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Why is Anthony Recker so popular on DL?

He's a nobody.

by Anonymousreply 594March 18, 2019 5:53 PM

One BIG reason

by Anonymousreply 1May 20, 2016 2:54 AM

[quote] One BIG reason —His rear end

What about his rear end?

by Anonymousreply 2May 20, 2016 2:57 AM

What's so special about Recker? There's no reason for him to be a sex object for gay men.

by Anonymousreply 3May 20, 2016 3:07 AM

The womanly features troll never gives up. I would love a thread where you just tell us about yourself man. I am intrigued.

by Anonymousreply 4May 20, 2016 3:10 AM

Why you bring up the womanly features troll?

by Anonymousreply 5May 20, 2016 3:14 AM

He's cute and seems like a decent guy.

But mostly DAT ASS.

by Anonymousreply 6May 20, 2016 3:20 AM

[quote] He's cute and seems like a decent guy.

But why is he associated with "feminine features"?

by Anonymousreply 7May 20, 2016 3:30 AM

[quote] He's cute and seems like a decent guy.

But why is he associated with "feminine features"?

by Anonymousreply 8May 20, 2016 3:39 AM

He seems like a decent, if not very bright, guy.

by Anonymousreply 9May 20, 2016 3:48 AM

He's a very manly man. Classically handsome. Not feminine at all.

by Anonymousreply 10May 20, 2016 4:00 AM

Recker is a good man.

by Anonymousreply 11May 20, 2016 4:24 AM

Recker!

by Anonymousreply 12May 20, 2016 5:23 AM

He's very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 13May 20, 2016 1:34 PM

Who is this guy and why is he a "thing" on DL?

by Anonymousreply 14May 20, 2016 3:32 PM

Recker bump.

by Anonymousreply 15May 20, 2016 8:37 PM

He isn't popular.

It's Recker himself who shows up here looking for attention.

It's quite sad...

by Anonymousreply 16May 20, 2016 8:40 PM

Why would he do that, R16? And if it's true, it is indeed quite sad.

by Anonymousreply 17May 20, 2016 8:48 PM

Who is he? He's not a celeb that I've heard of.

by Anonymousreply 18May 20, 2016 9:00 PM

The Feminine Features Troll is the author of this thread.

OP how do you feel about Chris Colfer and Cillian Murphy?

by Anonymousreply 19May 20, 2016 9:02 PM

[quote] The Feminine Features Troll is the author of this thread

Why bring up the feminine features troll.

by Anonymousreply 20May 20, 2016 9:05 PM

Is the FFT some sort of droid?

by Anonymousreply 21May 20, 2016 9:19 PM

You just know he cracks some sizzling hot farts out of the little moist hole, nestled deep within his fat, bulbous ass cheeks!

by Anonymousreply 22May 20, 2016 9:22 PM

Why droid, R21?

by Anonymousreply 23May 20, 2016 9:33 PM

I'd wreck-er that ass!

by Anonymousreply 24May 20, 2016 9:45 PM

[quote] how do you feel about Chris Colfer and Cillian Murphy?

I think the feminine features troll is into curvy, feminine bodies not feminine faces. See example of Matt Damon who has a woman's lower body but a manly face.

by Anonymousreply 25May 20, 2016 11:25 PM

I know people in common with Recker, and based on what I know, he's not the type to seek attention or post on boards about himself. From what I know about him, he'd be baffled by the attention he gets here (or anywhere for that matter) and why he gets that attention. That being said, he could be an inner narcissist or masochist. A lot of the comments here about him are not positive.

by Anonymousreply 26May 21, 2016 12:52 AM

So who is this man?

by Anonymousreply 27May 21, 2016 11:25 AM

Recker bump

by Anonymousreply 28May 21, 2016 5:43 PM

Recker

by Anonymousreply 29May 21, 2016 7:47 PM

He is quite simply a Wonder of Nature!

by Anonymousreply 30May 21, 2016 8:17 PM

[quote] He is quite simply a Wonder of Nature!

Why is he a wonder of nature?

by Anonymousreply 31May 21, 2016 8:19 PM

r31 Because he is a man and he is a woman simultaneously ; manlier than the manliest man and more womenly than the womanliest woman; he is a chimera; awonder of nature; THE Wonder of Nature

by Anonymousreply 32May 21, 2016 9:48 PM

Because he gave birth to his own lover

by Anonymousreply 33May 21, 2016 10:14 PM

[quote] Because he gave birth to his own lover

What does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 34May 21, 2016 10:18 PM

He has a big, fat ass and he owns it!!

by Anonymousreply 35May 21, 2016 10:29 PM

[quote] [R31] Because he is a man and he is a woman simultaneously ; manlier than the manliest man and more womenly than the womanliest woman; he is a chimera; awonder of nature; THE Wonder of Nature

WTF? Please explain that and make sense of it.

by Anonymousreply 36May 21, 2016 10:35 PM

That PMBT fella gets a lot of press around here, but this particular troll is the most insipid

by Anonymousreply 37May 21, 2016 10:44 PM

He knows he can't run away from it - SO HE DOESNT!!

by Anonymousreply 38May 21, 2016 10:47 PM

He makes that think thing work for him- that thing punches a clock!

by Anonymousreply 39May 21, 2016 10:50 PM

It's made him a laughingstock among his peers

by Anonymousreply 40May 21, 2016 10:51 PM

That's why he shows up on this board anonymously to feed his addiction

by Anonymousreply 41May 21, 2016 10:53 PM

[quote] He knows he can't run away from it - SO HE DOESNT

[quote] He makes that think thing work for him- that thing punches a clock!

[quote] made him a laughingstock among his peers

[quote] That's why he shows up on this board anonymously to feed his addiction

These things make no sense. Please explain them. "That think" ?

by Anonymousreply 42May 21, 2016 10:55 PM

He is a wonder of nature because he knows just how to crack deliciously foul, gassy, eye-watering rippers out of his luscious farthole, nestled deep within his big bodacious butt cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 43May 21, 2016 10:58 PM

I think that think is that thing or thang urbanspeak!

by Anonymousreply 44May 21, 2016 11:03 PM

That thing doesn't take a day off! Know what I'm say'n!

by Anonymousreply 45May 21, 2016 11:10 PM

That thing ain't play'n hookey!

by Anonymousreply 46May 21, 2016 11:20 PM

Dat ass shows up!

by Anonymousreply 47May 22, 2016 12:51 AM

Where've that ass is tonight : it's HEADLINING!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 48May 22, 2016 12:58 AM

Well, there's this

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by Anonymousreply 49May 22, 2016 1:07 AM

[quote] Where've that ass is tonight : it's HEADLINING!!!!!!!!

What does this mean?

by Anonymousreply 50May 22, 2016 1:08 AM

And dis

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by Anonymousreply 51May 22, 2016 1:08 AM

Backviews??

by Anonymousreply 52May 22, 2016 1:08 AM

Did you say backview?

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by Anonymousreply 53May 22, 2016 1:09 AM

^For the love of God! This must be a porn outtake!

by Anonymousreply 54May 22, 2016 1:11 AM

^^The whole team is going to line up behind that!

by Anonymousreply 55May 22, 2016 1:12 AM

If you can't understand what Anthony has, I can't help you...

This guy's ass alone qualifies him a superhero.

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by Anonymousreply 56May 22, 2016 1:12 AM

R32, R33 and R38-R41 make no sense. What do they mean?

by Anonymousreply 57May 22, 2016 1:12 AM

Hey Tony, would like for me to give you a rim job?

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by Anonymousreply 58May 22, 2016 1:14 AM

Ok, but you've got to get into position for me to rim you

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by Anonymousreply 59May 22, 2016 1:16 AM

Gawd, I could use a tongue up my asshole....

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by Anonymousreply 60May 22, 2016 1:17 AM

That's his SUPERPOWER! Amen!

by Anonymousreply 61May 22, 2016 1:18 AM

And he knows the Gays want his Booty

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by Anonymousreply 62May 22, 2016 1:20 AM

I'd ike to think that Recker doesn't a mind a good Gay Rim Job once in awhile

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by Anonymousreply 63May 22, 2016 1:25 AM

Imagine the stink of hot bubble fart emanating from the inner back seam of those tight football pants. You know the whole team wants to get their face in there.

by Anonymousreply 64May 22, 2016 1:26 AM

That guy must never be alone in the shower

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by Anonymousreply 65May 22, 2016 1:29 AM

I can smell his big farty ass from here!

by Anonymousreply 66May 22, 2016 1:32 AM

Recker's bubble butt relative to a mere mortal's ass

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by Anonymousreply 67May 22, 2016 1:35 AM

With his dog

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by Anonymousreply 68May 22, 2016 1:38 AM

Recker is walking Sex

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by Anonymousreply 69May 22, 2016 1:42 AM

this thread has put Matt Damon on suicide watch!

by Anonymousreply 70May 22, 2016 1:47 AM

Gorgeous from every angle - an impressive bulge

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by Anonymousreply 71May 22, 2016 1:47 AM

[quote] this thread has put Matt Damon on suicide watch!

Why?

by Anonymousreply 72May 22, 2016 1:49 AM

Aw, shucks....

I'm just a regular guy

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by Anonymousreply 73May 22, 2016 1:49 AM

Why do people say he has a woman's body? He's very masculine and chiseled.

by Anonymousreply 74May 22, 2016 1:50 AM

Any more pics of his fat farty ass?

by Anonymousreply 75May 22, 2016 1:52 AM

Just doing my job...

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by Anonymousreply 76May 22, 2016 1:53 AM

R76, would you like to kneel behind Anthony Recker and let him crack a string of hot bubble farts into your open mouth?

by Anonymousreply 77May 22, 2016 1:56 AM

Sadly, his wife probably thinks rim jobs are nasty...

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by Anonymousreply 78May 22, 2016 1:57 AM

His boring wife would be lucky to receive a Dutch oven from his big farty buttocks.

by Anonymousreply 79May 22, 2016 1:58 AM

Matt wants to present tomorrow: high noon!

by Anonymousreply 80May 22, 2016 1:58 AM

So why is he said to be "womanly" or "feminine"?

by Anonymousreply 81May 22, 2016 1:58 AM

[quote] Matt wants to present tomorrow: high noon!

Why do you compare him to Matt Damon? They're nothing alike?

by Anonymousreply 82May 22, 2016 2:04 AM

Who knows...

Latin men, particularly Brazilian men, want to desired for their bulges and their penises...in many Latin cultures if a man present his ass, it makes him viewed as submissive or weak...or maybe even feminine

I don't fully understand it but it's probably something cultural.

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by Anonymousreply 83May 22, 2016 2:09 AM

I agree, it's all some misguided, out-dated Latin machismo or some other cultural bullshit

I only hope he ages well....

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by Anonymousreply 84May 22, 2016 2:13 AM

[quote] in many Latin cultures if a man present his ass, it makes him viewed as submissive or weak...or maybe even feminine

I know Recker is mixed race, Latin or "white adjacent' in DL terms, but I don't know why that makes him feminine, submissive or weak. He's a big guy.

by Anonymousreply 85May 22, 2016 2:14 AM

BIG farty ass @ R84!

by Anonymousreply 86May 22, 2016 2:23 AM

Recker is on a drunken rampage tonight!

by Anonymousreply 87May 22, 2016 5:57 AM

Most importantly, does his ass look like a woman's? If so, in what ways?

by Anonymousreply 88May 22, 2016 8:04 AM

It looks like a broad's ass because he never wipes...

Some say his hole imitates a monkey chewing tobacco

by Anonymousreply 89May 22, 2016 8:08 AM

Why is water wet?

by Anonymousreply 90May 22, 2016 10:33 AM

Look, if his wife can't take on the job- someone has to be brought in! They have to contract out -someone has to take care of that Man's Ass!

It needs to be licked and pampered and ultimately pounded like a cut of veal-

by Anonymousreply 91May 22, 2016 12:31 PM

Someone has to tell that wife: This isn't triple A anymore- that ass has been bumped up to the MAJOR LEAGUE!!

by Anonymousreply 92May 22, 2016 12:35 PM

[quote] someone has to take care of that Man's Ass!

Is it a Man's Ass?

by Anonymousreply 93May 22, 2016 1:06 PM

Depends what he's wearing - he knows how to present in 2 languages!

by Anonymousreply 94May 22, 2016 1:08 PM

Looky here, you know that ass is bi-lingual?

by Anonymousreply 95May 22, 2016 1:10 PM

[quote],he knows how to present in 2 languages!

Two languages?

by Anonymousreply 96May 22, 2016 1:10 PM

Dat ass wears many Hats!

by Anonymousreply 97May 22, 2016 1:13 PM
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by Anonymousreply 98May 22, 2016 1:16 PM

Look Here^ I ain't splaining my ass to no blind bitch! You need Braille? My ass is off the charts!!!

by Anonymousreply 99May 22, 2016 1:21 PM

Why is his ass shaped that way? No other man's ass I know of is shaped like that. Bizarre genetics.

by Anonymousreply 100May 22, 2016 1:39 PM

If you put a nice hard cock in - you can get a DNA sample!

by Anonymousreply 101May 22, 2016 1:56 PM

[quote] If you put a nice hard cock in - you can get a DNA sample!

I doubt any of us have cocks big enough to put it in there.

by Anonymousreply 102May 22, 2016 2:09 PM

Poor Anthony actually doesn't look hot in jeans - his legs and thighs are so big he has to buy really baggy mom jeans that don't show his off his best "features"....

But he sure looks good in everything else...

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by Anonymousreply 103May 22, 2016 2:51 PM

^ "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about"

by Anonymousreply 104May 22, 2016 2:52 PM

[quote] Poor Anthony actually doesn't look hot in jeans

Do you have pics of Anthony in jeans or have you seen him in person wearing jeans?

by Anonymousreply 105May 22, 2016 2:54 PM

Can I help you hold da hot booty up, Tony?

I'll use my tongue...

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by Anonymousreply 106May 22, 2016 2:55 PM

You know he extra dries those cottons to make them double snuggy

by Anonymousreply 107May 22, 2016 2:59 PM

Even in jeans...dat ass

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by Anonymousreply 108May 22, 2016 2:59 PM

Thanks for loving my big booty, guys...

I may need a good rim job soon.

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by Anonymousreply 109May 22, 2016 3:03 PM

Wouldn't he get his jeans and pants custom tailored/made like Sidney Crosby?

by Anonymousreply 110May 22, 2016 3:04 PM

Should they be let out by a team of crackerjack seamstresses?

by Anonymousreply 111May 22, 2016 3:09 PM

R102 I think we should ALL give it the old college try! It's a challenge I'm willing to mount!!

by Anonymousreply 112May 22, 2016 3:17 PM

[quote] It's a challenge I'm willing to mount!!

Mount. Tehe.

by Anonymousreply 113May 22, 2016 3:24 PM

[quote]Who is he? He's not a celeb that I've heard of.

Not surprising, Judy

by Anonymousreply 114May 22, 2016 3:37 PM

Why do people say he has a woman's body?

by Anonymousreply 115May 22, 2016 4:32 PM

It's amazing people can look at a shot such as R103 and then act confused by the idea that Recker comes onto DL anonymously to feed his addiction to having his ass discussed.

Recker IS the WAT...

by Anonymousreply 116May 22, 2016 5:21 PM

What would be so addicting to him about having his ass discussed?

by Anonymousreply 117May 22, 2016 5:24 PM

He can't get enough of hearing it looks like Sophia Loren

by Anonymousreply 118May 22, 2016 5:40 PM

[quote] Recker IS the WAT...

What I am confused by is why he would want his ass being deemed womanly. Most men would not find that a compliment.

by Anonymousreply 119May 22, 2016 5:45 PM

R119:

By your own admission, 'most men' wouldn't which means some men would.

Explain why he would voluntary pose as he did at R103 if he was ashamed of his feminine ass and wanted to hide it?

Get over your provincial notions.

They are tedious

by Anonymousreply 120May 22, 2016 5:47 PM

Anthony Recker is not popular on DL, the majority of replies in this thread, and the onther thread with a similar title, are written by the Anthony Recker troll talking to himself using two browsers simultaneously - your grammar and syntax gives you away, OP/troll.

by Anonymousreply 121May 22, 2016 5:48 PM

[quote] if he was ashamed of his feminine ass and wanted to hide it?

"If" he was ashamed. Why would he even think he has a feminine ass? Guys don't go around saying or thinking "I have a beautiful feminine ass."

by Anonymousreply 122May 22, 2016 7:07 PM

Shoo tard

by Anonymousreply 123May 22, 2016 7:09 PM

Op must be a clueless frau. Here'sh a hint he has a monster ass.

by Anonymousreply 124May 22, 2016 7:26 PM

[quote] Op must be a clueless frau. Here'sh a hint he has a monster ass.

Is it a feminine ass? Like I said, I don't think a guy would think or be proud of having a feminine ass.

by Anonymousreply 125May 22, 2016 7:28 PM

Shoo tard

by Anonymousreply 126May 22, 2016 7:29 PM

The weekends are really FRAU CENTRAL around here- can they even fake a sense of humor! Or try to imagine what it's like to be witty?

by Anonymousreply 127May 22, 2016 8:00 PM

The Fraus act like they're correcting papers on DL or catching mistakes! They don't add to it being funny or interesting!

by Anonymousreply 128May 22, 2016 8:03 PM

White Fraus and black women are the least compatible people! They really can't stand each other! Can't they take their historic "beef" somewhere else!

by Anonymousreply 129May 22, 2016 8:07 PM

Anthony Recker is what we now call his marvellous ass. Howdy Doody can be his real name, for all we care.

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by Anonymousreply 130May 22, 2016 8:10 PM

I'm not a Frau by any means. I'm just wondering why he would think he has a feminine ass and think that's something praiseworthy (and addicting) or why others would think he has a feminine ass.

by Anonymousreply 131May 22, 2016 8:21 PM

Shoo tard

by Anonymousreply 132May 22, 2016 8:24 PM

No, it's not a Frau thing infecting this thread (and its many many many iterations)... What we have here is someone the spectrum… seriously....additionally with a FETISH -- and then some!… Which is fucking batshit cubed! Abandon thread and fumigate!

by Anonymousreply 133May 22, 2016 8:53 PM

You'll need to fumigate everywhere once you've smelled a raw gassy fart from Recker's juicy booty.

by Anonymousreply 134May 22, 2016 9:17 PM

He really should get his pants/jeans tailor made.

by Anonymousreply 135May 22, 2016 10:26 PM

I know a few chicks that can do that with their gash, R43.

by Anonymousreply 136May 22, 2016 10:28 PM

His extremely atypical (in shape and size) ass appeals to a small subset of confused lostensibly gay , or rather "gay", men who are of course in actuality latent bisexuals

by Anonymousreply 137May 22, 2016 10:41 PM

[quote] His extremely atypical (in shape and size) ass

How is it extremely atypical in shape and size?

by Anonymousreply 138May 22, 2016 10:46 PM

Shoo tard

by Anonymousreply 139May 22, 2016 10:51 PM

How what's extremely atypical about the shape and size of his ass?

by Anonymousreply 140May 22, 2016 11:36 PM

Anthony is incredibly handsome - his superhero ass is just a bonus.

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by Anonymousreply 141May 22, 2016 11:44 PM

From the baggy jeans in this photo, it doesn't look like Anthony has his jeans custom made - but he should.

I would gladly measure his myself...

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by Anonymousreply 142May 22, 2016 11:53 PM

OMG, those lips, those hips...if you don't get his appeal, I feel sorry for you

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by Anonymousreply 143May 22, 2016 11:55 PM

[quote] it doesn't look like Anthony has his jeans custom made - but he should.

Agreed.

by Anonymousreply 144May 22, 2016 11:55 PM

I just admire his athletic ability and his batting stance...it's perfect.

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by Anonymousreply 145May 22, 2016 11:57 PM

[quote] it doesn't look like Anthony has his jeans custom

Do you think he buys his jeans in the men's department or women's department?

by Anonymousreply 146May 22, 2016 11:59 PM

I think he buys jeans that are way too big to accommodate his awesome ass and thighs - then he just has the waist taken in or cinches them up with a belt.

They don't fit him at all - but it's clear he's a straight guy who doesn't care about showing off his assets.

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by Anonymousreply 147May 23, 2016 12:07 AM

[quote] I think he buys jeans that are way too big to accommodate

Are they men's jeans or women's? I would think the latter would fit his body better.

by Anonymousreply 148May 23, 2016 12:17 AM

I'm dedicating Prince's song "Wonderful Ass' to Tony Recker

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by Anonymousreply 149May 23, 2016 12:23 AM

Again: what's extremely atypical about the shape and size of his ass?

by Anonymousreply 150May 23, 2016 12:28 AM

It looks like he just farted in that pic at R103

by Anonymousreply 151May 23, 2016 12:30 AM

That fat, greasy, broad-like ass is E'RE'THING!!

The fact it's attached to a low IQ guido is such a delicious bonus!!!

by Anonymousreply 152May 23, 2016 12:38 AM

For the fraus and the haters who call my ass feminine or try to dismiss my awesomeness...

Bite Me!

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by Anonymousreply 153May 23, 2016 12:39 AM

Ugh, why'd he have to be married to a woman? His as is clearly made to be fucked and his wife obviously doesn't know the first thing to do with it.

by Anonymousreply 154May 23, 2016 12:41 AM

Eat your heart out, haters...

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by Anonymousreply 155May 23, 2016 12:46 AM

Why can't someone document Anthony Recker's body in this way...

For posterity, so to speak...

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by Anonymousreply 156May 23, 2016 12:49 AM

WOW, look at Anthony's meat hooks at R156. Hands like that could crush something. That's a big, thick boy for sure.

by Anonymousreply 157May 23, 2016 12:53 AM

^I meant R155.

by Anonymousreply 158May 23, 2016 12:54 AM

R157, I think everything about Anthony Recker is super-sized, if you know what I mean, and I think you do...

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by Anonymousreply 159May 23, 2016 12:58 AM

Anthony says it well

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by Anonymousreply 160May 23, 2016 1:58 AM

Congratulations, you've got the best ass in Baseball, Recker!

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by Anonymousreply 161May 23, 2016 2:02 AM

So what's extremely atypical about the shape and size of his ass?

by Anonymousreply 162May 23, 2016 2:16 AM

What EXACTLY do his farts smell like?

by Anonymousreply 163May 23, 2016 2:40 AM

Even better, what does his ASS smell like?

by Anonymousreply 164May 23, 2016 2:43 AM

Recker's rectum rules.

by Anonymousreply 165May 23, 2016 2:46 AM

Smells of pepperoni & olive oil with a hint of sardines

by Anonymousreply 166May 23, 2016 2:47 AM

Which, R166? His ass or his FARTS?

by Anonymousreply 167May 23, 2016 3:16 AM

I just think that ass plays many positions on and off the field-

by Anonymousreply 168May 23, 2016 12:34 PM

I know I'll get killed on this site but, I feel he should think about reduction surgery- it's like pulling a wagon full of groceries!

by Anonymousreply 169May 23, 2016 12:52 PM

You could take twenty lbs. of blubber flubber off and still end up with a very nice man's ass!

He would also lose all the "womanly ass" catcalls!

by Anonymousreply 170May 23, 2016 1:02 PM

[quote] He would also lose all the "womanly ass" catcalls

He gets catcalls?

by Anonymousreply 171May 23, 2016 1:05 PM

Yeah, str8 men after 10 beers are full of kindness-

"Hey, J-LO, nice catch!"

"Hey, Kim, you would have caught it if it was black!!!"

by Anonymousreply 172May 23, 2016 2:46 PM

I think the team, if not the league, should step up and pay for the surgery!

by Anonymousreply 173May 23, 2016 5:36 PM

[quote] I think the team, if not the league, should step up and pay for the surgery!

That wouldn't be fair to Recker. He's not a very good player and his ass is pretty much he has going in the way of "assets". It's the only thing that gets him attention and noticed. Hell, he could probably make more money from his than baseball.

by Anonymousreply 174May 23, 2016 5:39 PM

He is a failure as a ballplayer.

That fat ass is all he has going for him.

Why would he, or anyone else, want to pay to change it?

by Anonymousreply 175May 23, 2016 6:04 PM

[quote] He is a failure as a ballplayer.

He's a failure at the major league level for the most part. The vast majority of players never make it to the big leagues. He stayed there much longer than he should have and made good money doing so. He did hit some critical home runs that caused the Mets to win or changed the course of the game. Now that he's back in the minors, he's more at his level. He's even admitted he's not a great player.

by Anonymousreply 176May 23, 2016 6:09 PM

His career stats are abysmal.

If you are 32 and still being demoted and released on a regular basis, it's time to find a new line of work.

He needs to put that feminine ass to work!

Does he have a feminine penis as well?

by Anonymousreply 177May 23, 2016 6:18 PM

[quote] Does he have a feminine penis as well?

Isn't that what the trans claim to have?

by Anonymousreply 178May 23, 2016 6:20 PM

[quote] it's time to find a new line of work

What line of work do you suggest for our Ant'ny?

by Anonymousreply 179May 23, 2016 6:42 PM

Gay porn - especially, the highly competitive 'Ass Porn'

by Anonymousreply 180May 23, 2016 6:46 PM

[quote] Gay porn - especially, the highly competitive

Ewww, that seems nasty.

by Anonymousreply 181May 23, 2016 6:52 PM

[quote] His extremely atypical (in shape and size) ass appeals to a small subset of confused lostensibly gay , or rather "gay", men who are of course in actuality latent bisexuals

What's so extreme and atypical about his ass shape and ass size? And why does finding his ass appealing imply someone is confused or make him less gay. A man is attracted to Anthony Recker, another man. That makes that man a gay man because he's attracted to Anthony Recker, another man. He would only be bisexual if he were also attracted to women.

by Anonymousreply 182May 23, 2016 7:49 PM

Shoo Aspie

by Anonymousreply 183May 23, 2016 7:51 PM

More job suggestions for Recker. When his baseball career was at its lowest he said a friend and him considered joining the FBI if baseball didn't work out for him. Is that a good job, FBI agent?

by Anonymousreply 184May 23, 2016 8:06 PM

He should open up his own tall & fat store

by Anonymousreply 185May 23, 2016 8:16 PM

Matt Damon and Recker can start their own bounce house business where their asses serve as the bounce houses. That will save on equipment costs and maintenance.

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by Anonymousreply 186May 23, 2016 8:52 PM

^Probably not safe for the kids (too bouncy) - but there'll be a nice line of gay, (& straight men) going around the block!!!

by Anonymousreply 187May 23, 2016 10:16 PM

[quote]?^Probably not safe for the kids (too bouncy) - but there'll be a nice line of gay, (& straight men) going around the block!!!

Straight men? Why them?

by Anonymousreply 188May 23, 2016 10:20 PM

Cuz after a enough beers, everyone's game!

by Anonymousreply 189May 23, 2016 10:25 PM

R189 = Norman Fell

by Anonymousreply 190May 23, 2016 10:27 PM

190 = Norman Fell's wife

by Anonymousreply 191May 23, 2016 10:30 PM

[quote] 190 = Norman Fell's wife

Speaking of, would Anthony look good in a flowered mumu like Mrs. Roper?

by Anonymousreply 192May 23, 2016 10:39 PM

Is that a proposal R191?

by Anonymousreply 193May 23, 2016 11:06 PM

You're funny, R190/R193.

by Anonymousreply 194May 23, 2016 11:13 PM

I wonder if the league would yield to the public outcry, and let him wear a uniform of assless chaps?

by Anonymousreply 195May 24, 2016 12:43 AM

There is no public outcry, R195.

by Anonymousreply 196May 24, 2016 12:44 AM

^maybe in fishy Frauville, I think you meant to click on Hobby Shoppe for pigs!

by Anonymousreply 197May 24, 2016 12:54 AM

He's playing for the Gwinnett, Georgia Braves currently. So I'm sure there are quite a few Southern redneck and suburban fraus watching him play.

by Anonymousreply 198May 24, 2016 1:03 AM

R195 I wod love to see Anthony in assless chaps! It wouldn't just revive his career: it could revive all of baseball!

by Anonymousreply 199May 24, 2016 1:11 AM

#would or WOOD!!!

by Anonymousreply 200May 24, 2016 1:12 AM

[quote]Does he have a feminine penis as well?

A clit?

by Anonymousreply 201May 24, 2016 1:15 AM

[quote]#would or WOOD!!!

In Tony's case, either would apply.

by Anonymousreply 202May 24, 2016 1:15 AM

He's back in the minors? Since when??

by Anonymousreply 203May 24, 2016 1:16 AM

How much did he make as a major leaguer?

by Anonymousreply 204May 24, 2016 1:16 AM

He's spent the majority of his career in the minors.

He's in his 3rd organization since this October

by Anonymousreply 205May 24, 2016 1:20 AM

Minor leagues of baseball with a Major League Ass!

by Anonymousreply 206May 24, 2016 1:22 AM

Does a normal sized toilet seat even accommodate his glutes adequately?

by Anonymousreply 207May 24, 2016 1:28 AM

I hear on airplanes, he has to buy 2 seats!

by Anonymousreply 208May 24, 2016 1:31 AM

This particular obsession is even more flummoxing than the Colton Haynes one. It's so strange when people obsess over absolute nobodies...and having it go on for YEARS.

by Anonymousreply 209May 24, 2016 1:31 AM

You mean it's so much fun??

by Anonymousreply 210May 24, 2016 1:32 AM

R208 but he does get comped if he wears his assless chaps!

by Anonymousreply 211May 24, 2016 1:34 AM

Didn't one of his old teammates say he stank? I'm sure it was after a long game, but I wonder just what the heavenly, musky aroma was like.

by Anonymousreply 212May 24, 2016 1:42 AM

R209 I don't get the love for Colton but at least Recker has one great asset.

by Anonymousreply 213May 24, 2016 1:59 AM

[quote] He's back in the minors? Since when??

At the end of last season, when the Mets were in the playoffs, he was sent down, put on reserve and off the playoff roster. He nonetheless supported the team on Twitter, rooting for his teammates. After the Mets got rid of him and he was with the Indians' organization, he gave an interview where he said he was upset that they kept him and other third-string players off the roster given that they were loyal to the team throughout the season. However, his playing was atrocious last season. He's lucky that they kept him on the roster as long as they did and that he was there for the league championship win and celebration.

[quote] How much did he make as a major leaguer?

Approximately half a million. He was in the majors about three years with three major league teams (A's, Cubs and Mets). So he probably made about $1.5 million during that time (take away agents' fees from that). He also had long enough service in the majors that he and his family get health insurance and other benefits for life. I've talked to scouts who said players in the minors, specifically AAA, make about $20,000 to $60,000 a year (and the latter only if really good). It's not a life for someone who wants to have a family. They live in pretty bad conditions, having to travel by bus at times and share hotel rooms in podunk towns. They do this because if they just happen to get in the majors, it can have great rewards even if they play a few years.

Recker got married, had a kid and got a house in Phoenix only after he made it to the majors. It's probably was his peak earning time in his career. Now he's back at AAA-pay level unless his agent negotiated something else. At the minor league level, the agents don't really get a commission, so once the Mets got rid of him, the agent in essence had to shop him around. The agent is doing him a favor by representing him and the payday for the agent comes if and when he returns to a major league roster. He went to a small school, got noticed, was taken by the A's organization, was good at AAA (and AA) and was a fan favorite. He was really lucky he made it to the majors because he's what they call a "AAAA", essentially a minor league player who shouldn't be in the majors.

What the Indians offered him was a chance to participate in Spring Training with a possibility of making the team. As expected, he didn't make the cut and began the season with the Indians' AAA affiliate in Columbus. The Indians, who had a surfeit of catchers, then traded him for cash (rather than another player) to the Braves organization. In essence, it was convenient to get rid of him to lessen their load at the catcher position. He's now with the Braves' AAA affiliate. As someone noted, he's now with the third organization since October.

He got a lot of flack for a televised interview he gave when he and another catcher were competing to stay on the Mets roster. He said he didn't want to be sent down to the minors because he had a wife and a baby on the way. The Mets fans (many of whom are working class) did not react well to that and were vocal about it. They said he was making half a million a year and was griping that he may no longer be making that, an opportunity many of them would never have.

[quote] Didn't one of his old teammates say he stank?

That was early in his career when they were asked during an interview (on a bus if I recall) who stank the most. One guy said Recker but I think it was just teasing and ribbing. It seemed more ironic than anything. Later that guy recanted and said he actually didn't smell bad.

by Anonymousreply 214May 24, 2016 2:48 AM

Hi recker!!

by Anonymousreply 215May 24, 2016 2:57 AM

Wow, R214, that's a wealth of Recker information - I wish I'd followed Recker and his career as closely as you have.

But I have to admit, my attraction to him is mostly superficial - I'd like to get deeply superficial with his body for a weekend or two...

by Anonymousreply 216May 24, 2016 5:01 AM

Lets discuss the specific aroma of Recker's farts in more detail.

by Anonymousreply 217May 24, 2016 5:03 AM

I'd like to cast him in a remake of "The Graduate" with a male "Mr. Robinson" seducer...

Forget "plastics", I have two words for you, son, "assless chaps"...

I'm sure I'm not the only person who'd be interested in making his spartan lifestyle in the Minors more comfortable....

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by Anonymousreply 218May 24, 2016 5:09 AM

It's time for your tongue bath, Mr. Recker...

by Anonymousreply 219May 24, 2016 5:11 AM

He needs a sugar daddy. Screw the wife.

by Anonymousreply 220May 24, 2016 5:16 AM

His ass could be used to calculate the standard for circumference and the longest precise pi.

by Anonymousreply 221May 24, 2016 6:02 PM

Can you imagine the lives that could have been saved had Malaysian Airlines had used his ass as a flotation device?

by Anonymousreply 222May 24, 2016 8:31 PM

[quote] Shoo Aspie

Aspie I may be but I think I'm asking a legitimate question in light of R137's comment: why does being sexually attracted to another man and/or his ass make someone confused or make him less gay or bisexual? He wouldn't be bisexual unless he was sexually attracted to another woman.

I also asked what is so extreme and atypical about his ass shape and ass size? DL practically makes a fetish of men with large, round asses that I ask what is so atypical about his ass shape and size.

by Anonymousreply 223May 24, 2016 10:56 PM

You ask over, and over, and over, and over again.

Then, you ask again...

No one wants to babysit you.

Now shoo, Aspie

by Anonymousreply 224May 24, 2016 11:01 PM

[quote] You ask over, and over, and over, and over again.

I have not gotten an answer.

I will not be ignored, Dan.

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by Anonymousreply 225May 24, 2016 11:19 PM

Evidently, you are being ignored if you haven't been indulged

by Anonymousreply 226May 24, 2016 11:22 PM

Aspie is tedious enough.

A virginal Aspie with bad eyesight is just too much...

by Anonymousreply 227May 24, 2016 11:24 PM

He could also be a tester for whether someone is actually straight. Put him in front of a guy and see whether he gets an erection.

by Anonymousreply 228May 25, 2016 2:57 AM

I would be willing to test the quality of Anthony Recker's ass - up close and personal

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by Anonymousreply 229May 25, 2016 3:07 AM

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by Anonymousreply 230May 25, 2016 3:55 AM

Why did you post that, R230. You sullied the thread.

by Anonymousreply 231May 25, 2016 1:07 PM

Do you think he's actually slept with Andy Cohen?

by Anonymousreply 232May 25, 2016 4:00 PM

I wonder if any of his teammates have ever gotten erections looking at his ass in the locker room or shower?

by Anonymousreply 233May 25, 2016 9:32 PM

Recker bump

by Anonymousreply 234May 26, 2016 3:51 AM

YouTube video of Recker and his wife.

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by Anonymousreply 235May 26, 2016 5:14 PM

Anthony's twin mounds of perfect muscle and sinew would've inspired Michelangelo to kick that flat-assed (relatively speaking) David out of his studio

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by Anonymousreply 236May 27, 2016 12:42 AM

Aw, shucks...I'm just an average guy

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by Anonymousreply 237May 27, 2016 12:45 AM

[quote] With a Perfect Body

Perfect body how?

by Anonymousreply 238May 27, 2016 12:47 AM

What is his waist -to-ass ratio?

by Anonymousreply 239May 27, 2016 12:49 AM

I love a big round fat ass and my bf has the best one. The leg and waist proportion are part of the perfect big bubble puzzle that I solve every night! Recker is a thick stumpy boy. His ass looks good in uniform but his unusual features, too thick legs and soft body make him a poor ideal of some great ASS. He is more womanly, as in short and thick and jiggly. Peasant ass. Swollen feet. Can't give him my prize.

by Anonymousreply 240May 27, 2016 1:02 AM

It's all subjective...

But I'll glad collect ALL his measurements with infinite care and precision...if you'll get his permission

by Anonymousreply 241May 27, 2016 1:04 AM

How dare you denigrate those tootsies, R240!

by Anonymousreply 242May 27, 2016 1:13 AM

I know right, but just because a man is ass heavy doesn't mean he can't have nice calves and sexy feet too. Praise jesus # blessed.

by Anonymousreply 243May 27, 2016 1:45 AM

[quote] What is his waist -to-ass ratio?

I'm wondering the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 244May 27, 2016 2:26 AM

[quote] His ass looks good in uniform but his unusual features

What are his unusual features?

by Anonymousreply 245May 27, 2016 2:29 AM

He has a small tail

by Anonymousreply 246May 27, 2016 2:34 AM

[quote]What are his unusual features?

Anthony's features make me think about unusually hot man sex...in which his fine onion is a prominently feature...usually when I see or think of his unusually appealing features

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by Anonymousreply 247May 27, 2016 2:40 AM

wonder if his filthy, fetid, pink, multi-puckered hole is huge like the rest of his over-grown parts? Like....he could sit on a traffic cone and not even break a sweat.

by Anonymousreply 248May 27, 2016 2:44 AM

I wonder if his ass crack gets sweaty when he bangs his wife, or if she grabs a hold of it. It'd be a crime if a derriere of that magnitude didn't get some kind of attention.

by Anonymousreply 249May 27, 2016 2:51 AM

[quote] in which his fine onion is a prominently feature...usually when I see or think of his unusually appealing features

What's unusual about his "fine onion"? What are his other "unusually appealing features"?

by Anonymousreply 250May 27, 2016 3:04 AM

Butt bump

by Anonymousreply 251May 27, 2016 4:40 PM

He's no Vic Tayback

by Anonymousreply 252May 27, 2016 4:41 PM

[quote] He's no Vic Tayback

Why Vic Tayback of all people?

by Anonymousreply 253May 27, 2016 5:31 PM

That was a REAL ass

by Anonymousreply 254May 27, 2016 6:00 PM

[quote],That was a REAL ass

Are you saying that Recker's ass consists of implants?

by Anonymousreply 255May 27, 2016 6:04 PM

That's what Matt Harvey said

by Anonymousreply 256May 27, 2016 6:05 PM

[quote] That's what Matt Harvey said

Seriously? Where? How rude if not true.

by Anonymousreply 257May 27, 2016 6:07 PM

He said it at dinner after hours at a pitching camp he attended in January

by Anonymousreply 258May 27, 2016 6:08 PM

[quote]He said it at dinner after hours at a pitching camp he attended in January

Ah. You were kidding.

by Anonymousreply 259May 27, 2016 6:09 PM

Not at all.

He made an appearance at a camp for teenage pitchers in January. While attending dinner after hours with some of the organizers, he got drunk and dished on the mets.

The topic of the womanly ass came up and that's when he said they were implants.

He said Tony knew he was a bust as a ballplayer and was planning for his next gig when he got the implants.

He said he used to have a blubbery ass that was sculpted by implants a couple seasons ago.

by Anonymousreply 260May 27, 2016 6:13 PM

That seems both bizarre and not very believable to me.

by Anonymousreply 261May 27, 2016 6:38 PM

Take it up with Matt Harvey

by Anonymousreply 262May 27, 2016 6:39 PM

Really R260, R262..so Anthony Recker started in Professional Baseball when he got drafted by Oakland in 2005.

Recker didn't join the Mets until the 2013 season and he left for Cleveland when they made him a free agent in 2015..

Many of the pix of Recker's gorgeous ass were taken before or about the time Recker joined the Mets in 2013, including his wedding photos which are from 2013.

But you're claiming that Recker got insecure about being traded or released from the Mets in 2014 or 2015 and got some giant ass implants - and nobody noticed - except Matt Harvey...and you?

Desperate for attention much?

by Anonymousreply 263May 27, 2016 8:28 PM

R263 is afraid to get woke...

by Anonymousreply 264May 27, 2016 8:31 PM

R264 eats shit from R262's fat ass

by Anonymousreply 265May 27, 2016 8:35 PM

R265's world is crumbling

by Anonymousreply 266May 27, 2016 8:40 PM

R265/Recker:

It been long overdue for you to grow a pair of balls to match those cakes and finally come out as the 'womanly ass troll'

I knows it's a big step, but the DL is here to support you each and every step of the way!

by Anonymousreply 267May 27, 2016 8:49 PM

R262, R266, R267, etc., etc....otherwise known as "That Special Snowflake. Who Makes Up Those Stories"...

It feels so damn good to block you and not to have smell your shit breath....

And now you can go back to your tea party where Matt Harvey tells you secrets...

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by Anonymousreply 268May 27, 2016 9:00 PM

The poked tiger loves to roar...

by Anonymousreply 269May 27, 2016 9:07 PM

He's way more than you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 270May 27, 2016 9:07 PM

[quote]The topic of the womanly ass came up and that's when he said they were implants.

Does the "womanly ass" refer to Recker? Why would Harvey refer to him as such?

[quote] He said Tony knew he was a bust as a ballplayer and was planning for his next gig when he got the implants.

What would the "next gig" be?

[quote] He said he used to have a blubbery ass that was sculpted by implants a couple seasons ago.

As someone wrote, he's had the same ass since at least 2005. It didn't appear just a couple of years ago.

by Anonymousreply 271May 27, 2016 9:43 PM

[quote] Many of the pix of Recker's gorgeous ass were taken before or about the time Recker joined the Mets in 2013, including his wedding photos which are from 2013.

Please link to wedding photos that showcase Recker's gorgeous ass.

by Anonymousreply 272May 27, 2016 9:46 PM

I have no idea if Recker has implants. It could be total bullshit for all I know.

I will say this, however:

The shots of Recker with Oakland look like a fat ass poured into athletic gear.

The later shots from New York show a more sculpted ass

by Anonymousreply 273May 27, 2016 9:47 PM

[quote] [R265]/Recker: It been long overdue for you to grow a pair of balls to match those cakes and finally come out as the 'womanly ass troll'

Why do you persist in thinking that Recker is the womanly ass troll? What does it get him? It serves no purpose, fetish or desire?

by Anonymousreply 274May 27, 2016 9:49 PM

[quote] The shots of Recker with Oakland look like a fat ass poured into athletic gear. The later shots from New York show a more sculpted ass

I've noticed that certain styles of uniforms show off his body and ass better even different styles within the same team. Some, like his jeans, seem to be too big and baggy for his form because they can't make them fit his proportions correctly. Others seem to fit him like a glove.

by Anonymousreply 275May 27, 2016 11:50 PM

An ass of a whale and a whale of an ass.

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by Anonymousreply 276May 28, 2016 12:23 AM

Recker's ass could power a city, it has to be tapped into as a major power source!

by Anonymousreply 277May 28, 2016 12:29 AM

I would be willing to tap into it - any way possible

by Anonymousreply 278May 28, 2016 6:33 PM

Not a great picture.

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by Anonymousreply 279May 28, 2016 10:47 PM

Why is this thread getting so many replies?

by Anonymousreply 280May 28, 2016 11:11 PM

Not a great picture, R279? A spank-worthy picture...Recker is one of the only players in that pic who can fill out his pants...

by Anonymousreply 281May 29, 2016 12:54 AM

Yeah, I never heard of this foo until data lounge.

by Anonymousreply 282May 29, 2016 12:58 AM

He looks like his butthole would be filthy, yet he is so damn sexy that I would not mind one bit.

by Anonymousreply 283May 29, 2016 1:10 AM

[quote] He looks like his butthole would be filthy, yet he is so damn sexy that I would not mind one bit.

Why do you think it would be filthy? What makes him so damn sexy to you?

by Anonymousreply 284May 29, 2016 1:14 AM

[quote] Recker is one of the only players in that pic who can fill out his pants...

What do you think his ass/hips and waist measurements are?

by Anonymousreply 285May 29, 2016 1:24 AM

50" hips

by Anonymousreply 286May 29, 2016 1:26 AM

[quote] 50" hips

Waist?

by Anonymousreply 287May 29, 2016 1:28 AM

34" to 36" waist depending on how fit he is in the particular photo

by Anonymousreply 288May 29, 2016 1:32 AM

[quote] 34" to 36" waist depending on how fit he is in the particular photo

Given that and 50" hips, his ass and hips protrude 6 to 7 inches from his waist.

by Anonymousreply 289May 29, 2016 1:36 AM

LOL, this thread is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 290May 29, 2016 1:50 AM

[quote] LOL, this thread is ridiculous.

Why?

by Anonymousreply 291May 29, 2016 1:53 AM

Bump for the ridiculous thread.

by Anonymousreply 292May 30, 2016 1:09 AM

Nothing ridiculous about this fine phat onion...sitting on my face

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by Anonymousreply 293May 30, 2016 1:12 AM

[quote] Nothing ridiculous about this fine phat onion...sitting on my face

On another board a straight guy said he'd want Recker to sit on his face but no other guy.

by Anonymousreply 294May 30, 2016 1:16 AM

Anthony in love....

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by Anonymousreply 295May 30, 2016 1:24 AM

What do you think of his ass and legs at R295?

by Anonymousreply 296May 30, 2016 1:25 AM

Anthony, you can ride my bus anytime...

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by Anonymousreply 297May 30, 2016 1:30 AM

You think he ever gets skid marks?

by Anonymousreply 298May 30, 2016 1:34 AM

Sadly, Anthony appears to like pie...

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by Anonymousreply 299May 30, 2016 1:35 AM

I bet he can eat like a horse.

by Anonymousreply 300May 30, 2016 1:38 AM

R300, there was an article about him in The Wall Street Journal which had his various recommendations in various cities the Mets visited. He seems to like his food and seeks out unique restaurants in each city.

by Anonymousreply 301May 30, 2016 1:42 AM

Because his name rhymes with "Pecker".

by Anonymousreply 302May 30, 2016 2:05 AM

And I can't stop thinking about his ass or his pecker...

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by Anonymousreply 303May 30, 2016 3:15 AM

[quote] And I can't stop thinking about his ass or his pecker...

I wouldn't be surprised if there's not much there in the "pecker" department.

by Anonymousreply 304May 30, 2016 3:17 AM

Sometimes his nipples get hard

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by Anonymousreply 305May 30, 2016 3:17 AM

Hammer toes

by Anonymousreply 306May 30, 2016 3:18 AM

Because he as a fat ass, OP.

by Anonymousreply 307May 30, 2016 3:36 AM

Because he looks like this...

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by Anonymousreply 308May 30, 2016 2:27 PM

[quote]Sometimes his nipples get hard

Well, he IS human.

by Anonymousreply 309May 30, 2016 10:44 PM

[quote] Sometimes his nipples get hard. Well, he IS human.

Yes, human females tend to have sensitive nipples.

by Anonymousreply 310May 30, 2016 10:48 PM

Does Tony consider himself gender fluid?

by Anonymousreply 311May 30, 2016 10:51 PM

[quote] Does Tony consider himself gender fluid?

Why would he?

by Anonymousreply 312May 30, 2016 10:55 PM

Because of those internationally renowned lady cakes

by Anonymousreply 313May 30, 2016 10:58 PM

If Tony was naked and bent over in front of you, telling you to do what you wish, what would you do?

by Anonymousreply 314May 30, 2016 11:04 PM

[quote] Because of those internationally renowned lady cakes

Does he really have lady cakes or is that just a DL thing?

by Anonymousreply 315May 30, 2016 11:07 PM

He has a gorgeous, amazing ass - call it whatever you want.

by Anonymousreply 316May 30, 2016 11:19 PM

[quote] If Tony was naked and bent over in front of you, telling you to do what you wish, what would you do?

Ask him to wash the dishes.

by Anonymousreply 317May 31, 2016 1:36 AM

I rim his magnificent ass and whimper like a giddy school girl...while he just enjoys my devotion to his magnificent twin orbs that should be declared another natural wonder of this World...

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by Anonymousreply 318May 31, 2016 1:43 AM

[quote] should be declared another natural wonder of this World...

Somehow I doubt they're natural.

by Anonymousreply 319June 1, 2016 12:31 AM

[quote]Somehow I doubt they're natural.

But never have shared even a stadium with Recker, you really don't have a fucking clue, do you?

by Anonymousreply 320June 1, 2016 12:42 AM

coonfusion w/ andy richter

by Anonymousreply 321June 1, 2016 12:46 AM

[quote] But never have shared even a stadium with Recker, you really don't have a fucking clue, do you?

Does seeing his ass in person make it evident it's natural?

by Anonymousreply 322June 1, 2016 12:50 AM

[quote]Does seeing his ass in person make it evident it's natural?

Maybe a just a tad more than the perspective from your mom's basement...

by Anonymousreply 323June 1, 2016 1:04 AM

[quote] coonfusion w/ andy richter

If anyone is slightly aware of Recker's body there would be no confusion with Richter.

by Anonymousreply 324June 1, 2016 1:06 AM

looks like he farts often and then 50% of those are sharts...

by Anonymousreply 325June 1, 2016 4:01 AM

R325, what do Anthonty Recker's farts or sharts smell like?

by Anonymousreply 326June 1, 2016 4:04 AM

Well, he does have a nice ass I suppose.

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by Anonymousreply 327June 5, 2016 8:29 PM

Is he a nobody?

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by Anonymousreply 328June 5, 2016 8:32 PM

Why Kellan Lutz, R328?

by Anonymousreply 329June 5, 2016 8:34 PM

Any new Recker pics?

by Anonymousreply 330June 8, 2016 9:59 PM

There's a world of natural wonders to be wondered at inside those wonders of the natural world and I've got the Petrie dishes to prove it

by Anonymousreply 331June 8, 2016 10:28 PM

Does he have a womanly ass? I have yet to read one of those threads and never will however that seems to be the primary measure of a man's worth here on the DL.

by Anonymousreply 332June 9, 2016 1:59 AM

A broad's ass to knock your aunt Connie's socks off...

by Anonymousreply 333June 9, 2016 2:01 AM

[quote] Does he have a womanly ass?

Does he?

by Anonymousreply 334June 9, 2016 2:04 AM

[quote] A broad's ass to knock your aunt Connie's socks off

Broad's ass sounds so 1920s. Tehe.

by Anonymousreply 335June 9, 2016 2:58 AM

If Tony was naked and bent over in front of you, telling you to do what you wish, what would you do?

Spread those cheeks ~ lick it ;O then eat him out (_O_)

by Anonymousreply 336June 9, 2016 3:13 AM

New Recker video interview for his hometown paper.

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by Anonymousreply 337June 15, 2016 1:07 AM

He's so fucking hot...and his awesome ass isn't even showing...

by Anonymousreply 338June 15, 2016 1:40 AM

He is R338, but the awesome ass sure doesn't hurt.

by Anonymousreply 339June 15, 2016 3:03 AM

I love how he always says "Uhh" after every other word when he gives interviews. He does it all the time. I imagine it's an abbreviated way of how he sounds when he's having sex.

by Anonymousreply 340June 15, 2016 3:43 AM

[quote] I love how he always says "Uhh" after every other word when he gives interview

He seems to have several ticks including saying "you know" a lot.

by Anonymousreply 341June 15, 2016 3:51 AM

What a dumb fuck but a hot one and come on that damn hot amazing beefy bubblicious ASS ;O (_O_)

by Anonymousreply 342June 15, 2016 4:26 AM

Jesus, he is even dumber than I expected. He comes across as such a mainstream basic bitch in that R337 interview. Favorite TV show: Friends, favourite book: Harry Potter. Dumb as a box of rocks.

by Anonymousreply 343June 15, 2016 12:00 PM

R343, I think he used to mention Harry Potter on his Twitter header and has mentioned his love of it in several interviews. I think he even used to read the books during team bus rides. He's also mentioned his enjoying Friends in at least one interview I know of. Very pedestrian.

by Anonymousreply 344June 15, 2016 1:14 PM

Well, it's a good thing he has that womanly ass!

by Anonymousreply 345June 15, 2016 2:51 PM

[quote] Well, it's a good thing he has that womanly ass!

Why is that a good thing for him?

by Anonymousreply 346June 15, 2016 2:52 PM

Awwww. I hadn't noticed he got dropped by the NY Mets, and is back playing Triple A baseball. Boo! I love you Anthony Recker! It is a huge deal to have ever played for a Major League team, and certainly the dream of everyone who seeks to be a pro athlete. I hope he gets back in the majors.

by Anonymousreply 347June 15, 2016 3:20 PM

R346, it's a good thing because there's nothing hotter than a man with a big, fat, womanly ass. It looks great in pretty much anything he wears, and it obviously generates considerable attention wherever he goes. It makes women jealous, it makes gay men drool with lust, and (hottest of all, IMO) you can be sure it stirs up some curiosity amongst his straight male friends and teammates who'd secretly love to fondle, plow or even taste those big ol' cushions!

by Anonymousreply 348June 15, 2016 3:47 PM

He's in his 30s and struggling.

If he wasn't so dumb, he would realize his died awhile ago...

by Anonymousreply 349June 15, 2016 3:48 PM

His dream, R349?

by Anonymousreply 350June 15, 2016 4:14 PM

Yes R350

Time for Tony with the womanly ass to grow up and find an actual career

by Anonymousreply 351June 15, 2016 4:16 PM

He does seem dim, R349/R351. I wouldn't be surprised if he posts here and on other sites about his ass and bod but I'm somewhat baffled as to what he gets out of it. Surely he has a fuller life than that.

by Anonymousreply 352June 15, 2016 6:06 PM

R352:

You heard the interview.

I'm not sure it's possible for a dullard to have a full life beyond selfies and friends reruns.

I could be wrong, but I am personally convinced he posts here about his womanly ass...

by Anonymousreply 353June 15, 2016 6:36 PM

It's interesting that a thread about a second or third rate minor-league baseball player has over 350 replies. He must be DL's athlete equivalent of Colton Haynes: only of interest to DLers but with a wide (and sometimes deep following). If he does read or post here, he must hate some of the posts about him. I wonder whether he gets off on others?

by Anonymousreply 354June 15, 2016 6:59 PM

If he's looking for a fuller life, I can help him with that...

And with my face and my dick buried in the awesome valley between the glorious twin peaks of Mt. Recker, I don't think his reading list will even come up...

"Hey Tony, tell me about Harry Potter and your favorite books...and lift your ass up and put your legs up on my shoulders...mmmmmm, thounds amazing...tell me thome more..."

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by Anonymousreply 355June 15, 2016 7:05 PM

Can you imagine Anthony Recker sitting by his computer, jacking off to threads about himself on Datalounge while stimulating his little anus with a vibrator?

by Anonymousreply 356June 15, 2016 7:07 PM

If he is, here an important message..

Anthony, those jeans are doing you no favors...

Your body is jacked, including your awesome ass...

Let me help you find some clothes that will show it off and maybe get you back into the Majors...

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by Anonymousreply 357June 15, 2016 7:12 PM

What's wrong with his jeans? Isn't the shirt more of a problem in that it covers his ass?

by Anonymousreply 358June 15, 2016 7:20 PM

Perhaps it's the horse face wife who comes to the DL threads to pimp out the ass of her favorite little tard...

by Anonymousreply 359June 15, 2016 7:22 PM

Haha. She does have a horse face. I don't get what he sees in her other than personality. They are a looks disparate couple. There have been gay rumors about him while he played in Texas and California. Perhaps she's a vagina and womb for those genes (and jeans) to continue while he plays on the side with teammates (and, god help us, I hope not Andy Cohen). Horsey wife is having a second kid.

by Anonymousreply 360June 15, 2016 7:31 PM

We've found the latest shot of Tony!

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by Anonymousreply 361June 15, 2016 8:33 PM

His wife's preggers again?? Damn, if he keeps knockin' that up at this rate, they'll have a whole baseball team!

by Anonymousreply 362June 15, 2016 10:08 PM

[quote]Can you imagine Anthony Recker sitting by his computer, jacking off

That's quite a lovely picture.

by Anonymousreply 363June 15, 2016 10:09 PM

[quote] That's quite a lovely picture

But then one can't see his best feature.

by Anonymousreply 364June 15, 2016 10:13 PM

CHERISH that ass now in your 30's cuz once you turn 40 it will go to shit a BIG FAT BLOB of BUBBLE

by Anonymousreply 365June 15, 2016 10:21 PM

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by Anonymousreply 366June 15, 2016 10:33 PM

I wonder whether there are any straight men who are attracted to him or turned on by his lower body, specifically his ass? It's kind of hot thinking of a straight teammate getting a spontaneous erection because of Recker while in the lockerroom or showers. Are any of you aware of any straight guys saying they're attracted or turned on by him?

by Anonymousreply 367June 15, 2016 10:36 PM

There was a guy I used to work retail with who wore the tightest pants and had a great ass. Another of our co-workers once remarked to me, "Damn, almost makes me wanna hit that." The guy who said that was a pussyhound, so it's not too far fetched to think of straight guys being able to sexualize a man with a great ass.

by Anonymousreply 368June 15, 2016 10:49 PM

Is his body unique or are there other guys with bodies/butts like his? I've seen other guys with big butts but none shaped like his. Well, Chad Hedrick comes close. But Chad doesn't really have shapely legs and wide hips like Recker.

by Anonymousreply 369June 15, 2016 11:13 PM

[quote]Can you imagine Anthony Recker sitting by his computer, jacking off

An artist's rendering...

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by Anonymousreply 370June 15, 2016 11:17 PM

R370, that butt looks too small to be his and is not as curvy as his.

by Anonymousreply 371June 15, 2016 11:32 PM

R370, that's beautiful.

I think there's something genuinely spiritual and deeply masculine about seeing a guy really getting into his own masturbation. It's a whole different type of turn-on than watching guys fuck or suck in porn. The behaviour is just so private, so intimate and unapologetically male... especially if he's sitting in his masturbation chair at a desk by the laptop, with some J/O lube and tissues handy as he scrolls down Tumblr or whatever. It's seeing the male animal at his most primordial. (Actually, perhaps someone could start a new thread about why male masturbation videos are so hot??)

But yeah, wouldn't it be sublime to see Anthony Recker in that position? If he was masturbating for a long time, his huge, womanly buttocks would sweat heavily and start to drench his masturbation chair in yummy ass sweat!

by Anonymousreply 372June 15, 2016 11:47 PM

Thanks for making me horny, R372!

by Anonymousreply 373June 16, 2016 12:05 AM

You're welcome R373! Do you agree that men masturbating can be a particularly beautiful and erotic sight?

I hope Anthony is a secret masturbation addict and that he sneaks off to his "bate station" to jack off to Tumblr for hours, while his oblivious wife looks through color charts for the next kid's nursery room. Maybe he masturbates chronically to pics of his own oversized, womanly ass poured into his tight baseball uniform?

by Anonymousreply 374June 16, 2016 12:18 AM

I totally agree. It would be cool if he was a chronic masturbator. I mean, what guy isn't? And I'm off to create that thread!

by Anonymousreply 375June 16, 2016 12:28 AM

[quote] Maybe he masturbates chronically to pics of his own oversized, womanly ass poured into his tight baseball uniform?

Why would he do that?

by Anonymousreply 376June 16, 2016 12:43 AM

Thread here that mentions Recker masturbating started by R375 and inspired by R374.

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by Anonymousreply 377June 16, 2016 2:16 AM

[quote] Time for Tony with the womanly ass to grow up and find an actual career

According to the linked article, he's thinking somewhat the same thing:

[quote] The Scottsdale, Ariz., resident said he would love to play several more years until "someone takes the jersey off my back," but he would consider several options when the time comes. Coaching or managing is one, though he's not sure he'd want to go through the minor league grind all over again. Recker could transition into a baseball media role considering the feedback he's gotten from a few outlets, including SNY TV in New York. [bold]And he would love to be an entrepreneur. [/bold]Until then, however, he would like a shot to complete his journey around the major leagues. Recker has not played in Detroit, Kansas City and Toronto. "I haven't had any roadblocks as far as long-term injuries," he said. "The worst thing, my wife will attest, is taking all the foul balls off the mask. Down the road."

So he'd love to be an entrepreneur. What sort of business do you suggest for Recker?

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by Anonymousreply 378June 16, 2016 3:12 AM

Also, suggest a name for his business.

by Anonymousreply 379June 16, 2016 3:18 AM

Asses "R" Us?

by Anonymousreply 380June 16, 2016 4:48 AM

Recent Recker pic.

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by Anonymousreply 381June 16, 2016 6:38 AM

I wonder whether he's proud of his own body especially his ass or whether he's ashamed of how unusual it looks.

by Anonymousreply 382June 16, 2016 11:53 AM

Recker business bump. Suggest a business for Recker after his baseball career ends.

by Anonymousreply 383June 16, 2016 8:50 PM

He should be a jockstrap model, obviously.

What I wouldn't give to see THAT fat womanly ass bursting out of a jock.

by Anonymousreply 384June 16, 2016 8:53 PM

A jockstrap model? Not a panty or thong model?

by Anonymousreply 385June 16, 2016 9:02 PM

That would be great too, of course, but I just really want to see the white straps of the jock framing that huge womanly bubble. I can picture his ass exploding out of the jock and the straps stretched really tight across the backs of his thighs.

by Anonymousreply 386June 16, 2016 9:20 PM

New Recker video interview showing him catching, hitting, running and walking.

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by Anonymousreply 387June 17, 2016 1:48 AM

He recently played in his hometown and the local AAA team interviewed him. Audio interview at link.

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by Anonymousreply 388June 17, 2016 8:42 PM

How does he make women jealous?

Where does he buy his clothes especially his jeans?

by Anonymousreply 389June 18, 2016 12:42 AM

He shops at Target

by Anonymousreply 390June 18, 2016 1:07 AM

This is the way Anthony Recker should look in a pair of jeans.

I want him to start wearing these jeans immediately.

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by Anonymousreply 391June 18, 2016 1:47 AM

R391, that ass looks too masculine gone Recker's.

by Anonymousreply 392June 18, 2016 1:49 AM

Sorry: too masculine to be Recker's.

by Anonymousreply 393June 18, 2016 1:52 AM

He doesn't know what girls is.

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by Anonymousreply 394June 18, 2016 2:32 AM

Why is he wearing a dress or rather why did they make him wear a dress?

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by Anonymousreply 395June 18, 2016 2:38 PM

He's dressed as Daisy Duck..

He knows he has a big gorgeous ass and he has a sense of humor about it.

I can't quit loving your ass, man.

by Anonymousreply 396June 18, 2016 8:09 PM

He will come out as gender fluid once his playing days come to an end

by Anonymousreply 397June 18, 2016 8:10 PM

[quote] He will come out as gender fluid once his playing days come to an end

Why gender fluid?

by Anonymousreply 398June 18, 2016 8:45 PM

Because he has a womanly ass.

by Anonymousreply 399June 18, 2016 8:46 PM

[quote] Because he has a womanly ass.

Just because he has a womanly ass doesn't mean he'll identify as a woman.

by Anonymousreply 400June 18, 2016 8:50 PM

Yes it does

by Anonymousreply 401June 18, 2016 8:52 PM

[quote] Yes it does

I don't think so. Just because he has a feminine shape doesn't mean he identifies as feminine or a woman. He pro who sees himself as a traditional male (I hate the term "cis" but that's what he appears to be).

by Anonymousreply 402June 18, 2016 8:58 PM

He will come out as gender fluid and launch his new porn career.

by Anonymousreply 403June 18, 2016 9:00 PM

What type of porn and what will be his porn name?

by Anonymousreply 404June 18, 2016 9:03 PM

Why are women jealous of him?

by Anonymousreply 405June 18, 2016 9:10 PM

Cock envy

by Anonymousreply 406June 18, 2016 9:11 PM

Is anyone jerking off to him now?

by Anonymousreply 407June 18, 2016 9:31 PM

Anthony Recker is always in my Spank Bank

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by Anonymousreply 408June 18, 2016 10:37 PM

Why do I like blue, OP?

by Anonymousreply 409June 18, 2016 11:16 PM

That fat fucking ass...

by Anonymousreply 410June 19, 2016 1:39 AM

His wife has posted to Instagram for a couple of weeks which is unusual. There's at least a baby or Recker pic there every week or so.

by Anonymousreply 411June 19, 2016 3:09 AM

[quote] His wife has posted to Instagram for a couple of weeks which is unusual.

Hasn't posted.

by Anonymousreply 412June 19, 2016 3:11 AM

His wife finally posted a pic of Recker and son for Father's Day.

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by Anonymousreply 413June 19, 2016 4:31 PM

She posted the same pic on Twitter - her first twat in months.

by Anonymousreply 414June 19, 2016 8:42 PM

Fergus 66 is the answer.

by Anonymousreply 415June 19, 2016 9:05 PM

What you seek, reeker has it. Contact Gringus for more info.

by Anonymousreply 416June 19, 2016 10:07 PM

Would you look at that ass?

Would you look at that FAT FUCKING ASS?!?!

by Anonymousreply 417June 19, 2016 10:13 PM

He's more than an ass, R417.

by Anonymousreply 418June 19, 2016 10:31 PM

Not really

Haggard face

Dumb as a box of rocks

Failed ballplayer

Bad taste in women

It's that broadly ass that gets him any attention at all

by Anonymousreply 419June 19, 2016 10:35 PM

[quote] It's that broadly ass that gets him any attention at all

Broadly? That's new.

by Anonymousreply 420June 19, 2016 10:39 PM

Anthony Recker pitching charts

by Anonymousreply 421June 19, 2016 11:20 PM

Recebt face pic

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by Anonymousreply 422June 19, 2016 11:35 PM

Damn amazing ass on AR OMG

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by Anonymousreply 423June 20, 2016 12:50 AM

Fake obviously at R423.

by Anonymousreply 424June 20, 2016 1:59 AM

Recker's would be bigger.

by Anonymousreply 425June 20, 2016 2:45 AM

[사진] 야구계의 킴 카다시안 = [Photo] Kim Kardashian in baseball

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by Anonymousreply 426June 20, 2016 3:00 AM

What does this disgusting-looking guy have to offer?

by Anonymousreply 427June 20, 2016 3:40 AM

R427 HOT BIG Bubbly ASS

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by Anonymousreply 428June 20, 2016 3:43 AM

R428, that's not him and that's a fake. Why post it?

by Anonymousreply 429June 20, 2016 3:44 AM

Why do people make those distorted ass shots? They're horrible.

by Anonymousreply 430June 20, 2016 4:14 AM

R430, who knows? Natural asses are fine as they are. Ironic that Recker's real ass in the nude would probably look bigger and more distorted than the fake posted here.

by Anonymousreply 431June 20, 2016 4:24 AM

chill assholes one can dream....relax

by Anonymousreply 432June 20, 2016 4:35 AM

Certainly, R432.

by Anonymousreply 433June 20, 2016 7:34 PM

Intense gaze at the camera.

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by Anonymousreply 434June 21, 2016 2:16 AM

Look of surprise.

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by Anonymousreply 435June 21, 2016 2:17 AM

Tard face for days

by Anonymousreply 436June 21, 2016 2:18 AM

Back

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by Anonymousreply 437June 21, 2016 2:19 AM

I think R434 is Anthony's "I'm about to fuck you but first I want you to worship my fine ass" look...

by Anonymousreply 438June 21, 2016 2:27 AM

Starting lineup pic.

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by Anonymousreply 439June 21, 2016 2:29 AM

There's at least one poster on here who writes only negative posts about Anthony. Why do you do so? Perhaps your opinions are valid, but why do you do so if you don't like him?

by Anonymousreply 440June 21, 2016 2:33 AM

R440:

I may be one of those posters you are referencing.

I only enjoy the ass...

Everything else about him is ridiculous and not worthy of distracting from that moneymaker...

by Anonymousreply 441June 21, 2016 2:37 AM

R441, are you the one who says he has a broad's ass and a womanly ass? If so, it doesn't seem like you like his ass.

by Anonymousreply 442June 21, 2016 2:44 AM

That's to mock the insipid womanly ass troll who makes John seem like the homecoming king

by Anonymousreply 443June 21, 2016 2:46 AM

[quote] That's to mock the insipid womanly ass troll who makes John seem like the homecoming king

Yes, there is a guy who goes on here about his womanly ass. I thought you were serious about the "broad's ass" and "womanly ass".

by Anonymousreply 444June 21, 2016 2:54 AM

I never like her after playing Regan. She shot her load in that film.

by Anonymousreply 445June 21, 2016 3:00 AM

Oops. I meant that to be my "funny" contribution to the Selma Blair thread.

by Anonymousreply 446June 21, 2016 3:36 AM

From about 1:45 in this video until almost the end one can see Recker walking away, buttocks proudly on display.

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by Anonymousreply 447June 28, 2016 4:50 AM

OMG, Recker's ass is a thing of beauty, especially in motion.

That guy deserves his own 24/7 ass-streaming video channel...

There should be a federal grant to study the pure symmetry and anatomical magnificent of his ass and DNA

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by Anonymousreply 448June 28, 2016 9:31 PM

His face, his chest, the bulge, the ass...the whole package is amazing

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by Anonymousreply 449June 28, 2016 9:33 PM

I don't give a damn about his bulge. He could be like a Ken doll down there for all I care. His beauty is in his beautiful face, chest, shapely legs, wide childbearing hips and, above all, that monumental, superlative, unbelievable ass.

by Anonymousreply 450June 28, 2016 9:39 PM

Speaking of DNA, I wonder whether the ass genes will be passed on to his boys.

by Anonymousreply 451June 28, 2016 9:58 PM

R448, I'm glad you enjoyed the video. Did you masturbate to it?

by Anonymousreply 452June 29, 2016 5:23 AM

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by Anonymousreply 453June 29, 2016 5:49 AM

[quote] ___________>>>>>>>>>>--------- - -::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;....... - ...................;;;;;;;;;;; - ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;------ - -----

What is that?

by Anonymousreply 454June 29, 2016 5:51 AM

[quote] Even though his chances of getting another major league call-up with the rebuilding and struggling Atlanta Braves appears possible, Recker has begun looking at other possible options. He has had discussions with some media outlets about a possible career, as his charismatic personality and clean-cut looks would seem to be a natural fit. There is also an option of owning a business someday.

What do you think Recker should do after baseball? What business should he start?

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by Anonymousreply 455July 8, 2016 2:30 AM

Masturbating to the huge, womanly ass of baseball player Anthony Recker now.

by Anonymousreply 456July 8, 2016 9:02 AM

I think R453 jizzed on the screen thinking about Recker's immensely beautiful ass...

by Anonymousreply 457July 8, 2016 12:12 PM

Recker's ass is immensely beautiful, and also beautifully immense.

by Anonymousreply 458July 8, 2016 12:44 PM

[quote] Masturbating to the huge, womanly ass of baseball player Anthony Recker now

Did you enjoy it? Describe what you fantasised about and which pictures you viewed while doing so.

by Anonymousreply 459July 8, 2016 5:23 PM

This is my all-time favorite Recker ass pic, and the one I masturbated to last night. I didn't even need a specific J/O fantasy, I just sat at my computer desk and edged for 2-3 hours to this image before finally busting a nut. I just went into this retarded zombie state staring and drooling at his enormous womanly ass in those tight baseball pants.

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by Anonymousreply 460July 8, 2016 6:40 PM

2-3 hours? Why so long? And what was the time where you live when your were masturbating to Anthony?

Interesting that you describe his ass as womanly and the caption to the pic you linked reads, "This is definitely one of those photos that exemplifies why some people refer to Anthony as 'womanly'".

by Anonymousreply 461July 8, 2016 6:47 PM

I'm in Europe so it was between midnight and 3am central European time. I spent a long time masturbating because I got into a deep edging session, stop-start, on-off. I practice cum denial to strengthen my orgasms. During that 2-3-hour timeframe, there were several moments where I very nearly bust my nut looking at that picture of Anthony's huge womanly ass, but I held off at the brink. When I did finally cum, it shot out of me fast and heavy. I had a potent mental image of Anthony spreading his enormous cheeks just at the moment I ejaculated.

by Anonymousreply 462July 8, 2016 7:23 PM

R462, are you an American living in Europe? And why 2-3 hours on that one image?

by Anonymousreply 463July 8, 2016 7:33 PM

Yes I'm only in Europe for the summer. A work thing. 2-3 hours, because it takes that long to mentally process the voluptuousness and sheer magnitude of Anthony's huge womanly ass. I like to take my time, break out the Albolene, huff some poppers, and do it real slow. Stop and start, like I said. I just set the image as my desktop so I didn't have to scroll through different shit. I wanted to just devote a few hours to masturbating nice and slow, and very sensually, to Anthony's massive ass.

by Anonymousreply 464July 8, 2016 7:44 PM

The autistic Q&A Ass Troll puts the Ass into Aspie

by Anonymousreply 465July 8, 2016 7:47 PM

Wow. Thanks. Why is that your favorite image of Anthony?

by Anonymousreply 466July 8, 2016 7:48 PM

R464, why do you like Anthony Recker's ass so much? What do you like about it and his bod? You must be its biggest fan.

by Anonymousreply 467July 8, 2016 10:36 PM

He can't get enough of that manly ass

by Anonymousreply 468July 8, 2016 10:41 PM

Actually I think you're its biggest fan, R467! Are you the original Anthony Recker troll? Because it's honestly not me, even though I love and worship Anthony's enormous, womanly ass cheeks. Are you a masturbation addict like me? I'm having a deeply stoned and poppered-up Albolene bate now on this site.

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by Anonymousreply 469July 8, 2016 10:42 PM

I'm not the original Anthony Recker troll and am not the guy who has asked a lot of questions to you today. I love masturbation but I don't think I'm an addict like you, although I admire the fact that you are. Are you masturbating to Anthony Recker?

by Anonymousreply 470July 8, 2016 10:47 PM

Thank you, R470! I find it funny that there seems to be no one original Anthony Recker ass troll, yet there are several of us who are clearly very invested in him and his huge, womanly, shelf-like ass.

I'm not masturbating to the womanly ass of Anthony Recker right now. I'm just browsing profiles on Bateworld and sharing crudely pornographic Tumblr links with my bate bros in the chatroom. I have the Albolene out, have slipped on my favorite cock ring and have a nice turgid semi now - a nice bloat going on - and I plan to stroke for the next 4-5 hours if I can hold out that long. Thanks for supporting my masturbation addiction. To be honest, I feel kinda proud and empowered by my own addiction to porn, masturbation and the ass of Anthony Recker. It's liberating to just fucking admit it to myself, "Yes, I'm a solosexual. I'm a masturbator. I'd much rather keep masturbating to crude filth on Tumblr and X-Tube than have penetrative sex with another man." It makes me feel free! There are times when it's difficult to be a bator, like when I'm at work. In the past I've jeopardized a lot of jobs by watching porn in the office or on my phone, and I think some coworkers catch on when I sneak off to the restroom several times each day.

Right now I'm just looking at a bunch of cock-oriented Tumblr pages, but in a few hours' time I might take out my favorite jockstrap and sniff it while gooning to pictures of Anthony Recker's massive ass.

by Anonymousreply 471July 8, 2016 10:59 PM

I became a fan of his ass thanks to DL. Why are you so invested in his ass and what do you like about it and his bod? Why are you proud and powered for being into the ass of Anthony Recker? Share the Tumblr links here too. :) What will it take for you to masturbate to Recker? I like the term "gooning".

by Anonymousreply 472July 8, 2016 11:19 PM

R471:

Are you an Albolene salesman working Central Europe?

by Anonymousreply 473July 8, 2016 11:22 PM

R471, I'm the one who asked you a lot of questions earlier today. Your responses turn me on. Why is that image yoy posted your favorite image of Anthony?

by Anonymousreply 474July 8, 2016 11:25 PM

Not an Albolene salesman, but I wish I was! My masturbation reached a whole new level of gooning retard bliss when I discovered Albolene. There's nothing like an Albobate and if you haven't already tried it, I can't recommend it highly enough. I am getting into the goon state now and too poppered-up to be articulate and analytical about the womanly ass of Anthony Recker, and its gendered resonances, while masturbating to lewd, masculine filth on various Tumblrs. I've also smoked a lot of herb today as it deepens my masturbation practice considerably. At the moment I'm edging to this chronically needy narcissistic exhibitionist pig. I wish Anthony Recker had a Tumblr where he presented his open hole for men to masturbate yo.

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by Anonymousreply 475July 8, 2016 11:26 PM

Does Alboline at least sponsor your performances?

by Anonymousreply 476July 8, 2016 11:31 PM

What does "gendered resonances" mean?

by Anonymousreply 477July 8, 2016 11:33 PM

Albolene is huge in bate culture. It's not an individualistic quirk, it's a common preference among bators.

"Gendered resonances" refers to the ambiguity and contradiction expressed by Anthony Recker. The fact that this beefy, butch straight jock bro happens to be blessed with a strikingly womanly ass that throws his whole gender identity into crisis, and triggers confused erotic responses among straight male teammates who inadvertently find themselves wanting to fuck his fat ass.

I want to watch Anthony Recker's fat womanly ass get CREAMPIED.

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by Anonymousreply 478July 8, 2016 11:37 PM

R478, I am the original Anthony Recker ass troll. I posted about him first on DL because I know people in common with him so I sometimes have "inside information". Years ago, when he wasn't well know, there was actually a group of us who were fans of his ass who'd exchange photos and stories about him.

by Anonymousreply 479July 8, 2016 11:48 PM

That's hot, R479! I wonder how many men have masturbated to the ass of Anthony Recker, whether guys like us online or guys in his everyday real life? Imagine the river of semen that's been masturbated out of us just looking at, thinking about and discussing the ass of Anthony Recker.

by Anonymousreply 480July 8, 2016 11:56 PM

R480, as I wrote, I know people in common with him. He was widely called something like the "jock with the girl's ass" in college. He even dressed as a woman once for a costume party in college to play up on his reputation for having a woman's body. He's well aware of the attraction of his ass and the FB group and threads about his ass on other sites.

by Anonymousreply 481July 9, 2016 12:04 AM

[quote] guys in his everyday real life

Which guy in his everyday real life do you think have masturbated to him?

by Anonymousreply 482July 9, 2016 12:10 AM

R478, masturbate to Recker's ass and tell us what you're thinking about him. Show us the pictures you're masturbating too. Real time it. I'm masturbating to him now.

by Anonymousreply 483July 9, 2016 12:25 AM

I wonder if Anthony would ever let himself enjoy a real deep tongue worshiping of his magnificent ass?

I know he's married and probably mostly straight - but surely, he has to be curious about how it would feel.

He spends a lot of time on the road away from home.

Anthony, if you ever want to give it try...I'm here for you, buddy...I'm here for you and your pleasure.

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by Anonymousreply 484July 9, 2016 3:32 AM

Yeah, Anthony, think about dipping your toe in the water...at least.

You could make millions.

The truth is, you have assets that none of your teammates have and that very few men have...

Think about it....

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by Anonymousreply 485July 9, 2016 3:41 AM

R478, did you end up masturbating to Recker tonight and please answer all the questions posed here. Your answers are hot and turn me on. Kisses (doll).

by Anonymousreply 486July 9, 2016 10:00 AM

This thread has killed masturbation for me.. Never again. Ewww.

by Anonymousreply 487July 9, 2016 10:32 AM

[quote] This thread has killed masturbation for me.. Never again. Ewww.

Why?

by Anonymousreply 488July 9, 2016 12:58 PM

R478, are you verbal when you masturbate? What do you think or say about Recker when you masturbate to him?

by Anonymousreply 489July 9, 2016 5:56 PM

Bump for R478 to respond.

by Anonymousreply 490July 9, 2016 10:46 PM

Do you think Anthony masturbates? If so, to what?

by Anonymousreply 491July 10, 2016 2:20 AM

Recker's wife has been unusually silent on social media the last few weeks.

by Anonymousreply 492July 10, 2016 3:48 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 493July 11, 2016 1:55 AM

[quote] The fact that this beefy, butch straight jock bro happens to be blessed with a strikingly womanly ass

Blessed or cursed?

by Anonymousreply 494July 11, 2016 2:06 AM

Anthony Recker, comfortable being adored by Gays...

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by Anonymousreply 495July 11, 2016 2:34 AM

Since Wednesday Recker has been on his team's inactive list but not for a injury. Why do you think he's on the inactive list if he doesn't have an injury?

by Anonymousreply 496July 11, 2016 8:54 PM

Probably close to releasing him

by Anonymousreply 497July 11, 2016 9:06 PM

Haha. Probably true.

by Anonymousreply 498July 11, 2016 9:39 PM

Dat Ass dummy

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by Anonymousreply 499July 11, 2016 9:43 PM

I wonder whether there's something going on in his personal life that caused him to be put on the inactive list. Wife's miscarriage?

by Anonymousreply 500July 12, 2016 12:39 AM

Recker will likely be called up to the Atlanta Bravea after the All Star break as backup catcher given that their catcher has a broken hand. Will be out 4-6 weeks.

by Anonymousreply 501July 12, 2016 10:42 PM

R49 dat shelf ass!

by Anonymousreply 502July 12, 2016 10:51 PM

(_O_)

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by Anonymousreply 503July 13, 2016 2:59 AM

I never tire of this pic of Recker as Minnie Mouse.

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by Anonymousreply 504July 13, 2016 3:55 AM

It's official: Recker will be back in the majors at least for a few weeks.

[quote] Anthony Recker will have his contract purchased from Triple-A Gwinnett. Recker will occupy the spot that Tyler Flowers will vacate while being on the DL. A.J. Pierzynski figures to get most of the starts, with Recker mixed in. He does not figure to offer much at the big league level. He is hitting .244 with eight home runs so far for Triple-A Gwinnett.

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by Anonymousreply 505July 15, 2016 1:17 AM

Last hurrah

by Anonymousreply 506July 15, 2016 3:00 AM

Officially he joins the team tonight.

by Anonymousreply 507July 15, 2016 8:31 PM

Maybe I'll be able to find some more Anthony Recker amazing ass pix once he's back in the Majors...

by Anonymousreply 508July 17, 2016 3:26 PM

He has his first start with Atlanta today at 1:35 Eastern.

by Anonymousreply 509July 17, 2016 5:09 PM

Ass.

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by Anonymousreply 510July 21, 2016 12:52 AM

New video. Recker batting gets hit by ball. Long extended views of his ass while he walks and is bring tended to.

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by Anonymousreply 511July 22, 2016 2:51 AM

Any more new pics?

by Anonymousreply 512July 22, 2016 8:46 PM

Anthony naked, showering, spreading his gorgeous ass cheeks...all would be good.

by Anonymousreply 513July 23, 2016 6:58 AM

Is Anthony what is known as working class?

by Anonymousreply 514July 28, 2016 2:08 AM

I've read that Recker is extremely narcissistic, constantly looking at his body in mirrors in the locker room or gym. Do you think he married his horse- faced wife just to bear little Anthony's while his true love is himself and his own body and ass?

by Anonymousreply 515July 31, 2016 10:06 PM

I still want to lick his big beautiful booty....

by Anonymousreply 516July 31, 2016 10:20 PM

No words....

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by Anonymousreply 517July 31, 2016 11:32 PM

It looks like the guy on the left is lunging to kiss Recker and to rub his ass.

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by Anonymousreply 518August 9, 2016 12:16 AM

His eyes look blue in this pic yet they're not.

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by Anonymousreply 519August 27, 2016 9:15 PM

What color are his eyes?

by Anonymousreply 520August 28, 2016 12:55 AM

[quote] What color are his eyes?

Brown. He's white adjacent. His wife is white. The caption indicates his wife added the effects (flowers) which probably resulted in the blue eye effect.

by Anonymousreply 521August 28, 2016 1:09 AM

im a bottom, howeverrrrrrrrrrr, i'd top him.

by Anonymousreply 522August 28, 2016 3:16 AM

[quote] im a bottom, howeverrrrrrrrrrr, i'd top him.

Why would you too him if you're a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 523August 28, 2016 3:32 AM

i'd love to see his ass jingle thats why

by Anonymousreply 524August 28, 2016 3:41 AM

[quote-] i'd love to see his ass jingle thats why

Why?

by Anonymousreply 525August 28, 2016 3:49 AM

The repetitive "Why" troll sounds as if he may be too young, intellectually and developmentally, for this thread...

Go play with your Barbies, now...

by Anonymousreply 526August 28, 2016 2:55 PM

An eyeful...

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by Anonymousreply 527August 28, 2016 3:28 PM

You can make out his sack

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by Anonymousreply 528August 28, 2016 3:28 PM

His jock strap is clearly visible. The seam in the seat of his pants is going straight up his crack.

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by Anonymousreply 529August 28, 2016 3:29 PM

I'd love to lick and sniff that inner jock seam that's riding straight up his fat ass crack!

by Anonymousreply 530August 28, 2016 3:36 PM

Today is Recker's 33rd birthday. How do you think he's celebrating? How would you want him to celebrate?

by Anonymousreply 531August 29, 2016 4:27 PM

Recker? Hardly knew her.

by Anonymousreply 532August 30, 2016 12:32 AM

Recker is a daddy (or is it mommy) for the second time. He does have child-bearing hips and the ass to push out a huge baby. New boy.

[quote] Recker will miss 2-3 games to attend to the birth of his second child, David O'Brien of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports. Recker had been playing well despite garnering little playing time behind the plate, but now he'll have to wait for his next appearance until later this week. Tyler Flowers and A.J. Pierzynski will continue to share catching duties while the 33-year-old is gone

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by Anonymousreply 533September 14, 2016 12:07 AM

Here's another story about the Miracle Birth:

Braves catcher Anthony Recker is expected to miss two or three games while he’s with his wife in Arizona following the birth of the couple’s second child.

Recker worked frenetically to get to Arizona after Monday night’s game.

“She was in active labor when the game was over,” Braves interim manager Brian Snitker said. “I don’t know if he was going to make it there for the actual birth.”

With rosters expanded in September, the Braves already had a third catcher, Blake Lalli, on the active roster. Lalli was brought up from Triple-A after veteran catcher A.J. Pierzynski was placed on the disabled list Sunday for the second time in a month with a strained hamstring.

Lalli hasn’t started a game yet and Recker is expected to be rejoin the team by Friday, Snitker said.

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by Anonymousreply 534September 14, 2016 1:11 AM

OMG, he named his son Grady Vito. Vito is Recker's middle name.

Yo, Vito! Watchagonnadoboutit?

by Anonymousreply 535September 14, 2016 1:59 PM

Nice pic of Recker signing autographs:

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by Anonymousreply 536September 15, 2016 4:03 AM

Even that child wants to get her paws on Recker's fat womanly ass.

by Anonymousreply 537September 15, 2016 9:32 AM

I'd pay to motorboat his beautiful ass cheeks....

by Anonymousreply 538September 15, 2016 9:32 PM

R537, she just wants to get her ball signed. Sicko perv.

by Anonymousreply 539September 16, 2016 12:58 AM

Nice brief vid of Recker's ass. Listen to the kid in the back yell "Anthony!"

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by Anonymousreply 540September 17, 2016 9:09 PM

Cute smile.

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by Anonymousreply 541September 17, 2016 9:37 PM

Beyond cute...that smiles says, "Would you like to come back to my motel room and rim my beautiful ass ALL NIGHT long?"

by Anonymousreply 542September 20, 2016 10:04 AM

Compare it to the guy on the left.

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by Anonymousreply 543October 2, 2016 9:32 PM

Anthony, come rest your cheeks on my face...

by Anonymousreply 544October 6, 2016 9:23 AM

Bump...two hot fucking bumps actually

by Anonymousreply 545October 8, 2016 8:08 PM

Slightly bending over in jeans playing mini golf.

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by Anonymousreply 546October 29, 2016 12:25 AM

I forgot to add click to enlarge.

by Anonymousreply 547October 29, 2016 12:26 AM

That's how he stands when he gets his beautiful ass rimmed...

Anthony loves a good tonguing....

by Anonymousreply 548October 30, 2016 4:34 PM

Your fantasies are nice, R548. Sadly likely the only person with access to his nether regions is his wife.

by Anonymousreply 549October 30, 2016 5:18 PM

I'm pretty sure she never goes there.

So I'll plant my flag between his beautiful cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 550October 31, 2016 1:45 AM

It's his three year wedding anniversary today? How do you think he'll celebrate?

by Anonymousreply 551November 3, 2016 9:29 PM

Didn't mean to put a question mark in the first sentence.

by Anonymousreply 552November 3, 2016 9:29 PM

His ass even casts a long shadow.

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by Anonymousreply 553November 4, 2016 1:45 AM

On the right.

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by Anonymousreply 554November 4, 2016 3:06 AM

Bump, crack, bump....

by Anonymousreply 555November 6, 2016 7:32 PM

Oh Papi

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by Anonymousreply 556November 7, 2016 3:10 AM

Dat Glorious Ass

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by Anonymousreply 557November 7, 2016 3:17 AM

R556, that's Rob Kardashian not Anthony Recker.

by Anonymousreply 558November 7, 2016 3:26 AM

Rob Khardashian is a fat pig

by Anonymousreply 559November 7, 2016 3:45 AM

[quote] Rob Khardashian is a fat pig

Now he is. He wasn't when that picture was taken.

by Anonymousreply 560November 7, 2016 3:53 AM

Small.

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by Anonymousreply 561November 18, 2016 6:15 AM

Morph.

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by Anonymousreply 562January 23, 2017 1:35 AM

Harper's Bazaar came up with a list of the hottest baseball players and DL fave Anthony Recker is number 6.

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by Anonymousreply 563March 14, 2017 11:25 PM

New Recker video of his stretching before a game. His butt is prominently featured of course.

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by Anonymousreply 564April 20, 2017 3:21 AM

It seems to me the main reason Anthony Recker is so popular on DL is that people enjoy his huge, womanly buttocks.

by Anonymousreply 565April 20, 2017 1:03 PM

Do you think straight men are turned by Anthony's glorious ass?

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by Anonymousreply 566April 20, 2017 1:36 PM

R566, if the men are straight why would they be turned on by another man's ass?

by Anonymousreply 567April 20, 2017 2:16 PM

R566, yes I personally believe that many straight men would be aroused by Anthony Recker's huge womanly ass. It's that delicious contradiction between masculine and feminine, isn't it? He's a beefy muscular jock bro, but that huge ass is so voluptuous and curvaceous that it could temporarily blind straight guys to the reality of Recker's gender. They could easily find themselves checking out Anthony's massive glutes, shaking their head and going "Damn!" or "Sweet!", as if he were just another sexy young coed they were drooling over. Upon coming to their senses and realizing they were drooling over a MAN'S hot huge butt, those straight men would find themselves in a moment of amusing, embarrassing identity crisis about their own sexual identity. Which is hot!

Would you agree with this assessment, R566?

by Anonymousreply 568April 20, 2017 2:56 PM

"Many" straight men, R568, or just a few? And what's a contradiction between masculine and feminine?

by Anonymousreply 569April 20, 2017 10:06 PM

[quote] It seems to me the main reason Anthony Recker is so popular on DL is that people enjoy his huge, womanly buttocks.

I also ask the opposite regarding the above quote: if the men are indeed gay why would they be turned on by a womanly ass and body on a man, if they are in fact womanly? How can both gay and straight men (and presumably straight women and lesbians) be attracted to Anthony Recker's shape?

by Anonymousreply 570April 20, 2017 10:09 PM

Anthony's back down in AAA. Maybe this means the porn career will start sooner.

by Anonymousreply 571April 30, 2017 7:56 PM

How can one keep waffling between the majors and the minors so often?

by Anonymousreply 572April 30, 2017 8:02 PM

Recker working out.

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by Anonymousreply 573May 8, 2017 4:16 AM

Thoughts?

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by Anonymousreply 574June 23, 2017 10:08 PM

R574, my main thought is that Anthony Recker has a very large and womanly buttocks.

by Anonymousreply 575June 24, 2017 8:02 AM

His ass is succulent...

And I'd like to suck it...

by Anonymousreply 576June 27, 2017 8:17 AM

I sort of hope his baseball career ends soon....

So I can pay him to sit on my face....

by Anonymousreply 577July 1, 2017 10:53 PM

R577, what difference will his baseball career ending have on your chances to sit on your face? He still won't do it. He's straight and married.

by Anonymousreply 578July 2, 2017 4:37 AM

It's his 34th birthday today.

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by Anonymousreply 579August 29, 2017 4:02 PM

I'd love to suck a string of hot farts out of his deliciously plump womanly ass on this his special day.

by Anonymousreply 580August 29, 2017 8:32 PM

Dear lord it's back.

by Anonymousreply 581August 29, 2017 8:42 PM

R580, how are you celebrating his special day?

by Anonymousreply 582August 29, 2017 10:28 PM

R582, I'm celebrating Anthony Recker's special day precisely through the act of licking, sucking and devouring the mushy, squishy hot stink bombs that bloom within the tight knotted little rosebud nestled deep inside his hugely fat, succulent and -- yes -- Womanly ass cheeks, which are now 34 years old.

by Anonymousreply 583August 29, 2017 11:14 PM

You're his wife, R583?

by Anonymousreply 584August 29, 2017 11:19 PM

Anthony Recker's Booty Jiggle

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by Anonymousreply 585September 18, 2017 10:39 PM

Whatever happened to this guy?

by Anonymousreply 586January 10, 2018 8:53 AM

Bump. Any news on him or which team he’s playing for?

by Anonymousreply 587January 10, 2018 4:01 PM

He hasn't been signed to any team for the 2018 season as far as I know.

by Anonymousreply 588January 20, 2018 9:01 AM
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by Anonymousreply 589April 28, 2018 3:17 AM

Currently in Reno. But he may get another chance in majors. Emergency catchers are needed all the time.

by Anonymousreply 590April 28, 2018 3:51 AM

New ass video.

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by Anonymousreply 591July 13, 2018 12:16 AM

Anthony Recker booty bump...

by Anonymousreply 592March 17, 2019 6:02 PM

Someone really has some extra time on their hands. Good video

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by Anonymousreply 593March 17, 2019 6:35 PM

Anything new on him? Which team is he on now?

by Anonymousreply 594March 18, 2019 5:53 PM
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