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Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Midget gay, who conned the biggest sitcom star, by getting out of his contract, saying he wanted to go to college then didn't do it.

by Anonymousreply 13908/01/2020

What's a little white lie. I commend Tim Allen for not forcing him to say.

And, anyway, they turned his character into an enviro weenie.

by Anonymousreply 104/03/2016

He went back to his original name, Weiss, and lived in Vancouver BC(?) post Home Improvement. I don't know what he did there.

by Anonymousreply 204/03/2016

R1, I feel like Tim Allen is a class act, coke-smuggling notwithstanding. I've never heard a bad word said about him from those who've had personal dealings with him. A fine gentleman.

by Anonymousreply 304/03/2016

OP, did you go to college? Or elementary school? Not one of those commas is necessary or correct.

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2016

He went to Harvard, as far as I know, don't see the con part.

by Anonymousreply 504/03/2016

JTT's mother was the one who pushed for her son to get out of her contract. She was sure he was destined to be a bigger star with a bigger payday somewhere else. Lesson learned.

by Anonymousreply 604/03/2016

[quote]In 2000, he graduated with honors from Chaminade College Preparatory School in West Hills, California.[7][8] Upon graduation, he enrolled at Harvard University, where he studied philosophy and history and spent his third year abroad at St. Andrews University in Scotland.[9][10][11] In 2010, he graduated from the Columbia University School of General Studies.[12]

I know Wikipedia isn't the best source, but it's the first search result on Google

by Anonymousreply 704/03/2016

What the hell Op? He did go to college. I don't think he was that successful at Yale but still, it's not like he left Home Improvement and just hung out.

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2016

OP is thinking of Chandler Massey.

by Anonymousreply 904/03/2016

JTT is the anti-abortion Christian fundie nut.

by Anonymousreply 1004/03/2016

First of all the commas are correct.

Second he left the show TO go to school, which he did not. The OP didn't say he didn't go to college or finish school, but he USED that as lie to get out of his contract and he started doing other acting jobs, which quickly dried up or never materialized

He told Tim Allen that he was leaving so that he could attend college. In reality, however, he left to act in films. He appeared in the 1998 major motion picture I'll Be Home For Christmas. This film was supposed to be Thomas' big break into movies. Unfortunately for Thomas, however, the film was a critical and commercial failure. It cost about $30 million to make (not including marketing costs) but only garnered about $12 million in box office receipts.

He pulled a Shelly Long

by Anonymousreply 1104/03/2016

But he still sucks a good dick, R10.

by Anonymousreply 1204/03/2016

R10 is right,

We were forced to watch an anti-abortion video during 8th grade "sex Ed" at Catholic school. JTT played the voice of the fetus who talks the mom shopping abortions in the parking lot in front of the clinic out of her decision.

by Anonymousreply 1304/03/2016

In all fairness, Tim Allen DID molest him as a child in a coke-fueled rage. Its an open secret in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 1404/03/2016

You're kidding, R14. I've never heard that. If true, Allen should have his balls cut off.

by Anonymousreply 1504/03/2016

Don't know about that, R3.

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by Anonymousreply 1604/03/2016

R16 - The story is from 1998. You should at least have the decency to post the results.

by Anonymousreply 1704/03/2016

[quote]First of all the commas are correct.

Actually, they're not all correct. But, r4 is not correct either.

[quote]Midget gay, who conned the biggest sitcom star, by getting out of his contract, saying he wanted to go to college then didn't do it.

This is not a complete sentence. There is no verb.

- The subject of the sentence is "gay" or "Midget gay" (with a missing hyphen).

- "Who conned the bigges sitcom star" is a dependent clause (also called a relative clause) that modifies the subject. "Who" is a relative pronoun.

- In order to assess whether the relative clause requires commas, one must determine whether it is "essential" or "nonessential." To know which "midget gay" about whom we are talking, must we have the information in the relative clause? If so, the relative clause is essential and requires no commas.

- The comma after "star" is unnecessary. "By getting out of his contract" is a prepositional phrase that modifies "conned." If it were an introductory phrase, you might offset it with a comma, but in the middle of a sentence it doesn't make sense.

- The comma after "contract" is questionable because the following portion is unclear. It's a tough call since it's a fragment sentence and doesn't have a verb. It depends on whether "saying" is meant to modify "conned" or whether it's actually the start of another clause. If it modifies "conned" then adding a conjunction to connect "by getting" and "saying" would work. You could also add make it read, "by saying."

- A comma before "then" might make sense, depending what other changes were made. (see how I used a particple and comma correctly? The rule is, if it's non-restrictive, extra information, use a comma. If it's restrictive and necessary information, no comma ).

by Anonymousreply 1804/03/2016

R4 Must you always play the nasty nun cunt always correctin other people's gramma on here to make your self feel better ? Pa-Thet-Ic Chill out and stop getting your habit in a snarl. Just listen ....

by Anonymousreply 1904/03/2016

Tim Allen molested JTT and JTT, in turn, appeared in four episodes of Allen's new series to show him that it's all water under the bridge? Gurl.

by Anonymousreply 2004/03/2016

Tim Allen never molested JTT. Even If he wanted to (which I doubt) JTT's mom was always around. She was a total stage mom.

I didn't mind that Randy left the show. As someone up thread mentioned, they turned him into a totally lame Eco warrior kind of kid. In the early seasons he was a funny little smart ass. He also had a whiny voice when he was older.

I wonder what JTT's relationship with his mother is like these days?

by Anonymousreply 2104/03/2016

I thought for a long time (when the show was on) that he and Tim Allen were related; they looked a lot like each other.

by Anonymousreply 2204/03/2016

[quote] JTT is the anti-abortion Christian fundie nut.

His last name is actually Weiss, which is a Jewish name.

by Anonymousreply 2304/03/2016

Probably the only time someone actually enjoyed having intercourse with Tim Allen.

by Anonymousreply 2404/03/2016

R22 That's a lot of the reason they cast Thomas- his resemblance to Tim. Another lady was originally cast as the mom (something Fisher, she was Clint eastwood's wife once) and the other two kids were supposed to resemble her. At least the older one with his blond hair.

by Anonymousreply 2504/03/2016

R12 honey, I still can't believe you and Taran are not homos.

by Anonymousreply 2604/03/2016

Tim Allen is fug.

by Anonymousreply 2704/03/2016

I had no idea that Tim Allen was still around, much less starring in a show now in its 5th season.

by Anonymousreply 2804/03/2016

Oh, literal-and-out-of-context R12.

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by Anonymousreply 2904/03/2016

Allen is fond of JTT, but in the sense that a father loves his son, R20. That's why Tim was so quick to forgive Jonathan and welcome him to his new show, he missed him. Stop making it weird.

JTT's finest work was on Speedway Junky, imo. He played a creepy, opportunistic bisexual teen hustler Stephen, and was gleefully icy and sleazy in it. This was also the most memorable lead role for doe-eyed, tragic loveliness Jordan Brower as Eric.

STEPHEN: "Evening, Losers. Get fucked in the ass tonight, Eric?" ERIC: "Yeah, by your Dad. Bitch came twice."

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by Anonymousreply 3004/03/2016

I want to tongue his piss slit.

by Anonymousreply 3104/04/2016

I miss qwerty

by Anonymousreply 3204/04/2016

Some people are not old enough to remember qwerty, I fear.

by Anonymousreply 3304/04/2016

Did homos refer to their gay entourage as girls back in the 90s?

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by Anonymousreply 3404/04/2016

JTT recently

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by Anonymousreply 3504/04/2016

Wow, it took 32 replies before a longtime poster makes himself known. I do too, r32.

by Anonymousreply 3604/04/2016

Tim presented at the prime time Emmys the year Carson retired and gave a nice tribute to him.

Oh. Wait. I realize I'm going back over 20 years. Johnny Carson, former host of the Tonight Show.

If I ever got one of those cushy sitcoms I'd ride it into the ground. Stay forever. Money, money, MAH-KNEE

by Anonymousreply 3704/04/2016

Wow. That clip at r30 shows just how negligible JTT's talent was.

His voice always bore an uncanny similarity to Joey Lauren Adams'. Both she and Thomas/Weiss are exactly where they should be: "retired" from acting.

by Anonymousreply 3804/04/2016

The commas ARE correct. A comma signifies a pause in the thought or speaking as well as separating a clause. If that is how the OP is speaking then it IS correct. Commas have, more, than, one use. <- Is also correct if that is how I am saying the sentence.

by Anonymousreply 3904/04/2016

JTT's voice turned so cloyingly queeny as he aged.

by Anonymousreply 4004/04/2016

R37, JTT and his adorably grotesque cackle paid Leno's Tonight Show a visit back in '98, if that's of interest. He addressed gay rumors when Leno grilled him about it. Jay keeps interjecting with 'it's FINE' and 'not that there's anything WRONG with that', and JTT dissolves into giggles. I assume it was contrived laughter but I can't really tell when it's him. Child actors.

He ends his comment very earnestly, though, saying 'you should always be kinda careful with that Internet stuff'. Awh.

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by Anonymousreply 4104/04/2016

[quote] His last name is actually Weiss, which is a Jewish name.

His wiki page says that he's Pennsylvania Dutch and Portugese. No mention of being Jewish.

Funniest thing is that when I started googling him, I typed in Jonathan Taylor Thomas.... and the auto predict text finished with... Dead. rofl

Why the fuck would people be doing searches on Jonathan Taylor Thomas Dead?? Maybe they're referring to his career? haha

by Anonymousreply 4204/04/2016

He looks like a English teacher to Asian foreign language students there, R35. I think it's the thick frames.

It's hard to argue, R38. Daryl Hannah and Jordan Brower gave the only truly affecting performances imo, and everything else is just pointless fluff (including the forgettable lead protagonist). Jordan's anguished unrequited love is the emotional core of the film, and had the script/direction focussed on his character, Eric,, I believe Speedway Junky would be an iconic gay film today. It's such a waste of a good performance, and the cross-cut scene where he has a breakdown alone in his squat imagining his mother figure deflowering his crush is even more gutwrenching for the fact. I would only ever recommend Speedway for Jordan's performance. Apart from that it is indeed a hacky mess, mostly due to bad/rushed production/casting and not enough screen-testing.

I still get a kick out of JTT's weird little bit part in it, even so. Maybe it's just the idea of a former sitcom kid talking about turning tricks, idk.

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by Anonymousreply 4304/04/2016

JTT is the nephew (or cousin?) of stage actor Jeff Weiss, who is not Jewish. Weiss is a German name, it has no religious specificity.

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by Anonymousreply 4404/04/2016

R37 Tim Allen is quite the charmer in front of a live crowd, ain't he? I can see how he managed to sweet-talk his way out of jailtime. He's a massive snitch and a Republican but he comes across so warm and likeable on the Tube that I don't have it in me to resist a smile. His jokes are filthy and really toe the line but somehow you hardly notice. It's all in the affability and the presence, genius.

Also, he's Buzz Lightyear, so he's hateproof.

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by Anonymousreply 4504/04/2016

R10 if I'm not mistaken, this was the Anti-Abortion PSA he did.

Little Jimmy Norton, the sweet fancy transsexual-loving boy that he is, rips the ad to pieces and does a wonderful job.

[quote] NORTON: This is bullshit. First of all, how do they get a tape recorder up there?

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by Anonymousreply 4604/05/2016

r21 Yes, child and youth abuse in showbiz was and is so minimal, he became a multi-millionaire for nothing but a bit of acting. I read the same PR-talk about Timberlake regularly. Also mind-control and MK U don't exist.

by Anonymousreply 4704/05/2016

JTT was into the brown homosex

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by Anonymousreply 4904/05/2016

[quote] "His jokes are filthy and really toe the line but somehow you hardly notice."

R45, how can jokes be filthy and "toe the line" at the same time? Look up the term "toe the line" and refrain from using it until you know what it means, please,

by Anonymousreply 5004/05/2016

[quote]His last name is actually Weiss, which is a Jewish name.

No, it's German.

by Anonymousreply 5104/05/2016

Yeah - took awhile for someone to bring up Qwerty. For those of you new to this board, JTT supposedly used that as his name when he posted here. There were several threads and all arrows did point to him. Particularly when he was posting late at night and drunk.

by Anonymousreply 5204/05/2016

Do you have any links, R52?

by Anonymousreply 5304/06/2016

[quote]The commas ARE correct. A comma signifies a pause in the thought or speaking as well as separating a clause. If that is how the OP is speaking then it IS correct. Commas have, more, than, one use. <- Is also correct if that is how I am saying the sentence.

No, they really aren't for the reasons I stated in r18.

As you noted, one might use commas to indicate breaks in speaking, but only in dialog. Prose is not spoken dialog.

Like etiquette, the rules of grammar provide for clarity through standardization and are not intended to bludgeon people. In the end, the fact that we need to debate the author's purpose indicates that there is a lack of clarity in his ideas; and therefore, the sentence fragment is incorrectly punctuated.

by Anonymousreply 5404/06/2016

I love you, R54.

by Anonymousreply 5504/06/2016

Omg i remember when a reality star brought up him being gay and that was the first time i'd ever heard that rumour lol

by Anonymousreply 5604/06/2016

What reality star? R56

by Anonymousreply 5704/06/2016

Lo Bosworth from The Hills said it on an episode of Chelsea Latey.

by Anonymousreply 5804/06/2016

Correct R58

by Anonymousreply 5904/06/2016

A friend of mine ( male) was hit upon by JTT during their first year at Harvard.

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by Anonymousreply 6104/07/2016

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is not yet 35 so r61 only those under maybe 25 might not know who he was. The show is still in syndication.

by Anonymousreply 6204/07/2016

I found Tim Allen weirdly HOT during his Home Improvement days.

Just me?

by Anonymousreply 6304/07/2016

No, I also found Tim Allen hot when he was doing Home Improvement. Hairy chest, and that sound he made after saying "more power" always turned me on.

by Anonymousreply 6404/07/2016

R64 ikr? I love the way he says 'Boy' at the end of his sentences, its masculine in an old-timey way.

Just remembered he used to call his dick/sack 'Big Jim and the Twins' in his standup, lmao.

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by Anonymousreply 6504/07/2016

I can't believe so few of these n00bs know about qwerty.

He's probably back in the archive search engine. He used to post often.

by Anonymousreply 6604/07/2016

What a shame, r66. These are clearly Once Around the Garden posters, but before long they may go full Autumn Harvest.

by Anonymousreply 6704/07/2016

Keisha, he boring, girl.

by Anonymousreply 6804/15/2016

JLA & JTT really do resemble one another R38, it's uncanny. Same voice, same face, same 3-inital name...

JLA isn't a bad actress though, and she isn't as hammy as JTT can be. She was the lead actress and the best thing about Chasing Amy plus she had a great supporting role in Dazed & Confused as 'Simone' the assistant-head cheerleader. Unfortunately her showcase scene in Dazed... was left on the cutting room floor. She's no Parker Posey but she's good enough for ensemble work or light comedy.

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by Anonymousreply 6911/03/2016

R11, No, they are not. The first comma should probably be omitted, and the second one definitely should be. Moreover, your pronoun usage isn't the best. The first "his" is ambiguous and is better written as "his, JTT's, contract......."

by Anonymousreply 7011/03/2016

Jonathan Taylor Thomas has the AIDS you know

by Anonymousreply 7107/12/2017

JTT started at Harvard and graduated from Columbia, a major step down.

by Anonymousreply 7207/13/2017

How many gay babies have been aborted since 1973?

by Anonymousreply 7307/13/2017

R60 it's hard to even imagine how that went. Like, how does JTT flirt with people? His manner is so strange.

by Anonymousreply 7410/20/2017

I've read that while attending college, JTT had a mental breakdown. Don't know it to be true, but the rumor has been out there for a while.

by Anonymousreply 7510/20/2017

He's obese these days, completely unrecognizable...I guess that's what he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 7610/20/2017

2016 (according to Good Housekeeping magazine)

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by Anonymousreply 7710/20/2017

Tim Allen

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by Anonymousreply 7810/20/2017

R77, he looks just my type. Nerdy cute does it for me. Want to get gay married with him and flip fuck one another in Canada.

by Anonymousreply 7910/20/2017

[quote]that sound he made after saying "more power"

Is that the weird Shaggy-grunt thing that repeats throughout the theme song? That sound triggers me! I fucking hate that noise and can't turn the channel fast enough when that show comes on.

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by Anonymousreply 8010/20/2017

I haven't seen this show in syndication in forever, where are y'all watching this?

by Anonymousreply 8110/20/2017

JTT looks great now.

by Anonymousreply 8210/20/2017

Hi Jonathan. Welcome back. Bumping old threads?

by Anonymousreply 8310/20/2017

[quote] [R1], I feel like Tim Allen is a class act, coke-smuggling notwithstanding. I've never heard a bad word said about him from those who've had personal dealings with him. A fine gentleman.

He's a Republican and a Trump supporter.

Try again.

by Anonymousreply 8410/20/2017

This is what Zachery ty Bryan turned out to look like as an adult.

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by Anonymousreply 8510/20/2017

Sorry, that's JTT.. let's try that again.

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by Anonymousreply 8610/20/2017

Taran Noah Smith (why did they all have three names?) grew up to be good looking, despite the gummy smile. He has very pretty eyes.

He's bitter about being a child actor (like most former chil actors are).

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by Anonymousreply 8710/20/2017

R75 man, that's heavy. Hope it isn't true but if it is I feel for the guy. One of the worst lifestages to have that happen to you as peers have no sympathy, and you don't yet have all the life skills to cope.

by Anonymousreply 8810/21/2017

r86 *shudder* He needs some chapstick.

by Anonymousreply 8910/21/2017

[quote]I found Tim Allen weirdly HOT during his Home Improvement days. Just me?

He was sort of hot but I was way more into his bear sidekick. Honestly I never saw the kids as stars and didn't even know their names, but I do remember watching Speedway Junky and recognizing JTT. BTW, he looks very cute now.

by Anonymousreply 9010/21/2017

[quote] You're kidding, [R14]. I've never heard that. If true, Allen should have his balls cut off.


by Anonymousreply 9110/21/2017

Can someone find Jonathan on Facebook?

by Anonymousreply 9210/21/2017

JTT looks highly fuckable at r85.

by Anonymousreply 9310/21/2017

“Weiss” is a German name. Not all Germans are Jews.

There actually exist people named “Hoffman” and “Greenberg” and “Fine” who are Christian.

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by Anonymousreply 9510/21/2017

[quote]JTT looks highly fuckable at [R85].

He'll always be handsome and good-looking.

by Anonymousreply 9610/21/2017

JTT? I heard she's ADOPTED!!

by Anonymousreply 9710/21/2017

He apparently ran to be on the the National Board of SAG and got elected. There's a recent photo up of him (think 2017) and he looks GOOD. Just search for his name on the homepage.

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by Anonymousreply 9806/15/2018

That's not a recent picture of him but he's cute with tiny little eyes and a curvy lips. Why does everyone think that makes him afflicted with homosexuality? His voice is light but he doesn't talk like a gay.

by Anonymousreply 9906/15/2018

tim allen is a known trumpy cunt and hated in da bidness...

by Anonymousreply 10006/15/2018

whats the going rate to lick on JTT's cunt these days?


by Anonymousreply 10106/15/2018

"afflicted with homosexuality"?! Who are you, r99, Anita Bryant?

by Anonymousreply 10206/16/2018

Oh wow, I didn't know he was a board member of SAG

by Anonymousreply 10306/16/2018

R98 - That's not a "recent" photo of him, although I have no doubt he's still adorbs.

by Anonymousreply 10406/16/2018

He lives in California then...

by Anonymousreply 10506/16/2018

It sounds like nobody on here knows anything about him (sadly).

It doesn’t sound like he has had any major scandals, which is good. He also appears to have grown up to be a stable adult.

I remember him in that Christmas movie with Jessica Biel or someone and then...nothing. It was like he disappeared.

I’m guessing he either genuinely wanted to leave the business or that that other 3 named child sitcom star, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, stole his career...

by Anonymousreply 10606/16/2018

Someone mentioned he looked like he could be Tim Allen's son. I read that is why he got the role. The casting people noticed the resemblance.

by Anonymousreply 10706/16/2018

any verificatia of size meat?

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by Anonymousreply 10906/16/2018

he still cute as hell!!!

(I never liked that bozo tim allen tho…..neva!

by Anonymousreply 11006/16/2018

I fucked him off the coast of the Atlantic in his ass all summer once. He's a great kisser, so tite down there.

by Anonymousreply 11106/16/2018

If his mouth could talk...

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by Anonymousreply 11306/16/2018

Haha, that's right; I'm back bitches. And happy to say that I finally had that long fantasized-about encounter with that Dawson's Creek alum (awhile ago, actually). It was one-time but beautiful. Now I'm just focused on my own boo here in Silver Lake.

Nice to know you're all still talking about me. Between my new job and this gossip, it feels good to be relevant. Stay thirsty, my friends.

by Anonymousreply 11406/16/2018

qwerty1, you are DL's second favorite America's Sweetheart

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by Anonymousreply 11506/17/2018

I usually think of JTT from "Speedway Junky" where he played a gay boy prostitute.

And sexy Jesse Bradford, too.

by Anonymousreply 11606/17/2018

Has JTT ever come out of the closet? What's his personal life like/ Wife, kids, husband?

by Anonymousreply 11706/17/2018

He is no Chandler Abit Massey!!!!

by Anonymousreply 11806/17/2018

I hate Tim Allen and will not watch anything he is in. He is a horrible Republican.

by Anonymousreply 11906/17/2018

To me, he'll always be Simba

by Anonymousreply 12006/17/2018

JTT looks a bit like Paul Rudd here. Tim Allen says that JTT really wants to direct and he's almost painfully shy.

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by Anonymousreply 12106/17/2018

He's still a cutie! Haters can fuck the fuck off

by Anonymousreply 12206/17/2018

He looks like if Mario Lopez and Paul Rudd had a baby.

by Anonymousreply 12306/17/2018

Apparently you guys have forgotten he played gay in another movie (though it's a TV movie). Common Ground.

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by Anonymousreply 12406/17/2018

Scene from Common Ground.

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by Anonymousreply 12506/17/2018

My teen 90s crush! he needs to make a comeback..

by Anonymousreply 12606/17/2018

Yum .. I wanted him so bad!

by Anonymousreply 12708/01/2020

Why the fuck has this four year old thread been bumped? Is that you, Jonathan?

by Anonymousreply 12808/01/2020

R13 Ye gods! That's more disturbing than an actual abortion!

by Anonymousreply 12908/01/2020

Weiss is not necessarily Jewish (although the Weiss I know happens to be). I know Christian families named Hoffman, Greenberg, Fine, Schultz, Katz, Meyer. All from church, growing up in CT.

Also didn’t realize when I moved to NYC that Brown, Miller and Taylor could be Jewish. Those were gentile names in CT.

by Anonymousreply 13008/01/2020

R45, we have very different taste.

The barrage of commas and the slightly cryptic lead pulled me in, I confess, as I didn't know who Jonathan Taylor Thomas is until I saw that he was a bad child actor in one of the worst sitcoms that ushered out the 20th Century.

How do you fuckers know so much about something so all around awful and from so long ago? Don't you purge your brains of these sorts of things and make room for new information? Evidently not.

The show was so terrible and Tim Allen so hammy and slimey that I never watched as much as five minutes at a stretch.

by Anonymousreply 13108/01/2020

[Quote] he's cool as hell and doesn’t pay attention to the Internet. He’s the best. We bond over ‘90s country.

Why 90s country??? 😄

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by Anonymousreply 13208/01/2020

jtt looks hot, ide do him now,,,,,asap.....still has that cute bubble ass

by Anonymousreply 13308/01/2020

He’s fucking hot… Short hot motherfucker

by Anonymousreply 13408/01/2020

Sex leprechaun.

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by Anonymousreply 13508/01/2020

[quote] I feel like Tim Allen is a class act, coke-smuggling notwithstanding.

How things have changed in the last 4 years since the above comment. Now we know Tim Allen to be a lowlife right wing Trump loving piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 13608/01/2020

R11 Don't you lump me in with that sad sack of shit!

by Anonymousreply 13708/01/2020

JTT was my first crush on a white boy

by Anonymousreply 13808/01/2020

Short guys do it for me… big time.

by Anonymousreply 13908/01/2020
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