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Getting out of a parking ticket by offering a blowjob

Has anyone ever done this successfully?

by Anonymousreply 14April 11, 2020 10:39 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 1March 19, 2016 12:07 PM

I always make the error of offering the blowjob before they've given me a ticket.

by Anonymousreply 2March 19, 2016 12:09 PM

Not exactly, but I let a cop suck me off in order to avoid one.

by Anonymousreply 3March 19, 2016 12:16 PM

Nice R3. Details?

by Anonymousreply 4March 19, 2016 12:32 PM

This is how you lose teeth.

by Anonymousreply 5March 19, 2016 2:17 PM

I got out of a DUI by giving the trooper head.

by Anonymousreply 6March 19, 2016 2:20 PM

Who's Sara Palin?

by Anonymousreply 7March 19, 2016 2:24 PM

R3 here...He kept staring at my crotch as he warned me, I gave myself a little rub. He commanded me to get out of the car and come with him, we went behind trees and he sucked me off.

He then pretended like nothing happened and let me off with a warning. He swallowed.

by Anonymousreply 8March 19, 2016 2:38 PM

R8 Where were you pulled over? What time? Is he usually stationed there?

by Anonymousreply 9March 19, 2016 2:59 PM

R3, Hott, was he?

by Anonymousreply 10March 19, 2016 11:20 PM

You could get in huge trouble for bribing an officer. It's not worth it to get out of a simple ticket.

by Anonymousreply 11April 11, 2020 9:51 PM

I getted out of Slovenia that way. Not sure about the parking ticket.

by Anonymousreply 12April 11, 2020 9:53 PM

R8, when did his happen? I assume it was years ago before cop cars had dash cams.

Hot story!

by Anonymousreply 13April 11, 2020 10:12 PM

It works better than slapping.

by Anonymousreply 14April 11, 2020 10:39 PM
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