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Its a bad angle. Id still drop to my knees for him.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 21, 2016 4:33 AM |
God he looks fatter and fuglier than his fellow Greek idol, Telly Savalas, right now. Has he been sucking and swallowing too much lately.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 21, 2016 5:00 AM |
Daily Fail should start calling it "presenting".
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 21, 2016 5:01 AM |
Male companion?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 21, 2016 5:07 AM |
He's not fat! Why don't you leave him alone.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 21, 2016 5:08 AM |
Not even him
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 21, 2016 5:13 AM |
....?dear god in heaven, how sad.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 21, 2016 5:23 AM |
He looks like he ate Erich Von Stroheim!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 21, 2016 5:24 AM |
Smoking, too?
UGH!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 21, 2016 5:27 AM |
He's very, very fucking fat wink emoticon
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 21, 2016 5:28 AM |
NEVER liked Zane's look....and I could tell he'd age like shit. Being 50 is no excuse for looking like that kind of hell.
I know this sounds VERY shallow but when I was younger when I would date a guy I would try to imagine what he would look like at 50 in case we ended up together forever. I chose wisely because my man looks BETTER now than when he was 25.
Often times, the best looking men at 25 or 30 aren't the best looking anymore in middle age.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 21, 2016 5:32 AM |
How dare he ruin little Mai ling's coming out party
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 21, 2016 5:32 AM |
[quote]God he looks fatter and fuglier than his fellow Greek idol, Telly Savalas
Yeah, but at least Telly had natural swagger,charisma and masculine authority that made him seem sexy despite his beauty deficits.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 21, 2016 5:43 AM |
[quote]Its a bad angle.
A sphere has angles?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 21, 2016 5:49 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 21, 2016 6:04 AM |
Weekend at Bernie's ?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 21, 2016 6:10 AM |
All he has to do is lose weight, otherwise he looks great for 50. His skin looks good, he looks healthy, not haggard. I'll take his look over the Botox and tightened Tom Cruise.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 21, 2016 6:12 AM |
How could he only be 50? Titanic was 19 years ago. So that means he was 30 when he filmed Titanic? He looked way way older than 30.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 21, 2016 6:29 AM |
[quote] His skin looks good, he looks healthy, not haggard. I'll take his look over the Botox and tightened Tom Cruise.
I'll trade both Zane AND Cruise for just one hour with THIS sexy 50 something!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 21, 2016 6:32 AM |
He's having a Marlon Brando level fall from hotness.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 21, 2016 6:32 AM |
Bloated old goat. The ultimate sin.....fat.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 21, 2016 6:34 AM |
[quote]So that means he was 30 when he filmed Titanic? He looked way way older than 30.
He's always looked older....here he is appearing in a Sheena Easton video in1985 when he was only 19 and he's already losing his hair.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 21, 2016 6:36 AM |
[quote]So that means he was 30 when he filmed Titanic?
And apparently, he was 50 when he ate it.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 21, 2016 6:38 AM |
WTF? HAHAHAAAA that is a rough 50
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 21, 2016 8:36 AM |
I don;t have any details but an old roommate worked on a fairly big budget film with him and she found him insufferable. He was supposed to be the next big thing but that film (The Phantom) is what she said probably ruined his career as far as being a must have actor to being known in the industry as a prima donna that nobody really wanted to touch after that.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 21, 2016 9:04 AM |
think i will skip lunch today and go for a walk
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 21, 2016 9:16 AM |
He lost his buzz when he did that film about Israelis harvesting and trafficking Palestinian organs -- like kidneys and stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 21, 2016 1:48 PM |
Would make Luke Evans puke.....?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 21, 2016 1:58 PM |
God, it must be liberating when you don't have to give a shit how you look anymore. This character trait seems to be more of a heterosexual thing. God bless 'em!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 21, 2016 2:03 PM |
God, it must be gratifying when you give a shit how you look. This character trait seems to be more of a homosexual thing. God bless us!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 21, 2016 6:12 PM |
He was pretty hot in his 20's but always a shitty actor!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 3, 2017 9:34 PM |
Is he gay? Have seen pictures of him with a male companion-esque guy but always thought he was a straight. Bi?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 3, 2017 9:38 PM |
Has he become a gay bear?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 3, 2017 9:39 PM |
who's the cute black guy?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 3, 2017 9:39 PM |
Loved him in Casablanca!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 3, 2017 9:41 PM |
"Showcasing his bulkier frame. . ."
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 3, 2017 9:43 PM |
Didn't he come out as bi years ago? But by then he had allready lost his looks so nobody cared?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 3, 2017 9:48 PM |
No, when was that?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 3, 2017 9:48 PM |
I can't remember excatly, a few years ago R38, allegedly he came out on twitter but nobody really cared. Never red it in mainstream media, however on DL and LSA.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 3, 2017 9:52 PM |
The Daily Mail is at it's best when does these articles about celebrities gone to seed: ..."as he showcased his larger physique..." LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 3, 2017 10:10 PM |
I remember sitting next to him on a flight to Portland. He seemed nice enough. He gave me a recommendations on where I could find knock off Louis Vuitton travel bags in Instanbul.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 3, 2017 10:36 PM |
Jesus H. Christ, I'll say!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 4, 2017 12:01 AM |
He's STILL hot.
He's fucking gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 4, 2017 12:46 AM |
He's sitting like he's bursting out of his clothes and trying to ease the waistband pressure. Never a good look,
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 4, 2017 4:09 AM |
He looks like Dr. Evil.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 4, 2017 5:20 AM |
Humpty-Dumpty?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 4, 2017 5:37 AM |
Gorgeous in Dead Calm.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 4, 2017 6:50 AM |
Billy is the newest of KFC's celebrity colonels
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 4, 2017 6:54 AM |
[quote] God, it must be liberating when you don't have to give a shit how you look anymore.
It's heaven!
Pass the Oreos!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 4, 2017 7:04 AM |
Does the Daily Mail have a freaking editor? Such an awful rag.
Apparently Zane has "to" daughters.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 4, 2017 7:16 AM |
R12, I love you, and would bonk you too.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 4, 2017 10:32 AM |
R22, OMG....I love sheena!!!! And I would suck him till the cows came home honey!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 4, 2017 12:26 PM |
Damn, he was hot as hell in Dead Calm. He's always had sexy eyes and eyebrows. He really needs to drop the pounds and come back to Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 4, 2017 12:33 PM |
Also very cute in Tombstone.
Lotta hot guys in that movie, come to think of it.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 4, 2017 1:14 PM |
he might have been hot for about 2 years, very very young. After that, sort of creepy looking face somehow.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 4, 2017 1:25 PM |
Met him a few times and found him to be a pompous jerk.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 4, 2017 1:44 PM |
Surprised he smokes and is heavy. Most people smoke now a days to stay thin.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 4, 2017 2:03 PM |
And now he's set to play Brando. Because of course he looks exactly like him...
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 11, 2019 7:51 AM |
Full-blooded Greek boy Zanetakos does seem to work steadily. He has quite a list of credits even if he's not in today's blockbusters.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 11, 2019 8:54 AM |