hair goes a long way towards ensuring beautiful bitch face.

Actor Douglas Booth

R15 So does long faces with high cheekbones.

You might be onto something, R15. I absolutely love her, but I have to say Eva Green

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Hooded eyelids do it, as well. Helen Mirren.

How could I forget?!

I wouldn't call them beautiful....but both Olsen twins have bitch face for days

My God, R21. DL should be ashamed it took 20 replies!

Naomi Campbell

Joanna Lumley

When I googled "bitchface" I got pictures of:

Aubrey Plaza

January Jones

Christina Hendricks

McKayla Maroney

Kristen Stewart

Ellie Kemper

Anna Wintour

Science proves bitchface is real!

Definitely January Jones, R26. I'm surprised we forgot that one. She's made a living being bitchface in everything she does.

This soon to be dead cunt:

Cara Delawhatever:

Cara Delevingne is a good one. She always has this bitchy, sour-looking expression on her face

Rihanna

Amateurs.

Tippi Hedren

Linda Fiorentino, sitting, contemplating her next bitchy move

Rose Schlossberg looks like a common Italian girl who works in a diner.

After a long vicious bitch day we need a little pick-me-up

Eleanor Parker in " Sound of Music"

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Felicity Huffman, who uses it to exquisite (and hate-inducing) effect in [italic]American Crime.[/italic]

Angie Fucking Harmon:

Step aside Kay, I'm coming in.

Naomi Watts

gina gershon

A few African American actors--first up, Miss Angela Bassett:

And Mr. Angela Bassett--er, Courtney B. Vance. With his fine-ass self.

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Louisiana native (and uber-cunt), Lynn Whitfield:

This is fun, OP!

Theresa Russell:

rose mcgowan

You've forgotten one of the most famous ones of all -- Miss Eartha Kitt!

Have we discussed me yet?

Raquel

Not beautiful, but no one will ever be bitchier

Perhaps, R54. Though I'm definitely in the running:

Lois Chiles

Did someone just mention that tramp Julie Newmar to Miss Kitt? Yikes. That's not resting bitch face -- that's fury.

Puurrrrrrr, Rrrrr57, daahhling!

Eartha Kitt had read Lady Bird Johnson for filth, r57, and put tears in her eyes, to boot. Even though her career was blackballed in the United States for many years for it, she gave no fucks about what she said.

Beautiful bitch, or angry closeted dyke?

When they start casting for [italic]Madame President: a Biography,[/italic], she should be #1 on their speed-dial.

ORIGINAL VIDEO - Bitchy Resting Face

Women Take A Resting Bitch Face Test

Some of these are just botched plastic surgery though, like melania trump and megan fox

Charlize Theron

Piece Whitherpoon

Elizabeth Taylor

That's all...

Not beautiful but certainly bitchy.

I am sure Miss Newmar is a treasure and a delight, R58; I just assume Miss Kitt the (inevitable?) comparison wearing.

Miss Kitt *finds

Joan Collins, on Dynasty of course

When they eventually put "bitchface" in the dictionary, it should be accompanied by a picture of Cybill Shepherd:

Stephane Audran

Even when she smiles!

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Stevie Nicks

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Ian Somerhalder

Bitches get things DONE!

" How dare you place these commoners in the running ? How dare you ? "

" I've managed this house since Mrs. deWinter died. "

" The one good thing that happened to me while living in 'this house' was seeing Jewel Mayhew go out to the summer house that night. She paid me handsomely for that indiscretion ...... until her money ran out."

Really ?

I'm seeing a lot of bitches on this thread but precious few beauties....let's get back on topic!

No one should forget the eighties queen of B&B the incomparable Ms Sharon Stone in all her glory !

Nobody gave supreme RBF and cunty side eye better than the Golden Age Hollywood goddesses.

An over-drawn top lip and false eyelashes will do that to a girl.

Do Not say Anything to Upset Me !!

'Tippi' can get a LOT bitchier than she is at R34.

wigs provide strength

What every good bitch face deserves!

" You must be overcome with joy ? "

Ellen enjoying happiness at Happiness House

Pouty, lip glossed, gum snapping cuntery....

70s style.

Pretty bad when one's mother is after 'your man' !!

composed

$ 40,000. !!!

A dangling cigarette always sets a pair of bitchy,beautiful lips off to absolute perfection.

Everyone hates me cuz I'm pretty

I see a lot of Gene Tierney examples so far....something about her small,downward turned mouth and wide set eyes that really create that witheringly imperious look.

Know it, Learn It, Live it !!!

" KL3-2305............ "

" I warn you; don't even think about it ! "

Think it. Blink it.

Maybe not beautiful but a favorite of mine - Jennifer Jason Leigh.

youzer

Sophia Loren

Some of these are just so inaccurate… a posteriori projecting what is already know of their personalities instead of the inherent qualities of the face.

I think Amber Heard is a perfect example here (and I'm #teamAmber btw() .. Undoubtably beautiful but with a...slightly narrow face, unsympathetic jaw and sly slitty almond eyes.. She exudes an icily aloofness -- I think she foolish not to capitalise on. I could all kinds of films roles as anti-heroines,, icy Hitchcock-equel blondes , interesting psychologically disturbed roles ....all more interesting than identikit roles she's competing for. Got nothing to do with her personality is just her face she should make the most of that its an asset

Seriously, noone?

You peasants are just amateurs..

Stephanie Beacham

Claire

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Capucine gave Bacall a run for the money.

Garbo, the most stunning bitch-face to have ever bitch faced. Can you imagine being stared down by this woman? It would be like feeling the wrath of a valkyrie. She could make a ruthless dictator cower and feel as small as a bug.

R115

Clearly, there should be a category for FUCK YOU FACE!

Diana agron wins this thread

Jessica Lange in interviews and awards shows has bitch face for days.

That is why she is so refreshing in "Sweet Dreams" her icy and imperious persona vanishes and she BECOMES Patsy Cline.

Gene Siskel called it the worst Oscar nomination that year.

Jerk.

Here's a beautiful bitch...

Isabelle Huppert

R73 Yeah Cybill had this look down

Michelle Trachtenberg

Bitchface

More Stewart.

Miss Leigh

Uh-huh!

This photo is disturbing on so many levels but there's a bitch face in the mix most certainly.

Faye Dunaway

Faye as Bonnie Parker

Svetlana Khorkina

Charlotte Rampling

Bitch Face!!!!

R132 That looks like Susan Atkins a day after the murders!

German model, Jonas Gloer. I hope he's gay, so beautiful.

I don't see it with Rose. She looks a bit shy, but sweet.

Tippi Hedren was a brilliant nomination. I mean she almost doesn't have one, but she does.

Hugh Grant

I don't think Elizabeth Taylor was EVER a bitch. She was beautiful woman who could be coarse and bawdy.

Princess Lee. Though the beauty quotient is questionable.

Arielle Dombasle

Madame X

Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe again

Nancy Cunard

Eleanora Rossi Drago

2nd nomination of James Mason

Time for a sorbet, to cleanse the palate...

Alain Delon, beautiful bitch cunt bastard

Jeanne Moreau

Ines de la Fressange

Viva

Sorry, Ines, again

Queen Letizia

Ursula Andress

Anita Bryant

Daphne Guinness

Imelda Marcos

Elena Melnik

Robert Downey Jr.

Whatever is happening here

Lucky Bitch Blue

Lucky Bitches

Christopher Walken

Jwan Yosef

Jude Law

Constance Wu

Katy Jurado

I think with some of them it's you're a racist face.

Lizabeth Scott sure had the bitch-face, but finally many of her characters were not bitches and I don't think she was either.

The Bitch

Lana Turner, [italic]The Postman Always Rings Twice[/italic].

^^^^^^^^ Forgot the photo

Charlize Thereon owns this thread.

Bitchface triple play

Helmut Berger as Ludwig

The always miserable Kate Jackson should come in at least third place. She's always been used to third.

Jess

Even though she was known to be one of the kindest actresses, so long as you weren't her fat, retarded son, Barbara Stanwyck is primordial bitch face.

Please..I own this thread. Even when I try to smile.

Goddess, Tilda Swinton.

Miranda Richardson.

R161's picture does not disclose either anything remotely beautiful nor a bitchface. That's a greasy simpleton attempting to pass wind inaudibly. R166 shows just a bitch, period.

And Helmut Berger at R178 could pass for Mrs. Danvers.

Miss Bit -um, Benanti:

K. Turner

I disagree about Naomi Watts. To me she has "smile thinly disguising nervous breakdown" face.

Bump.

If the "beautiful" part is negotiable, then here's our winner.

No beauties, but Thatcher versus Princess Anne would have decided the bitch face title.

The word 'b****' is common or garden hate speech.

You're a toxic numbskul. Shame on you.

Princess Michael of Kent

R140, that’s actually cunt face

Natalie Dormer does not so much have bitch face as smirk face r183. It's bitch face with a touch of both amusement and self-satisfaction - like she's not taking the constant pole dances (tm Tom and Lorenzo) seriously. Bacall had much the same look in her younger years before Chesterfields and Bombay hardened her resting look into just plain mean.

Queen Cersei.

It's Jaclyn Smith who's Bootsy Gumdrops' mom, R60, not Kate Jackson!

None of them compare to Garbo in the "beautiful bitch face" department. Hers was a stunning, withering, beautiful bitch face.

Damon Albarn perfected this look in the 90's.