Is scat making a cumback?
When I started cruising back in the 70s, all guys could talk about was scat. It was the next big thing, the big kahuna, what you really had to do if you were a real man and not a twink. Maybe it was because guys back then didn't douche, so it was part for the course to get shit on your dick. You learned to tolerate shit, to embrace it, to accept it like spit, cum, piss, and blood as the normal byproduct of a good gay breeding. For a while in the 90s and 2000s everyone was squeamish. Shit on a dick meant having to slink back to the toilet to clean up. But I think scat is due a comeback.
Most bottoms are scatpigs without knowing it.. They need a little push. I was fucking this Gen Y chub a couple of days back. Felt like I had to drop a load so I did it on his parquet floor. He looked at me quizzically and then just snarfed my turd down like it was the most natural thing in the world. That got me going for scat again. I'm in my late 50s, but in fucking good shape. I'll see if I can get a few twinks on board.
Anyone here longing for a scat revival?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 6, 2021 10:31 PM
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I know fisting is but scat was never a thing.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 21, 2016 2:07 PM
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Scat is fucking hot. Nothing shows a top's dominance of a f@g bottom like forcing the little bitch to eat a real man's shit.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 21, 2016 2:18 PM
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Enjoy the possibility of E. coli infection. You've earned it!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 21, 2016 2:19 PM
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Gotta love these fab "cumbacks"!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | May 21, 2016 2:26 PM
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Did you ever stop to think that maybe there's a reason the body tries to excrete these substances from the first place?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 21, 2016 2:27 PM
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Eating your own shit is disgusting, yes, but probably not bad for your health. After all, it's going back into the same system it came out of.
Eat someone else's and you're eating colossal amounts of every gut infection they have, including of course worm eggs. Bon appetit!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | May 21, 2016 2:38 PM
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I think you meant it "was part of the coarse."
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 21, 2016 2:40 PM
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[quote]it was[bold] part for the course[/bold] to get shit on your dick.
I'm sure you meant "par for the course," shithead.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 21, 2016 2:40 PM
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Scat Troll: instead of boring us all with faux questions because you're sexually frustrated, why don't you just buy a one-way ticket to Berlin or Hamburg where you paddle around in poo night and day in sex clubs with mobs who share your taste.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 21, 2016 2:41 PM
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How would you know if you have intestinal worms? Do you shit them out and see them still moving?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 21, 2016 2:42 PM
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[quote]How would you know if you have intestinal worms? Do you shit them out and see them still moving?
OP feels them wriggle in his mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 21, 2016 3:04 PM
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Usually cramps and abdominal pain. Bloody diarrhea. Sometimes vomiting or fever. The worms don't want to come out of course, so it's rare to see them in stool, but it happens on occasion.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 21, 2016 3:05 PM
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OH MY GOD!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE, BY FAR, THE MOST VILE AND DIS-GUSTING POST I'VE EVER SEEN ON DL!!! OP, YOU NEED SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP, YOU AND YOUR YOUNGER FAT FRIEND ARE SERIOUSLY DISTURBED!!! SCAT = BLECH!!! GAG!!! VOMIT!!! By the way, did you kiss your coprophagic chub playmate after his little snack?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 21, 2016 3:16 PM
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Shit must taste like... well, shit
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 21, 2016 3:23 PM
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"SCAT = BLECH!!!"
Datalounge. Where Alfred E. Neuman goes to die.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 21, 2016 3:27 PM
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This is disgusting. Why are gays so deranged and self-destructive? Is it not enough to be homosexual? You have to eat excrement & get fisted, as well. Ugh.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | May 21, 2016 4:10 PM
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R21, enough with your idiotic sweeping generalizations.
I'm the biggest fairy ever, and I've NEVER had desire to do any of your (self projecting) acts of deviation.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 21, 2016 4:14 PM
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No to scat, yes to fisting. Fisting is fun.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 21, 2016 4:16 PM
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Well millennials are full of shit, so this is working out well for them.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 21, 2016 4:46 PM
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[quote]Eating your own shit is disgusting, yes, but probably not bad for your health. After all, it's going back into the same system it came out of.
How uneducated and ridiculous. When you ingest feces you are putting it into your stomach, a place where feces is NEVER supposed to go. You can easily come down with all sorts of intestinal maladies by consuming feces, your own or someone elses.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 21, 2016 5:05 PM
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OP here - I don't eat shit, I make bottoms eat mine. The point is most bottoms are scatpigs waiting to break free. It's fucking liberating. Remember the first time you fucked a dude up the ass, and you got shit all over your dick. Kind of hot, right?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 21, 2016 5:09 PM
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No OP, Literally no sane ppl ever enjoy that. The fact that you feel it is naturally 2 drop a load in the middle of plowing some guy says a lot about your mental stability or the lack there of.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 21, 2016 5:12 PM
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R28 - at my age Tina gives me the occasional bout of diarrhea. When you gotta go you gotta go.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 21, 2016 6:09 PM
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"at my age" and "Tina" do not belong in the same sentence.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 21, 2016 6:11 PM
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[quote]This is disgusting. Why are gays so deranged and self-destructive? Is it not enough to be homosexual? You have to eat excrement & get fisted, as well. Ugh.
Yeah. Cause straights never do that.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 11, 2016 12:22 PM
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It's all the rage! Everyone's learning how to make it!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 11, 2016 12:28 PM
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Does anyone know scat clubs for older clubs near Amarillo?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 22, 2016 2:17 PM
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I meant chubs - autocorrect got me again.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 22, 2016 2:18 PM
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R27 should have "shitstirrer" tattooed on his forehead.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 22, 2016 2:24 PM
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yes, millennials like scat
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 8, 2018 7:11 PM
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I just had my first experience with Scat very recently. My longtime gal had been wanting to try it out forever so finally about a week ago. I caved, I mean after all you only live once right?
I decided that the "night" would be very special. I made a very special dinner of steak burritos, chili, and chocolate milk. And for dessert-bacon and eggs. I felt like I was training for a marathon!
Anyway after dinner we started fooling around. After a while of that my gal, Beatrice, started probing my "brown eye" as she called it with her thumb. Now mind you my gal Beatrice is not tiny she looks a lot like Shirley Hemphill but with the elegance and class of Jackie O. Anyway her thumb is going further and further up my poop shoot and still I feel nothing. This goes on for a good ten minutes (though it felt like hours) but nothing is coming out. Beatrice then stuck not one, not two, not three, but four suppositories up there. But still...no go. I told her that coffee enemas were supposed to work good. Well we didn't have an enema tube so she just started sucking up sanka with a bendy straw and squirting it in my whole. After another twenty minutes without any numero due in sight. We gave up.
I could see how heartbroken she was so I agreed to let her be the crapper (since it was my first time I was supposed to just be the crapper and she the crappee.) so she went at it with gusto. She let out about three juicy logs on my ninnies. But the best(?) was yet to come, all of the sudden this stream of poop came flying out of her squinty and it came out fast! It was kind of like the Trevi Fountain except it was like the Trevi Fountain if dookee came out and not water. Well, there was SOME water, but not a lot. My God I don't know how it happened but a half eaten cinnamon donut came out of there. It was truly a horn of plenty of non digestable viddles.
Anyhoo, we played around for an hour and then through the sheets in the oven to dry them off before throwing them in the trash. All in all not a bad experience, but not something that I would want to do everyday. Special occasions? Maybe.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 28, 2020 6:57 AM
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This is one of those homophobic trolls who just comes to DL to gay bash and accuse us of scat "like it's the most natural thing in the world."
They need IP address and device bans.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 28, 2020 6:58 AM
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R40 Link to other threads?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 28, 2020 7:02 AM
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I fucking hope not. Stomach churning
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 29, 2021 11:42 AM
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