Seann William Scott at 39 and his MASSIVE pecs

The bizarre hand tats scream "mental illness"

Those tits are large enough to get in the way of any acting career.

Yum. I've always had a thing for him.

Hasn't he been to busy to have a girlfriend?

Because he's 39, OP!

That's still young for a man, R6.

I wonder if he ever feels bad about his part in leading chickens to the chickenhawks.

Do tell-

How much does what he's wearing cost?

Implants look big no matter how old one is

[quote]Do tell-

How are you on the DL and don't know about DEN?! Here is one article, google around. It was an entertainment company run by a bunch of Hollywood chickenhawks who made "Chad's World" , a show about young gay boys (fun casting!) who go live with wealthy older gay men. The show starred Seann William Scott who was one of the young approachable faces of DEN to make the boys more comfortable.

Because he's not that hot or talented.

I'd lick his shitter.

Big boobies went out with 3D.

Come on R12, you know that has nothing to do with anything .

The more I see, the more I think luck has a lot to do with it, being in the right place at the right time. How do you explain DiCaprio, McBongo, or Tobey Maguire?

Those guys are all good looking but there are hundreds of guys who are better looking and have better bodies. None of them are great actors-- they play variations on the same character in every film. So what gives?

More bulging.

Hand tattoos? Yeesh

He's hot. I like the pecs. Any time, any time...

Like you've never heard of makeup.

I know, R15. There are so many guys in Hollywood that are hot non-talents. He probably wasn't as profitable as the others.

If I had passed him on the street, I wouldn't have recognized him.

She [italic]calls[/italic] herself Phoebe!

yowser

His bosom is almost as bountiful as that of Simon Cowell!

Nice jugs! What is that, 36DD?

In most paparazzi shots, he looks uncomfortable.

Probably because he's making his gorgeous girlfriend follow him out of photo range.

The lengths a gay actor will go to remain closeted.

He missed the Marvel train.

Did he save his money?

Oh how I wish this had become a series!

^ Oops. Let's try that again.

Birkenstocks??

I always get him confused with Scott Foley on Scandal. All that being said, SWS is essentially an aging female starlet. He, along with Antonio Sabato and that younger actor who is best known for his pecs and is rumored to be gay (per dozens of threads here - what's his name!!!!??) are essentially the male Barbi Benton.

So Sean was molested as a teen by pigs, demonic creeps ?

Thank you, r23, for that link. I have ordered the set of the Seann William Scott muscle chest holiday cards to send seasonal cheer this year.

Manboobs are out

Because manboobs eventually turn into sad looking a-cups. Shudder!

As you can see in certain scenes in the "Chad" video, SWS is actually quite short.

Short and quite busty. He's like the male Jessica Simpson.

He wouldn't need fake boobs then. If he goes trans.

The Rock fucked him good when they did that movie together.

Why would an actor get a tattoo especially a hand tattoo? Dumb, dumb.

I watched some of that "Chad's World" video (R32).

Some of those boys are just pissed that they gave up their buttholes at a young age and it didn't materialize into a career.

SWS is the only one who had a slight career with those "American Pie" movies.

Hand tattoos or no, I still totally would. He has like the perfect body for me.

That video was pretty bad.

[quote]The bizarre hand tats scream "mental illness"

And your bizarre diagnosis screams "Octogenarian."

R34, you mean Kellan Lutz.

Gurrrrlll!

The body is great; the tats are ugly.

1. He can't act.

2. He made bad career choices.

I saw an article about this topic somewhere. The answer was bad representation, his own lack of interest and the failure of the movies he did make.

He did an episode of "Always Sunny In Philadelphia" where he played a gay character, did well. He did have pretty good comic timing. Recently he did some hockey movie ("Goon") that was well received and actually has a decent fanbase.

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What's his story? Is he gay, bi, James Franco straight? This guy doesn't read as purely heterosexual to me. He seems like he'd be the type who is open sexually at the very least.

[quote]This guy doesn't read as purely heterosexual to me.

Gee, he was involved in a Hollywood gay sex ring so that might be a clue dear.

Seann is hot!!!

R53 -

Ahh, remember when I used to be hot and interesting...???

he's dating a billionaire- he is fine

He looks freakish.

Is his name pronounced see-ANN?

For those of you who hate waiting for a linked photo to open...

Hint if you right click on an image , then open image in a new tab, you can copt that image jdg, and paste it in the DL link box, and it should link the image directly to your post,

He is being fucked by Peter Thiel

oh for fucks sake

maybe it's because the old whore wants $1.49 for that Photobucket print, I'll wait for it to go on sale

SWS on HGH?

I liked him in Mr. Woodcock.

Can't Act; Don't ask me Can't Act ...

Like those "tats" would stop you from getting on your fucking knees and gobbling his Hawt Cawwwwk!

Daddy Duane "The Rock" Johnson must like his bitches a little beefier these days.

Duane has gotten a lot more muscular lately, maybe they have the same pharmacist?

the photo was taken in Malibu so he must be doing ok.

I see some of you don't know how the fuck to post an image.

By the way, that's not Seann.

This lucky bitch met him at Flute.

Meanwhile, I want to suck his flute.

He's attractive in a porny way, but that looks translates badly among straights.

I met him once right after his first couple of movies came out. Super friendly guy, like REALLY friendly--my friend and I were eventually like, "okay, nice to meet you, gotta go!" After a while there wasn't much to talk about other than "American Pie". Later, my girlfriend thought he was into me, but I told her she was crazy--but it could have been possible, I guess.

He was definitely shorter than I expected, and not as "frat boy" as he seems on talk shows. We thought his outfit was strange. Wife beater, weird polyester type pants, and red tinted sunglasses. Definitely not the usual "bro" image he sports.

Still, I kind of root for the guy since he was probably one of the nicest celebrities I've ever met.

Why Hollywood Won't Cast Seann William Scott Anymore

That pic must have been taken 10 years ago, R72.

I realize this isn't a very nice story, but it happened and it may partially explain why he just didn't catch on as a leading man/dude following a respectable showing in American Pie.

I was working a flight many years ago, along with 7 other F/As and we were very accustomed to having celebrities ranging from A- all the way to C list on our ATL-LAX route. So much so that whenever we would receive the pre-departure briefing form from the gate agent, the first thing we'd do is scan F/C passenger list for any "stars." There were always a least 2 or 3. On this particular day, I recognized SWS's name right away, but the other crew members did not know who he was. Most of them were married and a bit older than I.

Per usual we boarded F/C about three minutes before Y/C boarding, and he was one of the first to get on board. The other girls wanted me to point him out asap so they could get a good "look see" while he was getting situated. That's the only time you can really stare at a pax, because they are busy fumbling with their shit.

So, we usually congregate at the mid galley after boarding and before the safety video starts and we basically talk shit about any problems or difficult people we'd encounter during boarding. At that time, one of the F/As aid, "he's okay, but he is so gay looking." After which the rest of the crew ,more or less agreed.

So, whether it's right or wrong, women often get a vibe about someone, whether it's in person or even on screen, and if she senses that he's gay, he will have some difficulty presenting as a leading man-romantic lead in films and TV. I don't think girls/women were ever much into him.

[quote]He is being fucked by Peter Thiel

Not that I blame him since Peter Thiel is rich as fuck, but he is also a right-wing asshole. That's disappointing if true.

The flight attendant story makes no sense. Only D-listers go to Atlanta (I used to live there and flew often) and only because of the cheapo studios there or CNN. Also, Delta flight attendants always congregate in the back and ignore the passengers. Perhaps the first class ones congregate in the middle (757s are setup that way) but it's the same idea.

While I do agree that he never achieved leading man status - he clearly will never be hurting for money at all and clearly doesn't NEED a sugar daddy. I would say that he did quite well for himself and his career.. Oh, and he still looks HOT to me!

He did all right for a former prostitute.

[quote]He did all right for a former prostitute.

Former? If the Peter Thiel gossip is true he is a cat that never changed his stripes.

Peter Thiel likes the white rough trade- Now I know why Sean has the hand tats...

I knew this guy who was Burt Reynolds' personal assistant. He told me that Seann William Scott came out of the closet to the cast of Dukes of Hazzard. Everyone was really supportive, and at the time he said he planned to shortly announce it to the public. Well, for whatever reason, that never happened.

BTW, Burt's personal assistant was this BIG (6'4) muscular red headed guy named Casey. Pretty clear what was going on there.

Is Mr. Burt Reynolds a homosexual?

SWS has indeed settled into a very comfortable life being a house husband and totally happy about it all.

No, R85, but his best friends, Dom De Luise and Charles Nelson Reilly, were and his former girlfriend Dinah Shore was a big ol' dyke.

He is very hot. But his eyes are close together AND they are crazy eyes. Probably violent once you get to know him.

[quote]SWS has indeed settled into a very comfortable life being a house husband and totally happy about it all.

He is only getting older though. Rich guys will always replace you with a younger model, can't neglect the acting career.

[quote]Only D-listers go to Atlanta

Excuse me?

It would make more sense that he's dating Dan Thiel instead of Peter Thiel.

Having to share a sack with that libertarian shitball P.T. would be cruel and unusual punishment. We must rescue SWS.

He will be FINE - made plenty of money. And yes - totally gay.

[QUOTE] Dinah Shore was a big ol' dyke

Doubtful, she like big cock too much. But she does have a huge lesbian following.

Didn't they just film GotG 2 @ Pinewood in Atlanta? Captain America: Civil War?

Always thought Sean was quite hot. Not surprised he's taking care of himself well as he ages.

He's not working all that much, so focusing on his appearance instead makes sense .........especially if the PT talk is true.

I totally wish I could get fucked by SWS!

What kind of name is Seann William Scott anyway? Why not just Seann Scott?

R98 Why not simply Sean Scott?

If he was listed as Seann William on r77's form, he was just begging to be recognized.

It was during the 90s when everyone had to have three names. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Rabbit, Gordon Love Levitt, James Vander Beek.

Hillary Rodham Clinton. Too bad she didn't go away like the rest of them.

too bad you didn't either R102

Would love to put a finger in his butt while tugging on one of his nipples.

R104 - Yes ;-)!

When he joined SAG there already was a Sean Scott so he added the Wlliam. Very common thing for actors to do.

R101 Don't forget about me!!!

At least one of those DEN guys (Brooks Pierce) is still doing well enough ........... a big muckety muck at the Bitcoin Foundation ........

There should be a book about that whole sordid tale.

It's like the 'mainstream' Brent Corrigan story.

"...he clearly will never be hurting for money at all and clearly doesn't NEED a sugar daddy. I would say that he did quite well for himself and his career."

You can never be too rich or too thin.

I think he's sexy as hell, and seems like a sweetheart.

He's super cute and has tits for days. I want him.

If you're an actor, getting a tattoo on your hand is almost as dumb as getting one on your face or neck. I'll bet it's hurt him a little in getting cast. I'd still fuck him. I wouldn't date him though. He seems like a mess.

[quote]When he joined SAG there already was a Sean Scott so he added the Wlliam.

Bet there wasn't a *Seann* Scott.

You guys are fucking crazy. He's a house husband now that's why he's keeping his looks up but he's still old? Whatever- you fucking dumb nasty cunts, calling a drop dead gorgeous not-untalented actor so many different names. I bet you're all nasty meth fags

It's the same nasty queens calling our boys Tommy and Gio nasty names. Nasty cunt losers.

R104 made me hard.

How does Chewy McNip feel about Seann's titties?

I have enjoyed him in many silly movies, maybe he's difficult to work with. Hollywood is really strange. Army Hammer gets blockbuster deals based on no clear talent, and this guy who has had several hit movies is unemployed.

He should be fitted for his first training bra-

He used to train at the Greenwich Ave Equinox. He's hot, dumb and gay. Perfect househusband material.

He's got one hell of a beautiful rack

Yeah, but They should be reined in, their immodest!

any topless pics?

I'd suck his cock.

Agree with R122. It's indecent and unseemly they way his pecs protrude and are put on display like that in public!

What a strumpet!

In a more decent and righteous era, he would have been flogged naked in the town square!

Maybe Seann and Colto could hook up. Wouldn't you want to see Colto chow down on them tig old bitties?

I suppose he doesn't want to work any longer with hideous hand tattoos.

His heavy beard makes it seems like he should be hairy, but he always appears smooth. Does he excessively manscape?

Who was his surgeon? Great implant job.

Yesss those titties are sitting UP!

I love how big the tits are and his cleavage. I hope he wears deep v-necks and can make them dance.

He's clearly a true blue muscle slut

Birkenstocks?

NOOOOOOOO!!!

He did an Extra segment years ago and it was so obvious his roommate was his fuck buddy, I swear they passed by a bottle of lube on the roomie's nightstand at one point.

That hand tattoo signifies that he has one around his brown eye. He's probably into fisting. Damaged goods.

I'll just leave this...right...here.

*My pants...so tight*

love that guy

Dude--Where's My Career?

R137 - now that you mention it, he totally looks like a wild, hardcore, fisting bottom. Dead ringer!

[quote]it was so obvious his roommate was his fuck buddy

Was he cute?

Sexy muscle Mary

The fisting thing totally makes sense if he is with Peter Thiel- Peter is good at finding internet companies to invest in, and fisting.

I used to think he was really hot when he looked like this. Seeing these current pics, I find him even more attractive. Hot Daddy!

I've always thought that scene linked to at R139 would be really cute, funny, and hot EXCEPT that Fabio's girlfriend is so disgusted when Seann and Ashton kiss. Maybe if the movie had been made several years later, they would have played it differently.

I agree that any actor who gets a tattoo on any part of his body that's likely to be visible in a movie is either an idiot or is subconsciously trying to sabotage his own career. Actors who do this usually say, "My tatts can be covered with makeup," but even if that's true, why bother covering a tatt with makeup and having to keep refreshing the makeup when you can just hire somebody else?

I'm sure Seann's career has stalled for a number of reasons, but I imagine the fact that he was even mentioned in connection with that scandal about Hollywood biggies having sex with underage males can't have helped. It's one thing to be thought of a boy toy yourself, and another matter when that's compounded by reports that you were procuring other underage males for the Hollywood powers that be.

He's still he's still super cute

[quote]I'm sure Seann's career has stalled for a number of reasons, but I imagine the fact that he was even mentioned in connection with that scandal about Hollywood biggies having sex with underage males can't have helped.

The DEN thing wasn't recent. That all went down in the late 90s, around the same time as American Pie happened.

Much like Jay Baruchel, I think Sean realized that voice over work is a franchise that pays well. The Ice Age stuff - movies, direct to video, and tv specials - probably cover his bills with a lot left over. He's got another Ice Age movie coming out this year. He seems to live a normal life. No one cares if you're a gay voice over actor.

His post American Pie/Dude, Where's My Car work has actually been pretty good. Role Models was funny, and Goon was excellent. I also really liked Just Before I Go. Jay has been talking about making Goon 2, but I haven't seen any word that it's in production.

Wait, Jay Baruchel is gay?

Not that I know. Although he's hot. He has a declining movie career, but has the awesome Dragons cartoon franchise.

Oh, I parsed your comment wrong. It's been a long day.

He's not handsome enough to be a leading man, and like Joe Piscopo and Dane Cook he's too muscular to be funny. Straight people find it threatening for some reason when comedians are too muscular

I was thinking while watching GRACE & FRANKIE the other day that he would have been better as Lily Tomlin's recovering druggie than Ethan Embry is in that role.

SWS needs a good part in a prestige cable show.

Still so hot

The face of a man who's had his hole used by every executive producer in LA

^Comrade Vladimir Ilich Lenin biopic

[quote]The DEN thing wasn't recent. That all went down in the late 90s, around the same time as American Pie happened.

The DEN thing wasn't recent, but the allegations against Bryan Singer et al. are fairly recent. Pay attention.

Funny

Wow R158, you're right, he does look like Lenin in that pic!

R157 Has he been fucked so hard that he's turning Japanese - I really think so!

r157, you have no empathy!!!

He looks too simian.

Does the massive size of the pecs correlate with the size of the dick?

Guys that stay muscular are hot, but as a person who goes to the gym only to keep the flab at bay...it seems like their more stringent gym routine would be a turn off. I've only dated au natural guys or dad bods, so it's weird I guess.

I never knew he was gay. When i was younger,i listened to the DVD cast commentary of Dude Where's My Car? And he and Ashton sounded disgusted and refused to talk about the kiss scene. Maybe he was just playing along, but he participated in acting like he was disgusted and forced into doing it

He's a bottom

I wonder how many co-stars have pounded him. Dan Thiel probably. Ashton Kutcher maybe. The Rock for sure. Liev Schreiber I seriously hope so.

Hot to imagine them all doing him.

Quite big tits!

More Seann pecs.

He looks good in a jockstrap.

He looks even better in a sling.

He would look good tied, up, with his pecs all cross-tied trying to bust out.

You know Peter Thiel is totally rage fucking him to make up for being exposed as the man bringing down Denton

He's the male Chesty Morgan

He lives with that Thiel fuck?

See him in "The Rundown" with the Rock... a short shirtless scene but that bod, wow!

He doesn't live with Peter Thiel. He might be fucking him, but Peter lives with this guy:

I like big tits and I cannot lie

R180, can you explain the comment at R176?

Everyone knows that Peter Thiel pays for SWS's LA life- Thiel does live in San Fran with that other guy. None of it is a secret or real gossip. open knowledge

Thanks, R183. I actually knew nothing about it prior to this thread. But I live back east.

r183, spill. Do you know SWS? Is Thiel "funding" other hot-but-untalented actors?

Gawker has a page where you can send them tips. Ahem.

Thief's only SoCal boyfriend is SWS from what I know-

What happened with his "engagement" a few years ago?

R188 typical sham PR move that ended after both parties realized it wasn't benefitting either career

Now we know how he can afford this house

He's a whore, darlin'

Lindsay is a dykala

Im so jealous

He was also linked to January Jones back in the day

Nice tramp stamp!

Wow, R195.

But what does Alex have to do with See Ann?

He went to rehab a few years back - what was that about?

Drunk? Druggie?

That is a huge tramp stamp- does it envelop the crack of his ass? Quite something to look at while fucking him

Sean is having problems getting roles, because of his tats.

Tats aren't that big of a deal anymore. They can cover them with makeup..IF the star is worth the trouble. Is Seann? Could be in the right role. It's doubtful he could pull off any role where the tattoos WOULDN'T look dumb--a tough guy, biker, etc.

Like I said in r74 I have met the guy and he was super, super nice, so I do wish him well. (But maybe not if the stories about him being a teen pimp are true.)

Is he still an addict?

Dear lord people r195 is not Seann William Scott, you guys are blind and completely unable to get r196's joke.

I want to protect Seann William Scott- its weird that he has that quality- a bit of a Marilyn Monroe type quality- madonna/whore combo

[quote]Tats aren't that big of a deal anymore. They can cover them with makeup.

If they don't have to, why bother? But the actor in R195 is Alex O'Laughlin, not Sean William Scott.

We could do this forever...

He has a smooth ass. And awesome arms & legs.

He's got two N's, very sexy

For all his whining about it, he looks pretty into that kissing scene

No one knows anything about his 2011 rehab stint?! It was supposedly for "health and personal issues"

Do we prefer See-Ann to Shy-Ann? (or Shitty Little Ann, or AnnE, for that matter?)

Isn't the tats guy the guy from Hawaii 5-O?

titty princess

Bump for Seann

He's coming to tv....in a pilot produced by Amy Poehler!

He's always had great tits

"I like having nice tits."

Often confused with Chris Klein

Not by me, R218.

[quote]Often confused with Chris Klein

Chris Klein is often confused with gay porn stud Jason Adonis.

Yeah, right, R220.

If he really is Peter Thiel's kept boy, I'm surprised Gawker didn't out the relationship on their way to shutting down.

^ I sent them a tip about Thiel and SWS but they didn't use it. Perhaps they are protecting Scott, not Thiel.....

That's hot, R16.

He got married this past year...at 43

I think he had about as good a career in film as he could have had given his talents, OP.

He's short and his tits are gigantic. Those aren't the sort of looks for someone to be able to do much in film anymore, given that he does comedy. As Joe Piscopo proved, people don't want to see comics with bulging muscles--and he's too short to do much as an action star.

I am sure he is a great fuck, though.

Hes 5'11...thats hardly short.

[quote] and he's too short to do much as an action star.

Then explain Tom Cruise's action films.

Do we think SWS IS self-conscious about his tiny feet?

Paul Rudd has gnarly toes.

He plays it like a hardcore thumper, but it seems he’s a common guttersnipe.

R157 fuck yeah, I’d tap that

R207 yeah, he looks pretty jacked there, and totally doable

<3

r226...and she looks 12

I rarely see a man who looks better without a beard. But SWS is one of those men.

I was thinking that I thought SWS was older than 39 and then realized this is another Thread Bumper Special

OMG what a mess. What happened to him?!

Wha’ happened?

[quote] He got married this past year...at 43

Seann William Scott got married to a WOMAN?? Everyone knows he’s gay. Everyone.

Eeeww, he's wearing Birkenstocks. Gross.