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Max Greenfield

He really really pings. He has 2 kids with his wife Tess Sanchez. He's 35. How old do you think she is? She's a casting director -HELLO!

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by Anonymousreply 63August 19, 2018 1:17 AM

I googled, "Tess Sanchez, age" and it says she's 44. She looks 44

by Anonymousreply 1March 24, 2016 4:57 AM

Yikes. He always has seemed gay. He even jokes about it a lot but the wife is a new wrinkle so to speak. Never saw her before.

Shades of Brad Davis and Susan Bluestein Davis.

by Anonymousreply 2March 24, 2016 5:22 AM

Is that Connie Francis?

by Anonymousreply 3March 24, 2016 5:24 AM

an aspiring actor came out to me at my gym.

I was surprised; I offered support. He never really followed up.

Months later, I hear he came out to a LOT of people - including his parents who didn't respond favorably.

I recently heard he's going to have a baby. I almost said to him, 'oh, did you and your partner decide to adopt or are you using a surrogate?'

But life's not a TV show. He's gotten a girl pregnant and is now 'straight.'

So yeah, gay guys go ahead and get married and have babies and live the straight life, but they're gay.

It happens.

by Anonymousreply 4March 24, 2016 5:28 AM

She looks pretty old in that pic. I would have thought she was in her 50's. Max always looks like he's a cheeseburger away from being a fatty.

by Anonymousreply 5March 24, 2016 5:39 AM

She old. 44 + 10 maybe.

by Anonymousreply 6March 24, 2016 6:09 AM

She just gave birth a year ago so she can't be that old.

by Anonymousreply 7March 24, 2016 6:11 AM

He's straight - Knew him before he hit big, met him when he did an AWFUL unreleased movie "Cross Bronx" Nice guy

by Anonymousreply 8March 24, 2016 6:24 AM

"He's straight" = "He turned my ass down for a tonsil-twirl on his circumcised Jewish schwantzstucker."

by Anonymousreply 9March 24, 2016 6:58 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2016 10:24 PM

Who put her face in a bowling ball polisher?

by Anonymousreply 11March 25, 2016 11:08 PM

Perfect casting then for that new Sally Field movie.

by Anonymousreply 12March 25, 2016 11:16 PM

He is SO FUCKING UGLY! Just as well with me if he's straight; they can have him. Blecch.

by Anonymousreply 13March 25, 2016 11:20 PM

He's a doll, R13 is legally blind.

by Anonymousreply 14March 25, 2016 11:24 PM

Too Old.

by Anonymousreply 15March 25, 2016 11:27 PM

That hair ? EEK !

by Anonymousreply 16March 25, 2016 11:29 PM

[quote]So yeah, gay guys go ahead and get married and have babies and live the straight life, but they're gay.

No, if they can get it up for a woman that means he's bi.

by Anonymousreply 17March 26, 2016 12:36 AM

Motherhood makes women age faster. If she gave birth at 43, you bet that will show on her face.

by Anonymousreply 18March 26, 2016 12:40 AM

R17 Just because the women received the juice of his arousal...it doesn't mean she was what was inspiring the excitement.

by Anonymousreply 19March 26, 2016 12:59 AM

That's why the God of gays made ME!

by Anonymousreply 20March 26, 2016 1:43 AM

He really does seem gay. I saw "Hello My Name is Doris" today and I swear at times I felt the character was going to come out.

by Anonymousreply 21April 3, 2016 5:13 AM

I thought he was gay without a doubt when I first saw him.

He is definitely straight though.

by Anonymousreply 22April 3, 2016 5:20 AM

Wow she looks OLD. I thought Latinas aged well?

by Anonymousreply 23April 3, 2016 5:47 AM

She's latina?

Well that closes the deal. Casting director, latina, older yep, she's a beard.

As long as he supports her parents in their old age the contract should be solid.

by Anonymousreply 24April 3, 2016 5:52 AM

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 25April 4, 2016 8:15 AM

I recently saw him in About Alex. He played a het convincingly enough. I don't remember thinking even once he might be gay. I've known guys with higher than normal voices and it really doesn't mean that they are gay. The same goes with petite guys. It's somehow easier to think a man is gay when he's small and not as masculine as the bigger guys but it doesn't go like that. Comedy guys also can mess up your sensors since it's their job to differ from the norm.

That said there's more bisexuality among men than many want to believe. A recent study from the UK had over 50% of young adults saying they are not 100% straight. And it's very possible that actors are more often than not bi or gay. So yeah, Max might very well be bi or even gay. Hollywood is all smoke and mirrors so you never know.

by Anonymousreply 26April 4, 2016 8:36 AM

Handsome:

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by Anonymousreply 27April 4, 2016 9:26 AM

Eww, that's a horrible picture, R27.

by Anonymousreply 28April 4, 2016 9:34 AM

Girl is heavy handed with the bronzer and blush, and applies it in the wrong place. That's half the problem.

by Anonymousreply 29April 4, 2016 10:37 AM

The only enjoyable part of the last shitty season of AHS: Hotel was his glorious ass put on display.

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by Anonymousreply 30April 4, 2016 10:42 AM

Max is very handsome!!!

by Anonymousreply 31April 6, 2016 9:34 AM

He wouldn't be the first gay man to sell out to a frau to further his career or be taken care of, and he won't be the last.

by Anonymousreply 32April 6, 2016 11:46 AM

I'm late to this thread but all of you are stereotyping a guy you don't even know. He's an actor, playing the role of an eccentric metrosexual guy. Even if he has similar characteristics to his character, that makes him gay? Every single one of you can be stereotyped in one way or another - weather you're white, black, asian, gay, straight, bi - are all of the stereotypes about how you look or identify true? I highly doubt it. It's so disappointing to see so many people hide behind a screen to either accuse a grown man that they've never met of lying to his WIFE and the public about his sexuality or to just straight up insult him or his wife. Grow up people..If you're going to talk about someone else atleast educate yourself first. A person's mannerisms or the way that they speak doesn't define their sexuality. Simple as that.

by Anonymousreply 33April 19, 2018 6:41 AM

r33=MARY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 34April 19, 2018 7:08 AM

I've found him a little too "on" in NEW GIRL and other TV appearances.

But I thought he was excellent in a supporting part in the VERSACE miniseries.

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by Anonymousreply 35April 19, 2018 9:44 PM

He really turns my crank. He most definitely pings. R30 Cheers for the sweet booty pic!

by Anonymousreply 36April 19, 2018 10:31 PM

R35 He was outstanding and also virtually unrecognizable in "Versace."

by Anonymousreply 37April 19, 2018 11:35 PM

Geeze, you guys! Getting it up for a woman is not a hard thing, no pun here, to do. Too, I've seen Max nearly nude, The furtherest thing from a fatty any of the fat ones here will ever see!

by Anonymousreply 38April 19, 2018 11:52 PM

R19 this is why they hate us. Your "observation" is far too self-serving and is not factual.

by Anonymousreply 39April 19, 2018 11:55 PM

No, R17. I had sex with a woman before I came out. And I am most definitely not bi.

by Anonymousreply 40April 19, 2018 11:58 PM

She looks like she cut her face off and glued it back on.

by Anonymousreply 41April 20, 2018 12:08 AM

That dress does her no favors either. The juxtaposition of the floral design- which evokes life and growth - against her bony skull and rictus.

by Anonymousreply 42April 20, 2018 12:25 AM

I hope he gets an Emmy nomination for his performance in “Versace.” I thought he was absolutely mesmerizing in that role.

by Anonymousreply 43April 21, 2018 11:58 AM

In many pictures, her cheek implants are atrocious and lopsided. In this picture, she looks ancient. But fun. Is she latina jewish or latina christian?

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by Anonymousreply 44April 21, 2018 12:45 PM

Max hit it big at 30. He could have married a beautiful young woman.

The mysteries of life and love....

by Anonymousreply 45April 21, 2018 12:46 PM

His head is frighteningly huge.

Reincarnation?

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by Anonymousreply 46April 21, 2018 12:57 PM

Too many moles

by Anonymousreply 47April 23, 2018 6:55 PM

I still can't believe he's straight. The first time I remember seeing him was when he played gay on Happy Endings.

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by Anonymousreply 48April 23, 2018 7:02 PM

I’ve loved him ever since he was on Veronica Mars but sadly dude does not ping

by Anonymousreply 49April 23, 2018 7:17 PM

Sally Field looks better and younger than his wife.

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by Anonymousreply 50April 23, 2018 7:17 PM

I wonder if Sally Field's gay son met Max.

by Anonymousreply 51April 23, 2018 7:19 PM

Bisexual bisexual bisexual. Why does DL always accuse men who ping of being LIARS? Some people are bisexual. Get over it. How does it feel to be erased: I’m sure you gays were told plenty of times to your horror that you just needed to find the right girl.

by Anonymousreply 52April 23, 2018 7:24 PM

If he want's to be referred to as bisexual, then he should come out as bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 53April 23, 2018 7:27 PM

[quote]No, if they can get it up for a woman that means he's bi.

Please! Most men can get it up by grinding against a wall...

Anyway, Max pings. if he is not getting cock on the side, I would be very surprised.

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by Anonymousreply 54April 23, 2018 7:28 PM

I’m not saying he wants to be referred to as bisexual. It’s his business. What I’m saying is if someone seems a bit gay, it could be because they’re a bit gay. If they’re having children with a woman, you think they didn’t go into things with their eyes wide open. Stop with the sanctimony.

by Anonymousreply 55April 23, 2018 7:32 PM

Fat.

by Anonymousreply 56April 23, 2018 7:33 PM

R52 is a ridiculous snooze

by Anonymousreply 57April 23, 2018 7:39 PM

What is r52 going on about? Max Greendfield has never said he was bi dear.

by Anonymousreply 58April 23, 2018 7:50 PM

His wife is a casting agent-I wonder if Ryan still made him use the casting couch. Everything with RM is suspect.

by Anonymousreply 59August 18, 2018 9:29 PM

Is that his mom at r44?

by Anonymousreply 60August 19, 2018 12:55 AM

That's his beautiful wife R60

by Anonymousreply 61August 19, 2018 12:57 AM

As Boo Boo on Bob's Burgers:

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by Anonymousreply 62August 19, 2018 1:01 AM

OMG thanks r61.

by Anonymousreply 63August 19, 2018 1:17 AM
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