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You get to fuck one cast member of "X-Men: Apocalypse"

Which one do you choose?

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by Anonymousreply 84April 3, 2018 11:26 AM

My #1 is NIcholas Hoult. Ever since I saw his glorious body tempt Colin Firth in A Single Man, I've wanted to bury my face in his taint. Lucas and Kodi are both cute and I wouldn't kick either out of bed. I like Peters because he's not twinky; his dad bod is kind sexy. I want to watch his meaty thighs jiggle as I ram his alabaster flower.

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by Anonymousreply 1March 18, 2016 9:31 PM

Really, R1 ?

Mr. Hoult doesn't have much of an ass, looks as if he's 16yo (scrawny), AND has tard-face. Unless he has a beautiful cock and amazing humor, I don't see the appeal...

But to each their own.

by Anonymousreply 2March 18, 2016 9:48 PM

r1 = Jennifer Lawrence?

by Anonymousreply 3March 18, 2016 9:49 PM

Hoult is a twink. Gay men are attracted to them, sometimes.

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by Anonymousreply 4March 18, 2016 10:06 PM

Evan Peters. He's smemga-free.

by Anonymousreply 5March 18, 2016 11:32 PM

Probably Oscar Isaac. He seems to be a kind of guy who'd be fun after the deed as well.

by Anonymousreply 6March 18, 2016 11:35 PM

Fassy and his huge cock, of course!

by Anonymousreply 7March 18, 2016 11:38 PM

Lucas Till and hip gyrations. Oh, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 8March 19, 2016 12:04 AM

What R7 said...times 10.5, to be exact.

by Anonymousreply 9March 19, 2016 12:06 AM

Evan Peters is hot and super bootylicious.

by Anonymousreply 10March 19, 2016 1:15 AM

Evan Peters ass

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by Anonymousreply 11March 19, 2016 1:17 AM

Fuck up the ass? Ben Hardy. Get fucked? I want to be manhandled by Fassy

by Anonymousreply 12March 19, 2016 1:25 AM

Bryan Singer has no shame lol

by Anonymousreply 13March 19, 2016 1:41 AM

Oscar Isaac. Cutie.

by Anonymousreply 14March 19, 2016 2:48 AM

Nicky Hoult is beautiful.

R2 you would die to have sex with anyone who looked like him.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 19, 2016 3:01 AM

Freakin beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 16March 19, 2016 3:11 AM

Did someone call?

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by Anonymousreply 17March 19, 2016 3:22 AM

Ben Hardy. I'm a sucker for cherubic blonds.

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by Anonymousreply 18March 19, 2016 11:19 PM

Hardy butt

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by Anonymousreply 19March 19, 2016 11:21 PM

Just one? I'm happy to say I've sampled 'em all. It's called "the audition process".

by Anonymousreply 20March 19, 2016 11:26 PM

Oscar Isaac all the way. Although Fassbender would be a close second if he didn't have herpes.

by Anonymousreply 21March 19, 2016 11:28 PM

Josh Helman (William Stryker)

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by Anonymousreply 22March 19, 2016 11:31 PM

Oscar's best angle @ r17 😍😍😍

by Anonymousreply 23March 19, 2016 11:32 PM

Who knew there were so many Oscar Isaacs fans? John Boyega must be seething with jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 24March 19, 2016 11:40 PM

R24, I've nothing against Boyega but let's face it Oscar's in a completely different league.

by Anonymousreply 25March 20, 2016 12:54 AM

Yeah, we get your preferences R25, "no fats, no fems, etc"

I think R24 was actually alluding to the possible romance alluded to between their SW:tFA characters Finn & Poe, i.e. Boyega would be jealous of the fans liking his man, not jealous because the fans don't like him.

by Anonymousreply 26March 20, 2016 1:27 AM

[quote] Yeah, we get your preferences [R25], "no fats, no fems, etc"

Yoiu got all that from me thinking Isaac is hotter than Boyega?

You're probably right about R24. I didn't even remember the ship.

by Anonymousreply 27March 20, 2016 1:35 AM

I mean just look at it!

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by Anonymousreply 28March 20, 2016 1:53 AM

Fassbender is objectively attractive, but he does nothing from me sexually. Probably because I'm not a bottom. I would rather fuck Evan Peters till the cows come home.

by Anonymousreply 29March 20, 2016 1:58 AM

I'm not a bottom but I want to see how big that ass bender gets...then I probably would give it up if he wanted to flip fuck

by Anonymousreply 30March 20, 2016 2:09 AM

I'd like to see fassbender and Oscar isaac flip fuck each other.

by Anonymousreply 31March 20, 2016 2:17 AM

Fassbender even tho he's a pinata of STDs

by Anonymousreply 32March 20, 2016 2:18 AM

But you wanna pop him, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 33March 20, 2016 3:05 AM

Tye Sheridan, because he's younger than me.

by Anonymousreply 34March 20, 2016 3:11 AM

Smit-Mcphee is younger than me too, but he looks like a strange bug. I'd still lick him all over tho.

by Anonymousreply 35March 20, 2016 3:15 AM

I wonder which one is capable of shooting apocalyptic jizz shots straight towards the ceiling

by Anonymousreply 36March 20, 2016 3:27 AM

I want which ever one Singer hasn't been inside of

by Anonymousreply 37March 20, 2016 3:35 AM

But do any of these guys ping? I like my fantasies to have some actual bases, otherwise all of it will be drug and rape fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 38March 20, 2016 3:39 AM

*basis

by Anonymousreply 39March 20, 2016 3:41 AM

Oscar might be closeted. His celebrity is relatively new, so there's no telling yet.

by Anonymousreply 40March 20, 2016 3:49 AM

Hardy has a VPL in one of the latest posters.

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by Anonymousreply 41March 20, 2016 10:44 PM

Till in a heartbeat.

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by Anonymousreply 42March 20, 2016 10:51 PM

My first choice would be Oscar, then James and last Evan.

Yes I'm a top.

by Anonymousreply 43March 20, 2016 11:20 PM

I'd breed Ben senseless.

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by Anonymousreply 44March 20, 2016 11:30 PM

Ben Hardy. I'd love to lick his pink hole.

by Anonymousreply 45March 20, 2016 11:52 PM

All the size queens are going for Fassbinder. Shocked. Not.

by Anonymousreply 46March 21, 2016 12:15 AM

That is quite a list. There's not one of them I wouldn't fuck. (even Kodi McPhee if he was the only one available)

McAvoy, Isaac, or Fassbender would be my top choices. (pun intended)

by Anonymousreply 47March 21, 2016 1:28 AM

None of the above.

by Anonymousreply 48March 21, 2016 1:46 AM

R44 Too twinky.

by Anonymousreply 49March 21, 2016 7:11 PM

As it stands, the ̶p̶o̶l̶e poll looks like it could be a more-or-less accurate comparison chart of their penis sizes. (I should know.)

by Anonymousreply 50March 21, 2016 7:16 PM

R50 At least it's not a reflection of DL's obsession with circumcision.

by Anonymousreply 51March 21, 2016 7:24 PM

Why all the Fassbender STD comments? Has it been proven? Isn't he fucking Vikander?

by Anonymousreply 52March 21, 2016 9:52 PM

Fassbender has no STDs. Delusional haters lying.

by Anonymousreply 53March 21, 2016 10:04 PM

Ben Hardy is a twunk, R49. Kodie Smiit-McPhee, Tye Sheridan and Lucas Til are twinks. Twinks don't have muscles like these.

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by Anonymousreply 54March 21, 2016 11:34 PM

Hardy is more of a twink than Lucas Till.

by Anonymousreply 55March 21, 2016 11:40 PM

Til is young and gracile with little to no muscle mass . Twink.

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by Anonymousreply 56March 21, 2016 11:44 PM

Luke may be a twink, but he has a face like a god's.

by Anonymousreply 57March 22, 2016 4:50 AM

Fassbender is a huge whore and a huge drunk. Of course he has STDs.

Only a starry eyed frau would think otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 58March 22, 2016 6:00 AM

[quote]Oscar Isaac all the way. Although Fassbender would be a close second if he didn't have herpes.

[quote]Fassbender is a huge whore and a huge drunk. Of course he has STDs.

Why on Earth would you think Fassbender is the only person on that list with an STD? What is the "Thought process" behind this?

by Anonymousreply 59March 22, 2016 1:26 PM

Oscar's ass looks very fuckable...

by Anonymousreply 60March 22, 2016 1:28 PM

Evan Peters has a great ass man.

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by Anonymousreply 61March 23, 2016 1:40 AM

Evan Peters from American Horror Story dancing to The Name Game

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by Anonymousreply 62March 23, 2016 5:06 AM

Lucas is one of the prettiest boys I've ever seen, and that slightly dirty sneer he's always wearing makes him so hot, so it has to be him. He knows he's sexy, you can tell by the way he talks and stares. He's going to age well too, his bone structure is out of this damn world.

But if I could choose any of the cast from the Singer films.....wind back to 03 and there's baby Shawn Ashmore. Not as beautiful as Lucas or Ben, but he's got an appealingly fuckable quality without striking looks (except those eyes!). He seems like he'd be sweet as sugar and so obliging in and out of the sack, and he came across more youthful and excitable than this new crop of X-twinks. Also he has an identical twin, bonus.

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by Anonymousreply 63May 11, 2016 9:08 PM

Ben Hardy

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by Anonymousreply 64May 11, 2016 9:20 PM
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by Anonymousreply 65May 11, 2016 9:24 PM

Nick Hoult has a weak chin and looks like he has an overbite. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 66May 11, 2016 9:28 PM

Tye Sheridan. He's growing up to be a handsome man.

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by Anonymousreply 67May 11, 2016 9:31 PM

The better question might be which one did Singer NOT fuck?

by Anonymousreply 68May 11, 2016 9:39 PM

Hardy pings, though he overcompensates with the deep voice.

by Anonymousreply 69May 11, 2016 9:51 PM

Reviews are terrible. The movie is going to be a bomb.

by Anonymousreply 70May 11, 2016 9:53 PM

Rebecca Romijn

by Anonymousreply 71May 11, 2016 10:01 PM

Movie is well shit. All these films seem to be now is rehearsals for singer's next personal cum dumpster.

by Anonymousreply 72May 11, 2016 10:11 PM

most of them are pretty fucking ugly with average bodies. Not surprising that so many are Brits.

Oscar Isaac is OKish face-wise.

by Anonymousreply 73May 11, 2016 10:25 PM

McAvoy.

by Anonymousreply 74May 11, 2016 10:29 PM

[quote]most of them are pretty fucking ugly

What is WRONG with you?

by Anonymousreply 75May 11, 2016 10:36 PM

AWG alert! That sums up most of the cast.

by Anonymousreply 76May 11, 2016 10:40 PM

R74 Delusions of grandeur much?

by Anonymousreply 77May 11, 2016 10:50 PM

Every time I've seen James McAvoy interviewed, he's funny and entertaining. I'm going to go with him for personality!

by Anonymousreply 78May 11, 2016 11:15 PM

Hot

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by Anonymousreply 79May 11, 2016 11:16 PM

Olivia Munn

by Anonymousreply 80May 11, 2016 11:29 PM

What a profile

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by Anonymousreply 81May 11, 2016 11:30 PM

For you Tye Sheridan and Ben Hardy fans.

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by Anonymousreply 82May 25, 2016 1:49 PM

R46 "All the size queens are going for Fassbinder. Shocked. Not. "

There two things I can't stand; size queens and guys with small dicks.

by Anonymousreply 83April 3, 2018 10:49 AM

Ben Hardy - I usually don’t go for young blondes but he’s a god.

by Anonymousreply 84April 3, 2018 11:26 AM
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