Who Has the Biggest Cock in Hollywood? I've always heard that David Duchovny has a huge penis.

Nancy Reagan's dead now, so Barbara Bush when she travels to the West Coast. EOT.

There are naked photos of Duchovny's cock online, OP.

He looks a decent size to me, but not huge.

Geezaz dumbass OP - you can google that and find TONS of lists of sizemeat in Hollywood.

Surely there have to be younger contenders than Duchovny and Hamm?

And pictures would be nice.

R3=Princess Tiny Meat

Sorry to raise a sensitive subject, man.

Hey, R3, there are surgical options now - don't go through life with all that anger and resentment.

R3 is Donald Trump, taking a little break from the campaigning.

Duchovny went full frontal in New Year'sDay (1989).

You mean, currently? Or amongst us dead?

Some people say Liam Hemsworth has some size meat, but I, frankly, don't see it.

Dead, decaying cock is not all that appealing to me, but to each his own.

I don't judge.

I hear Forrest Tucker was huge too, if you're into that.

And he's probably uncut, R10, which is a turnoff.

Yes, R8, although it was more of a side frontal.

I wish actors would turn fully towards the camera and do a genuine 'full frontal', rather than being on the side.

Erect, mine is huge.

I'm no Milton Berle, but I'm big.

It's ironical but I have trouble getting dates; I'm sure if I ever got a guy 'out of my league' who's a size queen I'd land him.

Yee haw.

Male full-frontal nudity is like Hollywood biggest taboo.

They've got to get past that.

I've heard the Brandon Routh rumor, but I'm always skeptical of that kind of shit PR when a studio is promoting a new star for the Superman or some other franchise

Jamie Foxx measures up rather well.

Milton Berle may have had a big cock, but he was ugly.

Exactly, if ugly and dead don't disqualify you, then I don't understand the rules of this competition.

That pic of Jamie Foxx looks real and impressive - what's the story on that.

Uncut is not a deal breaker for me, but size is a factor (in this competition anyway).

[quote]That pic of Jamie Foxx looks real and impressive - what's the story on that.

I don't know, but it's been out for several years now.

I think he admitted it was real.

Liam Neeson

Jared Leto

Yeah, I've heard Liam Neeson too. I think it was Janice Dickinson who said he unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle came out

I don't blame Jamie Foxx for owning that....mmmm mm

Do young Hollywood guys, or young guys in general, trim or wax their pubes?

Or have those full-Brazilian and other pube removal methods ship sailed.

Are we back to the 1970s full, natural bush now?

R21 He did admit that it's him.

Given how much men (me included) love to take selfies of their dicks, there have to be more pix like Jamie Foxx's out there....

It depends on the guy, R26.

Some do, some don't.

Dax Shepard is known to have a huge cock. Might be the youngest in terms of the seriously huge ones.

He's way over 10+.

So I don't have to be worry about my full natural afro pubes being a distraction?

Dax Shepard - it's usually the men you don't suspect who are packing.

Kevin Costner. Not mega-huge, but quite impressive.

[R11] Yes, Forrest Tucker was known to have a big one.

Because Michael Fassbender's been such a "Wait Just a Minute and Let Me Take My Pants Off" kind of actor, he always comes up. But then there are always those nasty stunt dick rumors so I don't know what to believe about him.

Liam Neeson and William Defoe have the biggest cocks in Hollywood. Liam said this when he was on a talk show, that he was told him and Defoe have the biggest.

Dax Shepard is no surprise. BDF

Unfortunately, Willem DeFoe's general ugliness/creepiness disqualifies him...but here's an award for showing up.

Thanks for stopping by.

OP is clearly the biggest dick on DL.

These are the kind of shit links you get when you Google this to the smug shit up thread.....

Just about all but Jon Hamm and Jay Z are dead, dead ugly, or too gross to conjure a mental image of their cocks....

If straight men weren't so insecure about their erect dick size, this information would be easier to get than an STD in Courtney Love's hole...

Ba dump bump....

R40 - the ranking is about DICK SIZE so looks, age and living/dead doesn't matter. If it did, the OP would have included that.

Unless, you're a necrophiliac - and again, we're not here to judge you - the living/dead thing goes without saying...

Also OP implied he was looking for more updated info so these discussions don't also evolve into discussion about Frank Sinatra, Forrest Tucker, and Milton Berle

If we don't research this stuff, we may find that toxins in the environment are shrinking mens dicks...

and then this should be a top National Security Concern...

I mean, it would be sad if our biggest Hollywood cock died with Forrest Tucker.

Liam Hemsworth is so small he almost looks has Camel Toe in that pic above, and it looks like he's wearing girls panties.

Dax Shepard must have a big dick. It's the only way he would have gotten cast in anything because the dude is FUG-LEE!

Warren Beatty, Liam Neesom, Jon Hamm, Jared Leto, Willem Dafoe, Kevin Costner, Dax Shepard, Ralph Fiennes, John Mayer, Shemar Moore, Jay Z, Chris Isaak, Tom Jones, Robin Thicke,

I always found Dax Shepard sexy and fuckable. He's not fuglee-hot I guess. Like those fit-fat dudes. If he were a woman I'd say jolie-laide

That looks like a good list. But only about five or six guys on that list are young enough to get hard without Cialis or some kind of pump implant (which I once heard was actually pretty hot).

Dax is not a conventional pretty boy - but he's far from unfuckable in my world. Mostly because he's seems like a decent guy.

Somewhere I heard that Chris Isaak was well-hung but I also heard something about he has chronic bad breath too. But I've got to say he looks good for his age based on pix I remember seeing.

BTW, it's not like I've never said - hey, don't talk, this is too special - either.

Dax from the back

R8 - I can't see anything.

Dax from the front

Ewan McGregor has been reported to have a big one. And he seems to have that casual self-confidence and the swagger that makes me believe it's true.

Ewan is huge. Definitely one of the biggest in the business. It would be a crime for him NOT to show it on film.

Liam Neeson's not exactly young, but he's got that special something - I would totally go for him.

Yeah, don't these guys want to do something to capture the evidence of that size meat for posterity...before they end up landfill and elder gay memories like Forrest Tucker and Milton Berle....

Warren

^^ Warren Beatty's cock has been described as average/slightly above average. He got his reputation as a ladies' man because he's a man whore, not because he's well hung.

Jon Hamm may have a huge dick, but ever since it came out that he was involved in violent, sexual frat hazing in college, HE just seems like a big dick.

I don't know how recent this pic of Liam Neesom is but Ermygawd...this could turn me into his Fan Gurl.

R57, Bradley Cooper did go for him. And got him for a while.

I agree - if Warren Beatty were really big, he wouldn't be overcompensating. He just an old gross man whore.

Chris Pine is supposed to be hung like a horse.

R61 - VERY OLD PIC. Liam is a grizzled old man now.

There's a pic of Liam in a film running naked. I think he's like climbing over a fence or something. It's got to be 8 inches soft.

R35, there was a candid pic of him pissing outdoors on the set of Slow West and it looked pretty big.

[quote]Yeah, I've heard Liam Neeson too. I think it was Janice Dickinson who said he unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle came out

Wouldn't a sock have been more practical? And less embarrassing.

Oh yeah, Chris Pine may actually be the one of the younger generation of Hollywood actors who's got the most schwing...if you know what I mean and if you're lucky, I think you do.

Chris Pine has a huge cock. A guy I know who sucked it has a picture of it. I saw it. Iw headless, butthe next picture was of Chris sitting on the same couch wearing workout clothes and flip flops, the same flip flops as the cock shot. Definitely him, cut, pretty thick but really long. Beautiful. His feet are great too, at least size 11

Jared Leto

Wow, R70, that story's so hot - I don't even need proof. I'm just going to go with the hot porno loop in my head.

So Chris Pine is gay or just willing to accept a good blowjob?

R70, are you saying that Chris Pine is gay?

[quote]Dax Shepard must have a big dick. It's the only way he would have gotten cast in anything because the dude is FUG-LEE!

Dax Shepard sounds like a porn star name.

Dammit - I may now be obsessed with Chris Pine - hot mofo.

[quote][R70], are you saying that Chris Pine is gay?

That's been the rumor for years already, nothing new here, although R70's post certainly is *hot*.

OMG, there are a ton of pix showing Chris Pine's big bulge...how have I missed this?

Yes, I know that DL has speculated that Chris Pine is gay since the new 'Star Trek' franchise started in 2009.

But is there any evidence outside of DL that we have?

I think he's got all the evidence I need swinging low between his legs...and this mofo isn't even hard in this pic...dayum

Chris Pine is apparently cut, so there's also that.

As far as the "is Chris Pine gay" question, this pic with Zachary Quinto looks kind of incriminating.

Chris Pine has the whitest feet I've ever seen.

Chris Pine is omnisexual...he will get with whomever to get what he wants.

Photoshopped, R81?

What a prick-tease, you are R82, give us a glimpse of your evidence...

R34, and the boat says "Willy Wag...."

No, R84, I was joking. Chris and Zachary have worked together on Star Trek and appear to socialize together. That picture doesn't prove anything except they're friendly and Chris was telling Zach something in a noisy arena.

But I do wonder if the other poster (who seems to have some inside knowledge) is saying that Chris is a narcissistic operator. Even if a lot of gay men fantasize about having sex with a straight man - in reality the straight men who do that are pretty conflicted and messed up emotionally, and it generally doesn't end well.

Also if Zachary Quinto, who came out years ago as a gay man, hasn't had his noticeable damage to his career - why wouldn't Chris Pine come out too - if he identifies as a gay man and he's got a stable and healthy mental attitude.

I'm not saying I'd turn down the chance to suck Chris Pine's big schlong - but there may be some red flags there that would make it a one-off event - just to remember fondly and wank-off to in my golden years.

R40 Jay Z is very ugly. By far one of the ugliest celebs out there now.

Can you tell us anymore about that, R83? Chris Pine is starting to sound like "an actor" type - in the worst sense of the word - in spite of his potentially big hawg.

Living or dead?

Love ya, Bea, but we've got to disqualify you.

Thanks for playing though. Here's the "Who Has the Biggest Living (Throbbing With Life) Cock in Hollywood? board game for you to enjoy at home.

And how 'bout doing a couple of verses of "Old Man River" for us while you're here. What do ya say - it'll be like Saturday night at The Rusty Anchor again? (And it'll make Blanche crazy jealous.)

This is hot - but he may be trying a little too hard here.

Chris isn't bs that he has a big one.. now if he's gay or bi or not i have no idea. But he hasn't been very shy in locker rooms letting it all hang out in gyms in nyc more than one person i know has reported. He kinda get's off apparently on walking around naked.

R88 JAY Z 's cock is something like this I bet!

A study of Chris Pine's bulge

Ryan Gosling

Manu Bennett

Manu Bennetts dick looks like its growing out of a pussy.

Gosling wins.

We had a poster here who went to UC Berkeley with Chris Pine and said that Pine had sex with a male friend of his. BIG dick, lots of pre-cum. Versatile.

Gosling is certainly good sized but not HUGE from the naked picture of his pissing that's been around for years. But it was soft.

I don't see much in that Goosling video.

I'd have to do a lot more research with my mouth and hands to be sure.

But based on what I see, read, and fantasize about here - I'm going to have to go with Chris Pine's big meat.

In all honesty, the best sex I've had hasn't been directly related to dick size. I usually feel more confident when I'm with a guy with a smaller dick. I had a fuck buddy for a few years who had an awesome body but a small dick - I loved sucking it - it was so easy to suck him for hours without gagging or struggling to take it all. And I loved seeing him get excited as I enjoyed and flattered him about his dick, which I'm sure he probably had some insecurity about. Also he was a funny and decent guy.

How about Peter?

Michael Bay is huge.

Dax Shepherd is a sweetheart and funny as hell. His body is incredible and I adore his mouth. Kristen Bell is lucky. I hope they stay together.

R105 = The dickwhipped Kristen Bell

I find dafoe to be quite attractive

Peter's not impressing anybody in that picture.

Unfortunately, he hasn't aged well and has gained a fair amount of weight. In my experience, weight gain reduces penis size (or at least the appearance of the penis size) by adding to the fat around the penis in the pubic area.

But kudos to you for supporting your husband, Maggie.

How dare you? Peter's so freaking HOT! and His penis looks so cute and fine size.

Peter HOT NOT Penis NOT NOT!!

Peter is a major grower not a shower.

it's true you never really know until it's excited..as a grower myself. It's been funny sometimes where the fuck did that come from.lol. Nothing impressive soft and i don't have much of a visible bulge.. that can quickly change

Yes, R111, I remember Jake said that once. Either in GQ or Rolling Stone or something.

I need that tiny dick in my hand, then my mouth!

That's true for me too, R112. But knowing that my flaccid penis looks nothing like my hard penis - I wouldn't be inclined to offer a picture of my soft cock as evidence of how huge I am when I'm fully aroused.

Maybe we should just take it on faith - because an anonymous poster (who may or may not be Peter Sarsgaard) says he's huge.

Where's the Michael Bay huge penis evidence, R104.

r101, the pissing photo is clearly fake.

Gosling is Gross. He's so WHITE.

Well DUCHOVNY & BERLE had those god awful faces so .............

Mr. Moffett.

Jesus Peter!

Whoever the Peter's Tiny Peter Troll is - I'm happy you've learned to appreciate the small things.

But don't expect everyone to be able to see the small treasure you've found

R121 Stop Posting Peter S. he's not hung and he's UGLY~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk is cheap....let's put the cards on the table.

What's wrong with these size queens? How pathetic.

[quote]Manu Bennetts dick looks like its growing out of a pussy.

Yeah, probably because it's uncut and he has pulled back the skin.

It looks weird.

r124, that's the fakest fake that ever faked.

Are you really that stupid as to believe that is real???

No r127 that was clearly sarcasm. Hot pic though

There's an old bar in Chicago with a wall full of celebrity photos they've taken over the years, and Milton Berle's photo makes him look like he just hid a wine bottle down his pants.

Do we need to say more?

Wait, has no one mentioned Michael Fassbender yet? His cock is so big that George Clooney joked about it when he won a Golden Globe for The Descendants (Fassbender was his co-nominee that year for Shame, in which he presented his juicy cock).

There's also Liam Neeson. He once hooked up with Janice Dickinson, and she's always said that when he unzipped his pants, an Evian water bottle popped out.

Christ, between him and Fassbender, there must be something in the water in Ireland.

Patrick Wilson

At least Peter is brave. He had to know that everybody would see his member and think he willy was sooooooooooooooooooooooo small.

[quote]Yeah, probably because it's uncut and he has pulled back the skin.

No, that's not it at all.

Actually, Manu is uncut

Yeah, but that's not the reason it looks like it's coming out of a cunt.

Yes, I believe it's because he has a much smaller endowment that most of the Colored gentlemen I've enjoyed carnal relations with.

Ok, Peter's Small Peter Troll, I'll give you that - Peter Sarsgaard is brave for stripping off his clothes and showing the world his tiny penis in a movie about 10 or 15 years ago.

Now can you maybe take your obsession with Peter Sarsgaard to the "Who Has the Smallest Cock in Hollywood" DL Thread, where it belongs.

Peter, his tiny micro-penis, his wife Maggie, and I thank you.

That's not very nice to call him a micro penis.

People say Peter's penis is too small but It seems normal size to me.

r141 = tinymeat

Peter Sarsgaard's dick is small. So It's Easy To Deepthroat!

I heard Willam Dafoes was that big that the director of antichrist used a fake penis so that it wouldn't "confuse" the audience

decent size dick

[R140]

Jamie Kennedyis Huuuuuge!

Not "Who is the biggest cock in Hollywood?"...

While OP has mentioned the Hammaconda, I think we have to give that big one-eyed snake its due.

It's shown up in too many photos, to be a wrinkle in his pants, something in his pocket, or a trick of the light.

Seriously, what is Jennifer Aniston ever going to do with this size meat?

While Kellan Lutz is morphing into some kind of Gay Bear, this bulge deserves a second glance.

You and yo big bulge got some splaining to do!

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to give me the package NOW!

Just drop your pants and let me HAVE the package!

Then again, there are certain packages I probably wouldn't touch with a hazmat suit....

There are growers and there are show-ers. An ex-boyfriend of mine had an average size penis like me when flaccid but his became huge when erect, thick and just under10 inches. Most of the celebrities that have been mentioned here are show-ers.

Or stuffers - some of these guys seem to be trying a little too hard to get noticed by the paps

Uncut guys tend to be showers, because their foreskin keeps their penis from retracting as much as a flaccid circumcised penis. I'm circumcised and I'm a grower too. With a circumcised penis, it's hard to predict the erect size.

But I thought the steroids made your balls shrink?

As noted upthread, Shemar Moore should not to be ignored...

Not matter how many staged photos or how many tabloid stories get written, I'll never believe Bieber has anything bigger than an engorged clit in his Calvins

Chris Pratt and his new buffed body, showing some swag

Sometimes rumors ARE true and we have the 1985 video to prove it.....keep in mind it's even longer than it looks because the bush is obscuring the base.ugh

funny clip

John Legend cavorting with an audience member on stage

Who is that with the nice size meat in R160....more hot than funny.

Pope's holy stick.

r149 there is even an old naked pic of Ham sitting on a sofa naked that definitely proves he's hung. Taken years ago before he was even famous and it wasn't a photoshop pic

I've never seen any proof that Dax Shephard is hung. It is this long running myth, but based on what?!

Anyone, from celebrities who have actually shown the goods, the biggest hollywood dicks I've seen are Liam Neeson and Omar Epps. Those aren't rumors, everyone can see they are huge.

[quote]Michael Bay is huge.

[quote]Michael Bay is huge in Japan.

There I fixed it for you.

[quote]there is even an old naked pic of Ham sitting on a sofa naked that definitely proves he's hung. Taken years ago before he was even famous and it wasn't a photoshop pic

Um, link r165? I've never heard of this pic.

Yes R165 , we must see this photograph.

Jason Priestley

Ben Affleck. The Gone Girl gif is delicious.

If it is actually him r172. I am VERY skeptical of that.

It probably is him r173. It's never been a big secret in hollywood Ben is hung well given how he's gotten around over the years.

And I heard the exact opposite, that Ben Affleck was pretty small.

...and balding, small and balding...and with rage issues.

That's one way you can tell him from desirable men.

Did I mention his toupee...ok, that was implied I'm sure.

The guy holding the mic in the dance clip appeared as big or maybe bigger than Dafoe. Great clip though.

OMG, that was Dafoe in that R160?

WTF could he do to himself - I mean...

Even if you chain smoked unfiltered Camels and drank Formaldehyde and sold your soul to the Dark Prince repeatedly I don't you could age as badly as he has in just 150 or so years...

The shots of naked Ewan McGregor in Pillow Book... oh, my!

Jamie Foxx fluffed. He and several of the men listed here are average sized

Fincher said that the dick shot was Ben. So.

Huge.

[quote]Fincher said that the dick shot was Ben. So.

Lol, so clearly it must be true. Why are some people so gullible?

Who knows, maybe it is, but don't be so naive.

Fincher has a sense of humor and would enjoy pointing out that it was a body double or digital enhancement. It's not being gullible or naive, it's using logic. Duh. Don't be an idiot.

No R185, under most circumstances directors protect their actors and vice versa.

If you are Ben Affleck and you are self-conscious about having a small penis, and now you are happy everyone thinks you have a big penis, no director is going to go fuck you and throw you under the bus for no reason. That isn't how it works. At all.

[quote]It's not being gullible or naive

Yes, it is. Like I said before, I don't know or frankly care that much about whether it is Affleck or not. But grow up, people lie all the damn time (especially in the entertainment industry). Don't believe everything you hear on TV.

Afleck = Biggest Dbag + Smallish Cock

R186 You are a moron. Fincher doesn't protect anyone. He would gleefully tell everyone that it wasn't Affleck. Please stop talking about things that you obviously know nothing about.

Jared Leto

Ryan Gosling

Jared Leto is a douche bag. Ben is actually a nice guy with demons.

I disagree that Fincher would throw Affleck under the bus for having tiny meat. That is not how Hollywood works. It was a digital switch to a body double

The guy I am turned on by now is Jake Tapper from CNN

so let's make a consolidated list of who is certifiably hung

Dafoe Ewan McGregor Neeson Leto Jeff Goldblum Jon Hamm Duchovny

The pic of ducovny doesn't reveal him to be hung

Jeff Goldblum is not hung.

Duchovny is hung. Keep in mind this was after getting out of a cold pool:

You can see thick Duchovny cockhead in this lovely gif:

Goldblum has a notoriously huge boner

David Henrie

All you can tell is that David Duchovny has a penis, there is no proof there he is actually huge or anything.

Tom Cruise is supposed to be quite thick with a big mushroom head. Seriously.

Certainly not me but i do have a great ass!

I'm hung like a horse. Like a horse I tell you!

Sadly, people often say "huge mushroom head" when there's a unremarkable or small dick attached - the head looks huge relative to the small penis.

It's a lot like say "she has a wonderful personality" about the unattractive girl.

Sorry, $cientologist PR shill who always seems to show up on every thread - I can only hope your 1 billion year Sea Org contract runs out next month.

Jesus Christ, I'm far from a Scientologist, and I've heard Cruise has a nice thick dick, good-sized too. I don't personally like him, but he was gorgeous when he was younger.

According to that groupie who wrote a book about being a groupie in the 60's and 70's, David Cassidy had the biggest cock.

No one is judging you Scientologist - the world is not out to get you.

[quote] Jeff Goldblum is not hung.

My cock isn't too bad. I just have to find it.

[quote] Chris Pine has a huge cock. A guy I know who sucked it has a picture of it. I saw it. Iw headless, butthe next picture was of Chris sitting on the same couch wearing workout clothes and flip flops, the same flip flops as the cock shot. Definitely him, cut, pretty thick but really long. Beautiful. His feet are great too, at least size 11

Chris Pine's feet appear to be rather small. I imagine that you have probably also either overestimated or exaggerated the size of what you believe to have been his penis.

Fred MacMurray is HUGE! When he fucked George Peppard you hear the screams all the way to Oxnard!

[quote]I've heard the Brandon Routh rumor, but I'm always skeptical of that kind of shit PR when a studio is promoting a new star for the Superman or some other franchise

Routh being CGI'd body scanned.

Duchovny on Stern

HS: Any truth to the rumor that you posed nude with a flowerpot on your gonads?

DD: I will tell you the truth. Right before...we had done the X Files pilot...we were about to go do the series in Vancouver, we did a little photo shoot in case we needed pictures of me. I was in my manager’s house and she’s English so, therefore, she has a lot of teacups, and I was just goofing around, I was changing and she had a cigar and the teacups and I just put the teacup over my...

Doug: It’s a very large teacup.

DD: It’s not that large.

I thin people here are confusing Jeff Goldblum for James Woods, who is supposed to be majorly hung. (Although Goldblum does have BDF)

Why would anyone confuse Jeff Goldblum and James Woods?

And why would anyone care what the elderly and psychotic James Woods has in his pants...as long as he keeps it and his extreme right-wing fundamentalist views away from me...

James Woods is 12 inches but as R216 said, ew.

R211 You whore! I hear you had more kids pulled out of you than a burning orphanage!

James Woods: large.

[quote]Who is that with the nice size meat in [R160]....more hot than funny.

That IS Willem Dafoe...hard to believe I know as he looks almost human.

Here's another dick clip on youtube no less where he doesn't look QUITE as lengthy but that may be because of the hula skirt.

[quote]James Woods: largely irrelevant

There I fixed it for you.

Early in his career, DeFoe played good guys in Platoon and Mississippi Burning, and the goodest guy of all in The Last Temptation of Christ. He only got creepy as he aged and started playing maniacs and sociopaths.

No, he was always playing sociopaths even early on......he just didn't look QUITE as creepy doing it.

In fact, in Streets of Fire ,he was rather sexy in a monstrous sort of way.

All of these are 5-6 inches, which is big in China:

Ben Affleck

Matt Damon

James Franco

Justin Timberlake

Ryan Reynolds

Some judicious Sculptra injections and Dafoe would look human again.

Musician John Mayer btw, nice ass!

Liam Neeson.

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yeah, I was just gonna ask about John Mayer, he gets around and really hot women as well, there must be something about him. Any gossip?

I don't think James Woods is huge, it's above average I would say.

Interesting that both John Mayer and Dax Sheppard are known to prefer backdoor sex with women.

Hmmm...

Scott Baio was on Stern and Howard said he must be huge to get all those Hollywood beauties and Baio, said no, the secret is he learned to be really great at oral. Woman don't care about size, they get off with oral.

If you go to MTV.com you can watch "Punk'd" the episode where Jessica Alba is punked while shopping. Dax ( then a regular and unknown) runs around the store completely naked (pixalated for TV) aggravating Jessica. Nothing gives the impression he is large.

where does Dax say he loves anal?

A friend of mine in LA does special efx makeup and prosthetics for the movies. They had to do full body live casts for superhero costumes to be made to fit perfectly. He told me Chris Evans had a huge cock and was really a nice guy too! I wish I'd seem that! Also the rumor for years is that the biggest cock in Hollywood actually belongs to John Schneider. He was Bo Duke on Dukes of Hazzard and played the father on Smallville. I know there isn't picture proof. But almost 11inches hard is what I heard.

I heard REX Smith from a friend that did a tour with him years ago!

[quote]Musician John Mayer btw, nice ass!

Bleah......John Mayer just grosses me out!

Considering Jeff Goldblum is 6'4 and fairly large framed that dick probably measures bigger than it looks .... still, I think it's beautifully proportioned.

I see mentions of Ewan McGregor but no pics?

Scottish and uncut. "The Pillow Book" -

And another one of Ewan.

"Young Adam"

Why are there always so many insecure racists in these threads?

[Quote]He told me Chris Evans had a huge cock and was really a nice guy too! I wish I'd seem that!

Nice and also big-dicked? I'd go for that!

If a woman has some anal experience, she can accommodate a much longer cock in her ass, and deeper, than she can in her pussy.

Chris Evans has a brother who is gay and not bad looking.

Um, hello....

R244, I can't see any cock in that pic. There's no way that crease in those blue pants is his dick.

Speak for yourself.

Jared Leto

Chris Pine is super hot. This raunchy early pics are the best. Not sure I believe that size rumor, however.

Sorry, meant Chris Evans. Chris Pine is a hot bottom like Justin Timberlake

R244/R246, Idris Elba on Twitter about the bulge in a blue suit:

"The good news is i got a shit load of followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire. #egowentintospaceshipmodethough"

Henry Cavill has a nice ass for fucking. He is hung more than Ben

[quote] He told me Chris Evans had a huge cock and was really a nice guy too! I wish I'd seem that!

What movie is that from?

I don't consider Ewan that hung, sure it looks big but he's a small guy so it looks bigger on him, he's slightly above average in my books.

I had a boyfriend with about Ewan's cock, as I've seen it soft. It looked so promising. It was certainly a pretty cock hard but not even 6 inches!

Chris Klein

[quote] Chris Klein

I thought that was just his character in Election.

Chris Klein has not aged well - and he's done a few stints in rehab, I think.

I never heard anything about his cock, not even at band camp.

And you know, all the good shit goes down or gets talked about at band camp.

Phil Spector

Well he's certainly a big Cock-a-Doodle-Doo

Jay R. Ferguson looks promising, doesn't he? I've loved him since "The Outsiders". He's a big guy.

I've also never been able to fully explain my crush on David Duchovny. He does have BDF, I guess someone would have to ask Gillian Anderson about it.

Jared Leto looks like he smuggling a szynkowa in his pants.

Edgar Ramirez is pretty big with a nice thick head

R263 Edgar

Any hard pics of Edgar?

Well that last one has a sexy body and a normal and pretty cock. That cock is never going to grow into one of the biggest around. Some of you are such amateurs.

I would pay money to see that Chris Pine dick pic.

R267 none are out there that's why

Where is R264 from? A porn?

I worked on a couple of projects with Kevin Costner and can say two things -- one, he likes to go commando whenever he can and two, he has plenty to show off.

[quote]Chris Evans has a brother who is gay and not bad looking

And hung to boot...

Justin Theroux's is so big that it looks like it'll hurt you.

I don't know if he's been mentioned or not, or if he's Hollywood, since he's a singer. Years ago I used to go to the same boxing club as Chris Isaak and he's practically down to his knees.

I thought it was Tom Wopat of Dukes of Hazzard who was rumored to be hung like an elephant?? That when he did broadway they had to make special costumes to accommodate his size.

I herd the same thing about Tom r274 not the blonde. It was actually even pretty obvious in his jeans on the show

So Wopat's the one who's really hung like a horse - no wonder Cybill Sheppard hired him for her sit-com....

Adam Driver

Ed Begley Jr.

As far as the Dukes go, John Schneider was the one always showing VPL on the show.

Can you imagine a bulge like R279 on tv today?

Yes, it was called Mad Men.

Hamm never VPL'd on MM the way that Schneider did on Dukes. And Dukes was NETWORK television.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Esai Morales.

Dam a young Tom Wopat had a rocking body.

r269, the gif @ r264 is Edgar Ramierz in "Carlos".

The guy that played "Hunter" back in the day often showed a huuuge bulge.

More John Schneider VPL

[quote]The guy that played "Hunter" back in the day often showed a huuuge bulge.

That's Fred Dryer and he sure did...

....

....

Dear God, I should have watched that show - I can't believe he got away with that.

More Fred Dryer

Dryer used to play pro football. I wouldn't have minded smelling his jock strap.

[quote] Can you imagine a bulge like [R279] on tv today?

You mean can we imagine a fake one because that is so not real.

[quote]You mean can we imagine a fake one because that is so not real.

Um, yeah it is. John Schneider always sported major VPL on The Dukes of Hazzard. And if you're implying that the pic is photoshopped, well, it's not. I have that particular episode on DVD and it's the real deal.

Weren't there major gay rumors about Fred Dryer?

Not sure. He did used to spend a lot of time at the Playboy mansion, though. I think he hosted some Playboy channel show for a brief period of time, too.

A young Javier Bardem

Or better yet . . .

John Corbett

Michael Landon. Talk about a bonanza!

My god I had such a crush on Fred Dryer when I was a kid. Him and Tom Selleck.

In high school around 1990, some kid said his dad or uncle was a college roommate of Fred's and that he was gay.

It's still me.

Michael Landon's gay son Christopher is gifted too

Wow, I'm in love....Michael Landon, my new bae...

Caitlyn Marie Jenner

Bruce never had a reputation for being hung. Should make the strapping down easier

Don't female hormones shrink the penis and balls significantly?

They were very small to begin with...

r310 To be clear, comparing them to mine.

r298 I dunno if the bulge was all that impressive but he sure had a purdy face.

Andy Cohen

[quote]Andy Cohen

The question was "Who [bold]has[/bold] a big dick?", not "Who [bold]is[/bold] a big dick?"

R314 exactly he's a big dick doesn't have one...the bossy loud dirty hole bottom likes big black dick !

Don't we all?

r315 textbook def. low-hangers

I totally forgot that Hunter was ever a show!

Huey Lewis has a famously massive penis.

True R319. That was well known in the 80s he's massive and banged a lot of women with it

Jacob Tremblay

R321 who dat?

Chris Pine, Edgar Ramirez, both growers.

JAY-Z allegedly has a big one. He hasn't a good looking face at all but a huge piece of meat.

I've heard that Chris Pine is hung.

R320, check out Huey's noticeably plump bulge in that awful movie Duet or the video for Doing It For My Baby... This one is no rumor!

...or the cover of the FORE album...

Correct Huey's dick was never just a rumor. He never did much for me so i didn't really care but it just wasn't any secret the dude is really hung. There was always proof you could see and tons and tons of groupie reports as they were touring and he was living it up getting as much pussy as he could

Large penises - is that all you queens think about?

Kevin Bacon in Wild Things

Yes, R329. We are bulgarians.

Paul Rubin

Every guy in Hollywood is hung. It's a requirement for Equity.

Among non-actors, has Michael Bay been mentioned?

Gabriel Iglesias tells a funny story of Matthew Mcconaughey whipping it out to piss at a Magick Mike after-party.

Also, supposedly John Schneider wasn't at all shy about showing you the General Lee if you asked.

Bradley Cooper once talked about how he and Justin Bartha saw Matthew Mcconaughey's nuts on the set of Failure to Launch. He said they were talking to him outside of his trailer and he was sitting across from them and he wasn't wearing underwear under his shorts..

The guy on the left of course.

r336 cross legged BONGO's

R337 You win!

Matthew has never been shy about being naked off Camera. Now i don't know if that means he's hung or not but nothing new for him.

Matthew thinks if he walks around nude with his meat dangling, it will distract from his freakishly short Popeye arms.

Jim Carey supposedly is massive.

Justin Theroux

But probably an English actor, they are usually big.

Yes Jim is well known for that. That's no secret.

God, I would love to see Chris Pine's big hard cock!

But Jim is fugly

Daisy was one lucky girl with Bo and Luke Duke being so hung. I idea of being spit roasted by them is exciting.

Chris Pine is a hunk.

James Franco has a nice cock - not big but just right ;)

R347 ty I knOw that about FrancO ;O how do you?

R341 you are concerned with short arms when they are attached to that anatomy which boasts the biggest bubble butt in Hollywood. Fool.

McBongo has never done a damn thing for me, even when he was younger.

I don't know where any rumors about David Duchovny being hung came from. Probably they came from Tea Leoni, who always liked to brag about their fantastic sex life. But there was a photo of a nude Duchovny with a teacup covering his entire package, so I doubt he's very much well-endowed.

McBongo was Greek god beautiful when he was young. Magnificent profile. He isn't as pretty since he lost all that weight for Dallas Buyers, but his gaunt face is very striking. Being thin makes his eyes look even more enormous and he has cheekbones to die for. Great facial bone structure so he'll age in an interesting way unlike potato heads Dicaprio, Damon and Cruise.

Dicaprio is on his way to Orson Welles territory.

Franco

Matthew Fox.....

Yes R327, Fore is a great cover for some Huey Lewis bulge. Here's a better version.

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[quote]there was a photo of a nude Duchovny with a teacup covering his entire package, so I doubt he's very much well-endowed.

And there is a photo of a tiny woman's hand covering McConaughey's entire package, so I doubt he's packing much. He was beautiful in his youth, though.

Proof, R355?

The Bee Gees

R358 how do you know how small those hands were? Donald Trump or Andre the Giant? According to that Mexican comic who was in Magic Mike, McBongo would have needed Andre the Giant size. He also said Manganiello is underendowed.

Oh please R358, if a man is flaccid, then a woman's hand, when gripping the entire thing correctly, can conceal a man's package. The same can't be said if the man is hard, but Matthew is clearly not erect in that pic.

A poster on LSA went to UT with McBongo. She dated a frat bro of his. He was a Delt. She said McBongo wasn't even the best looking Delt. They had the rep of being the hottest men on campus. She said a lot of the Delts dated interracially, in particular McBongo would mostly date black girls and dated a couple of her friends. She said he's 9 in and thick so respectable but maybe not Liam Neeson sized.

Matthew dated Janet Jackson for a while, and she's a reputed size queen, so there's that.

I've seen it. Matthew Fox is a nudist/exhibitionist and is constantly stripping down(or used to) at his house, parties, the beach, etc......

Lucky R366. Hope he got to taste it, too.

Isn't Fox nuts or something? What happened to his career?

R368 he started beating up his wife is what happened.

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The virile protuberance of Elias Koteas

YES! The Elias Koteas Fan is here!

I always appreciate Elias' tumescence.

[quote] And there is a photo of a tiny woman's hand covering McConaughey's entire package, so I doubt he's packing much.

[quote] there was a photo of a nude Duchovny with a teacup covering his entire package, so I doubt he's very much well-endowed.

One of my exes was not very noticeable limp - he was average, but it was no porcelain cracking dick, or dangler at the urinal. But when he was totally hard, he was a real, true nine inches, very thick.

Some guys really are growers. Not everyone comes out with their junk in a wheelbarrow.

So true r373. I'm average at best soft but things change get me excited. Not 9 but pushing 8 and folks that just see me soft in the gym etc would never know it. That there are us growers is no myth. Actually it's been fun sometimes to present a surprise they didn't really see coming

The Elias tumescence

Duchovny was a sex addict. I saw him in action many times at Checkmate, a swing club in NY. He is fine but quite average. NOT HUNG. Much of this stuff is just dreams and fantasies.

Liam Neeson has the biggest.

Neeson and Theroux have baby's arms down there.

Andy Dick is aptly named-for his enormous size and some of his rather unseemly behavior. He is also a recovering alcohol, drug/sex addict. Hollywood celebrity is a stretch though (pardon the pun) since only his buddy Judd Apatow hires him now. Probably due in part to the fallout over his feud with Howard Stern and anti-semitic remarks made on his show as well as his reputation as comedy's angel of death for being connected to Phil Hartman, David Strickland and Chris Farley shortly before their deaths.

Well jeez if you're including singers....

Jared Leto

Alexis Arquette said that she gave head to Let once and it was like trying to blow an evian bottle...so I am guessing small head large girth

Alexis Arquette used to get up on the bar at the Pyramid and practice autofellatio. Good times. She is a well hung lady herself!

Was, r383. I believe she's had SRS.

r334 yes, Michael Bay was mentioned upthread. Sadly straight though.

Who is the singer in R380?

r385 Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin (leading 70s hard rock band).

James Brolin Jared Leto Sean Penn Liam Nessom

The Game

Mario Lopez appears to have a big one!

I don't know if I believe Eglesias about McConaughey's cock size. He always seemed to be all balls to me. There's a movie he did where he's in tighty whities, and it's clear that he has big low hangers, but the bulge seemed to be just that--all balls. Unless he had a hard-on when he was peeing.

Affleck. Explains why all his exes are dickmatized over this selfish drunk who can't keep it in his pants.

R385, can you explain to the rest of us why you didn't recognize Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin?

Is he supposed to be famous? Don't remember anyone named Plant. How mundane.

I love that there are people on here who don't know who Robert Plant is. Ignorance never ceases to amaze me.

You can see McBongo's balls here. Don't look like low hangers to me. He must have had the standard cock sock on in this scene.

It's a generational thing. There is no reason if you're under 40 you should know him R394

The Schlong Remains the Same

It's not unreasonable to think that a person under 40 would not recognize Robert Plant in some random picture. Of course they would know Led Zeppelin and some of their songs, but indentifying the individual band members in a context-less photo would not be surprising at all.

Im 35 and inow of Led Zeppelin but other than Jimmy Page I don't know the other members.

Plant was the lead singer, the LEGENDARY lead singer. Like Jagger. Plant lived in Austin for years with his girlfriend. He was famous for wandering around and talking to everybody.

R395, he is wearing a cock sock.

I still to this day cannot believe MM has an academy award.

[quote]You can see McBongo's balls here.

I can't.

Of course I know Mike Jaggar. He is famous. Never heard of the name Roger Plant. He must not have been famous.

The nude scene that MM did in Killer Joe (pictured at R395) was so hot. He's fully nude (except for the cock sock) onscreen for quite a long time, and he even kneels down over the other actor in the scene, who's laid out on his back.

McConaughey had a couple of nude scenes in The Paperboy. One of him sitting naked on the toilet, talking to Zac Efron. Unfortunately, when he gets up to go shower, Efron's arm is covering a view of MM's dick. He also gets trussed up like a chicken after he gets gang raped, lovely view of that bubble butt.

Another vote for Mr. Mario Lopez

Not in Hollywood, but a musician....Andrew Bird. He's very lean but he is HUGE. H U G EEEEEEE

How did you get to meet his dong, R408?

I think I like his music, R408. This is the first time I've heard it. I've never checked out music before based on the size of its maker's dong.

R408, are you a fan of his music as well as his penis? I'm listening to it tonight for the first time and I really like it. So far, I've played the "Break It Yourself" and "Armchair Apocrypha" albums. I love it.

I don't really care about Mathews dick with an ass like that

I don't care about anyone's ass, R412. Not even yours. Dick is what matters.

I suppose that's why we have dedicated tops and btms. We all have our turn ons r413

So are you one of those "I don't suck cock" people, R414?

People not turned on by a great ass are suspect in my opinion.

A lot of ladies do not really prefer a dick that is too large.

Asses are what shit comes out of, R416.

This is a thread about cock, R416.

No r415 I suck cock. Not my most fav thing in the world but i do as required to please my partner and pretty good at it.

And piss comes out of dicks. What's your point, R418?

Hi, R408 here. Wow, did not expect so many to know him!

I've loved his music and have been to a few of his concerts before. Always thought he had a devilishly sexy nerdy thing going on. But not for everyone, I'm sure.

Anyway, he played two years ago in an old church where I have worked with a choral group, and they asked for volunteers to help with seating, etc.

So we had an area backstage for him (and others) to prepare, which included a bathroom and sort of "salon" seating area (one for men, one for women). I was using it to get out of my t-shirt and into dress clothes, and as I walked out of a stall after putting on my coat and tie, Andrew and his dresser were there. Andrew was changing in the open, talking to the guy helping him dress. Andrew had wires that were winding through his shirt, somehow, and that guy was helping him wind them in. Andrew went to tuck in his shirt....he was free balling and.....I mean. I can't even describe it. It looked like a the proverbial baby's arm. It was SO big. Pendulous, but with heft, hanging down.

I mean, damn.

Help me out: Is this cock or balls on the actor all the way to the left? Loved him on a recent ITV show, but can't decide what he's packing. Definitely something I'd like to have a go at, though.

It looks like it's all pleats, to be honest.

Well I wouldn't call him Hollywood but.... I saw Bob Eubanks in a locker room and his dick was like fetish freak porn big. I know he doesn't rate for the thread but what the hell.. He did a little helicopter spin when he caught me staring. Then huffed, rolled his eyes, and turned around.

R422, I'm listening to Break It Yourself right now. I don't know how Andrew Bird eluded me all these years, but I cannot thank you enough for turning me on to him yesterday. I've ordered four of his albums, and plan to go to his concert in the fall. Thank you, thank you, thank you. (See: not enough.)

Carrot Top is huge.

R426 you're welcome!

Willem Dafoe has a big dick. The fucking guy is 5'5 and I've seen him up close. He had no bulge to speak of. How this Hollywood bullshit gets around is beyond me. Where are the Harvey Weinstein fans claiming that he is called Whalestein because he's hung like a whale!

Is Warren Beatty hung?

Everybody always said Mick Jagger was huge but he is not. If you watch old footage from the 70s, he wore really tight pants, there was no bulge. And Keith Richards wrote in his auto bio that Mick was small, not big. Keith was soooo pissed off at Keith for writing this! Most of the women said Mick was great in bed because he was good at oral.

Liam Neesin is at the wheelbarrow stage

R429 I am somewhat confused by the wording of your comment. You say that Willem Dafoe has a big dick, but then you say that he is 5'5 and has not much of a bulge.

His dick is scary big, and I have seen it. I don't know about the bulge though.

Big dick aside, Willem Dafoe is exponentially fugly.

McBongo once revealed to VF that his father died while on top of and inside his mother.

R433 I wanted to say this: Willem Dafoe has a big dick? I talked to him and he didn't have a massive bulge at all. As far as I can tell he is not well endowed. Now you claim you saw his cock. Where was this? At the gym? Having met him I can't believe he has a python in his pants.

All of them, R437?

[quote]Everybody always said Mick Jagger was huge but he is not.

Because people thought the crotch on the Sticky Fingers" album was him but it was really Joe Dallesandro of Warhol fame.

As posted before.......

[quote]All of them, R437?

No. I thought Zachary's stretching pants spoke for itself, but it never hurts to have other good looking guys in a shot. The guy on the right in that post is Karl Urban.

Here he is again, this time on the left.

We also know about Defoe b/c Dana Delany called him out, along with Neeson and Jimmy Woods.

Dafoe isn't pretty, but I'd fuck him and Liam. Woods, never. Asshole.

Glad to know Dana is a size queen!

from that vid Dafoe obviously a grower

Dana is a size queen? Does she like oversized clits then because she's a dyke.

r444 she's LILL then because she was known for fucking around, both sexes, in the 1990s. She did the LA party scene and had a whore reputation (in a good way).

Zachary Quinto did full frontal on Broadway.

Thank you, R441. I missed that first time around. And I don't think I've ever heard of Karl Urban before.

Is Zach as dongful, R446, as R441's pic implies?

I saw ZQ in Angels in America. Maybe 4" soft.

4 soft can be 8 hard. I think he's hot, besides.

Dafoe is big. Liam Neeson was on a talk show and he host remarked about the size of his cock and Liam said, yes, him and dafoe are supposed to be the biggest in hollywood.

MOAR COCK PLS

Amber Heard. Depp has teeny weenie weiner.

And apparently Depp has anger issues about his little dicklet too.

I don't doubt that DeFoe and Neeson are two of Hollywood's biggest cocks but those guys are getting older - no offense to anyone - and DeFoe's kind of gross besides.

Surely, there must be some younger actors that also have some decent size meat...

Or are they all victims of some kind of terrible environmental side-effects, like that kind of pollution that causes frogs to have the sex organs of both genders?

Nick Zano is supposedly really big.

Details on Zano? He's hot.

Verificati - first-hand? second-hand? third-hand?

I'm not choosy - I just want to hear some half-way believable big dick stories...

Sorry, r393, but it isn't as though Led Zeppelin was some obscure band.

Depp is not the President of The Teeny Weenie Peeny Committee. Remember Nine Inch Nails,well Johnny has 2 inch nails. Not a exactly a cashew but Asian sized.

Nick Z really is hung. Girlfriend of mine at time dated him briefly back in the early 2000s. She LOVED that dick of his and use to go on and on about it. Apparently he was also an amazing lay but they argued all the time so it just didn't work out.

I remember hearing about Nick Zano dick size in the early days of ONTD.

Worked on two movies with Kevin Costner, including Waterworld, and got to see him naked. Not horse-hung but quite impressive. Wasn't shy either.

I still can't get over someone not knowing who Robert Plant is. I'm not even really a Led Zep fan (Plant's singing is easily the worst thing about the band), but do you people live in fucking caves?

SB worked /slept with/dated a number of the candidates on this thread. Maybe she could validate some of the claims?

r461 Robert Plant hasn't been in the public eye in many, many years. Everybody knows Led Zeppelin, but people in their 20s or 30s not knowing the individual band members' names would not be all that surprising. Now, if they didn't know who Mick Jagger or Keith Richards are, that would be bizarre. But Robert Plant is understandable.

Misha Collins once tweeted "Colin Ferguson has a huge co*k". He later tweeted "I meant he has a huge 'cook', guy must weigh 300 pounds."

-- Uh-huh ...

Probably doesn't mean anything, but I thought it was funny.

Colin Ferguson himself occasionally jokes about having a big cock.

R460

Peter has a monster cock! He's just a grower.

YUM Colin Ferguson

The Game. Yes he's a rapper but he's been in a couple of shitty films.

The game certainly likes showing off just how big he is down there.

Here you go

It's certainly not Jon Hamm.

R463 NO! Jagger and Richards are not played every ten seconds on AOR like Led Zeppelin is. Not knowing Jones' name or Bonham's name is one thing but Page and Plant.

Who the fuck is Page? Boneham as in Rupert Boneham?

Do Millennials even listen to Led Zeppelin?

the game=trashy thug that's a tease.

You say that like it's a bad thing, R476.

[quote] Do Millennials even listen to Led Zeppelin?

Who's he?

has anyone seen this andrew bird in concert? is he bulgy?

I'm going to see him in October. I won't be close enough to tell, unfortunately.

Reply 380 Robert Plant was known for his lack thereof in the size department. Yep, in that picture, he had stuffed his pants with something. Actually, it was Jimmy Page who was know as the "big man" in the group.

I was gonna say: whoever married Big Bird.

My sister was an emergency room nurse in LA when Duchovny was married to Tea Leoni. One night they came in around 2:00am, Tea was hemorrhaging from her vagina. He evidently hit it too hard with his monster cock and caused permanent damage. Some say this is the reason for their divorce. Her pussy was ruined forever due to the massive contusions to the vaginal walls. . She has never remarried as a result.

483. Woman give birth. This story is bullshit.

R483 is worse than Hitler. And Trump.

R483 Is that you Donald?

r481 Now that I've read that, he'll be forever known to me as Robert Seedling.

What about David Cassidy?

Stepmother Shirley Jones wrote in her book that his brothers call him "Dong".

R488

Hmmmmm Shirley Jones probably knows "Dong" more than she is letting on

I don't know about David, but his brother Shaun was supposed to be a big guy.

Oh, to be tore up by a young David Duchovny!

Oh dear Jesus, puh-lease let that story about David Duchovny's man-thing be true,

That Tea Leoni is a WHORE anyway, Jesus, I've heard it on good authority, Jesus - you know, I'm connected.

And oh Lord, you know I deserve a big penis after being married to the gay guy and then to that old mummy Frank Gifford...

Oh yes, dear sweet Lord, I'm just being faithful and believing and waiting on MY reward...

In the name of our precious sweet Savior, the darling baby Jesus,

I had a guy I saw regularly in the late '70s who would dress me up as Shawn Cassidy and have me force-fuck him. As a hairless twink, I guess I looked close enough to the real thing.

I would sell Tea Leoni to the highest bidding Arab.

Just how big does a man's dick need to be to get mentioned on this page?

R495

If it isn't big enough to split that little mousy has been Tea Leoni in half, it isn't worth mentioning. Here's a photo of Tea after Duchovny got through draining his "monster" inside of her. She looks half dead.

You can all stare at DD's crotch tonight when his series Aquarius returns for season 2. I stopped watching midway through S1 - it just didn't hold my attention. I did enjoy Gethin Anthony as hot, bisexual Charlie Manson. I might check in if he has more kissing scenes, though.

R496 And Duchovney was an admitted sex addict- so she had to spend half her day with this face!!!

Milton Berle Forrest Tucker as far as old Hollywood, TV stars. Berle claims he fucked Marilyn Monroe but I don't believe it.

Robert Urich sucked off Milton Berle for his first job.

No wonder he died- of consumption!

[quote]Robert Urich sucked off Milton Berle for his first job

I thought it was Burt Reynolds.

Saw an article today about photographers. Giles Bennsamone (sp?) was said to have a prodigious dong and loved to show it. Any pics out there?

[quote] Any pics out there?

From a taste perspective I certainly hope not, unless they caught him when he was younger and much better looking.

"Sex Addict" = Frau looking to increase her alimony payment

Not Hollywood, but former Mets player Lenny Dykstra was on Howard Stern last week promoting his new book and he revealed that teammate Darryl Strawberry's cock was enormous, joking that he had to tape it to his thigh.

R505. who is that?

Who is R505?

So who is 505?

Besides Gary Cooper, whose cock is legendary, who else from the silent era was well hung?

The French actor who played Yves St. Laurent, is either huge or wore a prosthetic in the film. In one scene, he emerges from a closet naked and approaches his lover. He is also the guy in the Chanel men's cologne TV ad, he's being interviewed and photographed.

If the musician Andrew Bird mentioned upthread is the one I'm thinking of, Madonna fucked him. Supposedly the film "Notting Hill" is based on their affair. Madonna has always been a size queen.

I did [italic]not[/italic] need to know that about Andrew Bird, R512. I'm going to have to sell my ticket to his concert now. And I'm not going to tell you your French actor's name now.

R513, It might not be the same Andrew Bird. IIRC, the person upthread state the Andrew Bird he knew was British?

There is another Andrew Bird, an American who was in the band Squirrel Nut Zippers, he's not good looking. The British Andrew Bird had wavy dark blond hair.

I have no idea who which one Madonna fucked, maybe both! The story at the time, she supposedly lived with some guy named 'Andrew Bird" in London for a few months. I cannot stand Madonna, never have, she's talent free and cannot sing.. I remember the name 'Andrew Bird' because, when "Notting Hill" was released, I recall reading it was based on Madonna's relationship with a musician named Andrew Bird. Some called it an 'affair' because Byrd supposedly was with another woman at the time, in a LTR.

As for the French actor, I can Google his name, besides, he's not very attractive.

He's rather attractive, IMO, R514.

The Andrew Bird I first read about here, the one whose music I like enough to go see him in concert, something I never do anymore, is the Squirrel Nut Zippers Andrew Bird. He was mentioned by someone upthread because he's got such a big dick. I hope he never inserted it in...her.

Oh, and his name is Gaspard Ulliel, R514. Gorgeous, I think.

Michael Bay. The rumors are true, VERY well hung. Costner is another, although not generally known (loves to show it off though)

R514 I just looked up SNZ Andrew Bird and he looked cute enough to me. Just geeky-cute.

R470 "The game sure likes showing off his Photoshop skills." Fixed it for you.

Folks, bulges are meaningless when it comes to dick size. I know guys who are showers whose dicks completely disappear in their pants and others who are average who always have a basket. It depends on your underwear, your pants, and your balls, more than anything else. All you have to do is look at Defoe's video if you're confused that he doesn't have a bulge.

Please remember that a bulge can be all balls.

Often true 520. The notion of a grower is no myth. You never really know until it's up and ready for action. I'm a classic grower myself and absolutely nothing noteworthy. soft. Turns into a mouth full when it's time.

Why only Hollywood? Where are the musicians?

I used to enjoy reading a groupie forum, I don't think it's around anymore, perhaps it's archived. It was called Groupie Central. Then, Liv Tyler's nutcase mom, former groupie Bebe Buell, started to spam the site with her lies and it was taken down.

I forgot who had the largest cock in rock. I think it was the drummer from some LA band, he was bald. He wasn't very attractive but his cock was huge. He posed for Playgirl. There was another ugly rocker, a singer from a metal band, he was huge too, but the face, completely ugly and grotesque, he looked like Lurch. He died a few years ago,

The person up-thread who mentioned Jimmy Page from Zep as having a large cock, where the hell did you get that info? Super groupie Pamela Des Barres was with him on and off for years, she never mentioned his cock size. Yet she mentioned other musicians cocks, I guess she was being polite!

Ross Mathews

Very, very endowed.

Finding the LARGEST cock s futile as agreement will never be reached. But finding those with larger than average is fun,

[quote] Why only Hollywood? Where are the musicians?

Because the title of the thread is "Who Has the Biggest Cock in Hollywood?"?

More monster cocks please!

Have you contributed anything yet, R527?

R514 Gaspard Ulliel Naked In Saint Laurent :

full frontal scene:

He's been fluffed...

LOL r523 the "Lurch" guy was Pete Steele from Type O Negative who died of an OD a few years ago. You can google for confirmation; the pics are out there. RIP

"Because the title of the thread is "Who Has the Biggest Cock in Hollywood?"?"

Dumbest response ever, especially as musicians DO live in Hollywood as well as other areas of California. Not to mention, the lines are very blurred in showbiz these days, musicians also act and vice versa. Some even fancy themselves fashion designers and fine artists.

Why not call this thread, "The Biggest Cocks in Entertainment"?

Gaspard's cock looks like a prosthetic.

Really, R534? Ya think?

It resembles a large egg roll.

Who is the guy with the PERFECT cock in black and white @ R505?!

Hmmmm what do we think here?

So far, R536, no one seems to know who the guy attached to this magnificent cock is.

That's my cousin Frankie. He did my sister of her sweet 16.

Somehow, R539, I have a hard time believing your cousin Frankie didn't have a smegma collector.

I'm thinking Kim Kardashian does. Why else would Kanye have stayed with her this long?

WW, R541

Nick Zano's been mentioned, Mark Hapka of DAYS fame, Blake Jenner.

How do we know Blake Jenner has a huge cock? He's a big thick guy, so he probably isn't small.

[quote]Mark Hapka of DAYS fame

Why did they fire him? He was the hottest Horton.

Adrian Grenier, after his appearance last week on WWHL.

Grenier

r544, back when photos of him and Melissa Benoist came out when they were still dating other people, people said that it wasn't Blake's looks or personality that caused her to cheat. Also, he has major BDF.

How do you think he won that Glee contest?? He certainly was not the best singer or most talented...Murphy chowed down on that cock

It depends on how is judging. To a fish or a tinymeat (under 7 hard) average (7 inches) is 'huge', but to an experienced hot sister only a thick 8 inches plus on the tape measure is acceptable.