Analyze This Ass - May 3, 2016

That's a 8'5 or 9 IMHO. Looks like a segment of one of those pumpingmuscle videos.

He could lose a few pounds.

What a glorious behind! My mouth is watering at the sight!

would love to put my face between those two glorious mounds of muscle and lick away while he does his reps.

It looks very jaunty.

I'd cum all in that ass

I rate that ass a solid 9.5

And he's really cute too.

Spectacular - 9.0

Ass bump.

Bump.

Have we been able to determine who this hottie is?

[quote] Have we been able to determine who this hottie is?

I, myself, have not.

Darn it.

I hope he wiped down the equipment when he was done!

outstanding

looks pretty fucking great

How does it compare to Anthony Recker's ass?

FUCKING

H O T !!

For those interested, it's this guy guy (check the back tattoo):

Thank you, R19. You're an angel.

Shaved ass...I swear if I wanted a girl, I would have one.

[quote] if I wanted a girl, I would have one.

How does a shaved ass turn one into a "girl"?

Damn, then according to R19's link, the video is probably almost 10 years old!

Flabby and yellow

[quote] Flabby and yellow

What's yellow about it?

Go away, R24. We're not discussing your jaundiced mother.

R19 God bless you. Now we know his name is Kevin Schnittker.

Three letters--OMG.

On ass/body alone and my lust to shove my tongue deep inside it - a SOLID 10/10!

Wonder how much he spends on his daily Nair baths.

Hot bro

Any more of him?

Y U M M Y

That's a nice ass.

19 y.o. going on 40. And that tattoo is a huge turn-off.

"Wonder how much he spends on his daily Nair baths."

Probably about as much or more time as R30 spends combing lice out of his overgrown pubes (of which, for some unknown reason, he is extremely proud).

Super-hot. That tatoo is almost a deal breaker however. Almost.

Be nice to get him for free, but he probably makes everyone pay.

To properly analyze this ass, I'd like to see a closeup of his hole.

[quote] To properly analyze this ass, I'd like to see a closeup of his hole.

The ass and "hole" are two different things. Go to your own "hole" threads.

Type this into google

[quote]"Pumping muscle" "kevin Schnittker" "torrent"

And there's a video on the gaytorrent.ru link. You'll need bittorrent and an account on gaytorrent.ru, which is free. All the other links I found for that video are on filesmonster and you need to have a premium account to download it.

To the pearl-clutching prudes complaining about this perfect guy's tattoo, I'd like to give you all a rousing Get A Fucking Life solute.

Well I'm glad we're not analyzing his cock. Underwhelming to say the least.

He's super hot! Great body amazing ass and beautiful face! The tattoo is cool and in memory of someone close to him who clearly died young. There's nothing to complain about this hottie for!!

Well he's flaccid, R42. Did you expect it to be hanging to his knees while flaccid?

Post in one word what you think his butt smelled like.

Paradise

Probably smells of shit if he's heterosexual.

9/10 that's a perfect ass

Mmmmmm

R41 You sound like you're the one clutching pearls, MARY! I like good tats, not a giant ugly crucifix on a guy's back! The thing you see while you're fucking him. No thanks.

Is it womanly?

Me wantee.

Me bumpee

He's so hot!

Love that video.

Is his a womanly butt?

Whose ass are you calling womanly?

His ass is non inclusive.

R57, why did you sign your post "Matt Damon".

Ewww, R57. MD has a hairy crack. And baby's balls.

R60, that doesn't look like hair but rather like stretch marks.

Looks like hair.

I've seen better, much better. Nothing erotic about it all. Are you sure it wasn't made for the Fraus OP?

Kevin's Insta page

^ His last post was over a year ago. OP's vid is 8 years old. What is Kevin doing now? And what does he look like now, I wonder?

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His body and ass are a 10 out 10. I don't care who you are - you would have to be blind if you actually think otherwise. The face is a bit less though. That said, who wouldn't fuck this guy??? You would have to be insane.

How come no one can find a picture of former Soloflex model Scott Madsen? He went to prison for a year or two, but no one knows what he looks like today. I though his ass was amazing.

What's wrong with his face?

I would've eaten him raw immediately after that workout.

That's one mouth-watering, voluptuous booty ;-) I'd even eat it dirty.

Yummers!!

sexy stud

I'd like to see the full video

I believe that that is the full video

is he gay?

Bump for this gorgeous ass!

So fucking yummy!

Kevin Schnittker

Short posing video where he speaks.

R75 The full video lasts about an hour

I want this in full version!

does he get naked and get fucked?

HOLY SHIT!

R83, great job!

Ass-mazing.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Well I'M horny.

Such a waste if that ass has never been fucked.

Talk about shrinkage.

Small cocks rock!!!!

There's gotta be a J/O vid of him floating around somewhere.

Wow!

Bangin bod bro

I need him to sit on my face.

Ewww, I hope she wiped down after using that leg press naked.

Me too, r95

I'd lick it

I'd stick something in it too

Hhhff

Bump

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How old was he when the photos in R83 were taken? In his 20's, maybe?

[quote]How old was he when the photos in [R83] were taken? In his 20's, maybe?

According to various sites like Model Mayhem, he's only 29 right now (Apr 29, 1987).

Those pix are contemporaneous with the 2006 pix in r19, so he was probably 19 or 20 years old.

R36 Owie! I'm so, so offended!

thanks, op

Kevin Schnittker

Bump.. Anything new on this ridonkulous bubble butt? I thought for sure that he would have ventured into real porn by now. A perfect ass is a terrible thing to waste!

Where’s his dick?

It is tiny, R108. He likely appeals to tops only..

PERFECTION.

Venice Beach Boardwalk

Must be a grower...

overcompensation is evident with this queen