Let's discuss Ashton Kutcher

I watched the first episode. Wasn't funny enough and he isn't sexy enough, but that's totally subjective. Just not really the type that does it for me. Although attractive, he comes off as someone overly confident about his looks because I'm not particular into them. And jokes about his vanity get old fast too.

OP, take yourself and your hole jokes to the gas pipe.

Liar, cheater, tiny meat.

Is OP broadcasting from 1999?

It shoulda been me.

He hasn't been photographed near massage parlors lately. So I take that he'sfound another less prominent locale.

A (female) friend of mine who worked admin at his A-Grade capital firm slept with him a few times. Her verdict: arrogant but funny, pays for everything, surprisingly knowledge-able about various subjects you wouldn't expect. No gay/bi vibes at all. She also said Ashton is a good kisser, not a bad fuck, but prefers not to eat pussy. Re: the tinymeat rumors, she said his dick is cut, about 4” hard but the real issue is that it's extremely THIN – in her words, "a weirdly fragile-looking penis" (!) – and tapered, with a small pointy head. But she also said his ass was terrific up close.

that is very small meat for a big white boy. pity.

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OP is the poster child of fags that every creature and thing with a cavity must avoid.

R9 What is that from?

His penis is conical in shape.

R10 here. My race may be disguised by baby powder.

Any questions?

R13 I have one question ; are you digging men in diaper?

R7, his dick sounds dreadful.

R11, that is from the classic "Dude, Where's My Car?"

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I love how the Icelandic man on Graham Norton put him in his place.

R17 is even more loathsome than Ashton Kutcher.

If they got rid of the canned laugher, it wouldn't be half bad.

I read some rumors that he blew some older star, man, at a vip party, Alain Delon, or someone. I guess the casting couch wasn't such a big problem for him.

Not cool to talk about his twin. The poor guy had a heart transplant when he was very young and lives with cerebral palsy as an adult. Ashton takes good care of Michael. Lots of love there.

R17 Can you spiritless gays at least be a little selective when wanting to talk about cocks and sex? I wonder who hangs out with a creep like you?

R7, was this when he was with Mila?

He's pretty.

R23 Can't listen to people talk about dick without having to run to the bathroom and cry? Grow a pair, R23.

I had heard that his twin had developmental issues. It's good that Ashton made it big. He seems like a good brother, and the kind of guy that would set his family up for life. From what I understand, he ended up giving Demi a huge chunk of change after the divorce, and he is now friends with her, since she cleaned up her act and got sober again.

Ashton had a bigger fortune than Demi Moore? Or its just that he earned a lot more than her during their whatever.

He had a way bigger movie career than he deserved. Either he had the best agent ever or serious blackmail material.

Just hold on there, buster at R29. You must bump threads from 2015, not 2016 you dumb twat!

Kutcher is a billionaire or close to it. Came down to being a celebrity and hot party guy during the early 2000s. Got in on lots of companies like Twitter and then used that money and leverage to do a lot of venture capital investing. Right place right time, right parties....