What do you like about straight men?

Na...not men are into straight.

More are into masculine and they don't want the nelly queens.

They aren't into musicals. They don't know who Joan, Liza or Judy are. They Never say earrings or caftans.

Straight guys don't carry life-long grudges like gay guys. They're not judgmental about absolutely EVERYTHING like gay guys. I could go on for hours.

Please do go on, R3.

I haven't heard any convincing evidence so far, about why a gay man would choose a straight guy over one who is gay.

They are not ashamed of their hairy anuses

I don't know know any gay man like R3 describes and I hang out with only "nelly queens" as R1 describes.

My partner is straight or at least bi, he was with many women in the past. Yet, he's been with me, a gay, a long time, with regular sex. He likes straight or lesbian porn. After 25 years, I still have not figured his complete sexuality out. But i don't bother trying anymore.

When younger, connecting to straight guys was frequent. A few were extended relationships.

News Flash, R7 - if your male partner is having sex with you, another man, he might be a lot of things, but "straight" isn't one of 'em.

They don't feel a wrestling match needs to end with both participants fucking their brains out.

Only self-hating trannies want "straight" men.

R7 = typical tranny

They don't think that Cabaret is a great film.

The are slightly less petty than gay men. Regardless, they are still no bargain.

I love straight guys. I like guys who play hard to get and they are, in theory, the hardest. It's amazing when the seemingly impossible happens. Real gays are too easy and try too hard.

R8 so many gay guys are attracted to gay guys? What planet do you live on ? There are so many hot gay guys available for us, straight guys are a waste of time, money, and emotional availability, grow up.

Pro-GOP trannies must be purged!

1. masculinity (that's the thing that attracts me to men) 2. Laid back, chill personality ( I am Beth chill and easy going for same) 3. Athletic ( I like dudes that love team Sports and competitive sports)

They aren't into embarassingly lame stuff like divas, Broadway, calling men by female pronouns, and critiquing women's fashion and style. They know they are men and love it.

They're the only beings on Earth who can shut my sister up.

R18 = straight-worshipping tranny who forces her trans stereotypes on gays

I like when straight men gay bash, murder gays, etc.

R17 all that can be attributed to gay men, you just love your anti-gay trans fantasy that gay=woman and only real men are straight

BRAVO R21

r7, I feel pretty comfortable in saying that if a man is in a 25 year sexual/romantic relationship with another man then he is at least bisexual, not straight. Also, as your partner loves having sex with women so much, I'm assuming you guys have an open relationship so he can satisfy the needs you can't fulfil, yes?

As Friends: they are often incredibly loyal, uncomplicated (no sexual tension), kind and very funny. And you can do uncomplicated things with them like go to a game or go have a beer and it's just easy. Or at least my straight friends are like this. (This is admittedly an odd question to answer because there are plenty of gay men like this and plenty of petty, back-stabbing straight men. But on the whole, I find a lot of straight guys to be like this.

As Sexual Conquests: I was into this when I was in college and my early 20s. At some level I wanted to prove that I wasn't a freak, that all these other guys could like cock too. At another level I was crushing--I liked these guys a lot, they were hot, we had fun together, they'd make great boyfriends. And then there was the "because I could" factor, the notion that I was hot enough and smooth-talking enough to "turn" them. At least for a night.

But too many lost friendships, awkward next day interactions, and a guy who got drunk at a frat party three months after I'd blown him and told my friends he wanted to "beat up the fag" I realized that no good could come of it.

It's a big fantasy topic in gay porn-- that's what Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher are based on, the notion of "turning" straight guys, and that's all about forbidden fruit. (no pun intended)

Much less baggage and less neurotic than gays. And to #9- wrestling is my fetish and some of my best matches were with "str8" men....and some of them like to suck and fuck...some just like to JO.

R25 R26 = typical queens from R21's post

Man you nailed me, R27!!

I am a great big queen, sitting here in my parents basement in Dubuque, since it's all I can afford on my wages as a shop bottom at Ella's Fancy Finery.

I love Liza, cherish Cher and go ga-ga for GaGa.

These days I mostly write posts about how that Bernie Sanders just burns me up and how much harm he is doing to the fourth diva in my pantheon, Madame President, Miz Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton.

I thought I was doing a passable job of imitating a "bro" type of gay men, but I guess I didn't fool you.

Fiddlesticks!

Nothing. They make my skin crawl.

I wish there were only gay people in this world. It would be a better place. But then we would have to search for a means to reproduce.

R28 typical self-hating queens is pro-Trump

Pro-Trump?

I'll bear that in mind for next time, bro.

I think this is an older gay man thing. I know no gay/bi/pan guy under 25 who have this bizarre attraction to straight men. Older gay men grew up in a world where they were universally hated. They internalized a lot of that. It's been a lot easier for younger gays. They don't have as many issues.

R32 there are still gay Trump supporters...

I mean young gay Trump supporters... like that guy from Sean Cody or that Log Cabinette spic queen who was beaten up at SJ Trump rally

I love that they are no muss no fuss

[quote]But then we would have to search for a means to reproduce.

A turkey baster works just as well, if not better.

str8 men??? ewww

Their cocks taste better.

Beyond the Hollywood stereotypes, is there any difference in anyone?

[R36] Just ask Jodie Foster

I agree r32. Well young gay guys have the typical straight attraction, but once they are out and meeting other gay guys it becomes a thing of the past.

This utterly bizarre worship of straight dudes seems to be the realm of closet cases and older gays

Most same-sex oriented people are closeted or in denial, so you're talking about a huge number of people

Straight men don't giggle as much. Or say Girl, Mary, Miss Thing, Get Her, or Fierce. Nor do they snap their fingers after making a point.

All gay men that are attracted to breeder males were sexually abused by their fathers. It's science!

Do some of you even know of gay men? It's like you are writing from a basement guessing what you assume gay men must be like.

Anyone who has actually well, lived, knows gay men come in every form and the idea that every gay men is "snapping" or saying "miss thing" is utterly ridiculous.

old closeteded bitter queens haven't seen and don't want to see a happy out gay men. Their republican father's "straight" cock is all they can think about.

R32 you are right.

R46 miss thing guurrrl. Why am I reading you all ovah. Why so salty,miss thing guurrl?

They think reading to filth means checking the instructions on cleaning a septic tank filter.

They think "stinkfish" is something you can catch fishing.

Two words: Man buns.

Because gay guys are attracted to MEN. That's the conundrum with gays. They're gay because they like men and gay men usually aren't manly, but they're all they have so they have to settle from the very limited pool.

I like gay dudes who don't act like the predominant gays on DL. I met a cool gay guy who plays football every weekend with his bros and has no interest in female singers and divas.

Using the word bro = desperately trying to be masculine.

R54, uh no, it's a mainstream word used all the time by a wide variety of people. Do you live in a cave?

R53 if you're ever channel surfing with him and come across Funny Girl change the channel as fast as you can.

Otherwise he'll start slobbering over Babs and you'll be reduced to tears.

R55 of course I do. I'm posting on Datalounge.

R52 lives in 1950s

Masculinity and more chill

R59 fingers her clit

How surprising that this has devolved into one of those threads where someone tries to prove that all gay men are actually flaming queens and the ones who claim otherwise are just lying about it.

YAWN!!

R61 trans infestation on DL is really problematic

i have seen the most masculine looking gays....and when they open their mouths- they are as Nellie as can be. it is a cultural thing that we get hooked into- our own way of thinking, talking, seeing the world through different eyes than straight men.

their legs are all so straight

When you see this it's a result of nonstop trans propaganda that gay=woman. Effeminacy is forced on out gay men, and those who rejected are destroyed by trans mafia.

Wow the same troll posted all of this below. I think the one with issues here is you. Why are you so defensive? Too flamboyant? The masc4masc guys not letting you in their pants? Awww...poor thing!

What do you like about straight men?

Only self-hating trannies want "straight" men. What do you like about straight men?

R7 = typical tranny What do you like about straight men?

Pro-GOP trannies must be purged! What do you like about straight men?

R18 = straight-worshipping tranny who forces her trans stereotypes on gays What do you like about straight men?

R17 all that can be attributed to gay men, you just love your anti-gay trans fantasy that gay=woman and only real men are straight What do you like about straight men?

BRAVO R21 What do you like about straight men?

R25 R26 = typical queens from R21's post What do you like about straight men?

R28 typical self-hating queens is pro-Trump What do you like about straight men?

R32 there are still gay Trump supporters... What do you like about straight men?

I mean young gay Trump supporters... like that guy from Sean Cody or that Log Cabinette spic queen who was beaten up at SJ Trump rally What do you like about straight men?

old closeteded bitter queens haven't seen and don't want to see a happy out gay men. Their republican father's "straight" cock is all they can think about. What do you like about straight men?

R52 lives in 1950s What do you like about straight men?

R59 fingers her clit What do you like about straight men?

R61 trans infestation on DL is really problematic What do you like about straight men?

When you see this it's a result of nonstop trans propaganda that gay=woman. Effeminacy is forced on out gay men, and those who rejected are destroyed by trans mafia.

They never try to hold their farts in. They just let them rip - devil may care.

R66 = bitter tranny

[Quote]they are often incredibly loyal, uncomplicated (no sexual tension), kind and very funny.

I find "cool" straight guys to be this way r25. You still have to contend with the arrogant, Republican-type asshole straights, though.

I will say that a disproportionate number of gay men are snarky, two-faced, shallow, and overly sensitive. It's as if they're still looking for approval and acceptance from everyone, as if their confidence and value-of-self depend on it. Many straight guys aren't desperately seeking this type of recognition, since they already know they're the "right" way.

Therefore, I think many gay men are attracted to them, because they perceive a confident easiness in them, which seems to be lacking in themselves, and in many other gay men they meet.

So many deluded old queens

R68 = same troll that is having a meltdown in this thread over gay guys who prefer masculine guys over her.

Nothing R66. This whole "straight man" is a generational divide: the older lusting after these people. I would be curious to know the age demographic of the vuewing audience for gay for oay porn. Have you noticed that men who run these gay for pay studios are all old? Jake Cruise, that "Sean Cody", those two guys from amateur straight guys, Corbin Fisher. You don't see 20 year olds running the studios.

The guy who runs "military classified" is old.

Even sites like Corbin Fisher and Sean Cody had to change to handle the newest generation. The old videos used to be about emphasizing how straight they were and how they were being convinced to hook with a dude for the first time.

Now the on screen narrative is different, it is all trying to paint a picture of how much these guys are enjoying it. They never have the models talk about being straight on camera now, they definitely tried to gay it up.

R74 they still talk about girls, and every guy is forced to fuck that troll Jamie to show his "straightness"

lol, oh my R74. The "straight talk" narrative? That's weird.

But, yeah, all of these guys who run these g4p studios are all old. I guarantee theat the majority of gay men who watch that type of porn, are old too.

They ensure the continuation of the human race.

Because 8 billion people are not enough.

Except those straight men who shoot blanks.

R78 That number would drop pretty fast if men stopped humping women.

ever heard of artificial insemination?

They don't smell like Truvada. I swear it seeps out in the pores.

R69 - that's why I said it was an odd question to answer-- there's nothing all straight men have in common beyond a sexual attraction to women. But I agree with the rest of your post.

R72 - your theory almost works, but all those 20somethings are running sites on Chaturbate and Cam4 where they are pulling the same shit as Corbin Fisher-- two "straight" guys having gay sex for money.

And SC and CF have become more machine-like, there's less time spent getting to know the guys and see them" introduced" to gay sex, but the formula is still there: in the solo they talk about how much they like women and fucking women and then, as R75 noted, they need to fuck one of the resident skanks just to prove how straight they are. Then a bi scene where they fuck a skank and get blown by a guy and fuck him as the skank eggs them on. Then finally a gay scene and, if they need the money, a bottoming scene.

I'm still waiting for a popular site where there are masculine gay guys fucking. That may just be a matter of percentages: how many masculine gay guys are there who want to do gay porn? Cocky Boys tries but the guys are usually pretty femme-- Tayte Hanson may tell Cosmo he's bi, but he's in the flames-from-space category.

r7, so basically you've had a live in trick, and you a sugar daddy for 25 yrs.

r29, we've commoditized everything else in this world why not birth making. The world would actually be a better place in such a scenario. Gays and lesbians have higher iqs than straights. FACT.

R83, I don't know anything about chaturbate -- but are these guys proclaiming to be straight?

r69, I agree 100.

R86 Atticus Fox is a good example, he's gay on Randyblue, but on Chaturbate he and his bf are "straight friends"

All of our friends are str8 - we don't have even one homosexual friend.

[quote]Gays and lesbians have higher iqs than straights. FACT.

lol. That's why they dominate hair dressing, interior design, and being flight attendants while the straight counterparts are neurosurgeons, nuclear engineers, and biochemists (i.e., you can thank straight people for your HIV meds, not gays).

Actually, that's one reason I like straight men...they are almost always more intelligent...or they at least invest in it more (while queens are too busy at the gym).

Get a load of R90.

That post deserves to be grayed out and have lines through it.

Please FF R90. Do the right thing.

R90 has AIDS fetish

[quote]Please FF [R90]. Do the right thing.

I'm working on another garbage can grease fire as we speak.

What did I say that was untrue?

So sensitive.

straight men all have such straight hair!

Calling heterosexuals "straight" gives their vile perversions a sense of undeserved moral legitimacy. Heterosexuality is disgusting and vaginas are just plain awful. Why don't I just fuck a bucket of blood?

And you can have my Judy, Barbra, and Liza records, CDs, DVDs, and Blu-rays when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. And since I'm younger than most of you and don't let anyone who isn't my boyfriend bareback me, that'll be awhile.

"Heterosexuality is not 'normal', it's just common"

R90 needs to be blocked. It's just typical ignorant, homophobia that's all.

[quote]I like when straight men gay bash, murder gays, etc.

I have bad news for you. Those men who hurt gays are trying to murder the homosexuality in themselves.

[quote]Heterosexuality is disgusting

Well, it's what created you, or was that your point?

[quote]and vaginas are just plain awful. Why don't I just fuck a bucket of blood?

As opposed to a bucket of shit?

Men (AKA str8 guys) don't bash sisters, only closet cases do that.

The real man(aka str8 guy) welcomes the presence of the homosexual because he knows that as a reasult there will be all the more stinkfish available for himself!

...because at least they are willing to MAN UP and have sex with straight women, aka the disgusting buckets of blood.

because they are actual men unlike gays. They ooze raw masculinity and they are super sexy. Gays are unlovable and ugly.

Another 90 year old self hating repug at r104

Straight guys are dominant tops by definition, and 95% of gay guys prefer to be bottoms to a hot masculine guy.

Good grief. ^^

R106b don't project your tranny fantasies on gays

I f I were in a Sophie's choice situation where I had to choose between a straight guy and thousand gays, I would choose that straight guy and send the gays into gas chamber without thinking twice.

Look. a tranny is really upset nobody likes her mutilated genitals.

r110 I am not fucking tranny, you fucking piece of worthless shit.

If it quacks like a tranny and walks like a tranny it is a tranny.

straight men don't feel the need to criticize every fucking thing like the sad, hypercritical, self proclaimed "arbiters of everything" queens and that makes them much more fun to be around.

Block R112 and nearly 1/2 the thread (and 100% of all the "tranny" references) disappears. What a freak. You've been on this thread for over 5 hours, calling anyone who disagrees with you a "tranny". Wow.

R90 speak for yourself.

Sure, according to you it would be impossible for Alan Turing to be gay, right?

Block r114 and all that straight-worshipping and wishing gays to "burn in gas chambers" will disappear. What a freak.

I agree with you R114

I don't know why he's allowed to post. Can't he be blocked?

R115 don't waste your energy on people like r90 or r112 who literally want gays to burn in gas chambers

Why are people like R90, R112 flocking to DL. It didn't use to be like that 5 years ago. What happened? What's changed? DL has become too mainstream.

Why don't old closeted self-hating gay men don't kill themselves or die of AIDS already?

Gay men like the op chase straight men like puppy dogs. They are perceived as desperate and pathetic by hetero men. Their disgusting behavior marginalizes gay culture and relegates queer men to second class status - forever waiting in the wings, hoping the cool kids will acknowledge them. OP and his ilk are the reason the term "silly f@ggot" was invented. GROW THE FUCK UP!

It is easier to remove feces from the anus before sex than to remove blood and vaginal fluids from the vagina. R101's breeder supremacist ignorance is grounds for death by grease fire. Take as many breeders as you can with you; not only will the human race survive without you, we will thrive.

Gay men are hot. I mean really hot. Nothing gets me turned on more than a man who really likes men and men alone.

r122 is triggered and probably a single nelly queen

Just to inform you, R122, vaginal fluids do not have an offensive smell. It is only when they have been exposed to air and have dried on the body that they can begin to smell rank. The vaginal secretions of a woman who has bathed will not be unpleasant. Blood smells like blood. And shit always smells like shit.

And urine-stained pants of straight-worshipping eldergay from nursing home always smell like urine r124

I'm a top and I love hypercritical fussy guys. I think they're adorable and I like being inside of them.

I think it's because in my case anyway you've hung around with and are conditioned to think masculine men are hot because it's the norm.

And most masculine men are straight so you end up having a thing for straight guys

But I'm masculine myself, people are surprised when I tell them I'm gay, and I've always been "one of the guys" and had a strict masculine father growing up who owned his own construction business and taught me that "men should act like men".

I remember working with him in construction one summer when I was 12 and I feel off an awning and broke my arm and he took me to the hospital but warned me against crying because "boys don't cry".

I'm also a huge athlete who can play every sport well especially baseball. Nothing makes me happier then getting my buddies together and play some ball on a nice summer day

Just last week a Co worker of mine was shut talking me that he was probably a better hockey player them me so we played one on one with an (obvious).Open net at the Skate Zone

A lot of those masculine traits that I have and most straight guys have, most gay guys just don't. There's nothing wrong with that as I'm a proud openly masculine gay man but it is what it is

On the other hand I've hooked up with a shitload of masculine bi guys and the occasional masculine gay guy

They are out there you just got to look

And yes NOTHING is hotter then masculinity, confidence, dominance, competitiveness, and just simply loving being a guy and making no apologies for it.

Straight guys have this, most, not all, gay men do not

You sound hot R127.

I wish I knew you.

nothing hot in ancient gay=woman stereotypes

Most gay men simply weren't conditioned and taught how to be MEN. Most gay men when they're younger hang out with the girls and mimic that feminine

Again there's nothing wrong with that as they're being themselves but at the same time aside from a small group of gay men, most gay men even the feminine ones themselves are not even attracted to that stereotypical effeminate gay man.

IT is what it is

I was always around masculine men growing up so too me that was normal even if I knew I was attracted to guys.

Even now I'll go out drinking with my buds and we'll plays darts or shoot pool and I always drink Molson beer followed by some shots of Jack Daniels.

Sometimes we'll get to drunk and talk shit and fight like men but since we're buds we get over it the next day

Farting contests are also common even lighting your buddies farts on fire for fun

I'm a proud championship farter and burper too.

Nothing brings a smile to my face more then someone ripping ass or fart jokes.

Being a man is awesome

I'm both R127 and R130

Many straight men are hot, just like many gay men are hot.

We like them, because our sexual orientation is toward MEN, not THEIR sexual orientation, which attraction can't see or doesn't know.

We only know we adore men.

So, you may develop a conscious discrimination policy against straight men once you discover or assume their orientation.

But primally, you're only attracted to men's looks and your id doesn't give a shit/can't know their total personality.

The bigger question is, why are straight me so stupid?

R133 straight men act stupid once they become "pussy whipped" and of course I make fun of them for that. LOL

Masculine guy men like me don't have that problem

They don't whip out their calculators and dibby up the restaurant bill to figure out who owes what. They just pick up the damn tab.

R135 -- I think you mean DIVVY up the bill.

I like masculine drama free guys

hard to find a gay guy like that.

Presumably when R127 and R130 is done being gruff and manly, he relocates to Datalounge, where he can talk about 30s divas until his masculine heart's content.

69 nailed it- are you a shrink?

r119 five years ago? isn't that when michael k's format changed?

[quote] What do you like about straight men?

The same thing I like about gay men... their COCKS!

R138 wow. The reason a lot of people HATE queeny, Feminine Gay men

Have fun with your cats buddy!

Masculinity, sports, chill laid back vibe (no worries bro)

Nothing worse than a catty, bitchy cynical man. Men should never be catty or bitchy. Too many gay dudes are like this, which gives society more reason to stay away from them.

We need David! Maybe we could try summon him.

And 'straight me' are just an easy fuck once you've drugged them and slapped them like the bitches they actually are. Otherwise, nothing interesting about them.

I think R127 is particularly right about one thing - a lot of gay men are mainly socialised by their mothers and sisters, and take on their values and behaviours. You must be quite a showstopper, R127, with your farting and burping contests. Tell us how you maintain the line that keeps your straight friendships going. What happens when you all get drunk? Also, does your father know you're gay and does he accept it?

R128 hot guys wouldn't be posting TL;DR posts. they've got better things to do with their hot time. Ergo, he is not hot.

Sadly, any desirable man (aka str8 guy) will be captured by a stinkfish.

I think some things just boil down to number. There are more straight men than gay men. So we happen to come across all the things were attracted to, including masculinity, at much higher rates. I think stereotypes DO exist but they're dying off with my generation. Not only sexuality but also gender roles as a whole were much more rigid. Look at all the classic hollywood actors who were not Bi but gay and many behaved like the quintessential heteros. No one would every expect otherwise.

After a while r127 and r130 seem like a parody post...But I don't think it is.

I wish I knew all the chill hetero guys you all apparently do. I don't know a single straight guy who isn't bitchy, complainy, gossip and/or a control freak.

R128 that's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

I'm sure there are plenty of good looking guys who post in here

I was reading the thread and decided to add my 2 cents and also I'm telling you guys that you don't have to go after and fantasize over straight guys there are plenty of hay and bisexual guys that have that masculinity that we fund attractive in straight guys. You just have to look for it

I've been considered good looking by many people throughout my life but beauty is in the eye of the beholder

I meant R147 That's The Dumbest thing I ever heard

I think there are more masculine bi and straight young dudes today than ever before. I encounter them shooting hoots at the gym, straight sports bars, through friends and they often are indistinguishable from their straight bros.

It's not about straight men being straight but about their ease of self. But that is a myth. Just like many gays trying to act "straight" I have known many straight guys doing the same thing. Straight men are always about the pack, the group mentality- everyone acts and presents the same way. Many straight guys are putting on that face. But underneath they are as insecure and self- hating as we can be. I don't desire or envy them. Sometime I empathize with them, and some times I see seem as dopes. They follow a mentality that makes " Lord of The Flies " look tame.

Now my straight male friends are always men of their own. My attraction to them as a friend is that they don't answer to stereotypes . They are the best friends I have had in my life. Loyal, smart, funny, and totality real. They still do things that require an adult in the room. But I am never bored by them. Smart people are never boring.

Uh shooting hoops

Most of the people posting here I have blocked. My post numbers go: 146, 155.

Who cares r157, you're simple

157 is an omega male

Exactly. So weak and feeble, like a little girl

Does R157 play the lottery too?

Good for you for asserting your blocking privileges, R157.

HATERosexual "men" are the ones who taught us to hate ourselves. They're the ones who instill an anti-intellectual disdain and contempt for the finer things in life into the cultural psyche. And they're the ones trying to take away our hard-won civil rights, as they were the ones who stood in our way in the first place.

And worst of all, they don't wash their holes properly.

Whatever dude

This had the potential of being an interesting thread, and there were a few thoughtful replies.

But most of the bitchy, whiny, hate-filled posts here essentially answered the OP's question.

R165 yup. About a year ago my company hired 4 guys fresh out of college, 3 straight guys and 1 very flamboyant Lady Gaga loving all my best friends are girls gay guy named Anthony and you had to refer to him as ANTHONY he wouldn't respond if you called him Tony or Ant.

I let Anthony know early on that I was gay and he was surprised and then eventually cane on to me asking me to hook up with him and he told me I was "straight acting" , I hate that term by the way and "hot". I told him I was flattered but I'm not interested and we can be friends.

Me and the 3 straight guys who were all hot by the way hit it off and became buddies immediately bonding over sports and hunting, we'll at least 1 of them anyway

The one straight guy Tom and I would go to the gym together as workout buddies and I was a bit older then Tom, I was in my late 20s and he was in his early 20s and he'd try to talk shit when he was spotting me when I was benching and he would try to tea bag me and rip a fart to throw my concentration off. I would ball tap him and call him "a little pussy" all in good fun

One day at the gym I let him know I was gay he was surprised and thought I was joking but was cool with it

A few weeks later the 4 of us went to see the Red Sox and we have a few beers after. Anthony the gay dude came up in conversation and I told the other guys I was gay under the impression that Tom had something. They were surprised but we remained good buddies since then and I still work out with Tom whenever he has the chance

Anthony and his "girl squad" became a gossipping, nightmare at work after I turned his advances down and he began to mock the way I supposedly acted by being all "Yo what's up brother I'm so masculine". Eventually I went to HR about it, in real life this guy would of been beating the fuck up.

He's the EXACT epitome if the nasty, bitter, queen gay guy that I want no part of

His personality is the complete opposite of how a man should act and carry themselves

People like him are an embarrassment to gay men everywhere

He even went as far as to start rumors that me and Tom were having a thing which we both laughed off

It's a damp shame, you're fortunate enough to be born a male and yet you decide to act like the worst stereotype of women

You hang out with all girls and don't understand that beautiful "male bonding" or how awesome it is to be a dude

Well said R166.

R166 and all his other posts exemplifies not only why straight guys dislike gays but why gays would dislike straight guys:

[quote]You hang out with all girls and don't understand that beautiful "male bonding" or how awesome it is to be a dude

So forced and cheesy. You sound like you're reading from a script.

And yes! The abundant beauties of dudely bonding--examples consisting of farting on each other and talking like retarded middle schoolers.

R168 somebody is bitter

One of my best buddies is a feminine gay guy and he's one of the nicest most honest people I ever meant

I'm talking about nasty, bitchy gay guys that spread lies and pretend like they're in Mean Girls all the time.

Hot straight dudes are the BEST.

R170 and a LOT of the younger ones in their 20s are all bicurious and experimenting

I have about 5 bicurious/straight guys that I currently mess around with. We're all good buddies but they need that something extra

10 or 15 years ago it was all about WOMEN experimenting and being bicurious now it's the dudes doing it.

It's all good

R166 -- Bravo! You put into words what a lot of gay guys think and experience. Thank you for being so eloquent.

RE: R127

[quote]Nothing makes me happier then getting my buddies together and play some ball on a nice summer day

This is the gayest thing I've read all day, and I'm on the Datalounge.

R173, you read all of that? Good for you -- just seemed like rambling bullshit to me.

R173 that's great. Although you're reading way much into it as nothing gay happened.

Here's a little secret, a LOT of guys like to hang out and play sports for fun

In fact the majority

Maybe you need to look into why that bothers you.

The guys here being cunty about straight guys are basically exemplifying why some of us enjoy our friendships with straight men.

[quote]farting on each other and talking like retarded middle schoolers.

I'm sorry your idea of straight guys comes from 80s teen comedies. Maybe you should get to know some.

It's not necessary to lash out at those of us who aren't narrow-minded about our friends. If you lack the social skills or interests to fit in with het guys, that's not our fault or theirs.

What I Iike is that they are blowjob crazy.

R127 / R175 - I didn't mean gay as in gay sex, I meant gay as in retarded. Your twee post about guys playing ball in the sunshine was the most retarded thing I had read all day. That was upstaged by your bitchtastic rebuttal.

R178 OK buddy. Is bitchtastic even word?

R127, I was impressed by one thing you said above, that instead of celebrating and developing their innate masculinity, many gays choose instead to emulate the worst stereotypes of women. I think you should quit while you're ahead, before everyone here blocks you for being incredibly annoying.

[quote]I'm sorry your idea of straight guys comes from 80s teen comedies. Maybe you should get to know some.

Umm, that "Idea of straight guys" which you refer to was derived directly from r166. He literally talks about how much fun it is to go to the gym and fart at each other. And, yes, r166 absolutely does talk like a retarded middle schooler.

They are my best friends. Literally all my best friends are straight dudes

I would never want to have sex with a straight guy but the vast majority of my friends are straight guys. The one thing I like about some straight guys is that they are usually so unaware of how hot they are and they don't care.

R42 WTF? Unless you are talking about the entire human population (Africa, The Middle East etc.) and not just western world. Otherwise you are fucking insane

Most of them are Trump supporters! Who wouldn't love that?

They quite often bore the absolute fuck out of me.

It's sad that most gay men don't realize that 99% of straight guys--that they aren't related to--consider gay men to be freaks/weirdos.

I think the guys who are obsessed with straight guys because of the manliness aspect just aren't attractive enough to get what they believe they deserve from gay men.

Conventional masculinity is hot

The flip side is the worst. All these guys (including the straight ones now) doing their best to be super-masc. it is so obvious.

Give me an honest guy who doesn’t craft an image to satisfy other people. That is a man.

I look at them as a challenge. I'll prompt them with a little teasing. If I read their social clues correctly and I like their responses, I am at least able to give them a blow job. We're talking fraternity men here!

Feet

I can appreciate an attractive straight man but I never knowingly pursued one. I'm not at all one of those guys who focuses on them.

Strange thing is I'm new to Chaturbate and some of the guys I find the most attractive whose thumbnails I click on turn out to be interested in only women. Often I'm able to guess before I look at their profile. They have a certain facial appearance that clues me in. I'm not intentionally looking for them and I do check out lots of profiles. Sometimes though I'll guess that a guy will be interested in only women and it turns out to not be the case.

I kind of fell in love with a straight friend once. That was ROUGH. I reached a point where I realized what a dickhead he was, and that I was living in my own personal fantasy world. We were friends for about 3 years through work.

It was all alcohol based too. He and his wife only would hang out if you drank with them.

One night after drinking 6-7 beers, I woke up at 3 AM on their couch, barely sober, got my keys/phone off of their kitchen counter- and left.

I never spoke with them again. They texted me a few times. Never replied.

Straight guys talk incessantly of pussy and they fall asleep at the Opera No, thank you.

Straight men don't have to think about anything because the whole set-up was created by and for THEM. You know: what's the problem?

This is why they piss me off so bad.

Fantasy